Weekly Zeitgeist 258 (Best of 1/16/23-1/20/23)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The
Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from
this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment laugh stravaganza.
Uh yeah, so, without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist.

(00:24):
Real what is something from your search history? Oh well,
it's funny you mentioned reading a single New Yorker article
and then having to tell everyone about it because I
did the same thing, but it was a different New
Yorker article than the one you read, which meant I
couldn't read the one that you linked me to because
I'm not allowed. Yeah, I was locked out of the

(00:47):
first private browser window. That doesn't work. You have to
do some of you can't even be like reader mode
or whatever. Oh maybe a reader mode would work that.
Yeah yeah, uh, I'm behind on the hacks. I used
to use twelve foot but that that doesn't work anymore.
But I did as a result of reading a single

(01:07):
New york article. Um, my last Google search is Kendall
Getty website. There was an article in the New Yorker
about the Getty family, which is a super supermassive, very
very rich family, very big California family, a lot of
foundations and places and philanthropy things named after them, particularly
in the state. And the article is about how their

(01:29):
money manager had been fired and then had filed I
think like an improper termination lawsuit, and so as a
result of the lawsuit, all of their tax avoidance strategies
are being discussed as part of the court record, which
is really fun. And Kendall Getty is one of the
Getty heiress is uh. She is a multimedia artist and

(01:50):
I really urge you guys to google her and go
to her website so you can look at her art.
Sometimes I think that I don't know anything about art,
and I don't know if it's good or ad. But
it turns out I do know. You have some sense. Yeah.
Sometimes you go to a museum and you go, I
don't know, I like this one, I don't like this one.
I don't really know why. I don't know what already

(02:10):
is good and bad. I just know what I like.
But then you see some art and you're like, that's
bad art. You know, I didn't have to go to
art school to to know this art is bad? Well?
Was it? Was this the same Getty that like had
that inexplicable like spread like cover story done about him
in a magazine like in the last year, and people
are like, what the funk is going on there? Like

(02:30):
they're a Getty and there was like oh that yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Getty family has like a lot of airs because J.
Paul Getty, who was the one that made most of
the money, had like a ton of children by a
ton of different mothers, and so he cut a couple
of them out of his will. Like it's very dramatic.
The article gets into it. It's it's very good. So

(02:51):
he's like shitty billionaire. Bob Marley kind of like you're like, yeah, man,
of course you Getty's grants. Every everybody's fucking related to J.
Paul Getty man. Yeah. So like, for example, Kendall Getty's
Instagram bio includes the phrase bastard princess because she isn't
illegitimate Getty airy game with Thrones or some Yeah. Also

(03:13):
it's just she's in the Democratic Socialists of America. It's
a great Artifer, It's good. It's all about how how
money managers helped their millennial clients invest in more ethically
responsible portfolios, right start one, really good. All the millennials

(03:34):
have portfolios they're trying to diversify. It's the most exciting
article about tax evasion that I've ever read. I'll say
that right. There's there's a lot of that that that
actually ends up being not not really tax evasion, but
like complicated financial crimes that are just by designs so
complicated that your eyes glaze over two sentences into the

(03:54):
paragraph where they're describing it. It seems to be at
the heart of this Murdoch empire. Yeah, it turns out
that the whole money making money thing is like legal,
but all of the lawyers that know about it are like,
we got to do this as much as we can
before it becomes illegal, because which people. Once people's eyes
stopped blazing over and they realize what we're doing, they're

(04:15):
gonna make it illegal. Yeah. The overall shape of it
is them stealing money from poor people like that. That
is what is happening, but as a just avoiding taxes,
like avoiding taxes for generations and generations by passing things
down in these trusts and pretending that they don't live
in California so they don't have to pay California property
taxes even though they do live in California, Like you know,

(04:38):
it's it's succession ship for sure, right yeah. I mean
they even have a funk up named Kendall. That's who Aspirations,
that's that rules. They made their money though in like
a really smart way where they just like had this
brilliant idea that nobody thought, oh no wait, they just
found a bunch of oil. Yeah, yeah, became you used
their influence from finding some oil to find all the oil.

(05:01):
It's called entrepreneurship Jack, Thank you dude. This one piece
of art, it's like a deer with like a human
face on it, is the one that's a video called
Happy Birthday, Mr. President, which I'll just spoil it for
you guys, is a shadow play where you see the
silhouette of a girl sucking a man's penis and then

(05:21):
he kills her. Wow, this website is a wild What
do you think that's implying? Like that's deep. Well, it
says that it wants to be a disruption of visual literacy,
and I think that's what it is. This is. Have
you seen that show, um Nathan Barley. It was a

(05:44):
British comedy that came out in the early odds. I've
heard of it, but I have never watched it. It's
like presages all this kind of ship where it's like, dude,
check out the newest art, and like this one picture
she did is literally she clipped out a scene where
like John Claude van Dam is holding something she like
collaged di it in with like a porno where likeages,

(06:04):
and honestly they're not the worst. Like the website, this
was just a wild to look at. I'm like, why
is Jean Claude van Dam doing this to this woman?
But it's just the juxtaposition of like the things like yep,
and this one's my two and my two D medium
But anyway, it feels like this very like provocative for
provocation sake kind of art, but it's really like a

(06:25):
fourteen year old. It's really speaks to me. It speaks
to me. You're in our fourteen year old yeah, oh yeah,
yeah yeah, because like this, I mean I remember when
I was younger, like it did not. I cannot understand art,
cannot understand poetry because I just hadn't lived enough and
wasn't in touch enough with like meaning of life. So
this I'm like, yeah, this ship where van Dam has

(06:45):
like a sword to this naked lady. Yeah, I get
that ship's wild. That's the point speaks to me. Who
prop Los Angeles is very long? Can you tell us something?
What's something from your search history that's revealing about who
you are? Okay, there's a number of things I thought
about doing, like father theme stuff. I feel like everybody
doing that, but this is this is I mean, I

(07:07):
guess it's kind of dad energy. The one thing. I mean,
it was two things. One that I did real quick,
which was like how to wash your like blinds, windows
shutters with like power washer? Oh wait, what huh? You're
blind like on the interior the outside, No, the inside ones.
You take them off and hang them up outside it

(07:29):
and wash them because the dustin wasn't doing it. But
that's not the main thing that I was like, really
down the rabbit hole for. That's his dad images. One
thing I was down down the rabbit hole on was butterboards.
Oh yeah, like talk where people just do different spreads
of kinds of butters and shams. I was like, okay,

(07:50):
I know I've brought up I feel like sometimes I
don't be trying to. But the thing is, I'm very
if y'all don't notice alread about me. I'm very curious.
I'm interested in everything. You know what I'm saying. Everything
for me is amazing and interesting and a sociological study,
anthropological study. So like a lot of times when I

(08:12):
bring up White Ship, it's not to make fun of them,
you know what I'm saying. Because I'm a Sufi and
Stevens fan. You know what I'm saying. I wouldn't see cigarettes,
you know what I mean? Like, I like white Ship.
I love that. That's like level sixty white people. I
gotta I gotta like, I gotta varsity level like white card.
You know what I'm saying. Like, I'm into this ship,

(08:33):
but there are there are boundaries. And I was like,
first of all, in my defense, I didn't I thought.
I thought my wife made up the word shacouterie board.
I was like, you made that That's not a word.
That's I was like, it sound like you made that.

(08:53):
That word sound like clitter ist and couder and couci
all wrapped in on. Yes, you made that word up.
I didn't know. I didn't know what that ship was
until like a year ago. So when I might have
to pull your white card now, I was like there's limits, right.
So then when I heard about this butterboard, I was like, Okay,

(09:15):
first of all, I'm not really a big butter fan anyway,
and then secondly, I'm just like, what's up with y'all
and not liking to put food on plates? Like I
just don't understand what you gotta get plates? Like you'll
be seeing like you know, the tiktoks with like spaghetti
just on the table. You know what I'm saying that.
I think I'm like, miss me with this man, what's

(09:37):
wrong with plates? What's wrong with plates? I'm proplate. I
want to put out there. I love. Also, you're also watching,
uh The Wire, which is some of the so I mean,
you know, I don't know if he's a good art.
I don't know if I'm in touch with that like
level of Middle America white where they're like putting spaghetti
like you know, on a on an island that's made

(09:59):
of marble, and like I mixed all food on here.
It's like that is that I'm not sure if it's
a white person thing or if it's like the food
fetish thing. No, it's a food we were talking about
all those messy recipes or people just mashing shipped together
and people are like that, that's that's that's what chicktok
is to like, you're you're somehow being fed other content.
I don't know about. But the butterboard thing, I understand

(10:21):
because that is like that is a that's just that's
off the shottery board tree where they're like, you love
its visual spreads. Yeah. So look like if you're okay,
so we're in like West Africa or like Ethiopia, culturally
there is a big cauldron of food and you have
your like in Gera or whatever, and you eating the

(10:42):
same culture, right, that's like cultural you know what I'm saying.
And so there's a history of that. I totally understand.
There's etiquette. They've been doing this with thousands of years,
so they know how to do this. Y'all just taken
butter and smearing it on wood and putting various seasonings
in different parts of the butter and then just bread

(11:05):
around the side, and we all posted to just dip
into this. There's contest for it. That's what happened. Somebody
can't one of the homies who was a homie like
this is a homie, Like I'm not dissing this, that's
the homie. All her podcast was doing this butter board
contest and I was like, I say this with no
baggage and no pretension. The fund is a butterboard like like,

(11:30):
I'm honest, I honestly want to know what the hell
is this board culture? You know what I mean? It's
all about I think you know, I think America we
perfected it with like the seafood boil. Just spill the
s on the table, you know, get that. But that's
not mixing, no, no, like and what you know what

(11:50):
I'm doing. I'm taking my little pieces of crawfish and
potato and I'm sliding it over to my player. You
know what I'm saying over to my side, and y'all
have you O. There's no content emanations. This isn't like
it's like you're sharing. So for you, it's the germs.
It's the germs really that you're I'm starting to do
it for me, oh because oh that's why you made
the reference of like West African food, Because yeah, you'll

(12:10):
take something like foo foo, which is like your star
cheating and you put it in your stew and everybody
has that communally. But yeah, there's a way on a
rhythm to it, versus you used to see loose butter
on wood and you're like, are we just gonna all
make out? Is that this is the this is just spiddles, skittles,
just all in is it spinning? And they're like putting

(12:32):
the bread on. I need to wait, Matt. You know,
just just picture like a shark like a cheeseboard, but
instead of cheese on it, they put butter, like different
kinds of butter on. Hold on, all right, let me
explain it. Okay, pause, some people don't know. I'm so sorry, Becca, Becca,
please jump in. So butterboard, like Myles said, on a

(12:54):
charcooterie board, it is like smashed and not melted, but
like spread herle think when you're putting butter on toast,
They've like put it all across the board. And they
sometimes put like edible flowers, honey like things that would
you would put on your own little piece of bread
at a restaurant. But I must chime in on the

(13:15):
spaghetti thing that is linked to fetish content. There's like
a whole like pipeline of the most people Yeah no, no, no, nothing,
the people that are like that weird camera angle and
the guy is always speaking to the girl and the
recipes don't make sense, and you're like, why is she
spreading all this pasta sauce over the spaghetti on ac

(13:41):
and is like p O B camera like at her,
like sitting in on her hands which are like perfectly manicure,
yet she's getting her hands all messy to like mix
in spaghetti sauce with her bare hands with spaghetti noodles
and meat. And it's like so crazy it is. You know,
here's the thing, okay with you, like you know whatever

(14:02):
for the most party whatever in but like whenever, it's
just like adding like food elements to it or like
uh like elements like stop, it's like human, how you
got this to be sexual? You know what I mean?
Like I feel like there are there are moments that
remind me of how happy I am. I'm out the game.

(14:24):
Yeah you know what I'm saying, because like like and
I'm not I'm not gonna king shame nobody if that's
a thing. That's a thing. I just know if I
was in the dating game, you couldn't keep up. I
couldn't keep up. I would be like you wait you
want yeah, you heard me? Do what I want you
to put your hands through this tub of country crock Margarine,
squeeze a ship out of it. You're like, oh, man,

(14:48):
I take back all the game I was speaking. I
think it all back. I was doing my best. No, no,
what is something you think is overrated? Deep dish? Pizza?
Which time? Did you just ask? What is that? No?
Which kind? Like? Are you coming for somebody in l A?
Are you coming Are you coming for a pizza rear?
Right now? Are you just saying no? I don't do
that coming out massa right now? I am not. I

(15:13):
am not. I don't know. It just seemed like something
that I've never enjoyed. Ergo, it is overrated. Some people
like it right? First of all, why do they call
it pizza? That things like a casserole, maybe a pie.
Stop calling it pizza. I don't like that with topping.
Yeah yeah, I think well, I think if you called
it a casserole, that doesn't sound more appealing, but I
think it would be more honest. It should be. Man,

(15:36):
you ain't eating more than two of these slices? Yeah,
that's what Really. I've eaten half a Domino's deep dish.
How much massa can you eat at one go. That's
a good point because Massa that are like that's the
you know, Echo Park Deep Dish Pizza in l A.
That ship is like a fucking brick And when I
eat it, I'm like, oh my god, Like I'd like

(15:59):
to eat a lot of pizza. Is my thing with pizza,
Like I want to have numerous slices and I end
up just gorging myself. It's it's all about the fun
ways you can toss it into your mouth. Yes, yeah,
Miles is a real showman when it comes to eating
pizzas that I chipped my teeth. I chipped my teeth
because it's pizza is so fucking dense it broke my mouth.

(16:20):
But do you now do you hold this for Sicilian too,
Like there there's a certain type of Sicilian that I like,
Like Prime has a good I think they call it
like a Grandma piece. There's this place Bleaker Street in
New York that has a really good one too that
it's I think the crust is like focaccio e like yeah,
and I like that's more like like a real thick

(16:41):
crust with a little bit of toppings, right as opposed
to just like stuff on stuff on stuff on stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean yeah, it's it's definitely it's not a little
bit of toppings, but it's definitely normal. Yeah. The the
cheese is not, you know, going to affect my digestion
for the next three weeks, maybe just like a week
and a half. I've noticed, though, a lot of Chicagoans

(17:05):
now are trying to basically be like, stop thinking this
is our pizza. You really been crust tavern style pizza,
that's what the funk our pizzas. I learned this from
Jackies Chicago, and then I start seeing it more and more,
like on Twitter and like comedians who are from there
who are like like, yes that we have deep dish,
but like you want this tavern pizza And I'm like, okay,

(17:29):
the thin crust see. But then Detroitors would say that
the tavern style is their pizza. The pizza fight is
so funny to me because I think everyone's working with
different terms and definitions. To begin with, We're all like,
we don't know what we're talking about when we talk.
Isn't Detroit like in that old oil pants style pizza though? Too? Yeah,
and that's tavern pizza, is it? Or what other people
say that I have a Justin get on Mike right now.

(17:53):
So producer Justin is over here in the from Chicago.
Chicago pizza. It's more like a birthday cake where you
only you do the deep dish once twice a year. Yeah,
Deep dishes a celebratory thing. It's like when you have
a bunch of people. Chicagoans, like true Chicagoans don't really
funk with deep. We're not ordering it weekly or whatever. Um.

(18:13):
I don't ever remember using the term tavern style when
I was younger. We always just used to call it
thin crusts pizza. But it's something you order at like
it's kind of like finger food where you're at a
bar and the slices are really small and they're super
greasy and they're kind of thin, and there's like a
hundred of them and you just share them amongst a

(18:34):
group of people. And that's what I'm used to more often. So, yeah,
that's mostly what we were doing when we ordered Thank You.
It was actually started by Dominoes with their thin crust pizza.
That style that you were describing, it's pretty good. What
is something that you think is underrated? Caitlin, Okay, it's

(18:57):
another movie Puss in Boots. The last I heard it
was really intense Rocks And every person I say that
to their like, really, are you sure about that? And
I'm like, I'm I have a master's degree in screenwriting.
I'm sure it's well done. It is well done, at

(19:18):
least I saw the first forty five minutes and it
became too scary from my both my four year old
and six year old. When when Goldilocks and the Three
Bears get involved and they are just their presence in
the movie is like Anton Sugar in No Country, Like
it's just like they they are a force of nature

(19:38):
that is coming. And I think it's stressed my kids
out a little too much. So is a little bit
more adult than your average children family movie. Yeah, yeah,
but it's so it exists in the Shrek universe, which
it's very Shrek, not yeah Shrek in And yeah, I

(20:02):
mean the animation style is very similar to the animation
in Spider Man Into the Spider Verse, which is one
of my favorite movies of all time. So it's visually
really cool. The story is just like tight and solid,
and it has good themes and messaging, and the characters
are fun and and it's put some boots. What can

(20:22):
I say? My my kids? Did it left an impression?
I'll say that because we've had the conversation where they
make me tell them all of the ways he died.
So it's a lot about mortality. So he is on
his the premises he is on his ninth final life
miles and so he has to go to a retirement

(20:44):
home and like just like back away because he can't
be a cat of adventure when he only has one
one life left to live. But they do a quick,
very fun run through them all the ways he's died,
and that blew my kids fucking minds man there, and
then they kept being like, okay, so what was the
third way putting boots? What was the fifth? And like

(21:06):
they were disappointed that I didn't like have this committed
to memory immediately, So am I, Jack? Do you have
you got? One of the ways he died was that
the running of the bulls? And then I had explained
to them like why people do that? And then they
were that there's no good explanation for that. But you've

(21:28):
even been to a fun Yeah, so you couldn't even
you couldn't even lead, like, let me tell you a
little bit about Yeah, I got I still couldn't yeah,
connected them because some people, you know, they want to
feel alive by almost being dead there, Like what what
do you mean? Anyways? Al Right, well, I'm glad to

(21:49):
know that that has entered the cannon with you know,
I'm not I'm not saying it's on the level of
padding to to or you know, some of the Shrek movies,
but it's history will determine in that. But it is good.
I always love a good Caitlin Durante, like this movie
that's being slept on and thought of as a non

(22:10):
serious children's movie as actually need its own Criterion collection.
Yeah exactly, Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break.
We'll be right back, and we're back, and so, yeah, exactly,

(22:36):
that's the tone. Chris McCarthy, Lauren and Marjorie are fighting
in the bathroom. That's what happened a couple of weeks ago, apparently.
And like for all the ship talking we do about
our elected officials in Washington, it's nice to get the
occasional reminder that we aren't wrong and that a bunch
of malformed eagle ego freaks do in fact make up

(22:59):
the majority of con risk. But the latest gusts is
it's quite literally out of the Capital bathrooms where reports
are emerging of a friendship ending fight. Although it's debatable
between whether or not these two people are friends. But
between Low and I said, loan, hold on, hold on,
let me get into my sleepover position where I hold
it into my ear and I kicked my feet behind. Yeah, exactly,

(23:22):
hold on three way. They here's some other boards that
rhyme with Corey story allegory anyway Simpsons reference um, but
this latest gossip right there in the bathroom, it's Lauren
gold Gert versus major league tainted fiend and they had
to face off. And look the way this even works. Again,

(23:44):
I'm not even sure these people even have a functional
understanding of what a friendship is. But at the very
least they will not be sharing clan robes after this
bust up, I will, I can say this. So the
showdown happened as the speakership vote kicked off and McCarthy
was taken more els than a drug dealer who's plug
is in Canari boom, please please bomb drop that? Did

(24:05):
I do that? Right? In New York hip hop? Thank
you so much? You know what I mean, take the
elder canars anyway. Uh So, Margie Taylor Green confronted Lauren
in the bathroom and the exchange goes as follows, based
on quotes from the people that reported this in the
Daily Beast. First, Margie Taylor Green comes up, apparently blows
out of a bathroom stall like a fucking villain, and
it's like, so, quote, you were okay taking millions of

(24:28):
dollars from McCarthy, but you refused to vote for him
for Speaker Lauren. Lauren turns around, don't be ugly, and then, allegedly,
according to the witnesses that were there, quote ran out
like a schoolgirl. Wait, there are other people in the bathroom. Yes,
one was represented with Debbie Dingle from Massachusetts, Shadow Michigan,

(24:49):
from Michigan. She's a Democrat. But she when they actually like, yo,
were you in there? And she's like, look what happens
in the bathroom stays in the bathroom. She kept the
g code. She said, that's where we go to handle
ship in the bath through them like a public high school.
Like now, asked me off the record of the record,
she ran out like a little girl. She may have
been the source for this story. But yeah, this is

(25:11):
like apparently this has been brewing for years, which makes
sense because they're both like the same version of like
a guano brained racist whose like reality is formed by
Facebook ship posts. But I think what the problem was
there could only be one, you know, like just completely
out there right wing ethno nationalist spokesperson. Well, you always

(25:33):
hate the person who's most like you, you know, right, Yeah,
And on one side you had tough Marge, and then
you had cute gun gun in the form of loan
Lauren Gogurt. And I guess it makes sense that it
came to to a head there. But a lot of
people are still trying to figure out what the millions
of dollars comment was because they're like, hold on, like,
was Kevin McCarthy's pack sending Lauren Bobert money? They couldn't quite,

(25:57):
It doesn't matter, but it's just wild because the GOP
is now entering like the kids being banished from the
cafeteria so they have to eat their lunch in the
library now phase yeah, which, if we remember that is
the first cancel culture. When too much drama you get banished,
when you like lose your social cash, like in high

(26:17):
school and they're like, You're like, yo, they don't eat
with them. Now they eat with them. Now You're like,
they're canceled. I think the first cancel culture is the
time out. Yeah truly. Yeah, I guess when you're little,
you don't share, you get canceled. Yeahs line reads like
it was scripted ahead of time and practice like just

(26:39):
the way taking millions of dollars, So right exactly, door
flies open to like, come on, this is true, and
yet this is true the thing that people say all
the time, and it's very gossip girl. Yeah exactly. I

(27:00):
love it, but ran out like a little school girl.
So it's getting it's getting ugly over there. But I
would love to hear more reports of what goes on
in the congressional bathrooms. Males included, Yeah, Donald just did
an absolute paint job in the national bathroom. They're like, dude,
have you ever piste next to Lindsey Graham at the

(27:21):
urinal Dude, it's like he like he's given himself pep
talks like his flows all weak. Dude. It's so awkward,
and then I feel bad that I'm being all normal
and then he gets all just down and out next
to me. See, this is what people used to do
before Twitter, is just be mean to each other in
the bathroom. Yeah, and then right about it literally on
the bathroom wall. Yeah, and then everybody would be like,

(27:41):
did you hear what happen in the bathroom? Did you
hear that he has a weak stream? That is one
of the worst, Like when you're peeing next to uh,
usually an older person, and it's just evidently very painful.
That's like the that's like to the first moments you
have about your mortality. I think as a man entering

(28:04):
the workforce, because like I remember one of my first
like big office jobs were like you interact with like
one of the higher ups who's like seventy five, and
then you both are in the bathroom and like I'm
over here and be like and then my man's over here,
like fucking the green mile like Tom Hanks. Yeah, Like

(28:25):
it's look comflict sounds like a trap song. It's like
that a lot of breath happening. They've like discovered Kundalini yoga,
like just having to piss all the time, and it
became I remember this one job I had where Sidney Stones,

(28:51):
You're like, whoa Sidney. But yeah, I just look, it's
it's the passage of time and it comes from us
all but anyway, prostate, yeah, hey, good for you. Anyway, guys,
get your prostates check ye. All right, let's talk about
the Murdochs. We we checked into this, like I thought
it was murd All. Murdal is what it looks like.

(29:12):
It should be pretty for this is an example of this.
I was saying it wrong the New Yorker. I don't
know what paragraph said Murdoch. And this will be the
first time I've been pronouncing their names correctly, and I apologize.
I should have put more respect on your name, the Murdochs.
So this is a story that's been kind of had

(29:32):
our attention and drips and drabs, going back to old
people pissing as the as the details kind of leaked out.
But the so so the New Yorker went down because
the trial of Alex Murdoch, the sort of patriarch and
main criminal defendant in this thing, is about to start.

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So basically, they they were just like running this town.
They like were the most powerful attorneys. They were connected
to all of the most powerful judges, all of the
law enforcement kind of answered to them. The thing that
kicked it all off. Their son got really drunk, which
was kind of what he was known for, just always

(30:15):
being hammered, got really drunk and crashed a boat into
a bridge with a bunch of people on it, and
it resulted in the death of a young girl. Sounds
like a labor day crime. I I don't remember. It
was like a few years back. It was impossible to say, sorry,
what day was? No, it's it's in the article. I
just didn't write it down. So they hire an attorney

(30:38):
for him by the name of Dick harput Leon. And
it turns out Dick harput Leon is a powerful state senator,
a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee in South Carolina.
And I can't emphasize this enough. His named Dick harput Leon.
And so he comes in it's looking like he gonna

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shoot holes in the case and like, get this dude off.
And then suddenly that that young man, the chronically drunk
son of this you know, huge powerful family and his
mom are murdered in on the night of June seven
that they're they're found dead outside the kennels on their

(31:23):
seventeen acre hunting estate. And then sorry, d D seventeen
hundred acre. Sorry, sorry, I was not in my H.
Murdoch mindset exactly. The people will be able to hear

(31:44):
them scream, oh, you only to have a fifteen second
head start. No come, that's just that's just poor form,
that's non sporting. Three months later, Alex so Alex was
the one who found his son and wife and called
nine on one. Three months later, he calls nine one
one again and telling the dispatcher he had been shot
in the head by a stranger while changing a flat

(32:05):
tire on his car. And then people quickly realized, like
an eyewitnesses like, it looked really weird when I drove by,
Like it looked like a set up. Quick quickly, it
becomes evident that he had someone like shoot him, but
nobody can even like find the wound, so he like

(32:25):
it might have just been that. He like asked the
local law enforcement to like say he got shot. Oh,
so he said he got Wait I remember this right,
because then he was like, I'm on opioids, man, that's
what's going on. But he didn't actually even get shot
in the head. He showed up in court two weeks
later and he there was no evident wound. There are

(32:48):
a lot of other body parts you could pretend to
be shot in, right, or just take a real one
and be like, I'll just just get in the muscle,
come on, let's go. But instead he did a fake
come on, Alex, let's call. And and so the his
like ne'er do well cousin Eddie, who was supposedly the

(33:10):
person who shot him, according to Alex, like because he
paid him too. So Alex basically went with the like,
hey man, I'm on a lot of opioids, Like I
need I needed the money for opioids. When the reporter
asked harput le In about the fact that Alex showed
up for a bond hearing with no sign of injury
to his head two weeks after the incident, harput Leon said,

(33:33):
good hair, that was his explanation. So these people just like,
don't give a fuck. What is that? So fu I
thin head of that? You couldn't see a bullet wound
in his head? God, Yeah, there's something wrong with harput Lean. Yeah,
well you were drunk man. Incredibly powerful, the most powerful

(33:57):
harput Lean in the galaxy. He's the most like people say,
he's the most powerful person in South Carolina. How do
you get away with like becoming that powerful and having
the name Harputle And I don't know it rings maybe
it helps, maybe from the planet Harputli, which is so
wild though that the most powerful Armenian American in this

(34:19):
country isn't a Kardashian, it's this motherfucker Harputleian. I was like, yeah, man,
I said, my client got shot in the head. He
fucking did it fully, And I'm still banging out here,
like why so the two new cases crop up, Like
now that people are like looking at this, they start
to assume that Alex was involved in the murder of
his son and his wife, and in fact, now he

(34:43):
is accused of being the sole gunman in the murder
of his son and wife. And also two new cases
have cropped up that were people who died on their property.
That it's sucks, it's really suspicious. Like there's this guy,
Steven Smith, who had been found dead in the middle
of the road near their seventeen acre hunting a state

(35:06):
with a serious head injury. Superficial appearances suggested he'd run
out of gas begun walking home but accidentally hit by
a vehicle, except there was no evidence of a hit
and run or like any vehicle. There was no vehicle debris,
kid marks, and then people are like, the rumor starts
to spread that he was murdered by Paul and Buster

(35:28):
the the oldest of the scions of the Paul. Paul
is the younger one who would eventually be murdered. And
but that is like the official state corner comes back
and is like or or no, wait, it's the official,
it's what. So some official comes back and he's like,
he was hit by a car. Not nothing to see here,
there's a normal collar, leave it alone. And so no,

(35:51):
no m do No murdocks were ever questioned in that one.
But there's like some rumor that Smith was gay and
his name was linked to Buster is in the gossip
mill or former high school classmates, and so it was
like done to cover up any homos actual activity by Buster.
I can't believe there's a real Buster in this tale
of financial I know, it's it's wild. Uh. Then there

(36:15):
was a housekeeper who died in the house and they
used they basically he then reached out to her sons
and was like, hey, you could sue me for five
hundred thousand dollars and then I will get collect the
payment for you and pay you back. And the sons
were like, okay, we're you know, we don't have any

(36:36):
money and we are about to be evicted from our
our mobile home. So they agreed to that. I never
saw a penny. And like, as the local reporters were
kind of going through all this ship, they discovered that
he had in fact collected the five thousand dollars Alex
Murdoch and just like took it and didn't pay the

(36:58):
children of the housekeeper who died on their property. And
so that then leads to them being like and in fact,
that is really the only way this guy ever made money,
Like that's all he did. Was his law firm basically
was like really good at suing people for like that

(37:19):
was kind of the main industry and that part of
town because like all the factories that closed and you know,
just capitalism, capitalism, capitalism all over the place, Like they
had there was a bunch of farming that happened that
just had no long term respect for the land and
it like lead should of all its minerals and like

(37:41):
so the place is just the only the only industry
is this law firm suing people essentially and then taking
their settlement money, and then he would find ways to
siphon off settlement money. It's a tail as old as time.
Jack Tom Girardi was The Real Housewives taught us all
about this recently with another guy who is like the

(38:02):
He's like, oh man, these people blew up in a
gas explosion in the Bay Area. I'm also gonna keep
the money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like people get down
and like they talk about how it is still like
a big industry in South Carolina. Like that's how the
laws are set up, is that they will basically treat
these settlement payments like you know, cash payday loans, and

(38:27):
they basically take advantage of the fact that the people
who are getting these settlements need the money, and they're like, here,
we'll pay you thirty percent of that now and then
we get the rest like as it comes out later
on down the road. And that's on the books. That's
not even like against the law and what this guy
he can do whatever he wants because the Republicans are
protecting them. No, no, no no. So we also get

(38:51):
this interesting detail. Alex's attorney, still harpoot Lean as he's
facing murder trial is super well connected. Harpally In, a
former chair of the State Democratic Party, has talked of
playing golf with President Joe Biden, and his wife has
recently made US ambassador to Slovenia. Who has a great

(39:11):
golf with Joe Biden? Jack, Right, I'm serious, We've all
played golf with Joe Biden. He doesn't remember it, but yeah,
but you can say it, and he doesn't want to
admit that he doesn't remember, so he'll always say yes.
He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, how you been see I
told you? Wow, so Joe Byron. I mean, look, it's
just it's wild again. No matter where you can you

(39:33):
get powerful like this, it's the game's the same. It's like, yeah, man,
there's rules for us, but if you know enough, people
really can whoever funk you want. I said Alex got
shot in the head, bro he didn't. Anyway, I'm still
cooking out here, Like is this guy in trouble at all?
Or is he actually still the attorney in this guy's
because you said Alex Murdoch's trial is starting now or

(39:56):
like he's starting in the twenty three of January and
Puglian is his attorney. And that's just the way it is.
Like the thing that I was talking about, like that
there's something called factoring. That's that's the practice of like
basically lending people money or like taking people's settlement payments

(40:17):
are siphoning it off, and it's all just it's all
just you know, the most immoral use of money to
make money, as you said earlier, sorry, Like that's just
they use the fact that they have a ton of
money to take advantage of people who aren't capable, don't
have like the massive staff to understand all the legalities

(40:39):
and like business complexities that they're using to take away
their money. And it's that that is the US economy,
Like it's it's not isolated. Is we have way too
many fucking fancy words for stealing from board people. Like
this part is really amazing. Factoring companies can offer cash

(41:02):
upfront to victims in exchange for part or all of
their settlements at an average rate of cents on the dollar. Yeah.
In one case, judge, have a lot of companies to
buy a young woman's entire settlement in a series of
deals culminating in the purchase of her remaining trench for
about ten cents on the dollar. The woman had suffered
brain damage and a train collision at the age of twelve,

(41:23):
and the settlement was intended to support her for the
rest of her life. A retired judge dryly underscored the
state's tolerance of such practices by saying, we're all entitled
to make stupid mistakes. Oh okay, so there's no such thing.
There's no such thing as predators. Only stupid, stupid idiots
that make mistakes, all right, your honor, thank you. Yeah,

(41:45):
stupid idiots with their injuries settlements in their home and
there you have a t V I when you were
twelve years old. Come on, who makes a deal like that?
Like what where is the MP? Like? I mean there is? Yeah,
I mean it's like, why would you take out this
home one when you do? You couldn't afford it because
I need a home, right, you idiot? Who would give
that to you? You? You encouraged me, You said this

(42:07):
was the one to take. This is the way I
was going to realize my dreams. You fucking targeted me.
It's just a bunch of like people, privileged people like
golfing together and you know, let letting each other do
this ship and when Alex Murdock like, well, we'll update
you guys as the case unfolds. But when he appeared

(42:29):
for like the before the trial, like there's a painting
of his grandfather in the back of the courthouse, Like
I love the South. Yeah, well I I don't even
think it's just the South, like I think this it's
not just the sound, but I think I think the
South is one is one place in America where a
lot of the generational like dynastic generations have stayed in

(42:52):
one place. You know. Also this also really makes me
think of you know that the no one wants to
work anymore thing. And it's like, yeah, because we found
out that the work that you were doing was just
stealing from poor people. So yeah, no, I don't really
want to do that. Wait, so you got all of
this from just stealing? Yeah yeah, I'm yeah, I'm not,

(43:13):
I'm not. Yeah. Yeah. It's like you become I mean,
who becomes a lawyer, And then it's like, well, can't
wait to spend the rest of my life sucking the
blood out of everybody around me. But the reporter is
like still, They're like I just can't get my mind
around this. Person like killing their son. It just seems

(43:34):
so far fetched because like he everything up to that
point would have suggested that he was, you know, doing everything,
like using the machinations of his power to protect this kid,
and like it just seems it. But I feel like
they're not taking into account, like what addiction can do
to your brain and the fact that like on a

(43:55):
broad scale, you know, you you have these people who
are making all this money and you know just completely
immorally have no like no any social currency here, like
friends to to speak of. Their yeah, produce nothing, and
then they are at the top, and they're like and

(44:17):
then you can buy all the drugs that give you
the brain chemical that is produced by the human interaction
that we're that we've replaced with these capitalist machinations, and
so like it actually makes perfect sense to me that
this person who had replaced who would like become drug

(44:37):
addicted as at this point where they were just like
nihilistically stealing from everyone and knew they couldn't be caught,
that they would get to that point, because that's that's
kind of what happens, is just completely alter your brain
chemicals to the point that you're kind of inhuman and
that's like kind of the whole complete system that we've
found is like you you have a system the completely

(45:01):
siphons the humanity out of everything, and then your reward
for that is like drugs that give you the brain
chemicals that that used to get from interacting with people
Like going sounds like a perfect system to me. Yeah,
perfectly self contained system. Sign us up. Yeah, it's regenerative. Anyways,

(45:25):
it's a it's worth of read. Will link off to
it in the footnotes, and we will keep you guys
updated as the trial unfolds. He's gonna walk Jack, let's
see under. It's funny that the reporters, like I was
expecting everyone was like, Oh, he's this good old boy.
You dropped him in any southern town, he'd just like
come off as just one of the guys. He'd be fine.

(45:46):
And then like he walks in and he's just like
tall guy who looks like he just like stepped off
of a yacht, and it's just like that that's who
it is. He's And he's in a court room again
with a painting of his grandfather in the back of it.
Do you think he walks in and kisses his hand
and then goes and then touches it to the painting, goes,
that's my grandpa, My grandpa. Love you, grand love you, Grandpa,

(46:10):
love pep love you. Gim gim alright, let's say you
a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back.
And Dolly Parton is trending as per usual, but this

(46:34):
time a couple of reasons. She's expanding her partnership with
Duncan Hines. So in addition to the Dolly Parton cake mixes,
now there's cornbread, biscuit and too brownie mixes. Nice, nice, nice.
I don't I don't know. I guess I'm not familiar
with the culinary aspects of Dolly Parton's legend, are are you, Katherine?

(46:54):
What is that? What does Dolly Parton connote like southern
southern cooking? Yeah, I mean it's got to be why
they have Did you say to cornbreads two brownies? Actually?
And did I hear that correctly? Was that two cornbreads? Indeed?
It was? Anyway? Yeah, I don't think her her legacy

(47:15):
really has much to do with food, but putting her
name on box mixes sounds like a smart idea for
both parties because everyone loves Dolly. Oh my god. They
look at the box Barbie branding. I know, it looks
they've animated her. The script is very barbiesque. It's a
little infantilizing. She looks like Jim and the Holy Jam

(47:35):
in the hologram. Yeah yeah, oh sorry, not to cornbread,
cornbread and a biscuit. Yeah, bad bread, a biscuit and
two brownies in addition to the cake mixes that were
already there. I'm picturing everything being pink, and indeed the
boxes are pink, but the brownies they've decided to keep colored.

(47:55):
How different is this from other Duncan Hines mixes? Oh? Please,
you know what maybe the say I'm saying, just with
a new packaging on it. Just but the reason why
it's good for her too, because there's no downside because
box mixes are very very good. Yeah, they they're unfunk
upable if you if you go by the letter of
the lawn. It is what capitalism has produced. Like we
you know, the none of the you know, transportation and

(48:18):
all those things like great towns that we were promised.
They fucked all that up. We now live siloed off
in our homes, like talking to each other through computer screens.
But the lab food, the food that they came up
with in labs, nacho cheese, doritos, the box mixes like
that is that is the height of capitalism. That's why

(48:41):
I still stand by, you know, one of the things
that is going to be in the America like Peak
American Capitalism section of the Museum, like four thousand years
from now, if the earth still exists, is the Cheesecake
Factory menu, because that was like, like, we did that,

(49:01):
we did that. It really did not funk around when
it came to appropriating and turning sweet everything, any anything
that humanity headed. But we digress, We digress album. Yeah,
but it is true that our best scientific minds are
in food labs. They're they're doing the best work there

(49:21):
because those are the places that can afford to pay
the best. And yeah, and that's the most those are
the most pressing issues of our time obviously. So in
addition to this exciting new collaboration with Duncan Hinds, Dolly
announced more details about her upcoming rock record. So we
talked about the story that she was inducted to the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame withdrew her name from

(49:43):
the nominations because she didn't consider herself a rock act.
They were eventually just like, yeah, sorry, we're doing this
one way or another. You can show up or not.
And she said at the time she was inspired to
one day put out a hopefully great rock and roll album,
and the details are starting to emerge. She got right
right to work on it, and it's like all it's her.

(50:07):
She's treating it like a greatest hits album of rock music.
She's going to be covering Purple Rain, Stairway to Heaven,
and Free Bird, among others. Yeah, She's like, those are good,
but I have notes like the big swing, that's a
big yeah, you sure you want to go for Purple Rain. Dolly,
I mean I funk with you. It's let's not like,

(50:28):
you know, we can all we can all be great
in our own ways, but I am interested. I mean
part of me when I heard that, I'm like, what, like,
what's the most rock Dolly parton could sound? You know?
And I feel like heart kind of vibes, like like
I would love to hear something like crazy on You
or something like that. That would be fucking wild. But again,

(50:50):
but a part of me is like fuck it. Let's
let's see fucking free bird do Dolly Parton's Free Bird. Yeah,
there's also gonna be guests such as Stevie Nicks, Jump Forward,
Steven Tyler, and Paul McCartney. No, that's it, that's all
she can get. She's just having a nice time. This
is just for her to you know, sunk around a
little in the studio with some pals, right, Or is

(51:13):
this her like also being like ship man, I'm probably
making the most money I ever had now, like somehow
now because all of these like deals and like collaborations
she's doing. I wonder if because she seems so charitable,
she's like, funck it, man, let me let me ring
out the fucking sponge that is my brand for every cent,
so I can go on and do some ship with
it on the way out and be more philanthropic. Maybe

(51:34):
that's I love that. I love that idea. Let's go
with that because it's so nice. Or she's like, no,
motherfucker's I have a rocket and I'm the funk out
of here. I'm sorry, y'all. Yeah, it is like that.
I did have that question when we're talking about George Sanson,
was like just the the willingness to change your name,

(51:55):
like just use a different name with different people, just
not just completely create your life, like if used for good,
that could be interesting. And like I guess there are
there are people who are, you know, equally inventive, who
who do use it for good? Allah Dolly Parton, but
it is. She's also going to do a duet cover

(52:16):
of I Can't Get No Satisfaction in case the previous
three songs were not clear enough that it's just the
most played songs on classic rock radio. So I I
do I have to wonder, like I want to hear
the behind the scenes of her process for making this album,
and was she just here like she just like doesn't

(52:39):
really funk with rock music. She's like, all right, bring me,
bring me the best ones, I guess, and then it's
just going through and she's like, Okay, get the lots Stacks,
get the Stacks band from that record. I'm like, they're
all dead man, they could play though, who else? Who else?
Do I remember? Jimmy Hendrix? What's he up to? More

(53:00):
bad news? Yeah? I don't know, more bad news, more
bad news. Dolly's sorry about that? Well, speaking of sorry,
sorry cruise, So we have some bad news for Jeopardy
because so there there's a little controversy around Celebrity Jeopardy,
which our writer Jam called the t ball of the
game show World Fair. It's still so like the the

(53:27):
wolf Blitzer Andy Richter episode. Have you guys seen that one?
Or like seeing the highlights of that Andy Richter is brilliant,
or you know, just like Nat mowing the questions down
one after another is like, you know, four times ahead
of the next closest, and wolf Blitzer is revealed to
be a full fledged dummy, like oh oh, prompter reader,

(53:55):
no facts in that brain, no facts, not the first
fact in the brain, and missing like the easy ones
with comically bad answers. It's really he and um Mr
not Mr Incredible that's from the Pixar movie. But what's
the guy from Shark Tank, which one Mr. Wonderful or

(54:18):
Mr you know what I mean, who got scammed but wonderful?
He was also like just comically bad. And that's that's
what I look for in Celebrity Jeopardy, is like just
these exposures of of people who you know, through marketing
have elevated this this image of themselves and then go
up there and just can't can't get anything but one

(54:43):
of these questions. I'm like this episode like upset, even
like the Massholes, because mass Live was like there were
Massachusetts related questions and no one could even answer those.
This is the one the Patton Oswald in the episode
that pets people off Patton Oswald Kandice Parker w n
B a star, great NBA commentator, just basketball commentator in general.

(55:07):
And then Tory de Vito funked up an easy question
about Field of Dreams. I guess it's easy, Like I
think I knew it, like I guessed the right answer,
but I wasn't like confident in my guests. Here, I'll
do it for you guys. In Field of Dreams, a
question is asked, is this Heaven? No, it's this Midwestern
state also known as the Corn State? Yeah, what what is? Iowa?

(55:31):
Got it? Now? That that is? That is both correct
and also the level of confidence I was taking into
my answer, like and the fact that people are treating
this as news like the It spawned multiple articles, each
comprised of hundreds of words purely about how three celebrities
like missed one question. Is just the world we live in?

(55:54):
Set off a thousand ships. Oh can I just speaking
of how easy these are? You know what the other
the masses it's when they couldn't get I'm not answer
me this. Brainiacs know that m I T stands for
this Boston area school. That was the question. Wait, what
does m I T Boston Area school? Yeah, but that's

(56:17):
the the the wording is weird, like so it's Massachusetts
Institute of Technology, right yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's just
what they're just saying. I don't know this is that's
not good patent. Okay, how about this Jack uh incept
in September about fifty migrants from Venezuela. We're surprised to
find themselves on this Massachusetts resort island. Oh, it's either

(56:40):
an antigetor Martha's. It's Martha's finger there it is? What
is Martha's. People were like they can't get these at all.
But I mean those seem pretty easy. Our normal Jeopardy
questions are for someone like me constantly. Like I said,
the point of Celebrity Jeopardy is for us to be
able to see in broad daylight that celebrities are dumb.

(57:03):
You know that, or at least they don't exist in
the same reality as the rest of us anyways, So
there's also another thing that should have gotten more controversy
than that in the same So apparently it was like
a Kevin Costner category, I guess, and so Indigenous Canadian

(57:25):
actress and writer Deveri Jacobs called out the show on
Twitter for a question that had absolutely nothing to do
with Kevin Costner, although I do think it was a
reference to the Untouchables. So the clue was about the
Royal Canadian Mounted Police the Mounties, which the show asserted
were created to clean up whiskey traders from the United States,
But as Jacobs pointed out, the RCMP was actually created

(57:49):
to quote control and assert sovereignty over Indigenous people. Like
that's a quote from the first Prime Minister of Canada
that was like, we need a worse on horseback that
is there too, control and assert sovereignty over like the
Brits are doing to the Irish. We want that except

(58:10):
for literally Yeah. So they were created by Canadian Canada's
first Prime Minister, John A. McDonald as a colonial army
to assert sovereignty over Indigenous people and their lands. And
he says that he got the idea from the Royal
Irish Constable Constabulary with the which the British created to

(58:32):
keep the Irish people under control. But the Mounties are
just you know, they have a long history in the
U n u. S Pop culture of being sort of
adorable and like like not cops, you know what I mean,
horrible armed dufas is who aren't. Yeah, they're they're always
given sort of a pass as like innocent. Yeah, that's

(58:55):
how we think of everything Canadian. Yeah. Right, they're like
there is no way they're like, wait what they're also
a colonizer nation that displaced millions of indigenous people, whoa,
we got a lot in common, it turns out. But
I mean like in my mind right, like they've had
such great pr to the point that I'm like they're

(59:17):
not even a real thing. They just dress up and
they like they it's Dudley do right stuff. But then
you're like, what was their initial job again? What were
they doing? Uh? The force of their initial job was
to display some forceably relocate indigenous people and eventually to
tear children from their homes to put in residential schools,
which is euphanism for like you know, re education, child

(59:42):
prison basically. Yeah, and then the reservations were basically prisons
where you needed a past to leave, were policed by
mount Mounties, and the Mounties were just like a tool
for systemic oppression that continues to this day. Mounties routinely
target Indigenous communities with violence and her stment. And yeah,

(01:00:02):
I mean this myth has been perpetuated by pop culture,
like Hollywood made movies about heroic counties in the Canadian wilderness,
which I was not familiar with. That was like early
twentieth century saving damsels in distress from villains with foreign
sounding names. But yeah, I think by the time I
was ingesting popular culture, it was like their funny red outfit.

(01:00:25):
They're simple mindedness, but like always in a completely non
threatening way, right right. They were also part Pinkerton. They
were there to disrupt labor strikes, accused immigrants of being
Bolshevik radicals. So just chef's kiss. Yeah, it's so you
always know his trouble. When like there's some euphemistic origin

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story for any kind of law enforcement, it's like, yes,
it get those whiskey bandits, you know what I mean.
And you're like, no, it wasn't. I'm like, y'all were
slave catchers. Shut the funk up and its this other thing.
It's like no, no, no, no, no, servant protect and
brutalize the funk out of you. Yeah. Yeah, but the
Mounties have like those silly pant pants and like the
gloves that seem overly fancy. So if you just dressed

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it up in goofiness, no one's going to notice. Exactly.
Can you imagine like this fucking l a p d
starts going on like cool locks or like weird writing
pants or something. Look, we're not killing people at a
disturbing tick. Yeah. Yeah. In the cop movies now, like

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they like I think it was One Jump Street or
like one of the Jumps Street, they start out as
like bike cops because you have to make them seem right,
isn't it? Isn't that right? Like they started out as
bike cops because they've been like busted down to that
level or something. But yeah, you have to make the
cops seem silly. That that is going to be a

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wild new like direction for propaganda to take where they're
just mean, like made non threatening and goofy. Well that's
why with the rise of you know, smartphones, that's always
a steady stream of like yo that cop can pop
in lock right, first, a purpose limbs out of their

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sockets and you're like, oh, but also can get down
there used to be a b boy. Check out those
moves or like, and I hate that copaganda ship because
it's always like it's it's so funny because even when
I watched them, like oh ship, look at it. Oh wow,
you can see walk And then I'm like, wait, shut
the funk up. This person put on that uniform to
brutalize poor people and protect private property. This is not

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somebody who gives a funk about anybody, but it is.
It just does goes, goes like it goes to show
you like that image whenever it's doing something a little
bit goofier than like violence. Then you're like, I love it.
That cop can juggle and make cotton candy. Yeah, and
rollerblade cop. That's can be like all cops are rolling

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around on roller blades. Yeah. Oh well look we'll wait
and see, because I mean, these ideas may sound absurd
right now, but yeah, I think we've seen anything. Look
at they probably sounded absurd and are still absurd all
these years later. All Right, that's gonna do it for

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