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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's up the Internet? And welcome to this edition of
Remember that character from nine o two one know what
was her name? Trendo Walsh, Yeah, boy as Shannon Doherty's character. Anyway,
that's written about to tay what's trending? I'm Miles and
that is who's that? Hello? Hello, back year, my first
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on the pod in the New year. There you go.
You got your air brush Bodiqua T shirt on you
know web day? You know what's up to all? Y'all?
You know I'm feeling you on a live stream I
did yesterday. I it's a stupid I made a stupid joke.
I couldn't find my phone and I said, this either
is my favorite Puerto Rican food or I don't know
what's going on because where my phone go? Uh So
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I gotta go, y'all. That's been it for me and
I'm out of here. End up doing that. Man, I'm
kind of jealous because I used to live closer to
Anna and there's this my phone place that I would
go to, and I know she's been I know she's
been hitting it up. I see. I saw her post
pictures and I missed that place. Anyway, you Puerto Rican
spot here. I mean, I don't know if it's good
because it's in from Essex Market. No, it's in Manhattan,
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but market is very you know it's I mean, if
you don't know, you don't live there, but it's like,
you know basic, It's like there's a funch of stuff
in there. Um, but I'm eager to try. It looked
really yummy. I just didn't have the chance. Y'all please
give us tips the best just we were always trying
to eat eat well on this show. Um. But let's
talk about what's trending. First up is The Secret Service.
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Why well, you know this whole week we've been talking
about and we'll talk about it more. Tomorrow's full episode
is Joe Byron Oh Senile man himself. He's been at
these loose documents everywhere, uh, and things have been popping up.
The first batch I think popped up in November, and
then we found out recently has some ship in his garage.
So rather than being like, yeah, it looks like this
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old dude is sloppy as funk with these documents too,
there's like these libs on fucking Twitter who are like
it was the Secret Service. They're setting him up right,
after the Republicans stakehouse. I mean it could be, but like,
either way, I don't I don't need to like bend
my mind into pretzels like that when I already accept
the fact that he is an elder who's probably it's
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like a why is anyone letting him prittan anything? It's
gonna get lost sticking with him. He probably folded it up,
you know what I mean. He probably spit his gumming
and put in his pocket. I don't know either way,
it's just funny to see like all the back and forth,
like this is nothing like what Donald Trump dude, which
is true, but it's also curious. Yeah, it looks like
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people are sloppy as ship. We should we should actually
figure out how to make more secure. But I feel
like the Secret Service, famously during the Trump administration hated Trump.
Like I feel like there's a lot of stories basically
being like the Secret Service does not like Trump. So
I don't know why they would be against Biden in
this situation. Well, there's a lot of old there's a
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lot of anything, you know, the law enforce and types.
They tend to like the message that Trump was putting down,
you know, based on what I've seen out there, But yeah,
it's an ongoing story which we will see people try
to meet these equivocations because they're bored. Um. The next
thing is trending is Lisa Marie Presley. What's so wild?
I saw her name trending right so I when I
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clicked it on Twitter, first was just her on the
Golden Globes red carpet talking about how Austin but she's like,
my fuck, she she kind of seemed a little bit
out of it, a little bit yeah, and I'm not
gonna cast dispersions or whatever, but she seemed less than
optimal energetically there. And then we just found out she
was rushed to the hospital after going to a full
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cardiac arrest, and I think they actually got her heart
going again. But like, now, what the fucking wild ship
is on top of like Elvis fans and Lisa Marie
well wishers are like, oh my god, you know she's
got a kid, you know, please, I hope she pulls
through whatever. You got all these fucking COVID vaccine fucking
people now being like, oh wow, another full long cardiac
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arrest and it's like, where are you getting this news? Well?
It all, it's just died suddenly, died suddenly, you know
what I mean. I mean we're talking what three four
deaths a year due to that in the US. And
also cardiac problems are like, heart disease is one of
the biggest killers of women. So you know, it's like,
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it's nothing to do with COVID. Well, look, it's all
about you know, just like that guy said when he
was harassing the pilots in the cockpit, He's like, you
just had another guy go, another pilot go down. I
just made that up for the purposes of not being
wrong in this exchange of information. And I'll say that
with authority and go back to my coach seat, where
I'll continue to fart the whole time. Well wishes to
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Lisa Marie Presley. Hope she makes a speedy and full recovery. Yeah,
that was I wonder if that someone was already making
a joke about like I think someone recorded a video
pretending to be Austin Butler wishing her well like this
is how Austin. I'll like, nah, look too fast. I know.
I was like when I thought I was like come on,
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I felt like I felt like the teacher who didn't
want to laugh at the student's back like joke that
you should be like, no, y'all can't be saying that,
and rather than just be like okay, y'all are too much,
and they were like, see you didn't you didn't get mad.
You didn't get mad. You like that, Mr greg Um,
That's exactly what that is how I feel. Yeah, um
in fucking outrage and fucking angering news. Keenan Anderson, who
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was a thirty one year old English teacher. He was
in a traffic accident in Venice, California, flagged down a
motorcycle cop and somehow turned into a bunch of other
cops getting on top of him and he was tazed
to death. The l A p D have already killed
three people this year. It is January twelve, so we're
on a every four days average right now. Um. Not
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to mention that two was a record high for police killings.
So you know, for all this talk about progress or
forward movement, uh, some kind of adjustment to our our
policing and policies, we're only just we continue to see
this ship happened Apparently. Patrise Colors, who is one of
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the co founders of Black Lives Matter said that this
man is actually her cousin. That's so heartbreaking. I mean
it's heartbreaking in general, but it's like it's always one
degree away the video. I saw the beginning part of
the video. I don't know. I have a bit of
like a morbid need to kind of see I didn't
watch the whole thing, but to understand like what went wrong.
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He was in a car accident, and they said he
was having like an anxiety. I mean he looked, he
was like, don't know what's going on. Like if you've
ever been in a really bad car accident, you I mean,
I remember one time I just stayed in the car
for a long time because I was trying to figure
out what the funk just happened. Yeah, when I got
in my car accident, I remember yelling at the person
trying to help me because I thought they hit me,
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Like I was so disoriented and I was just like
what the funk And they were like, no, no, ma'am.
I pulled over because I was so worried about you,
like I didn't hate you, and I was like, oh,
I'm so sorry. I'm so disoriented. So I can imagine, Yeah,
and this is this goes along with a really bad
week for the l a p D. I mean, like,
they just recently changed their policy to say, like, oh yeah,
if you're off duty with your service weapon on you,
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you can't get drunk because they've had so many problems
with officers getting drunk, pulling guns, menacing people with guns,
shooting people. And it's just wild to hear that policy now,
and you're like, yeah, what And then yeah, there was
a Vice article that just like kind of laid out
just like five like six things that even happened recently.
You're like Jesus Christ, So yeah, I mean, this is
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exactly why we need real police reform, uh and actual
my god, like substantive, substantive attempts to be able to
hold people to account because apparently they say you're not
supposed to taste somebody for more than fifteen seconds, they
say he was taste for like over thirty seconds, because
that's how people, that's how things go from non lethal
to lethal. So, um, not much is changing. And I
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really courage people to really begin to see that because
for all of the like patting on the back that
we've seen the last two years, nothing has changed except
for people saying words like diversity, equity, inclusion. I'm not
seeing it anywhere, and until I do, it's fuck this
ship until the end. Okay, let's take a quick break
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and we'll be right back. We're back, Tucker Carlson, Alex,
Alex Jones fucking doing some kind of collab. No, okay,
you remember how Alex Jones lawyer like apparently leaked all
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the ship from his phone and we're like, oh, text messages.
Uh yeah. Huffington's post has been able has slowly been
being like, yeah, we got ahold of them. Here's some
of this stuff we've seen. The first thing I saw,
and the one I'll mention now is that there's apparently
this moment where Tucker Carlson apparently went to the Donald
Trump's house and I did not I did not know this,
like to warn him to take the fucking virus seriously, apparently,
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And then later that night on his show, Tucker Carlson said,
this was I remember this because he was he was
actually pretending, like acting like it was a pandemic. He said, people,
you know, we'll get sick, some may die. This is real.
That's the point of this script to tell you that.
And then we see this, Like they juxtaposed that with
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these text messages where Carlson like he texted Alex Jones
and he said, I tried, man talking about getting through
the Trump on how serious this ship was. I tried.
And then when Trump was just sort of like, you know,
doing what he did and basically be like it's the
China virus and do you want to drink bleach, then
they were like, okay, that's okay. I know how to
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read the sheet music. That's what we're on now. It's
just wild to just it's wild to say I tried, man,
like to even so vile, you know, like I'd prefer
that they're so like evil that off ripped. They're like
this is it ain't happen. But they probably know, like
they're smart enough to be like no, it's like real
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fucking doctors out. They're start enough to be self preserving,
you know, it's like the day they don't want to die, right,
Like it's like there these are people who you know,
live in higher circles. They're not people that are uneducated
so to speak. Right, so they know the stakes. They
know it's not the game. They want to play the
game to get the money. To get the cloud whatever
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they need, and it's just a funny universe to think
about these conversations. This is the kind of ship where
like you, I don't know, how do you hold someone
to account who has a platform like that and they're
willfully obscuring the truth that's leading to countless like like
loss of life. Like what do you do? Because I mean,
we saw it, like we know what that does, but
when you see it so cynically laid out like this
is like try to tell him, and it's going to
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be bad. And the next thing, you know, Alex Jones
is like selling his miracle cures and ship. Yeah, come
on you next story, Let's take it to young people
town real quick, because I don't like what I'm seeing,
especially on TikTok. I saw this story this young growing
in Singapore. She's on TikTok and she's like, oh my god,
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I got my first like luxury bag and she was
very happy about this. She's just like over the moon.
She's like I never had anything like this. Her name
is Zoe Gabriel. She said, thank you dad for getting
me this bag. People we're all up in her ship
because they said that's a bag from Charles and Keith.
That's like some sixty back that ain't no luxury bag
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and came for this fucking little girl's neck. All she
did was like, oh my god, people are so fucking sad.
The internet and TikTok can be such a vile play,
Like as much as I love dooms growing on there,
and you know, questionable for my mental health yea. So,
I mean there's a trend right now even talking about
like what is the most chronically online take that you've seen,
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And it's like people taking things like this and then
explaining you know that to me, this is an incredibly
chronically online take, Like you're bulling a seventeen year old
for being excited about a gift from her father, which,
by the way, if I were her age and my
dad bought me a six dollar back, I would ache
and so and be be grateful that my father even
knew my tastes enough to buy a bag, because I
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don't know about you. But if you are a daughter
of an immigrant parent, immigrant father, they don't know you.
They refuse to know anything about you, and they will
hold on to the little nugget of you from four
to this day, you know, like for instance, I love
sleeping beauty forever. My dad gets me things that are
sleeping beauty related in seven and maybe not a sleeping
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beauty stand anymore. So you know what I'm saying, Like
to have a dad even care about you enough to
get you with something that you like. Who gives a
funk if it's sixty that's like I don't like spending
six dollars in a bag from why I don't understand
what the I mean again, I know why people get
the joints because people are so fucking miserable they couldn't
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they couldn't stand to see some like sucking young kids
like yo, wow, look at this, Like who the funk
are y'all? You know, man, leave these kids almo't know.
That's where I was like, I felt like such a
I mean like I'm on TikTok, but I rarely see
like the like the young like gen Z culture type TikTok's.
It's always like some weird dancing like other ship. It's
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less like you know, like influencer type stuff. But yeah,
like when I said, I'm like, come on, why the
funk are y all a shaming people? Like it's so
stupid and especially because like the app is for them really,
like we are like old asked people just like trolling
this app, Like leave the seventeen year old who like
this is actually like their platform. That's me being the
adult looking on TikTok. Yeah yea, y'all been knocked that off.
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Yeah you better leave that little girl alone. The funk
you know about this? You don't know where the fun
she comes from and what the fund does that matter?
Like that's nothing to be a ship aimed about. And
then speaking of jen z Um, so I didn't know
Sierra Missed was like fucking gone or they were like
getting rid of it. Yeah, I mean, look, I never
drank the ship, but you know, spread all day if
you're going to lend the line route even you know,
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even a new formulas even up when that came out
a few years ago, I was fine with it. But
it's it's you know, I obeyed my thirst. But Pepsi
is coming out now with the new replacement for Sierra
Missed and it's called storry Um and like the packaging
is very I guess, like I guess it definitely looks
better than Sierra Missed. Like I'm more open to it
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looking at this, but the tagline, Oh my god, y'all
if it's like a fucking narc pulled up to your
high school and just trying to act like he was
seventeen two, because the tagline is storry hits different. No, no,
I love that. That to me, hits in the same
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like little cringe bucket as hold now you used word hit, Okay,
Just it's in the way that like the white kids
on TikTok are being be so fucking for real right now,
catch a fragilistic for real right now, like it is
when people use like I swear to God the I
stg ship Like, I'm like, whatever, look, everyone's so online.
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They don't be in the pit. Remember when I remember
that was was that the Taylor Swift woman? Yeah, I
think be in the pit. I was like, didn't be nowhere,
young lady, except in the principle's office talking like that,
what are you talking about? I've been to be in
the pain. You're like, okay, yeah, I saw this other one.
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I saw this other clip on Reddit where like these
these kids were like so like thirsting after some gymnasts,
like a collegiate gymnast, and all these dudes were waiting out,
and another gymnast on her team just walked out and
all these dudes like sh and this, and she was like,
what is going on? Terrified. Look, we're all we're all
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coming into our adulthood in different ways, you know, we
didn't have. The funny thing was when I was taped,
like I was using video, I had a fucking mini
DV camcorder to fucking put all my stupid ideas on um.
But if you saw them, I think it was a
New York Times article that came out a couple of
days ago that was about how gen Z is now
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back in the camcorder era, Like they are digital camera
all day, and I'm like, it must be nice that
you have the internet to look nice on these digital cameras,
because if I pull up my digital camera photos from
two thousand and eight, it is the dustiest, ugliest, awkwardest
little girl going like duck lists in the mirror in
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like the biggest eyeliner you've ever seen, you know, raccoon
eyes and stringing things and the whole your poor hair,
your poor hair. And I thinned out my hair too,
so it was just depressing. Yeah, because then you say
my curls yet, Yeah, think Time Journey. Yeah, they were cool.
Now I'm like, I can't even when I look seventeen.
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It's embarrassing, and they it is. It is wild though,
because like my dad found like the old camcordies, I
am gonna throw this away, and part of me was like,
I don't throw this ship. You could do some lit
ass music video on there talking about But it's funny
too because I remember for a while, like there were
apps I used to download on my iPhone that would
make your videos look like high eight videos or whatever.
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And now it's just funny to see like that's the
dominant sort of visual aesthetic. But hey, I get it.
You know, there was a time when people wanted to
recreate the look of like sixteen millimeter film and ship
the o G Instagram filters. Yeah, exactly. What's what was
your favorite X Pro two? I don't remember. I mean
I just remember slipping through them and being like pooooooo
yeah blood Wig maybe, yes, actually blood Wig was a
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good one. Wig was a good one. Yeah. Back in
the day, man, my old digital camera pictures were like
me in the I don't even know how to match
my clothes. Oh no, not, I wore the weirdest fucking
ship Like. I'm like, I'm looking back, I'm like you
you know better, you know, like you know what I
think how things work. But back then, it's just about
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like assembling all these different types of clothing at the
same time. It's because we grew up in the Disney
kids wore eighty different patterns, and it was like, that's
what I was watching. I'm wearing like camo with like
brown gauchos like wrong with me, I had like a
j crew like purple and green button up with us
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with a gray and teel fitted Dodgers hat, green, a
green like golf jacket, you know what I mean. Jeans
that fucking so fucked up looking anyway, Look, I'm find out.
I've just I found my zone, which is dressed like
I was fourteen. So it's basketball shorts, sweatpants, hood, He's
all day, very simple for me. Um. All right, well,
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thanks so much for listening to us on this wonderful
trending episode. Thank you Becka for joining me. We're gonna
be back tomorrow with a whole so, so don't worry
about that. So until then, you know, ship man, you
might as well get that that shot if you haven't.
I mean, I feel like I'm preaching to the choir,
but you know, wear a mask because the ship is
out there still. Uh. And also, don't do another about
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white supremacy, massage, any homophobia, none of that nonsense. You know.
Make sure you're a good person out there. We'll try
our best too, and we'll see you next time. Bye.