Trump = Shark Hater, Timberlake = Woke 1.19.18

In episode 67, Jack & Miles are joined by comedian Amy Miller to discuss the government shut down, Chicago West, Stormy Daniel's InTouch interview, Omarosa keeping receipts, protest music, 'bloidwatch, Red Lobster Cheddar Bay biscuits, & more.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season fourteen, Episode four.
I'm DOS Daily's eight guys January two thousand eighteen. My
name is Jack O'Brien a K. Jack at E Jack,
don't talk Jack. That is courtesy of at Triz, and
I am joined by my co host, Mr Miles Gray.
That's right. It is life, mirs of the Rich, and

(00:21):
grass that is a fire a K. I want us
tell everybody because you incorporate with my first and last name,
and you did a great song. Who's that good, Charlotte?
Who's Who's that? I don't know anyway, that came from
a dog called normous, So shout out to you, a
dog called normal And we are thrilled to be joining
our third seat by the hilarious comedian Amy Miller. Hello,

(00:43):
how are you Amy? Good? Are you doing okay? You
having a small stroke. You're having a small stroke, A
small stroke at acute one. It's a cute strop Amy.
What is something from your search history that is revealing
about who you are as a human? Well, okay, I
look up the last thing I googled in my phone
and it was Portuguese water dogs. I've been having a

(01:05):
real week with the Obama family. Um, because two nights
ago I had a full on sex dream about Brock,
my first one ever, which seems like, yeah, you had
eight years I miss him. And then I don't know.
I was just talking to somebody about his dog Bow
and we were like, what breed is that? When I

(01:27):
googled Portuguese water dog, which incidentally also sounds like a
horrible sex act. Yea for somebody, Rock was Portuguese water dog. Yeah, exactly.
And I let him, what's something you think is overrated?
Something I think that's overrated? The Walking Dead? You're a

(01:49):
big fan, No, I've actually I'm I'm one of three
Americans who have never watched a single episode of The
Walking Dead. Yeah, I mean I think I've seen three
and then I just couldn't do it well. And the
standards so much higher now, right, because there's so much
stuff to watch. That's just like, if I'm not grabbed,

(02:09):
if I don't care, I just don't care. And I
don't know how people watch that much gore on a
regular basis for years, because I think some people live
with that, like fantasy of the zombie apocalypse happening. Like
I have friends who like they're praying every day that happens.
I don't know why. Why would they want that. I
don't know, maybe to like prove that like they're able

(02:30):
to survive or something like that. Because they've watched so
many of these shows. They feel like they're ready because
we don't know how this could be happening now. Well,
it's like we didn't have a war in our generation
where we did, but like not that like your friends
fought in or that was like necessarily like real to them,
and so I would say the Iraq War was pretty

(02:53):
real for our generation, right, But I feel like this
is there's no there. There's like also zombies let you
off the hook in terms of you're just killing like that,
that's what Hollywood uses for, or like video games use
instead of nazis. It's like the safe thing, the disposable people,
disposable bad guys that you can just kill with impunity.

(03:15):
So that is true. I never thought about that, but
it's just like, yeah, it's such an easy thing to murder.
And they're also it's like putting everything on like the
easiest level in a video game like slow and dumb.
Just use like clan members. That would be fun. Yeah,
that would be fun. Actually, that's why there's games like
Wolfenstein where it's just literally it's just like, YO killed

(03:38):
Nazis in the most gruesome way you can with like
futuristic guns that would just melt them. But yeah, the
only thing I saw. I first watched Walking Dead because
I thought Frank Deribon would probably do a good job,
and like it was kind of like whatever. And then
once the second season started, I was more into it
for Frank, and then it was kind of a different
show and I think also, I don't know, it didn't
grab me either. That wasn't just like, oh shoot, I

(04:00):
have to keep watching this. I just don't care. I
started watch regular TV shows like I watch porn where
I'm not interested. If I can't put myself in that scenario,
it's not real. There used to be someone that I
relate to. You know what's relatable porn like meeting someone
at ross. I mean that, No, I mean like you

(04:21):
know what it has to be like sort of like
a curvy girl and you know its yeah, I can
imagine myself doing. There can't be too many like upside
down flips and stuff like that was like I can't
do just like you know, yeah, I can't get funcked
weltering a handstand, so I'm like out right when stuff

(04:45):
like that happens because I can't. It's like watching so
a yeah, it's just not me. What I is something
you think is underrated? Um? This one I did think
about and sad um current day Domino's pizza, okay, because
here's the thing, Yes, yes, I remember now if I

(05:06):
think back on eating Dominos pizza as a kid, it
was pretty gross, like especially I have a huge family. Uh,
there's also a lot of people in it. That's a
fun joke. I like to Um, we used to get
those like big like rectangular ones with the square pieces, yes,
like a party size. Um. It was like, I mean

(05:26):
how long was that? Like five ft long? Maybe just
a big rectangle? Um, And I think it was pretty gross,
but current day great value. Here's what I do on
a lot of road trips because I'm on the road
a lot as a comic and often driving by myself,
and like, I don't want to eat like super shooty
food all the time. Dominoes, I don't know, it's got

(05:48):
some veggies on it. Whatever, I can justify it to myself.
Walk out large pizza I'll just like put that in
plastic like foil and keep it with me on the trip.
And I mean pizza for three four days that you
get now kind of mileage out of a pizza. Yeah, man,
you put a piece in front of me, especially man,
if i'd smacking, I will eat. I'm burning any calories.

(06:10):
I'm just sitting in a car driving right, and neither
am I sitting on the couche busing Netflix. Like the
the engine demands the calories, so I must need it.
But the storymodels they're not so nice. It's a franchise.
I haven't been inside of Dominoes that has been remodeled.
You could own a Domino's pizza. Today, I had an

(06:34):
old co worker her family. She's really well to do.
They're the largest franchise owners of Dominoes. She's like the
Dominoes queen. She was like, She's like, if you ever
need a pizza, let me know and it will appear magically.
And I was like, I like, how militant You're being
a good friend. Have you seen their oven cars? Yes?
Those are so dope. And I think the pizza is
good now. I really like their thing Creuss Pizza and

(06:56):
have always liked their thin Cross pizza. Yeah, yeah, tun
Ride crackery like that. It's like Cristy, I'm right here,
you know, well, you know and handles. You know what
I'm saying. But yeah, with the new pizza, shout out
to the herbs on the crust to that also makes
the crust very edible. And now I feel like we're
getting so caught in pizza. We're not even sponsored by Dominoes.

(07:17):
Every ten pizzas I get a free pizza. That is
so generous. Dominoes, thank you so much. That happens. Yeah,
it's just in your account. It's like you I never
sign in. Oh you are blowing it. I just don't
trust big Dominoes. But when you compare Domino's pizza to
the other big chains, Papa John's is fucking hot garbage.

(07:40):
Pizza Hut has never been good. Yes, I like it's
all your fists up at me. It is so greasy
that pan pizza. I love it because it's like eating
just a grease personal pan pizzas fine, but like they're
overall pizza. I just feel like it's I feel like
they're sauces really bad to three dollars more expensive on

(08:05):
it on all the options and it's like, why what
am I paying that for pizza hut? Because you because
you're in a hut? No? Thanks? Yeah, And mostly what
I always say, you always you walked into our office
today and that was that was how you greeted all
the noise? Right, all right, those that's a great over under. Uh,
we're gonna get into format. We're trying to take a

(08:27):
sample of the national shared consciousness. People are getting on
me for saying global shared consciousness because apparently, and I'm
just finding this out, there are countries besides the United States.
I've been telling me Jack, right, Uh, Miles, you were right. Yeah.
When I said I was half Japanese, he thought my
mom was just born in little Tokyo. Rights. Uh So

(08:48):
the way we like to open up, uh, in sampling
that shared consciousness is by asking our guests, what is
a myth? What is something that most people in the
United States believed to be true that you know to
be false? Okay, this is um, this is really important
for today because I'm really showing who I am and

(09:09):
what I care about. But um, I think that too
many Americans think that I will always love you is
a Whitney Houston song, when in fact it belongs to
Dolly Parton, whose birthday it is today. Happy birthday, Dolly much. Yes, Um,
that is something I am so shocked. I come across
it probably every few days in my our people know

(09:31):
that I'm a giant Dolly Parton fan, and uh. And
for whatever reason, like a lot of people think she
covered a Whitney song, and I'm like, how does that
even work, like chronologically, you know. So just so y'all know,
I'll be watching it later tonight, Best Little hor House
in Texas, great film with Dolly Partner and Burt Reynolds.

(09:52):
And she sings that song to Bert Reynolds at the
end when all the horse have to leave the horhouse.
It's very sadly. And then Whitney remade it after many
men people tried to buy it from her, and she
turned them down, including Elvis. She said no, um, and yeah,
it's her song and it's her birthday and she's an angel.
And Whitney does a good job with her, Oh she does.
She made it better. I prefer the Whitney version, but

(10:15):
we have to trace the legend back to its origin. Yes,
but that's part of the genius though, is knowing whose
hands it's gonna do the best. And yeah, we didn't
write the national anthem. She just did it better than everybody.
You've seen pictures of Francis Scott Key. Yeah, it looks
like when Whitney Houston. She may be time traveling. But
the other thing too, is you know, I don't know

(10:37):
if we talked about this in warm up episodes, but
you know, she has the Dixie Stampede dinner show. She
dropped Dixie from the Stampede because it uhould just be
medieval times for people who like the Antiboe South. And
she was like, yeah, we're keeping up with changing attitudes,
so she's keeping up. And I think she should take
Stampede of the name because I've been to that dinner
and there's not a lot of stampeding. Just changed the

(10:58):
names called the Dolly parton dinner. No, the food is
not good, so it's just the have you been a
menieval talk? And I love the little potato. Don't ask
me about potato. Yeah, it's it's all eat with your
hands food. To know what's really good. When you can
smell so much horse ship, you know, you're like, is

(11:19):
this good? Because I feel nauseous or yeah, or am
I just thankful it's not a ship flavored thing? Yeah,
but for some reason, like I like New York street
food and all of New York City, like in the
wintertime smells like horseship and the summer yeah yeah that too,
but yeah, like both or like the hot the hot

(11:40):
nuts that you can get into street meats, all of
the above. Have you heard? Sorry, just because I have
your Dolly pipe? Have you here Joline at thirty three rpm?
Oh yeah, one of my favorite things. Yeah, that's awesome.
Good to put people onto that. Also love Miley's cover.
Yeah it's not bad. Yeah, she got pipes too. All right,
let's get into the stories of the day. The government

(12:01):
is about to uh shut down if they don't come
to an agreement on you know, funding and also you
know DACA and other other things. And yeah, it's it's
basically it's a looming shut down and both sides are

(12:22):
trying to blame the other so that it it hurts somebody,
which is interesting because one side controls the government, right, Yeah,
and that's yeah. What's the other thing too, is like
it's just been real shameful because like with with Chip,
the child health insurance program, like they didn't fund it
because they knew they were going to use it as
quite literally a bargaining chip for like these other you know,

(12:44):
these other bills that they wanted to pass. And yeah,
and now we're at a point where you know, they're
the Congress is trying to act like they're using chip
to be like, look at what the Democrats are stalling out,
like funding child health insurance, Like y'all let that lapse,
get that fucked up, and we'll see. I mean, the
blame game is just going back and forth. Like on

(13:05):
the left, it's like, well, you control all sides of
the government, and on the right it's like, well, you know,
like we can keep the government funded and let's talk
about this, but you're also you're gonna you're gonna do
a child health insurance dirty like that. It's just it's
turning into a fucking mess. And I'm not sure both
sides seem to think that they're gonna fare better on
the other end of it. But one thing, you know,
with these governments shutdowns, because it really affects people, at

(13:27):
the end of the day, you don't know who is gonna, like,
you know, really beholding the bag at the end. Right. Yeah,
the one thing that this has made me realize is
just how much of an advantage the right has by
having Fox News, by having like a mouthpiece for the
Republican Party. Uh. When you go to Fox news dot
com right now, the headline is the Schumer shut down,

(13:50):
which is a phrase that Trump must have tweeted out today,
I think. Um, And you know when you go to
CNN or MSNBC, they're just kind of reporting on it
and saying this is, you know, apparently Schumer is going
in and trying to negotiate with Trump. And but yeah,
Fox is just so disciplined. They just are very well there.

(14:15):
It's different. It's like, you know, it's the same thing
with just the way the parties work. The Republicans aren't
afraid to just go full stop, like not give a
fuck about anything and just do it because they're gonna
do it. And that's a problem with I think on
the left it's like, well, let's try and be objective
when but realistically, to the second you tune in MSNBC
or even CNN, you're just getting you're getting very democratically

(14:36):
in talking points obviously, like they have people representing all
the viewpoints. But and I know you don't. I can
see you grimacing. I don't. I don't. Yeah, I guess
MSNBC does. Like when you have the pundit shows that
they are pretty left leaning, but they're not consistently on message.
There's not a concerted like everybody on the right has

(14:59):
the same talking points. It is like a propaganda machine.
I don't know. I was like listening to a Crooked
Media podcast yesterday and they were like, basically like, this
is what the left talking points should be. This is
what the Democrats talking points should be, this is how
they should message the government shutdown. And I was just thinking,
like that would be really beneficial to Democrats if they

(15:23):
basically had if Crooked Media was their Fox News, and
they were just like, Okay, those are good talking points,
those are functional, let's use those. But instead there's like
kind of bickering, and uh, you know, Democrats from red
states are saying that the reason that Democrats are like
holding out on this is because they wanna like appeal

(15:45):
to the base and like like those guys are crooked
are sort of the new generation of what the Democratic
Party could be should be. And but you look at
the d n C. It's all old guard people. So
I think that's sort of the difference is that old
guard is not they don't have their ship together and
they're not the messaging isn't right. And clearly the people

(16:07):
of the of the Crooked media ILK like they know,
they know, like they have their ideas of what the
messaging should be and yeah, for all intents of purposes,
like they're the messaging that they talk about is definitely
the more effective of the two. Well that's what's so
sad when you watch Fox News and they're like, you know,
the Democrats had a weak attempt at something, and it's
like makes me feel bad when I kind of agree, like, yeah,

(16:29):
it should be a more militant approach a little bit
like why why is your goal still the compromise And yeah,
that's what you're saying. It's like the old Guard that
that's where they came from, is like a place of compromise,
but the other side is not doing that anymore. So, Yeah,
it's very fragmented. It's there's just too many different cooks,
you know, uh, deciding what the messaging is going to be. Uh,

(16:53):
And you know, people are trying to figure out who's
gonna get left holding the bag and like being blamed
for the government shut down if it happens. And I
saw an ABC News poll today that was, like, most
Americans are going to blame Republicans, according to our most
recent polling. But I just I don't believe that based
on the fact that there is a mouthpiece that a

(17:15):
lot of Americans get their news from Fox News that
is just consistently putting out a very disciplined message that
is just always going to be in line with whatever
the President wants to say. Well, I mean, yeah, at
least Shepherd Smith on his show was made it very
clear that the report. But Shepherd Smith is obviously a
minority over there at Fox. But like he his whole thing,

(17:38):
like his opening monologue was basically, they controlled the White House,
they controlled the Senate, they control Congress or that that
the House of Representatives, and so you know, that's their
own They only have themselves to blame because of the
fracturing within their party because they can't get their ship
together if they really wanted to. But as far as
far as the media is concerned, it is like unless
you're watching Don Lemon or Frankly Comedy, show or a

(18:01):
late night show, Like the approach is still too a
little bit too balanced a lot of the times, trying
to be even handed, which is great in most circumstances.
It's just that the it's just an absence. The Fox
News performs a very vital function for the right, and
the left just doesn't have that. They don't have. Yeah,

(18:24):
surprisingly Kimmel has been like and frankly National Public Radio,
which is so far left leaning it's amazing it's still
being funded. I guess your Jack's point is that it's
not myopic and so redundant that they're clearly trying to
Like with Fox, they're trying to inoculate their viewers, like
with a certain understanding of how they want them to

(18:46):
view these events, whereas like I think the other things
that we're like, hey, we're gonna put the facts out
of there for you and you can a reasonable person
will come to that con versus like force feeding it
and it works. And it's also where the President gets
a lot of his talking bout. Yeah, well he just
watches Fox in the morning, and that's terrifying. Yeah, it's
especially concerted and you know, a tight message because the

(19:11):
president gives them talking points, and they give the president
talking points and it's sort of this internal echo chamber.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We will
be right back and we're back. Um, so breaking news.

(19:33):
Uh the name you just broke for us? What you
want to share share with our listeners? Oh sure, I
just opened my Twitter and saw that Kanye named his
baby Chicago, baby girl, little Chicago. Um. You know there
there have been uh famous people who named their children Brooklyn,

(19:53):
which sounds like a name. Chicago just doesn't sound like
a name. It just sounds like a city groundbreak, it's
it's it's that is not a name, but whatever either,
North is not a name either. He loves Chicago, dude,
I know, I look you can that's that's his progetive
name is Chad whatever he wants. One of my least
favorite Kanye songs is the song about Chicago where he

(20:16):
like raps about how it's a girl. It's like basically
the Bonnie and Clyde things ground where laying some groundwork
where he's like, uh, yeah, what sucks is her name
in Chicago West, which is like a real middle finger
to the south side. You know what I mean? Exactly? Well,
it's look, I guess shout out to the Algonquin people's

(20:38):
you know, who were historically the inhabitants of the Chicago area,
because as we all know, Chicago came from the French
rendering of the Native American word chicaqua. Because I had
to google the etymology of Chicago, because I'm just trying
to find some meaning outside of him just naming it
after his hometown. Like I wouldn't name my kid in
North Hollywood Gray. That sounds kind of dope. Was actually,

(21:00):
you know, that's my Hollywood San Fernando Valley Gray. Hollywood
Gray sounds like Valley Hood does Hollywood Gray? Like that's
not that's like a Dolomite bad guy. Uh So we
wanted to get into a little blood watch right right
off the bat because In Touch has interviewed your girl,

(21:25):
Stormy Daniels, who apparently carried on Stormy parents. We're geniuses.
Uh actually that's not a real name, but she carried
on an affair with Donald Trump and shared uh dirt
within Touch and Miles. You read the transcript of the interview,

(21:46):
rushed through the transcript and it's I mean, like I
can tell you that the good I can do like
a step by step thing or just talking about we
should have popped out. How about I just talk about
ship that popped out of the first thing is when
she talks about how she and she met him at
this golf tournament. He was like, Okay, let's have dinner
or whatever. She's married at this time. He was married
at this time to to Milania, who is my eggers

(22:11):
yes with the expert yes. Uh. And so she I
guess she goes up to his room and she's like,
I was all dressed up because I had assumed that
we were going to dinner quote, but he meant to
have dinner in his room, Like he wasn't dressed to
go out at all, just lounging. Uh. He was just
like in pajama pants exactly. Uh. And she like negs him.

(22:31):
Apparently she said, quote, how does Mr Heffner know that
you stole his outfit? I was actually really mean to him.
He got all huffy and tried to play it off
and was like, oh, I just thought we would relax here,
so he was already kind of scrambling. Then it's funny,
you know story Dan's is kind of I'm digging her
the way she was talking to Donald Trump like constantly
giving him ship, like in a fun way. One of
the questions was he like during their conversation over dinner,

(22:55):
he's like, hey, can I ask you something? And I
don't want to be offended? And she thought, oh, here
we go some question about like porn or whatever. And
it was like, actually something about like the royalties she made,
and she's like okay. And then she was like, hey,
can I ask you something that's like kind of offensive
and he's like sure, and she goes, dude, what's up
with your hair? And he's like yeah, and then she's

(23:16):
like He's like he laughed. He said, you know, everybody
wants to be wants to give me a makeover, and
I've been offered all this money and all these free treatments.
And she's like, what is the deal. Don't you want
to upgrade that? Come on? Man? Uh. He said that
he thought that if he cut his hair or changed it,
that he would lose his power and his wealth. And
I laughed hysterically at him. So this motherfucker think he's Samson.

(23:37):
He's like, don't cut my motherfucking whatever. Yeah, whatever that
it ship is. I mean, his hair is kind of
brilliant because it's like the most he's good at branding. Basically,
it's a shell game of hair, like you don't know
what it's what you're quite doing and anyway, so then
apparently she went during like later on in the night,

(23:58):
she goes to the bathroom and when she comes out,
like the bathroom is in his bedroom in the hotel suite,
and when she comes out, he's laying there on the
bed and he's like, no, he's he's just he's laying
in the bed and he said, come here. Uh. And
then in the interview she says, quote and I was like,
here we go, and we started kissing. I actually don't
even know why I did it, but I do remember
while we were having sex, I was like, please don't

(24:19):
try to pay me. And then I remember thinking, but
I bet if he did, he would be a lot
um And then like the in touch people like, she
was like, that's this is all you were thinking, And
she's like, yeah, isn't that horrible? Uh? And then she
the they asked her if she was attracted to him,
she said, would you be? I was more like fascinated.
I was definitely stimulated by the conversation. Um and then

(24:42):
like later on afterwards, he's like, hey, can you like
Trump asked Stormy Daniels to sign one of her DVDs
for him. Yeah, but she was like she he probably
got that in the gift bag at the thing. It's
not like he had it on deck and was like
or whatever. But apparently she he was just very like
smitten with there. Uh. And then the next day, like

(25:02):
they go to hang out and he was like chilling
with Ben Roethlisberger and like and then he demanded right exactly,
and I was like, but then he demanded Ben Roethlisberger,
he couldn't walk Stormy Daniels to a room. So he's like, Ben,
walk her to a room, and she said, Ben Roethlisberger
as a gentleman, and like made sure he got she
got to a room. I think one of his last
acts of decency um And so basically just goes on.

(25:26):
Like the weird ship is that he was basically kind
of dangling this idea that he could get her on
The Apprentice for sex a sense. She's kind of like,
you know what I could do for you kind of thing,
and like making her look at the Forbes magazine with
him on the cover being like, you know, because I
know what I'm doing. Now, what about this Forbes magazine
with him on the cover. Later she wanted him to
he wanted him to get a little spank spanked with it.
I guess he asked her to spank him with a

(25:49):
Forbes of magazine with him and his children on the cover. Yeah.
That that's like, that's not in this thing for whatever reason,
I don't it's not in the transcript of that, but
that's being reported in another I think the interview that
she did but a dirty baby, yeah exactly. Uh. And
then like it's just other weird shit, you know, like
he basically a call her all the time and and

(26:10):
just be like hey, honey bunch and trying to like
hang out with her all the time. I Mean, it's
very obvious that like the way to get him to
love you is just to insult him, because he's got
such just an absence of self esteem, Like he's the
New York Times if The New York Times was a
human being obsessed with The New York Times, right, because yeah,

(26:30):
he's so used to sick of fans around him, Like yeah,
the second someone's doing some difference, like oh my gosh,
I don't understand why nobody recorded any of these things.
Like if I was going up to Donald Trump's hotel room,
I haven't immediately turn on my phone recorder. Yeah. The
one thing that was interesting that popped out was like
one of the other times they hooked up, he was
like fascinated with Shark Week and like like he was like, hey,

(26:53):
come watch this with me. They just sat down and
watched Shark Week for like a few hours, and uh,
this is this is what she said. This is from
the thing. He was watching Shark Week and he was
watching a special about the USS something and it sank
and it was like the worst shark attack in history.
He is obsessed with sharks, terrified of sharks. He was like,
I don't I donate to all these charities and I

(27:15):
would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I
hope all the sharks die. He was like riveted. He
was like obsessed. It's so strange. I know, you got
an anti shark agenda or something. That's so great because
there's there's also that part of evidence that he's like
into trucks and like pretending to drive trucks. He he
really is like he's a little boy, four year old.

(27:36):
He probably saw Jaws as a fucking full grown adult
man and was shook and he's like, no, shark, can't
trust him. No, Yeah, that's why he was exactly like
that from the age of four to eight. I was
obsessed with sharks and scared of them. And but he's
like had this weird life that said, no attachment to
like nature at all. Like he's probably scared by a

(27:59):
lot of it. He's probably scared by like fucking forests
and bears because he's just been living in this ivory
tower and like, I mean, he doesn't even like stairs.
He just only goes in elevators. Like it's fucking weird. Yeah, well,
so I think it goes on, Like they hang out
a few more times, and he just keeps trying to
tell her he's gonna get on the Apprentice. He doesn't,

(28:21):
and just follows this pattern of like you know, just
kind of like manipulating her with the possibility of working
on the Apprentice, but she was kind of never like
under the illusion that he probably could. Does she say
why she kept hanging out with him, Well, she they
only really hung out twice. He just kept calling her
all the time and like they would talk or whatever,
and she just thought it was so funny that like

(28:41):
like she had a boyfriend and she would have him
on speaker and be like, you know, Donald Tru's calling
us so not she clearly was not as invested as
he was, and he was. And she also mentions how
like he never brought up Milani. The only person he
ever spoke about was Ivanka, and he's like, you're just
like her, your beauty full and smart. So yeah, but anyway,

(29:07):
I guess, uh, you know, in the end, shout out
Stormy Daniels because I like how you be fucking with
Donald Trump when you do your small talk like you're
the banter. Is just still fun their other quotes where
she's just always kind of taking shots at him and
he's like scrambling to defend himself. That's amazing. I'm shocked
that he doesn't have a better sense of humor about himself.
Um well, at least he laughed when she was like,
what the funk is up with your hair? Yeah, like

(29:30):
he must get that question NonStop, right, yeah, or like
that's his like sort of sort of pre installed answer
to that question, and like why don't you change, like
if I did, I would lose my money in my power. Really,
He's like, I'm sure he's got that answer, Hopper ready
to go. Yeah again, Still no mention of this story
on the Drudge Report, which breathlessly reports every detail of

(29:56):
the Obama children going to parties in college. Ye, this
guy cheating on his wife with a porn star. I mean,
not that the porn star thing makes it worse or whatever,
you know, because we're not trying to shame the porn stars,
but like you're cheating on your wife, your pregnant wife,
and like carrying on a relationship. And the later on
in the interview, Stormy Daniels like if I was his wife,
like whatever, if she's like like something like if you

(30:16):
put his dick in a hundred chicks, like I wouldn't care.
What would upset me is that he was carrying on
the relationship with somebody, like trying to talk to them
or whatever. So I could just like picture him like
on a phone, like with the cord like twirling it
with Corey line. Yeah, yeah, exactly. How is he How
is she able to talk about this now? When they

(30:38):
settled as an old interview before she signed all that
that in touch unearthed to let people in because this
is all pre gag order dishing. So she started to
talk about it and then and then okay, his lawyers
came for her. Uh speaking of other people coming for
uh Donald Trump Amarossa, there are russ because it's from

(31:01):
the New York Daily News. So take that with not
just a grain of salt, maybe an entire sault shaker.
But apparently she may have been recording interactions that happened
inside the White House. I love it that they were
saying so in their support that apparently almar Rossa loves
to record meetings, like with her iPhone, And they were

(31:21):
saying that one of the reasons the reasons why the
White House staff had to give up their personal cell
phones was because amar rosso was always trying to record
ship in the White House. And so yeah, now they're
saying that, you know, like this is where he god
gets tabloidy in the New York Daily News right up.
It's like, don't be surprised if she has secret audio
files on everyone in that White House past present staffers,

(31:44):
included cool juicy gossip. But they're also tying that to
the fact that she seems to be pretty concerned that
she could get caught up in the Robert Mueller investigation.
So I don't know if like she has like safety
receipts to be like a, uh, leave me alone. But
I have all these recording you can look at, or
they're just trying to sort of because she's in the
White House, probably everybody is connected or is worth investigating.

(32:08):
But I don't, you know, Amarrossa clearly was not doing
much there in terms of I think, liaising with the Russians.
So I thought Washington d C. Was a two party
consent UH district where you needed both people to know
when you were recording a conversation. That is incorrect one
party consent U district, and that means that you can

(32:32):
gain a phone call as long as at least one
party to the conversation consents. So all those recordings would
be fair game. There's no way they would ever be released, though,
I just don't believe it's possible. We'll see, I mean,
it's it would only be like if there was something
that was so incriminating that like helped you know that
she needed to like save herself from some kind of wrongdoing,

(32:55):
which I doubt she has anything to do with the
Russia stuff, but who knows, or she could just be
petty as fuck and just be like, Hi, I have
a mixtape. Do you want to buy? Do you want
to pay me? Like three million dollars for like four
megabytes of voice notes? Get paid? Omar Rosa. So, uh,
I wanted to talk about protest music, you guys, because

(33:17):
you two and Justin Timberlake just both released videos in
the last seventy two hours that are just attempts by
incredibly wealthy, uh white man Uh to address this the
current political situation there basically protest anthems, and this is

(33:39):
something I remember people saying back when Trump was elected, like, well,
imagine how good the protest music is going to be. Yeah,
and the comedy has been solid in a lot of cases. Uh,
the comedy. I compliment you on the comedy, but uh,

(34:01):
and obviously you know, Kendrick Lamar has made some great
protest music, but there has also been some like really
just ham fisted, horrible attempt at protest music and videos.
And I think these are both kind of examples. What's
the what? What's the YouTube song? So? The YouTube song

(34:22):
is uh about love and other vague things typical Latter
Day YouTube bullshit. They're both pretty general, like they don't
have a unified message. Both videos are awesome looking, very
cool looking. Yeah, like made by great artists who should
have been spending their talents on other things. But you know,

(34:45):
good for them getting paid. But the the YouTube video
looks amazing. It's this animated thing, uh and it has
you know, Trump in his in the oval office, well KKK,
people march by, and it's just well, think about a man.
And then there's like business people who come home from
work in their KKK robesman, because when you think about it,

(35:08):
they just got home from a meeting though, right, Like,
think about that, dude. There's even a part where like
a black power fist turns into a ying yang. Yes,
fucking yin Yang's very unfill take a walk around the block.
It's like the kind of thing that I feel like

(35:29):
Twitter trolls imagine when they call someone a social justice warrior.
It's like, oh, yep, way too general, just like you
barfed out every cause in three minutes and you're like,
this is this all matters to me even though I'm
super rich and I'm bono. Yeah, it's like a social
justice warrior whose mind is just like exhausted, and they're

(35:51):
just like I don't know a black power fist and yeah,
like and that guy's a KKK. Remember I don't know
and then just like the word intersectional flags and um,
it's a nightmare justin Timberlakes video, So I Ei EI is. Yeah,

(36:14):
it is memorable. It kind of burrows its way into
a part of your brain. But it's so should we
just go through what happens in the video? He's like
up to a point you see it in an empty
apartment watching a wall full of TVs and it's like

(36:34):
Harvey Weinstein and like protests following the murder of Eric
Garner and like signs that say me to tell them
Kevin Spacey, Bro, Spacey, think about that your spaceship gun shop, bro.
And then like it's like the beginning of scrooged right

(36:57):
reference for people out there. Then we cut to uh,
like very it's basically the capital from Hunger Games, like
a bunch of like fancy, fancily dressed white people, and
we know they're white both because they are played by
white actors, but they're also completely painted white and they're
painted white and their clothes are painted white and they're

(37:20):
harassing like this beautiful actress named Issa Gonzales Reina. Uh,
and they're just like being meander. They're like, hey, you
know you don't hear it, but like, hey, you're not white. Yeah,
you're not white. We're gonna push you. And then Justin
Timberlake intervenes and he's like, hey, I'm the I'm the man,

(37:41):
get back, and then he punches one of the dudes.
She punches one of the dudes, and then yeah, So
the lyrics of the song are all about how he
wants to get supplies. Uh yeah. The choruses I got supply, yeah,
yuys supply yeai guys, I got you. I got supply
yeah yuys uh, and the precurses because I'll be the

(38:03):
light when you can't see. I'll be the wood when
you need heat. I'll be the generator. Turn me on
when you need electricity. Some ship's about to go down.
I'll be the one with the level head. Ladies, don't worry.
The man will keep the level head. The world could
end now, baby, we're living in the Walking Dead. Mmmm.
So I don't know if he's literally saying referencing the show,

(38:25):
probably because people are just walking around like zombies. Is
he trying to say like their sheeple or is it
like that coming like you and Me against the world.
Did he write this song? Wow? He was watching TV
and he's like, all right, so the video will a
little bit. I'm watching TV. I think sometimes Yeah, yeah,

(38:48):
I think he mostly writes the song. So it's basically
a lot. It's like it's not even exactly a protest
anthem because it ends up just being a fu song. Yeah.
Because even in the video, despite all that, like we're like,
you know, she torches like a pyramid of money like
Illuminati ship. That actually happens in both videos money to
burn a pyramid of money in both videos. Burn your

(39:09):
God down, bro, your titles, Yeah, think about it. You're
Pharaoh is money bro, so and yeah and then but
it's still in the justin tim video, it still ends
with them fucking like you know, there's still like a
like they're said, they're like kissing each other. Important for
a protest song that opens with like him learning about
the Me Too movement is to still have a sexy

(39:30):
lady that you can have sex with. Yeah. No, women
are the future, as embodied by this female character Beats
up rich people and destroys the metaphorical banks, but mostly
still good for fucking. But she wants to bang justin
Timmo and that is the important That is the climax
of the video so to speak. I mean, because he's

(39:50):
the wood when you need heat, you know, if you
really need to know. It's also a weird part about
is dick falling out? I don't know. This is weird
that one, and the bridge says not, now, want to
know everything, don't leave a single detail out. I'll get
mine later. Just fell out. It makes me a generous lover. Oh,
I want to see everything, so don't leave a single
detail out. This sounds like a cuckolding scenario to me. Okay,

(40:12):
being cooked, I feel like because he's saying I fell out,
I feel like he lost his erection and he's like, okay,
well this other guy like you come on and take
care of it. I'll get mine later. Yeah, I'll get
mine later. I just fell out. Yeah, that makes me
a generous lover. What's the first line again? Now? Now
I want to know everything, don't leave a single detail.

(40:33):
Oh yeah, and then he's like, but tell me about it. Yeah,
he's getting cooked, very very moteristic, total data broth nada. Well,
there's not you know, after the apocalypse, because we're like
so weak and there's not going to be a lot
of women left naturally be a lot of cuckolding scenarios
because there's so few of us and so many of you. Yeah. Yeah,

(40:54):
so he's describing a utopia something wild. Yeah, it's weird
because on his like melody delivery is very country like
mann Last, but it's like on a sort of straight
like sort of mumble rap trap beat sound. Yeah. But hey, yeah,

(41:17):
but this is not to say that all protest music
is bad. Uh, you know, like we said, Kendrick Lamar
is dope. Lady Gaga has had some good protest anthems.
Many people people just sucking, uh, you know, people who
have sold millions and millions of albums and live Like
haven't met a person who makes under three million dollars

(41:40):
a year in the past decade. Like, maybe should not
be making protest music Alright, I don't know, way, But
but before we say that, do we even think this
is actually a protest song because the lyrics been completely
like the visuals are clearly trying to say something. But
do you think this you think, even justin Timberlake thinks
because clearly, like I feel like the imagery sounds like
I want to do something that makes a statement. Even

(42:01):
though this song might not even connect with the visuals,
I think it is the time's up pin of like
protest songs, and that he's just like, you know, conveniently
throwing a nod to like them are man like. It's
like we're living in the Walking Dead. It's just crazy
because but I'm still right off in the sunset with

(42:23):
my beautiful lady and like orphan children at the end,
which is like the little girl knocks on and things
like wake up were sheep with her eyes? All Right,
we're gonna take a quick break. We will be right back.

(42:48):
And we're back, um, and we're talking earlier. Another good
protest song, Zombie by Cranberries. We're going to ride out
on that in honor of the lead singer of the
Cranberries past this week. Um. But it's also time for
a little more Bloyd watch. And this is the point

(43:10):
at which we go through the tabloids because people still
need to buy milk, and so they passed by all
these tabloids, and then people still need to buy milk
in the grocery store. You're just talking about how much
milk is being consumed here. Has that that felt very personal? Yeah?
Well everybody, everybody buys milk, everybody with kids buys milk.
And you still have to walk through the aisle at

(43:31):
the grocery store and see the headlines by a publishing
empire that is owned and run by one of Donald
Trump's best friends. Uh, everything except in Touch, which surprised
Prize is the one publishing outlet that was willing to
break the Stormy Daniels story. Shout out to Bower Publishing

(43:51):
in Germany and People Magazine, also not owned by David Peckar.
But everything else, from US Weekly to Kay to the
National Examiner or The Globe, the National Enquirer, all of
them are owned by the same dude who is Trump's homie. Uh.
The other thing we have noticed that tabloids are good

(44:13):
for is they're usually onto at first when a celebrity
is dying. Occasionally they're just wrong, but uh, it does
seem like they are making some predictions. Uh that that
seemed like they might be right on. Like Val Kilmer,
it looks like is his cancer spread to his brain? Yeah?
Which is really sad. That's weird that like that's the

(44:34):
one thing that they kind of don't fucking completely lie about,
like for whatever, they're so fixed I guess because the
elderly people are so fixated on their mortality to probably
at that point that it just helps, you know, like
you know, Michael Douglas and like his last dying wish
and ship like that. But Loretta Lynn also that's in
and Alex Trebec. No, yeah, so Alex Trebec apparently had

(44:58):
a fall last year. I sprect seventy seven. I didn't
realize that he had a fall last year in December,
I guess. And uh, you know, after a couple of
weeks he went in to have it checked on and
there was a lot of like internal bleeding on his brain,
so he had to have you know, surgery to suck
some of the blood off of his brain. And people

(45:20):
are saying that it's things haven't been going well. So
Jeopardy is currently on hiatus. Well he is sort of
getting treatment for that. But uh, like in the way
that this shitty journalistic institution reports things, they they wrote
something like pals think he's a gone or exclamation point

(45:41):
or something like that. It sounds like something that Pal
would say. This poor motherfucker has nine weeks to live,
says an insider, exactly anything else you guys noticed on
the cover. Well, on the other hand, Betty White thriving
young vodka and hot dogs, however, of the National Examiner,

(46:04):
So they have no predictions for Betty White kicking off. Yeah,
I mean, I guess they need to have that to
juxtapose that with Trump's dietary habits. We'll look at Betty
was nine eating hot dogs and vodka. So you know,
Mr Big maximfloe Fish, he's clearly gonna live to be
at least he's not drinking vodka. But the the fact

(46:25):
that this is basically published by Donald Trump is very evident.
There's a big front page story on the cover of
the Globe, Trump nails Clinton confession We're guilty. Uh So,
like Trump is behind the scenes as he's doing his
job as the president, he's also like secretly batmanning the
Clinton's There's also a story like that about Obama and

(46:48):
the Inquirer. It was saying like the cover was something
like that Obama was behind the big book of lies
about fire and fury, and then inside they're saying, like,
clearly the people behind the Obama was in Clinton's were
behind this book like on election Day. And then the
source of that is they said a guy who was
a Harvard graduate who looked at documents from like the CIA,

(47:10):
and that's what they're basing their whole cover story off of.
So not a former CIA, Harvard graduate who comp documents,
so based off him because he went to Harvard, guys,
because this is clearly how they treat their viewers intelligence. Well,
he went to Harvard, he read this and he says
that's true. So because you are an octogenarian, you should

(47:30):
believe this as well. And that's a big book of
dirty fucking lies. So I I wouldn't have predicted as
a kid that we would still be so enamored of
the royal family at this point on like the level
of like front page stories about everything. I guess once
you know they started like marrying and fucking Americans, then

(47:53):
we have more of a r But it's still just
like I've never I just haven't cared, Princess Die, I've
never cared. That was last time you cared. Yeah, I've
been won over by Megan Markin. I do like Megan Market.
You know, it's funny. I don't think I've ever heard
her voice because I didn't know the show she was on,
and I just with her and Harry, I know, but

(48:14):
I only read the transcripts because you know, like when
we do the show, like I'm just having the videos
are harder to watch, so I'm just like reading through transcripts.
What's her voice? Like? Is she Have you ever heard
an Angels? Yes? I have been to four non blox
She is lovely. I like just the I like that
she's in the family, just for the funny stories about

(48:37):
like the racist aunts, like that's really enjoyable. The woodwork, Yeah,
I mean that episode of the Crown in like forty years,
that's gonna be so dope. Yeah, it was gonna be
on for a long time. You didn't know. We also
have a story about how you know there's all this

(48:58):
positive news, uh about how you know the new tax
cut is helping people out make it. Walmart raised their
h minimum wage or started started paying people eleven dollars
an hour, which is you know above they I think
they raised it like ten percent or um. So the

(49:22):
thing that I hadn't realized I had kind of seen
these headlines. Um, but ten tho people were fired by
Walmart the same day that they announced raising that um,
and they're so Usually a tax bill like this would
have some incentives for companies to do the things that

(49:43):
you know, the Republicans claimed they wanted the companies to do, like,
you know, bring American jobs home and you know, pay
people more. There would be incentives for doing that and
disancent and disincentives for firing people. But there is an
notable absence of any of that in the tax bill,

(50:03):
and so people are just getting fired like left and right. Uh. Yeah,
they fired ten thousand people in Walmart. A T and
T I think bragged about how they were announcing uh
thousand dollar bonuses to about two hundred thousand workers. But
they also on that same day or a couple of
days after, fired seven hundred Direct TV technicians. Uh you know,

(50:29):
oh damn. And old people are going to feel that
one because they're not gonna be able to figure out.
But yeah, it's well because you think if you lay
off a bunch of American workers like man, maybe you
shouldn't deserve to have your tax rate slashed and save
all this money, right, and it's it's absurd that they
can do that with zero consequence. Carrier, which received seven

(50:51):
million dollars in incentives last year to keep jobs in America. Uh.
And Trump, you know, at the beginning of his presidency
was bragging about how he saved all these jobs us. Uh.
It announced two and fifteen firings after the passage of
the text. That was the one thing even in the
New York Times op ed section yesterday, like some of
those letters were about the only times people talk bad

(51:11):
were like those people at some of those factories were like, yo,
Trump straight up duped us. So it's not good that,
especially with someone like something like Carrier, because he was
really acting like he just saved all those people's jobs
and then they fired two fifteen Mm hmm, it's not good.
It's not good. Sure you steal from Walmart everybody. Yeah. Yeah.
Also funck wal the Funk, the Waltons, and fuck stand

(51:31):
Cronkey too. I'm sure I'm having to bring my own
ship into this because I hate Stand Cronky. He owns
the Rams and he owns Arsenal, and he's destroying my
club and he's destroying America. So uh. The text bill
also makes it easier for them to switch over to
robots and these people's jobs out with technology, which you know,
there were distancentives to do that in the past. They

(51:54):
are they're no longer distancentives to do that, and now
they can write off these robotic job replacements. Uh so Yeah,
the thing that's actually taking away American jobs, which is
you know, automation. Uh, that is actually going to be
more and more profitable for companies if the robot is

(52:14):
made in America. Does that count as giving an American job?
Do you think? Uh? Do you think they do? You
think they would count that. They're like, well, we created
American jobs, American made robots. That rots. They never are
if you give it like an American Ish name or
something like that, like American accent. You can't name it
Chappie or some ship like Chicago West Chicago. You know,

(52:41):
a normal name like Chicago West. Uh. And finally we
wanted to end on some good news. Red Lobster has
released the secret ingredient. You can now go to your
local grocery store and buy the mix for the Cheddar
Bay biscuits. Oh my god, holy sh it. What The
mix has been out for a while hasn't it did

(53:02):
they just released recip It only became news to me
yesterday when I saw an article, but I think it
had been for maybe like a couple of months now,
so you were already up on this. Now I've seen it,
and have you had it? No, I've had them in
Red Lobster, but I haven't made it yet. I would
just go extra because I think you have to add
your own cheese and your own butter, so I would

(53:24):
triple whatever the recommended amountain is for both of those ingredients.
I feel like it's not going to taste the same,
but I'm going to try it. All the reports have
been that it is pretty damn good because before, you know,
like for people who are really obsessed with Cheddar Bay biscuits.
Now where people out there international listeners, A Red Lobster
is a really weird seafood chain that I'm not sure
it's actual seafood, but they have biscuits there that are

(53:46):
legendary to American people North Americans. I don't know if
they have it in Canada, but the Cheddar Bay biscuit
is like just like one of those things that you
could only get in the restaurant and everyone was trying
to figure out how to make it at home. There
were like some d i y recipes that work, but
the fact that they gave you the source code like
a flaky cheesy hotness. Well, the other thing is they
give you as many as you want, so you can

(54:08):
bag up some and take them home exactly, go or
do what I did. Want to choke up to a party,
hand out cheddar Bay biscuits to everybody and then look
on the most Did you go to Red Lobster to
get them? Yeah? Like, I had a dinner at Red
Lobster with a bunch of people, so we all just
like good stocked up on cheddar Bay biscuits, went back
to the after party and handed him out. Oh this

(54:30):
is a pro tip. Everyone goes with a tote bag
that you line with. You don't get the grease all
in your bag, and then just be like every time
the BASSI comes out, dump it. You walk out that
motherfucker with seven huge beach bags chedder Bay biscuits. Everyone
loves you, except for the people who work. Don't care.
Do you have you guys? Ever tried to reverse engineer

(54:50):
anything like in the kitchen? Oh, I tried to do
uh Porto's Bakery, the Cuban Bakery, the pap which are
the fried potato balls with meat inside. I looked at
recipe to do that because I wanted to make a
Thanksgiving version. No, but I have a big pot. You
know I can do it old school. Just heat up

(55:11):
a big gas poduc canola oil deep right there. That's
the closest thing I typically only try and to do
with fried foods for whatever reason, because fried foods fascinated me.
I often try to make the Safeway seven layer dip
at home. It's just one of my favorite foods. It's
not really so much is layering, right, No, it's not
hard to make, Okay, I don't know the way you

(55:33):
set it was like, this must be good and the
ingredients are cheap. Whole Foods has a tuna salad with
craned raisins in it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I think
we spent maybe of their food budget on that last year.
And uh my wife was like, all right, we have
to figure out how to reverse engine near this and

(55:55):
did you figure it out? You know what you do?
You surprisingly asked the people at the Delhi and they
typically break you off with the recipe. Yeah, because there
are examples online. It's just but go to the counter though,
because they will be like, because they're the ones making it,
They're like, no, you need this pepper and just thing.
You can get all the ingredients here because this is
Whole Foods. And then you got your own Whole Foods going.

(56:16):
You're probably just not seasoning enough. That is almost it's
almost always the secret yet really more salt, more butter,
more garlic. Getting that tattooed on my neck tonight, Amy,
It's been a pleasure having you. Thanks for having me.
Where can people find you? Where can people? Do you
have anything you'd like to plug? Oh? Sure? You can

(56:37):
follow me on Twitter at Amy Miller. A couple of
dates of coming up. I'll be in Minneapolis or actually Hopkins,
Minnesota at the Royal Comedy Theater this month and next
month February eleventh, headlining Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon.
Also check out my podcast Who's Your God? It's that
Who's Your goodcast on Twitter, We talked to comedians about
their religious belief It also sounds like some cold ship

(56:59):
to say, so I'm right before you kill them, miles.
Where can people follow you? You can follow me on
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(57:20):
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Anna hose me a super producer, Nicholas Stump, project manager

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Sophie Lichterman and Miles and I and uh yeah, and
and and executive producer and exactly and we're gonna write
out on an actual protest song from the Cranberries in
honor of the passing of DOLORESA Reardon. Uh, this is

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zombie And that's gonna do it for this week's season fourteen.
In the books, We'll be back on Monday. Talk Together, Dams,

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We Concern Star Are we move Stay made. See it's
not me, it's not my family in the arnyard. They're
fighting with their chat and their bombs and their bombs

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and their guns any yard, any yard. Her yar sarvy arvyding,
But dovey do to bathers, streak heart, dasts, take over,

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causes silence. We must be man, stay good. It's the same,
oh deep, the nine sixteen in the yard, in the yard,
there's still finder with their days and their bombs. They're

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want and they're gonna see your yours, Saydr Dome. Dovey, dovey, dovey, dovey, dovey,

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