UnbeBEEFable, President Blood-Eye 9.6.19

In episode 468, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and Get Rich Nicks podcast co-host Nick Turner to discuss Trump's sharpie-gate, Joe Biden's bleeding eye during the climate town hall, Trump possibly replacing Pence, the Hallmark Christmas movie slate, the new Bad Boys For Life film, Canadian ketchup, Incogmeato, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. Sharpie-gate? Trump shows apparently altered hurricane map

2. Joe Biden 1988 presidential campaign

3. Joe Biden's bloody eye was the perfect metaphor for his disastrous CNN climate town hall

4. Tensions mount between Trump, Pence camps heading into 2020 election

5. Mike Pence's Humiliation Knows No Bounds

6. 40 New Christmas Movies Are Premiering On Hallmark And Yule Be Sorry If You Don't Watch Them

7. WATCH: BAD BOYS FOR LIFE - Official Trailer

8. Heinz Repositions Its Bottle Labels So They Guide You To Pour Ketchup Perfectly

9. Kellogg's thinks we'll want to eat something called Incogmeato

10. WATCH: Planet Giza - Space Cadet

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season episode four of
two Daily Sight production of My Heart Radio. This is
a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's
share consciousness and say, officially off the top, hey, fuck
Coke Industries and fuck Fox News. It's Friday, September six,
two th nineteen, Miles Wired. My name is Jack O'Brien

(00:23):
a K. Jack is on time to record the show.
To nut in the red light song heavy Glow. By
the way, I tried to say I be there, Zighting four,
that is courtesy if just season a case. I appreciate

(00:46):
the dedication, the specificity, and I'm sure to be joined
as always by my co host, Mr Miles Gray. Secret
Spies from Cold Gast tried to steal the text Binding
Nation and little Miles from Kelly dreams of oscar Awe
invitation and if you want these kind of dams, it's

(01:07):
side to Bonica. Um again, I think we have an
exact Oh, just season K s at a K week
with that californication, It's Friday, k Uh, It's Friday, so
next week I want fucking nickel Back? Are there? How

(01:31):
many Nickelback songs are there? First of all, bro right
all right, you know what? Um anyway, listeners ignore that
because some people don't respect Canadian art, but I do,
so please hit me with the nickelback a K S.
I love pretty much every song from the first two albums.

(01:52):
You know, I like Silver Side Up. I love all
the right reasons. Actually, let's limited to those Silver Side
Up for all the right reasons. Those are two yes? Yes, yes?
Does that? Does that have the one about the girl
who screwed him over? The one that's all the video
with the video of the girl who looks um sure, yeah.

(02:14):
But there's also there's also another track called Next Contestant,
which is sounds like a jealous boyfriend who is like
really concerned about how his girlfriend dresses for work out
of oar oh no. The first words are, I can
tell by what she's wearing. Just how many heads? Im
terry and awful of assholes coming founder her? Wow, It's

(02:37):
like it's getting worse why each night? And then the
thing is he's talking about these dudes coming up to
his girl, and that's when it goes here comes the
next Contestant. Oh my god, no, no, no, is that
your hand on my girlfriend? Is that your head? Anyway?

(02:58):
So yeah, nickelback a gay. It's the idea that it's
getting worse, like suggests that it's a like pathological thing
that's like just a condition he has that's getting worrise.
So he just like has no spine to god, Now
I don't I won't say anything. So I'm just gonna
take this out on these men and sort of put

(03:19):
her her employment in jeopardy. Well, we are thrilled to
be joined in our third seat by a hilarious comedian
and podcaster, Mr Nick Turner. Oh oh cheez, that's what
I sing to my dug cheetah. Yeah, that's my favorite thing.
Oh man, Um, I have a theory about how it's
getting worse for Kreger k r o e g. That's

(03:45):
the thing, and that shame on me. Yeah, I think
we say Kroger, that's what you think. But when I
looked on the yeah, well hold on, do you know
how to look at like pronunciation guides of people's Of
course I do. What do you do it this time?
Thank god? Oh well, well, never mind. Here's my theory

(04:06):
about um why things are getting worse because she keeps
wearing more and more revealing clothing, you know. But I
think it's just because of her job as a bartender.
Probably doesn't pay a lot, so she can't afford new clothes. Also,
her lifestyle is probably pretty unhealthy. She's probably gaining weight,
which means that every time she puts on the clothes
they're a little more revealing than last time and their threadbare. Yeah,

(04:31):
so what was that worth saying? You know? I wonder
does she work front? Oh? Maybe, but that at that
point it's like, yo, you, you gotta start this out
if you knew what it was a line where he says,
they'll go and ask the DJ find out just what
would she say if they tried coming on to her.

(04:53):
My guess, based on extensive analysis, is that she works
at a coyote ugly type. Yes, yes, yes, you know
a Hooters type if you will. Those are very different,
are they. Well, Hooters waitresses don't dance on the bar.
They just give you the wings. The wings and they
do that weird thing where they flip the stool upside
down and like they rocked their hips. Somebody has spent

(05:18):
some cute learn how to be a toxic mill In
the uh, Nick, we're gonna get to know you a
little bit better in a moment. But first we're gonna
tell our listeners a couple of things we're talking about
two days, such as Trump's most half ast lie to date,
pretty dedicated though. Yeah, we're gonna talk about whether he's
good at being president, how things are headed. Joe Biden

(05:42):
continued to be less than stellar at the whole thinking
on his feet thing, but exceeded expectations when it came
to bleeding in his eye, So we're gonna talk about that.
We're gonna talk about whether Trump will replace Mike Pence
on the Twin Twin ticket. We're gonna talk out this
catchup bottle in Canada and speaking of Canadian art, and

(06:06):
also Myles gonna do a little quiz for Nick and
I about the Hallmark Christmas movie slate. But first Nick,
before we get to any of that, we like to
ask our I guess what's something from your search history
that's revealing about who you are. I'm glad you asked,
Oh good, I just looked up my search history. Here's
what I was last googling. I googled storyteller, writer, bus

(06:30):
tour guide, if C storytellervice. I'm trying to figure out
what you were trying to figure out. Here's what I
was trying to figure out, did a writing grant. I
saw a guy that, um, I recognized from a movie
I had seen on i FC like fifteen years ago.
He was a writer. It was just him. It was
like a one man show, but it was um. He

(06:51):
was a bus tour guide in New York City, like
for a Gray Line and then that was the One
Man Tours. He was like, you know given this like
this man, yeah, one man show as a tour guide. Um.
And he had like curly hair that was kind of
long and like a high pitched voice. And I couldn't

(07:13):
I couldn't remember. I couldn't remember, so I googled that.
Still can't figure it out. Until did you like see
him out at a restaurant or something. You were like,
I'm gonna pretend like I know this guy's name. I
find him by googling him real quick. Um. I was
actually behind him in line at T s A and
I actually kind of got freaked out because they pulled

(07:34):
his bag out, and I thought, because when the bag
in front of you is in the machine, so is
your bag. And Simothy speed Leviat Timothy speed Levitt's and
it was called the Cruise. The cruise was good in
black and white. Black and white. Yeah, all I had

(07:54):
to search was one man show Bust tour guide. Well,
oh you know, um I, um, I probably was googling
bing um no, act what you need into Google rather
than just being um no, but um I, what was

(08:18):
in his bag is going to reveal a lot about
this guy. It was just a pound of cooking. No,
there was nothing there. But I was really afraid it
was me because I definitely had weed hist the but
it was his. Yeah, mine, mine was fine. We got
my weed through is that will Look, we don't talk
about that on this Here's what I say. It's legal
to take it through l a X. That's everybody knows that.

(08:39):
But then it's like I didn't guess how much I needed, right,
too much? Laught? Oh my god, there's a quopper in there,
a quarter pounds. What is something you think is overrated?
Food delivery apps? Um, they're too expensive? Yeah, there there's
a fee, and then there's also you got a tip.

(09:00):
And then also after you've done picking everything, they're like,
oh this restaurant, it's like a twelve dollar one, which
is just like yeah, and then it's always it's always
after you've you've selected and you're like it's come, and
then you hit it and you're like, oh, it's like
it's they test you so much more money, and then
it just always ends up being like twenty dollars more. Also,

(09:22):
it takes so long, it will never be faster than
you're just going to get something. Also, when your food comes,
have you ever gotten good French fries from a delivery?
Depends if they respect the fries enough to cut the
tops off the container to allow the heat to escape
and not just steam your French fries, thus creating a
saggy fry. Are you finding that that's happening? If you
order from Wingstop, they have ventilated styrofoam things, so that

(09:46):
does not contribute to steaming your fried food. And some hack, Yes,
some restaurants, you can tell the chefs give a funk
because they will take traditional styrofoam containers and they'll clip
the corners off or just jab the lids. I know
certain tie restaurants will do that. Uh shout out to
Original Time or Hollywood. Um, but yeah, I get it
though too. It's funny half the time when I like,

(10:07):
if I order something online, You're like, oh, hell, yeah,
they got this thing, and then they hit you at
the end, they're like you ready to pay eight dollars
on top of that thing? Right? Like, where were you
before when I was selecting a restaurant? Yeah, exactly, because
it's like sunk the time in. Well, they lure you in.
It's like delivery, and then there's like the service fee,
which is like another ten per cent or nine percent number,

(10:31):
and then if it's like door dash, you don't know
if the tip actually goes to the fucking courier. You
know what I mean, Here's what I've been doing. I'll
call the restaurant, I'll tell him what I want, and
I'll go get it. Yeah. Yeah, what are you living
in two five? Yes, I'm moving back to two thousand five.
I'm watching black and white movies on tour guides and

(10:51):
I'm picking up my own damn food. Yeah. I feel
like off my lottery and driving like uber and stuff
like that. You because all of these new gig economy
companies just pay terribly. You like, the the whole scheme
doesn't really work because there's too much interaction with the

(11:12):
people there, or there's too much like required from the
people they're paying terribly. I think the only one that
is like really works is Amazon because as long as
the package gets there, you're fine. But like, yeah, the
food delivery stuff, it's they pay their employees like ship,
and then the food doesn't get their own time, or

(11:33):
it gets there half eaten or and then nobody eats fine,
respect me, half eaten. Has that? I've heard that people people,
That's why sometimes that's why I don't like places will
seal the bag to ensure no tomfoolery, right, but sometimes

(11:54):
you get the loose bag. You might want to count
your fries. Yeah, one time, I'm pretty sure I had
a band aid in the milkshake I drink. It tasted
like a blended up, like a band aid was blended
up in it. Drink it anyway? What that that isn't
like a beautiful blender like you's able to blend the
You know, I'm almost more smell a band aid, like
a new band aid out the box. You just know that,

(12:16):
you know the smell of a band aid. Sure, the
only thing that gets me hard car smell like band aids.
Yeah great, but yeah, that was the flavor of my milkshake.
I could have been having a stroke, light stroke, but yeah,
I was. I remember telling her Majesty my girlfriend partner.
I was like, yo, I don't taste this. It tastes
like a band aig. She's like, I'm not fucking tasting

(12:37):
it tastes like a band aid. I'm like, good point,
But I spent nineteen dollars on this, so I have
to drink it. Uh. The other thing that I hate
is that you never It's like a game and chicken
to see if you're going to go get the food
or if they're going to bring it up to your apartment.
I just met outside. Yeah, me too, because I don't
I'm a good guy. Yeah, it's easier. I'm like, yo,
go go make these runs. I don't want to get
out of your car. Yeah. And then if it's raining,

(12:58):
I go out with the umbrella. You know. Wow. There
have been times I've been so nigh, I've fallen asleep,
I missed the delivery and I get charged. So that's
that's you. That's piece of sh I forgot. I was hungry.
Yeah I did it, and I was like and I
was like, oh shoot, I think I have food coming.

(13:19):
And then my phone was blown up. There like I'm here,
I'm here, and they can't leave it legally because something
could happen to it, Like someone could folk with your food.
If they leave it on the doorstep and you eat it,
they're liable. So they just do not deliver it and
you eat that, you eat, so they just eat it.
I well whatever, Yeah, they're for them. They're like, oh cool.
So again the incentive structure, they're incentivized to be like

(13:40):
I'm here. Whoops, you never showed up? And the free well,
I I aggressively did not answer for like five right right?
What is something you think is underrated Jersey Shore? The
location or the show? No, the show go on, Okay,
go off. Um. I just think it's Um, it's fantastic
because we live in a world now where we we

(14:02):
get to to look at what happened to them. Because
he's still Yeah, you're like you wonder, like you're watching
the old version and you're like, I bet I know
what's gonna happen. That guy is going to jail. That
guy is gonna be like getting in the public fights
with his girlfriend. She's getting divorced. They're getting divorced. This
one's gonna get fat. Um and it all happened and

(14:23):
we saw all of it. Um and uh, Ronnie Ronnie Magro,
which is the best last name in the history of UM.
Just people who look like Ultimate Fighting champions and look, Agro,
your last name is Macro. Holy shit? He uh he

(14:44):
like every episode here he has new teeth because he
keeps getting his teeth punched out by his wife girlfriend
baby mom. Yes, he is like abused. And then he
puts everything online all the time, and then and then
they have to go film the show and everyone's like, hey, wrong,
I don't want to talk about it. And they're like, well,

(15:07):
it's you. You made it. You put it on your
Instagram account. I mean, you know how we respect the
prophecies of the Jersey Shore. We have scripture on our wall. Yeah,
that's why I brought it up the letter, Yes, obviously,
um but yeah there was something about that though too
that was really great because it was an authentic snapshot
of this subculture that people were visually aware of but

(15:28):
did not quite know about. That's why I Love Jordy Shore,
which was like the UK spin off about Jordy's in
the Newcastle, and I was like, yes see, I like this.
I like more scene based reality shows rather than like
the people's fucked up value based reality shows, although hey
check out on any Day fiance. Yeah, it's funny that everyone,
you know, It's like the real world is like, let's

(15:48):
put one on every type of person in the room, right,
and then was like, let's put the same guy in
the room over and over, and one of them is
a legitimate giant, like top five DJs in the world.
It's just like revenue. Yeah, I guess so, yeah, I
mean yeah, he's like one of the top earning DJ artistry.
I mean, look, I look at nobody presses the button

(16:10):
like that. He can. He knows how to twist a knop. Yeah.
I don't think he's out here cutting and scratching. What
is it? Um doubt it. And we got DJ Daniel
literally giving me side I because DJ Daniel you might
not know h no much less certified hater. Oh yeah.

(16:30):
If I really was just like bumping poly dcs in
my car, just mixes. They're like, yo, you got the
poly d wet Republic makes from August eighteen, dude fucking Flame.
Yeah I did see here. Spotify playlist top five DJs
and pod was heavily feature. What is the myth? What's

(16:52):
something people think it's true in the middle. Yeah, um,
I thought that was Oh god, no, not Danny Masterson.
And I know that guy's in jail Hollywood, Yeah, which
is just out here in the street. Yeah, he's at
the places I go to. Um uh Okay, a myth.
I got a debunk summer. We all thought it was June,

(17:14):
July and August, but it's not. It's July, August, and September.
It's hotter in September than it is June. And so
I want a petition for it to be fully changed. Great,
who do we petition? You know, you guys have a
bigger following, So I'm gonna have to just put it
out to your if anyone is in charge of summer

(17:36):
or seasonal setting. Now, is this l A based specific?
I think so. Yeah, maybe no. And I got back
from New York Sday and it was it was still
I mean, it was super fucking hot there. June June
in l A is freezing. Well yeah, because we have

(17:56):
l A. People know June June gloom. It's just it's
just never quite sunny immediately in the morning or whatever.
And now, yeah, today, like this last week in l A.
It's been like eighty is like seven in the morning,
and and September has always been part of Indian summer.
M h. And so I think just drop it, just
say summer. Also, that's probably problem I've been saying it.

(18:18):
I'm like, that can't be I'm not sure what that means.
Is that canceled? That that phrase, I mean, let's see,
let's see where it actually came from. Can't be good.
I don't know. The National Weather Service has a definition
of it, Okay, which doesn't necessarily mean I don't know. Hey,
if you're a weather person, let us know Indian summer canceled.

(18:40):
Probably hot girl summer canceled. You think no, hot boy autumn,
hot September summer. What about I'm talking about by the way,
that Christopher Masterson from Malcolm in the Middle. Okay, wow,
thank god, we don't smirched good scientologists. Yes, the right, right, right, yeah, yeah,

(19:06):
all right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be
right back, and we're back, and it's time to talk
Sharpie gate. The president is that it's stupid, it's a

(19:27):
stupid part gaitification. But let's just let's just listen to
some audio from this meeting that the President had where
he showed an outdated, altered map of Hurricane Dorian's path.
We had Actually our original chart was that it was
going to be hit hitting Florida directly. Maybe I could
just see that Kevin hitting directly and that would have

(19:52):
affected a lot of other states. The map included what
appeared to be a drawn on black line around the
southeast coast of Alabama extending from the actual potential track
area that was forecast. It was going to hit not
only Florida, but Georgia could have was going towards the Gulf.
That was what we what was originally projected. That was

(20:13):
the helpful voice of a Reuters video algorithm algorithm telling
us what was going on visually helpfully what a sad
state of It's kind of amazing. I mean, it is amazing, right,
it's not I mean, he's not really trying to get
away with a lie. Right, he doesn't think that's fooling anyone.

(20:34):
I think it clearly does. What was he hoping to
gain out of that thinking receipt to him? Right? You
know what I mean? Because everyone can well, I well,
because first it was all verbal verbal, Now, that's not
what I saw. This is what it originally was. And
he literally said, here's a fucking receipt I hand altered. Right.
I think I think what he was trying to communicate,

(20:54):
if I can be the Trump whisper once again, the
nickname I'm known by amongst uh the Internet. I think
he didn't get that that was going to be the
entirety of the storm and that it would no longer
be a hurricane or even a noteworthy storm after that cone.
And so he was like, see, it was going in

(21:15):
this direction and like kind of drew a little like
extension up into Alabama as if to be like, so
it's easy to see why I said Alabama would be
My guess, am I providing too much? Like, I mean,
I get that what you're saying, you're trying you're trying
to understand his logic, but I guess it it's completely Uh.

(21:38):
The that point is moot when you actually look at
what the map is and his inability to understand what
that map is where it's like at its furthest point,
it will go there right, not like oh yeah it
was moving in that direction, versus like no, no no, no,
like like that was that's where it would conclude it.
According to this remarkable that every time Trump says something,

(21:59):
there is like there really is a way to look
at it where you're like, I guess there's something there right, right,
if you're someone who is completely ignoring what an expert
is telling you, and you have an inability to to
just be like, yeah, maybe I got that wrong wrong.
I'll have to brush up on my mouth. I mean,
it's obvious why he did it. I guess the reason
he is still looking at early proposals or early projections

(22:25):
of where the storm might go that we're now badly
out of date, and he's doing this the day before, uh,
the storm actually hits the Carolina's like a completely different path.
He's still looking at this old chart because it was
something that he got wrong and he just can't can't

(22:47):
stand being wrong. It's just wild, though, how much flailing
there's been, with like the amount of tweeting about this
that he's even doing, like Hogan Gidley, even like the
like people around him that that are his mouthpieces still
being like, well, you know, um, it looks like I
get it, like it could have been, so I think
this is I think this is who could care? I

(23:08):
think this is like a could anyone on Earth care
if he like got that wrong? No, well, a federal offense.
It's a federal offense to falsify a weather report. So
there's that, and it was it was bad. It's just
a thing that snowballs when it starts with him saying

(23:28):
you know, Alabama's in the path of the storm, everybody
be careful in a tweet, and then the National Weather
Service having to come out and correct him and that
should be it. It's like, Wow, that guy's really loose
with the information and like makes a lot of mistakes.
But he can't, I mean do that. He has to
come back and be like, well, you know it didn't

(23:50):
originally say Alabama and then prove it to all of
us in this half asked way that I feel like,
this is what if he was doing the hellic opter
screaming press conferences back at the beginning of his presidency,
when Sean Spicer did the his crowd was just as
big as Obama's, we would have seen him like pull

(24:12):
up something where like the crowd was drawn in with
a sharp was just right. Yeah, y um. I think
someone on Twitter had that joke out did that? They're like, oh,
also check out this inauguration photo. Or if he was Stalin,
he wouldn't have photos shopped out the disappeared people. He
would just have them scribbled over with the sharp and
just write dumb, dumb or something. Well, it's great. In

(24:35):
true Trump fashion, he sucked all the air out of
the conversations around gun control and you know, election security
and things like that because I'm bold. Look at this,
I clearly have sharp regular Like yeah, but I mean, president,
what about these background checks? I don't know. Writing on
things with a sharpie like just a toddler who you like,

(24:56):
can't let have market markers is his move. He's constantly
writing on newspaper articles with sharpie and like sending it
off to people. So right, And also that's like his
whole like his brand is writing in sharpie too. Yes,
like you every time they catch photos of like his
hands scrawled notes and ship it's always in sharpie. He's
always writing on shin and sharp by. I wonder if

(25:16):
he like in that instance, he really did hold the
sharpie like a child, like it was an ice pick,
no actual form, and holding it just like yep. And
then we'll put the circle bigger there. It really also
and we're gonna kind of get into this with Biden
uh in a little bit, but it really suggests that
we just have these doddering old people who are just

(25:39):
surrounded by people who are just trying to like keep
them from being as hopeless and not there, not all
there as as they really are, like in public. Because
like he's like the fact that he got that past
anyone means that like it hadn't been cleared by anybody.
He just drew the sharpie circle and then was like, hey,

(26:01):
bring that over here. Well he probably did, and they're like,
well you don't want to do that, Mr Presdent. He's like,
bring me the original map, right because he's such a
rage machine, whereas with Biden, his eyes reading in the middle,
let's talk to leave. If your eye explode, you're like, well,
had a good run, thanks everyone. Yeah, well, I don't

(26:22):
know if it necessarily, but like it's just like these
visuals that are happening on top of his just performances
as a politician or just like getting shit wrong about
his votes or experiences and things like that, and he's like, yeah,
so he had this Joe Biden along with the other
Democratic candidates appeared at the CNN town hall where they

(26:45):
answer questions about, you know, how they planned to deal
with climate, which I do want to say was actually good.
Was I didn't think it was going to be useful
considering how sometimes the debates had gone with like all
this dumb pageantry up top. But the questions, aside from
the times when they had like these really lame things
about like well what about light bulbs and like some
kind of like shut up right, the fact that in lightbulbs, yeah,

(27:08):
the fact that the candidates are now identifying stupid questions
is kind of interesting, like that that's a new trend.
Elizabeth Warren and Corey Booker were both like, what what
the funk are you talking? Like, No, that's a distress,
no fool, We're talking about three industries causing all this ship.
We can focus on the playoffs exactly. It is nice

(27:29):
that when when it's specifically focused on something they can't change,
the subject is easily to be like, it's a great
question about climate, but I do want to talk about
however it's getting thousand dollars. Yeah, And again, it was
really nice to see that, like there was a lot
of people were mostly on the same page. Seemed like

(27:50):
nuclear energy was the one thing that seemed to be
a fork in the road for many people, because some
people like, well, we're gonna need it for our energy mix,
and some people are like, absolutely fucking not. I mean
gonna do that waste. It's a complicated question. What's gonna
do with all that waste, all that wastide case, here's
all the things I would do. Will I be able

(28:10):
to absolutely not? So this is our hopes and dreams,
and then I can't wait to ask the Senate uh.
And fittingly, because it was an actual useful display of policy,
it trended absolutely nowhere. I had no idea what was
happening anywhere. Like I was just like, wait, is this
the this the debate we've been talking about for months? No, no, no, no,

(28:32):
this this one doesn't matter another one on LGBTQ issues.
That it's amazing how little interest we have in people's
actual ideas without them fighting with each other, right, like,
unless they're about to come to blows, I really couldn't care.
People like, well, do Kamala, don't go on, Biden. It's like, no, mother,
we're all fucking losing, right, now everybody the right is

(28:56):
trying to start a thing that Bernie advocated popular Asian
control as part of his plan, just because he talked
about access to birth control for women. That's why he's
always voted for guns pop control. But Biden, I think so.
I mean, Elizabeth Warren continued her habit of kind of

(29:17):
just giving ted talk esque answers that it's like, wait,
did she know that question was coming or what? Because
she's just like she's been nailing it in all these debates.
But Biden continues to seem to be like something between
a boxer who's like kind of out on his feet
and you can tell doesn't totally know where he is

(29:38):
and a kid who gets called on during class while
he's paying attention to something else and like he doesn't
even know what the question is. So that this dude
from the town hall asked a question about the fact
that he's like, how are we supposed to trust you too?
And the problems with climate control when it's caused by
companies and you are having a fundraiser tomorrow that is

(30:02):
being run by a huge energy executive, and he seemed
completely unprepared for a question. He was like, well, first,
of all, he's not an energy executive. Uh, and then
he's a really chill guy, depends on what you mean
by energy, but just didn't and then he kind of
implicitly blamed his staff, which I can see why. Like

(30:26):
that that kind of gets like, these people, these politicians,
all are a result of a bunch of different people
collaborating to put a message and an image out there.
And he just doesn't seem to be well prepared. But
it's totally unclear whether they're just too busy weekend at

(30:47):
Bernie's singing him through the campaign to catch small stuff
like the fundraiser with an energy executive the next it
just shows you the reality. They they're still old school, right,
like fucking yeah, we take this pack money, We'll like
this lobbying money, will fill the coffers up and you like.
But that's the whole point. I mean, that's who he is.
That he's the way it's always been done, and he's

(31:07):
the guy who's gonna get it done because he's gonna
have the most money, because he is going to take
the money from everyone, because he's not getting individual donors
like Bernie and Warrant. But he had the vibe of
sort of like he was confused by that was a
problem almost. He's like he's like to yeah, He's like, wait,
hold on, do they know how this ship works? But
I mean he's like, first of all, he's not an

(31:27):
energy executive because the guy is also a huge head
fund like magnate. But like all of these people, all
these billionaires are tied up together. Man, Like, that's why
you can't be taking huge amounts of money from industry. Basically,
you have you have to be. It's just gonna be
too hard for somebody like him to unwind himself from

(31:51):
all the all the different forces that are harm in
the country. So shout out my concern. Shout out to
that one nineteen year old who asked him a question.
She was like, older generations have continued to fail our
generation by repeatedly choosing money and power over our lives
and futures. So how can we trust you to put
us the future over the wants of large corporations and

(32:11):
well the individuals. And his answer was like, because I've
never done it, right, huh, because I've never done well.
I've never done that. Now, I've never been president. It's
not like there was a bill called the bill to
choose of the fucking money over the future of our children. Right, well,
where where's the vote for that? It's like I've never
had nothing to do with that. I've never made that

(32:33):
choice for decades. Uh. Now, this is one of those
things that could just be a silly thing that's like
bad optics. But his body was leaking blood into his
eyeball for the second half of the town hall, Like
he he looked over and it just seemed like there
was a huge pool of blood in his eye. And

(32:55):
I do think that's sort of relevant because he has
had like stress related injuries from campaigns before he in
was like the front runner basically for president, and then
it was revealed that he had plagiarized a bunch of
his speeches or his speechwriter had apparently he's not good

(33:16):
at you know, making his staff work on doing good stuff,
or he apparently his staff has a history of failing him.
But he then was found to have an angerism that
if he hadn't been like had his campaign torpedo probably
would have killed him in And he had to take

(33:37):
seven months off from being a senator just to like
rest up. Essentially. Yeah, so he has like you know,
I mean, I don't know his old people bleeding from
the I stuff. That's scary because I feel like every
old person in my family has had that at some point,
and I was as a kid, I'd like, no, man,
I was just poking too much because I drink too
much last night. Right, Yeah, I mean that's probably what's

(33:57):
going on here to Biden was clearly ship at this
town hall. But I don't know, you know, again, it's
just it's one of those things you don't. You start
to realize, like these quotes from Obama and these stories
where he's like you don't have to do this, Joe,
Like where a lot of people I think who really
knew him were like, you're not, this isn't this isn't
the best thing for you. Like you're also kind of

(34:19):
and at the at the moment, you're not right for
this moment. And but he's very adamant, and even Obama
summoning them being like, don't let him hurt himself, right,
like just shows you that, Yeah, people learn, don't let
him hurt his legacy. No, he won't. Could Obama run again? No,

(34:41):
that's illegal. Now you can't. You can't run even if
some time has passed. I wish there was like college,
like you had some eligibility left right, like I got
a season of villegiaby left. Why can't you just take
like eight years off and then what if he changed
his name? Yes, the same Barack Obama. Who's saying Saddam,
who's saying Obama Obama? I'm not gonna do well. I

(35:03):
don't think so. I'm gonna do a quick poll. No,
it's not gonna do well. I'm thinking about voting for myself.
Great for a president. I mean, writing candidates always an
interesting strategy. I mean, you know it's California. No, I
mean it literally has never gotten us in trouble in
California at any time I've ever voted anywhere. This year,

(35:24):
people just do it. Ironically. It's the California goes red suddenly,
like what happened everyone? Ironically. The top vote getter was
Nick Turner, with two wrote themselves. Let's talk about a
rumor that happens every time a incumbent is running for president.

(35:44):
The rumors start circulating that they might replace their vice
president with the new with some fresh blood, fresh legs. Uh.
And it's happening once again with Trump and Pence. There's
a story that it is going to replace Trump, the
Pence is gonna writ well, that would make more sense.
But this is actually from somebody who's been kind of

(36:08):
an insider with the Pence campaign for the past couple
of years and is about to publish a book on
what that's like, which will be interesting. I'll be curious,
like how he writes about like somebody who's just hiding
in various offices for the entire presidency. But the nester
but it never seen or never roses still here, just

(36:32):
half his face in a doorway. It's like, where's Mike,
And he's like, oh, so, anyways, The details are that
the Trump and Pence camps have been feuding and just
like things are getting chillier and chillier between like all
their advisors, and that Trump has been openly speculating about
replacing Pence. After the heavy November losses in the mid

(36:54):
term for the GOP, he started talking about how he
might have to replace Pence, that that will help, and
then on a recent golf vacation he was again openly
talking about it, not realizing that everybody around him hates
him and will immediately report back to whoever they want to,
and then Javanka Jared Vanka are pushing this as a

(37:15):
strategy for winning back suburban women because that they're planning
on replacing Pence with Nicki Haley. Yes, uh would she?
She would not. I don't know. She probably who's Who's
a woman. We know she's already like literally eye rolling.
She's like responding to Trump tweets with like this is

(37:36):
so unnecessary because her way of possibly if she really
doesn't want to be president, is she's got to act
like now, I always knew that motherfucker was full of ship.
When's the last time this happened that they replaced? This
isn't this is just humiliation. This is just which is
also were worth discussing because he loves to humiliate that.

(37:58):
You say he's had to stay at his golf course
Ireland even though it was three hours away. Yeah, that
is insane. Three hours away. Working for Trump is just
like being on rush week for a sorority, for like
a really mean sorority. Are you going to New York
and you should stay at my place in Baltimore? Exactly? Fdr,

(38:23):
he had three vice presidents, ball er, I mean we
f well. He also had more terms. Yeah, he went
out of fourth. He's like, well, you can't have the
same VP that many years in a row, guys. I
mean that would that would lead to this? Yeah? Yeah,
so it probably won't happen. I'm excited to read the

(38:46):
Pence book to just here it's going to how he's
dealing with. Trump's vice president could be Bernie Sanders and
it wouldn't move the needle for anyone. This vice president
could be Oprah. He should just put Don Jr. As
vice president and be done with Ivana Ivanka. You know
Ivana is his ex wife, Ivanka. Oh yeah, Ivana would

(39:09):
be good too. Just yeah, bring it talk to Donna.
Yeah boy. I don't know if he'd be interested in
that though, but I think, yeah, the whole like transparently
insecure strategy, like okay, we lost suburban women because that
like tour that they're putting together with like a who's
who of like conservative women to try and be like, hey,
we want to talk to the people we lost in

(39:30):
the suburbs with these people who are just going to
repeat these boilerplate offensive talking points to you, maybe it'll help.
But I just thought of a joke I should have
made earlier, you guys whatever, yea. So, speaking of Andrew Yang,
you know, I said, go on, I didn't see the debate,
but I'm assuming when they asked him, like, what's he
gonna do to curb you know, the resident hurricanes, it's

(39:51):
gonna be like, I'm gonna give Okay, that would have
been good earlier, terrible now, thank you so much him
to see Yes, um, let the dust step on? So
I did. I didn't even know about. Are they organizing
a tour of Yeah? And Conaway will go out there,

(40:14):
Katrina Pearson, um Kimberly Gilfoyle like just all the you know,
satellite women orbiting that White House. Who they can get.
I'm sure Diamond and Silk will probably go out there,
but I don't know. But who knows. The thing you're
selling is your biggest liability you it's well, hey, I
mean that's why he's you know, he's maybe he has

(40:36):
a trick up his sleeve. Maybe he doesn't. Right, we'll see,
all right, we're gonna take another quick break. We'll be
right back. And we're back and it's time for Miles

(40:58):
to quiz us on some up coming Hallmark Christmas movies.
Do first, of all, let me uh posit. This question
is about how many of us enjoy a terrible Christmas movie.
I'm not I'm not with you like you. I'm a
trash human, okay, Hi, My blood type is terrible Christmas movies.

(41:20):
Because there's no better way to just ignore your annihilation
fantasies you have than to sit on a couch and
watch these meaningless films where a person from a big
city has to move to a small town to figure
out the meaning of Christmas is typically the construction. Now,
the reason I asked is because to me, these films
are so formulaic that at times from the title alone

(41:40):
you can begin to figure out what the plot of
the film is. So I just so. Hallmark just announced
their full list of holiday movies and the titles with
some synapsies, um, and I just want to see, if
you know, for some media savvy individuals like yourself, I
like garbage media and garbage movies, so I think, and

(42:01):
just knowing how these films are developed, how the titles
all have to be kind of wit. This is the
deal where it's thirty one in Christmas movies in the
days of September or December or something, yeah, where they do. Yeah,
they would just pack it every day. Basically everything gets
the I think October starts October forty films they have

(42:23):
first of all. So here we go. I just want
to put this title up to you. This one is
called a Christmas scavenger hunt. Okay, now you're saying that
it's usual about a city girl who has to go
back to the country. Not always, but it's always some
very very generic rom com construction. Yeah, I'm assuming this

(42:43):
is sort of a Gift to the Magi kind of deal, okay,
where they've send each other out on these scavenger hunts
and they get they get the thing, but they had
to sell their other thing that matched with it to
get the other present for that one. Does everyone know
what Gift of the Magi is? No, But this is like, yeah,
it's like one of these tropes. I mean it's it's

(43:04):
just it's a story. But now it's a trope where
um let's say, like, um, you know, the guy gets
a haircut for the girl or gets it, gets a
hairbrush for the girl. Um uh, and then the girl
wants to buy something for the guy, and so she
like cuts off her hair to sell her hair to
get get money for the guy's watch. But then the

(43:25):
guy had to cut off his hand, you know, to
get money for the hair brush, and so they give
it to him and I can't use them anymore. Yeah,
She's like, they learn a lesson about love. Yeah, so
I'm guessing this guy, you know, get a star for that.
I'm sorry, I'm just gonna cut you off, and I'm
just gonna tell you just go for it, Okay. Scavenger

(43:45):
hunt there's a Christmas scavenger hunt that happens in the
city or the country and a couple is competing endst
each other. Or two a man and a woman are
competing against each other and eventually fall in love. Nearly
fucking spot off. Wow. When Belinda heads back to her

(44:08):
hometown for the holidays, things get complicated when she's forced
to team up with her ex Dustin at the town's
annual Christmas The town's okay, how about this yours? By
the way, just way too meaningful? See this is a
Hallmark executive Like now, if I could do it again,
I would have said, it's just a scavenger hunt that

(44:29):
ends with her finding a diamond ring. How about this one?
A Christmas duet. Okay everything? Yeah, okay, So I want
to go with the competition aspect. They're both auditioning for
the same chair, uh cello or something, and then um
so in the end one of them gets it, but

(44:50):
then they decided to do a duet instead. Yeah, and
I'm gonna go with the girl is coming from the city.
She's a musician. She's moved away, uh to apply her
musical trade in the city. She's going back home. Her
ex or high school boyfriend is also there and they
end up a duet like playing music together and falling

(45:11):
in love. Wow. Okay, so it's about a well loved
music duo. Avery and Jess Jesse, famous for their duet
wouldn't be Christmas. They haven't played together in years and
have since gone their separate ways. Avery has given up
music and open up a beautiful, simple yet idyllic lodge
in snowy Vermont, while Jesse still tours and he's struggling

(45:33):
to find the same kind of success they had as
a duel. When fate brings them together, can they find
happiness and success once more? I bet that bucolic rural
setting is better for the soul than his touring and
worldly ways if I had to guess one last one,
because this is just so absurd. This is called picture
a Perfect Christmas. This is so zany though you're probably

(45:56):
not gonna get it, but I just like that they
think this is a thing that would be a good
Christmas film. Um so a Christmas family picture something something.
I'll give you a hint. It's about a photographer. Now,
think of a photographer that really has nothing to do
with Christmas, Okay, like magazine photographer. I'm guessing it's a

(46:17):
it's a school portrait photographer, and he takes pictures of
different schools and then when they get it, takes pictures outside.
All right, he's not employed Luther Wilson Elementary Click. So

(46:38):
he takes portraits of all the kids a different schools,
and then he accidentally switches. He accidentally sends the wrong
prince to the wrong family Christmas on Christmas. Christmas is
like a background because it's just a commentary on how
long it takes to get the pictures, because they took

(46:59):
the pictures nine months earlier. He's okay, I can try
one more dating profile picture takers ship. The movie centers
around in extreme sports photograph who returns home for the
holiday to look after her grandmother and ends up lending
a helping hand to a neighbor who needs assistance watching

(47:20):
his nephew with extreme sports opening Yeah, right, exactly. She's
probably picked up a few tricks of the trade from
her extreme sports people, and I bet the kid is
having trouble with some manner of extreme sports are just
like the building up the courage to do something, and
in helping the nephew, her and the uncle fall in

(47:42):
love or it's like, it's just a picture, you know
what I mean. Don't get intimidated by the picture. It's
just a moment. I watched one of these yesterday on
the plane. A Christmas film, no, but the exact same
structure like a Hallmark film. It's called Falling in Love.
Two ends. Christina Million, you know, lives that corporate race.
I think she said hamster wheel in the movie for

(48:04):
eight times. And then she enters a contest to win
an inn in New Zealand by writing an essay. She
wins it, and then throughout the movie she wins it
like she becomes a proprietor. So she moves to New
Zealand and then to get this idea, like, but it's
a mess, and she's gonna people keep people keep saying
like about how like this this guy was running the scam.

(48:27):
You know, the contest was a scam, and then at
the end there's no scam. They never bring up the
fact that anyone said it might be a scam. And
then it just works out perfectly and she has impeccable
managerial I love it. Speaking of scams, I have a
friend who's visiting in town and they got a place
through one of the I think airbnb or not Airbnb,

(48:48):
the other one r v R b oh, and it's
just a complete scam, Like they took really nice pictures, like,
paid a lot of money and then the place is
a complete dump. And the person emailed them. The person
emailed them the next day and was like, I'm gonna
tell everybody that you threw a huge party and destroyed

(49:09):
the place if you try and get your money back.
And they're like, but you literally sent me evidence your plot.
They buy they sent I mean, what about the screenshot
of that message. I didn't say it, like I'm going
to tell people that they said you threw a huge
party last night, and I don't want to tell in

(49:29):
the place. Yeah, yeah, that sort of thing. So anyways,
SHIP have friends who live where you're going, check out
the place if possible, and uh just don't don't contribute
to housing crisis. But how many times can they get
away with that? Like vrb O gets a complaint every
time someone stays there. Yeah, I mean a lot of
these men are not staffed as well as you would them.

(49:52):
I had to. I had a dispute with one of
those companies. SHIP. It took forever, right, and there was
shit coming out the toilet and they're like, do you
want your money back, and like, yeah, there's raw sewage. Yeah, exactly.
Not come out the bottom of this seems because they
sped up their renovations too much. I've seen it a
hundred times. I watched a lot of house flipping shows.

(50:14):
Let's talk about art. Bad Boys for Life. The new
trailer hit a couple of days ago. Uh ye, incoherent,
but a lot of fun. I love the first one.
I watched the second one off the strength of the
first one. Now they're testing me fucking trailer, I mean,
I get it. They do the same. Michael Bay exiting

(50:35):
the car shot very famous that you're like oh yeah,
I know this, this is this is creating some sense memories.
But then yeah, first of all, uh, Martin Lawriens looked
like he got stung by a bunch of bees. I
hope he's okay. Will Smith. It's unfair because Will Smith
is like a fucking non aging time traveler, and by comparison,
I was like, damn Martin. But then I'm like, no,

(50:55):
that's not fair because Will is just some other dude.
But yeah, there was so much fucking action in it.
I could not understand what the plot was. And I
don't mind that because but but my comparison was like
a fast and furious trailer. I have an idea of
what's happening, Like the stakes are sort of established. This
was sort of like we're back, and it's like I
gotta retire fucking but you know who knows. I'm I'm

(51:21):
a sucker for this. I have one thing to say
to the filmmakers. Fuck you. I don't okay. I don't
want to see a third of anything. I don't want
to see a single third of anything. It's all terrible.
There's no reason this movie is happening. They did not
have a good idea, had to deal before and very good,

(51:42):
very good Rocky three, Um Josh three. This is a
pile of trash one hundred percent. I hope it makes
no money and everyone involved gets fired and no longer
can work in Hollywood again. There are a lot of
great ideas out there. This is not one of him. Wow,
this is just went on a strafing run at a

(52:06):
ten Wardhawk. They this is not directed by Michael Bay
by the way, I mean, it should have to be
directed by the screenwriter, just so he could see what
he did. Quick synopsis. His old school cops team up
to take down the vicious leader of a Miami drug cartel.
Newly created elite Team AMMO of the Miami Police Department,

(52:30):
along with Mike and Marcus go up against the ruthless
Armando Armus. So they put together an elite team full
of fifty somethings at the station. No, it's what it
is is it's two old dogs and they're seeing the
new generation come in, which is this team Ammo, And
they have to reassert that's like, we may be old,
but we get ship done. Mike, Larry, what you're dating

(52:54):
my daughter? Come on, man, come get your storyline straight. Sorry,
that was they waited till the third one to do
that in the Weapons series, so I got confused. Anyways,
they make prodigious use of the we ain't nowhere, we ain't,

(53:16):
So it's worth watching just for that, although I do
a bad job of chopping it up. It's really bad.
They could have just played that song just for nostalgia,
and I'm like, okay, but um no, they dramaticized it
and it's like, did a mash up with like the
Bad Boys by Circle something perfect Circle? Yeah? No, ready,

(53:39):
at least man give me no break her Bad Boys? Uh?
What the lyrics to that Inner Circle by what You're
gonna do? What you're gonna do? I didn't realize Inner
Circle three. I don't know. They say people who do

(54:02):
a girl, I'm gonna make you sweat. You didn't know
what because in my mind that was a whole other thing. Yeah,
that Boys song. I assumed that was a one hit one,
like an algorithm. I was like, and then you know
they maybe did that, and uh, don't let the dogs

(54:24):
out or whatever? Who let the dogs let the dogs?
Don't let the dogs out again? I know you let
the dogs on. That's a good way for us to
avoid copyright long. Let's talk about Canadian catchup. Hines has
put out a limited edition series of bottles with the

(54:46):
label on the front of the bottle turned at a
forty five degree angle for optimal poor for optimal poorum
at the angle. It's more, this isn't really a story
because apparently this is just a publicity stunt and it's
only limited of very small numbers in Toronto, Canada. So
shout out to you all, o there and go get
your bottle. But my whole thing with glass catchup bottles,

(55:09):
it peaked when I was a kid when you said
you go to tap on the bottle and just a
hook that actually works. Yeah, when it does. But at
the same time, when the squeezeable ship came out, the
game was over. Now I get the whole thing about
one used plastics, signle, use plastics and ship like that.
Not great. But I have a terrible record with glass
bottle catchup because it's usually a fucking del uge of

(55:31):
ketchup because like by the time that air bubble comes in,
it's just displaced by and I'm like, okay, I'm I've
got spato on my burger. Um it feels strong about
we solved this problem and we went plastic. You can
do new types of plastics that aren't plastic now, r

(55:53):
you can figure it out. I don't know what you do.
Do it it? Yeah, we already do it. But Hines
is all about nostalgia. You know that fifty seven is
the variety of pickles they had. It doesn't make any sense.
It's just something that happen different varieties of pickles. That's
where wow go on. Sorry, so anyway, this's just um,

(56:15):
it's just another one of their things. Like, hey, it's
just it's I know it's it's worse, but it's we
were used to it. We used to do it. Here's
now we're selling your childhood back to you, just like
McDonald's and Coca Cola. Right, and they tap into the
like their whole campaign with the glass bottles is tapping
into the logical part of your brain that is like, well,

(56:37):
this is too easy to get. The harder to get
thing is the better one, right, Like, which I my
brain does do that. Like something about a glass bottle
that is harder to get catch up out of seems
like it should taste better to me, but it's dumb,
Like that's not a good thought. I don't I don't
want to embrace that. And it's just a restaurants, right,

(56:57):
you're not tapping catchup bottles at your house. The squeezeable, yeah, always,
everyone would always choose squeezeable top on the bottom exactly,
flip it upside down, smack it up, rub it down,
and then when you squeeze it out. The one thing, though,
is when the squeeze bozzle first first came out that
regulator cap. If you didn't know how to finesse that
first one, your first squeze would also be a deluge.

(57:19):
But then you learn the technique. They still haven't really
figured out mustard. It's still water. It's still water, you
got yeah, yeah, it's too forgod, I forget. Yeah. Well,
you know we're here to remind you, y'all. If you're
listening right now, please shake your mustard next time you
use it. Does that? Bad boys for life? Uh? And
there's a new horse has entered the race in the

(57:41):
world of prestige replacement meat, fake meat, vegan meat, plant
based proteins. Plant based proteins is what they're officially called.
And everything looks good that it bleeds like a burger
and apparently tastes great reals well to the ads. Kellogg

(58:02):
because they owned morning Star Foods, which makes a lot
of plant based food or I think that's what they do.
Do we know who owns Beyond and Impossible? I think
they're independent independent they I think some of them are.
One of them is like on the stock market and
doing real. Beyond is on the stock market Eppen. But yeah,
Kellogg makes sense that Kellogg owns it because the dude
who founded Kellogg whatever, isn't it Clark? I think Clark Kellogg. Yeah,

(58:27):
he was a vegetarian because he thought meat would make
you masturbateing is that what it was to? Everything was
about masturbation. Yeah, I mean he was just a chronic
masturbator who was looking for a way to stop himself
from masturbating. He was like, as we know, like our
children will never make it like in this world if

(58:48):
we don't stop them from masturbating. And it's like, well
my kid, like jerk's off once a day. Man, How
how many people looked around the room the first time
he said that? There is talking about you know how
you're not able to get a single thing done in
your just because of masturbating. Yeah. I just listened to
like eight episodes about this guy on Business Wars. Yeah,

(59:11):
they did the serial Wars and they never mentioned masturbation once.
That's a nice show your family could listen to. Because
now I'm blown away because I do know. He was
a doctor and then he had an employee named Post
who Malone stole well, yes, he stole his recipe for
shredded wheat and then started Post. And then his brother,

(59:34):
Kellogg's brother had to convince him to go into the
serial business as well to get the money because Kellogg
was like, I'm a doctor and I want people to
be healthy and that's why I'm doing And then they
added sugar to it and they ruined everyone's life. Yeah.
Well yeah, look they have a new if. We didn't
even say the name yet of this new because I mean,
that's the thing that will make you. Actually, it's called

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incog meto in m e a t o mito incog meto.
I refused to have this product based off the pun
name alone. That sucks. That's not a good that's a
fun joke in the room, right, Let's call it incog meto.
Ha ha ha, that's a good tweet. I wonder if
they were just scrambling, right, because again I'm also surprised,

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like if if Kellogg, I don't know how much of
his ethos is really in that boardroom, but like if
he was a vegetarian, you'd think they when they saw
beyond and impossible getting in the game, that they're like, oh,
hold on, let's show him how we really do it.
Because I'm sure they have a ton of R and
D money, right the fact that this, like I wonder
what happened that board and be like, well, there's beyond
and there's something that's impossible. Maybe we need something cute

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and incog Meto wins out. You know what they should say?
Bad Boy Burger tie in with the movie, right, bad
Boy three? So it's like the third meat beyond and
now the third what's the other one that could have
been beef? Unbeliefable? No, no, I think you nailed it.

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I'm believable. A man, this is unbelievable. I can't believe it.
I can't believe it's not meat. I mean just by
I can't believe it's not butter. And I mean that
was a that was iconic. What about Yeah, they just
to make it more like like this ain't meat. Holy

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sh it, this is okay, holy sh it, this is
actually edible, right, meats better? But this is pretty good,
pretty good. Um well, I wish him a lot of
luck that they tail and only the independent companies only
ever do well yeah, yeah, well, hey y'all, check out
your incognito. This is the Disney of fake meat of
plant based meat products. It's funny because the logo is like,

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if you really look closely, it's like a cow with
a monocle and a mustache on, and then the chicken
one is like a rooster with the same like a
bowler hat, and they need a little bubble that just
says thanks for not killing me. What's weird because it's
the monopoly Man basically right of which is in a
weird message undercover y'all because we're the fucking destroyer, but

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we're coming in incog muto. If we stop killing our animals,
we can let them get educations and go into careers
in banking. I think is what is what that logo
says to me? Uh, Nick, it's been a pleasure having
you you. Thank you, Yes, where find you, listen to you?

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Follow you well, I along with past guest Nick Nicholas
Vatarat Yes, yes, Um, we have a new podcast out
say what it's You'll never guess. Um. I know that's
the first time you're hearing about it. It's called Get
Rich Nick, And every week we try a different way
to make money quickly, quickly what and I think this

(01:02:53):
week is horse racing. Yeah, and we take c J
or c J. Sullivan takes us to the track and
we win, lose or break even. That I find that
I have the same experience when I go to the track,
that this is a relatable podcast. That's why I was
asking how the tracks are you thought I was asking

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some like business. He ship, Uh, the tracks are bad.
They closed because all the horses died, and then they
closed for the season. What was going on with that?
Well they died. I think it's um, there's no There
was like a speculation, but there's no Like they didn't
do a report and be like this is the reason
it's Jeff. Why should Jeff just like has syringes in
his hands. Sorry it no. I think they were um

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that for some reason they're saying like the track, like
the dirt is a lot harder there than the most tracks.
At Santa Anto sounds like, oh, yeah, the dirt dirt
too hard, killed the horses. Yeah, but it's not like
they killed like thirty horses this year, which is the
same they killed the year before, but they just did
a lot faster this year and so they closed down early.

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Oh anyway, next week's Task Rabbit. Yeah, that's a lot. Uh,
that's a that's a lot more fun, although we don't
dwell on that. In the horse racing episode, it is
brought up and we get to the bottom of it
and we solve it, but we also bring them to justice.
But that's just in the first act. Then we have
fun at the trunk. Yeah, um, how do you guys do?
Oh well, I guess you'll have to listen to find
out one of us, out of the three of us

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including c J, one of us wins hundreds of dollars
yam and another one of us. And then on task Grabbit,
Oh well, we yeah, we we do a couple. We actually,
I will say Task Grabbit, we earn a lot more
than we do at other ones. In the first first
grouping interesting of apps. Yeah, ship task grab is legit.

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Have you ever used the test grabbit? Yeah? From time
to time. Sometimes I've had good task grabbits. Other times
I've had people who were more of a burden. We're like, hey,
can you help me move this stuff? And they're like, dude,
I don't really, I'm not trying to move that. And
you're like, I'm painting. That's insane. What you were like
my truck, Dude, I'm hearing a civic so it's gonna

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have to fit in there. I'm like, dude, what you
said you had absolutely okay task rabbit experience. Do you
ever have one guy that was like, Okay, well that's it?
Huh and you're like, yeah, that's it? Like cool, cool, cool?
So what's on TV? Yeah? You want to chill or
whatever you got me for the next hour? Yeah, we
should we order a pizza. No, I think that was
a pot dealer. Yeah. Is there a tweet you've been enjoying?

(01:05:28):
Oh yeah, I just pulled this up johnos Alay four
days ago. Again, I famously like almost no tweets, so
it's a very small list of tweets I've like. He said,
beware anyone who poses as a sad person asking for
pictures of your dog is stealing your dog's image and

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cataloging it for Dog's database in Russia. So that's important,
and I think it needs to be out there be
bad boys for life. Miles very good people find you
Twitter Instagram at Miles of Gray m I L E
S O F G R A Y. I see some
of y'all literally misspelling my name to my face like

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in a tweet, but tagging me correctly. Very upsetting. Uh.
Some tweets I like. It's actually one from Reductress. It
says is it love or is he just a carnival
worker fastening your seatbelt? That's a good one. It's a classic. Uh.
At Lnarchus Aldred tweeted white People Love, saying oh that

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was terrible after throwing a frisbee. Uh that's so true. Uh.
And also Russell Goldman tweeted remake the Social Network, but
about the Jeremy Renner app the Horizon Fall, guys, man,
it's already gone. We have to we have to tap
Jamie Lofts this once you're back from just to tell us. Uh.

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And also I'm curious what Jeremy Renner thing to jump
the shark means, Like I think he means it's like
it's become predatory. Yea evil, Yeah, I think so. Anyways,
you can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
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We link off to the information that we talked about
in today's episode, as well as the song we ride
out on miles. What song is that the artist is
plant at Giza? The track is called space Cadet and
it just has one of these I don't know. It's
like where hip hop it's a direction work. Hip hop
should be good. Okay. It's got a mixture of like

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bouncy instrumental not sort of boom back wrap tracks, good lyrics,
but then the vocals a little distorted. It sounds like
a like a mixtape you would have found in like
the Apocalypse puts a thing that would bring you joy
as you hold onto the last lock. Compare that you
have from your wife who has passed away in the
Great Resource Wars. These are all the images that we're
boom bat rap tracks needs to be a series of

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words and an eminem verse. Yeah, oh yeah, way too
many naptews boom back rap tracks. Uh the dailies. You
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