In this edition of Trendyth Paltrow's Ski Crash Musical, Miles and Bryan the Editor discuss the new Gwenyth Paltrow skiing accident musical, the new Madame Web movie, the new Supreme Court code of ethics, Americans thinking Alaska is an island, Markwayne Mullin literally asking for it, and Clay Higgins' weird "ghost bus" rant!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, everybody, welcome one and all to this afternoon edition
of Trended Paltrows Ski Crash Musical. Because that thing about
Gwyneth Paltrow and the ski that's a musical. Now, that
is one of the things spending. We will get to that,
but that doesn't excuse the fact that I have not
introduced myself and my co host. I am Miles and
(00:23):
that is Brian. Hello, Brian. Okay, uh, you doing okay?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh, I'm doing great. It's it's nice and stormy and
gloomy and spooky outside. Okay, like it?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Okay, Yeah, we were on the same coast. We got
a bit of a bit of the spooky waters tonight.
Look good time to bundle up, you know, put a
gas log on.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Nice big tartan poncho on.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah. Wow, that looks crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Like Irish Mexican or something.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah. That is a combination of fabrics and styles. But yeah,
well you've threaded the needle culturally with that garment. Let's
tell the people what's trending today. Up first, Gwyneth Paltrow.
It's called Gwyneth ghost skiing. You said, what the fuck
is that? Well, this December in London Town in Jolly
(01:11):
Old England. You can see the debut of a new
stage musical which is all about that Gwyneth Paltrow trial
about when she slammed into the optometrist who couldn't enjoy
wine anymore. Remember, he was so fucked up from that
collision that he no longer could could be enjoying the
wine like he used to. Life just isn't the same.
(01:32):
But yeah, it's done by the same people, this group
Awkward Productions that sounds about right, who describe themselves as
quote harbingers of queer chaos. H And it will seemingly
involve some audience participation by making audience members the jury
in the trial. These are the same people that did
the Diana the Untold and untrue story that one reviewer called,
(01:54):
quote the most unhinged piece of theater in existence.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
That actually sounds kind of appealing.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, exactly, that's that. That that sounds about right. I
just wish, like I just don't care about Gwyneth Paltrow,
But I guess you can make it work because it
is so absurd. I do like the audience participation aspect, Like,
you know, you can maybe have fun with that if
you're getting like super lit in the fucking theater.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, man, love improv, love improv from untrained.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Love improv from drunk people from the audience.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Did you ever see Point Break live in.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
La Actually yeah yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Like the one time you can drag someone up from
the crowd and it works, because.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That was huge, Yeah, for you know, a small theater thing.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Exactly if people don't know, there's like this show where
like they would they would do Point Break, basically act
out the entire movie Point Break, but someone from the
audience would be pulled up to be Johnny Utah and
the whole thing was like, yeah, they can't have chops
like we just like you're Johnny Utah tonight. So maybe
they but this is probably not gonna be that. But hey,
what we need is the fucking musical about the fucking
(03:01):
the boat brawl in Alabama.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, you could definitely. He definitely built that story out
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
This man, it has all kinds of layers to it. Man,
white supremacy.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That could be a beautiful ballet.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Actually, wow, oh, you don't want to go lowbrow with it.
You want it to be like someone's seminal work. Love
modern dance. Oh yeah, which, by the way, the charges
are I'm pretty sure the black man who was defending
himself got charged with assault while some of the white
defendants skated.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I think, Yeah, it sounds about on brand.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, it sounds about on brand for this place we
call America. The next thing that's trending, there's a new
Spider Man adjacent film. I guess it is what we're
calling it because it's a Sony Lade Spider Man. It's
called Madam Web So, No, what the fuck is it
(03:55):
called Madam Web? Yeah, that was right, Madam Web. I'd look,
I'm struggling, but Madame webso's wax web Museum. But yeah,
cause Sony, like this is a Sony movie, and they're
trying to make Spider Man movies without the Spider Man,
as we saw with Venom and obviously the fantastic Morvious.
(04:20):
Because it is Morbon time in this house, we do
believe that it is Morben time. It is Morbon time.
But this one stars Dakota Johnson as the titular Madam Webb,
who's a paramedic who can see into the future after
having a near death experience. And then there's like a
trio of these young women, including Sidney Sweeney, who are
(04:43):
all being terrorized by this dude that I'm like, yo,
that's Spider Man's Like, no, no, no, that's not Spider Man's
that's an evil guy. That's Ezekiel Simms pretending to it
being evil Spider Man. I don't know enough about the
lore to fully wrap my head around this, but it
turns out like the the three younger people that he's
trying to go after are all people that are destined
(05:05):
to become Spider people of their own in the future.
This is them, that's ps for them, pre Spider I
guess I think it's like Terminator, where it's like, you know,
this dude came in to try and eliminate John Connor
or some shit, trying to get these Spider people before
they get it popping.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
The impression I get from the trailer is that this
is another and a long line of not necessarily time
travel movies, but like time loop movies. Alla, your Ground
Hugs Days, your Edge of Tomorrow, Yeah, your source code,
all that stuff, and yeah, they're pulling from a lot
(05:42):
of influences and it just it kind of just feels
like a product looking for an audience. Yeah, if that
makes sense, it doesn't feel very organic.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
They're like, it's fifty shades of gray mixed with Sydney Sweeney.
Uh we got this Billie Eilish track Spider Man adjacent lore?
Is that enough folks? Well that give buy a ticket?
I don't know the aesthetically too, it looks Lily's dated,
like like as filmmaking, it just feels as one critic.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Who working on this, how long is it sitting on
the shelf?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, they said, someone described as a run of the
mill two thousands thriller is what it reminded them of.
But hey, there you go. Okay, next up the Supreme Court.
You know, they've they've put out a new code of
ethics obviously because Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito just many
like even everybody, even Soda mayor there are people who
(06:41):
are like, y'all are kind of making a lot of
money off of this. This is this the most appropriate
thing when you are sitting on the highest court of
the land.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
So they're like, hey, we need a code of ethics
to maybe try and dampen those stories or or fix
the reputation of the court. And it turns out like
it does fuck all. Like basically it just codifies the
rules that existed now into this code of ethics that
Clarence Thomas was following when he did all that shit. Anyway,
(07:12):
so it's like very toothless. Like even in the beginning
of the document about this new code of ethics, it
states that quote, for the most part, these rules and
principles are not new. Who wrote this, This is coming
from the court.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Okay, so they let the Supreme Court right their own.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to go home.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
And then here's the other cool part. You know how
like a lot of times you'll be like, like a
local judge can be disbarred and shit or whatever, unseated
or impeached or whatever, like for you know, egregious conflicts
of interest kind of thing. It's because like those rules
actually have teeth, like they're enforceable with a lower court.
The thing that they get into this philosophical conundrum with
(08:00):
the Supreme Court. They're like, but like there's no higher
court to appeal to than us, So what's so I
guess it is what it is, Like it's so bad,
it's so it's it's it's nonsense. Yeah, but hey, they
can make their own rules.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Now, Hey, it's a great country. Great country.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I mean, like we have people taking millions in gifts,
like shady property deals, lavish vacations, and they're like, well,
my company like directly didn't have any business in front
of the court. It's like, but your industries do. And
that's that's where your influence. That's how you you turn
that influence into you know, tangible results for your industry
(08:44):
or business.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Look, look, folks, this isn't going to stop until you
run up in their houses. That's the long and short
of it.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Run up, get done up. Yeah, that's what they'll say.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I just haven't put it plainly like.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I mean, like, you know, for think about how like
how terrified they were when people were actually going outside
of Supreme Court justices houses, like they were getting the
protections we had never seen.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
But imagine how shift they'll be when it's like ten
thousand people pulling up to their house and not for
a party.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I mean, I think that's where I think that's why
they want to begin to help, you know, enact more
laws that make it much more difficult for people to
like gather protest, et cetera. Because those are the kinds
of those are the kinds of cases that these sort
of conservative, wealthy activist types want to get to their
to their supreme country.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
This is oh yeah, yeah, for sure, this shit is trash,
But this is the way this is. This is the
mechanisms in which we see it all come together. They
just they hang out at their weird little theme parks
with Hitler statues and figure out how to just.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Non in international waters and shit.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Like yeah, exactly, all right, let's take a quick break
and we'll be right back after this. And we're back,
and I know you're like, because this is what kind
of country this is? You were saying that in relation
(10:12):
to how there's really there's no justice just us, as
many people will say, or D'Angelo and Devil's pie, ash
to ashes, dust to dust, But we're truly also just
we're a really uninformed and not smart group of people
in the United States. Unfortunately, there was this viral thing
that went off. It's like video where this woman was
(10:36):
talking about how she went to Alaska and she was
absolutely gobsmacked, surprised, her wig flew when she found out
that Alaska is not an island and is actually part
of the North American land mass that you could drive
to on land.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Miss in the right time of year, you can drive
to Russia. Wait.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
So she finds that it's wild because like Canadian people
were looking at them like, are y'all for fucking real? Uh,
because they they obviously share a border with Alaska. But
like other people Americans in the comments are saying, they're like,
oh shit, did I thought that? Shit too? It's not
an island because like on a map, it's an island,
(11:20):
and you're like, that's not what that means. God, please
go a fucking island.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh okay, And in rand McNally hamburgers eat people.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, right, right, right right, it's like, but it's always
in the lower left, like next to Hawaii. I thought
it was next to Hawaii. Yeah. Yeah, this place that
has that gets all kinds of snow that we know
is one of the coldest places in America. Is it's
right next to Hawaii because it's on the because it's
not part of the contiguous United States.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
It's just wait until they find out what the fuck
a mercader projection is and that the sizes of countries
are not what you think that.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, for real, Wait, till they hear about the annexation
of these places to Actually, they probably wouldn't care.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
They'd be like, boy, yeah, how we got these fucking places?
Yeah yeah, far flung.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind,
never mind. We didn't We didn't kidnap anyone and be like, oh,
you want your queen to come up off these lands
real quick anyway. So that's that was just so wild,
Like I couldn't like it was. It's hard to hear
when other people were like, put on a map, it's
an island, and you're we're like Jesus.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
It's it's the kind of stupid where you have to
as a normal person, you have to take it second
and recalibrate your whole brain to be on that level
of like, wait, what do you even Oh you mean
you mean the thing on them?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh so you're oh so you're all the way not smart. Okay, okay,
like holy shit. Yeah, it's a little sad, sad, as
a Donald Trump would put it. And then lastly, let's
check in with some really really cool American people. Let's
start off, because like there's all kinds of hearings happening
(13:07):
right now. One of the big ones to touch on. Obviously,
yesterday we were talking about Senator Mark Wayne Mullen, uh talking,
you know, how he wanted to fucking throw hands in
the Senate. He was on Sean Hannity's show, and you
know kinda defended what he said or tried to explain.
He was definitely on a very sympathetic, friendly show to
(13:28):
be able to do this. But here, let's just take
a quick look at what Mark Wayne Mullen was thinking
when he decided that, you know what, maybe I will
fucking try and fight Sean O'Brien to the Teamsters union.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
I think any other response kind of would have been
a little gutless.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
But you know, I would agree with that.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
I mean, what don't people want me to do? If
I didn't do that, people in Oklahm would be pretty
upset at me. That's not how we raised I supposed
to represent Oklahoma values.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, I don't know, maybe actually do things that like
are tangible benefits for your constituency.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
They're both like lame white dudes doing MMA, and.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I know they both do mma.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Do MMA. They were probably chopping it up, putting each
other in choke holds and ship before the vapor.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
They're like, yo, what baby? Oh yeah, dude, watch this, dude,
you do the gee choke show them. I just do
the geecho, just use the gee to choke.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
They just they're just blowing clouds, chopping it up.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
The best is then they go on like to brow
down on like the art of toxic masculinity and violence
is this next part where he's like, what the heck
happened to this country?
Speaker 6 (14:35):
When I grew up, it was a little bit of
a different time when me and my friends, when we
played football, when we played basketball, I played hockey. You know,
I don't think there was a single day that we
were playing sports where we didn't drop the gloves or
you know, have a brief interlude of you know, throwing
fists and it all be over. You pick up and
(14:55):
you start playing again. You know, when all of a
sudden did we become that woke? That the thought of
two people, uh one responding to a threat directly saying, Okay,
you threatened me, here's your opportunity take me.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Up on him.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Yeah, well, it's political correctness. It's it's all of a sudden,
you got to worry about somebody's feelings. But all by
the way, the left can say whatever they want.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Wow, it's so I love that.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I love how that guy called him a clown and
you're a joke and a fraud. And he's like that's
a threat.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That's a threat, and I'm gonna have to throw down
now because how dare you? I swear it's I mean,
but it's funny. He's like, yeah, there would also like,
how was he saying there wasn't a day that went
by that they weren't like fistfighting. I'm like, was it
all that lad you were exposed to or some ship
the fuck was wrong?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, I'm righting off that whole let's not get into it.
But these motherfuckers never.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Mind what happened to us. When do we become so
woke that unchained violence wasn't the solution to every single
thing that we encountered? What the fuck happened?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
They're ill.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Then we have Christopher Ray, the head of the FBI,
is on Capitol Hill and he's getting absolutely grilled by
Congressman Clay Higgins, Republican, who has been so like he
is so horny for January sixth conspiracies like inside job,
false flagshit. And this was during the worldwide threats hearing, okay,
(16:29):
this is when they have the head of the FBI
to talk about worldwide threats. Of course, the Republicans are like,
what about January sixth? And I just want to play
this part where he's like hitting him with this really
interesting conspiracy theory that I had not known up until now.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
If you are asking whether the violence at the Capitol
on January sixth was part of some operation orchestrated by
FBI sources and or agents, the answer is emphatically saying no, no,
saying not violence orchestrated.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
If my FBI sources or agents.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Are you familiar with with you know what a ghost
vehicle is? Director, your director of the FBI, certainly should
you know what a ghost buses? Ghost bus? I'm not
sure if you use that, Okay, okay, pretty common in
long enforce. It's a vehicle that's that's used for huh,
(17:23):
his secret purposes. These two buses in the middle here,
they were the first to arrive at Union Station on
January sixth, zero five hundred. I have all this evidence.
I'm showing you a tip of the size.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Sper mister chairman.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
These two buses, mister completely white is a very significant hearing,
mister chairman, and these buses are nefarious in nature, and
we're filled with FBI and foreman stressed as Trump supporters.
You can deploy it unto our capitol on January sixth.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Your day is coming you okay, okay, So that's your
brain on right wing extremism and four chan posts. When
you say ghosts, I think he's just say Ghostbusters director, Ray,
have you heard a ghost Buster? You know, a Ghostbuster?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Is you mean ecdo one? Sir? Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
And do you believe that those busses were filled with
FBI in formats, armed with proton packs, dressed as Trump supporters?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Huhde? What you're talking about? Man?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Sorry, he just left the new Ghostbusters movies and he's excited.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I know, ghost busts, ghost busses feels like some kind
of like civil rights movie but with ghost Dog with
Forrest Whitaker.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It's like, I think, I think it's funny that he
admits that there's like secret police just right asually. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they're common, They're coming. I have secret, secret purposes. Yeah wait,
exact secret purposes.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
You know, I mean, you know, but but we know,
like okay, uh huh so yeah, really good times being
spent on the Capitol Hill over there anyway, that is
gonna do it for us today. We're back tomorrow with
a whole new episode. So yeah, until then, take care
of yourselves, take care of each other, get your vaccines,
(19:22):
don't do nothing about white supremacy, hatred, none of that, Okay,
and we will talk to you tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Bye bye.
Hey, everybody, welcome one and all to this afternoon edition
of Trended Paltrows Ski Crash Musical. Because that thing about
Gwyneth Paltrow and the ski that's a musical. Now, that
is one of the things spending. We will get to that,
but that doesn't excuse the fact that I have not
introduced myself and my co host. I am Miles and
(00:23):
that is Brian. Hello, Brian. Okay, uh, you doing okay?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh, I'm doing great. It's it's nice and stormy and
gloomy and spooky outside. Okay, like it?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Okay, Yeah, we were on the same coast. We got
a bit of a bit of the spooky waters tonight.
Look good time to bundle up, you know, put a
gas log on.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Nice big tartan poncho on.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah. Wow, that looks crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Like Irish Mexican or something.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah. That is a combination of fabrics and styles. But yeah,
well you've threaded the needle culturally with that garment. Let's
tell the people what's trending today. Up first, Gwyneth Paltrow.
It's called Gwyneth ghost skiing. You said, what the fuck
is that? Well, this December in London Town in Jolly
(01:11):
Old England. You can see the debut of a new
stage musical which is all about that Gwyneth Paltrow trial
about when she slammed into the optometrist who couldn't enjoy
wine anymore. Remember, he was so fucked up from that
collision that he no longer could could be enjoying the
wine like he used to. Life just isn't the same.
(01:32):
But yeah, it's done by the same people, this group
Awkward Productions that sounds about right, who describe themselves as
quote harbingers of queer chaos. H And it will seemingly
involve some audience participation by making audience members the jury
in the trial. These are the same people that did
the Diana the Untold and untrue story that one reviewer called,
(01:54):
quote the most unhinged piece of theater in existence.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
That actually sounds kind of appealing.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, exactly, that's that. That that sounds about right. I
just wish, like I just don't care about Gwyneth Paltrow,
But I guess you can make it work because it
is so absurd. I do like the audience participation aspect, Like,
you know, you can maybe have fun with that if
you're getting like super lit in the fucking theater.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, man, love improv, love improv from untrained.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Love improv from drunk people from the audience.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Did you ever see Point Break live in.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
La Actually yeah yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Like the one time you can drag someone up from
the crowd and it works, because.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That was huge, Yeah, for you know, a small theater thing.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Exactly if people don't know, there's like this show where
like they would they would do Point Break, basically act
out the entire movie Point Break, but someone from the
audience would be pulled up to be Johnny Utah and
the whole thing was like, yeah, they can't have chops
like we just like you're Johnny Utah tonight. So maybe
they but this is probably not gonna be that. But hey,
what we need is the fucking musical about the fucking
(03:01):
the boat brawl in Alabama.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, you could definitely. He definitely built that story out
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
This man, it has all kinds of layers to it. Man,
white supremacy.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That could be a beautiful ballet.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Actually, wow, oh, you don't want to go lowbrow with it.
You want it to be like someone's seminal work. Love
modern dance. Oh yeah, which, by the way, the charges
are I'm pretty sure the black man who was defending
himself got charged with assault while some of the white
defendants skated.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I think, Yeah, it sounds about on brand.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, it sounds about on brand for this place we
call America. The next thing that's trending, there's a new
Spider Man adjacent film. I guess it is what we're
calling it because it's a Sony Lade Spider Man. It's
called Madam Web So, No, what the fuck is it
(03:55):
called Madam Web? Yeah, that was right, Madam Web. I'd look,
I'm struggling, but Madame webso's wax web Museum. But yeah,
cause Sony, like this is a Sony movie, and they're
trying to make Spider Man movies without the Spider Man,
as we saw with Venom and obviously the fantastic Morvious.
(04:20):
Because it is Morbon time in this house, we do
believe that it is Morben time. It is Morbon time.
But this one stars Dakota Johnson as the titular Madam Webb,
who's a paramedic who can see into the future after
having a near death experience. And then there's like a
trio of these young women, including Sidney Sweeney, who are
(04:43):
all being terrorized by this dude that I'm like, yo,
that's Spider Man's Like, no, no, no, that's not Spider Man's
that's an evil guy. That's Ezekiel Simms pretending to it
being evil Spider Man. I don't know enough about the
lore to fully wrap my head around this, but it
turns out like the the three younger people that he's
trying to go after are all people that are destined
(05:05):
to become Spider people of their own in the future.
This is them, that's ps for them, pre Spider I
guess I think it's like Terminator, where it's like, you know,
this dude came in to try and eliminate John Connor
or some shit, trying to get these Spider people before
they get it popping.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
The impression I get from the trailer is that this
is another and a long line of not necessarily time
travel movies, but like time loop movies. Alla, your Ground
Hugs Days, your Edge of Tomorrow, Yeah, your source code,
all that stuff, and yeah, they're pulling from a lot
(05:42):
of influences and it just it kind of just feels
like a product looking for an audience. Yeah, if that
makes sense, it doesn't feel very organic.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
They're like, it's fifty shades of gray mixed with Sydney Sweeney.
Uh we got this Billie Eilish track Spider Man adjacent lore?
Is that enough folks? Well that give buy a ticket?
I don't know the aesthetically too, it looks Lily's dated,
like like as filmmaking, it just feels as one critic.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Who working on this, how long is it sitting on
the shelf?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, they said, someone described as a run of the
mill two thousands thriller is what it reminded them of.
But hey, there you go. Okay, next up the Supreme Court.
You know, they've they've put out a new code of
ethics obviously because Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito just many
like even everybody, even Soda mayor there are people who
(06:41):
are like, y'all are kind of making a lot of
money off of this. This is this the most appropriate
thing when you are sitting on the highest court of
the land.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
So they're like, hey, we need a code of ethics
to maybe try and dampen those stories or or fix
the reputation of the court. And it turns out like
it does fuck all. Like basically it just codifies the
rules that existed now into this code of ethics that
Clarence Thomas was following when he did all that shit. Anyway,
(07:12):
so it's like very toothless. Like even in the beginning
of the document about this new code of ethics, it
states that quote, for the most part, these rules and
principles are not new. Who wrote this, This is coming
from the court.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Okay, so they let the Supreme Court right their own.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to go home.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
And then here's the other cool part. You know how
like a lot of times you'll be like, like a
local judge can be disbarred and shit or whatever, unseated
or impeached or whatever, like for you know, egregious conflicts
of interest kind of thing. It's because like those rules
actually have teeth, like they're enforceable with a lower court.
The thing that they get into this philosophical conundrum with
(08:00):
the Supreme Court. They're like, but like there's no higher
court to appeal to than us, So what's so I
guess it is what it is, Like it's so bad,
it's so it's it's it's nonsense. Yeah, but hey, they
can make their own rules.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Now, Hey, it's a great country. Great country.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I mean, like we have people taking millions in gifts,
like shady property deals, lavish vacations, and they're like, well,
my company like directly didn't have any business in front
of the court. It's like, but your industries do. And
that's that's where your influence. That's how you you turn
that influence into you know, tangible results for your industry
(08:44):
or business.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Look, look, folks, this isn't going to stop until you
run up in their houses. That's the long and short
of it.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Run up, get done up. Yeah, that's what they'll say.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I just haven't put it plainly like.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I mean, like, you know, for think about how like
how terrified they were when people were actually going outside
of Supreme Court justices houses, like they were getting the
protections we had never seen.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
But imagine how shift they'll be when it's like ten
thousand people pulling up to their house and not for
a party.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I mean, I think that's where I think that's why
they want to begin to help, you know, enact more
laws that make it much more difficult for people to
like gather protest, et cetera. Because those are the kinds
of those are the kinds of cases that these sort
of conservative, wealthy activist types want to get to their
to their supreme country.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
This is oh yeah, yeah, for sure, this shit is trash,
But this is the way this is. This is the
mechanisms in which we see it all come together. They
just they hang out at their weird little theme parks
with Hitler statues and figure out how to just.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Non in international waters and shit.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Like yeah, exactly, all right, let's take a quick break
and we'll be right back after this. And we're back,
and I know you're like, because this is what kind
of country this is? You were saying that in relation
(10:12):
to how there's really there's no justice just us, as
many people will say, or D'Angelo and Devil's pie, ash
to ashes, dust to dust, But we're truly also just
we're a really uninformed and not smart group of people
in the United States. Unfortunately, there was this viral thing
that went off. It's like video where this woman was
(10:36):
talking about how she went to Alaska and she was
absolutely gobsmacked, surprised, her wig flew when she found out
that Alaska is not an island and is actually part
of the North American land mass that you could drive
to on land.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Miss in the right time of year, you can drive
to Russia. Wait.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
So she finds that it's wild because like Canadian people
were looking at them like, are y'all for fucking real? Uh,
because they they obviously share a border with Alaska. But
like other people Americans in the comments are saying, they're like,
oh shit, did I thought that? Shit too? It's not
an island because like on a map, it's an island,
(11:20):
and you're like, that's not what that means. God, please
go a fucking island.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh okay, And in rand McNally hamburgers eat people.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, right, right, right right, it's like, but it's always
in the lower left, like next to Hawaii. I thought
it was next to Hawaii. Yeah. Yeah, this place that
has that gets all kinds of snow that we know
is one of the coldest places in America. Is it's
right next to Hawaii because it's on the because it's
not part of the contiguous United States.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
It's just wait until they find out what the fuck
a mercader projection is and that the sizes of countries
are not what you think that.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, for real, Wait, till they hear about the annexation
of these places to Actually, they probably wouldn't care.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
They'd be like, boy, yeah, how we got these fucking places?
Yeah yeah, far flung.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind,
never mind. We didn't We didn't kidnap anyone and be like, oh,
you want your queen to come up off these lands
real quick anyway. So that's that was just so wild,
Like I couldn't like it was. It's hard to hear
when other people were like, put on a map, it's
an island, and you're we're like Jesus.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
It's it's the kind of stupid where you have to
as a normal person, you have to take it second
and recalibrate your whole brain to be on that level
of like, wait, what do you even Oh you mean
you mean the thing on them?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh so you're oh so you're all the way not smart. Okay, okay,
like holy shit. Yeah, it's a little sad, sad, as
a Donald Trump would put it. And then lastly, let's
check in with some really really cool American people. Let's
start off, because like there's all kinds of hearings happening
(13:07):
right now. One of the big ones to touch on. Obviously,
yesterday we were talking about Senator Mark Wayne Mullen, uh talking,
you know, how he wanted to fucking throw hands in
the Senate. He was on Sean Hannity's show, and you
know kinda defended what he said or tried to explain.
He was definitely on a very sympathetic, friendly show to
(13:28):
be able to do this. But here, let's just take
a quick look at what Mark Wayne Mullen was thinking
when he decided that, you know what, maybe I will
fucking try and fight Sean O'Brien to the Teamsters union.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
I think any other response kind of would have been
a little gutless.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
But you know, I would agree with that.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
I mean, what don't people want me to do? If
I didn't do that, people in Oklahm would be pretty
upset at me. That's not how we raised I supposed
to represent Oklahoma values.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, I don't know, maybe actually do things that like
are tangible benefits for your constituency.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
They're both like lame white dudes doing MMA, and.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I know they both do mma.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Do MMA. They were probably chopping it up, putting each
other in choke holds and ship before the vapor.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
They're like, yo, what baby? Oh yeah, dude, watch this, dude,
you do the gee choke show them. I just do
the geecho, just use the gee to choke.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
They just they're just blowing clouds, chopping it up.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
The best is then they go on like to brow
down on like the art of toxic masculinity and violence
is this next part where he's like, what the heck
happened to this country?
Speaker 6 (14:35):
When I grew up, it was a little bit of
a different time when me and my friends, when we
played football, when we played basketball, I played hockey. You know,
I don't think there was a single day that we
were playing sports where we didn't drop the gloves or
you know, have a brief interlude of you know, throwing
fists and it all be over. You pick up and
(14:55):
you start playing again. You know, when all of a
sudden did we become that woke? That the thought of
two people, uh one responding to a threat directly saying, Okay,
you threatened me, here's your opportunity take me.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Up on him.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Yeah, well, it's political correctness. It's it's all of a sudden,
you got to worry about somebody's feelings. But all by
the way, the left can say whatever they want.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Wow, it's so I love that.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I love how that guy called him a clown and
you're a joke and a fraud. And he's like that's
a threat.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That's a threat, and I'm gonna have to throw down
now because how dare you? I swear it's I mean,
but it's funny. He's like, yeah, there would also like,
how was he saying there wasn't a day that went
by that they weren't like fistfighting. I'm like, was it
all that lad you were exposed to or some ship
the fuck was wrong?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, I'm righting off that whole let's not get into it.
But these motherfuckers never.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Mind what happened to us. When do we become so
woke that unchained violence wasn't the solution to every single
thing that we encountered? What the fuck happened?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
They're ill.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Then we have Christopher Ray, the head of the FBI,
is on Capitol Hill and he's getting absolutely grilled by
Congressman Clay Higgins, Republican, who has been so like he
is so horny for January sixth conspiracies like inside job,
false flagshit. And this was during the worldwide threats hearing, okay,
(16:29):
this is when they have the head of the FBI
to talk about worldwide threats. Of course, the Republicans are like,
what about January sixth? And I just want to play
this part where he's like hitting him with this really
interesting conspiracy theory that I had not known up until now.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
If you are asking whether the violence at the Capitol
on January sixth was part of some operation orchestrated by
FBI sources and or agents, the answer is emphatically saying no, no,
saying not violence orchestrated.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
If my FBI sources or agents.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Are you familiar with with you know what a ghost
vehicle is? Director, your director of the FBI, certainly should
you know what a ghost buses? Ghost bus? I'm not
sure if you use that, Okay, okay, pretty common in
long enforce. It's a vehicle that's that's used for huh,
(17:23):
his secret purposes. These two buses in the middle here,
they were the first to arrive at Union Station on
January sixth, zero five hundred. I have all this evidence.
I'm showing you a tip of the size.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Sper mister chairman.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
These two buses, mister completely white is a very significant hearing,
mister chairman, and these buses are nefarious in nature, and
we're filled with FBI and foreman stressed as Trump supporters.
You can deploy it unto our capitol on January sixth.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Your day is coming you okay, okay, So that's your
brain on right wing extremism and four chan posts. When
you say ghosts, I think he's just say Ghostbusters director, Ray,
have you heard a ghost Buster? You know, a Ghostbuster?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Is you mean ecdo one? Sir? Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
And do you believe that those busses were filled with
FBI in formats, armed with proton packs, dressed as Trump supporters?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Huhde? What you're talking about? Man?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Sorry, he just left the new Ghostbusters movies and he's excited.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I know, ghost busts, ghost busses feels like some kind
of like civil rights movie but with ghost Dog with
Forrest Whitaker.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It's like, I think, I think it's funny that he
admits that there's like secret police just right asually. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they're common, They're coming. I have secret, secret purposes. Yeah wait,
exact secret purposes.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
You know, I mean, you know, but but we know,
like okay, uh huh so yeah, really good times being
spent on the Capitol Hill over there anyway, that is
gonna do it for us today. We're back tomorrow with
a whole new episode. So yeah, until then, take care
of yourselves, take care of each other, get your vaccines,
(19:22):
don't do nothing about white supremacy, hatred, none of that, Okay,
and we will talk to you tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Bye bye.
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