UFOs Not NOT Aliens? Avenger’s Campus Orientation 6.7.21

In episode 924, Jack and guest host Jamie Loftus are joined by comedian Yassir Lester to discuss the new covid variants coming, Facebook's ban on Trump, a US intel report on UFOs, the new Avengers campus at Disneyland, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. ‘Pfizer vaccine generates fewer antibodies against Delta variant’
2. Facebook suspends Trump for 2 years in response to Oversight Board ruling
3. US intel report on UFOs: No evidence of aliens, but. ...
4. Report does not confirm, or rule out, extraterrestrial activity in unexplained aerial events
5. Avengers Campus Review: Disneyland's Newest Addition Is A Marvel Fan's Dream Come True
6. LISTEN: U-Roy & Santigold - Man Next Door

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one eighty eight,
episode one of dailies Guys to production of I Heart Radio. Yeah.
This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
into America's share consciousness. It is Monday, June seventh, twenty
twenty one. My name is Jack O'Brien aka Truffle Butter
O'Brien gross, and I'm thrilled to be joined. I know

(00:26):
me too, but I just found out what it was.
I really liked that Nicki Minah song, did not. I
thought she was saying about truffle butter, the food product.
I'm thrilled to be joined by today's special guest co
host Jamie left Up, a k a. The official holder
and ruler of Hot Dog Summer. I don't have a

(00:48):
song today. I just have a proclamation. Hell yeah, how
are you pronouncing a hot dog? There? Did I? I
wasn't trying to add a flourish hot hot dog? I
might have I'm going back to New England soon. No, no,
because that's something that I've been noticing about people from Massachusetts,
as they have interesting pronunciations on O words. But I

(01:09):
didn't realize they're Okay, you're going right in with an attack.
Right at the beginning of the show, I may have
said something akin to hot Dog, which is which I
feel like I remember at the beginning of the pandemic,
I was saying like I was saying COVID wrong. I
was saying like COVID I was saying for a while, yeah,
I was saying, I was getting me email COVID cape cod.

(01:35):
I don't know. I don't know what I was doing.
It was a it was a dark time. Enough chit chat, Okay,
it's time to get down to it, because we are.
We have a very special guest today, a hilarious stand
up comedian who wrote on The Carmichael Show and Girls
and played Chris and Making History, Yasser and Black Monday,
yang Zy, and the new Fox animated show Duncanville with

(01:58):
Amy Poehler. I has heard about him on maybe my
favorite podcast of all time called Chelsea Peretti, where I
think he was one of the best guests that show
ever had. Please welcome the legendary yass or lest Us
podcast Legends podcast legend, and really let the people know. Yeah,

(02:22):
get ready to listen, because this guy's about the guest.
First and foremost, you are a legendary podcast guest. Yeah,
I think we can all agree. Yeah. Yeah. What's your
take on being introduced as a podcast guesting legend? Like
James Pressure though, it's like, you know, when like you're performing,

(02:46):
there's someone's about to bring you up on stage and
they go like, this person is so funny on Twitter,
You're like, that feels that feels bad bad, It feels backhanded. Yeah, fun.
And so to hear that, I, you know, make other
people's podcast better. I guess I don't know. I don't know.

(03:08):
I don't know how I feel about it. I will
say it's nice to be recognized. That feels good. It
is just you know, so thank you guys so much
for having me. And I wrote a poem called blue
Lives Matter, and I want to get into it right now. Okay, great,
thank god. Here's the thing. It's pro. It goes pro

(03:30):
blue list. Yeah. So that's look at that's some podcast
fire right there right out the gate content legendary content producer,
another cool thing to be known as. All right, we're
gonna get to know you a little bit better in
a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a few

(03:52):
of the things we're talking about apparently fiser the vaccine
that I got elicit's a weaker antibody response to the
delta variant. I don't know necessarily what that means, but
I'm just wondering if that's the thing we have to
be dealing with from now on, like finding out that
our brand of vaccine is broken when it comes to

(04:13):
some Greek alphabet version of the accit or of the coronavirus.
We're gonna talk about Trump's Facebook band. They gave it
an expiration date, and we're gonna talk about that UFO
Commission report, which will not confirm the existence of aliens.
But I don't know, I did anybody think they're gonna

(04:36):
be like, Yo, it's aliens. So we'll talk about that
why that's not surprising. We'll talk about why nobody knows
how to act now that the country is opening back up,
the Avengers campus opening in Disneyland, all of that plenty more.
But first, yes, or we like to ask our guests,
what is something from your search history that is revealing

(04:58):
about who you are? A god? Here's the thing, I like,
all of my searches are like pretty bogus, as is,
like I'm not I'm not. I feel like everyone else
does like a cool like oh I can't see because
it's like or like you know what I mean, like

(05:18):
like if I go into mine literally right now. My
last search is nineteen ninety six Ford Bronco XLT and
Lancaster because I used to have a Ford Bronco and
I wanted to get one again. And I remember I
was trying to see if this person had still had

(05:39):
their had they not sold their as yet? But that's
the last thing I searched for. I thought you were
looking for a Ford Bronco that you previously had had. Yeah, yeah,
you hit some drugs under that would have been cooler.
But like I mean, like all again, like all of
it is so boring, like the other one is the

(06:02):
difference between because there was some stupid meme and like
what the difference is really And how they make the
flavoring this is god just makes me sound like a loser.
How they make the crunch flavors differ in the chocolate
clare good humor bars versus the strawberry shortcake ones, Like
are they using like is it like a blank like

(06:23):
cookie thing and then they're dying it or is it
like actual different kinds of crumbles and I did. I
didn't get an answer, so we're over too. You didn't
find the four Broncos didn't know. I don't know the
four Bronco I found and it hasn't been sold yet.

(06:44):
But like the thing is, you can't reach out unless
you're like serious about it, you know what I'm saying.
And it's like, do I really because I have a car,
and like, you know, like I just so there's there's
more to the equation than just me, just like in
the Google verse if you will, Google Shared Universe, and like,
I wonder what that car looks like? Yeah, yeah, but

(07:08):
like I'm not gonna lie guys, it's a steel But
it's like, can I you know, can I can I
afford it? Is it? Dumb? Ford Broncos are I don't know,
I don't have the driver's license. They're big, right, Yeah,
they're big? So yeah, that's what I'm saying. I used
to have one, and this one's in better condition than
the one I had, and I'm like, wow, would be

(07:31):
fun to just have it again, but I all but
I already currently have a truck. How interesting is this
for not only just you two, but the listeners out.
But no, I do love now that I've googled Google
image search, the Ford Bronco ninety six. I do love
this car. And it's one that I feeling gets more.

(07:54):
You see it more in California because back East, like
the salt in the roads to like just devoured the
bodies of these cars. But like I see these in
like make condition all the time in California, and they
look because people bought them and like then just kind
of sat on them. They weren't They were cool cars,
but they weren't like the you know, like people weren't.

(08:15):
It wasn't like you know, a Benz or something. And
also you can take the top off, so it's like
the Ford equivalent of a jeep, you know, right, But yeah,
you guys, it's it's a struggle that sounds really Hardie, Jamie. Look, look,
I know you got the Mensa stuff happening. I know
you get the little elite of stuff happening. But as

(08:38):
a prayer warrior, I got my own stuff going on too,
all right. I respect your journey, respect your journey with trucks.
Thank you. Is there something about like when you owned it,
was it like did you have a great experience with
the ninety six four Bronco or it was just like
a good car. Here. Here's here's what I'll say, Like

(08:58):
and look, there's there are plenty of like toxically masculine
things that I think every guy does that they don't
even realize. And then there's like the intentional ones, right
like having a big truck, big vehicle is like mine.
You know, it's like it's still for whatever reason, like

(09:19):
equate that to be in like yeah, buffalo wings and
it's done, you know what I mean. Like it's like
all the crap that like kind of means nothing. So
it's not like I was like, wow when I had
a Bronco, like that's when everything was smooth sailing, like
it wasn't just like it's just that time. Yeah, oh man,

(09:42):
it's just me and my Bronco just doing what we do.
But no, it's just that I just like kind of
like it. And I also, like, you know what it is,
I think that they're like trucks in general, even though
they get expensive, to me, signify a rejection of like

(10:02):
wealth and the bourgeoisie, if you will a little bit,
you know, which I actually as a personal philosophy, and
I find myself steeped into I just really I think
that like having money is cool and everyone should be comfortable.
Like I think that's the biggest argument for raising the
minimum wages, just like why wouldn't you want someone next

(10:24):
to you to be comfortable and like be able to live.
It's the craziest thing anyway, I see all that to say,
but like anytime something feels too like I don't know,
polished and like yeah, I don't know, it just really
grosses me out. And like I don't know. I think
like vehicles in particular show what kind of like what's

(10:46):
happening mentally, Like if LA was like set up like
New York, I wouldn't have a car at all. Like
I just you know, like they're great, but like they're
also a responsibility and like I don't want to have
to worry about some other person, Like I don't drink,
but I don't have to worry about some other person
being like a drunk driver or something, you know what
I mean. But that being said, blah blah blah, ramble, ramble, ramble.

(11:06):
I do think that like your car is like a
projection of what you think about your yourself a little bit,
and your financial status and like whether you have the
money or not. Like seeing like a bronco on the road,
whether that person has a million dollars or two dollars,
like shows that they not are just like salt of
the earth but more just like you know, they're were

(11:28):
it a little bit more about like utility and comfort
and not just being like a flashy psychopath and was
the ninety I'm sorry to like keep going and make
this the formula people are like okay, wait, do they
talk about the news or welcome the truck. I feel
like the reason that a lot of people sat on

(11:50):
it was like didn't it kind of become infamous through
those Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the only reason I know
what they are. Yeah, but they're so cool. They are
so cool. But I think that's so. I think it's
like a twofold thing, right. I think it was like
because I don't want to say it's the first suv,
but kind of right, like you know, this is before

(12:10):
like the suburbans really were a thing, and you know,
like so this is kind of what especially like you know,
the California crowd had and so yes, they like I
think that again, you know, the OJ thing, and just
I think people got more into like the luxury Mercedes

(12:30):
SUV or you know at bmw X five or whatever,
and like that. Ain't me, man, you know, I'm I'm
down there at the Hurricane Katrina sites with the rifle
and my bronco, my bronco Sean Penn. We both have
our guns looking for snakes. One of my favorite things

(12:56):
to do on walks is there's a lot of like
C list celebrities that like whip their tesla's around and
I like to there. I saw the guy from do
you remember Red Food? From l M fao. He's whipping
his tesla around all was hitting pedestrians with He was

(13:16):
the tall one. He's like some sort of nepotism too.
He's hold on, let me. He's very Gordy's nephew. Yes,
but then he is the uncle uncle of the other guy,
of the strong uncle, and it's just like all just
each other's uncle and kind of the same uncles all

(13:37):
the way dozens and then two of them are each
other's uncle, and you're like, what is the hood doing
to y'all? Y'all are all just each other's uncles. Wait,
you mean Jamie, You're just like seeing she's driving his
tesla around almost hitting pedestrians. Oh cool, I know from
experience he's almost from hit by Red Food's tesla. Damn

(14:00):
to pick up. Well, I mean, but there's all that
trunk space on the front. You just would have flown
right in and be like, oh, I'm comfortable, Like, oh,
I've actually read for his niece now based on another
brief sure, right, yeah yeah lah lah lah wa or something.

(14:22):
What is something you think is overrated? Yes? I think weirdly,
the opinions of Twitter scholars have become so overrated now
because we used to live in a world where like
people only spoke when they really had something to say, right,
and like you have to like go out of your
way to like get published and like prove that you
were smart and blah blah blah. And now it's like,

(14:45):
I don't know. I just feel like I don't know.
Even like Malcolm Gladwell, who I think is very smart
in respect, like anytime he has an opinion on anything,
I'm like, oh my god, Like, like I think, how
about this. I think you should only have an opinion
about things that we know you're an expert in but
like when people are like cool recipe, I'm like, I

(15:06):
don't want to hear this, you know what I'm saying,
Like I don't like just leave me alone or like
or just like this idea of like let me tell
you a story, and then you do like parentheses thread
and you're like, no, I saw this thread. We're just
like this very prominent black scholar. I'll leave his name
out of it, but I'll text you guys on the side,

(15:28):
of course and tell you of course, you know this
is like someone who you know during the uprising of
last summer, and all this stuff is that, you know,
pretty it has some pretty poignant and smart things to say.
But then he goes on a thread about how he
was walking down the street he started speaking to a
home an unhoused person. I'm sorry, and the person's like, hey,

(15:50):
I recognize you. You're so and so the professor and
like educator, and he's like, oh, yeah, that is me.
How'd you know who I am? And the unhoused person
said to him said, just because I don't don't have
a home doesn't mean I don't have access to a
library into knowledge. And so then he ends the thread

(16:11):
by saying he's like, so I gave that man the
four dollars I had in my pocket. Then I went
home and I donated two hundred dollars to my local library.
And I was like, you should have done that reverse
just you you So you gave someone who's living on
the street four bucks who knew who you were, Like,

(16:36):
it's so and I was like, see, this is why
I don't I don't need to know anything about anybody,
like we ease. Just like like I think you should
get on Twitter if you're an expert of any sort
and be like again like yes, aliens are here, here's
the proof, or like hey, this is how you can
save some money. But like I anything else where, like

(16:57):
especially when they like give you these glimpses into their
personal lives like me and the spouse headed up to
so and so I'm just like Neil de grass Tyson's
the worst of it. I think, oh yeah, yeah, you know,
I'm just like like if your personality is ruining movies,
which are like objectively like it's just the easiest thing

(17:20):
to enjoy, like outside of candy, Like all right, yeah,
I think I'm out. You know, Neil de grass Tyson
is so I feel like there he's like a reason
I used to be interested in space, and then one
of the reasons that I no longer engage with space news,
like I would also around on being interested in space
because of him. So yeah, I would say that the

(17:47):
opinions of experts, the personal opinions of experts, are overrated.
What is something you think is underrated? How this is
so dumb but frudy pebbles? Okay, not dumb at all,
especially because it's like it's a cereal that is, yes,
marketed to kids, but it's really just like gangster rice Crispies,

(18:13):
you know what I mean, Like we just tossed a
whole new vibe, and I'm right, And here's the thing.
They got rid of Rice Crispy Treats cereal, which was
objectively best cereal of all time. They got rid of it. Yeah,
so now it's just frosted rice Crispies. And you're like,
this is a this is a different thing, you know
what I'm saying. But I'll say as a breakfast cereal, phenomenal,
but also just as a dessert or a little late

(18:35):
night snack. It's like you can't go wrong with it,
And like whereas Tricks a little bit too crunchy, you
know what I'm saying. Oh sable then for Fruity Pebbles,
No for tricks. Oh see, well then how are you
doing pebbles? They'll take it up a notch. I feel

(18:56):
like I don't know how to talk about serious Like
these pebbles glaze is different, Like it feels like the
crunch is different. Like Tricks gets it's really sweet and
then it gets really soggy very quickly. But Fruity Pebbles
has like a resilience that Tricks does not. Yeah, Fruity
Pebbles really you know, pulls itself by its bootstraps, like, yeah,

(19:23):
it's the rosy cereal. I think Fruity Pebble, like I
truly think American junk food is the greatest contribution that
our society has. Like nobody's ever put this much science
and education into making food that is so delicious you

(19:44):
like can't stop eating it. Right, It really is interesting
because it's like you don't have to like because there's
all these companies make other things, Like I mean it's
like ConAgra and like all these companies that owned you know,
the Chicken Industrial compx so it's like you also need
to sell us cheetos Like that just feels a little

(20:06):
crazy to me, you know, but just sell us more chicken,
like we would all. That's the other thing. It's like
we would all just eat more of whatever they made.
But they're like, no, let's let these idiots think they're
doing something, you know, And to your point, like the
fact that like laughy taffy tastes like completely different and

(20:27):
even has like a different texture than like a mamba.
It's like so it's like the same things and they're
completely different. And both of these are different than a
high chew, you know, like yeah, right, and a starburst. Yeah,
they're all like they should be the same, and they're
all completely different. And then like, don't even get me
started on fucking saltwater taffy, which before we started recording,

(20:56):
don't get started, don't get me started on salt unter
t Wait. I'm I'm very suspicious that they discontinue Raised
Crispy Treat cereal because that is like fifty percent of
the people I know, his favorite cereal. That that suggests
to me that they figured out it, like what it

(21:17):
was doing something really bad people, Yeah, it must have
been killing people because people say something? Can I say something? Yeah,
I don't care. Like I would like like if they
were like this in four years, if you if you
ate this every day and in four years like you're
a goner, I would be like, oh, okay, then don't

(21:38):
eat it every day? Right? If I eat it? If
I eat it every three days, that gives me what
seven years? Yeah, I'm good with that. No, But I
also think it's like one of those things that like,
and by the way, again, did you guys, thank you
so much for having me. But but I feel like

(21:58):
it's one of those things that like kind of got
out of the test market, you know, and never really
should have stayed around as long, you know how they
just like every three weeks they're like, here's a new oreo,
but it's made with guns. What Yeah, it's only in Kentucky,
all right. I feel like that's what Rice Crispy Treats

(22:18):
Cereal was like. I was never supposed to be. I
don't think I was supposed to become the legend that
it became, you know, but no, but yeah, became the
woody out of cereals. You know, no one could top it.

(22:41):
What's your milk philosophy before we move on to less
important things like the news. Here's the hardest thing because
they're actually no matter how you do it, the only
correct answer is water, right, Like, there's actually there's no
correct milk answer. It takes what a gallon of water
to to I want to say raise, but I think

(23:03):
the word is grow one almond. Like, so if you're
making that much almond milk, that's bad for the environment.
Oat milk is I think, Jamie, I think actually saw
this on your Twitter feed. Did you did you? Did
you tweet about like oat milk recently, like in the
past few weeks. I don't. I'm so almost positive, but

(23:26):
I saw here's the thing. I follow like four smart people,
and you're one of them. So if it wasn't you,
it's one of your friends. But but they broke down
what oat milk was and it's kind of just like
again ground oats and a lot of like oil like
that I didn't know, which acts as a binder to

(23:46):
make it thicker. Because that's the one thing we all
like about oat milk, right, We're like, oh, this is
like this is like dick is hell, And you're like, oh,
you're drinking canola oil or whatever. And then I milk
is again just like white water but it sucks, right,
And then milk milk is I'm allergic to dairy actually,

(24:07):
like oh okay, God, so I can't have it. But
that being said, like if I had to choose one,
I yeah, like here's the thing. On taste, I go out,
but like on conscience, I guess I go almond amond. Right, Yeah,
I'm trying to I'm trying to get on board with
almond milk, but I like, I like cow milk. I
don't know, really, I like cow milk. Yeah, I like

(24:31):
grew up drinking one percent and I grew uill something
about one percent really hits for me. I grew up
on skim and I hate skim milk so much. And
then we were just like Jim is nasty, passing through
the point where like you have to have like whole
milk because like we have head babies in the house,
and now like I'm still buying it even though they

(24:52):
don't need to drink it anymore, because like I just
like it so much better than just have it with
your water taffy. Yeah, exactly, little side of salt water
taff that is the gross your spit would be so
thick that you'd actually that is your blood is just surrubb,

(25:20):
You're just personal viscosity. No thanks, all right, let's take
a quick break and we'll come back and talk about
the news and we're back. And this is just something

(25:44):
that super producer Arona Josnie told me, like right before
we started recording, that the Fiser vaccine elicits a week
or antibody response to the delta variant of COVID nineteen.
I've also like heard that we're gonna have like a
new like better than ever version of COVID coming in
like twenty two, like deadly or ever COVID twenty two.

(26:06):
God is this is this just what we have from
now on? Like trying to pick the right brand to
combat do you guys go Fizer? Did you? I mean,
I didn't have a choice, but yeah, I got you,
I got Maderna, I got I got the Dolly Juice
and it I don't know, I mean, it's I the

(26:30):
fact that we like even have to like compare brands
in the first place is so depressing on principle, But yeah,
I don't I mean, it's it's so hard for me
to wrap my head around stories like this, where it
just if someone tells me, oh, it's going to get
really bad again, I'm like, yeah, I guess I believe that.
I guess I believe it, you know, I don't know.

(26:51):
I'm just like, I guess we're never going to see
Avatar too. This is I see this. That's what I
think is so funny, somewhat just like getting vaccinated every
three and a half of week. Please just get me

(27:12):
to Avatar. I just gotta see one more and then
I can pass away. I don't know, it's it's just
stories like this. It's really hard for me to wrap
my head around. I have a bad brain for it. Uh,
And I feel like it makes me susceptible to news
that is both good and bad, and I can't always
distinguish it until someone's smarter than me tells me. I So,

(27:38):
first of all, I got the black one Johnson and
Johnson just even like, even if that wasn't the one
they were given to black people. I think by people
share a version to getting it, they should just have
to call it the black one. Now I got it,
and I'll say, like I thought there would be a

(28:00):
little more pomp and circumstance with like this idea that
something was going to save your life, right. But like
I went to cal State LA's campus and that's where
they had like a big thing. No one was there,
by the way, and I was like, oh, this feels
like a bad sign for the city, for the nation.
For I was just like, oh, people, because that's the

(28:20):
one thing like if I could stress this enough, like
everyone who's vaccinated is acting like everyone's vaccinated, when in fact,
nobody gets vaccinated. Like even like the headlines that come
out of like the LA Times, it's like Gavin Newsom
says that seventy percent of adults in California vaccinated, and
then you keep reading and you're like, partially, you know, okay,

(28:43):
they never showed up for their second shot, and they're
like okay, Like I get that's still a level of protection,
but it ain't you know, vaccinated. It's not vaccinated. It's
you know, that's like if a doctor's like come back
in two weeks and we'll really finish the operation, and
you're like, nah, I feel like I feel I'm good,
and you're like, really, we haven't put a cast on
your legs. Take my chances, you know, like so Jamie,

(29:08):
like you, it's so odd, Like I don't think I
was a pessimist or an optimist before this, and now
I'm like, I feel like I'm turning into a tinfoil
hat conspiracy theorists a little bit. I'm like, it is
gonna be bad again, like because again, like it's everyone
who and pardon me if this is y'all, but like
it's like everyone I know who is constantly talking about

(29:30):
crypto is also saying they're not getting back to me.
And I'm like, I'm like, wait, you think you are
an expert in both things? Like you don't have a care,
you know what I mean? Like how like and not
in no way that you're choosing not to drive. It's
like you cannot have one, which is a different thing altogether,

(29:51):
you know. So that being said, got Johnson and Johnson
and like I'm still like, I don't know, I guess
I believe that article. I just feel like another thing
is gonna happen, because again, if no one's getting vaccinated,
it is gonna mutate and it is gonna get worse.
And like, you know, they haven't told us how long

(30:11):
these things last and like I'm just like I'm still
trying to play it moderately cool, whereas I feel like
I'm seeing my friends just like play games of like
everyone's spitting the champagne bottle and then we all drink it.
That's a game. Yeah, it's really popular game. People are
making up things that they like missed doing that they

(30:33):
never actually did remember, like the before times where we'd
all fucking spitting a cup. Miss that. It's great. So
so yeah, I don't Yeah, I don't know. I feel like, yeah,
because they were all emergency use anyway, right, so it's

(30:53):
like I feel like the vaccines were developed for the
version of COVID, you know, uh COVID, you know OG
regular standard OG COVID, and then like a new one's
gonna come around and you know whatever. Again, I hope
that's not the case, but like it's also again like

(31:13):
I just don't know what else we could expect when
the everyone just rushed back out immediately, like we're all
going to be in offices again and blah blah blah,
And I'm like, I don't know, I'm just I'm just
not like that yet. Nobody wants the just no people,
Jack dude, people do. It is so odd to me. Yes,

(31:33):
I know so many people who are like I cannot wait,
And I'm like, do you not have a second thing
in your life? Oh my god, Like I do miss
recording in person with free food in front of me. Ye, Jamie,
but that's but that's a different thing. Like I feel

(31:53):
like podcasts and like, I mean like you're dealing with
like a different I hate to use the word vibe,
but I mean just like really the energy and the
thing you are creating is so different. But like I
know people who like are like, you know, work in production,
and they're like, yeah, I just I miss being able
to like talk to someone next to me. I'm like,
you know what you need to do, get a life

(32:14):
about that? Like what is that? Like you want you
want to be in an office because you missed talking
to a stranger, Like you know what I mean, talk
to you. I just really missed the small talk? What that? Yeah? Yeah,
I mean that is just more evidence that most of

(32:35):
the world is the direct opposite of men, Like every way, Yeah,
most people are. I'll say this, and I feel like, again,
this is something I've seen Jamie say before. But like
most people just are like losers. They're just like by
the standard definition of like what makes a loser And
you're like, oh, yeah, that's why. You know, Like podcasts

(32:59):
are interesting, they're like, wow, listen to interesting? What do
interesting people say? What did they think about? You know?
So they're just at home being like, oh, hell yeah,
I wish I was Jamie and Jack. You know, I
wish I could talk to my to a stranger about
what we said today. But that's true, right, Like I

(33:20):
feel like after this, I could call it either one
of y'all be like, hey, I have this weird thought
about X, Y and Z, and then we would have
a conversation about it. But like the person who's like
I want to be in an office so I can
talk to my cubicle mate again, they're gonna say what
you said. They're gonna be like, would you do this weekend?
And it's like that, like that's what you needed to

(33:41):
get back to, Like, I don't know, it's just it's
just nobody's asked me what my if I have any
big plans for the weekend, and like it's fucking killing me. Man,
It's like, just do the plan. Yeah, just and you
were making plans then you wouldn't have to help. I
have no reason to now because nobody's asking me. All right,

(34:02):
let's talk about Trump's Facebook band. We got a two
year window now from the original band, which was January seven.
This is apparently what like Facebook Supreme Court asked them
to do was like to come up with a time frame,
and they decided to put the end or like the
reevaluation date like right when his re election campaigning in.

(34:28):
That's interesting. What who the fuck decides like, well, we
can't ban someone from Facebook for more than two years.
I'm like, my aunt has been banned from Facebook for
much longer than that, like rightfully, so she bad stuff
on there. It's because Mark Zuckerberg wants him to win,

(34:52):
right If Trump comes back, like I do think that
it will show. I think it already signifies a loyalty
to him in being like, hey, we're gonna let you
because like I mean, like here's the thing, whatever we
have to say about Jack Dorsey, if like he's not
out there being like you know, Mark, your calendar, our
king is coming back, you know what I mean, Like

(35:13):
it's just like you're gone until you're gone, you know,
And like I will say that like Mark Zuckerberg especially,
and now you know, I am making it about everything else,
but I think that like the idea that Apple started
regulating him and regulating these companies and the way that
they did, I think that he thinks that if he

(35:35):
gets trumped back, and I think that it's not just
getting Trump back, but it's bringing people back to the platform,
which will force Apple's hand a little bit. And I
think if anything on top of what you guys are
saying now is like, you know, it falls right in
line when you need to start asking for money, and
like it really it's I don't know, horrifying. It scares me. Yeah, Ulimately,

(36:00):
like billionaires benefit from an unjust like corrupt version of
the world. So yeah, it's gonna be much better for
any billionaire, anybody who is willing to exist as a
billionaire without being just fucking horrified at their own existence,
to like have somebody like Trump in in office, because

(36:21):
that's a way that they can, you know, stop the
inevitable progression towards like breaking out these massive monopolistic companies.
Yeah right, I mean it does seem like a very
much like an appeasement kind of decision where it's like
people will be mad at him on one side of
his user base if he doesn't ban him at all,

(36:42):
but then on the other side, like he still wants
to open the revenue stream and in time to get
the other side of his user base. Because it's like
you have to imagine, I don't got the numbers on this,
but when Trump comes back to Facebook in two years,
which given that he's like literally counting it down like
it's an Avatar sequel, means that we probably will, then

(37:06):
there's gonna be a huge surgeon users and there's gonna
be like all the people who are like whatever polarized
by Facebook and are just like festering in these fucking
bizarro secret groups. Right now, we're going to come right
back to Maine posting about Trump again like it's he
wins either well, I mean, he always wins no matter what.
But yeah, this is this is such a fucking bummer,

(37:27):
especially because I was seeing people on Twitter like celebrating
this says anytime someone online is like good on Zuck
or like any fucking billionaire, I'm like, could you like
put in an extra two seconds of critical thought here,
Like it's not it's never good. I Also, I'm a
little worried about what Twitter is gonna do, just because

(37:48):
they do seem to be the one corporation that absolutely
I mean, I think I think it's probably true of
Facebook too, but like they definitely lost like shareholder value
or whatever the fuck when they banned Trump, and even
though like they seemed to be kind of more saying
than Mark Zuckerberg, like the I could totally see that.

(38:11):
You know, anytime you want to know what a corporation
is going to do, just ask what is in the
best interest of their ability to grow capital? You know, Yeah,
it's hard because we're also living in a moment where yes,
there are more billionaires than ever and millionaires. But I

(38:33):
think we'll really know the answer by not this summer,
but by next summer. Like last summer, right, the public,
the you know, the general public was they weren't hell awoke,
but like it was pushed in a further left direction
than almost any generation before. Right, It's like, do I

(38:53):
think they wait and see, like is this something that's
gonna hold up? Right? And as you know, we're in
the Surpride month right now, and like you know, you
go to Target and they're just like we've always only
cared about Gate and you're like really, they're like, yes,

(39:16):
that's why this lysol is sixty nine six. That's how
they do it. You're like like whatever, So, like does
it financially benefit as you're saying, like, and I think
it will. It really depends on society at large, society
at large stay veering to the left, or does it

(39:37):
just I don't know. We're like I really I am
shocked so far that like there just hasn't been a
you know, like Blue Lives Matter, like you know, gun
rally that just you know, I hate to be like
a you know, domestic terrorist attack, but I kind of
am shocked that it hasn't, I guess because we're all

(39:57):
still on kind of inside. But I think they're Jack
Dorsey will just look and be like, Okay, people stayed
more to the left, it's not worth it, or like
hey everyone er if anything, if he probably just like
buy parlor right, and then it's like he keeps he
you know, or Mark Zuckerberg, you know, like I don't

(40:18):
think he'll do it now that he's letting Trump back,
but like that's kind of the move right. You secretly
become the majority shareholder in that and then you you know,
there's there's nothing. One of the only things saving us
from that at the moment is how bad a businessman
he is, because those companies have been like trying to
get him to they're like buy us, like here, but

(40:38):
we'll pay you like all this money. Just be like
we'll call it Trump Fler or whatever the fuck you want,
just like come lend yourself to us. And he keeps
turning him down because he had this big blog that
he wanted to drop on the world that lasted twenty
six days. But I do think that's probably coming pretty soon.
Is that like Trump will own parlor? Yeah? Yeah, you

(41:00):
think I'm sorry Jamming. Those groups migrated to telegram, is
that right? I'm pretty sure a lot of the parlor
groups migrated to telegram. And that's kind of where they're waiting.
I don't know what the right word is, but that's
where they're just like hanging out in groups. And that's
where like Ron Watkins is and that's kind of where
they all kind of jumped over. Yeah, Number one didn't

(41:21):
know telegram was a thing you gotta get on. There's
a lot of great ideas. Yeah, wait, which one telegram?
Tell me about it? Telegram is I don't I don't
know too much of it about it as a business model.
I learned about it like maybe a year and a

(41:42):
half ago. It's kind of it's supposed it's marketed similar
to Signal, where it's like, you know, an encrypted texting service.
I don't know why they went over from Parlor to
Telegram and not to Signal or to somewhere else, but
it seems like a place where you can just organize
gigantic group chats, and that's where a lot of of
Q types have headed since Parlor shut down. I love that.

(42:06):
I love that they finally found an encrypted, secret app
to chat with one another. Makes I feel safe, Daddy
feels safe. Oh yeah. Anyway, I was driving earlier near
Venice Beach, California, a pretty liberal place, and there was
just again I'm a truck owner, A truck pulls up

(42:28):
next to me with like a don't tread on me
flag and then like a thin blue line flag, and
I'm like, you're not even doing what you think you're doing,
Like you know what I'm saying, Like because it's also
this idea that they think you're scared. I don't know
why we're talking about this, but like I just like
I don't know so many of them. It's just like

(42:50):
if you just hit them in the face once it's over,
you know what I mean? And like I don't know
if am I allowed to say that on here? Yeah,
hit people, okayna start popping these people, let them know
we're pro Nazi punching. Anyway, what's the next topic after
we go to a break, we are going to talk
about the UFO Commission report that is coming up. First,

(43:12):
let's take a quick break and we're back. And I knew,
I knew this was not gonna drop like really troubling
truth is on us when it was like that that

(43:35):
sixty minutes report, that segment that had like some really
cool shit in it, but then it closed with Marco
Rubio being like the face of life. We don't know,
we don't know. So there's this report that people have
been talking about for years that was I think at
least partially like brought about by Marco Rubio being scared

(43:57):
of the UFOs and basically what the people who have
been briefed about it say that it is not going
to confirm the existence of alien life, which is so
shocking me that anybody thought that was going to happen,
that they were just gonna be like, we figured out
it's aliens, y'all were that's what it was anyways. Yeah,

(44:21):
it's just more confirmation of what we already know, which
is that we don't know anything. It doesn't there's no
Big tic Tac. Is that related to? Yeah, the big
tic Tech from a couple of years ago. I loved
that Big Tic Tach. Yeah, there's the Big Tic Tac. Yeah.
You know, they never tell you what the Big Tic
Tach really is, and I'm sick of being teased about it.

(44:43):
I want to know what's in there. I want to
know who's in there. I would be I feel like, honestly,
best case scenario is it's aliens, but probably it's not,
and it's something really scary inside the TIC Tech, Right.
I just I'm like, just do what y'all gotta do
at this point. That's how I feel about it. Like,
if y'all, if it's aliens, do what you gotta do.

(45:04):
If it's just some weird secret society with future tech,
do what you gotta do. But like the teasing, it's like,
just leave us along, like you know what I mean?
Like just do the thing, like do the thing, do
the thing you need to do, but like just like
moving in shadows, and you know the fact that we

(45:27):
have to hear Marco Rubio be like I'm the guy
to talk about it, you know what I mean. It's
whatever you're trying to accomplish is already not being accomplished
because he's now involved with it, you know. Now. That
being said, if it was like a dream scenario, it
would be really funny if they were just like we're
angel and everyone's like, oh my god. I mean I

(45:56):
think that's what I do. Think that's what the conservative
side is hoping for, because like I'm seeing this covered
in conservative media as it's not aliens, y'all because they
didn't say it's aliens. People are like, see, we told
you it's not aliens, which like nobody was saying that
this report was going to be like aliens definitively no,

(46:18):
and nobody like I don't know, I don't know anybody
who thinks that, like, yes, it's definitely aliens. It's just
like I'm intrigued by the fact that we don't know
what the fuck it is, Like that's that's interesting to me.
Oh you don't think it's aliens. I don't know what
it is. I honestly don't know. I don't think there's
any other answer, like just well, I just think statistically,

(46:43):
it's like what are we what are we doing? Right,
Like what do we think it's it's either and this
is like so this is gonna get really convoluted for
a second. But it's like, either we are becoming closer
to viewing an objective reality, right and because of we're
because we're getting smarter and we're viewing an objective reality.

(47:06):
We're seeing things that language has kind of sliced from
our purview by learning certain words, right, you know, like
and again Gnam Chomsky a few other people talk about,
you know how like language dictates literally what your reality is, right, Yeah,
And it's like the world is completely different from us

(47:26):
to a spider to a dog, just by like the
mental fitness that you have. Right. So, so it's either
that or it's aliens. But like, I mean, what's the
is the other you know, like option on the table
that it's what it's tech from a different like country. Yeah,
I don't I don't think that's likely, at least I

(47:49):
hope it's not that, but I think that's what conservatives
hope it is, because that like takes them down a
direction of we need to like tool up for the
coming like World War four or whatever. Yea, but yeah,
I mean against them Chinese space ships. There's just I agree,

(48:09):
there's like an overall hopefulness to at least The reason
that I hope it's it's aliens is that like they
are just observing us or like doing work in the background.
That suggests that our fears of like a warlike alien
species it's gonna come and murder us all might just

(48:30):
be us imagining like a future based on our history.
Like the further back you go, the more warlike humanity is,
and like there's reason to believe that the further we progress,
the less likely will be to intentionally kill each other,
which would be like this group or whatever entity that's
behind these things like is much more advanced than us,

(48:52):
and maybe they're just I don't know, like maybe this
is just the equivalent of like a fish seeing a
person snorting, you know, and they're just like what the
fuck and then they disappear and you're just like, huh,
well that was weird. You know. It's just I don't know.
I mean I've heard I feel like whenever UFOs come up,

(49:13):
like I obviously they exist in some capacity, but they're
but they're never like the study of UFOs aren't helped
by the people who super believe in them, because anyone
I've talked to it that is like UFOs are a
real thing, are like objectively a scary person that I
didn't want to like spend a lot of time with, right,
But but it is. I mean, I don't try. I'm

(49:34):
trying to remember what movie is making me think this,
but the like I've I've definitely seen it like propose
in like bullshit theories and pop culture stuff where it's like, oh,
it's the American government and then they make the report
to make it seem like they don't know what it is,
but they do know what it is, and it's like whatever,
peeing in the pool yourself and then being like it

(49:56):
feels like they're piss in this pool, which which I've done,
just pulling from like my lived experience, right right, But
I don't know, I mean, I I hope it's aliens.
It's like the little what was the Amy Adams alien
movie that ar aliens came and they're like, we're friendly.

(50:18):
We just want to let you know you're gonna date
Jeremy Runner. It's like such a weird Here's here's my
problem with that movie. It's like, so they had to
come to us. They are an advanced unstuck from time civilization,

(50:38):
and they had to come to us to get help
in three thousand years. Like it's just like I was like,
what are we doing here there? It's just a it's
an impossibility, you know what I'm saying. Like if someone
came to me right now they're like, hey, I'm the
smartest living creature in you know, the known universe, but

(50:59):
I'm need you're helping three thousand years, I'd be like
you're lying, like there's nothing. There's nothing I'm doing three
thousand years from now that I'm not doing right now,
you know what I mean? Like this is I this
is the peak, you know. And so uh that's that's
Yaser's critique of Arrival, a movie that came out four
years Your Silence was definite. I feel like these have

(51:27):
more in common just based on like the one anecdote
that's like unequivocally it was like a fighter pilot who
like went up to it, and it just like kind
of circled in front of him, but like almost like
playfully and then just like zipped away. It really reminded
me of like a Spielberg alien, like just like kind
of a friendly, like goofy alien. It was just like,
you know, playful and then just doesn't want anything to

(51:49):
do with us really at this point, which well's what
I read this report and popular mechanics, you know, years ago,
and that's kind of what they proposed, right They're like
any advanced civilization is knows we pose no threat to it.
So they're sending satellites there, you know, like there's not
an alien in that space cart going like WHOA cool?

(52:14):
The pilot like you know what I mean, they're looking
at us. They're like this place sucks. It's like smokey
and dirty, like let's get out of here, bring our
little drone back or whatever, you know, And like I
think that's the biggest thing, but I don't. I think
that's probably the most sane version of it. But I

(52:35):
don't think you can even propose that version without like
three of my neighbors walking outside with a rifle right now.
Like it's just like if We're like, no, no, no,
they don't care. There's not even beings in those things.
They'd be like, it's space Mexicans, you know, like and

(52:55):
it just don't you know, like it's just we're dealing
with psycho as. There's just no way to be like, oh, yeah,
I know it's there. They just happened to be smart
and checking us out, you know what I mean. Because
I'll also say, like, even if it was your neighbor
who you've known for years, if they were like, hey,
I'm just coming by your house to check on things,

(53:16):
you'd be like, why you so the fact that it's
gonna be an alien get I get the anxiety looking
in through your windows. Yeah, hey, hey, just wanted to
make sure that everything was okay. We cool. All right,

(53:39):
Let's talk about the Avengers Campus, which is a new
feature of Disneyland that opened on Friday in California. Adventure
and this is personally bad news for me because it
looks like the sort of thing that will be life
changing for like my three year old who's sessed with

(54:01):
superheroes and amusement parks are the worst places on the planet, Like,
if you have to be there with children, it is really,
it's really exhausting. It's really bad. But this looks fucking
cool as hell. Man, I don't know. I mean, yeah,
it's it's Disney like like they just do everything right.

(54:24):
Like they're like, you know, I've been lucky enough to
talk to what they're imagineer I believe is the exact term, right, Yeah,
And like you just hear about the things that they're
developing and the things that they're like just dreaming up,
and you're like, why weren't you a doctor? It's just

(54:47):
the best application of these skills. I'm sorry, You're the
most brilliant person I know, and you're making a dragon.
You should be a doctor. But yeah, of course it
looks cool and it's gonna be cool. And like, I
don't know, Like here's the thing I hate adults who
love Disneyland. Yeah, but when you're there, you're like, oh, yeah, right,

(55:11):
this is cool. You know, yeah, it's cool. I mean
that park specifically is like good at making me give
a shit about things that I really didn't give a
shit about. Where it's like I don't know when I
heard about Avengers Campus, I'm like, I just don't really.
It's just never been a huge thing for me. But
then when I saw the footage of it, I was like, oh, fuck,

(55:32):
this would be great. I mean I felt the same
way about fucking Star Wars Land, like I can give
a shit, And now I'm like foaming at the fucking
loins for Toronto map, Like don't know how they do it,
but it looks cool. I want to go. Not to somewhere,
but at some point even cars World is fucking cool.
That suck. That place is so awesome. Tunetown where you

(55:58):
like they even have like the stupid thing where the
barbells are stuck in the ground, but the bar itself
is elastic, so it looks like it's like you're just like,
I'm not kidding. You could have given me ten thousand
years to think of that, and I never would have thought.
And it's nothing but an elastic band on the ground,

(56:18):
you know what I mean. Like they just do everything right.
There's always the exact food you want, exactly where you
want it. Like it's just like again, like Jamie, You're
like you start caring about things that like, you know,
you're just like walking through and you're like, wow, I
wonder if Germany really is like you know, like and
I'm like, I don't care about Germany, but they just

(56:42):
do a good job with architecture and smells and like
there's never a piece of trash, like you know what
I mean. Like it's so it Also, all of this
leads to my other review of a film that's twenty
years old now is Banksy's Exit through the Gift Shop.
And that's when I watched it. I was like, this

(57:03):
is how I know it's fake. It's because he never
would have been allowed to do any of that stuff
at Disneyland that proclaims that he did. It's like you're
hanging dead bodies from roller coasters and they didn't catch you.
Like I've never seen a Nutter butter wrapper. I'm like,
you the body of a Blantanamo Bay prisoner. Stop. Stop.

(57:29):
So yeah, they're simply too good. Find me on letterbox
or whatever. I did go to Disneyland recently, having been
radicalized by Disneyland YouTube, and I went. I brought I
was doing like a Zoom comedy show. I was like, Oh,
I'll just do it from Disneyland. That'll be hilarious. I

(57:50):
brought a fucking Jason mask with me to wear, and
they they took it they took it away. They took it.
They and they said specifically the teenager. It was very
funny that the teenager was taking my Jason mask and
I'm just like an adult woman, not with a child.
But but he was like, I need you to know,

(58:10):
like I'm gonna take it and I'm gonna destroy it.
Like the destroying it was also very much. So He's like,
you can go home now and come back later and
keep the mask. But if I keep the mask, I'm
going to destroy the mask. And I mean, I have
no way of knowing if he followed through. I hope
he just kept it right now. He had to tell

(58:31):
me he was going to destroy it, like they don't
fuck around there, you can't. Is not is not Disney.
So I liked to I like to think that, Yeah,
if I had if I had brought a terrifying Disney
owned property, I could have like dressed up like who
what's like an Avengers village. I could dress up like

(58:53):
Ursula or the guy with the glove could have looked
like him, He's scary looking, but not Jason's buy him.
Yeah the Hamburger helper guy, Yeah right, yeah, right right,
the Hamburger Helper yeah, and people died. Yeah, just became
some loose stroking off. So they apparently that movie was

(59:14):
about like they have just Avengers milling around. There's only
one ride and doing like displays like the Dora Milage
do it like staff demonstration from Wakanda and it like
looks dope like somebody was posting video from that. But
there's also like a Spider Man game where you can

(59:35):
like legitimately like they just use cameras to track your
movement so you're able to shoot webs like with extreme
accuracy and like fight off Spider Man villains. So yeah,
I'm gonna be there for sure. And there's the Infinity
War one where you lose half your family, right, they

(59:56):
take half your family from the rest of it for
the rest of the and they just they keep you
there as long as they can the ferry and they
bring them back. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, well it's like that,
you know California Adventure or yeah it was it no
California Adventures the park right Soren over California, you know,

(01:00:19):
and when they rebooted it, it would just drop you
from seventy five thousand feet and you would plummet over California.
It's just five hundred Ways to Die in California. Yeah,
there's a five hundred Ways to Die ride, which you
know Disney on the right suit, So they've been doing

(01:00:40):
that one for a minute. You and random comics from
La re enacting stupid deaths on God what was it TNN? Anyway,
this has gone. I've y'alls turn. It's been such a
pleasure of having you. Man, where can people find you
and follow you her Instagram? Like, here's the thing. Let

(01:01:02):
me be real, I'm gonna give you guys the handles,
but don't expect anything. Like I'm really I don't know
what's going on. I feel like I'm not really firing
on all cylinders on Instagram. I think I'm aging. I'm thirty,
I'm about to be thirty seven. I feel like I'm
aging out of it a little bit. It's the thing

(01:01:23):
I was talking about earlier. But I'm not an expert,
so it's fine. So it really is just like happy
birthdays to my brother and sister, you know. It's like
stuff like that, like the idea of like making a
funny video right now, like I pay someone to just
come in here and be bash my head open with
the basic instead of having to be like, all right,

(01:01:44):
this is gonna be the funny one video. Here's here's
you know what, Jamie here comes a little skin can
make me a little skin? Yeah, so yes, sir, underscore
Lester on Instagram. Same thing on Twitter, And I'll say

(01:02:05):
this on Twitter. You know, I'm kind of out here,
just you know, faving some Jamie Loftus tweets, you know,
faving a few others. I don't. I don't really have
much to say anymore, like the fact that I'm tired
of my own typing and voice and opinions. I'm like, God,
can you imagine what it's like for someone to have

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to read what I'm saying? It feels crazy, And like, look,
I know, look Jack, of course, huge fan, but I
read more of Jamie's material in yours. Okay, that's just
this is just but but like someone like Jamie right,
who has perspective, opinions, has a you know, a wealth

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of knowledge about many things like that is like what
I'm seeking out for others. And like the fact that
me and her are allowed to this on the same platform.
I think, you know what I mean, that's a major
oversell of what I know and what I cannot It's
really not because like look, I mean, like you know,

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our boy Jackie, Jack's like hold them down daily zeit guist, right,
And like I just feel like my contribution to the
world is like like I'm more of like, ah, that's good,
you know, Like I'm like I help other people know
what they're doing is good. So like so like for this,

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I'm like Jack Jamie, you guys are crushing you know
what I mean. But like you could take all my
dialogue out of this podcast and it would probably be better.
You see what I'm saying, Like, let me this is
where everyone listening, let me encourage you. So how about
this everyone, if you heard my if you heard any
of my social media handles, reach out to me and

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tell me to follow you. I'll tell you start some
just start some conversations. That was good. I don't know.
I think the Fruity Pebble discourse was necessary, and we
think we changed a lot of minds here to them
a lot of hearts today and the fact that you

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guys are bringing it back to that and like, you know,
like I'm gonna have to go back to being like
the fruity pebble guy. Once this is all over, and
then you guys gonna go back to legitimately being smart
and like contributing to society, and I'm gonna have to
be like, oh, I wonder if that Apple Watch I
saw on sale is still at best Buy? Like that's

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that's kind of my day. I do this podcast every
day and talk about like the philosophy of like extraterrestrial life,
and the only thing anyone ever sends to me is
memes about Baha Blast because I said, like, Baha Blast
one time. But that's not on you. Other people's intelligence

(01:04:58):
isn't on you. The fact that you are intelligent is
like see, essentially, you've just brought on someone who would
have tweeted at us, like you you really let the
inmates from the asylum a little bit by breaking is
there a tweet or some other work of social media

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social media? Can't you've been enjoying. Yeah, I don't want
to give away the full part of it, so I will,
I'll say, And then there's a little bit of work
left on the on behalf of the listener. So it's
a quote tweet. But there's a US vaccine tracker, right,
and the US Vaccine Tracker tweeted that forty percent of

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Americans are vaccinated, and then someone named at John mottter
quote tweeted it and said, wow, I guess that means
forty percent of police too. Everyone google forty percent of
cops for more vaccine and and if you know what
that means, it's very funny and if not, you should google.

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And it really made me laugh for an hour and
a half. I was just like, some people just do
it right. You know, there's something for everyone in that tweet.
That's beautiful, I know, right, So there's there was that,
and then there was another dumb little meme that said

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the reason y'all young folks don't like soul food is
because all y'all's grandma's is thirty three. And that one
it's just saying. I had to. I saw it two
days ago and I saved it on my phone and
I was like, this is getting used. Yeah, I don't
know where, but here it is. All right, Jamie, where

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can people find you? What's a tweet you've been enjoying?
You can find me on Twitter at Jamie loftus. Help.
I've mostly been tweeting about hot dogs recently, which if
you have a suggestion for a good a good hot
dog anywhere in the continental United States. I'd like to
hear about it. Share it with me, because I'm going

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on a road trip. I want to get as many
hot dogs as I can, and I want to make
sure that I'm getting a healthy variety and not getting
a false idea of what this nation's hot dogs are like.
And then Instagram, where I don't. I don't think I
have much to say there right now. It's mostly just
I got a JC Penny photo shoot done a couple

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of months ago, and I'm just really trying to make
it last for as long as possible. So if you
want to see a picture from the J. C. Penny
Photo studio every couple of weeks, you can head over there.
And that's that's where I put my JC Penny pictures.
I'll shout out a tweet from my friend Colin Crawford,
who does OK. I don't know how often he does this.

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I think it's just been an ongoing thread for about
a month now, but he'll he'll post the best cars
on Craigslist, and he was able to find a zamboni
for me that was in uh Sill Mark that I
guess I'll just describe the zamboni to you. It's costs.

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It costs fifteen thousand dollars and it's being marketed as
dumb and dumber to Chevy samboni. Uh. And what it
is is it's a strip club zamboni. It's I don't
know what where this zamboni was, what the proximity to
the club. It's advertising, but it says mister pants all

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night cabaret and and then the address of the club.
And so if I also, if anyone wants to send
me fifteen thousand dollars and uh an ice rink. That's
a that's a little project I've got going on the
side trying to get mister pants. Zam, you're going to
use it to clean up Echo Park. You turn to

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God there, I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna run over the
castleman Mitchell Barrel with my mister Pants cabaret zamboni. It
will be a slow and incredible, incredible win for the community.
Tweet I was enjoying is from Ryan Perry tweeted, Oh
you're an NBA fan, name your favorite last three minutes

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of a Bones episode. Uh. You can find me on
Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can find us on
Twitter at Daily zeit Guys. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist
on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page and a website,
Daily zegis dot com, where we post our episodes on
our footnotes, where we link off to the information that

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we talked about in today's episode. We also often link
off to a song that we think you guys might enjoy,
but I don't. I don't have a recommendation today, Jamie.
Do you have a song recommendation? Yes? Oh, any any
song or listeners check out Here's the thing. I only
listen to Macilmore. I mean, here's here's the thing BLM,

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but not with raps, like only white raps. I like Mackelmore.
I like, what's her name, Iggy Azalea, Jacky, Jack Harlow,
he's white. I resent that I have to learn who

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Jack Harlow is. He comes up so much. Can I
say something, Jamie, I don't quite know who he is,
but it's gonna be one of those things that it
just happened enough times around me that I like found
out who he was. But like again, I like, it's
like the Olivia Rodrigo thing, Like there's been so many

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adults being like, oh my god, I connect, Oh my god,
this is bringing me back, and I'm like, has nothing
else happened from when you were in high school or now?
Like you can't you don't like, come on, let's think
of like there has to either listen to the song
from that you listen to in high school or listen
to a song about adult you now. But like this

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idea of like this nostalgia adjacent thing where people are like, oh,
I'm in my fields and also like this was the
last thing I say. Sorry, nothing more sinister than an
adult being in their fields. Here's my thing, y'all. Like Jack, like,
let's say adult version of you right now? What was

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your favorite what was your favorite musician in high school?
Like contempt? Okay, Wu Tang? Right if you now traveled
to the past and met sixteen year old you and
went was sucked? Young Jack, guess what we both equally
like Wou Tang, you'd be like, oh I grew up
to be aloud, Like I don't like a new thing

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like Jamie, Like Jamie, who'd you like in high school?
I was a bright Imagine you now coming back meeting
cool bright eyes, loving sixteen year old Jamie being like,
don't worry, You're always gonna listen to Bright Eyes every week. Wow,

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nothing changes. How depressing, you know, Like I loved like
you know, I'm from the South. I like, here's the
thing I love outcast. I love and but these are
like people with like longevity, right if you're talking about
of the moment, right, let's like chingy, you know what
I'm saying, Like if it's sixteen year old me met
me now as being like, who we just get even

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more into chiny, Like I guess I'll kill myself all right,
it's crazy anyways, that's why I got her said, I
respect her. Yes, and thank you because during your cake there,
I got a recommendation from superproducer Anna Hosnie, who thinks

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people should go check out Man next Door with you
Roy and Santigold. It's good reggae jam We're gonna link
off to that in the footnotes and go check it out.
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