Weekly Zeitgeist 339 (Best of 9/16/24-9/20/24)

The weekly round-up of the best moments from DZ's season 356 (9/16/24-9/20/24)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the
Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from
this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment laugh stravaganza. Yeah, So,
without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist. Miles. We're

(00:25):
thrilled to be joined in our third seat by a
brilliant TV writer, performer, enrolled member of the Calas Indian
tribe who's written on shows for Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, DreamWorks,
and the Netflix animated series Spirit Rangers, the creator of
the brilliant web series Gone Native. Please welcome back to
the show. The hilarious, the talented Joey.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Clear Joey Cleft aka my zych Gang. I can't side
enough of your cast, baby, zych Gang. I don't know,
I do know. I'm on this lest babe, Wow, deep deeper, Okay,

(01:06):
let me see Okay, let me see it. Oh, ship
can't sign enough of your guys, Babe zich Gang. I
do know, I do know. Wow, I'm on the daily baby.
Shout out to myself. That happens when I'm on the
show is that I realized, Oh, I've got to come
up with a parody song about my name. What can

(01:28):
I sing very white? That's like in my vocal register? Okay, great, yep.
So you mentioned I did work in Nickelodeons, and I
can confirm that the green slime from you Can't Do
That on television is well brain juice, well range, yeah, yeah,
okayre's there's a big whale hanged from the ceiling in
the house. Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, it's it's been a

(01:51):
live it's been alive for decades. It's tortured.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's really fucked up Nickelodeon. Yeah, yeah, the producer is there.
It's only half the story.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Have you ever got with the Clift Bar.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm gonna need to see some id because you are
entering the Clift Bar.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Uh oh, it's the cliff bar and not the bar
edible bar like the place that you just I'm just I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Just riffing here, just connecting a c you know. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I feel like I.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Feel like people have told me that I should go
by like DJ Cliffhanger if I become a DJ, which
I don't hate, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Or you know, uh, you know esteemed actor Montgomery Cliff
you know. Okay, so I hear that we're distantly related. Like, yeah,
we're okay. So, like I've heard from some family members
that were distant related. I've heard from other family members
that were not related at all. But he's buried somewhere
and I want to say New York and only family
members can visit his grave.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
And part of me has been like, could I just
go and like show my idea and like visit his grave,
because like I could be like, yeah, we're cousins or whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, do you have any I think his he's from
like Omahon originally or something like that.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't know if I have Omaha family.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
He might be he might be fucking They might be
trying to hide the truth from you.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Man.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, you're right. Conspiracy we're going to talk about today.
I wonder if you could pull up, just on the
strength of your last name, be like, are you kidding me?
It's me, Joey.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I'm here. You know Joey Clififf.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
You know that new sound you were looking for?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah? Hey Monty, So yeah, hey Monty know that new
cliff you've been looking for. You're looking at it?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
What is something from your search history?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
This is like a series of increasingly panicked and specific
searches on YouTube. My sister and nephew visited this weekend
and I had to learn how to install and then
reinstall a car seat for a child in the waiting
line of Burbank Airport.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Because I put it.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I put it in wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You guys are Dad's you.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
I guess you.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Probably know about backwards versus forwards facing.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
I did long as as long as you can, as
long as you can get them facing backwards, man. Yeah,
So I had in the front seat facing forward.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I had it on top with my.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Like the fucking clip Beverly Hill Billy's like the clampits
are coming in.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, you go one of those roof racks.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I think that's yeah, Yeah, it was. It was solid.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
No, it was one of those things where it was like,
my because it's what the forty pound was the limit
was the limit on the fucking car seat. And I
just remembered my sister bragging so much about how like
tall my nephew is for his age. So I just
genuinely was like that motherfucker's probably.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Right.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
So I told it didn't bring it.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, yeah, I was like, yeah, a motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
For motorcycle sidecar and yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
It was just like unacceptable, which is like, fine, that's
on me. But then having to readjust a car seat,
like with my blinkers on, with people honking behind me
at bole, which at least it wasn't lax. It could
have been worse, but it was not great.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
That's fucking stressful.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
It was the most stress I an individual has created,
the least stressful life possible, has.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Experienced me precisely. Yeah, that's always how it works. It's
like next thing, you know, you're clogging up burbank.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, it was not.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
The signal to Google this ship right now. And it's
like it's also.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Like those like like installation youtubes. I mean, you know
you can skip around and find it, but the fucking preamble.
I was just like, yeah, lady, come on, it's fine,
it's fine. Yeah, I know there's a great car sie, Yeah,
a lot of great features. Tell me how to fix
this quick least. This is That's what the YouTube premium
should be. It should just be instructional videos that actually

(06:00):
gets without preamble. Yeah yeah, yeah, I would pay for that.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I remember the first time installing a car seat, like
before we were going to the hospital to have our
first and just like they I think they tell you
that you have to like get a fire like somebody
works at the fire in the fire or check it
for you. Yeah, which makes sense. So I mean it

(06:27):
does make sense. It's also like wow that I'm I
must be fucking this up in some way because it
seems fairly straightforward to me, Like I think I think
this YouTube video kind of explained it.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Wow, because when we were having our kid, her majesty,
she's like, you know, we're supposed to go to the
fire station or our CHP thing And I was like,
I ain't going to no fucking CHP shit for what
And She's like to fucking at least know from that
the people who deal with car accidents all the.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Time that the car seat is in.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
There's like, you're not going there to fucking give them
money and high five them.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
I'm like yeah, fine.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
And so we go. The nicest fucking guy comes out.
He's like he was like a clearly just like wanted
to be a desk CHP guy. He was like wearing
he had his like shirt on, but had like jeans on,
and it was just like you guys having a kid.
I was like, you know, I'm a grandpa started showing
me his like very cute family.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
He's like, you know.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
What, I'm gonna get you a pool noodle because I
think this can be a little bit. I don't like this.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Give here.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
He got a pool noodle like cut it by, like custom.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Fitted to our thing. And I was like, this, motherfucker just.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Whispering crab under your breath the whole time.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Still, motherfucker. He's like, what was that.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I'm like, thank you so much, sir, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Child is adorable. Congratulations, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
We backed the We backed the beige where Khaki, yes.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Was a pool noodle. Blue was a blue. No, it
was green. It was green. Damn Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
And we gave that car seat to another friend who
was having a kid, and I was.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Like, yo, take this.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
This pool noodle also goes a one way, but.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, they definitely check it out.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
I was curious. It is so funny to me. It
doesn't it makes sense when you guys say it, but
like the amount I know, it's just like the fucking
nanny state, I guess. Like, but how much of infant
ship falls to firefighters is wild to me.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
It's hard for me to.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Imagine a firefighter and a baby.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Just like this really.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Having trouble envisioning it. Use AI's and baby.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah yeah, everyone everyone hit me on Twitter with this
burn burned down a glacier, melted glacier and generated image
of firefighter with no.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Wait, you can just look at this calendar. I have
this here he comes, look at those overalls. Yeah, I
mean you can just drop your baby off at the
fire station if you want. Why is that a thing?

Speaker 5 (08:55):
I mean it's great that it's a thing, like a
conservative now, but specifically those guys, I just it's just
like I think because they have time, there's a there's
a level of like medical care, like you know, literacy
that firefighters have.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
So it's not you know, they're not they're not the
guys with guns who shoot the four people.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah. Like, and I guess what is what is my vision?

Speaker 4 (09:17):
A kindly nun like?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
What I where do rogers?

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Where do I think you should like you know.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Like, oh yeah, no, you don't have to drop them
off here. You could always drop them off at the
Catholic church. I have no I don't know why. My
brain is just like eighties children media pilled. I guess
at least preach precinct that'll be you know, handle baby
baby gats.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
They won't even ask questions.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah, mad me.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Think of an underrated, overrated, underrated.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
And I know you would underrated possums, underrated possums, underrated possum.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh fuck yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Go on.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
I've been just seeing possums recently and being like, wow,
they are cool.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I did, Hey, you know what they are cool? They're
cool by me. They're cool by me.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
I like drop some fruit in my yard and one
like truly came out of a bush and like took
the fruit and then like disappeared back into the bush.
And I was like wow.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
And you could choose to be completely freaked out by
that or okay with it, And you know, I.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
Was say, okay, well, okay, that's what I'm saying. It's like,
we're freaked out by possums. Overrated squirrels. Why are squirrels? Okay?
Possibly tell everybody's yes, wire squirrels.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, I can't, Miles. I'm actually reading from the termin
x page. If you've recently come across a possum, rabies
might be on your mind. These scavengers are notorious. Were
going through carbage blah blah, blah. Any mammal can get rabies, but.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Generally okay, rare, but it's because they have such low
body temperature.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
Get prepared.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
My mom is a card carrying member like literally of
like the American Opossum Society because she fucking I'm not joking,
Ride or Die. I thought you said you thought possums
were cool, because maybe you caught it reading like a
Eve Babbitt's book or something. You're like, yo, I've kind
of fuck with that possum.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
They're cool. I think there. There's the one that lives
in my yard is like so big, I can't believe it.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, I've seen one walk across my yard
that is like having trouble, like it's having great success
in the food chain just eating it is it is
out here eating.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Right, right.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
So I mean for something that's like sort of blind
and right kind of kind of big.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Looks blind as hell, even if it's not blind that
she looks blind as hell.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Well, it's because their sounds are all fucked up because
they literally lead with their face into like un whole
danger because they're like, what's what's going on?

Speaker 6 (12:02):
And they're like, ah, like they're weird, pointy faces look
like that thing from Beetlejuice.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, that's where a Baldwin does his like stretched out face.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Yeah, like just.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Being Alec Baldwin.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
And then squirrels, Yeah, they're not native like they one
hundred years ago people thought, Jack, I'm just saying they
don't belong here.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Now are you?

Speaker 6 (12:27):
Are you a birther? A squirrel birther?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I just remember squirrel hearing a podcast where they were like, yeah,
that there were no squirrels in cities along it, like
very recently. And like if you took somebody from the
past to the present, the first thing they'd notice is
they'd be like, wow, what the fuck wait.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
But they'd also be like, where did all the rats go?

Speaker 7 (12:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Exactly. Why don't we all have rats on your shoulders?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:54):
Why did the rats that you know populate every city
and run through the streets at night? Where they go?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah? One of the scariest things that you can have.
One of the scariest animal interactions you can have is
when a squirrel comes at you instead of running away,
when it's just like, nah, I don't do it.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
I actually this has a lot about you, bro. They
pull up on you like that. Yeah, they don't respect them.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
That's what I'm gonna say. They're overreaded spies.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Starting ship.

Speaker 8 (13:27):
But they cannot sirrel.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
They can tell you don't respect them, so they're getting
up in your face.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Wait, so wait, where does this thing about they're not from?
I'm reading about native squirrel species to California.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
What what? What are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Squirrels were purposely introduced to American cities, I see to
do what? According to National Geographic, those nutty neighbors were
once seen as a benefit to urban living. I don't
know why because this is behind a paywall, but uh,
National Geographic.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
But so the knowledge ends there. Yeah, wild or squirrels.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Introduced to cities. Urban reformers, who thought of the squirrel
as a rural mascot, wanted to bring the animal into
places like Manhattan Central Park in order to create a
bucolic atmosphere. There was entertaining and lightning and a made
up word salubrious. In eighteen forty seven, three squirrels were
released in Philadelphia's Franklin Square Park and the rest is history.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
The rest is fucking history.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Oh okay, so I get okay, So that seems maybe
more of like an East Coast thing because I'm like,
there's I've see like two types of squirrels, like gray
squirrels and like brown ground squirrels all the time.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh in La they are thriving and they want me
to know it, and they'll.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Rub it all those fucking acorns and the weirdest spots.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Now, we had a squirrel get loose in my house
and I gets the squirrel that lives in our backyard
and is just not scared of anybody in our household
at this point is just like suck and it was
it was very good experience. You just we left the
back door open and he ran out, but he at
one point like was standing on a on the dinner

(15:16):
table just like looking at everyone and then like let
it at us. It was terrifying.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
Yeah, I think there Their lack of fear of humans
freaks me out. Like possums. No, possums are just like
like if you see a possum and it clocks that
you see it, it's kind of like no you didn't, like.

Speaker 9 (15:32):
Yeah, it'll be like no, I'm dead, stop looking, I'm
actually dead.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
I'm actually dead. I'm not here.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Squirrels do the thing where they like make full eye
contact and they're like, yeah, that's right, I'm eating your food.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
You get on their hind legs and ship.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
They're like, what's up, mother, which I respect.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
They're gonna do sh No, don't run.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
They aren't gonna do ship.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
Yeah, girl's gonna like steal your lunch money, steal your girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah to s feel it, mister steel squirrel.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Lydia, what's overrated?

Speaker 10 (16:07):
Brett Summer? Brett Summer is overrated. It took me all
of the summer to figure out what the fuck it
meant because I'm a little bit Brett Summer, what is this?
What is this? And I was just like, oh, it's
just messy and slightly related to a Charlie XCX song.
I think, I don't know, but like yeah, I just
think Brett Summer's overrated. Like why do we need to
celebrate being messy and being drunk? Like, isn't that just

(16:28):
summer Brett Summer? Like I don't like that we're fortifying
just like mid drifts and skinny glasses, you know what
I mean? Like I just associate it with just like
the worst human being I've ever met, and I don't
want anything to do with it. I just don't like
it just sounds like a music festival wrapped in COVID
To me, I'm just like, I don't want any parts
of bread summer.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
No, thank god, I am. Are you going to brat summer?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Man, no, sorry, I just went to the doctor.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
They said I should just be really careful and I
should not be going to brat summer.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (16:57):
Man, I saw another thing on TikTok this I was
talking about. She was like, I'm done with breat summer.
I'm all about me mo Fall, and like it spoke
to me so intensely that I've like I've taken it
to heart where I'm like, yeah, I'm me, Ma faul, Like,
look at me. I'm in a pink sweatshirt on my
porch that has like noodles on it. You know, I'm
all about I'm setting on the porch, not sitting setting.

(17:19):
I'm setting on the porch with my dogs. Long big
what are you fixing? What are you fixing for supper later?
I don't know when I'm fixing tonight, and I'm probably
gonna order something in because I'm feeling a little lazy.
But but yeah, exactly, I want.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
To fix.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
You know, Mema would Mema would be just cooking something
low and slow right now.

Speaker 10 (17:42):
Honestly, if I had my summer, I was saying, I
would have something in the crock pot. If I really
was about my Meba summers or Mema Faul today, I
would have something in the crock pot.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Today.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
It's a man, yeah, something sort of something. The main
ingredient is a cream of something.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
But I ask me what I made, Ask me what I.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Made, Like snipe for dinner, what'd you make?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Cream of There was cream of man?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
That was like my room soup. Got the green peas.
I do my own ship.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I I like to saute and like gold, you know,
really get my onions caramelized. I caramelized onion before I
put it with some garlic time and not put some
sherry wine to fucking you know, just just to just
to cook it down a little bit, get that flavor
because you know, and then you put it put.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Some panco on top.

Speaker 10 (18:27):
Baby. Yep, look it's pepa. I'm telling you, man, I made.
I made a pot road strogan off yesterday and it
was fucking fire. So honestly, we're probably having leftovers of
that if I'm an actual real But that's what it's
all about, man, That's what I'm saying. Let's just let's
just slow down. I'm gonna wear my hair in a bind.
I'm wearing caf dans. I'm drinking dice coke out of
a Mason jar. You know what I'm saying. I got

(18:49):
my humming bird feeders up. I'm watching birds fight over nectar,
you know, Like, that's that's what I'm. That's what I'm
That's much more my speed. I'm I'm I'm be my
fall all the way. Let's let's go with that. Fuck
Brett Summer. I can't. I can't.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I can't do it. It's taking my entire body to
not just go off talking about hummingbirds. Right now, we've
had some hummingbird activity in our backyard. We have, man,
we have, and the rumors are true Lydia, there has
been humming quite a bit of hummingbird activity in you
know what. I can't get into it right now.

Speaker 10 (19:20):
I get I get it. I have a whole situation
going on out here too. It's wild.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
It's so wonderful.

Speaker 10 (19:26):
Yeah, the highlights of wonders of the time of the day.
It's like seven or eight of them just going for it.
And they fucking fight. They dive bomb us. It's it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Oh yeah, shit, just whistles by your ear. It sounds
like you're in a war zone.

Speaker 10 (19:40):
Yeah, they dive by my dogs, which I think, you know,
like a war zone when hummingbirds fly by your head exactly.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
This is spoken like somebody who's seen some ship right
by ship. I mean, I have had nerf guns fired
at my head. But my children. All right, let's take
a quick break. We'll come back. We're gonna talk about
some news. We'll be a right back and we're back.

(20:15):
And new rules.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Well, Jesus, my favorite shelf.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Sorry I don't mean to rip off my favorite comedian,
Bill Maher, but there's some new rules.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Hell yeah, Ue, do you have me to do a
deep voice drop? And you say that, you say new rules,
and I say, like new rules, the new rules.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
But yeah, I think rather than calling for like actual
reforms that would make the country safer and by extension,
Donald Trump himself even safer, the right is now just using,
like take the thwarting of another would be assassin to
say that it's the Democrats are actually totally at fault here.
This is all on them. They keep saying Trump is

(20:58):
a danger and a threat to our democracy. Uh, that's
just how these things happen. You keep saying words like that,
and people will try and do bad things to Donald
Trump the campaign. The campaign even released like a long
list of receipts to prove it. They're like, Kamala Harris quote,
Trump is a threat to our democracy and fundamental freedoms.

(21:19):
Joe Biden, it's time to put Trump in a bull's eye.
I mean this from the bottom of my heart. Trump
is a threat to this nation. Then they have just
everyone Tim Walls, Gwen Walls, Nancy Pelosi. It goes on
and on and on, and everyone's just talking about like, yeah,
he's a destructive force to our democracy, and you know,
like we cannot with this man should not be near
office at all.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
And so Gwen, they have Gwen Walls saying bye bye
Donald Trump.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yep, yeah, And.

Speaker 9 (21:47):
Heard just didn't bleep that because I don't want to
show canceled Bye bye by by Donald David Bye bye
Jesus bye, yeah bye bye bye bye.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Now what that is that is truly wild that They're like, yeah,
and she said that immediately after firing the shot, Like
that's the only way that that would be to be fair.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
She was holding an AK forty seven.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
She was saying yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Immediately before lit up a twelve pack of Trump beer cans. Right,
But then they have like other stuff and they put
like disgraced Harris Staffer, like they're putting modifiers in front
of people's names, just like in front of a quote.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
But anyway, this is them proving.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Look how many times people accurately described how Donald Trump
is a destructive force to political norms in the United States.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
So they did slide one in there. Representative Dan Goldman
did say he is destructive to our democracy and dot
dot dot. I don't know what they removed there. He
has to be eliminated, which does feel rhetorically like the
sort of thing that you would get called out on
in the Democratic Party is like being I don't know,
that seems over the line, man, what are you the

(23:03):
fucking terminator? We're just like trying to win an election here,
and they like, I've seen this quoted on social media,
people being like he said this right after the assassination attempts.
In fact, he said this back in twenty twenty three
and immediately got in hot, got in shit and like

(23:25):
had to apologize like right away. It was like he's like, no, no, no,
I misspoke. I didn't mean that. But that is the
bait and switch they're doing, like oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
many things like this. And that's also here from JD Vance,
who has a warning for all of us about our
words and the power of our words. Is this the
quote where he calls Trump America's hitler.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Oh no, no, that was earlier.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
That was meaning not his own rutor, his own rhetoric
that compares him to actual despotic leaders. But anyway, not
to say that Trump isn't. But here's Senator JD.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Vance.

Speaker 11 (23:59):
And I know it's popular on a lot of corners.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Of the left.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
I think this sound. It just fucked me up so bad.
It was like a bunch of mosquitoes. It's just a
lot of humming. Sorry to my audio engineers out there.
The main audience for JD. Van's speeches is swarms and bugs. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
It's like Jesus, it's like, what's going on, dude. It's
like I only see this when there's a dead body around.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
They use that high pitched wine that like scares teenagers away.
There's yeah, don't. There should be no with here.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
No, no, okay, go on JD.

Speaker 11 (24:31):
To say that we have a we have a both
sides problem. And I'm not gonna say we're always perfect.
I'm not gonna say that conservatives always get things exactly right.
But you know the big difference between conservatives and liberals
is that we have no one has tried to kill
Kamala Harris.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
And was he gonna say we haven't tried to kill
we haven't tried to Well, he's turned that bull on, mister.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Let's see that Freudian slip one more time.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Is that we have no one has to Oh.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Jesus, yeah, you're right. Yeah, he was FIRS a couple
of months, and.

Speaker 11 (25:01):
Two people now have tried to kill Donald Trump in
the last couple of months. I'd say that's pretty strong
evidence that the left needs to tone down the rhetoric
and needs to cut this crap out.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
I think what's really funny too, is like just because
someone obviously this these people had a lot of issues,
but it just really was like, well, if they're against Trump,
then they're a liberal, Like, oh, sir.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Both people like vote for Trump?

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yes, yeah, And you know the latest guy like you know,
he gave donations to.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Like Act Blue.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
So they're like, you know this, this guy's definitely like
a Democrat or whatever. But when you look at sort
of like the totality of what he has said and
his actions, You're like, I don't even know what bucket
you put this guy in at all.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
He was just all time dipshit this guy Ryan whatever,
Ruth Ralph. Yeah, Ryan Ralph, worst assassin name of all time? Sorry,
I just it sucks.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Ryan here, John Wilkes Booth, Yeah, exactly, like John Wilkes Booth,
like born for it.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
You know what a name for an assassin? Ryan Ralph,
Like you should be a D three quarterback or something
like yeah, you know, but it's not too late. How
man years eligibility you got? Man, He's like militaristic in
his pro Ukrainian stance, like in the Going There, Yeah,

(26:22):
Going he went there and was like, now, I recognize
you might not want me as a fighter because I
have no military expertise or experience, and they were like, yeah,
let me cut you off there, No, we don't want you, and.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Recalling I think they were even like talk tried to
talk to law enforcement because they were so put off
by this guy.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Everyone that this guy deals with like just got the
wildest like they were just like he's scary. What. An
arresting officer who like arrested him for having a weapon
of mass destruction a gun that he had modified to
be a full automatic that.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
He welded together to make five guys like basicly barrels
pointed in all directions.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Made super gun, pulled him over and he like tried
to scramble to hide it because he like had it
in the front seat with him for something with.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
A wig on it. Yeah, it no, she's fine, She's
just a little tired.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah, But the arresting officer said she thought he would
be either dead or in prison by now. She added,
I had no clue that he had moved on and
was continuing his escapades. And then somebody who worked for
him at his roofing business told The Independent that her
former boss had quote a local reputation for doing stupid shit.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I mean I wanted to see a bullet of what
that stupid shit is.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I mean, like we know on the international stage, like
once he contacted Kim Jong un and invited him to
go to Hawaii on a vacation and offered to be
his like liaison there with like no context.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Dude, you are not Dennis Rodman. You are not Jong
un Am pulling up for you. Yes, only only the worm.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
But yeah, I mean he's just the exact sort of
impressionable dummy that makes the ability to get a gun
at at any time in the United States so dangerous.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Sure, but I also feel like this is I mean like, yeah,
like the rhetoric's hot for sure for both sides. You
know you, but it's like yeah, yeah, so hot. But
it's like I feel like part of it is that
Trump is so like usually I feel like when presidents travel,
they're very careful, right, It's like there's a level of

(28:43):
like allowing secret service, like knowing where you're going, allowing
for secret service to like, you know, scope applications, and
it's just a very it's like it's just like a
process for a president to visit a place. And I
feel like Trump is just a guy that kind of
does whatever he wants in such a way that it's like, yeah,
he probably just five minutes before golfing was like, oh
a golf that you know, that golf forest, and that's
what happened. Yeah, And then it's like there wasn't really

(29:04):
time for the proper procedures of Secret Service, like checking
the place.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
And even though I mean like they but they caught
him five hundred yards away from Trump. He wasn't even
in the line of sight, Like Trump wasn't even the
line of sight of this guy.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
And did they guy fire shots? No, he didn't fire one.
I think Service fired at him. Yeah, but this guy.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
That's interesting because the way it's being reported, even in
the watch is that there were shots fired and like
the secret Yeah, it's exactly the same as the fucking
NYPD thing on the subway where they're like, uh, there
was an officer involved like shooting, and two officers were
wounded by an armed fair jumper and it was like

(29:44):
a disturbed person who didn't pay their fare and had
a knife, and then the NYPD showed up and like
started shooting each other. And they're like they make it
sound like it was a person, an armed person shooting
on the subway, and only shooting on this was the NYPDA.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I think I just by definition, Trump is a threat,
meaning a person that has the potential to cause harm.
Like that's just by the very definition of it I
don't think again, taking lessons from this group on rhetoric
is like useful at all. And I don't think for
me to run down like a lot of people are
obviously gonna run down all the times Trump had like

(30:23):
truly violent and dehumanizing rhetoric that he uses. So my
response to this is like, okay, yeah, like try something
like find a new fucking angle. Like I think the
people on the right actually in visional world where like
those who don't conform to their definitions of American or
normal would have some kind of violent repercussions, so they
don't understand anything like nuance or whatever. Because again, it's

(30:46):
not even about what they know or don't know. They
just found a moment where suddenly the scales are kind
of tipping in their favor because there's someone it was like,
aiming to try and do harm to Trump that they
can go, Okay, now we can use this to be like,
oh my god, you guys are so bad.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
You guys are so it's not about us anymore. Yeah,
for sure, he feels like it's like such a political
gotcha kind of thing where it's just like it's like
not productive, you know, And it also does not outline,
like how have you have a threat? Like you know,
Trump is to a lot of this stuff. So, you know,
I think that my two cents on this are gonna
be summed up in a little quote from Gwen Walls,
but by Donald Trump. Sorry, I didn't mean to hate

(31:22):
speech like that. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
At the voting boot bye, We're gonna tell him bye bye.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Huh. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I do think like it's probably worth acknowledging the violence
of his rhetoric in response to the assassination attempts and
the fact that he is making it like blaming it
on the Democrats, which takes it into this context of
like there's already essentially a civil war happening and they're

(31:50):
like trying to kill me it dot dot dot. It
just feels like we've, like what lent heard, a new
very dangerous situation because.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Of that, rather than we don't have like firearms Lucy's
hanging all around the country for people.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah, it's like you look at there was that like
Elon Musk tweet like, I want to say a couple
of days ago, who like Elon Musk, clearly want of
Trump's advisors, you know, where he essentially said something the
effect of like people should start assassinate trying to assassinate
Kamala or something.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Did not Joey, Joey not fair. He didn't say that.
He was like, gosh, nobody's even trying to assassinate them.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
You're right, say no, yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. He
was being flew off the handle there. You should say
bye bye to me.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Joey, bye bye on that way.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Oh no, let's bring in our next guest. Since Joey.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
No, sorry, we're going what we're saying about the Elon thing.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, I don't know, it's just it's just uh dangerous
as ship.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Well, I mean, but they're just if we're talking about
words that end up in violent outcomes. Look at the
people in Aurora, in Springfield, OHI you know what I mean,
Like there are people talking about how like they're getting harassed,
they're getting their shit vandalized by people because people are.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
So there's a poll again.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Polls are like whatever, But a lot of the response,
the Republican respondents, over fifty percent were like, yeah, I
probably believe that these immigrants are eating.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Pets, and you're like right, And then that.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Said that they made up right exactly but again it's
like so just like miss me with this, someone is
gonna get hurt. Bullshit, Like these things are already happening
and we're already ignoring them like pretty consistently. So like,
think about even that mass shooting that was in El
Paso during the Trump administration, right, and he was talking

(33:39):
about we got an immigrant invasion coming and all this
stuff and all this like like fear mongering that that
killer was like echoing that immigrant invasion rhetoric like in
his own communication, So what like what what are you
actually talking about it? This is just an embarrassingly weak
attempt to appeal to people's decency from a group of
people that have ever extended that kind of grace to

(34:01):
fucking anyone. So it reaks a desperation. And when like
the when the people whose whole brand is we don't
give a fuck if what we say is true or not,
and if it actually gets people hurt to suddenly cry
about it, like to cry about out of control rhetoric,
come on, like this is just you tried this in
July also, and people have the same feeling where they're like,

(34:23):
this is really rich coming from you.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Well yeah, when it's also it's just it's it's rough
to hear this kind of response from the same group
of people who are saying stuff like, oh, school shootings
are just a fact of life. You know, you just
got used to them. Like it just feels like, oh,
you're not enraged about that, Like you're only enragement affect
to you or when you feel like you can use
it for a political win, right.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
I mean, look, if the media wants to cave to
this fake outrage, I think we can come up with
a whole list of alternatives to threat or danger that
would also work, like legit criminal, sexual predator, has mushroom dick, racist, creepiest.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Father and.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Oh yes, yeah yeah no cap no cap, no cap
some some cap, mostly cap. But you know what I mean, Like, well,
we'll see like where this goes. I know that everyone's
looking to maybe Thursday when Kamala does a sit down
with Oprah to see how if there'll be any like
direct response.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
But again, like this just feels like when the way JD.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Van's like, we got to knock this stuff off, like
quit quit describing how bad he is for this country
because he's gonna get someone hurt. You're basically saying like,
can you guys like stop your like campaigning quick, can
you stop talking? Can you just let us tell people
how much our candidate sucks. Yeah, it's not like it's
not right, Like why you'll pass I as shooting is

(35:46):
really unbelievable thing that happened, and nobody really stopped to
be like that. He said those things, this person listened
and went and killed twenty two people like it. It's
amazing that it didn't cause the mainstream media to even
like really blink or like change.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
How they talked about this shit.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
There's yeah, yeah, that's it. That's it.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
The media does a really good job of ignoring terrible
rhetoric from every from every angle. So it's like, again,
jd Vance, I know things are hard right now, dude,
he just did it. He's he's speaking right now as
we record this.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
He is saying.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Already, I'm just let me just play a couple just
gems already that he's saying, he's doubling down on Haitian migrants.
Look at this guy. I think he needs a geography lesson.
Listen to where Haitian immigrants come from, because.

Speaker 11 (36:33):
Over the last few years, twenty thousand migrants primarily from
Haitia have been dropped into Springfield.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
I'm sorry, hey, that was gonna be my joke answer
of where I thought he was going to say, there, wow,
JD one more just for.

Speaker 11 (36:50):
The kids and merrily from Haitia have been dropped into
Springfield or high Okay, yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Shout out all my back of Haitia. And then then
he also said he's talking about RFK Junior. And then
just as another slip, just doesn't know who he's talking about.
Here's him talking about RFK Jr.

Speaker 11 (37:07):
I mean, we're very proud on our side to have
the support of Bobby Kennedy Junior.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
And he's a great guy.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Have gotten known very well over the last few weeks.

Speaker 11 (37:19):
But I think in many ways this country never healed
from the assassination of Robert F.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Kennedy Junior. Alright, I don't even know about that ship.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Hey, we're the pre cogs from Minority Report at right now.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Really fast news cycle of it that wasn't covered.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Holy shit.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
But anyway, so just very I think the Bear did it.
I think it was the Bear of the.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Absolutely came back from the grave. All right, let's take
a quick break and we'll come back and talk about
an exciting investment opportunity. We'll be right back, and we're back.

(38:06):
And because we are no better than local news, we're
gonna save the time travel story for the very end
of the show. So yeah, as we covered in there
before the break, Trump's probably gonna win again. And I
don't know anybody who listens to anybody who listens to

(38:29):
our NBA show knows how I am about these things.
Like as a seventy six ers fan, I'm just like,
we're gonna sock it's over. We're only gonna win twenty
games this year.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Hey, that's our team captain. Man. I love his fighting spirits.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Fucking over, Dude, are even going out there?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Why are even going out there?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
So it does seem like it's probably time to start
thinking about how we're all going to dress in the
next four years to fit in so that we don't
get killed in the authoritarian autogracy? Did you seek, like
get caught on a hot mic being like when Kim
Jongon stands like people they standard attention, they stand up. Yeah,

(39:09):
We're we're all gonna get kill I'm having that. But
so there was a mega fashion show, Jack.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
It wasn't a fashion show. It was the America First
Designer Showcase. Okay, I think that's it's a little bit classier,
and yes, it wasn't wrong. Konkoma, Long Island, Strong Island
at the America First Warehouse, which is just some fucking
warehouse with a bunch of Trump regalia in it and
like magas go to have, like Trump watch parties saw

(39:36):
on Monday, about two hundred people gathered to watch this
America First Designer Showcase, which is just a fancy word
for racist swap meat and tailent show.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I think based on the videos I saw.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
And people were peddling their wares like sequined Maga hats
and jackets, dresses, lipstick with the shade of Maga hat
red because like one of the designers, like you know,
some women don't are a shamed to wear the Maga
hat in public. But with this lipstick, you can let
people know. It's like that's red lipsticks.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
It's red lipstick. Bitch, don't get me messed up. Don't
fuck that up.

Speaker 10 (40:11):
For the rest of us. When I mean business. You
know what I'm saying, it's not to be like, yes,
I support racism, Like that's not so you're telling me,
I need to not wear red lipstick ever again. Sick.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
No, no, look they can't, they can't reclaim red lipstick,
or maybe they can't. But then there are also celebrities there,
like a lady from As the World Turns, local politicians,
and more than like a few curious journalists. Oh and
there are artists too, like Magalangelo, which I guess is
some kind of Lansbury I don't know, or maybe a

(40:47):
Maga Michelangelo. Yeah that's Michael Angelo, Okay, I thought maybe
it was Maglangelo Lansburg.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
But she's like this artist who just paints Trump and
like he's a terrible artist, and like, I don't know
if we covered like one of those trip sticks she
made recently that was like auctioned off when it was
like Trump as God casting Biden and Kamala Harris out
of the Garden of Eden. But clearly this person doesn't
know anything, like like in terms of actual art composition,

(41:15):
what a triptick, how it's even supposed to be like positioned,
and what the three panels meet? It was just like
a three like a three billboard, just cacophony of colors.
But there were fashions as well, So I think it's
important we take a look at some of the fashions.
So first I just wanted to just just to give
you an idea of how like the intros were going

(41:37):
and how much of.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Just a flaw this show, this thing was. I'm just gonna.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Oh my goodness, wow, yeah, here we go. This is yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Oh definitely voice talent, true talent.

Speaker 7 (41:50):
Our next designer is in here, and she's a designer and.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
She being the models wearing dresses.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Are pageant winners, not only Republicans and conservatives, beauty.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
And brains, but they wear clothes.

Speaker 8 (42:15):
Well no, wow, God bless us, God bless So this
is gonna this is gonna blow against I heard she
did not write any of that.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
She was just riffing that.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Are you for real?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (42:32):
Yeah, her accents is so long island. It sounds Australian
like she's like she's coming.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Around around the world, around the world.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
I'm like, our next designer, well.

Speaker 10 (42:47):
Accents, they wear clothes as well as well.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Might that's such a such a thoughtful compliment to play
to pay someone. Yeah, you, I just I think it's
great that you're like so smart and like look good.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
And also you wear and you wear clothes. Well, they
also wear clothes. Well, you wear clothes.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Here is just a quick montage to some of the
fashions where you hear an Emmy sorry, a Grammy Award
winning vocalist who has like an explosion of feathers coming
out of his dinner jacket singing the national anthem, along
with some of the fashions of the evening. Okay, look
at that. That's a big maga dress.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
I don't know what what does that say? On there?

Speaker 2 (43:35):
America's comeback four?

Speaker 3 (43:37):
There's a Trump down with just Trump straight, just just
a Trump on a black dress, like a bottle of.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Truff Yeah, exactly, she.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
Trust she's waking.

Speaker 10 (43:51):
It's exactly the same font.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
That's a bottle, same font, same vertical text coming down
very this person coming down the aisle, now, this is Magelangelo.
This is Magelangelo. And I think she painted her own dress.

Speaker 10 (44:05):
Of course she did. I like how you spanks underneath
it because her fucking slit is too high.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
What the fuck.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Somebody drew on regular clothes? Dude?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Why you gotta say it's just scream printing, right, it's almost.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Actual crylic paint.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Actually, I think some people are literally painting shit on
and other things are just just putting patches on shitty
dresses off of like sheen or something.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
This makes me feel a little bit better about Like
when I went to the Jersey Shore this summer and
just like going down the boardwalk, all the T shirt
stores were being absolutely dominated by Trump versus Harris. But
like that is his art form, right, that is the
medium of his people is scream printed logo T shirt.

Speaker 10 (44:53):
And bad signs in general. The about of like homemade
Trump signs I see in people's especially as like you're
driving through the hollers and you're kind of like more
in like the country parts, people don't have like a
Trump flag, even though there's Trump stores here everywhere. It'll
literally be like I have this old piece of cardboard
and it's too big to burn, so I'm gonna paint
a picture on it and just let everybody know I

(45:15):
think America's great.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
What's on?

Speaker 3 (45:18):
What is this scene that you faint on it? Oh,
I'll tell you about it later. Turn your camera off.
Here's but also I don't want to forget this was
also a Maga talent show, and for me, I think
the highlight was Log Cabin, Republican and recording artist of
the hit song keep It Moving parenthetical cancel cancel culture

(45:41):
Lavari Again, let's throw it to our MC, who is like,
fucking absolutely just flawless when it comes to introducing people
to really just have a nice flow and cadence to
your delivery. Here's her bringing to the stage, Lavari.

Speaker 10 (45:57):
Let's give a lot applause to love.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Sorry, m hmm, look at like fourteen people. This motherfucker
just got up.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
I'm sorry. Her shoes don't fit. Yeah, okay, no, no,
like I just just for her comfort. She looks like
she's wearing shoes that are force to fifteen seconds of
fast Where the fuck is the Here we comes, get ready?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Here's Levart got all right? Oh oh ship, the music
just went out.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Whoops.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Oh it sounds good but it's not me. Oh there
we go.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Okay, there's this song we ready to make her back
a great again?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah it is the same song starting over again. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
I think they DJ panicked and then stopped his song.

Speaker 6 (46:44):
Here.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Let's just hear some of his singing.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Yo, who needs to rest?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
So it seems like he thought there was gonna be
lip sinking and like he didn't know. He was like,
oh shit, is this playing my actual voice?

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah, I mean I don't. I feel like the creative
arts really exposes bigots, you know what I mean, like
in the best fucking way. Like I get that these
are not the best of the best in terms of
like conservatives with who op, sorry that these are not
the best of the best when it comes to conservatives
who dabble in the arts. But I think it's like

(47:29):
the MAGA brand itself that creates this like echo chamber
that's a custom built to and like insulate the ego
from realizing how bad shit is. So naturally, when there's
like a showcase of these people, it's all like the
least creative and most literal nonsense you can think of,
Like the guys sit songs like cancel counsel culture, cancel culture,

(47:51):
or here's my Trump fashion. It's dressed with Trump on it.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
It says it wrote I wrote Trump on it.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And it's sick, dude, It's
fucking sick man. Thanks Levari.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
The end of his performance, he comes off stage, and
then there is five seconds of a whispered argument between
him and the MC where she's like what happened?

Speaker 2 (48:14):
He's like, that wasn't the song that I was supposed
to be?

Speaker 10 (48:18):
Oh wow, I love that, Like why did you give
so many songs? Like did he come in with the
wrong CD? Did he?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Like?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Oh no, he does.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
That was like the first performance he had amongst many
like yeah, oh he Also I think he did an
outfit change later and he came out like in a
dressed like a dress coat that looked again had a
like a bouquet of flowers super glued to the back
of it.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
It was all very.

Speaker 10 (48:42):
He's really doing his best. This is like a series
of like RuPaul's dragways, many challenges that I feel like
he's a part of. For He's like, record your own
song that's politically themed. Then we need you to come
out with an outfit and it needs to have flowers
and also represent Trump. And then for your last thing,
we're gonna need political damage extravaganza, like just like right.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Right, and you have to come up with it all
in the next fifteen minutes. You're on in fifteen Yeah done. Wow,
I didn't know he came back out And that is
a real testament to the human spirit that he was
able to like go through what appeared to be the
most embarrassing thing I've ever seen somebody have happened to
them and be like, not so bad, I'll go back out, yeah,

(49:24):
back again to the next one.

Speaker 10 (49:26):
That's why he's That's why Trump's gonna win though, because
it's that lack of self awareness. It's that like unwillingness
to be like shamed when you should be ashamed.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Of yourself, to keep pushing.

Speaker 10 (49:36):
Like anybody who respects themselves to be like all right,
I thought I could handle this with in no way,
I'm gonna go out here and do this again, like yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Right, I'm sorry, Like Lavatory, I loved your performance, but
you need to stay home, you know what I mean,
what's your.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Career down with.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Definitely winning amongst people who failed the mirror test, you know,
the test that they do with like children to see
if they recognize the thing and the mirror as themselves,
you know, like they lack any form of self. It's
an interesting detail that like that's when you start storing memories.
Is once like the way they tested they put a
little like dot on the baby's head and then if

(50:15):
the baby sees themselves in the mirror and then like
touches the dot on their head to like wipe it off.
That means that they recognize that it's them in the mirror.
And there are some monkeys who can do it as well.

Speaker 10 (50:26):
What about dogs.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I don't think I'm going to test my dogs yet past.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
They where they see themselves.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Hey, who that dude, there's this guy outside?

Speaker 2 (50:40):
What's staring?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
That's why he was so confused about what the song was, Like,
that's not me, that's not.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Me, it is.

Speaker 10 (50:49):
I sound like Montel Jordan. That's not Montel Jordan. Hell,
we do cancel, cancel.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
That was so much better both, what you guys was
so much better than anything he could do if you
gave him a year in the studio with like Drake's producers.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Right.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
I don't know why I pitched Drake the best musician
I can come up with, but I.

Speaker 10 (51:21):
Imagine who definitely writes all his own Wrapsl's taken either
with him?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
None? All?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Right? And finally, proof of time travel another person in
the world of Mega. So you know, Trump is averaging
what some would call too many assassination attempts per month.
At this point, there's been one two in the past
three months. People should stop doing that. I feel like
it's not good for the election. But I guess there

(51:53):
was a third one that we didn't know about.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
In the second based on the seque chronology.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Timeline the secret thing. Yeah, and this is somebody. So
you're about to hear from somebody who has been in
the same room with Donald Trump, has been like has
been you know, trusted by Donald Trump. Yeah, and he
we can see why because he has a direct line
to God, is having conversations with God and their relationship,

(52:23):
his relationship to God very similar to like Marty McFly
and Doc Breath.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Or Aladdin in the Genie, you know what I mean. Yeah,
definitely a Laddin the Genie type shit. So this guy,
Robin Bullock, he went on some like this this like
right wing Watch, like dug this clip up because this
guy goes on a fucking like Christian podcast to talk
about This was in the week before the they found
the guy the golf course where he said he prevented

(52:50):
an assassination attempt. And I'm just gonna let him tell
it to you because it's so believable, it's gonna fucking
shake you to your core. Yeah, he's describing that he
was like in a group, I think, just you know,
just doing some Bible study with people. And then the
fucking hand of God came down and again, like I said,
very believable.

Speaker 7 (53:10):
And I looked around. Something that happened and I didn't
know what had happened, and children started going to sleep
in the room. They just started falling asleep.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
That might because they're at a fucking Bible study. But okay, yeah, sir,
God turned the lights down. We'll go ahead.

Speaker 7 (53:27):
And the camera that they were using started zooming in
and zooming out, and then it doing like this.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I think he's describing extreme close up from Wayne's world. Yeah,
but okay, but again, this is God apparently operating the
camera and he's looking at them.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Whatever, go on.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
I'm sorry, pastor, I'm looking around.

Speaker 7 (53:48):
Children are falling asleep. And I said again, and the
Lord said, no, two hours in the future.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
What two hours?

Speaker 7 (53:59):
And we started dealing with things and I went into
the future and the Lord said, now you can stop this.
We stopped a presidential assassination attempt. Don't really And did
you say, I'm I'm Trump? Yeah? Wow, And so we
stopped this this thing happening.

Speaker 10 (54:18):
There it is, So did children need to be asleep
for time travel to happen or just to stop assassinations?

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Look?

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Look, look, why is he on trial right now?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Okay? He was.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
He opened a Bible and the lights went dimned. The
camera went woo woo, woo woo. God said, you're two
hours in the future, and I guess being two hours
in the future, he said, we started dealing with some things,
total lack of detail, and we stopped an assassination and YadA, YadA, YadA,
we stopped an assassination attempt on don.

Speaker 10 (54:49):
Im Oh, okay, Chris Angel MindFreak show has really taken
a turn. I didn't know that he had had a
spiritual awakening. He looks a little wrong. I'm not gonna lie,
but I know you got to look rough and then
you find God and then God takes you back to
moisturizer supposedly. I don't I don't know, but wow, So

(55:12):
you guys, let's just shake his camera. We're two hours
We're two hours in the future. Oh, we're two hours
in the future. We're two hours in the future.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
I just stopped a presidential assassination attempt.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Just dealing with we did start dealing with some things.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
We're dealing with some things, well what specifically.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
So some things so foggy there when He's like, and
then so we and then we're two hours in the future.
Did God tell him they stopped an assassination attempt? They
started doing? God is doing something.

Speaker 10 (55:45):
God told him that he was two hours in the future. Okay,
but I think and then he and two it is
he could and stop stopped assassination attempt. Yes, Oh so.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
You think he'd just been like, oh, just take my
word for it, bro, we got it. We're two hours
in the future and you stopped an assassination attempt. Now
go wake these kids up.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
I mean I've hung out with Christians like kind of
freaking each other out, being like and then like the
lights flickered and like you know, and they'll just you
know that, That's what it felt like. Like the guy
was just like whoa, he was ready ready to be
freaked out by that story.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
I mean, I just love those too, Like you can't.
It's I guess it's like rude to be like, no, man, bro,
stop fucking lying. Bro, you can go in two hours,
you know what I mean, Like, like there's no shit
about like that, when is God ever taking people time traveling?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
And it was a type of Christianity, not all Christianity,
but a type of Christianity that's just like yes and yeah,
right right yes and some wild the least convincing ghost
story you've ever.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
That's so sick.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
You went two hours in the fature and the camera went.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Like this, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 10 (56:55):
That's a miracle of Christ's love.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
The FBI made me to talk about may need to
talk to this man, right, I would pull up.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
So what happened?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (57:05):
You said this happen? Right?

Speaker 3 (57:07):
I need to know who the fuck? Well who what
was going on?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Where? Like we need to bring people to justice. He's like, look, man,
I ain't fucking time travel dude. I'm just fucking lying.

Speaker 7 (57:16):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
This is a fucking wig.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Man, I wear a leather jacket that seem different.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Bro, I'm naveling.

Speaker 10 (57:23):
I mean they they bring in, they bring in psychics
and ship when cases start, when they've exhausted, they're like,
I don't know, go get a psychic. Do we have
a medium? Does does a random medium know? Like, let's
let's go get the Christian guy that can turn back time,
you know, what I mean, bring share in, bring share exactly.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Yeah, if you want to turn back time, it's gonna
be in a leather jacket. It's not going to be
this motherfucker battleship exactly.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Partially what he's describing is to be just like taking
a nap, like everybody falls asleep and then it's two
hours of the future. Like yeah, man, like I time travel,
like that'll what.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
A pastor what are those pills you just took before
you open your bible?

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
I was just like, we're the roxy were there edibles
in the middle prescribed to somebody else?

Speaker 3 (58:05):
But you know, roxy description, roxy music, roxy code.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
I don't know, man, anyway, fam man, not often two
hours in the future.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
And guess what I wasn't I didn't urinate in myself
because I was high on opio as. I actually saved
President Trump in that two hours, which all.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
That's a side effective time track.

Speaker 10 (58:23):
Well, now it makes sense. What happens to me at Costco?
I eat twenty thirty forty milligrams, you know, get in
the car, go to Costco. Next thing I know, bam,
I'm in the parking lot trying to fit everything in,
and I'm like, who who bought all these burritos? Why
don't I have so many snags like that?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Because you saved You saved a president.

Speaker 10 (58:38):
I saved a president's life, and I time traveled exactly.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
God damn. All right, that's gonna do it for this
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Speaker 6 (59:01):
Folks.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
I hope you're having a great weekend and I will
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