Trump Srsly Not Worried, Becky With The Goop Hair 8.1.18

In episode 202, Miles and special guest host Laci Mosley are joined by comedian Barry Rothbart to discuss Facebook taking down pages with foreign influences, Amber Rose's theory that 'Becky with the good hair' is Gwyneth Paltrow, Trump's twitter storm over investigations closing in on him, the reason the right is okay with 3D guns, an ex-cop running a scam on the McDonalds Monopoly game for years, why Missy Elliot deserves the MTV Vanguard award over Jennifer Lopez, and more! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh well, hello the Internet. Welcome to season forty two,
episode three of The Daily Zeitgeist for August one. Oh
it's the first of them. My name is Miles Gray
a k ME. I'm super Miles, super duper Miles. Okay, Miles,
Oh shit, okay, Dan Corey on or Coral Man, I'm

(00:20):
butchering your name, but at Dan C one zero zero five,
shout out to you for that, Missy inspired a k
A. A A very fitting one for today's show, and I
am pleasure, pleasured, excited. You are pleasure. I am pleasure
uh to be joined by my very special guest co
host today, Miss Lazy. Mostly you know her. She's a
scam goddess, so welcome the scam goddess herself, Lazy. Hello,

(00:43):
everybody's and everyone. I'm so excited to be here. Is
Sugirl Lazy Moseley a k A. Lazy from the block,
a little bow Wow manager a game Oh that's right,
because he might be working a game shop. And we
are thrilled to be joined in our third seats are
special guest today, I'm in the third Yeah two three, well,

(01:05):
I guess yeah, super producer. That is a throne that
super producer Ana hosniitsince. This is seat. Technically it's a
bean bag at your city in but yeah, please welcome.
Actor comedian uh He has a show coming out on
Showtime on September nine called Kidding. He co hosts a
podcast called Saving the World with Barry and Lucas. Please
welcome Barry Rothbart, Hey, guys, how are you me? Barry

(01:26):
is also known as Barry Rothbart, also known as Barry
Ross Rothbart, also known as the King, Prince, the Golden Boy,
and the Champion of the World, Champion of the World.
Where'd you grow up? Barry? I grew up in New
York City, So you're never you're not giving yourself the
King of New York titles Frank White, Yeah, Frank White.

(01:47):
I grew up with Frank Frank Yeah. Where in New York?
Queens are you from? Queen's Absolutely not. Have you heard
of it? Your reaction made it like you heard of
it in New York? Yeah? But oh really? On the train,

(02:07):
Mantrose had a little coins. Honey, we was going back.
I was on the j MZ. I got off a
Myrtle Broadway. Oh that's a good one. Called it murder Broadway.
Nobody called it. No, there's fresh produce storrees there. It's
all good. You should remake just the subway stop to
say that, like, you know, in the same actually exactly anyway.

(02:29):
Murder Broadway. Yeah, that just sounds like you want to
murder people with theater. Yeah. Or it's an angry thing
for like off Broadway production Bay. It's completely misconstrued. No, no no, no,
it's it's a player aggressive forget it. Before we get
into getting to know very a little bit. Uh, first,
you want to do a little bit of a pre
capit that you know what is coming along in this episode.

(02:50):
Today we're gonna talk about Facebook detecting another foreign influence
campaign for the mid terms. Wow, that's a shocker. What
else we got? Oh, we might have some news on
know who Becky with the good hair is or was
we have a school here. We we might get to
the bottom of this. So all you be hive Beyonce
fans get ready? Uh? Then, what else? So? You know,

(03:12):
Donald Trump is having another real shitty day on Twitter,
but he's so transparent. We'll just kind of walk you
through the tweets and basically link it back to what's
actually happening in real life. That would make him this nervous.
Also a little bit more on the three D gun
debacle that's going on, as well as maybe a little
update on some scams from Lacey Moseley, in addition to, uh,

(03:35):
some beef that we have with MTV and their choice
of who they're giving the MTV Video Vanguard Award two.
But before we get into all of that, we like
to get to know our guest a little bit more. Berry,
what is something from your search history recent search history
that you know kind of lets us into your world.
Let's just gives us an idea who you are? Um

(03:55):
as the King of Queens. So the last three searches
were sixty nine and uh, those how to sixty nine?
Just randomly searching the number sixty nine. Yeah, and then
I forgot what this was when I looked at my
my Google. It just said Hello Neighbor, scary clown doll,

(04:15):
and uh that was I was on Facebook and a
friend of mine was posting about a scary clown doll
that's called the Hello Neighbor Clown plush and um, I
just googled it. Wait what is it? It's it It's
a scary plush toy that I think was. It looked
really spooky, so I googled it. Hello, neighbor, Oh that face?

(04:35):
Yeah nah, didn't say anything about me. Yeah, well, now
are you? Are you into clowns? I'm scared of clowns,
So you're phobic. My family was murdered by a clown.
Oh yeah, so since then I've been super scared of it.
That's great. Yeah, that's that's a healthy fear. That Yeah. Well,
shout out to your family. No, they're dead, Okay, Well

(04:56):
don't shout them out. Okay, Well rest in rest in
rings in the Ringling Brothers circus. Uh, So, Barry, tell
me some Uh, what's something that you think is overrated? Overrated?
I just started watching the Jersey Shore Reunion show that
was kind of and I think it sucks. I don't
like it. It's it's garbage. It's so garbage. I like

(05:17):
the original and now I'm just like it just feels
like you're it's it's a lot of sad stuff with
prison Mike, yeah, him going to prison, and then they're
just a little old. It's like it's like hanging out
with your uncle's in a cool Miami house, right right, right,
AND's it's just I don't know, it's a little overrated. Yeah, well,
I think the magic of the original run of the show,

(05:39):
and you tell me if you agree, but I think
it was just sort of like that we were seeing
these people who were authentically themselves, who had yet to
be corrupted by their own fame. So you're like, oh,
of course, like we're just seeing them do themselves, like
maybe an exaggerated version because they have cameras around, but
you could tell they were they weren't sort of self
conscious or you know, like it's just yeah, it's a
it's an hour. You know when people like old comics

(06:01):
go on the road and they're just like do the joke,
do the right right, right, It's like it's like do
the character, and they're all just kind of doing the
character that they had, right. Yeah. And their faces are terrifying,
I know, because everybody you're on that plastic surgery. It's like, come,
I'll leave that alone. I'm so beautiful. I'm watching Flora,
Obama Shore, That's the New Jersey? Is that the way
I saw two episodes and Obama. Okay, so the first

(06:24):
two episodes were a little bit dry actually, not like
the second episode. It really kind of got lit. They
are kind of a little more elevated simply because you know,
social media age, so they know they're on reality TV. However,
they all have some problems, like that's what you want,
and it's very fun, Like first of all, I have
fun spellings of their names, Courtney with the K and

(06:45):
oh you and I in there somehow like koh you
r t N I yes. And she's crazy. She punches
holes and walls and she gets real drunk like they do.
But and I mean they take away your phone and ship,
so you really are kind of back in the dark age.
Get drunk at like seven in the morning. Yes, you
watch The Bachelor. It's so classics. That's party down south.

(07:13):
It's like redneck Jersey Shore. These awful people just getting
like black out drunk every night and fighting each other.
It's really fun. What was that one that was in
like West Virginia. I feel like we're like somebody passed away.
Oh they had to take that off. That was it?
That was wild buck wild, wld buck wild. It was

(07:33):
wild that was they went a little I think it
was somebody had a drunk at a party. Yeah of
buck wilderness. Um and yeah, it is a bummer because
you're like, damn, you guys are just like shitty parents
or spouses or they just you know, they've been ruined.
I mean, did you think that they were gonna have

(07:53):
an upswing? I just think they worked, they've worked their problems.
They're they're not experiencing problems in the moment. They're they're
kind of more evolved, and it's like, who want I
just watch people that are kind of okay and like
just hanging And when Sticky like straight up like poisoned
that woman with alcohol, that's when I was like, no,
this show is fun, Like you're actually like trying to
poison somebody. I didn't even get there. Oh yeah, she

(08:16):
gave this girl so much vodka that she ended up
just being like I probably got straight up alcohol poisoning
and was like a mess. And they were just like
giggling like let's just get her ship just can't do anything,
and they kept just getting up. Yeah, it was bad.
It was bad. And that's when I was like, why
isn't this a controversy? Like damn no, she luckily it
was fine, But it was just like one of those

(08:36):
moments where you watch it and you're like, this show
has gone too far. Yeah, you're also way too old
for this man. Right. What's something that is underrated? Um?
White noise machines. I've been sleeping with a white noise machine.
It's amazing. Wow nice. No, no, no, I can't afford that.
I got like Amazon, like twenty bucks. Is it me

(08:56):
on YouTube making white noise? I have a hand crated
like bicycle pedal that has a rainstick on one end.
And once I get that going really good, Yeah, eight
minutes of sound, you gotta try. I guess I have
no I I used to sleep with one because like
when I was finishing college, I was just having trouble
like sleeping because the economy was so bad. I was like,

(09:18):
I don't even know if that you stay late and
night thinking about the economy. Well, yeah exactly, Yeah, like
I've got all these Yeah when you had a fun
time in college, Yeah, it was I gotta go home.
Yeah there's a deficit and then yeah, then I would
just take a bunch of annex and then not know
what happened. But yeah, I realized I had one that

(09:40):
like NASA scientists had designed it so they would be
like neuroacoustics going through it, like fatal waves or alpha
waves to kind of keep your brain in a in
a flow as you sleep. But now I actually I
just have that app. There's like a one an app. Yeah.
I used to do that. It just wasn't enough, didn't
fill the room. Yeah, yeah, I'm also I wanted to
talk about the US on the way here. I thought

(10:01):
about it. I'm into mom rock from the nineties. Do
you guys ever listen to like what Cindy Louper? Heard
that pronunciation loperlapper Cindy Lapper, Yeah, as Louper. I mean
it's spelled lauper. But that's I remember as a kid
the first time I read it, and I'm like, this
can't be Cindy. Um. Yeah, like songs like back on
the Chain Gang, Okay, I don't know, just like homes

(10:22):
were into Who's Another Man? Jackson? Is that we're calling
that mom rock? Now? Yeah? What what's the last great
song Janet Jackson's head? Oh, come on, I gotta go there.
Yeah but nobody. Yeah, that's about six. I think her
last great one was in the nineties. Yeah, I mean,
doesn't that went in a while? My first Janet Jackson

(10:46):
from the Professor was good. It was to remember fairly recent. Look. Look,
one of my favorites is can we play songs on here?
We sometimes we do? Um, okay, so that's cool, Mom rock,
I gotta look into that. That shows you how old
were Like. I was just like, what do you mean?
That's mom rock? The mom Yeah you're so old man.

(11:08):
You know. It's called no Sleep. Everybody looking up. That's
a good that's a good little romances song, no Sleep.
I never sleep. Tell me something, what is the myth?
What is something that people are getting wrong that you
know that they're getting wrong, some myth they're living. Just

(11:28):
shatter some minds right now? You know, I wanted to
talk about the jfk assassination. I don't know if that's
too much preach on. Um. I've been in between projects
for the last few weeks, and I've just really got
obsessed with jfk Um. He was killed by the CIA.
People don't talk about that. So you have the c
I okay, that's interesting. You know, we have the one

(11:51):
that's not really my well, Jack I forgot well. Jack
O'Brien always likes to say that it was actually a
secret Service member behind him who arently shot his gun
and they were covering for him because he heard one
thing and he's I don't know that Jack would be
in here telling you all kinds of ship and then
we would play the Curb your Enthusiasm conspiracy theory music
that he had to finish the job because he accidentally

(12:12):
shot something. No, I think that that fatal shot actually
came from a secret service uh members, like rifle like
that like fell behind and like Aaron shot him from
the Yeah, that's crazy. That's an even wilder one. So yeah,
if you want to really take that rabbit hole down,
well yeah, no. Then there's like weird stuff about the
black umbrella guy. Do you know about that? There's a

(12:34):
it was a sunny day and there was only one
person on the route with an umbrella and it was
at the exact position where he was shot. Really he
had a black umbrella. He was dressed all in black.
Interesting is that odd? Could have been Farnsworth Bentley? Uh,
puff dad? He's old umbrella was in the video? What

(12:58):
do you mean shot? There's a little black lady who
grabs her cheeks, grabbed her cheeks her ye? What is
actually twarking? And ok? Assassin Nation video get with a

(13:18):
y'all a Bruder film is actually really lit. If you
play it to have you have you played in to
back that as okay, cool, let's get into the show.
So we found out yesterday morning that old narc sucker
bag basically got his ship together and he was trying
to show us that he's looking out for us this
time and saying that they detected some bad pages um,

(13:43):
saying that they had removed pages that had more than
two followers. The most followed Facebook pages were Azatlan Warriors,
Black Elevation and Mindful Being and Resistors, and the company
said that pages yeah, we'll get into that, said the
pages ran a hundred fifty ads for a total of
a toroximately dollars um and they were saying that yes,
this is part of their campaign essentially to further get

(14:07):
people to identify with a side, so it's easier to
begin dividing and conquering from the inside now when you
look though at the pages right like you're even like
what Black Elevation it was a stuff of like Huey
Newton or like other people that were just sort of
like black leaders. I think it's meant to basically get
people who identify with any kind of Black liberation movement

(14:28):
or something to further kind of put themselves in that side.
So I'm sure for your disinformation campaigns, it's easier for
you to target people based on their likes or whatever,
but then the other ones are kind of just playing
both sides. Yeah, always, I mean, and even in that
was the case to like they had creating fake complaint. Yeah,
there was one called black to Vist that was in
a Russian made page that was meant to just it

(14:49):
was showing a lot of police brutality videos and essentially
just stoke the rage on both sides to get it
to a fever pitch. But when you look at some
of the stuff, like resistors is one of the pages, right,
and like in that one it was, you know, it's
just a sort of a resist Trump kind of normal
Facebook group. And one of the pages, like a Facebook
was showing like here's some of the posts that we
that we took down from the groups that we had

(15:11):
to take down, And this one from the Resistors was
just said women do not have to and it was
a bullet pointed list. Be thin, cook for you have
long hair, where makeup, be feminine, be graceful, have sex
with you shave diet be fashionable where pink love men
listen to your bullshit, and so I kind of agree
with that. Yeah, right, So it was a little bit
like okay, they were like, we took down some conspiracy groups.

(15:35):
Have y'all hearded this bitch Susan g Kelman sing out
here passing ship. We got rid of her. I don't
know what, I don't know what we do we cancel her, like,
are y'all looking at this ship? Then another one was
Mindful Being, which was just sort of like a trippy,
spiritual kind of group. And this one was like, you
know that like weird psychedelic art that fucking people sell

(15:58):
it like venice Boardwalk and it just says we must
unlearned what we have learned because a conditioned mind cannot
comprehend the infinite. And I mean that is really the
biggest Just like basic pitches they were like Russia was
like we're going to be basic or something. I mean,
another one was gonna be annoying. Another one was like, uh,
like a confront fascism just basically a counter protest to

(16:21):
the Unite the Right rally that might happen on the
on August tenth, twelfth around the Charlottesville anniversary in d
c H. So it was interesting, like a lot of
people were just sort of like, oh, yeah, good thing.
They took these dangerous as images down that like they
weren't as you know, because the last one it was
like more sort of in your face, right, it would
be like Jesus and fucking Satan arm wrestling, and like

(16:45):
in Satan was like if I win, Hillary wins, and
then Jesus is like not if I can do something
about it, He's like a magad. I get oiled up. Yeah,
it really was. It was wild, like also like pseudo erotic. Hey,
my guy beasel Web, he's been working in the gym
because those bicons were jacked at I've been with the
issuing is going to us. Yeah they're so hot and yeah,

(17:09):
so it was a little bit odd because those were
a little more like overt propaganda. Are the ones who
just like Hillary has like this, you know, underground pedophile
that way. But I guess at the very least it's good,
doesn't well, you know, I don't want to say on
the show because but she might might. Yeah, I don't understand,
Like what does this do? It just divides people well, yeah,
I think that is the biggest thing is that the

(17:30):
more you can get people to feel like if there's
a binary choice, if like if I am I on
this side or that side, the more entrenched people are
gonna get and it's gonna be harder for us to
recover or be able to see. If you give people
two choices, they will always fight each other, right, more
choices makes them think clearer, right, which is why two
choices is us versus them. Cheesecake factory, No cheesecake factory,

(17:52):
cheesecake factory, you just go fun this place. So are
they saying that these pages were operated by Russians, Well
they they have a reason to believe because the same
tactics are the way that they were saying it was
like inauthentic behavior activity that they were creating, like it
was the same sort of game plan or methodology that
was used in two thousand and sixteen. And yeah, I

(18:13):
don't know if it's Russia, right, they're just saying it's
like the these people that wanted to Yeah, but it's
almost like anything else, like where it started through Romania
or like Massodani or something. But it's yeah, they're just
being smarter because the last time also they paid in
rubles for their ads, so that was a clear thing.
So now they're paying in like Canadian and American dollars.
I mean, it's it's crazy, but is it illegal? Is

(18:33):
it just kind of up? But they've done to influence
our elections like they kind of deemed that it was.
And Facebook has really tried to come back and make
sanctions only because they asked got lit up in court. Yeah,
well they've had to do. And they lost like eighteen
billion dollars last week really o nights. I thought, oh,
maybe Zuckerberg himself lost, yeah, he lost that, but the

(18:55):
company itself lost town that's worth four twitters. So if
they make these pages to try to garner like a
certain demographic, and then during election season they start using
that because you know what, you like a page, you
can see everything that they post is like that, then
they switch it up and now I know, it's just
more to create as much chaos as possible, because the
more you have people thinking, well, I'm on this side

(19:15):
fighting black lives matter people, and I'm on black Lives
matter side, fighting these fucking fascists or whatever you're there,
it's it's gonna be. You know, their whole point is
to be as divisive as positible, created as much of
division as possible, when really we know who the enemy
is is fucking billionaires at the top, not each other.
They got us fucked up fighting each other when look
at who owns all the wealth, and that's why. Who's
a greater threat to you? Isis? Or you're crippling medical debt?

(19:38):
Who do you assign that to? So you know that's
that's my moment of wokness. Good for you, Facebook, I'm
glad I haven't caught my page as yet. Mail on
Facebook and then on Facebook still like old people, just
Dad's friends that are all just like yelling at each other.

(20:00):
I'm a draft one of those scary Facebook messages, the
chain messages. Yeah, I want to see if I can
get one popping You probably could. Honestly, my old as
uncle sending me that ship right, Honestly, I just want
to watch out. Don't sit on those movie theater ses.
You might get aids. Somebody put a needle. Like my
mom used to say that, I'm gonna write tuna fish

(20:21):
gave you aids? Really? Yeah, yeah, we'll explore that later.
I just want to play farm Ville, right, that's all. Yeah, Well,
I think one of the things is because Facebook has
caught so much heat and like conservatives like you're you're
censoring our free speech when it's like hold on, you
have people out here calling gun violence victims crisis actors
and ship like that to completely misinform and obscure actual

(20:45):
world events that should be off the internet because that's
harmful and it doesn't help anyone aside from creating you know,
sort of inoculating your followers to against reason or to
be you know, more receptible to whatever narrative you want
to give them. Yeah, but you can't do The problem is,
I agree, you can't take lying off the internet, though,
how do you do that? Yeah? What if you can't
be like you can get it off Facebook at the fast?

(21:08):
I mean that will never control people's sort of impulse
to do that. But I think at the very least,
if you're you know, if you're at the levers of Facebook,
then you can be like or you have to kind
of make it clear that these aren't real people anymore,
Like Facebook is not like that's a person who is
a real person, Like we're just kind of chaos. But
we're just my space now, so come here if you
really feel like it, because you're you're pretending that these

(21:32):
are real people. Well, I think a lot of older
people though, who that's there, that's their connection to use
and other things like that. I think younger people might
be a little more savvy and still use it just
as a general communication. Yeah. But I think yeah, on
one side, because Republicans have pressed them so hard, it's
like a lot of these pages are more left leaning.
I feel like it's also showing them they're like, hey man,

(21:52):
we also caught some bad stuff that was meant to
like get liberals excited. You know, it's just all the
stuff that's like, you know, anti Yeah, it seems like
they really kind of came out to be like, look,
Trump supporters, like we shout down black elevation. Yeah, it's
like but it was fake, so you know whatever, and
then we hated the Ghostbusters reboot. We're on We're on

(22:14):
everybody's side, okay, just about Trump. Yeah, but the problem
is there's no like cool young progressives that are still
going on Facebook every day. It's like, I plan an
older Trump supporters really Yeah, but I also would make
fake space accounts I've been I've been creating fake my
Space accounts to affect still right working as well as

(22:38):
I thought fake bands, I just create fake bands. The
microwave trump is in my top a. Whoa, hey, um,
I have a question for you, Lacy. Remember was that
last summer two summers ago when the Lemonade album came
out and everyone was like, who the fuck is Becky
with the good hair was basically letting the will know

(23:00):
that Jay Z cheated on her with some some woman.
We're still not over it. This on the Run tour,
I was like, I'm not trying to see this little
old man get his ass out of here. Yeah. It
was dressed at him child, he over shopping at me,
goes this closet, he wear silk shirts and it's not okay.
Oh yeah, So what you were telling me amber Rose?

(23:23):
Tell me why amber Rose is suddenly amber Rose of
all people? And also you just have to know the
origin of this, because just even how this conversation came about,
I was like, I'm so cofused. So Ambrose was on
Spencer Pratt and Heidie Moon Tags podcast. I'm not even

(23:44):
gonna say the name. I can't promote this bullshit oh, so,
she said on the podcast, which how did these people
even link up? I don't know cocaine parties. No, It's
like it's like digital media celebrities like that. I have
like the same pr people. Okay, well, one day y'all
catch me, I'll spend surpri and Heidi monte um so

(24:05):
she said on the podcast. I definitely think that Gwyneth
Paltrow is Becky with the good hair. Okay what I
feel like she was the one who was like effing
jay Z. Right, they were friends, and then you don't
see Gwyneth Paltrow with Beyonce anymore, and it just seems
like she was the one jay Z and that Gwyneth
lost her husband, but Beyonce is still with Jay Damn

(24:30):
Gwyneth Gwyneth? Can you man? I don't want to. I
mean probably j Z. How old is she? I mean
she she looks amazing for her age this year. She's great. Well,
when you're you got all those Yoni eggs and putting
like placenta on your face, looks like years. I'm gonna

(24:51):
have all infants blood on my face every day? Yeah,
so are you guys Yoni egg this morning? Right now?
I'm fully, I'm fully, I'm mom yewning out of control
right now. To break this, you guys up to four
or five? How many guys do I got three in?
There are a pack of day It's a pack of day.

(25:12):
Habit just shattered. I'm just farting out dust. It's interesting
because everyone always thought that this was Rachel Roy, right um,
and I'm pretty sure we probably still think it's Rachel
Rachel Roy or Rachel Ray. See, that was the issue
that the Hive had that everybody, like the Hive was
like this, we don't give a funk, we gonna get
every Rachel. So like, Rachel Ray is just a nice

(25:32):
little cooking white lady. And she was like, hey, guys,
like I know cheesecake recipe. I'm not fucking pitch. You
can't believe Rachel Ray, jay z. That would be That's
the story of the century. She got so much harassment
for that. I felt bad for a little Rachel Ray.
I started to press I go for my sis because
the Hockey was not taking it because like saying Becky

(25:53):
with the good hair, to me, Becky would mean either
a white woman or maybe a light skin mean because
you said good hair. Because I don't think you would
just refer to a white woman with the white good
hair would be like you're mixed or you're black, you
know what I mean. Rachel Ray has amazing hair. She
does healthy, great dog food, Rachel Ray New Trish brought

(26:13):
to you by Rachel and dog food in her hair.
And then also, but then when I look at Rachel Roy,
she's half Dutch, half Bengali Indian. So I could see
how maybe that could give a little more credence to
the naming the label of Becky with good hair. Also,
we know the most lit weave hair comes out of India. Yeah,
the Virgin remy. Oh does Brazil have the lit virgin?

(26:35):
They do mostly from Brazil. Oh yeah, it's very fresh.
I feel like they just cut it off the woman
right before right there. Wait, what's what do you call
the Brazilian what's the equivalent of the Virgin remy from India? Oh,
it's just Brazilian. They just call that virgin Resilian l virgin. Yeah. Yeah,
I love Brazilian hair and this is we've extension to. Yeah.

(26:56):
So they were attacking Rachel Ray for a while too,
so it's funny that you brought her up. But I
don't know if I could see Gwyneth Patrow fucking jay Z.
That doesn't imagery is not. I could see it, like,
I think it's pretty hot, Like makes sense for like
if you're in picturing it right now, Guys, I think
I need to go to the the bathroom. If it's Chris Martin,

(27:16):
I pooh when I'm hot, when I get turned out,
Oh you can be too, alright, hey, brothers in arms
they have I could feel like if for cheating right, like,
because jay Z is the opposite of Chris Martin, that
it can make sense from that standpoint where they're like,
I just need something different. Ja is the opposite of
Chris Martin, is very different. Think who's the opposite of

(27:38):
Peter Chris Martin? Jay Z? Who's the opposite of Barack Obama?
One of the old sessions? Yeah, yeah, it's like the
complete Tommy lar I think Tommy Laren is the opposite.
Oh no, because she's still kind of cute now I've
seen her before photos Yeah Fox News, she was for Ring. Okay,

(28:05):
well on that list, get quick break, we'll be right
back and we're back. So we knew. I think on
Monday we were talking about how the night before on Sunday,
Trump was really going crazy on the Twitter, really releasing

(28:26):
his Twitter fingers, uh, and people were like, I wonder
what's going on? Well that we were speculating this because
Paul Manaforts trial was about to start, and then maybe
that has something to do it. And then Rudy Googliani
was out here just fucking up left and right, burning
stories and yeah, well you know, that's that's how I
label people, you know what I mean, Trumps. Oh yeah,

(28:47):
I'm here, I'm here. Write that one down right now,
one down, write it down. We gotta record that, record that,
and we're gonna retake that before the segment and we're back.
So so now we see last night or this morning,
Trump had all kinds of tweets, and I just kind

(29:08):
of want to break down each tweet to sort of
indicate what this is sort of about, because there's a
few things giving Donald Trump trouble right now in terms
of his legal jeopardy because he's not a good boy.
So this morning is first off top, he just fires
off a tweet about you know, agent Peter Struck, who's
the FBI agent who tweeted or who had messaged Uh,

(29:28):
Lisa Page I think is her name, who's an FBI
lawyer about He's like, we can't like this guy. We
have to stop this guy, meaning talking about Trump. And
then the Republicans just took that one snippet, even though
he said all this other stuff around it, to say
the FBI was against Donald Trump the whole time, when
really that's the FBI doesn't work like that unless they're
trying to kill civil rights leaders. But so he's, yeah,

(29:50):
them too, they all work together. So he goes FBI
agent Peter Struck on the Muller team, Prenaci should have
recused himself on day one, and he's sort of a trip.
It's a quote that Alan Derschwitz a uh, you know,
amazing legal mind. But he said the FBI was out
to stop the election of Donald Trump. He needed an
insurance policy. Those are legal improper goals trying to influence
the election. He should never have been allowed to remain

(30:11):
in the FBI while he himself was being investigated. This
is a real issue. It won't go into a mother
report because Mueller is going to protect these guys. Muller
as an interest in creating the illusion of objectivity around
this investigation. So again, this is an attack on the
Mueller investigation. He's trying to discredit Robert Mueller and the FBI,
and it seems like he clearly this is a tweet

(30:32):
of somebody who's worried. You know, you don't just fire
this off out of nowhere, but this is clearly this
is his attempt at being like, you know, don't listen
to Robert mother because he's fucking whack. Anyway, it's sort
of how I'm distilling that. Then next up he really
starts cranking the volume up on the panic stereo. He says,
this is a terrible situation an Attorney General Jeff Sessions. Oh,

(30:53):
I mean I normally have another one, but I like this.
This is outraged white guy. Uh, this is okay, it
do it like this. There's a terrible situation anyway, Alright,
Insorney General Jeff Sessions should stop this rig which hunt
right now before it continues to stay in our country.
Any father, Bob Mula is a total is a totally
conflicted and he's seventeen angry Democrats. They are doing his

(31:17):
daddy work or a disgrace to USA is the Australian version.
But again he's going, he's literally saying, Attorney Attorney General
Jeff Sessions, stop with the fucking investigation. But if again,
he's panics because he doesn't realize that Rod Rosenstein is
the one who's actually overseeing that investigation. So maybe this

(31:37):
is him saying I'm gonna get impeached. Yeah, but not
anymore because once, like everyone else in House leadership looked
at the Freedom Caucuses like articles impeachment, They're like, uh,
you're angry because they didn't redact sensitive material quick enough
and give you information that you had no right having
in the first place. Yeah, I don't think we're gonna
get behind this one. They only have like a couple

(31:59):
of votes, Like they couldn't even get into a vote.
But at the very least, that impeachment thing is them
trying to create some kind of pretext for Donald Trump
to be like, well, I just wonder sometimes I wonder
how much would come out would have to come out
for him too, for people to turn on him. On Trump,
for them to be like, Okay, you did something bad.
I don't think I think anything short of him on

(32:20):
on a on a call being like I want to
collude with Russia, Yeah, would be like people would be like,
that's ridiculous. Well, and even then, who knows, because Rudy
Giuliani was out here on Monday being like, collusion isn't
a crime? On your podcast? Yeah? Yeah, what's crazy? What
was me doing? A voice? But don't blow up the
allusion we had him on the show. No, Like, yeah,
they're new, they're new legal defenses. Well, I'm inclusion. Isn't

(32:43):
a crime? Like what is that? Even so maybe if
a crime, you're gonna say it's a crime. Yeah. No,
And that's kind of where they're at, sort of retort,
what what do you mean? Show me what laws are? Yeah, okay,
where's your law book? The Ten Commandments? I don't collusion
in there. So we just gotta start dismantling, like everything

(33:04):
is space? What is an atom? What is the United Space?
Because I think he wasn't even popping that much in
the first place, anyway, Son saying yeah, that's where the
level of depens from Pangaea I found. I'm a quarter Pangean.

(33:27):
That's how beautiful. I won't participate in n because I
give your DNA to the face too. I don't want to.
Oh yeah, shout out to the people on Twitter one
person on Twitter was like, I would love to tell
you more about why it's dangerous, like to give your
genetic material out, and I was like, I was like, yeah,
these are good points, but anyway, that's a whole other thing.
So again we're seeing now that clearly, based off that tweet,

(33:50):
if he's calling for the end of the Russia probe,
now that means they must be just they It's getting
a fucking hot for him because obviously he's going to
know a little bit more than he leaves us on
to believe or will let let us know what he
actually knows. But clearly this is the this is the
the actions of somebody who's guilty, right, And I think

(34:10):
how many times does he have to ask before? Were
just end this witch hunt? I know, right, just do it.
He's the president and unblem why are we not listening
to him? Well? The other thing too, is like he's
then he's using in this tweet of saying Bob Mueller
is totally conflicted. That's not even true. Again, Googliani was
on Fox or CNN and he was like, well, you know,

(34:31):
Mueller's totally got all these conflicts of interest, and like
they're like, what what evidence do you have And he's like, well,
I don't know. The president seems to know, and he's like,
but if it's what I think it is, I would
also think it's a conflict of interest. And they're like, well,
what is it? And he's like, I can't say so,
it's just put's bullshit. And also, these people have been
lying for maybe their whole lives. How are they still
so bad at it? Yeah, they should be much better.

(34:53):
Have a lie journal, like have like have like one
backup piece of evidence to your lives up. Well, I
think that's the benefit of being like a powerful white
man who can lie is because normally you about it,
you can get away with it. You can get away
with it. Yeah. And I'm like, Barry, prove your name
is Barry, and he's like it trust me. It is

(35:16):
like the real Barry Rothbart comes in, Fuck Mark, what
are you doing here? What I say? Uh? Yeah. I
think it's one of those things too. If you do
something and you get away with it over and over
and over again, you sort of gaslight yourself into thinking
that's how the world works. And now you're coming up
against you. It's a It's a different story when you're
scheming in New York City and doing all that ship,

(35:36):
doing business deals and stuff like that. But now it's
the federal government and like the FBI is involved there
they're going yeah, but I mean they're lying like an
eight year old who got caught with chocolate out his face.
You know, it's like crazy lying. Yeah, yeah, And again
I think it's because when you're so blatantly guilty, I
guess your only defense is to blatantly lie. You know,

(35:57):
there's no like gray area about it, so all they
have is to be like, no, that's not true. It's
just terrifying how far this is going. But yeah, again,
when you look at Mueller's shit list, you know who
else is on there is Paul Manafort and his trial
started yesterday. So again Q Trump with the manifort. I mean,
when these conspiracy theaters are talking about lizard people, they're
talking about Manafort. Yeah, he's like a lizard. He's like

(36:20):
a straight up lizard person. Yes. Have you seen the
movie Thinner? Yeah? Remember the one the guy who puts
the curse on him. Remember his one friend turned into
a lizard. Remember he was getting all that. I read Thinner?
How crazy is that? That's it's a dark six pages. Yeah,
and then there was like a ten page description of

(36:41):
a hand job in the middle of it. Isn't that
how he cracked on that? That's how he isn't The
thing was like he was getting a hand job bout
driving and he killed the gage. Description of how it
goes just so many just a lot of that's you
know that that means Stephen King has probably never had
a hand job. He's like, I'm gonna just devote tempage
as to what I think it would be. Like, Yeah,

(37:03):
I was like eight that. I was like, what is this.
I don't understand that work. And it ends with a
pedestrian vers motor vehicle accident, Like this is so dark. Yeah. See,
that's what we need to give the kids for abstinence,
which tender hands out that ends in a car wreck
and you get cursed. Uh So, anyway, the Manafort trial starts,

(37:25):
and boy, I would be tweeting like Donald Trump too
if I had these weak ass arguments that his defense
team has, So Trump He's just starts sweeting out. Paul
Manafort worked for Ronald Reagan, Bob Dolan, many other highly
prominent respective political leaders. He worked for me for a
very short time. Why didn't government tell me that he
was under investigation. These old charges have nothing to do
with collusion, a hoax. Now again, before he was like,

(37:48):
I don't really know Paul Manaford, and now he's like,
this guy is a fine dude. He's and again he
thinks that putting his resume up is an actual defense
for his fraud and money laundering in addition to work
on behalf of putin puppets like Victory and Nukovic and
other evil motherfucker's uh so again flimsy defense that you
can only point to Bob Dole and Ronald Reagan to

(38:08):
be like and see, that's why he's not guilty of
this other ship. Now here's the thing is that it's
not about what Manaphort did. They got Maniforts so that
he could testify against Trump. The charges were like, let's
just find charges. They don't care about getting maniport. Yeah,
this isn't about him being like guilty or not. It's
about him being like, hey, we'll give you less jail time.
You're you're probably going to be in jail the rest

(38:29):
of your way, but what about if we give you
ten less years than that? And you take down the president.
And that's like the wire terms like corner boy, and
that's all it is. Like this trial doesn't matter, None
of that matters. He's going to testify, could you manage
like Stringer Bell? And he's like, yo, one of those
d boys, like they're upstanding young men. Yeah. How they
throw in that work cross thing, that tennis ball about

(38:50):
I've seen when kids like that. Ain't nobody out here
sell it correctly. Just all hang out outside playing catch.
We play catch. We have each other up a lot.
So I haven't seen the wire were the president. Trump
has used his office more than any president in history

(39:12):
to validate everything that he said, instead of like coming
with facts or seats or anything. He's like, I'm the president,
believe me. Also, I've never heard the term witch hunt
used in a situation where the person wasn't super guilty.
Yeel like every witch hunt, except for real witch hunts,
was actually made a good cause. Hey, look, this is

(39:33):
a different era we're in. And again I just have
to point to like the start of this trial as
I was reading about, like you know, they made their
opening uh remarks, statements I guess for the defense and prosecution.
So the prosecution. Just they just they were just pointing
to all of his money. They're like, you know, he's
been paid like millions, like maybe sixty million dollars to
to funk around in the elections of oligarchs over in

(39:54):
Eastern Europe. You know how he has all these houses
and cars. They actually held up like ship like extravagant
things he bought, like a fucking Ostrich jacket. That was
just to be like this guy's a fucking scammer finesse
or like just you know, it's actually easier than you
think to make your own. Really, you gotta just kill

(40:17):
him just fifteen, right. Guy ripped off right pretty confident
because they're like, we also have so many, like even
literal receipts to show you to point to this guy's fuckory.
And then so the board man, the people representing Paul
Manner for the defense, they got nothing because first they're
fucking client is just an idiot who was doing all

(40:40):
his ship out in the open. They're fucking We've talked
about this and before in the show, like their emails
with him talking to Rick Gates who used to work
with about being like, hey man, I don't know how
to alter this PDF. So it says I have more
income so I can get this loan, Like can you
I can't do it in word And then so he
did it for him and sends him a word document
back and he's like, hey, can you make this a
PDF for me? Like the whole subject of the email

(41:03):
is crime, Like yeah, yeah, And so they have to
defend Yeah, don't read this evidence. I don't think old
people knew that emails were things that could ever come out.
And I think they were like, no, it's on my computer.
I'm sending it to someone else's computer. So you know, again,
they don't have much to defense. It's gonna be hard

(41:24):
to defend somebody where the evidence is just a mountain
of evidence in front of them that they have to defend.
So again, his attorney, Thomas Zenli, he basically was trying
to humanize Manafort and like asked Paul Manafort to stand,
and the lawyer was saying, like, I'm proud to represent him.
And then he said has legs. Yeah, he's not a lizard,
he is a biped He was saying. Manaford is a

(41:47):
talented political consultant, a second generation immigrant, and the first
in his family to go to college. He has been
at the quote pinnacle of US politics for forty years
and a driving force in the candidacy of multiple US presidents.
And for that, he said, Paul Manaford has rendered a
valuable service to our system of government. And then the
judge interrupted him and just right into his thing, goes,

(42:09):
I take it you planned to offer evidence, Like, don't
just come up here and just say this. He's like,
come out with the receipts, fan, because you can stand this, man,
this is all we got. Apartment went Yeah. I think
literally they heard a dance hall airhorn go off in
the background. Somebody had an airosol camp man r I

(42:30):
p Hamhorn, ham Horn. I have it on my phone.
Oh did you not update because they changed the name.
It's no longer the woman's voice from thirty Rock. It's
just a like a voiceover actor one Ham. Yeah, we
took a hard tangent for people who don't know there
was an app called ham Horn where I forget who
was a character in thirty Rock where the woman goes
Ham And anyway, they put that, well that's the airhorn

(42:53):
and then ham is different now so anyway, oh, you
maybe didn't do I have update my thing. Mine is different.
We'll compare and contranslator. Uh so again this had Trump
sweating again. He then tweeted more about Russian collusion as
a total hoax. It's a this is a disgrace to
trying to tear everything down. Then he was saying, like,
looking back on history, who was treated worse? Alphonse Capone,

(43:15):
legendary mob best bus literally well gave his Christian name. Well,
someone who I think is Wikipedia, dragon dropping. And then
he's like or Paul mana for political operative and Reagan
Dole Darling now serving in solitary confinement. Okay, my man,
we get it. You're panicked to ship and you don't

(43:35):
know how to tell everybody that, so you just tweet
a bunch of bullshit. I think it's also important to
remember that today, uh, this journalist Murray wass he released
an article where he alleges that he's seen evidence that
Mueller also has that definitively basically proves that Donald Trump
knew that Michael Flynn had been compromised and was acting
on behalf of the Russian government as an agent or whatever.

(43:56):
And before Trump was saying like, no, I didn't know
that when I asked on me for a loyalty oath
or him to quote go easy on Flynn. I had
no idea. I wasn't obstructing justice. I was just you know,
just saying shit out loud because I didn't know. But
putting Justice on pause, yeah, I was just like, hold
up real questions. Yeah, a little more conversation, a little

(44:21):
less justice. So yeah again, and they were saying like,
it's pretty damning evidence. If if true, then I mean,
there's it seems like Mueller has a lot to show
us when he finally writes his report. So yeah, I
think I would be a little bit nervous too. But again,
I don't know, going back to what you're saying, very
I don't know what it would take for at least

(44:42):
his base to abandon him, because because even yesterday at
his rally in Florida, there are a bunch of Q
and On conspiracy theorists like out in the shots with
Q shirts, on people holding Q and for people don't
know what the Q and on conspiracy theory is. It's
about this person who claims who calls himself herself Q
and claims to be like a government intelligence person with

(45:03):
Q level clearance, like he knows everything or she knows everything.
I just want to make sure in case Q as
a woman, you know, I want to I want to
keep that space open. But I feel like careful pronouns. Yeah,
I feel like this could be this the work of
a very lonely person. But anyway, so, but that whole
theory is basically sort of to comfort Trump supports to
be like, dude, this whole mother thing has nothing to

(45:24):
do with collusion. It's actually Trump and Muther working to
take down Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and they're just
doing to confuse the de And you're like, yo, people
are really it's people. I mean it's yeah, but I
guess anything to preserve your reality, right, because you look
for evidence to agree with you and not disagree exactly. Yeah,

(45:46):
you know, it's funny. It's like, my mom is a
Trump supporter, and uh, nothing I say would ever kind
of change your mind because there's always Fox News being
like no, the left lying need and anything they say
is a lie. I actually think the only thing that
would turn Trump support orders against Trump as if it
came out that he was gay, he was black, if
there was a video that Trump was black, and even

(46:08):
that I think they'd be like, we own it now
that we have it. I think if he was gay,
if it came out like the P video, if that
was with male hookers, I think that would end his presence. Yeah,
the misogynists, gender normativetive base of his honestly think. Honestly,
I was thinking that would be I said this last
week or maybe two weeks ago. I feel like even

(46:29):
the P tape wouldn't be enough because it might be
liberating for them, because you know, all of those those
Republicans who hate gay people are closeted gay people sexually
that he's a spectrum, and you know they're just jealous.
But so it might be liberate and they're like, oh, yes,
we cannot don't. I feel like if the if the
P tape, it's like a micro penis, if he had
a micro penis of those Yeah, but they would never

(46:52):
admit it. They would be like, President that looks like me,
big penis. A'most start selling news to Trump supporters because
they were not trying to buy anything, and like, look,
y'a don't know, this is just the end of time, Zena.
I'm going to comeback. Zena. If you look at diving

(47:12):
and silk Lazie. There is a way if you could
catch and being a problematic woman of color stands for
Trump can make a lot of money. This Yeah, that's it,
y'all been mommy, I'm must say y'all my theories. Yeah right, exactly, Yeah,
y'all don't know, but he actually Jesus, all right, let's
work a little bit on those theories during the break
because we will be right back. And we're back, and

(47:44):
we wanted to talk a little bit about the whole
three D gun issue we're talking about. Yesterday, Judge has
temporarily blocked Cody Wilson from Defense distributed his attempt to
put three D gun printing instructions online. Uh so that's
good for now, but you know, we kind of wanted
to sort of reexamine the whole tweet that Donald Trump

(48:05):
had yesterday when he's like I'm looking into three D
plastic guns being sold already spoke to the n r A.
Doesn't seem to make sense, and we're just sort of like,
what is it about the Like why is the right
kind of okay with three D guns when they're clearly
a dangerous thing? Like John Malcovich's character. I remember, like
in the line of fire, didn't have a fucking plastic
gun that he was planning to use, like in the thing. Like,

(48:26):
the idea of a plastic gun is a very dangerous
prospect for any any law enforcement person or human beings.
Also wasteful plastic. Yeah, let me look at what's through
to the seas. Little Wayne taught me about plastic guns. Really, yeah,
there's a wrap one. He's like. She was like, shoot
if it's plastic. Yeah, yeah, it was a plastic gun

(48:48):
because then you can get it through before you could
get it through t s A when it was just metal.
Right now they like look at shapes. Yeah, exactly, give
you that body. My take on this is we're fucked.
It's over, of course. I mean it's out there. We're
not going to block it. I don't know, man, I
think that one accessibility to three D gun printers isn't
going to be for your average Joe Blow. It's going

(49:09):
to be for the people's printers in libraries in Austin, Texas. Yeah,
and you can. They're becoming more and more. They're design schools.
I've seen them. It's crazy. I think. I don't know.
Once you're allowed to have three. But then again, it's like,
how many metal detectors are stopping guns? Right, are they?
I mean I don't think anyone how many guns detectors.

(49:30):
I mean, if you're dumb enough to have a blamer
on you and walk through a mouth detector, like yeah,
mr going, who's going to the airport with with guns?
I guess you would just do it that. Yeah, right.
But again, like the whole n r A thing, it's
like why do they need to chime? And you think
they would be against having these guns like being proliferated
because they can't profit offer the traditional gun industry can't

(49:52):
profit off it if people just making their own ship
at home and you know that, like you know as
our writer Jam McNab. But it's like you think that
they would be treating the guns the same way the
music industry treated Napster, like we don't know what the
are you doing? But again it's just they're very, very
fine with it, and I think it makes sense until
you realize that these guns can't be traced or registered,

(50:15):
and that is a big gun control advocacy like concern
is that, like it's the registering of guns that they
are very very concerned about. It's like their big, second,
biggest fear is a registry because that means that they
could take your guns, and a lot of hardcore gun
owners they've been pushing back because there are quotes from
people saying, hey, well, stuff goes to hell. I guess

(50:36):
if there's liberals in control of the government, they don't
want their guns to be confiscated. Hey, I think we
should go back to Chris Rock's joke, Um, just don't
allow bullets or make them so expensivecause you're not gonna
have three D print bullets. Yeah, and if you make
bullets really hard to get, then it will prevent a
lot of us make one bullet. Yeah. I just like

(51:00):
we have like we have gun control now we don't
so like ever was like, oh but gun control, I'm like, bro,
we could. I've been in shootings that I forgot about,
Like that's how bad shootings are. I was a friend
of mine actually was in a shooting recently in l
A And thank god he was okay. But it made
me think like, oh my god, I don't know how
I would act if I was in a shooting and

(51:21):
I was like, oh funk. I've been in mini shootings
like I hadn't really think back. I don't know, like
we don't have gun control as it is right now.
And also I don't know about the bullets thing or
like making the guns more expensive. But I think like,
if you have a gun, and if you really are
quoting the Second Amendment, bro, that was so that if
the government knocked on your door and was like, hey,
it's lit, we're gonna need you to join the army

(51:41):
real quick, you would do it. So if you own guns,
like you're ready to go fight for the country, like
well or in this case, fight against the country, or
let's be real, it's the fear of the browns. Meanwhile,
we are the ones who should be afraid. You know,
I actually fake like lock my door and grab my
purse when I see white people. I'm kidding. But well,

(52:02):
the other the other thing that they also do is
you know they always compare. They do this thing. I
know it's a joke because I love white people. I'm
employed by so many white peoples. It's a joke. The
other weird thing that they always push is this whole idea,
the gun registration thing is like they always liken it
to the Holocaust, and they used this weird fake argument

(52:23):
that it was the Gun Registry, Like even Ben Carson
has said in his book at the Gun Registry that
allowed Hitler to de arm the Jews, which is not true. Okay,
if you really want to have a her story lesson,
look at this. The German public was disarmed in nineteen
at the behest of England, France, and the United States,
which was part of the Treaty of Versailles, which was

(52:43):
basically trying to limit private firearm ownership in Germany to
reduce Germany's ability to rearm itself because I've already done
fucked around and started a war. So and again when
you if you if you put that in the context
of the Holocaust, I mean, there were relatively few of
those Jews that were killed in the Holocaust. We're actual
citizens of pre war Germany anyway. So again, this is

(53:05):
just part of their fearmongering tactics that they used to
just misinform us and try to be like, well, you
know the Holocausts, Like now you care about the Holocausts,
but you don't. You're fine with Nazis if the government
wants to take you from somewhere or they want to
come to your house. You don't have bigger guns than
the government. Yeah, you're not going to be fighting the
military with your glock, Like what do you do? Have

(53:27):
you seen the guns then the missiles that the big
army has, well, I mean robot Texas and Nevada they
probably put up a good fight because like you can
have like military grade firearms. We do. I guess they
just don't have an air force. That's the one difference
is like normal citizens can't have fighter jets. I mean
they don't fighter jets, but they do own planes. Texas

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have planes, they own planes. Yeah, I would like go
fly a plane like a propeller place, just regular, just
like because like yeah what a money bags? No, Like
they would like go, Like you could get your pilot
license when you're like, I think a twelve, But if
you start flying on your own when you're like seventy
something like that. I might be wrong about that, but

(54:09):
I know it's pretty young. But I had friends like
in high school who would like take me flying and stuff. Yeah,
they would be flying the plane themselves. I mean they're
not fighter jets. I mean they're not fighter jets. They're
not just a plane go for I don't know, I
don't know what list. I'm sure you can probably get something.
This is this is a way off track, but I
just found out, like, you know, I think it's a
big dream to own a private plane one day, right

(54:29):
to be like, wow, that would be amazing. You could
just get in your jet flying anywhere around the world.
Do you know much cost Like, even if you spend
the like thirty million dollars or what a forty million
it is to buy a jet, it's ten thousand dollars
an hour just to operate it, right right right, yeah
with the yet yeah, you're you're still got to pay
money once you have it. That's how you could just

(54:49):
get a jet and that's it and you're just like
now just pumping some gas and yeah, it's like super
expensive unless you're like I've actually know how to fuel
my own jet. I'm the pilot, I can clean it
and just leave and I'm the flight attendant my own snack.
I sit down up an autopilot and nearly crashed a

(55:09):
couple of times. But uh, speaking of opulence, let's check
in with the scam goddess herself, Lacy Moseley, because we
we you know, you like a good scam, and someone
has pulled a scam that may have actually affected a
lot of us in our youth, all of us. Yes,
so for ten years, so from twelve I think, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(55:30):
twelve years from nineteen eighty nine to two thousand and one.
How many? Um, Jerome Jacobson a k A. Uncle Jerry. Okay,
that's a good scammer name. I know. Uncle Jerry is
a good scamer name. I wish I could have ran
into him, he could have miss um. So he started Okay,

(55:52):
So he worked in security. This could be a movie.
This really could be a movie. I'm going to produce this. Okay, Um,
But he worked in scurity for Monopoly. Uh and during
this time I have to put on my newscaster voice.
During this time when Uncle Jerry was working for Monopoly
or the people like the market there was the marketing

(56:12):
company for Yes McDonald. So so uncle Jerry worked in
security for the company that distributed and created the Monopoly
game pieces that were played during McDonald's Monopoly Millionaires. Yes,

(56:32):
but has anyone wondered why many of us never won
million dollar cash prizes or even like dollars? Was a
Hashbrown for Hashbrown breakfast right. The reason is is that
Uncle Jerry eventually started siphoning these monopoly winning tickets and
these like you had to have this kind of special
barcode thing that was like a sticker that went with

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it to verify it. He started siphoning them and then
giving them to his relatives people like the person he
did this on was his cousin in Florida. He gave
him a twenty five thou dollar monopoly winning ticket and
he won, and so he gave him kind of commission
from it. And then he did it again with his
butcher in Atlanta, who was his close friend. I'm like, butcher,

(57:15):
your clothes friend, right, this guy, So he gave him
a ten thousand dollar winner, and then the guy gave
him a commission of two thousand dollars. So then actually,
um Monopoly changed its whole kind of system and things
kind of died down for a second. But when it
was optimized with more technology, they started to be able

(57:38):
to control who won because it would be like a
little scanning like device, so they could basically decide after
things were distributed. Because back in the day when he
started doing it, it was like he would show up,
he'd be on these flights, he'd be like spinning bread.
He would go to Ruth Chris afterwards and ordered the
whole menu and ship like he was like that, dude,
Ruth Chris, you know that's fancy for a guy who's
pulling h McDonald's monopoly, right right. So he would have

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to show up and they would bring a forklift of
like the little fry holders, and he would individually place
all of the winning tickets. And he had an advisor
who followed him, who was a woman. So the only
time he got secret time to himself was in the bathroom.
And he had created a vest for this job, which
I don't know why, to hell, any company would lessen

(58:20):
their security guard create their own so that he keep
the pieces on ye, so that he could keep the
pieces on him. So when it started it was more basic,
like he had all the winning pieces on his person.
And then when they optimized with more technology, it got
to the point where they would be able to distribute
all of these little barcoded pieces and then decide which
ones would be the winning one. But back then he

(58:42):
was just handing out like the he was handing out whatever.
So one day a package accidentally came to him from
Hong Kong with these little stickers. So then it was
like all the way up, Like he was all the
way in the game because he found out that nobody
in Canada would ever win the jack Pie because Monopoly
would make it so that they couldn't win because they

(59:03):
didn't want the money going up to the Great White
North because it's like less densely populated there, so they
wanted people winning in the States the exactly. So when
he optimized, then he was just out here going ham.
He started like spreading his business. He had a web
of people that were getting prizes, mobsters, psychics, strip club owners, convicts,

(59:26):
drug traffickers, and even a family of Morgan's family who
won almost every prize for twelve fucking years. We didn't
have a fucking chance twenty four million dollars approximately. He
ended up having to pay twelve point five in restitution
and do three years in jail time. This all happened

(59:46):
around nine eleven, so it got buried in the news
cycle up until now, so so he was controlling the
whole thing, Yeah he was. And I was like, I'm
so proud of you, uncle Jerry, Like scam Away has
thought I was unlucky. I bought so much stuff you
would never get boardwalk. I'm like, if I just get boardwalk,

(01:00:09):
Uncle Jerry had I was always getting Reading Rainbow or
whatever for Redding Redding rain Reading Reading Railroad was also
in the scam. I can't do anything. Just take a
look Uncle Jerry's crook scam in the game. Now, okay,
But lastly, before we go, I just want to mention

(01:00:30):
one thing. Uh. The MTV vm A is about to happen,
and they announced that their lifetime achievement more the Michael
Jackson Video Vanguard Award is going to Jennifer Lopez Jenny
from No Block. Uh. And I feel some type of
way about that because Missy Elliott has yet to receive
this award, which is the award given to people for,

(01:00:50):
you know, having a career of iconic music videos. I mean, look,
j Low iconic for sure, you know she's She's j Low,
But is she the kind of person? I think? Man,
those j Low videos I really funk with those. I
mean I just remember like her being on a beach
all the time. Yeah. I can't even think of any
j Little videos? Oh really? Yeah? What about the one
the Lasers wasn't that Brittany see again, But this is

(01:01:13):
a testament to how you can't remember a j LO
video really well. Ja was also responsible for all the
poor fashion choices we made in the early two thousands.
She made those rhyme stone bells popular. She made those
glasses with the yes with the Ryan stones and then
the gradiot. They will be like blew up top and
it they'd be like clear at the bottom with a
little she happened out here wearing for doorras. She had

(01:01:35):
us wearing those large roped gold belts and her fault.
But her music videos was just like her rolling around
with some sand and like putting her finger next. I
can I think of so many Missy Elliott videos, especially
the ones with the hype Williams early on or like
amazing past the Dutch side to great videos too. I

(01:01:56):
think he may have one, but I don't know did
he win? Let's see, maybe She's a Bitch? Actually is
the sixteen She's a bit of this song by Miss
Elliott had That music video is still the sixteenth most
expensive music video that was ever produced. Yeah, it was
like millions of dollars. Number one is Janet Jackson and

(01:02:18):
Michael Jackson in um Scream. That's the most expensive video
that was ever produced, where they're playing racquetball, right, yeah,
like weird spaceall and then they had those weird, weird
vibrating balls that had to like like rubber spikes coming
on and they just had that like weird thing that
was just like vibrating shitty toys. Yeah. Like since let's see,

(01:02:43):
that's been Duran, Duran hypeling pretty spears like Beyonce, Kanye West, Rihanna, Pink,
Jennifer Lopez, like yo, I mean, you know, I get reread.
I feel like Missy could definitely get in there before Pink.
I'm just like, Missy Elliott can still re enact these
music videos and she actually did last year at the
v H one Awards. I'm like, come on now, like
the Man of Singing Dance and we're not Virginia respecting

(01:03:07):
all the costumes. She was doing work and it was
always so innovative. It was stuff we had never seen before.
Come on now, I don't see your body rolling with
some oil on in front of a green skin for
like twenty years, right. I really like the Justin Bieber
Sarry video where that dance troupe is dancing right in
front of the white background. Yeah, I like it. I

(01:03:27):
love Crimeer River. That was great when and you know
what I kind of mean that was this hog all right? Well,
guys that does never try that part of today? Yeah,
that was another part. What is it? Get your freak on? Yes? Uh,

(01:03:48):
Barry Man, thank you so much for coming. Guys. Where
can people find you? Support you? Berry rothbart On Venmo
and Twitter and Instagram and all those things. Yeah. Your
podcast podcast is on the Starburns network. It's called Saving
the World Baron Lucas go to go to wherever the
hell you get podcasts. What you guys talk about? Uh,

(01:04:10):
we we get high and then we talk to people
who are doing good things for the world and talk
about how how we can save the world. I would
be a terrible fit for real positive fun. Uh, free
flowing much like yours. Okay, okay, Well what's a tweet?
Is there a tweet that you've been looking at that
you've liked to shout? Yeah? I wanted to shout out
Michelle Obama talking about Lebron's new school, which is incredible.

(01:04:34):
I think he I don't know if you guys spoke
about it on the show. We have. We'll probably do
that tomorrow. The I Promised school Yeah, because he takes
care of the kids. It takes care of their parents. Uh.
He gives them all a bike and um and lunches
and yeah, it's incredible. So she said, Barack Obama and
I are so proud of King James and the I

(01:04:54):
Promised school kids and Acron and across the US are
lucky to have you as a role model and off
the court. Keep using your platform for good and giving
our kids a chance to shoot for the stars. Start emoticon,
basketball moticon, hashtag, reach higher, hashtag better make room there
you go? Cool right, Yeah. And it's like guaranteed tuition
at the University of Akron too if they graduate. Yes,

(01:05:15):
that's another thing. They pay for tuition if you graduate. Yeah.
I mean see, this is the world we live in
though that we need the millionaires to do the ship
that the government should be doing. Well, they own all
the money. Yeah, so at least, hey, you're doing it
for good. Yeah one percent. Yeah, we'll get into that tomorrow.
Lazy what about you? Oh guys, so you can't find

(01:05:37):
me at diva Lacey d I v A l A
c I on all platforms Twitter, it's the gram. If
you want to learn about my latest scams on my
Instagram stories, it is. I was at some political functions
the other day, so now I'm a politician. Y'all donate
to my campaign. Um. It's also the same name on
m Shout out to all of y'all who actually asking

(01:05:59):
about your future sures. I love you, guys. I was
hilarious keeping all the money I am. The money's mine.
Thank y'all so much. We're contributing to the United negro
Um Fund scammera fund um. And then my favorite tweet
right now, it's about makeup, so listens for the ladies. Guys,
you can totally tune out. Well. I use concealers, so, ladies,

(01:06:22):
which concealler is good to use when filling in your eyebrows.
I've never filled in mind before, but I want to
have that full look when I'm trying to beat my face.
I heard ours brand was good, but it's very expensive. Okay,
the men have stopped listening by now how do y'all
begin these old men to pay y'all bills? Amazing? Please
answer my question so much, ladies. You can find me

(01:06:46):
at Miles of Gray on Twitter and Instagram. You can
find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram at
the Daily zeit Geist. We've got a Facebook fan page
for all you Russian hackers out there. We have a
website Daily's Guys dot com where we post our show
links and here we go. Uh and also, uh, let's
see let me tell you a quick tweet that I like.

(01:07:08):
Today again, Reductress comes through with amazing headline. It's a
photo of a couple in bed who looked very awkward
and the text of it says what turns you on?
Asks man hoping it will be his small dick from
behind a reductress. Uh. And yeah, and if you want
to find out. Also on that little website we got,

(01:07:30):
we also linked to the song that we ride out
on and today and Josier bring the Heat what we
got so today, Um, thank you Miles for having me
back on the show. My pleasure because I see you
every day on the show. I'm gonna recommend a song
by the band Yellow Days, which is just a nineteen
year old from Sorry from Sorry that is actually I

(01:07:55):
don't know anything brock. Uh. Yeah, his band is Yellow Days.
He's nineteen years old. And this song is called the
Way Things Change, and I thought it was It's really cool.
He's got a good voice. I'm really into. It's very
laid back. And the name of the band Yellow Days,
it refers to I don't really sinnestia sesthesia, which is

(01:08:20):
like how you perceived colors while listening to music. I
think that's trippy, all right. I used to smoke a
lot of wheat, so I still do. I really liked
the kind of stuff because my mom might be listening. Well,
guess what, and his mom, she'd be smoking weed right now,
ye mom, mom, Hey, get that spoon out up all right, guys, Well,

(01:08:41):
so that I destroyed the studio anyway, so that is
an a show right now on that we'll see you
tomorrow because it is a daily show by the world.

(01:09:09):
I cry any words the same, I swell, must have
lost the friend. Well, my friends sweep my soul, it's dead. Thanks,

(01:09:30):
I'm just shopping my own and I cry, cries, sweet,
don't lie, don't wait things, shame, hold it down my hand,
say well, keep going and keep going, and you have

(01:09:53):
to keep dying to keep going, well, keep drying, to
keep drying, and you keep buying out to keep going.
You have to keep gone. Being is nothing that I

(01:10:28):
can do, just sway herefore something and the time it
swell before you eiven know it's gone. Yeah, I try cry,

(01:10:54):
we don't like way things and hold it down, but
I hate to say. You keep going, you keep going,
and you have to keep lying. When you keep going,
you keep trying to keep lying, you keep buying. You

(01:11:17):
have to keep going. Can you have to keep going?
And you have to keep going. And I cried and

(01:11:48):
cried as we don't load it down. You keep going
and keep ing and keep going and keep trying to

(01:12:08):
keep by. You have to keep tryin bo bo bo

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