Trump’s Diplomatic Thirst, Domino’s Will Save Us 6.12.18

In episode 167, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and writer Demi Adejuyigbe to discuss Domino's stepping up and fixing potholes on roads across the US, Trump showing Kim Jong Un a trailer for capitalism at the Singapore Summit, their agreement to potentially have an agreement, Kim Jong Un's traveling toilet, Jimmy Kimmel versus Ted Cruz one-on-one basketball game, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson's engagement, millennials staying at home to drink because going out 'takes too much effort,' and more! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season thirty five, episode
two of The Daily Zeitgeist for June twelfth, two thousand eighteen.
My name is Jack O'Brien a K two thousand zero zero.
Party over whoops out of time to night. I'm gonna
party like it's toast O'Brien h. That is courtesy of

(00:26):
at A t L Prince O Wales on Twitter, and
I am thrilled to be joined as always by my
co host, Mr Miles Gray. It's not Miles, but it's
so great. I'm gonna make it any Gray. Thank you
for that's when heson, isn't it you have the remix? Uh?

(00:48):
Miss Stagg on Twitter? Because you know, just hit me
with old arm By hits. That's how I do RB hit.
But you know it's an, isn't it. Our guests always
look so surprised, so so confute. The first well you
didn't even scream the intro. I was like, what I
know this week? I heard it over the weekend and
like my wife has the streaming service and the show

(01:10):
just like comes on when we start our car and
I was like, damn, that's hard to listen to. I
think I'm I think I'm over it. Shout out to
the people on Twitter who've been to ask him to
be like, yo, he need knocked that ship off. It's annoying.
They were right, apparently. Yeah, well you know what, now
I'm gonna have to make up right in my own

(01:31):
annoying way, just to keep the opening greating and possible
bring bringing the energy on that. Yeah, I'm gonna miss it. Yeah,
it's gonna just be like yeah back anyway, So there
you go. Hey, we are thrilled to have in our
third seat. Uh. You know one of the must follows
on Twitter. I demand you millow him. He is a screamwriter,

(01:52):
a comedian, uh podcast co host. He is DEMI did
you eBay? Hello? Hello? How are you for having me?
I'm great. We're thrilled to have you. Man, I'm excited
to be here. There's so much ship. This happens. I
know this is you're on for a day. I just
and just not even the news you're saying in your life.

(02:12):
I saw a dog, I mean a dog was pregnantly
didn't check. Well, I saw a pregnant dog for the
first time. That was cool. I don't really know what pregnant. Yeah,
I think I didn't know it might not have been pregnant.
I'm just trying to add some of this conversation, like
this story is good and worth talking about on the

(02:33):
biggest news day so far in the history of this
podcast of my life. Definitely according to the President. All right, today,
we're going to talk about some trends with how millennials
are getting funked up. We're going to talk about one
of the stranger one of the stranger details that is
developing in late stage capitalism that involves Dominoes fixing our infrastructure.

(02:58):
We are of course going to talk about the in
Singapore and just all manners of the trailer that Trump
presented the Secret Toilets, Secret Toilets Dennis Rodman unraveling on
Chris Cuomo's show The Real Ship You Need To h
We're going to talk about the big sporting event that
is happening. We thought basketball season was over, It is

(03:20):
just beginning because we're getting the one on one game
to end all one on one games this weekend, Kim
ol versus Cruise. And we're going to talk about the
hot New It couple Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson. So
that was like the number one trending thing on Google
all yesterday. Alright, alright, Pete Davidson, good for you guys, seriously,

(03:45):
but before we get into any of that, Demmi would
like to ask our guest, what is something from your
search history that is revealing about who you are. I
recently searched the word pander because I needed to find
the exact word for word definition because something happened when
Trump became president and I just had like a break
and I no longer and able to get into arguments
about politics on the internet because they'll just break me.

(04:07):
So I have to take out my anger on something else.
And then anger is just getting mad about movies, like
getting into arguments with people complete strangers about movies. And
since everyone was talking about Oceans A, people were just like,
it's pentering two women, and I was like, that's not
every fucking movie is pandering. Every movie panners to everyone,
and so I was like, here's the definition of the
word for pander, and I just got into it and
I was I look back at ship that I do

(04:27):
like that. Sometimes I'm just like I need to spend
my time any other way. But that's a lot of
I mean, watching movies and then also yeah, then getting
not even getting angry about the movies themselves. I'm generally
just kind of like, yo, all movies are good. But
then seeing other people have like shitty takes on movies,
they are like, not even it was good, and I disagree.

(04:48):
It was just some weird meditextual thing about how the
industry is like not doing things properly because they're diversifying
their interests and whatnot. I always get mad about and
then I'm just like, it's time to tip a sucking
paragraph about why this person is an asshole just for
everybody's gratification. Uh, pander. The definition is gratify or indulge

(05:09):
in the verb form and dated in the noun form.
A pimp. I did not realize. Yeah, I didn't know
that either until call somebody a pander. Yeah, what is
something that you think is overrated? Me? Oh, I made
a whole list. The thing is. At first, because my
life currently is just movies, my list was just like,
what have I been watching that I don't like? But

(05:29):
then I was also just like, what is another thing
that's not so serious? And I think Lacroix is overrated?
You're good, it's not a good drink Why you tell
me why? Because, first of all, sparkling water in general
is just just drink soda. You don't need. It's not good,
it's not better than soda. It's a trick. Just drink

(05:50):
water or drink soda. Lacroix specifically, I feel like I
don't know what happened in l A, that everyone's just
taken a sudden interest in Lacroix being the sparkling water.
But I've taste it many a time to try and commit.
You know, when times are tough and I'm not sipping
a badas, yes i will reach for Lacroix just to
feel like the working man. Sure, but you know this,
fucking sodas are bad for you. As I get older,

(06:12):
I don't know your twenties, still I am. Yeah, so
when you get in your thirties, I realized, man, soda
like that sugar just fux my body more now and
that's one reason why I drink it anyway. That's because
I'm old. I just drink tea, which is also probably
bad for me. But no no teeth fine, Oh yeah, yes,
I mentioned that I'm just synthesizing poppy pods in my

(06:36):
house and just weed leaves in a bag and dip it. Yeah.
A question I have is the Lacroix boom l A specific,
because this is one of those things that I have
a difficulty figuring out if it is if it just
blew up when I moved to l A, or if
it blew up everywhere in America. And I just happen
to hard to take you seriously because you're in head
to toe Lacroix merchandise. You have a hat on shirt, man,

(06:58):
you have shutters, shutter say no great words here. It
was Joe Mandy. Oh yeah, Joe Mandy made Lacroix a
thing and then yeah, it's peak because they were like
stopped pretending we're sponsoring you, and he was like, well
you're dead now. But he was the one from as

(07:20):
far back as I remember tweeting LA about Lacroix all
day every day, and he really brought it into my
consciousness for sure when I was on Twitter iced to land,
but like I just added every like office and like
set I would work on because no not they were like,
this is courtesy of Mr Mandy. We hope you enjoy it.

(07:41):
He bought it for Yeah, And that's another thing that
I do wonder is Joe Mandy a tastemaker and he
therefore made that happen? Or does he he got on
he hopped on the wrong wave, is what you're saying. Yes, actually,
you know I used to Originally I used to work
with Talking Rain. I remember that t Rain used to

(08:02):
be my number one. They called it The Rain. I
worked on the show at midnight for a year and
they got Talking Rain, and all of my coworkers loved
it so much that I just started getting like fake
angry whenever someone to bring it into the office, and
they would just like drink it and sit in front
of me, like, ah, just enjoying a nice glass of
Talking Rain, just to see me get fake mad about it.
Talking Rain also a good podcast for farmers in drought

(08:24):
stricken areas. Yeah, have you heard t Rain without the
auto tune? Though it's actually really good? No, I have
not tea really good saying terrible Uh Talking Rain a
little late on that Nick Fire jokes like that I
want it immediate. That's how he says that actually early
for his chocolate rain, Right, Yeah, that's true. It was

(08:44):
he obscured my chocolate rang. You guys made eye contact
like you were breaking back door and he was DEMI,
what's something else? You said? You had a whole list
of what's the movie? Yeah, you said he had a
movie in there, which I had. The first two Star
Wars movies I think are overrated. But that's a whole thing.
I feel like I'm just saying that, like an episodes
like what excuse me for, like a New Hope and
Empire strikes Ye, yeah that you do not hear that here?

(09:08):
They're good. I just think that everyone, like people talk
about Empire Strikes Back is being like one of the
greatest movies of all time, and I feel like every
time I watch it, I'm just like, it's good. It is.
That's the most I will say about it. It's good.
I don't think it's the best movie of all time.
I think it's the best of the three Star Wars
movies from that original tru Yeah, but not by much. Okay,

(09:29):
that's my tick. And you think is the best that
there was a time when I did think Jedi was
the best one. Just because you're still at the beginning, right,
because I'm this year's many years old. They're like the
fight at the beginning of the fight at the end,
I was like, this is the best fight I've ever seen.
Why does everyone hate this just because of something? He
walks whatever, They're like dogs, enjoy them. But I mean

(09:51):
the real, the real movie out of that series or
the universe is Caravan of Courage and Adventure, right, I
mean that's that's really where it's a It's what everyone
stayed for. Okay, we can get to your underrated because
I'm dying to hear if you think any Star Wars
movies are underrated? Okay, the whole franchise? What if? I
was just like, yeah, I really think that the prequels

(10:13):
are underrated. I still have not seen them. Actually, I
mean Sobolba as a character very under it, right, And
that dinner scene is up there with the reservoir or
dice as we call them when Earth. But I like
the chance you, George Lucas wildly go funk yourself. What's
something you think is underrated? I think the TV show

(10:35):
Detroitter's is underrated as because I feel like everyone I
talked to has either never heard of it or never
seen it. And it is easily the funniest thing that
I saw all of last year. Damn, it's so good.
It feels like if you watch Stella when it was
on Comedy Central. It's like that, except just two people
and it's so goofy and sweet and sandwich. It's on

(10:56):
Comedy Central. Sam Richardson and Tim Robbins. Tim Robins, Yeah,
and it's just like as as fresh faces at the
Just for Last Comedy Festival and they were both so
funny and it's so nice. And you said they're going places. Yeah,
I said, well we at correct. We worked with Sam
a lot right as he was blown up, and then
we worked with him less as he became like, uh,

(11:19):
you know, the most famous guy in a conversation. Yeah.
And you know what when you said that, I said
fun because I I just never watched that show and
I know it's going to be great. I I can't wait.
It got picked up for a second season, and I
hope that more people watch it through the second season
or else. I'm worried we'll get canceled. But I think
it's so funny. Yeah, it makes me like genuinely laugh

(11:40):
out loud, like four times an episode. It's great. What's
the last show to make you do that? Just so
I can get a basic for you? Okay? I feel
like laughing out loud is something that rarely happens. And
I was just like, pretty good, Nathan, that fucking yeah
needs an Emmy. You will be the Joe Mandy of
Detroitter's for see it. I'm a detroitter boiter. That's not

(12:02):
a detroitter broider. What else anything else underrated that you
want to tell us about? Because that was a fire underrated?
I said, Men wearing women's jackets is underrated. And I
say that as a man who has realized that women's
jackets not only fit me better, but I get unanimous
compliments on them. Whenever I walk around in like a
nice fitting woman's jacket. I feel like I bought a

(12:22):
red leather jacket for a Halloween costume and then continue
to wear it and everyone's like, that's such a cool jacket.
And then I got this one jacket from this place
in Echo Park called Big Bud Press. That is like,
in my life, I've never owned anything that people have
been nicer to me about. So I'm just like, I
think women's jackets on a new thing. They're like, who
makes it? You're like Donna, Karen DVF. I don't know

(12:43):
what that is now? You're wearing a very nice sweater
right now. Is that this is not a woman's jacket.
This is a man's jacket that's shrunk in the wash.
So I'm trying to get that woman's jacket fit without
actually what is it about the fit that you think
is better? Like, I think it's just slides of sleeves
of shoulders. Yeah, it's like eier. It just I feel
like it also looks a little different than people are

(13:04):
used to when it's on a man's body, So I
think people go, oh, wait, that looks different but still fitting.
I had had a homie from high school who would
just he would like trying to act like he has style,
and he would just dig through his mom's all clothes
and like we're like like one of her sweaters, and
like a lot of women would be like, oh, I
like that jacket. He's like yeah, yeah yeah, And I'm like,
yeo's his mom's Like That's why I would love to

(13:26):
wear that. I like it because I imagine it on me.
He's also now to this day, claims he's like a
fashion designer. I won't put his name out there, but damn,
you just described his career and said that it's just
something he claims. So yeah, he he'll liar, he'll liar.

(13:48):
We have people in our lives like that. I've known
him so long, but you know, we all got someone
that claims they're mayor of Detroit or something. Uh, all right,
I want to give you the opportunity, and he overrated
or underrated, that you gonna get out there before we
move on because you've been I think Soldier Boys underrated.
And I know that that's a crazy thing to say.

(14:10):
It escapes my mouth. I'm just like, that might have
been a stake, But no, I think he's underrated. I
think what he did for music between two thousand seven
and two thousand and ten alone is enough for him
to still be. Like in the conversation when we talk
about rappers that changed music and so what to you specifically,
what did he change? First of all, I think he
added a weird sense of humor to rap that is
not was not there before. Like I think all of

(14:31):
the SoundCloud rappers that exist nowadays not exist without Soldier Boy.
I think that like the weird corny sensibilities you had
with like crank that and speakers going hammer like those
are everywhere now and it feels like it's just normal
and we don't acknowledge where it came from, and everyone
else gets credit for it. But Soldier Boy, like people
make fun of him now because the ship he's doing
now is not as good, if it's even like worth

(14:52):
talking about, and he's getting into fights with like bow
Wow and stuff. But I just think, I don't know,
I've been listening to his music a lot lately, and
every time I hear one of his old songs just
kind of like, yeah, this he opened a fun era. Yeah,
he opened a door and he just had so much
fun releasing ship that was not intentionally not good, like
that song Hey you there, it's just nuts, but it's

(15:16):
so funny, And I don't know, I feel like nowadays,
I mean, there was a period where everyone had like
skits on their album, but he was just kind of like,
I'm not doing skits. This is just a full on song.
It might even be a single, who knows, right, So
I think Soldier Boy doesn't enough credit. I mean, yeah,
I mean Hurricane Chris he has to thank Soldier Boy
for everything he has for all yes, so much. Yeah,

(15:37):
I mean there would be no Hurricane Chris without Soldier boys,
so alright, And finally, we like to ask our guests,
what is a myth? What's something people think it's true
that you know to be false. I think people believe
that the Rotten Tomatoes rating system is about like that
percentage is about how good a movie is. It's not.
It's about how many people just liked it. Like on
any sense, if someone liked it and they say it's

(15:59):
a six out of ten, that's a plus for them.
Like a hundred percent of people surveyed said that they
liked it, Okay, that's a hundred percent. But if like
a hundred people said this movie is a ten out
of ten and one person is like, I don't like it,
and that's a ninety nine, that's how Rotten Tomatoes works.
I am convinced that they are paid by certain studios
around certain movies too. On the in between stuff give

(16:22):
it thumbs up because like it's very subjective, like what
they choose, like a two and a half star movie
or a three star movie, depending on what like paragraph
or sentence they choose to isolate, can be a rotten
or a right. And I'm not sure if like the
people who submit the reviews get to choose if it's
rotten or not. But I would believe that although there
are some Warner Bros. Movies that have shitty reviews, which

(16:44):
is weird because Warner Brothers owns Rotten Tomatoes, I didn't
even know that. I think that's only like it's been
like two years now, and everyone was freaking out in
the first happen because they were like, all the reviews
are gonna get skewed, and then like all the Batman
movies came out and okay, that's why. Remember with the
Justice League ship, they were they were like going to
reveal the Rotten Tomatoes score because they like they knew

(17:05):
they were going to sit on it to not just
like discarage people from seeing it because they're like a countdown.
They're like, and it's an l bad for us. Do
you funk with Metacritic? I don't because I feel like
every critic has their own different sense of what a
scale is and I'm not interested in like knowing what

(17:26):
an eighty three movie is. Like, I'm just like, will
I like the movie or not? And then within that scale,
I'll figure out how much I like it or don't.
So do you have like critics that you sort of
keep an eye on or how do you how do
you determine whether you're interested in the movie. I generally
use rotten Tomatoes because I feel like even one of
movies like a sixty percent, I'll go see it and
then be like, oh, I really liked this movie, and
I get why some people wouldn't. Or it's like a

(17:48):
movie like Hereditary gets because everyone generally agrees like this
is a good horror movie, but I don't know how
I feel about it critically, And then I'm like, well, great,
I'll make my own decision. I loved it, and I'm
going to see it again. I'm terrified of that movie.
I've been talking to Miles about this, I know, in
a weird way, like a kid who's really scared of
it but fascinated boy. Like, I think it's like super

(18:11):
fucked up but very good, And I honestly think that
it's the kind of movie that everyone who is like
scared of it should go see. Right, Yeah, so did
you take your young children? Yeah? Take your kids, take
your dog. Yeah. I don't know. It's getting a D
plus on like the exit polling, which makes me like
it even more because it's like it's kind of got

(18:32):
that shining vibe where it like, does something evil maybe
a little too far, you walk away with like a
virus of whatever thought the person had while making. People
were leaving during my screen which I didn't but yeah,
why because it was too too scary or they're like
or problematic to them, They're like I can't get behind this.
I think a little bit of both, Like I don't
know how to describe it. There's some sequences that are like,

(18:52):
it's not scary, but it's surprising and disturbing, and that's when, like,
I think the most people are just like, not like
sign up for this. I want to see people's head
pop off or something that psychological. I mean, Tony Collette's
face that they've shown in the promotional pictures is enough
for me be like, yo, I'm already freaked out by this. Still, Yes,
I avoided a girl who is so scary. All of

(19:13):
it is so fucking freaky, and like I avoided all
of the trailers and everything cause I was like, I'm
just gonna go see it. Everyone says it's great, and
then seeing her face when she's screaming was horrifying, like
more than almost anything else in the movie just Tony
Collett's emotions. I'm just still stuck with amazing. She's great. Alright, movies,
let's get into the stories of the day. The story
everybody's talking about Dominoes is fixing potholes. You guys, we

(19:36):
have to bow to our new supreme pizza leader Domino's.
Let him take over everything. Yeah, I agree, superducer An
hosny A and I came out pro domino Thing crust today.
I said it's my favorite work of fast food artistry.
And Miles acted like I had just uh stripped naked
and you know now, even when you stripped naked in

(19:56):
the office, I was like, I'm like, where do you
think that should disgusting? Or do you hate that? He
said it was that good? No, no, no. Personally, when
it comes to Domino's, I'm not looking at the thin
CROs pizza. I'm looking at that regular pizza because they
revamped it with the herbs on the crust. I funk
with it heavy. And I used to work at a
Laser tag plays doing kid's birthdays all the time where

(20:19):
we only order for Dominoes, and I used to have
to eat a lot of leftover thin CROs pizza and
I did not like it. It just felt like, I
don't know, just like a cracker with pizza toppings on it.
That doesn't feel like I'm more about their public works, right,
You've always I'm really about their civil conservation Core efforts
that they've been doing along with the Conservation Core of
Los Angeles County. But yes, this new thing is just

(20:42):
kind of hilarious to me because the way they're marketing
this whole fixing the potholes thing is they put a
camera like in a box to be like, look, how
funked up your pizzas? Get with these pottles, and like,
I think they were off roading because this ship was
flying everywhere. But again, when you look inside, I mean,
I'm sure you've had a pizza get delivered and it
is like a little backey or something. But yeah, But

(21:02):
so their whole thing is all right, we're fixing the potholes,
and apparently right now they're fixing it's not everywhere but
a few cities, including Burbank, California. They fixed five potholes Bartonville, Texas,
eight potholes fixed, forty holes fixed in Milford, Delaware, and
another one fifty potholes filled in Athens, Georgia, So they're
doing their thing. This is actually I feel like the

(21:23):
beginning of what they described in Demolition Man with the
franchise Wars, when Taco Bell became the supreme winner of
all the franchise wars. I feel like this is how
this kind of ship starts. We're going to get a
president sponsored by like sucking the Chalopa moots or something.
We're nearly there, I mean, based on the ship that
went down at that summit, I feel like we're very close.
I mean Trump is basically sponsored by McDonald and dust

(21:45):
on his yeah yes, which everything signed. Yeah, it's the
whole governing by PR stunt thing that is like, I
love it. Great gesture and forty holes fixed in Milford,
Dela were seems like they're going above and beyond what
would be required, you know, like fixing a couple in
a big city would seem to be what you would

(22:06):
do if you were just in it for the PR pop.
So that that's a lot of potholes, But at the
same time it seems like the sort of thing that
everybody will lose interest in within a week and just
go back to a commentary on how terribly ran these
municipal governments are. You're like Dominoes, like I'm sorry, We're
going to just fix it. And then they're being caddy too,

(22:28):
because when once they patch the pothole, they're putting a
like a stencil on with the Domino's logans like yeah,
we did it, Yeah we did that. That the fact
like this being a sign of how the government has
failed is maybe the worst thing about this to me.
But overall, I just keep trying to I look at
it and go like capitalism is fucking whack, but this
is maybe a good thing. And I'm just kind of

(22:49):
like I I hope that this turns into a successful
thing and other companies try to venture like I want
to see like Habitat for Humanity sponsored by Wendy's just
housing a bunch of Yeah it's the local Little League
park being sponsored by the you know, real estate firm, right,
the local dentist or but do it like into real
public works, you know what I mean, like going nationwide

(23:11):
with it. That's kind of an interesting potholes. Yeah, we're
causing like we're going to fix the housing problems in
certain cities. But then I also want the government to
turn around and be like, Okay, this is embarrassing for
us now, so we have to anything. They'll just beat
They'll slash the budgets even more. They're like dominant for
this year, like we're doing ten more military parades. We're
not changing your taxes. Do you funk with Domino's pizza?

(23:32):
I do funk with Domino's pizza. I was actually gonna say,
I might agree with the mom with thin crusty. It's good.
They're right, And look that's fine. I don't need this
isn't matter what y'all think. I live my truth wildly outnumbers,
not about numbers. My mom told me just have your
own judgment, and that's what you will win with. Mom
told you to have your own judgment. Sure, here I am,

(23:54):
and I got all my friends of smoke weed. So
tell me where that power dynamics at. All right, we're
gonna take Yeah, that's true. All right, We're gonna take
a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back.
And the news people are actually talking about besides the

(24:18):
Dominoes thing, Pete Davidson and Ariana ground that is that
is surprisingly like huge on people are searching the funk
out of that. But the Singapore Summit, that that little
old thing. There's just so many details in this. Uh.
First of all, I just need to ask the mainstream media.

(24:40):
I've seen this on NPR, New York Times, Uh, lots
of different places, CNN where they're doing the Well, we
looked at their body language and brought in a body
language expert. There are nobody like you can't get a
PhD in body language. Those people are fucking like kan
men who convinced you to put them on the air
language experts. This the guy who at night put on

(25:01):
like feather caps and just go pick up women in bars. Um.
But there are some amazing details from this meeting. Actually
one person who would be expert on body language, Kylie Minog. Yeah,
her album Body Language. Okay, never mind, but I hope no,
we're keeping that. We're keeping that. No, keep that. I'm saying,

(25:22):
I'm not ashamed. That's gonna work for a lot of people.
A lot of people are gonna be like, no, not
in the room at all. I was gonna say that,
or body Party by Siera anyway, I thought you were
gonna say Sierra, and then I've got body Party and
I was body language. Kylie, I'm glad that you had
to back up ready to go. Look at that. I'd
take L's very comfortably on this show. So the first
most amazing thing, I mean that, let's just cover the
overall coverage. L A. Times is the only mainstream media

(25:45):
outlet that is like not normalizing this, Like are not
just using a Trump quote as the headline, because I
guess up top, they met, right, and they came out
and and yesterday I was saying, what some pregnant signed
something and there they'll call it a win. He did
not put him in headlock. He did not like not
nothing just disastrous happened. No. Yeah, so they came out
and they were like, yeah, look we say hands blah

(26:07):
blah blah, and I've just acted like this human rights
violator is a cool guy. But yeah, the every sort
of headline was just like this spinny version of it
and not like of an objective reporting of it. So yeah,
like I was pointing out this morning the New York Times,
Trump and Kim see new chapter for Nations after summit
Washington Post Trump Kim Summit, Trump says we have developed

(26:28):
a very special bond at end of historic meeting Wall
Street Journal, Trump Kim begin new phase of diplomacy l
a times. Trump and Kim agree to more talks, but
failed to produce nuclear disarmament plan. Like that's what the
funk happened? Like, so everybody, who, oh my god, look
what he did. Look this is the whole thing. I mean, yes,

(26:48):
this is sure he met with Kim Jong un like
no president has had because they chose not to because
doing that validates his uh sort of existence as a
leader and gives him that normalizes him as a leader,
which is not something we're trying to do. A lot
of presidents knew that was the thing that they wanted
North Korea, and we gave that to him. But other

(27:08):
than that, not really much happened aside from the US
giving a lot away. This feels like the global version
of when people like nazis online will just like, oh,
if you stick by your ideals, then debate me on them.
It's like, yeah, but if we debate, then I'm accepting
that it's something that you might have a reason to believe.
And it's like, no, fucking get rid of your nukes.
You're putting it on equal footing right essentially, And that's

(27:30):
the that was the whole that's what they wanted, and
like even the build up to it, they were very
adamant about everything being equal to the number of flags,
to the number of uh like sort of support staff
that would be in the meeting and everything like that.
Everything was meant to look like they were on equal footing,
that North Korea is on equal footing with the United States. Weirdly,
the only other media outlet that I'm seeing the kind

(27:51):
of overtly skeptical in their headlines is the Drudge Report,
which they just seemed to be kind of sounding that
like Trump surprises pledged to end military exercises in South Korea,
but de nuclearization details scant, Like those are the top
two stories. You know, it seems like maybe on the
conservative side, other than Fox News, which there's a great

(28:12):
video that compares how that how Fox News talked about
Obama just saying he might meet with Kim and this
meeting and it's amazing, But this is a sign that
maybe some on the conservative side aren't like totally on board. Well,
Ben Shapiro was even bitching about like him meeting with
Kim because they're like, why is he doing this? Because
you know, some people agree that like this, this is

(28:33):
not a friend of the United States, is not what
your treat as your homeboy. And what's funny to remember,
people are showing how when Obama went to Cuba because
someone like, well he went to Cuba and blah blah blah.
I remember when Castro tried to like lift his arm
up and Obama was just like, who was just trying
to like did the most limp arm thing. Meanwhile, and
then you juxtapose that would Trump like hugging him being

(28:55):
like this guy so talented, like what he has of
saying like wow, people really love him. He must be
doing something right. It's just like, I is that based
off what he told you his staff that was there
and like we love supreme pizza. He truly does like
report the last thing that anyone told him as like, well,
I guess that's the fact. And that's what is so

(29:16):
dangerous about like starting conversations. You you would think that
this is like it's got to be a good thing
that they're not threatening each other, but putting anyone in
a room with Trump, it's just he takes whatever they're
saying is fact. Yeah, what when do you think about
it though part of me, you know, I think before
we were like, well, nothing's gonna happen, what if Trump's predictable?

(29:36):
But there were so many moments where you could tell
that Trump being just not a smart leader was like
was kind of confusing to Kim Jong un. Like there's
a moment where they were like setting up for a lunch.
He's like, yeah, take a picture of us and make
us look real thin and handsome or whatever, and then
the camera pans over to Kim Jong un and he's like,
what the fun is about? I am think right? And

(29:57):
then in the meeting we find out that Trump played
Kim Jong un on an iPad a four minute video
of like a fake trailer to a fake movie that
was basically like a weird trailer to like capitalism slash
World Peace. But it's almost like how a Fortune five

(30:18):
company in the early two thousands would have like introduced
a new insurance plan or something like. It's just like
this like really whack, like poorly put together conglaboration of
fucking stock footage. And well, here we'll play some place
some audio and then I will describe some of the
imagery and just consider the fact that this is the

(30:39):
beginning of a video that Donald Trump is showing to
fucking Kim Jong un as they talk about possible denuclearization.
Clear that didn't happen. But this is how weird using
Diplomacy is always evolving, and there comes a time when
only a few are called upon to make a difference image.

(31:00):
The question is what difference will the few make? The
past doesn't have to be the future. Out of the
darkness can calm the light and the light of hope
can burn. Right what there can only be two results,
one of moving back Jesus Christ. This is insane. This

(31:29):
is legitim This is something you would play if or
one of their dictator was a child, like a literal
four year old who needed to be explained, or if
you're a dictator was a child assumed that everybody else
was at his same I wonder if people made this
for Trump to be like here's the briefing. He was
just kind of like look here right, Like that's how
they got Trump to figure out how he has to

(31:51):
go into this pictures production. That's they open guys with
a like car a card like it's a movie opening,
and it says a Destiny Pictures production. It ends with
from Destiny pictures featuring President Donald Trump and Chairman Kim

(32:12):
Jong Un, and the quote from Donald Trump is something
about like how I see great possibilities and very presidential,
and uh, Kim Jong UN's line is we will no
longer have to tighten our belts, which suggest like that's
not something you would put in there if this was
made for Kim Jong Un. So I think your theory
might actually be accurate that they made this as a

(32:34):
way of getting him like fucking psyched up for the meetings,
and he was just like, yo, look out tight. I
love just imagining that there's like a high school or
with after effects, who's just Sony Vegas Window, like an
old version, who's like who just got hired out of
high school just to do this to explain there was

(32:55):
a fucking star wipe. But like the editing already, I mean,
I mean, you know, from working in production, I couldn't
handle how like Bush League the editing was to And
it's just it looks like something like even a North
Korean video editor will be like, fam, you can come
harder than this. You're doing cross dissults. Just a description

(33:15):
of the imagery that isn't Kim Jong un and Trump
are a herd of wild horses galloping across like water
speedboats racing each other. Well, when the word prosperity is mentioned,
it that's the thing, is like prosperity and there's no
there's no way Kim jong n is like interested in speed. Right. Well,

(33:38):
they do throw him a bone because at one point
they say something positive and they show a slam dunk,
but literally like a dude dunking in the worst stock
footage fake basketball uniform you've ever seen. It's like this
like purple thing. I think it's a Kroger or something.
It's like a video of Dennis Robmin's. That's what we said.

(33:58):
You couldn't just pull of the flu game or the shop.
You think the NBA would be like, we gotta ask
you to take this down, my god, like I bet
they would. Honestly, we don't want to be aldiece. We
got dealing with this ship. I don't we don't want
to get involved. Maybe baseball now they would tell them
to take it down. But but there's also a message
in there. So you you heard him say, like there's

(34:20):
two different directions you can take it, and they it's
basically part of it is a trailer for capitalism where
you see like time lapse footage of buildings being built
and like cars, huge complexes on the beach, like this
is what we're gonna do for you, Kim Jung, And
then like in the middle, it's like or we can
go backwards, and then they just like show a bunch
of missiles being launched and like the fucking film melting,

(34:42):
like that effect from movies about nuclear apocalypse. So it's
basically like hey, you know, we want to be your
friend or we'll kill you, like basically like an ap
history class project. Yes, it really has that vibe like
that this is something that like I could have seen
be made like back when I was in school, which
was a long time ago. So guys, there's a quote

(35:05):
when they're at Trump, like they asked him, he's like,
I think he loved it. That's what he said about
the He said the optimistic outcome could quote very well
be the future. And then when they asked if he
was worried that North Greens could use it as propaganda
as they often do, goes, no, not at all. We
can use that for other countries. Just dust it off
and put in someone else's face, and this is our

(35:25):
new diplomacy. Show him the pump up video for capitalism.
So I do just want to highlight something Miles that
you mentioned, because I think this meeting had both my
favorite moment of just Trump being Trump fuccory and also
just a perfect explication of like what is horrifying about
the idea of this meeting. So first of all you

(35:46):
talked about there at this photo op, they're about to
sit down and Trump turns the camera and says, are
you taking good pictures? Make us look handsome and skinny?
And it's just like such a great passive aggressive That's
where he's great. He's great at being like a caddy
bitch who likes to gossip about people, because there's a

(36:07):
great footage of him saying that, and then like the office,
like pan over to Kim Jong un and he's just
like blinking, like the fun did you just say about me?
He's like, in my country, I would have you hit
with anti air artillery point blank, just like next time
I have this meeting, just come right, come check out
this missile launch. Yeah. Just acknowledging that he, like Trump,

(36:29):
is a fat guy is just a brilliant bit of
like I'm sure spur of the moment, like diploma, nobody
has ever told that that is the moment where he's like, no,
I'm keeping these nukes right yeah? Or if I fucked
him up too, because also I'm sure he's he probably
expects to me, to president, he would be like, hey, okay,
what's okay, what's good? Motherfucker, Let's sit down figure this out.

(36:49):
You know, he's like, oh, hey, Hi, what's up. What's cool?
I'm Donald? Hi, you can cool. You have a cool
suit on, I love your hair. You're very talented. And
he's like, what did I do right? Like that's also
want to know was there a talent aspect to this
thing for him to be like, he's very talented, very talented.
He did a Ken Dama demonstration. Why people on one
language he seems to know another one. That's pretty impressive.

(37:12):
I don't know what it was. I think it might
have been some Game of Throne stuff. But the scariest quota,
like the one that is just like the most pathetic,
was in the aftermath in his Trump's interview with George Stephanopolis.
I think we have a queued up. He trusts me.
I believe I really do. I mean, he said openly,
and he said it to a couple of reporters that
were with him, that he knows that no other president

(37:35):
ever could have done this. I mean no other pres
He knows the presidents, he knows who we had in
front of me. He said, no other president could have
done this. I think he trusts me, and I trust it.
Bring it back to Obama, but could have done what?
Because you didn't succeed. So it kind of sounds like
you're saying, like you know, other presidents they would have
this would have been done. Yeah. Well no, that's that's
a horrible mischaracterization of how this works. It's not that

(37:59):
no one couldn't have done it. They refused to do
it because they were like, no, you will not have
a seat with the sitting president the United States until
you've actually made gestures. Yeah, that we can tell you
were serious about this, because this is the same ship
and a lot of critics are saying even this four
point deal they signed or this whatever this agreement or
declaration is, the language is even weaker than past similar

(38:23):
agreements that we've engaged in with North Koreaan that, like
so with with past administration, what does the declaration even entail.
It's just so vague. It's like we have security assurances
and they're committed to the denuclearization of the pen. It's
like there's nothing. There's nothing about c v I D,
which is like the real thing that everyone's talking about,
complete verifiable, irreversible denuclearization. That is like one thing. Everyone's like, yo,

(38:44):
until you have that, you don't have ship. The only
reference to de nuclearization that is concrete is referencing back
to the South Korean agreement that they already made. So
it's like, yeah, we already made our concession, and Trump
gave him the concrete we will no longer do the
military ex military size, and who knows if we even
follow through on that because that I mean, those are
coming up soon because South Korea immediately like they were like,

(39:07):
we're going to need a second to figure out what
the fund this dude just said, like in regards to
the halting of military exercise. But that quote, that part
where he describes how Kim said he's the only president
who could have done it, It's like the one sort
of worst case scenario was Kim was having this meeting
because he heard from the Chinese dictator that if you

(39:30):
just tell this guy whatever he wants to hear, he'll
be eating out of your hand. And like, that's exactly
what that sort of exchange, that description seems to imply
like I almost should be viewed skeptically because it's being
said by a mass murderer who is trying to get
something from you. But he was just like we he
likes me. He likes me more than Obama. What about

(39:50):
other human rights stuff? Trump? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean,
we'll talk about that, right. I didn't say it was nice.
I fully believe there's just a group text of like
the world's dictators just like you could fucking anything. It's like, goddamn,
they're probably Kim just fucking really went there. They're like, okay,
all right, Kim, I see you. Aside is next? Who knows?
I mean the thing which is also just so interesting.

(40:13):
I almost believe that maybe Trump made that up because
he was speaking Korean and he was like, what do
he said? He said that I was the only president
I could do this, and they're like, yeah, maybe, yeah,
that's what I thought he said. So that's what he
said to the other people who speak another language that
will take very long for you to figure out if
that's what they actually said, because I just saw it
was going. Well, it's like, I don't think any other
president can do this, right, and Kim just maybe not.

(40:34):
And he's like, yeah, that's good, that's a good asshole whatever. Right.
It also just at the beginning of that quote to
where he's just like he liked me, I think it
just seems so need yeah, so and so weirdly not honest,
but just like, of all the things to say in
this interview when he clearly just wants to get to
Obama couldn't do this for him to be like, I

(40:54):
think it went well, it's so strange of I don't know,
his brain is broken. Yeah, it would seem to be, well,
I mean the cool Kim Jong Uin, I mean, just
look at the Iran deal and then let me know
if you're still comfortable making deals with this country. Because
it's funny too. For all that ship he was talking
about the Iran deal, this dude comes with the weakest
fucking language possible for this this agreement and isn't really

(41:18):
even pushing pressing the fact after it, you know about
like you no, like we got to really make sure
it's like, well, you know, this is the first this
is a start, and that's why some people were speculating
that that's why it the trip was cut short of like, oh,
we're not even needing another few days or whatever, is
because secretly they weren't able to actually get the kinds
of concessions they really wanted and we're like, well, fine,
let's cut it short. We'll just call this and meet

(41:39):
and greet for now and then we can come back
to the negotiating table. Because it wasn't like anything that's
an actual win, including when he said, oh, well they
destroyed that test site and blah blah blah. Kim Jong
un has made that clear that he did that on
his own because he was demonstrating to the world that
he's a reasonable nuclear superpower now or whatever. It wasn't
because of pressure. He was like, no, I'm doing it

(41:59):
because you know, I'm not. I'm not trying to scare everybody. Yeah.
So yeah, man, the comparison between this and the Iran
deal is pretty crazy. But yeah, where's the verification here
in this one? My guy? Yeah, because they haven't even
given justification for doing either. It's just optics. You know,
and great, everybody can go rah rah rah and their

(42:20):
maga hats and act like you know this dude just
four d chest him. But I mean, there was nothing
in here that suggests that anyone is going to do
what they say they are going to do, with the
United States included. And Trump has proven many times if
someone says that they didn't do something bad, he just
goes I believe him, like all of the Putin ship.
He just came out of every meetings going. He says
he didn't do it, and I believe him. And we're like,

(42:42):
you have multiple agencies telling you that there's proof that
this happened. He asked him, he didn't do it. It's
like he killed his uncle with an artillery cannon point blank.
He said he didn't do it. He said he didn't
do it. He said, to be very messy and it wasted. Maama,
show me the video, show me the car. Fact Like,
for people who don't know what artillery cannon like, that's
a air anti aircraft gun, anti aircraft gun that will

(43:03):
disintegrate your body like that there even a word for
what would happened to you. I don't know. It's so
fucking violent. Yes, but On the other hand, we do
think that Trump might have picked up a new idea
for what to do with his poop because Kim jong
un brought his own sort of porta Potti like high

(43:24):
end porta Potti thing that contains his poop so that
no intelligence agencies could get to his ships. Can we
talk about it too much on the show? Now, we've
talked about daily after the Daily Bow movement. Yeah, the
daily Well that's what your hands will call you, the
daily say geist. Anyway, Yeah, it's what's funny is do

(43:48):
Kim Jong was. There are reports even leading up to
this that he was afraid someone was going to try
and assassinate him when he was there. So to say
the least, a man who has only left the country
like three times in staking power might be little paranoid
because they were apparently like decoy planes that were like
being dispatched to like confuse people. He brought his own
unpoisoned food and yeah, and the toilet was just the

(44:11):
other part of his comfort package. Yeah. I mean he
traveled to his ally China in a bulletproof train, so
like this dude literally with his own safety. Uh. But yeah,
so that that is a thing that they were really
worried about was containing his bow movements. And you think
it seems paranoid. And then you learned that Stalin's secret

(44:34):
police actually stole other world leaders poop and sent them
to a secret lab to construct psychological profiles on them,
and you know, now it's starting to sound pretty smart.
And according to an x c I, a person who
superproducer Nick Stump heard interviews with, Yeah, this is this
is something that US intelligence operations do all the time too,

(44:57):
because you know, everything is revealed and p people's ship
that medications, illnesses, pathogens, it's all right there. How has
that not been like an entire episode of someone stealing
their ship and having to get it back just with
like just like one time, use chopsticks and like a
doggy bag, I'm gonna chop it up. Uh. Anyways, that's
the best story from this from this summit. But the

(45:19):
other thing to us to know that beyond this this
is like normal because he has like a shifting car
to it that he uses in North Korea, like with
a toilet built into it. Yeah, Because I mean it's
funny because in the quote where they talk about that,
the person the spokesperson references his regular morning ships that
he takes. He's like, if he doesn't take a ship
in the morning like normal, then he will have to

(45:41):
travel in like an extra secure like car. But it's
just funny that he both knows about his shifting routine
like throughout the day and also assumes knowledge on behalf
of people on it, like if he doesn't take the
mornings ship, that's like me, wow, actually talked to him,
like we got a lot in common, bro. It's so

(46:01):
funny that every time I hear Trump doing something crazy,
there's no justification for it that works with me. But
then you give me like, oh, so Kim jong un
ships like it has a special toilet carries around him
Like that's sucking whack. Ten minutes later, now that makes sense. Yeah,
because they're saying like even Mao had Donald had his
ships stolen by stolen So I guess like when you're

(46:23):
in that world of like still thinking like how the
Soviets moving ship like that, really you're always seeing like yo,
gotta gotta keep these ships under lock and key. Yeah,
they found Trump ship. They got a piss tape. He's like, no,
I don't need that happen to me. Right. I mean,
I think one last thing that I just do want
to bring up is, you know, we talked a lot
of shit about Dennis Rodman being there. Uh, you know,
and what was the most wild thing I had ever

(46:45):
heard was people like James Clapper uh, and other people
in the intelligence community like admit on the area, be like,
you know, a Dennis Roden and maybe a good bridge
to Kim Jong and being like, yeah, he might, he
might have something going here. Uh. And you know a
lot of people were laughing at him. Not to say
that he even really contributed to this specific summit, but
he definitely was there in his Maga hat and pop

(47:06):
corn T shirt. And one of the more bizarre fucking
moments I think I've seen on TV, like weeping about
how happy he was about this on CNN. Just I've
listened to this awesomeness. I guess everybody. I said, the
door will open, and it was amazing. It's somebody, it's amazing.
It's it's a basic. It's it's no, it's no, it's amazing.

(47:27):
It's it's it's amazing. It's amazing. When I said those things.
When I said those I went back home, I got
so many built thrists. I got sobery dulthriasts when I
was sitting up protecting everything and I believe the dark career.
And when I went home, I couldn't go home. I

(47:47):
could we go home to hide out for thirty days? Okay,
well priest to hide out, I had no I couldn't
go home. That was, but I couldn't go home. You look,
Dennis Rodman, you you aren't the guy you think you are,
But you do have the honor of knowing both of

(48:10):
these people in the distinct honor of James Clapper did
like he was like, yeah, I mean, he is one
of the only bridges that we had prior to Trump
meeting with him to Kim Jongoon, And you pointed out
that it almost felt like James Clapper, who at the
time of that meeting was the head of the CIA director,

(48:31):
like that he was trying to maybe develop him as
an asset or something. Well, that was it? That was it?
Like this him saying that does give credence to this
idea that he was maybe a CIA asset or had
been approached by the CIA prior to going to North
Korea with the Rottom globe trotters, or that that was
maybe part of a whole other thing to be like, look, bro,
he fox with the bulls and and you're the weirdest

(48:54):
one we could get. Jordan is not down Um Bill
Wentnington did not want to go oh the cee. I
definitely has approached Michael Jordan about going to meet him,
for sure, but Michael Jordan such an asshole that they're
probably like, actually, no, Michael Jordan probably would probably have
fucked the meeting up worse than Donald Trump. Too competitive.
He would be like, who the funk are you to

(49:14):
funk out my seat? Like cigars, like my big gass
hoopier ring um shoes gap, Yeah, what are those? Literally?
What are those? My man? Because they're not fucking Jordan's
How long do you guys think it'll be until a
rapper briggs about having a ship car And who do
you think it will be? I bet young Doug did
that two years ago, or anybody? Oh so Clapper he

(49:38):
was the d n ire to national teller. I had
to I had to fact check myself. All Right, we're
gonna take another quick break and then we'll finally get
to the story everyone's really talking about, and we're back

(50:01):
and just a quick preview of the Jimmy Kimmel versus
Ted Cruise basketball game. We spoke last week on The
Daily Zy Guys this very show about the fact that
Ted Cruz referred to a basketball hoop as the basketball
ring um while visiting Indiana and uh so presumably has

(50:24):
never picked up a basketball. Not true. They say that
he played varsity hoops in high schoolool, so who knows
what that means though, that's when literally the only player
they did was a three man weave. He means like
pushing hoops with a stick. Yeah, that game. I was
so funny. I was just talking this weekend and my
friends about that. What the funk was that game? Just

(50:44):
throw a wooden hoop down the street and just prodded
with a stick around. This is a time where there
are ten objects in the world. You do what you can. Yeah, right, exactly. Anyway,
I digress back to this story. Yeah, we'll see what happens.
So it all started because after game seven Kimmel said
some sh about Ted Cruiz looking like a blob fish,
which he kind of does. Uh, and then Cruise is like,

(51:05):
all right, we'll bring your punk ass to the court
and get rolled. The funk up, we're gonna play one
on one basketball, and so this Saturday at the University
of Texas Southern University, they are going to be playing
one on one uh in, which should be the most
low energy, uninteresting game between two to Caucasian man just

(51:26):
bawling out of control. They don't like kicks and draft
their own teammates, right, No, it's sure as as they
put it, baller verse blobfish. So we'll see what happens.
But I don't Kimmel. I don't think they just I
think Kim was probably gonna get his ask kicked if
Cruise played varsity who I would love to see that
and like watch Kim, Ted Cruise is a nasty drop step.

(51:46):
I don't want to see proof that Ted Cruise is
good in anything. I don't either. I don't either, But
I would also laugh so hard if like Ted Cruise
actually he was on some like Uncle Drew ship hit
fucking Kimmel with like a nice jab step, have fallen back,
fade away, like if they just have like Steve Nash
and Ted Cruise makeup. It's such a fake fucking scamp.

(52:08):
I love it. I have to see this because it's
probably gonna be one of those things that anyone who's
ever even played half a minute of any sport will
instantly be like, I'm better than these assholes. Get me
in here. I'm definitely using this matchup of all time.
I feel good about myself. He definitely throws like granny style, right.
I don't know as he like has a step back jumper,
but it's granny style. He's just gonna like pull fouls.

(52:31):
He's just great. I'm granny shot. You'll imagine if he
does the two handed dribbling both hands. Oh wow. I
honestly you know, there are gonna be so many gifts
to come out of here. That'll be how I see it.
That's really what this is for. They're giving meme fuel
to the internet. Sure, um, and we have to move
on to I'm sorry, the relationship everybody's talking about and

(52:53):
Pete Davidson, that one are engaged. We just found out
they were dating, and we're are incredulous, still incredulous, and
suddenly now they're engaged again. Matching tattoos, That's that's where
you know, you never get the tattoo. Yeah, I don't
know anybody who is younger got the tattoo and they're

(53:15):
still together. Yeah, it's worrisome. But at the same time,
I want so much to just be like, uh, you know,
maybe they'll work it out, and just try to be
happy for them. But just so many things about this
just point to it not being a wise idea. I mean,
they're both in or like, you know, Pete Davidson's new
out of recovery and Ariana Grande both just broke up

(53:38):
with people. Yeah, it's got that, Miles. You were saying,
it has that like your friends who just got out
of rehab exactly. It's like they're already they already fell
in love with somebody to rehab and they're like, oh,
and you want to feel good because you're like, well
you're happy, yeah, and you're conjecting all that good and
healthy ship onto another human being. Yeah. I mean, aside

(53:59):
from all that, when I heard about the tattoos, that's
when I was like, nope, I was willing to just
be like, fine, you've only known each other twenty four
days and you're engaged. Fine, it's gonna be like Johnny
Tapp with this one forever. Tattoos gonna change it, right,
I mean, I guess Jen Aico is still a big
Sean and she has that fucking whole big Sean face tattoos.
She's a face tattoo, not not his face on her not.

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Oh and everyone's like, oh, you've better watch out, But no,
I age. I gotta be with someone like ten years
before I even think about getting their initials or something.
That seems just like so much. That's that's a lot. Uh.
On the other hand, to chat out to the men
of SNL who are suddenly dating like a list celebrities,

(54:41):
Pete Davidson's dating are on a grand engaged man engaged
to Aria on a grand day, and uh, Colin Jost
is dating Scarlett Joe Hanson. Look, Adam Sandler was not
out here like dating. I don't know who the equivalent is.

(55:08):
Uh yeah, well look, you know, looks aren't everything, guys.
They're both still like very handsome man. Yeah for sure.
For sure, Davison looks like him and Rommy Malick fell
off the same tree. Though those are both hot men.
They got that hot Edward scissor Hands look yeah, pale,
the kind of pale where it's like, yeah, they're white,
but they're not really white. Yeah, it's like trippy, You're

(55:29):
like oh that's not regularly, Like are you sickly or
just mysterious? And I was like, I want to figure
out what's down. Then you know, I'm dating, so I
can do that three and me. Uh. And finally, millennials
are staying at home to drink because going out quote
takes too much effort. Yeah it does. And this is

(55:52):
a study that came out by Mentel whatever they do,
but they were showing that, like I guess, of Americans,
they like drink at home, which makes sense. I mean
that that's that's not like that crazy. But the stats
that they're pointing to is from this study say that
almost three and of younger millennial drink at home because
they believe it takes too much effort to go out.

(56:14):
In comparison, only of baby boomers agree it takes too
much effort to drink away from the house because they
just drink it whole foods and do that kind of
weird ship. Now, is this like having friends over and drink. Yeah, yeah,
like they like it because it's less effort, it's more personal.
Some people say they can control their drinking at home more.
I mean, I don't know what that means. I think

(56:35):
you're probably more likely to drink less because you're broke
to a bar you don't know like how strong they're
going to make the drinks and ship like yeah, well
if you if you, but if you really play, if
you go, wow, you know what bars to get heavy hand.
But this continues a trend like millennials don't go to
grocery stores anymore. All of our food is delivered costco

(56:57):
is too stressful, So it makes sense that like you're
just in the diamond industry killing killing diamonds industry, propping
up big avocado. You know. I I do love this
trend of news stories where it's just you know, baby
rumors just reacting to millennials doing cost saving things because
the economy sucks and being like, look at this trend

(57:18):
invest so much in diamonds these days? Well yeah, or
also just blaming their own lack of ingenuity on like
the changing taste of a younger generation and not being
able to adapt. That's also cool too, Oh it's their fault,
not because I think that we need to do everything
in this set way, but I guess, you know, like
it gives a little bit of weight to the idea
of like a lot of these pop up bars and restaurants,

(57:39):
Like they're so wildly successful because like they give people
like a place to flex their social media. Like I guess,
especially like in l A, like you think about that
saved by the bell spot that they opened up the
Max or whatever and everyone, yeah, and everyone just wants
to go and be like, look, I'm at the Max
and like sadass actor Mr Belding is there, Dennis Haskins
And also isn't that his name? Yeah, Like one of

(58:00):
the main reasons people used to go to bars is
to like meet people, and you have dating apps to
do that for you, so like you just have like
more efficient ways to do the things that people did
at bars. But is it more I guess there's efficiency
in terms of like outcomes to meet a mate, But
what it happens is it takes away is people like
their skills to socialize in a healthy way. Because I

(58:21):
feel like, because I have friends to where a lot
of these apps have like sort of enabled them to
be even more awkward because like normally you'd be like, Yeo,
we gotta go out because it's the only place to go.
We're gonna drink at home and meet nobody, right, So
and then now it's like, well I got the app,
I got this blah blah blahy Like, come on, man,
it's like the fucking light hit our skin, the sun
kiss our bodies. Yeah right, windows, if you jump over

(58:45):
the tree, you'll go on fire. Damni. Has been a
pleasure having you, man, it's been a pleasure to be here.
Where can people find you? Follow you that you are
a must follow? So I am at Justin Bieber on Twitter? Alright,
you gotta see me electro Lemon and on Twitter, Instagram
or anything like that. Yeah, both both of those. Yes,

(59:07):
And also I do a podcast called punch Up the
Jam that you can subscribe to. Yeah, what do you
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about how fun up the lyrics are, and then we
rewrite the songs. What's the latest time we just I'm
trying to think what the last one we did is?
We did It Wasn't Me by Shaggy Huh, Summer Girls
coming out this week? How do punch up it Wasn't

(59:29):
Me to be less problematic? Well, we don't make a
less problematic. We just put it in different context and say,
all right, this scenario would not work if he was
like that when he killed somebody. Right. I mean she
even caught me on camera, right, it was I was
banging in the shower. Okay, those lyrics, they're crazy, insane.

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The American tie of the fake reggae world, the thing
that seems like it should have been a hundred years
ago that was actually only like twenty years ago. My
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just relax. Uh. This track is called Dat Bomb by
Cooking Soul. Uh. And it's just like a it sounds
like you would think it's like a Cisco thing, but
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Equily enjoy that. All right, we're gonna write out on that.
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