March 15, 2020 • 49 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The
Weekly Zeitgeist. Uh. These are some of our favorite segments
from this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment
last stravaganza. Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is
(00:22):
the Weekly Zeitgeist. What is something you think is overrated? Overrated?
I would say, um, aside from uh mind car and analysis, UM,
I would say underrated or this is overrated over Yeah
what did I put? I put Joe Biden. I don't know.
(00:42):
This is boring. I don't want to make it like that. Overrated.
We can go with mine car Monroe via bearvia Bear.
Now this is important overrated as the Monroe via Bear.
Do you guys know about the Monroe via Bear? Okay?
I live in Monroe Via, California, in a backhouse in
the back of a of an acre and a half
property that my boss, well, I don't need to get
(01:04):
too far into it, but it doesn't matter anyway. I
ran a backhouse in this yard and and uh, my
landlord inherited, his wife inherited the house from her parents.
They grew up in this house anyway, so they've that's
really irrelevant. That was a cold brew related I wait
(01:25):
till I get to the studio, when I just just
a little behind the scenes stuff before I come to
the daily zeitgeist, so I can be extra tweaked. I
do not drink coffee all the way to here, which
is so unusual for me, and the whole way I
hear I could, I'm I'm you know, in very dire straits,
like I can't talk right and I'm like I can't
drive right and stuff. Say, the difference between you, uh
(01:49):
like before and after the cold brew is akin to
the incredible holk. I don't know what's really good though,
Like actually kind of I get kind of disoriented, and
you know about my famous brain wipe. Um, we had
to stop the show because my brain just completely emptied. Yeah,
we talked about little else around here, so of course,
so uh anyway, so it's a couple of what was
(02:12):
that a week ago? And it was a national story
that bear wandering around the neighborhood? Did you see it?
For like two days? That was my fucking neighborhood? Really
did you see the bear? I bear was was what
do you call it? When they shoot it with darts? Shooting?
It was tranquilized outside my kitchen it. I have a
(02:34):
picture of it laying outside my I mean from my
that bear chose my yard out of every yard. It's
been wandering around for two days, and it finally stopped
and was subdued, even though it was not. This is
the other part of the story and why it's it's
the myth is that bears are a big deal. This bear. Okay,
(02:58):
I wake up. Okay, I wake up. I usually would
have slept through the whole thing. This thing happened at
like seven thirty in the morning. I usually wake up
at noon at best. So I so, I also have
no money. I'm not married to have no children's so
don't get jealous. So I I woke up and I
at seven thirty. I never wake up at seven thirty.
I had to work at this vineyard. You know it
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was it was a show. What am I have no job?
I'm a celebrity. Um So anyway, I got up, your
celebrity and you don't come. I don't work, and I
don't come. Hashtag don't work, hashtag don't come. So so
thank you, Jamie good So anyway, I walked out. This
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is such a crazy story. So I walk out of
my back house right there's nothing happening. There's no noise
or anything. There's nobody anywhere, and I'm groggy because it's
seven thirty in the morning, five hours before I usually
wake up. And some of those tranquilizes missed the baron
hit you. I had cold brew late at night, so
I probably slept terribly like I always do. And um,
I walked out and I saw a bear walking. It
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was a hundred feet away from me, but it was
in the same yard. I mean, it was through the
it had just come through the gate, but it was
walking real slow and it wasn't really looking at me.
So I took out my phone and took a picture
of it. And then I noticed that everyone in the
front house was waving their arms madly and like screaming.
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But then I was like, I'm late for work because
I had to drive really far. So I just took
the other path out of the backyard, and like, one
of the people in the front house was like, Chris,
wouldn't you like to come inside? And I was like,
I don't. I'm just gonna go this way. I came
around the corner and there were twenty TV cameras pointed,
Oh my god, it sounds like a nightmare, so I was,
(04:52):
but I was just like late, so I was like, okay, well,
how's you guys doing it, got my car and drove away,
So I destroyed their narrative because you were not. And
I had the famous footage news footage of man v.
Bear is like the person who's like walking down the
alleyway like texting and then like looks up and they're
(05:15):
like a foot away from a bear and they like
freak out and like cartoonistly run away. You like had
that same experience, except you were just like, oh, what's
up because of a combination of sleeping poorly because of Colebrew,
like waking up early and yeah, like there's nothing. I
was so tired and disorder, like I could have any bear.
I'm surprised I didn't pet the bear or you know
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what I mean. But it was so funny because um, yeah,
because the newspeople were I accidentally made fools out of
the newspeople, in your face newspeople, But that was I'd
also been on a hike though in Monrovia up again
just like oh you know, I got tired of the
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dating apps, so now I'm hiking. So I hike shirtless. Um,
so I'm in Monrovia. It's up against the San Gabriel Mountains.
The thing is that bears come down there all the time,
and so I just happened to have been on a
hike on it was like President's Day or something. I
don't remember what day it was, but it was like
a holiday, and there was a bear up in the
mountains and there were seventy people around it, filming it
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while it and I asked the park ranger just recently
whether it was, you know, dangerous, you know. They were like, no,
a bear is not gonna bother you unless you bother it.
So it really is like I didn't feel fear because
the bear was like not looking at me. But I
came out looking like I was a badass. But really
it was just I just recently had been sort of
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told like, as long as you're not right next to
the bear or you you know, want to interact with it,
you know, you think No, was like, no, there's someone special.
I got the good guys. See that, guys, I'm not falling.
I'm not getting involved in whatever premise that's supposed to be.
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So so anyway, the moral of the story is uh, um,
the myth? Is this the myth busting? No, it's overrated? Oh,
overrated as fear bears. Okay, what is something you think
is overrated? Okay? Is this going to make feel like
I'm going to kick out? No? Well, I was gonna
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say cold brew overrated. Then you offered me when when
I came in, But then I couldn't think of something else.
In the last minute. I was wondering why when I
was like, would you like a cold brew? And you said, oh, funky,
wow we just met. Uh no, go on, I mean
I'm not I'm not here to say cold brew is
objectively the number one thing people have their opinions. I
just feel like people are just they've freaking well not
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stop talking about it. For me, it tastes like tar,
it's like and also it's like a liquid heart attack.
Whenever I drink it. I'll drink it in the morning,
so I'm like, I'm tired, and then around three pm
it hits me. I feel like I'm gonna just my
heart's gonna pop out, and then I don't sleep. You
get latent. So maybe it's just me. You're drinking creeper.
Maybe is not the weed that like you would smoke
and then an hour later that's that's like, that's like
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if you said that, I'm like, what, officer, guys hitting creeper.
I'm like, yo, aren't creeping, Get the funk out of here.
That's funny because I'm the same. I'm like that with
edible weeds. I'll eat it three hours later. I'm like,
I'm in a place I did not need to be
right now. I needed three hours ago cold brew. The
reason I drink it is I'm listeners have heard this
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time and again. I'm pretty insensitive to regular cups of coffee.
So this is the only thing where I've been like, oh,
this is what drinking coffee like. Maybe it's just my body.
I didn't mean to. You know, many people have said
across from me, no, no, no, no, no offense taken.
I mean, it's just you know, when you choose this life,
you accept everything that comes along with But there are
people who have been like, oh is this good, and
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then we'll have a panic attack in that seat and
be like, yeah, this is um, this is intense. You know,
it makes me feel like I'm gonna I don't know. Yeah,
do you drink a lot of caffeine in generally drink tea,
so you're very caffeine sensitive. Yeah, that's enough to give.
I would say, we are saying that cole brew is
overrated for caffeine sensitive peture. Oh it's overkill. Yeah, it's
(09:18):
way to my caffeine receptors are just blown out. Whatever, Yeah,
house is caffeine receptors are blown out. The blown out.
I don't know why. It's like yeah, like, I don't know, man,
the calf receptors blown out. Man, But my mom's the
same way. Yeah. I would always in my mind coffee
(09:38):
with something you would drink late at night because you
just wanted a warm drink. So I never I don't
know if maybe I witnessed that. I'm like, coffee has
no power on people. Yeah, I don't know how much
is placebo? How much is no caffeine's Yeah, caffeine is real.
The industry is going wild right now. I was reading
an article how the caffeine like you know, because they're
drug peddal is true to like having to constantly think
(10:01):
of how they can keep new caffeine the calf. Yeah,
have you had the snuff? You just snort caffeine? Yeah,
straight to the dome Colombian caffeine. Yeah that sounds great.
Yeah that's white. Yeah, yeah, that's only you man cut
it with man. All the drug dealers and what I'm
(10:22):
talking about. Yeah, I I know people who were having
like trouble sleeping and like having major anxiety and then
they cut caffeine out and like yeah, yeah, so it's
a it's like caffeine is you know, you need to
take it seriously and and know yourself. Could you ever
dial back your caffeine? And probably I think that's what happened.
(10:44):
Oh so you're your caffeine receptors are blown out in
the other way, where't coming back. I've had some days
where I can like go, I just think that now
I'm at the point where I get like headaches if
I don't have it. The withdrawals, Yeah, let me start shaking.
Yeah that happens. Yeah, the sweats have always happened. Yeah. Yeah.
(11:05):
When I'm on the on the street just begging people
for like sipping their coffee, it's like really shitty, like
frapp yes with whipped cream, get cheap on me, let
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me lick the lick. Finally, what is a myth? What's
something people think it's true, you know to be false. Okay,
So I Wentn't bee keeping a couple of weeks ago, right,
highly recommended, But I learned what mean you went bee keeping?
It was like an Airbnb experience and you go to
this guy's house and you beekeep and oh so it's like,
(11:48):
because I know an Airbnb they have stays and experiences,
so this is like a two on one. No, just
an experience. He lives at Eagle Rock. We went for
like a couple of hours. And what I learned, which
I thought was interesting, I didn't know. I thought, you
know that you've heard that bees die when they stay. Yeah,
entirely true. So they will die if they stay a
mammal or something else with really thick skin. Um, So
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like if they staying you that you know, the stinger
gets stuck intrates and then they die. But they're fine
stinging other insects things with less thick skins. I don't know.
That was like that seems like evolutionarily for the bees. Um,
But it's not. They're actually fine just putting their lives
on the line. The gnarliest again, I'm gonna talk gnarly.
I'm gonna go nartok. Some nartok here, guys. So, but
(12:34):
there are some wild stories about just like how animals
battle or how insects battle each other, like bees versus
the Japanese hornet video, the one where they vibrating it, Oh,
you can use their heat to melt the wasp or
whatever the morning. That's how they battle the wasp. But
then the wasps that just like destroy the bees. They
(12:56):
just like be body parts flying all the video with
a camera like within a bee hive where these Japanese
hornets or wasps come in and their pincers are just
they're just like chopping the bees up. Yeah, but it
was wild to see. Like the one defense the bees
had is like if they downed one hornet, they would
just dogpile and then overheat the hornet with like their
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butts with their butt vibrations. Yeah, their ability to regulate
heat is super dope because like they like can air
condition their hives with with their wings, they like create
like big drafts. You got, you know, you gotta That's
why I gotta take care of these bees. And the
only thing you gotta respect more than caffeine. Well, the
guy said, if you have the space to plant rosemary,
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they really like to pollinate that, so that'll right. Yeah,
I have a bee hive in my backyard. I just
leave it there. Yeah yeah, Like some people like I'm
really allergic. I'm like, I don't care. I'm not going
to tell them to leave. Guess you get don't get
to hang out here? I guess. I don't know. Bring
three EpiPens when you come over. Yeah, I've also but
it's so funny the last times been stung by bees,
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it's always me stepping on a bea. I haven't but
like I used as a kid, I remember being an
idiot and sucking around your beehive or something getting stung
tradish on the arms or something, but on the souls
of your feet, the worst fucking kind of Oh yeah,
you were like walking around limping like earlier in my
(14:21):
career career. Yeah, um yeah, the little one of my
son's friends got stung in our pool by a dead bee.
Uh yeah, like floated over and like got her. Wow,
my very first beasting dead bee on a boogie board. Yeah.
I tried to get on the boogie board and just
the b was already on. He was like, get the
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fun off. Boom cried. Yeah. Five years old, what was
the beekeeping experience? Like you you were in a suit,
you're fold suited up. I going into it was like
what am I doing? You know, like why am I?
Here was my friend's birthfast? We had to go. It
was day you know, we just going crazy weeping, But
(15:03):
it was actually so like it was so calming and
relaxing because you have to be very you know, slow,
and you don't want to freak the bees out. So
I felt very safe, you know, you totally covered and
you go and the guy had a bunch of different
hives and he would pull them out and you could
just like watch them interact and he would kind of
explain like what each of their jobs were, what they
were doing, and you just kind of like hang out.
And again it's very you're very slow, very calm, very
(15:25):
relaxed environment. And then at the end he cut off
some of the honey and we ate it and it
was the best thing ever. So if you want something
really fun in random to do beekeeping, it was random.
We just learn something to especially a vital part of
our life cycle. Yeah, our life cycle as well. That's yeah,
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and we leave the hive. That's are very specific religion
that we practice here at the daily sting a kid
in a pool and yeah, and then you become that kid.
It's like, I'm this old bee. Now we have a
list of the healthiest cereals, and I'm glad to see
(16:05):
a lot of these. Are you know, some of my
favorite cereals? Yeah? Is that what this list is? Yeah,
we've been talking a lot about keeping your you know,
keeping your health the top of the list, right, because
I mean, one of the things that makes you most
susceptible to uh COVID nineteen, diabetes, high blood pressure, all
things that are caused by you know, bad by bad
diet and too much sugar reduces your ability to fight
(16:28):
against Okay, so then maybe these are okay, then this
is not the healthiest serials. These are the worst fucking all. Yeah, okay,
so that makes sense. All my favorite serials are the
worst fucking ones. So CNN was sort of like going
through this list of these guidelines of like the Council
for Healthy Children and Adult something, just like one of
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those nutritional groups who it says, these are sort of
basic guidelines to keep in mind of, like what kind
of sugar you intake, you should have with your breakfast, cereal.
So they're saying it shouldn't contain more than twenty one
two grams of sugar per hundred grams of cereal. And
so you just divide the cereals grams of sugar per
serving by the serving size and grams. Anyway, they've made
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the list to show you everything that is above that list. Um,
so this one is u so a number eleven, cinnamon
toast crunch. I thought it was gonna be much higher
in that list because I used to think I mean,
I still think that is sweeter than sin but delicious.
Wait a second, so I'm looking at this list. So
the higher the number, the less the more sugar, the
(17:32):
more sugar. Yeah, that's the higher concentration, the highest level.
Although I don't know where I was just like, you know,
one of my favorite cereals is not on here, and
that is Raisin Brand cras. I was just gonna say
it's my wife's favorite cereal because she thinks so healthfully
it's the sugar suffs. I don't know how they that does,
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because that's I think they missed it on this list. Yeah,
I'm a big fan of sweet cereals, so my wife
thinks she's really healthy because she only eats Raising Brand crunch.
And I'm like, look at these two boxes. Yeah, it
should be between number four and number three. I think
because you've got nineteen grams of sugar per one cup
gram lets say it's so, calculate that by dividing the
(18:15):
cereals grams of sugar per serving by the serving size
and grams. Right, So serving size and grams is one
oh six double the grams third thirty eight grams for
every one hundred, So that is point three eight, and
that would put it between uh, actually we put it
number two. I guess that maybe they just thought because
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Raisin Brand is like so in our the back of
our minds, not a typical one. Right, Okay, so we're
doing all a service. Steer clear of that unless you
really you want to have a sugar high. But it's
really good, so I will not be. So. Yeah, cinnamon
toast crumbs out eleven. Then it's a three way tie
after that, between fruit loops, Reese's puffs, and tricks. Then
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isn't here that I'm sorry? Is it weird that I'm
using this as a guide of cereals to try? Yes? No, no, no,
I mean no, I'm saying yes, I agree with what
you're saying. Okay, that makes me be like, damn, I
thought was delicious, So I guess I guess it's not
as delicious as I guess. Fruit loops is pretty criminally sweet.
Yeah when I think about it. Yeah, yeah, but I
guess I don't like I don't like spakes, fruit flavor,
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cereal Jam's your favorite is Reese's Puff. I mean I
what I do is I buy in bulk. I'm a
big bulk fan, so I get this like double path,
like giant. That's how I get so buffum. So it
depends on like if I have one bulk box of
peanut butter puffs, the next time, I'm going to get
something else. But I'm always going for the sweet cereal.
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I think it's kind of like canned good It's like
canned goods. They're super high in sodium. They don't taste
it all like salt because it's ingrained in the fabric
of the food. This the cinnamon toast crunch, All that
sweetness is on the top, not necessarily inside of it.
That's why you're getting the surface area. It is what
you're tasting all that sugar, right right, that's an interesting thing.
And when we look at this list, I think that
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like getting cinnamon toast crunch, which tastes delicious, has a
lot of vitamins in it, maybe not the healthiest food
that if you wanted food that's not going to expire
that you could survive off of, you could probably pack
your cupboards to the rim. And no one's out there
hoarding cinnamon toast crunch. You have the worst dental problems
in the but it's not any more sugar raising brand,
(20:28):
so long as you brush your teeth. Yeah, yeah, and
you somewhat exercise, But then with the quarantines, how you
know they're gonna get outside and the next thing you know,
you're how your peloton bike runs out of power because
they're rolling blackouts. Anyway, that that's that's the dystopia. You
do the thing. You don't need to go to Gold's
gym to just flex all your muscles from just flex
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everything from the stress and then let go and relax.
The next tier is another tie of four away tie
between apple Jack's Cocoa Puffs, Cookie Cookie Crisp, and Fruity Pebbles.
I never had a Cookie Crisp. It's all right, that's
the one that had like the bandits and ship like
people were stealing from the bank and it's like an
old timey cop it is, it doesn't. I would say
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the best of this group is fruity pebbles that packs
the most sweetness. But here's the problem with pebbles is
that while it has the surface area like, it doesn't
feel the off as much. They're very they're dense, but
they're small. You want a big bull, pab your bull
to the rim, You're only gonna get two or three bulls.
I don't need pebbles. I need fruity bull. I was
(21:32):
gonna say gravel, but you got the right mind. I'm
straight up, just give me a huge piece I have
to chisel off into my mouth. Regardless. I think we
can all agree that we want cereal that looks like
the bottom of a fish tank. Yeah, that's what pebbles
nails for us. Oh man, wow, it doesn't. And I
think about it. I used to, for whatever reason, like
as a kid, see that and be like that fish
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tank that's tight. Then a number three frosted Flakes classic,
But I guess we should say it's probably between frosted Flakes,
raisin brand Crunch and Lucky Charms when they're doing some
rough maths right there, Lucky Charms, Okay, that makes sense.
The fucking marshmallows are just sugar sugar yea that they
call marshmallows. Right, I'm hip to what's going on. But
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number one is Captain Crunch. I did not see that coming. What, well,
is it just Captain Crunch. Captain Crunch. Crunch has the
same general consistency where it's puffed cereal that like has
more of a buttery than it has has like sugar,
(22:37):
like frosted flakes. Whatever they're doing with those flakes, they're
bringing the sugar right out, well you see it right
on the kiss are just dusted with the sweet sweet sugars. Yeah,
but Captain Crunch is I don't know, I guess they
it does like blend in like you said, it's a
really good like. It makes me think if you soaked
your milk and Captain Crunch and squeezed it and had
(22:59):
like you know, there's strawberry milk, chocolate milk. I think
there's uh, I know there's Captain Crunch flavored. I think
that's one of like they're milk bars that have cereal milk,
and one of them is captain crunch milk. So yeah, um,
how do you make How would you just make it?
You probably get a cheese cloth, right, just make it
(23:21):
like you just make it like a cat in the apocalypse,
some captain crunch milk, Like we need water, Like James,
please stop making captain crunch. It doesn't keep well at
all of pop are getting sick and it drains all
their nutrients. Okay, captain crunch cheese. Now that this stuff
had an overstopped captain crunch black beans? What do you do?
(23:44):
I steep the black beans in a bunch of captain crunch.
All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right
back and we're bad. All right, let's talk about onto
onto the next. Speaking of America, US Americans can't quit
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touching our faces, right, human beings can't in general? Hey kids,
you DTF one way? Don't touch face? Call Jesus were
you writing that this morning? Improv Champion? When when's your
(24:33):
herald team performing next? Uh? I got cut the I'm like,
still my head is spun from how amazing that joke was. Um,
you know there was like and wired they were sort
of uh you know, putting together a lot of research
that shows like just in general human beings, just we
(24:53):
we have a compulsion, like we have an instinct to
touch our faces and all stages of like life, like
in the womb, babies do it um in they like
college students a little like just with medical students, they
said okay, like let's just watch them during lectures. The
average was touching your face every two and a half
minutes UM. And then there was like other studies in Germany,
(25:15):
they were doing one to put sort of young adults
like under stress. So they were doing like a memory test,
but like blasting them with unpleasant sounds like as they
were doing this memory test, and they found that the
people like in these more the stressful group, ended up
touching their faces a lot more um like nose, cheeks, chin,
and then like they're so they're saying, okay, so this
(25:37):
spontaneous facial self touch, as they say, it helps to
like sort of regulate their emotions. So add to that,
we're already in a stressful environment just with people being
like hoarding ship thinking you know, everywhere you go is
just contaminated. That we're already fighting and urge that we
have even pets. They even pointed like cats and like
dogs who like sleep with their positive. It's just a
(25:59):
natural it's like an animal instinct. Is it, like I'm
still here. Yeah, like in a way, it's just like
or it's soothing or like in the for a baby.
You're just like kind of figuring your face out sleep
on my face, so like that's you know, wait, face down,
yeah sleep face. No you don't, yeah, you really do.
Yeah face Are you joking? Just mashing the pillow or
(26:19):
into my arm? Yeah? Whoa, So you look like you're
planking in bed. No, I'm like kind of to the side,
but like like cheek down. I thought you were straightening
nostrils on the mattress um. But yeah, I like I
like having something pressed against my face. Yeah, I'm just
the weird thing to say. No, I do that with pillows.
(26:39):
I usually I'll sandwich my head with pillows. That's how
I like to sleep. And I definitely have like like
I'm a nail biter, like all the all the worst things. Yeah. Yeah,
I just washed the hell out of my hands and
then my nails off so that I wouldn't like have
just clip them. No need that, Like what sensation of
nervously biting them off. Wow. Uh, Like, I'm sorry, I
(27:02):
don't know what this guy I used to I used
to really like to bite my nails. And it's like
I took a long time for me to overcome that.
I'm really bad with like picking, Like it's it. I
just almost touched my face. But it's like I walked
past my mirror and I'm like, hands down unless you
boiling alcohol first. Anyways, we're all gonna die. Hey, here's
(27:27):
a fun app for the kids. Uh So, it's a
company named Pink Unicorn and they have apps called one
direction Fan app. They got one E D M Fan
app of it. I mean, this is this company just
buying four kids because I mean they got also formula
racing app probably after the kids. Yeah yeah, kids love
(27:48):
kids love formula. Right, babies, baby babies. But mother Board
of the vice website found that those three apps are
all collecting data in a way that's even more aggressive
than Cambridge Analytica and what and it's actually has it
(28:09):
shares code with a company called ban Joe that is
basically a surveillance app. So this is just a surveillance
company creating an arm that is called Pink Unicorn and
makes these weird apps that just makes apps specifically designed
to spy on children. What sort of info are they getting?
Just your social media information like your logins and then
(28:32):
they're using your social media information to I don't know,
I think they're sharing it with the police to so
the kids can so the police can investigate kids. Yeah,
because you know, kids are just criminals. High school students,
they're great crims. They gotta they gotta stop this vandalism.
Is the is like the content in the app even
(28:53):
worth it, Like I feel like you never remember I've
downloaded an app and I was like this just sucks.
I never deleted. So it's like baground. Yeah, I'm as Yeah,
it's just one of those apps where like if you're
a one Direction fan, you go in there and it's
like sign up with Twitter, sign up with Facebook, sign
and like no other option, and so they're just like okay, Also,
(29:15):
like who's fucking with on? Like one Direction is no
longer I know, well this was this was years ago,
but this is like oh that they were just figuring out. Yeah, wow,
E d M fan app. I feel like anyone who
really like likes E d M you'd be like, this
app is not I'm having a hard time feeling bad
(29:37):
for any of these people, but I'm just saying it's
it's gross. Um, but yeah, one direction fan app, E
d M fan app. I mean they're probably what their
phones are just riddled with. What would you be susceptible
to if you saw an app that's a blank fan app?
Damn it? Uh get your answer ready to U Jaws too,
(30:03):
that's spot on, I think, yeah, actually for you, but
what could it promise you that? Or like JFK. Yeah,
that's for Bonner Manager Manager and yeah, we're we're going
to have him on. I'm gonna do a whole bonus
episode of Daily's. Like I swear I just talked to
his brain. Yeah, I think this whole show has been
built so you could just have a conversation recorded with
(30:26):
Bonner Man. And I did a episode of a show
that I only did two episodes of for Stitcher Premium.
Nobody listened to it, but it was it was about
the JFK conspiracy theory and Bonner Manager. And now I
want to actually talk to him on a show that
people listen to. So I'm going to do that, Okay, Yeah,
What about you, Veronica? What's that you downloads? Like? It's
(30:49):
like my favorite food? You like in and out that much?
Double double grill any a, no tomato? Get this extra
lettuce extra? Oh you're thinking about it? I always get
people think I'm out my wig, But I like double
double animal style chop chilies with light fries. Crucify me fries.
(31:15):
He likes fries interesting and you know this was the
sort of environment I was walking into, old ruins, soggy fries.
Welcome to my nightmare for your nightmare. He like if
his uh, if his fries can be the consistency of
well done spaghetti, that's what he prefers. Yeah, we call
that mom spaghetti. Let me get those fries, Mom spaghetti. Miles,
(31:39):
what would your what would you be susceptible? It's probably
arsenal fan app like, um, I don't know, like sick
smoke ring tricks fan app? Do you still watch smoke
ring videos? Come on the fire then am I on?
Try put me yeah with a little smoke caps here
and there. Hey man, some of these tricks they do,
(32:01):
I don't know how the funk they do, especially when
they do this ship where it's like a force push
with the smoke ring and then another one in between.
I don't know. Yeah, it is cool. That's what I do.
I sit my coalbrew, eat my soggy fries and watch
face smoke tricks. I mean, I'm actually eating well done
fries watching zip popping videos. It's fine. Dr know what
(32:21):
I mean? You know what, probably a Dr pimple popper fan.
I just want to talk about Joel Osteen real quick,
the mega church mogul. He has decided that perhaps the
love of Christ Jesus himself will protect his flock from
(32:44):
the fucking global pandemic that has been declared by the
World Health Organization. Where's Joel? Where's his headquarters? Does he
have a bunch of them? Yeah? But because I remember
during the hurricanes, people like, would you mind opening your
church to people who need shelter? And He's like, he
said absolutely not in his name. Yeah, And God came
to me in a dream last night and said keep
(33:06):
it lapdown. He said, um no, he said verse noah, yeah, boy,
uh yeah, get the motherfucker's out the ship, two of
each please. So his mega church services, apparently they will
continue over the weekend um even though there is a pandemic,
meaning that around nearly fifty thousand people total will have
(33:29):
come through that facility through the weekend. Um So right now,
his Lakewood Church in Houston has three scheduled services Saturday,
Saturday night and two on Sunday, and they usually get
around sixteen thousand people at each service funerals. Yeah exactly,
I mean, hey, you know the but here's I mean,
I don't like Joe at all. But are we telling
(33:51):
all churches to like, I mean, because like other churches
aren't closing this we have with you. Look, man, this
guy sucks. But I'm just like my parents are going
to go to their like Hunter person, you know, and
I think a lot of people have. But even in
other countries that have had to make that call to
be like, yeah we have to close gyms, we have
to like we can't. I'm in the church. I'm just look,
(34:11):
this guy sucks. He's trash. But I'm like, people do
love church absolutely, I don't. I have no problem people
going to church. I mean, my grandfather still will go
to his church. But Joel also has a telecast, so
theoretically he could like the view has, like the prices
ride has, we have smaller audiences than Joel's empty seaters?
Do they prices right? Went to empty seaters? Yes, what
(34:33):
I don't know how is doing better than on the prices? Right?
How do they pick a contestant? They're they're in bubble. Wait,
it's Jeopardy that went to two theaters and the view
did and there's another game show. The win to two
seaters can't be the Jeopardy Jeopardy, it's the Wheel of Fortune.
It's real question. Better be like, all right, so there's
(34:55):
no cars and it takes twenty minutes for them to
get inside, Like, okay, first we need to do a
laser thermal reading to make sure you don't have it,
because that's what they're doing a lot of places too.
They're gonna start thermal scanning people and we'll see how
well that works. Um. But again they're saying the the
precautions are taking At Lakewood, they're gonna say, we're gonna
sanitize services like bathrooms and leave the doors propped open.
(35:18):
So then I've touched anything and that should be fine.
And we're doing holy water for everybody. Okay, we're doing
communion for the key just best believed. The offering, the
offering plate comes around that she will not be sanitized, okay,
because they those can't take a break. Oh but you
gotta give in his name if you don't want that Rona. Yeah.
Can you imagine some the bullshit people probably saying. I know,
(35:41):
Jim Baker was out here telling people that he had
like capsules that will fucking save you. And a lot
of grifters are coming on the come up right now,
plenty of sam what's the Info Wars guy. Yeah, Alex Jones,
he's got a d W I actually too, Yeah, he's
got well he combatd that he's going to fight that
costs with his new like lip bo Yeah. Oh yeah,
(36:04):
I just saw it right before we went on there,
Like I was like, are you wearing that lip bomb? Yeah?
I mean that's what I don't have it pretty Oh okay,
what is your lip bomb called? Yeah, um, give me
a moment, it will come to me. But yeah, it's
mostly bleach. Oh ship. Oh that's a whole other thing
(36:25):
that people were supposed to drink bleach or something there's
like that makes people do with It's it's all grifter
ship that makes people sick and has absolutely no scientific
evidence that it works. But this is the environment right,
especially when people are scared though. Two, that's a that's
that's the thing that can happen to like a lot
of people, especially when you have a pastor or someone
who's shysty you will trust them and they will get
(36:46):
you investing in their fucking businesses and ship. Yeah, that happens, dude.
There are times I had to tell my grandparents like, no,
the pastor is not right. You do not need to buy. Yeah,
I'm like, do not buy You don't need to buy this.
And I'm they're like, well, see if I buy this,
then I sell it to people and then I can
make money. And I said, who are you kicking your
money up to right now? Well that will go to
the past multi, Okay, come on, folks. My roommate in
(37:11):
college sat us down one time and then had a
box and when he was like, okay, what would I
tell you? And then my other roomy goes, you got sucked, Steve,
and then he just got up and leave because there
are these boxes being sold around campus that you could
kick down and stuff. He's like, dude, you got tricked.
You're dumb, and we just he's like, don't pitch just
like Tahitian none. I remember that was the one. Everybody
was doing a goji berries there's always it was like
(37:32):
a berry thing, yeah, goji you know that was that
had a big, big moment. Yeah, what is something from
your search history that's revealing about who you are? Search history?
Recently I have been very into the legend of the
Persian princess, the legend of the Persian the legend of
the Persian princess. This is as as you you may
(37:53):
know if you perhaps live in the UK, but it's
not well known here. Um. A few years ago there
was a fake mummy that was found and was said
to be a daughter of Xerxes and a descendant of
the Ahmened dynasty. And it was a very big deal
because there are no Persian mummies. But it was like
this was a Persian princess who married an Egyptian guy
(38:13):
and then she was sarcophagized and whatever. Um, is that
the one they scanned? Yes, it's when they scanned and
they were like, this is fake legos. Well that was
the fun up thing. It was a real body. It
was a real body. It was a really dead lady.
But she was from like they have to ask you
to stop telling this story because we just greenlit it
(38:33):
as a true crime and we've already got a new host. Yes, yeah,
it's it's pretty crazy that they don't know who she is.
I mean, this is you know, this is an old thing,
but this is something that I was looking up recently, um,
because I was just looking up the phrase Persian princess
to see, like what you know, let me be honest,
I was looking up to see if anybody had released
(38:54):
a debut comedy album entitled Persian Princes. It says that
they have it, but it is can we expect Persian Princess.
I don't want to get mixed up with this fake mummy.
I don't think I'm a fake mummy. Oh that no,
even better album fake mummy. Fake. But it's like this
this woman just was They think she was maybe hit
(39:15):
by a car because she had some kind of like
broken hip and stuff. So they were like, well, it
seems to be the corpse of a lady who was
hit by a car. And then somebody took her body
and like wrapped her in and took all her organs
out and mummified her and made it a prank mummy,
and well, yeah, they were trying to sell it. Wow,
do that Are they trying to make it a homicide
(39:36):
case yet? Uh? It's like two, it's it's still on
the list of unsolved murders. You know, like I don't
know if she was murdered or if somebody like robbed
a grave or whatever. But they put her in they
put her in a fake sarcophagus. They put all these
like symbols, you know, Egyptian Cuneo forum was on the outside,
and they put all these like symbols of of of Cerrus,
(39:58):
of Koresh, the like that in a dynasty to make
it look like she was like one of the daughters
of Xerxes and where those like artifacts legits because like
you would probably like symbols correct, but when it was
carbon dated, it was like yeah. And also they like
they took her heart out, and apparently the Egyptians didn't
do that when they what the heart is classic mistake. Yeah,
(40:20):
ye idiots, All right, let's take another break. We'll be
right back, and we're back. Let's just check in. Uh,
it's like the idea of like who has the coronavirus
at this point, who's got the tender rony Scenarow might
(40:44):
have it virus yeahrus boron anyway anyway, but yeah, one
of his press aides had it tested positive and like
they had all met at Mara Lago, yet another opportunity
for Trump to contract the illness. Um, Tom Han Hanks
and Rita Wilson. Unfortunately. Yeah, R I p thoughts and
prayers to them. Um, you know, but it happens. Chet
(41:07):
Hanks said that they're Noh, I have it right here.
Do you want to hear what? Yeah? Because chet Hanks
here to combinations and I'm surprised he didn't come with
the Irie talk. You know, big up. My parents just
got corona dumb Hanks, Yeah, big up, you know, waguan
waguan internet. So this is him and actually give me
a very sober update. What's up everyone? Um, yeah, it's
(41:29):
true my parents got coronavirus. Um. They're both down in
Australia right now because my dad was shooting a movie
down there. Um. But I just got off the phone
with them. Uh, they both are fine. They're not even
that sick. They're not worried about it. They're not tripping,
but they're going through the necessary health precautions obviously. But
I don't think it's anything to be too worried about.
(41:50):
I appreciate everyone's concerned and the well wishes, but but
they don't need to think it's all gonna be all right.
But I appreciate it, and everybody stay safe out there,
all right, and every everything can be. Was that a
better like calming message than we got from the president?
Oh yeah, I well, at least because everything he said
(42:12):
was like accurate and didn't require entire like swaths of
the government to come out and like correct what exactly.
And the fact that he just said, you know, they're
not tripping, that helped me. That wasn't the true like
speak to me in my language, you know what I mean.
On MSNBC, they never let me know who's true, who's tripping,
who's not triping? Should I be tripping? And see that's
(42:34):
why we need to like everyone's been talking about this,
we need another network for yeah exactly, And then here
it is. Look, yeah, shouldn't really be tripping. I get
that it's freaky right now, but panicking is not the vibe. Okay,
it's not the wave either, So let me tell you
about somebody else who wasn't tripping. Jesus Christ, young man,
(42:55):
my good friend j C to creep up in our shows,
so kind of weird tangent on Christ's love. Rudy Gobert
is one of the best players in the NBA. Very
underrated in terms of one of the best. Yeah, he
just affects things from a defensive perspective more than basically
any other player. Great shop blocker. Uh and also a
(43:18):
bit of a cut up at a at a press
conference at practice the other day, people were taking precautions
with the media. They were like sitting far away and
just had their mics up on the table, and Gobert
thought would be funny if he touched all the microphones.
Was a bit because are scared. Yeah, y'all are scared,
(43:38):
but he's not. Uh and uh. As the Utah Jazz,
his team were about to take the floor against Oklahoma
City Thunder two nights ago um and full stadium, everybody
was there getting ready. They had to call the game
off and then suspended the NBA a season because Rudy
(44:02):
Gobert tested positive for coronavirus. And then the next morning
his teammate tested positive for coronavirus. So this motherfucker is
he chokes zero with the jokes doing it. He he
canceled or suspended the NBA season for the for the
(44:23):
Lulls troll King Love Him Jrr, troll King JR. Troll
King in the flesh. Uh So the NBA. Uh, that's
very disappointing for UH people whose teams were doing well.
Hell yeah, he committed to the bill. Yes, having Corona
(44:44):
followed that through to the as you know, that wouldn't
have been funny if he did it all half ast.
You need that confidence. If you did like, oh, I'm
touching your then I mean, if he had really done
he should have licked. That's that's the real moves. But
this seems to be one of the primary causes of
(45:04):
corona that UH is not being addressed, and that is
doing bits about coronavirus seems to be getting people UH
stuck with coronavirus because Matt gets the other like really
ill advised coronavirus bit was he like, right as news
started breaking, Florida Congressman Gates I call him gets well,
(45:25):
I know, yeah, I went to high school with someone
who spelled their last name like that, and it was
gets that Katherine gets Yeah, well, maybe he's trying to
change it to sounds like put a harder a sound
in it. But it Matt. It's Matt gets coronavirus because
he went on the floor of Congress in a gas
mask as a bit and then the next day had
(45:48):
to quarantine himself. Yeah. Did you read the story about
what happened when he found out he was after quarantine?
He he shame slept in a target parking lot in
a car. Really, yeah, because he was like, so Florida. Yeah,
he said, off eighty five on my way up to
d CS, pulled off and slept in a target parking
lot in a car, just trying to figure it out,
(46:08):
just trying to figure out where I had gone wrong.
I think so. Yeah, I mean bits. Here's how many
bits do you think Trump is doing behind the scenes? Like,
I don't know, he's such a germophobe, such a I
don't think he's doing it like someone doing things if
someone was like or someone coughs or sneeze and goes, oh,
somebody's been to China. I think those are the bits
he's doing, right. I'm I'm very excited that hard Bosonaro
(46:31):
has coronavirus because he said that he like publicly was
like coronavirus bullshit, and now he's being tested and definitely
has it. There you go, is it a definite? Do
we know? No, he's being tested. Okay, I know for sure,
but someone he's stands very close to very often does. Yeah.
They met at Marlago like every he was part of
that a little fun. That's the thing about having a
(46:51):
you know, you got to take health precautions. Now. M see,
if Entourage was around now, they could do a coronavirus episode.
It would be a bottle episode like Turtle got it,
and then dramas like go get away from Me. Yeah,
and then they're like supposed to go to an event
like the Emmys or something, and then they can't. Emmys
get canceled, and by they got a new shitty and
feeling you had it in the bag. I can't believe
(47:14):
they cancel the Emmy's on your ass. I don't know
which one that was supposed to be, probably Turtle writes
with drama. I don't know. It's been a while since
I've worked on my Entourage impressions. But it does seem
strange that. Uh So, there's a Brazilian official who met
with Trump who tested positive for coronavirus GETS and another
person from Spack had to quarantine themselves. They also had
(47:38):
been meeting with Trump. It's just weird, Like, yeah, I
don't know, let's just keep an eye. I don't think
they would tell us if Trump had it right, No,
he would. He would have so much corona shame, which
you shouldn't. Yeah, I don't. I mean they'd have to
figure out. But if he was sick and in quarantine,
I think they just wouldn't say anything. Yeah, exactly right.
(48:00):
Who knows? If who don't want? Okay, okay, all right,
miss president, we have your results. They are positive, so
let's let's that's bad. That's got a back. Do you
think the pen mark was them showing him, yes, you
tested positive. It was like a mark in the positive
(48:22):
and he was like stuff, but it's a healthy. But
all right. That's gonna do it for this week's weekly Zeiteguys,
please like and review the show. If you like the show,
uh means the world to Miles. He needs your validation, folks.
(48:42):
I hope you're having a great weekend and I will
talk to him Monday. By Sa
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The
Weekly Zeitgeist. Uh. These are some of our favorite segments
from this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment
last stravaganza. Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is
(00:22):
the Weekly Zeitgeist. What is something you think is overrated? Overrated?
I would say, um, aside from uh mind car and analysis, UM,
I would say underrated or this is overrated over Yeah
what did I put? I put Joe Biden. I don't know.
(00:42):
This is boring. I don't want to make it like that. Overrated.
We can go with mine car Monroe via bearvia Bear.
Now this is important overrated as the Monroe via Bear.
Do you guys know about the Monroe via Bear? Okay?
I live in Monroe Via, California, in a backhouse in
the back of a of an acre and a half
property that my boss, well, I don't need to get
(01:04):
too far into it, but it doesn't matter anyway. I
ran a backhouse in this yard and and uh, my
landlord inherited, his wife inherited the house from her parents.
They grew up in this house anyway, so they've that's
really irrelevant. That was a cold brew related I wait
(01:25):
till I get to the studio, when I just just
a little behind the scenes stuff before I come to
the daily zeitgeist, so I can be extra tweaked. I
do not drink coffee all the way to here, which
is so unusual for me, and the whole way I
hear I could, I'm I'm you know, in very dire straits,
like I can't talk right and I'm like I can't
drive right and stuff. Say, the difference between you, uh
(01:49):
like before and after the cold brew is akin to
the incredible holk. I don't know what's really good though,
Like actually kind of I get kind of disoriented, and
you know about my famous brain wipe. Um, we had
to stop the show because my brain just completely emptied. Yeah,
we talked about little else around here, so of course,
so uh anyway, so it's a couple of what was
(02:12):
that a week ago? And it was a national story
that bear wandering around the neighborhood? Did you see it?
For like two days? That was my fucking neighborhood? Really
did you see the bear? I bear was was what
do you call it? When they shoot it with darts? Shooting?
It was tranquilized outside my kitchen it. I have a
(02:34):
picture of it laying outside my I mean from my
that bear chose my yard out of every yard. It's
been wandering around for two days, and it finally stopped
and was subdued, even though it was not. This is
the other part of the story and why it's it's
the myth is that bears are a big deal. This bear. Okay,
(02:58):
I wake up. Okay, I wake up. I usually would
have slept through the whole thing. This thing happened at
like seven thirty in the morning. I usually wake up
at noon at best. So I so, I also have
no money. I'm not married to have no children's so
don't get jealous. So I I woke up and I
at seven thirty. I never wake up at seven thirty.
I had to work at this vineyard. You know it
(03:21):
was it was a show. What am I have no job?
I'm a celebrity. Um So anyway, I got up, your
celebrity and you don't come. I don't work, and I
don't come. Hashtag don't work, hashtag don't come. So so
thank you, Jamie good So anyway, I walked out. This
(03:44):
is such a crazy story. So I walk out of
my back house right there's nothing happening. There's no noise
or anything. There's nobody anywhere, and I'm groggy because it's
seven thirty in the morning, five hours before I usually
wake up. And some of those tranquilizes missed the baron
hit you. I had cold brew late at night, so
I probably slept terribly like I always do. And um,
I walked out and I saw a bear walking. It
(04:08):
was a hundred feet away from me, but it was
in the same yard. I mean, it was through the
it had just come through the gate, but it was
walking real slow and it wasn't really looking at me.
So I took out my phone and took a picture
of it. And then I noticed that everyone in the
front house was waving their arms madly and like screaming.
(04:29):
But then I was like, I'm late for work because
I had to drive really far. So I just took
the other path out of the backyard, and like, one
of the people in the front house was like, Chris,
wouldn't you like to come inside? And I was like,
I don't. I'm just gonna go this way. I came
around the corner and there were twenty TV cameras pointed,
Oh my god, it sounds like a nightmare, so I was,
(04:52):
but I was just like late, so I was like, okay, well,
how's you guys doing it, got my car and drove away,
So I destroyed their narrative because you were not. And
I had the famous footage news footage of man v.
Bear is like the person who's like walking down the
alleyway like texting and then like looks up and they're
(05:15):
like a foot away from a bear and they like
freak out and like cartoonistly run away. You like had
that same experience, except you were just like, oh, what's
up because of a combination of sleeping poorly because of Colebrew,
like waking up early and yeah, like there's nothing. I
was so tired and disorder, like I could have any bear.
I'm surprised I didn't pet the bear or you know
(05:36):
what I mean. But it was so funny because um, yeah,
because the newspeople were I accidentally made fools out of
the newspeople, in your face newspeople, But that was I'd
also been on a hike though in Monrovia up again
just like oh you know, I got tired of the
(06:01):
dating apps, so now I'm hiking. So I hike shirtless. Um,
so I'm in Monrovia. It's up against the San Gabriel Mountains.
The thing is that bears come down there all the time,
and so I just happened to have been on a
hike on it was like President's Day or something. I
don't remember what day it was, but it was like
a holiday, and there was a bear up in the
mountains and there were seventy people around it, filming it
(06:21):
while it and I asked the park ranger just recently
whether it was, you know, dangerous, you know. They were like, no,
a bear is not gonna bother you unless you bother it.
So it really is like I didn't feel fear because
the bear was like not looking at me. But I
came out looking like I was a badass. But really
it was just I just recently had been sort of
(06:42):
told like, as long as you're not right next to
the bear or you you know, want to interact with it,
you know, you think No, was like, no, there's someone special.
I got the good guys. See that, guys, I'm not falling.
I'm not getting involved in whatever premise that's supposed to be.
(07:05):
So so anyway, the moral of the story is uh, um,
the myth? Is this the myth busting? No, it's overrated? Oh,
overrated as fear bears. Okay, what is something you think
is overrated? Okay? Is this going to make feel like
I'm going to kick out? No? Well, I was gonna
(07:26):
say cold brew overrated. Then you offered me when when
I came in, But then I couldn't think of something else.
In the last minute. I was wondering why when I
was like, would you like a cold brew? And you said, oh, funky,
wow we just met. Uh no, go on, I mean
I'm not I'm not here to say cold brew is
objectively the number one thing people have their opinions. I
just feel like people are just they've freaking well not
(07:49):
stop talking about it. For me, it tastes like tar,
it's like and also it's like a liquid heart attack.
Whenever I drink it. I'll drink it in the morning,
so I'm like, I'm tired, and then around three pm
it hits me. I feel like I'm gonna just my
heart's gonna pop out, and then I don't sleep. You
get latent. So maybe it's just me. You're drinking creeper.
Maybe is not the weed that like you would smoke
and then an hour later that's that's like, that's like
(08:11):
if you said that, I'm like, what, officer, guys hitting creeper.
I'm like, yo, aren't creeping, Get the funk out of here.
That's funny because I'm the same. I'm like that with
edible weeds. I'll eat it three hours later. I'm like,
I'm in a place I did not need to be
right now. I needed three hours ago cold brew. The
reason I drink it is I'm listeners have heard this
(08:34):
time and again. I'm pretty insensitive to regular cups of coffee.
So this is the only thing where I've been like, oh,
this is what drinking coffee like. Maybe it's just my body.
I didn't mean to. You know, many people have said
across from me, no, no, no, no, no offense taken.
I mean, it's just you know, when you choose this life,
you accept everything that comes along with But there are
people who have been like, oh is this good, and
(08:54):
then we'll have a panic attack in that seat and
be like, yeah, this is um, this is intense. You know,
it makes me feel like I'm gonna I don't know. Yeah,
do you drink a lot of caffeine in generally drink tea,
so you're very caffeine sensitive. Yeah, that's enough to give.
I would say, we are saying that cole brew is
overrated for caffeine sensitive peture. Oh it's overkill. Yeah, it's
(09:18):
way to my caffeine receptors are just blown out. Whatever, Yeah,
house is caffeine receptors are blown out. The blown out.
I don't know why. It's like yeah, like, I don't know, man,
the calf receptors blown out. Man, But my mom's the
same way. Yeah. I would always in my mind coffee
(09:38):
with something you would drink late at night because you
just wanted a warm drink. So I never I don't
know if maybe I witnessed that. I'm like, coffee has
no power on people. Yeah, I don't know how much
is placebo? How much is no caffeine's Yeah, caffeine is real.
The industry is going wild right now. I was reading
an article how the caffeine like you know, because they're
drug peddal is true to like having to constantly think
(10:01):
of how they can keep new caffeine the calf. Yeah,
have you had the snuff? You just snort caffeine? Yeah,
straight to the dome Colombian caffeine. Yeah that sounds great.
Yeah that's white. Yeah, yeah, that's only you man cut
it with man. All the drug dealers and what I'm
(10:22):
talking about. Yeah, I I know people who were having
like trouble sleeping and like having major anxiety and then
they cut caffeine out and like yeah, yeah, so it's
a it's like caffeine is you know, you need to
take it seriously and and know yourself. Could you ever
dial back your caffeine? And probably I think that's what happened.
(10:44):
Oh so you're your caffeine receptors are blown out in
the other way, where't coming back. I've had some days
where I can like go, I just think that now
I'm at the point where I get like headaches if
I don't have it. The withdrawals, Yeah, let me start shaking.
Yeah that happens. Yeah, the sweats have always happened. Yeah. Yeah.
(11:05):
When I'm on the on the street just begging people
for like sipping their coffee, it's like really shitty, like
frapp yes with whipped cream, get cheap on me, let
(11:28):
me lick the lick. Finally, what is a myth? What's
something people think it's true, you know to be false. Okay,
So I Wentn't bee keeping a couple of weeks ago, right,
highly recommended, But I learned what mean you went bee keeping?
It was like an Airbnb experience and you go to
this guy's house and you beekeep and oh so it's like,
(11:48):
because I know an Airbnb they have stays and experiences,
so this is like a two on one. No, just
an experience. He lives at Eagle Rock. We went for
like a couple of hours. And what I learned, which
I thought was interesting, I didn't know. I thought, you
know that you've heard that bees die when they stay. Yeah,
entirely true. So they will die if they stay a
mammal or something else with really thick skin. Um, So
(12:10):
like if they staying you that you know, the stinger
gets stuck intrates and then they die. But they're fine
stinging other insects things with less thick skins. I don't know.
That was like that seems like evolutionarily for the bees. Um,
But it's not. They're actually fine just putting their lives
on the line. The gnarliest again, I'm gonna talk gnarly.
I'm gonna go nartok. Some nartok here, guys. So, but
(12:34):
there are some wild stories about just like how animals
battle or how insects battle each other, like bees versus
the Japanese hornet video, the one where they vibrating it, Oh,
you can use their heat to melt the wasp or
whatever the morning. That's how they battle the wasp. But
then the wasps that just like destroy the bees. They
(12:56):
just like be body parts flying all the video with
a camera like within a bee hive where these Japanese
hornets or wasps come in and their pincers are just
they're just like chopping the bees up. Yeah, but it
was wild to see. Like the one defense the bees
had is like if they downed one hornet, they would
just dogpile and then overheat the hornet with like their
(13:17):
butts with their butt vibrations. Yeah, their ability to regulate
heat is super dope because like they like can air
condition their hives with with their wings, they like create
like big drafts. You got, you know, you gotta That's
why I gotta take care of these bees. And the
only thing you gotta respect more than caffeine. Well, the
guy said, if you have the space to plant rosemary,
(13:40):
they really like to pollinate that, so that'll right. Yeah,
I have a bee hive in my backyard. I just
leave it there. Yeah yeah, Like some people like I'm
really allergic. I'm like, I don't care. I'm not going
to tell them to leave. Guess you get don't get
to hang out here? I guess. I don't know. Bring
three EpiPens when you come over. Yeah, I've also but
it's so funny the last times been stung by bees,
(14:01):
it's always me stepping on a bea. I haven't but
like I used as a kid, I remember being an
idiot and sucking around your beehive or something getting stung
tradish on the arms or something, but on the souls
of your feet, the worst fucking kind of Oh yeah,
you were like walking around limping like earlier in my
(14:21):
career career. Yeah, um yeah, the little one of my
son's friends got stung in our pool by a dead bee.
Uh yeah, like floated over and like got her. Wow,
my very first beasting dead bee on a boogie board. Yeah.
I tried to get on the boogie board and just
the b was already on. He was like, get the
(14:43):
fun off. Boom cried. Yeah. Five years old, what was
the beekeeping experience? Like you you were in a suit,
you're fold suited up. I going into it was like
what am I doing? You know, like why am I?
Here was my friend's birthfast? We had to go. It
was day you know, we just going crazy weeping, But
(15:03):
it was actually so like it was so calming and
relaxing because you have to be very you know, slow,
and you don't want to freak the bees out. So
I felt very safe, you know, you totally covered and
you go and the guy had a bunch of different
hives and he would pull them out and you could
just like watch them interact and he would kind of
explain like what each of their jobs were, what they
were doing, and you just kind of like hang out.
And again it's very you're very slow, very calm, very
(15:25):
relaxed environment. And then at the end he cut off
some of the honey and we ate it and it
was the best thing ever. So if you want something
really fun in random to do beekeeping, it was random.
We just learn something to especially a vital part of
our life cycle. Yeah, our life cycle as well. That's yeah,
(15:45):
and we leave the hive. That's are very specific religion
that we practice here at the daily sting a kid
in a pool and yeah, and then you become that kid.
It's like, I'm this old bee. Now we have a
list of the healthiest cereals, and I'm glad to see
(16:05):
a lot of these. Are you know, some of my
favorite cereals? Yeah? Is that what this list is? Yeah,
we've been talking a lot about keeping your you know,
keeping your health the top of the list, right, because
I mean, one of the things that makes you most
susceptible to uh COVID nineteen, diabetes, high blood pressure, all
things that are caused by you know, bad by bad
diet and too much sugar reduces your ability to fight
(16:28):
against Okay, so then maybe these are okay, then this
is not the healthiest serials. These are the worst fucking all. Yeah, okay,
so that makes sense. All my favorite serials are the
worst fucking ones. So CNN was sort of like going
through this list of these guidelines of like the Council
for Healthy Children and Adult something, just like one of
(16:49):
those nutritional groups who it says, these are sort of
basic guidelines to keep in mind of, like what kind
of sugar you intake, you should have with your breakfast, cereal.
So they're saying it shouldn't contain more than twenty one
two grams of sugar per hundred grams of cereal. And
so you just divide the cereals grams of sugar per
serving by the serving size and grams. Anyway, they've made
(17:09):
the list to show you everything that is above that list. Um,
so this one is u so a number eleven, cinnamon
toast crunch. I thought it was gonna be much higher
in that list because I used to think I mean,
I still think that is sweeter than sin but delicious.
Wait a second, so I'm looking at this list. So
the higher the number, the less the more sugar, the
(17:32):
more sugar. Yeah, that's the higher concentration, the highest level.
Although I don't know where I was just like, you know,
one of my favorite cereals is not on here, and
that is Raisin Brand cras. I was just gonna say
it's my wife's favorite cereal because she thinks so healthfully
it's the sugar suffs. I don't know how they that does,
(17:54):
because that's I think they missed it on this list. Yeah,
I'm a big fan of sweet cereals, so my wife
thinks she's really healthy because she only eats Raising Brand crunch.
And I'm like, look at these two boxes. Yeah, it
should be between number four and number three. I think
because you've got nineteen grams of sugar per one cup
gram lets say it's so, calculate that by dividing the
(18:15):
cereals grams of sugar per serving by the serving size
and grams. Right, So serving size and grams is one
oh six double the grams third thirty eight grams for
every one hundred, So that is point three eight, and
that would put it between uh, actually we put it
number two. I guess that maybe they just thought because
(18:36):
Raisin Brand is like so in our the back of
our minds, not a typical one. Right, Okay, so we're
doing all a service. Steer clear of that unless you
really you want to have a sugar high. But it's
really good, so I will not be. So. Yeah, cinnamon
toast crumbs out eleven. Then it's a three way tie
after that, between fruit loops, Reese's puffs, and tricks. Then
(18:59):
isn't here that I'm sorry? Is it weird that I'm
using this as a guide of cereals to try? Yes? No, no, no,
I mean no, I'm saying yes, I agree with what
you're saying. Okay, that makes me be like, damn, I
thought was delicious, So I guess I guess it's not
as delicious as I guess. Fruit loops is pretty criminally sweet.
Yeah when I think about it. Yeah, yeah, but I
guess I don't like I don't like spakes, fruit flavor,
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cereal Jam's your favorite is Reese's Puff. I mean I
what I do is I buy in bulk. I'm a
big bulk fan, so I get this like double path,
like giant. That's how I get so buffum. So it
depends on like if I have one bulk box of
peanut butter puffs, the next time, I'm going to get
something else. But I'm always going for the sweet cereal.
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I think it's kind of like canned good It's like
canned goods. They're super high in sodium. They don't taste
it all like salt because it's ingrained in the fabric
of the food. This the cinnamon toast crunch, All that
sweetness is on the top, not necessarily inside of it.
That's why you're getting the surface area. It is what
you're tasting all that sugar, right right, that's an interesting thing.
And when we look at this list, I think that
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like getting cinnamon toast crunch, which tastes delicious, has a
lot of vitamins in it, maybe not the healthiest food
that if you wanted food that's not going to expire
that you could survive off of, you could probably pack
your cupboards to the rim. And no one's out there
hoarding cinnamon toast crunch. You have the worst dental problems
in the but it's not any more sugar raising brand,
(20:28):
so long as you brush your teeth. Yeah, yeah, and
you somewhat exercise, But then with the quarantines, how you
know they're gonna get outside and the next thing you know,
you're how your peloton bike runs out of power because
they're rolling blackouts. Anyway, that that's that's the dystopia. You
do the thing. You don't need to go to Gold's
gym to just flex all your muscles from just flex
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everything from the stress and then let go and relax.
The next tier is another tie of four away tie
between apple Jack's Cocoa Puffs, Cookie Cookie Crisp, and Fruity Pebbles.
I never had a Cookie Crisp. It's all right, that's
the one that had like the bandits and ship like
people were stealing from the bank and it's like an
old timey cop it is, it doesn't. I would say
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the best of this group is fruity pebbles that packs
the most sweetness. But here's the problem with pebbles is
that while it has the surface area like, it doesn't
feel the off as much. They're very they're dense, but
they're small. You want a big bull, pab your bull
to the rim, You're only gonna get two or three bulls.
I don't need pebbles. I need fruity bull. I was
(21:32):
gonna say gravel, but you got the right mind. I'm
straight up, just give me a huge piece I have
to chisel off into my mouth. Regardless. I think we
can all agree that we want cereal that looks like
the bottom of a fish tank. Yeah, that's what pebbles
nails for us. Oh man, wow, it doesn't. And I
think about it. I used to, for whatever reason, like
as a kid, see that and be like that fish
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tank that's tight. Then a number three frosted Flakes classic,
But I guess we should say it's probably between frosted Flakes,
raisin brand Crunch and Lucky Charms when they're doing some
rough maths right there, Lucky Charms, Okay, that makes sense.
The fucking marshmallows are just sugar sugar yea that they
call marshmallows. Right, I'm hip to what's going on. But
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number one is Captain Crunch. I did not see that coming. What, well,
is it just Captain Crunch. Captain Crunch. Crunch has the
same general consistency where it's puffed cereal that like has
more of a buttery than it has has like sugar,
(22:37):
like frosted flakes. Whatever they're doing with those flakes, they're
bringing the sugar right out, well you see it right
on the kiss are just dusted with the sweet sweet sugars. Yeah,
but Captain Crunch is I don't know, I guess they
it does like blend in like you said, it's a
really good like. It makes me think if you soaked
your milk and Captain Crunch and squeezed it and had
(22:59):
like you know, there's strawberry milk, chocolate milk. I think
there's uh, I know there's Captain Crunch flavored. I think
that's one of like they're milk bars that have cereal milk,
and one of them is captain crunch milk. So yeah, um,
how do you make How would you just make it?
You probably get a cheese cloth, right, just make it
(23:21):
like you just make it like a cat in the apocalypse,
some captain crunch milk, Like we need water, Like James,
please stop making captain crunch. It doesn't keep well at
all of pop are getting sick and it drains all
their nutrients. Okay, captain crunch cheese. Now that this stuff
had an overstopped captain crunch black beans? What do you do?
(23:44):
I steep the black beans in a bunch of captain crunch.
All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right
back and we're bad. All right, let's talk about onto
onto the next. Speaking of America, US Americans can't quit
(24:07):
touching our faces, right, human beings can't in general? Hey kids,
you DTF one way? Don't touch face? Call Jesus were
you writing that this morning? Improv Champion? When when's your
(24:33):
herald team performing next? Uh? I got cut the I'm like,
still my head is spun from how amazing that joke was. Um,
you know there was like and wired they were sort
of uh you know, putting together a lot of research
that shows like just in general human beings, just we
(24:53):
we have a compulsion, like we have an instinct to
touch our faces and all stages of like life, like
in the womb, babies do it um in they like
college students a little like just with medical students, they
said okay, like let's just watch them during lectures. The
average was touching your face every two and a half
minutes UM. And then there was like other studies in Germany,
(25:15):
they were doing one to put sort of young adults
like under stress. So they were doing like a memory test,
but like blasting them with unpleasant sounds like as they
were doing this memory test, and they found that the
people like in these more the stressful group, ended up
touching their faces a lot more um like nose, cheeks, chin,
and then like they're so they're saying, okay, so this
(25:37):
spontaneous facial self touch, as they say, it helps to
like sort of regulate their emotions. So add to that,
we're already in a stressful environment just with people being
like hoarding ship thinking you know, everywhere you go is
just contaminated. That we're already fighting and urge that we
have even pets. They even pointed like cats and like
dogs who like sleep with their positive. It's just a
(25:59):
natural it's like an animal instinct. Is it, like I'm
still here. Yeah, like in a way, it's just like
or it's soothing or like in the for a baby.
You're just like kind of figuring your face out sleep
on my face, so like that's you know, wait, face down,
yeah sleep face. No you don't, yeah, you really do.
Yeah face Are you joking? Just mashing the pillow or
(26:19):
into my arm? Yeah? Whoa, So you look like you're
planking in bed. No, I'm like kind of to the side,
but like like cheek down. I thought you were straightening
nostrils on the mattress um. But yeah, I like I
like having something pressed against my face. Yeah, I'm just
the weird thing to say. No, I do that with pillows.
(26:39):
I usually I'll sandwich my head with pillows. That's how
I like to sleep. And I definitely have like like
I'm a nail biter, like all the all the worst things. Yeah. Yeah,
I just washed the hell out of my hands and
then my nails off so that I wouldn't like have
just clip them. No need that, Like what sensation of
nervously biting them off. Wow. Uh, Like, I'm sorry, I
(27:02):
don't know what this guy I used to I used
to really like to bite my nails. And it's like
I took a long time for me to overcome that.
I'm really bad with like picking, Like it's it. I
just almost touched my face. But it's like I walked
past my mirror and I'm like, hands down unless you
boiling alcohol first. Anyways, we're all gonna die. Hey, here's
(27:27):
a fun app for the kids. Uh So, it's a
company named Pink Unicorn and they have apps called one
direction Fan app. They got one E D M Fan
app of it. I mean, this is this company just
buying four kids because I mean they got also formula
racing app probably after the kids. Yeah yeah, kids love
(27:48):
kids love formula. Right, babies, baby babies. But mother Board
of the vice website found that those three apps are
all collecting data in a way that's even more aggressive
than Cambridge Analytica and what and it's actually has it
(28:09):
shares code with a company called ban Joe that is
basically a surveillance app. So this is just a surveillance
company creating an arm that is called Pink Unicorn and
makes these weird apps that just makes apps specifically designed
to spy on children. What sort of info are they getting?
Just your social media information like your logins and then
(28:32):
they're using your social media information to I don't know,
I think they're sharing it with the police to so
the kids can so the police can investigate kids. Yeah,
because you know, kids are just criminals. High school students,
they're great crims. They gotta they gotta stop this vandalism.
Is the is like the content in the app even
(28:53):
worth it, Like I feel like you never remember I've
downloaded an app and I was like this just sucks.
I never deleted. So it's like baground. Yeah, I'm as Yeah,
it's just one of those apps where like if you're
a one Direction fan, you go in there and it's
like sign up with Twitter, sign up with Facebook, sign
and like no other option, and so they're just like okay, Also,
(29:15):
like who's fucking with on? Like one Direction is no
longer I know, well this was this was years ago,
but this is like oh that they were just figuring out. Yeah, wow,
E d M fan app. I feel like anyone who
really like likes E d M you'd be like, this
app is not I'm having a hard time feeling bad
(29:37):
for any of these people, but I'm just saying it's
it's gross. Um, but yeah, one direction fan app, E
d M fan app. I mean they're probably what their
phones are just riddled with. What would you be susceptible
to if you saw an app that's a blank fan app?
Damn it? Uh get your answer ready to U Jaws too,
(30:03):
that's spot on, I think, yeah, actually for you, but
what could it promise you that? Or like JFK. Yeah,
that's for Bonner Manager Manager and yeah, we're we're going
to have him on. I'm gonna do a whole bonus
episode of Daily's. Like I swear I just talked to
his brain. Yeah, I think this whole show has been
built so you could just have a conversation recorded with
(30:26):
Bonner Man. And I did a episode of a show
that I only did two episodes of for Stitcher Premium.
Nobody listened to it, but it was it was about
the JFK conspiracy theory and Bonner Manager. And now I
want to actually talk to him on a show that
people listen to. So I'm going to do that, Okay, Yeah,
What about you, Veronica? What's that you downloads? Like? It's
(30:49):
like my favorite food? You like in and out that much?
Double double grill any a, no tomato? Get this extra
lettuce extra? Oh you're thinking about it? I always get
people think I'm out my wig, But I like double
double animal style chop chilies with light fries. Crucify me fries.
(31:15):
He likes fries interesting and you know this was the
sort of environment I was walking into, old ruins, soggy fries.
Welcome to my nightmare for your nightmare. He like if
his uh, if his fries can be the consistency of
well done spaghetti, that's what he prefers. Yeah, we call
that mom spaghetti. Let me get those fries, Mom spaghetti. Miles,
(31:39):
what would your what would you be susceptible? It's probably
arsenal fan app like, um, I don't know, like sick
smoke ring tricks fan app? Do you still watch smoke
ring videos? Come on the fire then am I on?
Try put me yeah with a little smoke caps here
and there. Hey man, some of these tricks they do,
(32:01):
I don't know how the funk they do, especially when
they do this ship where it's like a force push
with the smoke ring and then another one in between.
I don't know. Yeah, it is cool. That's what I do.
I sit my coalbrew, eat my soggy fries and watch
face smoke tricks. I mean, I'm actually eating well done
fries watching zip popping videos. It's fine. Dr know what
(32:21):
I mean? You know what, probably a Dr pimple popper fan.
I just want to talk about Joel Osteen real quick,
the mega church mogul. He has decided that perhaps the
love of Christ Jesus himself will protect his flock from
(32:44):
the fucking global pandemic that has been declared by the
World Health Organization. Where's Joel? Where's his headquarters? Does he
have a bunch of them? Yeah? But because I remember
during the hurricanes, people like, would you mind opening your
church to people who need shelter? And He's like, he
said absolutely not in his name. Yeah, And God came
to me in a dream last night and said keep
(33:06):
it lapdown. He said, um no, he said verse noah, yeah, boy,
uh yeah, get the motherfucker's out the ship, two of
each please. So his mega church services, apparently they will
continue over the weekend um even though there is a pandemic,
meaning that around nearly fifty thousand people total will have
(33:29):
come through that facility through the weekend. Um So right now,
his Lakewood Church in Houston has three scheduled services Saturday,
Saturday night and two on Sunday, and they usually get
around sixteen thousand people at each service funerals. Yeah exactly,
I mean, hey, you know the but here's I mean,
I don't like Joe at all. But are we telling
(33:51):
all churches to like, I mean, because like other churches
aren't closing this we have with you. Look, man, this
guy sucks. But I'm just like my parents are going
to go to their like Hunter person, you know, and
I think a lot of people have. But even in
other countries that have had to make that call to
be like, yeah we have to close gyms, we have
to like we can't. I'm in the church. I'm just look,
(34:11):
this guy sucks. He's trash. But I'm like, people do
love church absolutely, I don't. I have no problem people
going to church. I mean, my grandfather still will go
to his church. But Joel also has a telecast, so
theoretically he could like the view has, like the prices
ride has, we have smaller audiences than Joel's empty seaters?
Do they prices right? Went to empty seaters? Yes, what
(34:33):
I don't know how is doing better than on the prices? Right?
How do they pick a contestant? They're they're in bubble. Wait,
it's Jeopardy that went to two theaters and the view
did and there's another game show. The win to two
seaters can't be the Jeopardy Jeopardy, it's the Wheel of Fortune.
It's real question. Better be like, all right, so there's
(34:55):
no cars and it takes twenty minutes for them to
get inside, Like, okay, first we need to do a
laser thermal reading to make sure you don't have it,
because that's what they're doing a lot of places too.
They're gonna start thermal scanning people and we'll see how
well that works. Um. But again they're saying the the
precautions are taking At Lakewood, they're gonna say, we're gonna
sanitize services like bathrooms and leave the doors propped open.
(35:18):
So then I've touched anything and that should be fine.
And we're doing holy water for everybody. Okay, we're doing
communion for the key just best believed. The offering, the
offering plate comes around that she will not be sanitized, okay,
because they those can't take a break. Oh but you
gotta give in his name if you don't want that Rona. Yeah.
Can you imagine some the bullshit people probably saying. I know,
(35:41):
Jim Baker was out here telling people that he had
like capsules that will fucking save you. And a lot
of grifters are coming on the come up right now,
plenty of sam what's the Info Wars guy. Yeah, Alex Jones,
he's got a d W I actually too, Yeah, he's
got well he combatd that he's going to fight that
costs with his new like lip bo Yeah. Oh yeah,
(36:04):
I just saw it right before we went on there,
Like I was like, are you wearing that lip bomb? Yeah?
I mean that's what I don't have it pretty Oh okay,
what is your lip bomb called? Yeah, um, give me
a moment, it will come to me. But yeah, it's
mostly bleach. Oh ship. Oh that's a whole other thing
(36:25):
that people were supposed to drink bleach or something there's
like that makes people do with It's it's all grifter
ship that makes people sick and has absolutely no scientific
evidence that it works. But this is the environment right,
especially when people are scared though. Two, that's a that's
that's the thing that can happen to like a lot
of people, especially when you have a pastor or someone
who's shysty you will trust them and they will get
(36:46):
you investing in their fucking businesses and ship. Yeah, that happens, dude.
There are times I had to tell my grandparents like, no,
the pastor is not right. You do not need to buy. Yeah,
I'm like, do not buy You don't need to buy this.
And I'm they're like, well, see if I buy this,
then I sell it to people and then I can
make money. And I said, who are you kicking your
money up to right now? Well that will go to
the past multi, Okay, come on, folks. My roommate in
(37:11):
college sat us down one time and then had a
box and when he was like, okay, what would I
tell you? And then my other roomy goes, you got sucked, Steve,
and then he just got up and leave because there
are these boxes being sold around campus that you could
kick down and stuff. He's like, dude, you got tricked.
You're dumb, and we just he's like, don't pitch just
like Tahitian none. I remember that was the one. Everybody
was doing a goji berries there's always it was like
(37:32):
a berry thing, yeah, goji you know that was that
had a big, big moment. Yeah, what is something from
your search history that's revealing about who you are? Search history?
Recently I have been very into the legend of the
Persian princess, the legend of the Persian the legend of
the Persian princess. This is as as you you may
(37:53):
know if you perhaps live in the UK, but it's
not well known here. Um. A few years ago there
was a fake mummy that was found and was said
to be a daughter of Xerxes and a descendant of
the Ahmened dynasty. And it was a very big deal
because there are no Persian mummies. But it was like
this was a Persian princess who married an Egyptian guy
(38:13):
and then she was sarcophagized and whatever. Um, is that
the one they scanned? Yes, it's when they scanned and
they were like, this is fake legos. Well that was
the fun up thing. It was a real body. It
was a real body. It was a really dead lady.
But she was from like they have to ask you
to stop telling this story because we just greenlit it
(38:33):
as a true crime and we've already got a new host. Yes, yeah,
it's it's pretty crazy that they don't know who she is.
I mean, this is you know, this is an old thing,
but this is something that I was looking up recently, um,
because I was just looking up the phrase Persian princess
to see, like what you know, let me be honest,
I was looking up to see if anybody had released
(38:54):
a debut comedy album entitled Persian Princes. It says that
they have it, but it is can we expect Persian Princess.
I don't want to get mixed up with this fake mummy.
I don't think I'm a fake mummy. Oh that no,
even better album fake mummy. Fake. But it's like this
this woman just was They think she was maybe hit
(39:15):
by a car because she had some kind of like
broken hip and stuff. So they were like, well, it
seems to be the corpse of a lady who was
hit by a car. And then somebody took her body
and like wrapped her in and took all her organs
out and mummified her and made it a prank mummy,
and well, yeah, they were trying to sell it. Wow,
do that Are they trying to make it a homicide
(39:36):
case yet? Uh? It's like two, it's it's still on
the list of unsolved murders. You know, like I don't
know if she was murdered or if somebody like robbed
a grave or whatever. But they put her in they
put her in a fake sarcophagus. They put all these
like symbols, you know, Egyptian Cuneo forum was on the outside,
and they put all these like symbols of of of Cerrus,
(39:58):
of Koresh, the like that in a dynasty to make
it look like she was like one of the daughters
of Xerxes and where those like artifacts legits because like
you would probably like symbols correct, but when it was
carbon dated, it was like yeah. And also they like
they took her heart out, and apparently the Egyptians didn't
do that when they what the heart is classic mistake. Yeah,
(40:20):
ye idiots, All right, let's take another break. We'll be
right back, and we're back. Let's just check in. Uh,
it's like the idea of like who has the coronavirus
at this point, who's got the tender rony Scenarow might
(40:44):
have it virus yeahrus boron anyway anyway, but yeah, one
of his press aides had it tested positive and like
they had all met at Mara Lago, yet another opportunity
for Trump to contract the illness. Um, Tom Han Hanks
and Rita Wilson. Unfortunately. Yeah, R I p thoughts and
prayers to them. Um, you know, but it happens. Chet
(41:07):
Hanks said that they're Noh, I have it right here.
Do you want to hear what? Yeah? Because chet Hanks
here to combinations and I'm surprised he didn't come with
the Irie talk. You know, big up. My parents just
got corona dumb Hanks, Yeah, big up, you know, waguan
waguan internet. So this is him and actually give me
a very sober update. What's up everyone? Um, yeah, it's
(41:29):
true my parents got coronavirus. Um. They're both down in
Australia right now because my dad was shooting a movie
down there. Um. But I just got off the phone
with them. Uh, they both are fine. They're not even
that sick. They're not worried about it. They're not tripping,
but they're going through the necessary health precautions obviously. But
I don't think it's anything to be too worried about.
(41:50):
I appreciate everyone's concerned and the well wishes, but but
they don't need to think it's all gonna be all right.
But I appreciate it, and everybody stay safe out there,
all right, and every everything can be. Was that a
better like calming message than we got from the president?
Oh yeah, I well, at least because everything he said
(42:12):
was like accurate and didn't require entire like swaths of
the government to come out and like correct what exactly.
And the fact that he just said, you know, they're
not tripping, that helped me. That wasn't the true like
speak to me in my language, you know what I mean.
On MSNBC, they never let me know who's true, who's tripping,
who's not triping? Should I be tripping? And see that's
(42:34):
why we need to like everyone's been talking about this,
we need another network for yeah exactly, And then here
it is. Look, yeah, shouldn't really be tripping. I get
that it's freaky right now, but panicking is not the vibe. Okay,
it's not the wave either, So let me tell you
about somebody else who wasn't tripping. Jesus Christ, young man,
(42:55):
my good friend j C to creep up in our shows,
so kind of weird tangent on Christ's love. Rudy Gobert
is one of the best players in the NBA. Very
underrated in terms of one of the best. Yeah, he
just affects things from a defensive perspective more than basically
any other player. Great shop blocker. Uh and also a
(43:18):
bit of a cut up at a at a press
conference at practice the other day, people were taking precautions
with the media. They were like sitting far away and
just had their mics up on the table, and Gobert
thought would be funny if he touched all the microphones.
Was a bit because are scared. Yeah, y'all are scared,
(43:38):
but he's not. Uh and uh. As the Utah Jazz,
his team were about to take the floor against Oklahoma
City Thunder two nights ago um and full stadium, everybody
was there getting ready. They had to call the game
off and then suspended the NBA a season because Rudy
(44:02):
Gobert tested positive for coronavirus. And then the next morning
his teammate tested positive for coronavirus. So this motherfucker is
he chokes zero with the jokes doing it. He he
canceled or suspended the NBA season for the for the
(44:23):
Lulls troll King Love Him Jrr, troll King JR. Troll
King in the flesh. Uh So the NBA. Uh, that's
very disappointing for UH people whose teams were doing well.
Hell yeah, he committed to the bill. Yes, having Corona
(44:44):
followed that through to the as you know, that wouldn't
have been funny if he did it all half ast.
You need that confidence. If you did like, oh, I'm
touching your then I mean, if he had really done
he should have licked. That's that's the real moves. But
this seems to be one of the primary causes of
(45:04):
corona that UH is not being addressed, and that is
doing bits about coronavirus seems to be getting people UH
stuck with coronavirus because Matt gets the other like really
ill advised coronavirus bit was he like, right as news
started breaking, Florida Congressman Gates I call him gets well,
(45:25):
I know, yeah, I went to high school with someone
who spelled their last name like that, and it was
gets that Katherine gets Yeah, well, maybe he's trying to
change it to sounds like put a harder a sound
in it. But it Matt. It's Matt gets coronavirus because
he went on the floor of Congress in a gas
mask as a bit and then the next day had
(45:48):
to quarantine himself. Yeah. Did you read the story about
what happened when he found out he was after quarantine?
He he shame slept in a target parking lot in
a car. Really, yeah, because he was like, so Florida. Yeah,
he said, off eighty five on my way up to
d CS, pulled off and slept in a target parking
lot in a car, just trying to figure it out,
(46:08):
just trying to figure out where I had gone wrong.
I think so. Yeah, I mean bits. Here's how many
bits do you think Trump is doing behind the scenes? Like,
I don't know, he's such a germophobe, such a I
don't think he's doing it like someone doing things if
someone was like or someone coughs or sneeze and goes, oh,
somebody's been to China. I think those are the bits
he's doing, right. I'm I'm very excited that hard Bosonaro
(46:31):
has coronavirus because he said that he like publicly was
like coronavirus bullshit, and now he's being tested and definitely
has it. There you go, is it a definite? Do
we know? No, he's being tested. Okay, I know for sure,
but someone he's stands very close to very often does. Yeah.
They met at Marlago like every he was part of
that a little fun. That's the thing about having a
(46:51):
you know, you got to take health precautions. Now. M see,
if Entourage was around now, they could do a coronavirus episode.
It would be a bottle episode like Turtle got it,
and then dramas like go get away from Me. Yeah,
and then they're like supposed to go to an event
like the Emmys or something, and then they can't. Emmys
get canceled, and by they got a new shitty and
feeling you had it in the bag. I can't believe
(47:14):
they cancel the Emmy's on your ass. I don't know
which one that was supposed to be, probably Turtle writes
with drama. I don't know. It's been a while since
I've worked on my Entourage impressions. But it does seem
strange that. Uh So, there's a Brazilian official who met
with Trump who tested positive for coronavirus GETS and another
person from Spack had to quarantine themselves. They also had
(47:38):
been meeting with Trump. It's just weird, Like, yeah, I
don't know, let's just keep an eye. I don't think
they would tell us if Trump had it right, No,
he would. He would have so much corona shame, which
you shouldn't. Yeah, I don't. I mean they'd have to
figure out. But if he was sick and in quarantine,
I think they just wouldn't say anything. Yeah, exactly right.
(48:00):
Who knows? If who don't want? Okay, okay, all right,
miss president, we have your results. They are positive, so
let's let's that's bad. That's got a back. Do you
think the pen mark was them showing him, yes, you
tested positive. It was like a mark in the positive
(48:22):
and he was like stuff, but it's a healthy. But
all right. That's gonna do it for this week's weekly Zeiteguys,
please like and review the show. If you like the show,
uh means the world to Miles. He needs your validation, folks.
(48:42):
I hope you're having a great weekend and I will
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