Weekly Zeitgeist 88 (Best of 8/12/19-8/16/19)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The
Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from
this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment last stravaganza.
Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist.

(00:25):
Greta something from your search history that is revealing about
who you are. But I have a problem where like
I can't. I mean, I just I just googled how
to take off a boot on a car? Wait, like,
as to how to take off a boot? Okay, so
are you not paying your parking tickets? What's going on?
You just wanted to see my friend. My friend parked

(00:48):
her car on my street. She got a boot put
on it. She's out of the country. I was like,
you have a boot on your car? Yes, they say
on the thing it can just jack up, which I
think is really fucked up that they can just people
who need to be they'll hit you with that anyway,

(01:09):
boot on my car because I had too many parking tickets.
I've given l A I've given l A d O
t between tickets and towing, like I would say around, yeah,
I've been towed twelve times. No, that's right. Remember your
stores no longer a part of my narrative. Okay, yeah,
that's not how I am anymore. I'm a home with

(01:30):
parking okay, but but I used to live that life.
And also I had a boot. This maybe a myth,
but I had a boot, had to pay to get
the boot off, then never returned the boot. Eventually I
threw the boot away. You can you never turned the
boot because now we take off the boot and then
it's like they're threatening you. They're like, you need to
return this boot in twenty four hours or I have
no way of keeping track. That's what I said, Like

(01:53):
you can take the boot off yourself. You have to. Okay,
so you go to the website, you pay the money,
and then they give you a code and put the
code in and then you take them and they're like,
bring my boot back. Yeah, but they don't know what
I boot it and I don't. They can't. They can't
know where the boot and I don't think that they're
keeping track of like license plate boot, I d number
how they are. How can they give you a code
to take it off unless because the thing is the

(02:16):
code and on the boot, except like okay, so yeah,
they know what's going to your car. They know the
VIN number, but they're not keeping track of where the
boot is. But they know where the boot. They know
the boot. They know that the boot, that boot is
with that car. Do you know what I'm saying. I'm
sure they can't track where your car is. But if
you get fucked and you park your car on the

(02:38):
street and then a l a you know, parking person
sees your car, They're like, oh, you also have a boot,
and then they tell your car. Yeah. I think that
they have a better tracking system now than maybe when
you had your boot on the car, I mean changed
it would on someone else's cab and a half. I
had a boot on my car in college like years ago, unfortunately,

(03:01):
and we didn't have that key pad thing that you have.
You had to call the person. They had to give
you a window when they would come. I had to
sit at my car to wait for this person. But
can I tell you something I would did my freshman
year of college at the University of Arizona, and we
would get college parking to here exactly, bear down, and
we would get parking tickets and you could pay them off.

(03:22):
I thought with our burser, like our student thing because
I'm like a fucking idiot. They would let you buy
like I thought, shuffles with it. I was like, why
can't I pay my parking tickets with it? Turns out
you can't, And I had accumulated I'm not kidding, I
think like twenty seven parking tickets and finally they put
the choot on my car. One other thing that I

(03:44):
recently searched was which way to turn wheels uphill if
you're parking a lot of car stuff. For me, you know,
I'm just a gearhead. If anything, we know your gear head.
I'm just parking somewhere in And also the last time
I was here, I also a teeth freak. Lest I
was here, I was talking about Millie Bobby Brown's teeth.
Another another thing that I typed in Hillary duff Veneers.

(04:07):
I mean, yeah, she went a little overboard. Did she
go back? I think she had them filed down? Yes
she did. I think, yeah, Well, you know she looks great.
One thing I just want to bring up really quick
is that another scam people are doing. I think is
really riding this wave um off the interest of the
Chernobyl series from HBO because there's a new vodka out

(04:31):
called atomic with a K, and it is being used.
It's produced with the grains and water from Chernobyl's exclusion zone.
Right now, there's only one bottle in existence, and how
much people are like, well, it's because like these people
wanted to make it and be like we've done it,

(04:51):
We've made the thing. Now it's apparently like a team
of like researchers like are are actually the ones making
this and this is basically just a huge public to
be stun but the ideas, so the whole thing is
these researchers they found grain and water that we're in
this exclusion zone and the ship was radioactive. The grains
they say, we're slightly radioactive. Okay, the amounts were strontium ninety.

(05:16):
We're just a smidge above I guess normal safety level.
But I guess that's what is the normal safety level.
I don't know it's I guess it's barely smidge. Well, look,
look do you want to get I'm trying to get radioactive? Yah?
You think I've been sucked up before? Why do you
see me get radio fucking active? Exactly? Uh? And then

(05:38):
but apparently it's different because when they distill the grain
it's going to remove all the impurities, so it really
it's it's actually perfectly safe to drink. And the water,
just so you know, it's from an awkwifford deep in
the town of Chernobyl and they say, um, it's free
from radio active contamination, similar in chemistry to the groundwater
sourced from the Ampagne region of France. Okay, but like

(06:02):
here's my thing about that. Then why do we not
have Champagne water we have you know what I'm saying,
Why do we not have water from that region? Well,
that's just because the water is supposed to be that amazing.
Then like, where's the bottle water of that apt? I
guess for I guess for just for growing the grapes,
really for getting into the vineyards. But water chemistry for

(06:24):
grape growing is very different than what we needed write
I wonder what if you drink? Yeah, Like I'm curious,
what's the pH of that water? Like Icelandic glacial shout
out to a great pH water? Like if the water
in Champagne, France is that dope? Why don't we have
Champagne water? Do you have a competing vodka? I do

(06:44):
want to? Like, my my goal is when I'm like
huge celeb celeb to have exactly. Oh yeah, Pal Mitchell had,
Ryan Reynolds has Aviation Gin, which is now like the
biggest gin company. Paul Mitchell was behind Patron. Yeah Mitchell Haircare, Yes, Haircare.

(07:05):
Why the haircre was green and the patron was green.
You know what that's called cross branding. Yeah, but so
subtle that she would so subtle. I actually try to
drink his hair products. Cos Amigo sold to George Clooney,
has nothing to do with that. Yeah, So Grandy Gerber
and whoever the third and fourth dude, they sold it

(07:27):
for like a billion dollars. Yeah, whoa. So they so
it's done, but they still use their likeness because I
see that. I'm like paleling around on trucks. You know. Yeah,
the branding is still the same, but they got their check,
you know what I mean? Yes? Did he isn't. Diddy doesn't. Yeah,

(07:51):
it's it's Daione and then uh Diddy had Voda and
then it's actually pretty well it's like in everybody's rail
like and like that's considered like a high end, really
high end. I've got I used to mark to him

(08:11):
a lot and a lot of high I was in
a focus group for f and vodka once and they
were like that happened? How are they? Like? You are
our target marketing because like my friend was working at
this marketing company in New York and we were like
party kids, you know what I'm saying, and like I

(08:32):
would we were the people that were drinking. I'm a
vodka drinker, and like it was like it was like
what would make you try f in? And I was
just like the packaging for me, the branding for me
is not that's I am more likely to drink SARAQ
than I am Ein. Actually, like Sara I do want

(08:54):
to say really quickly, rest in peace to a real scammer.
One of the more famous sports teeters of all time
this when Rosie Ruiz, who in set the Boston Marathon
record for a woman with the time of two hours,
thirty one minutes and fifty six seconds, and when she
took the women's medal, many of the other runners were
very suspicious of her. The reason being they say she

(09:17):
wasn't sweating enough, she had on a heavy shirt, and
she didn't know anything about running, did not even look
like somebody who had run over twenty six miles So
this is before they were like checking people like where
they had like markers and stuff like people would just
sort of there would be spotters who was just like
write numbers down or whatever. And during this time she
was able to take advantage of this system because also

(09:40):
all of the folks, the spotters were mostly paying attention
to the men's race. So there you go, use fucking
patriarchy to your advantage. Mom, she um so. And also
she didn't show up on any video, no fucking photographs
that were taken on the first twenty five miles. So
how did she do it? Did she just run a
mile and win? She just showed up like a mile

(10:01):
out and hopped in. They say, like two students caught
her just jumping into the race um near Kenmore Square,
about one mile from the finish line. Shout out to
a queen. That's amazing. When they when they were grilling her,
they were like, okay, like what about your training methods,
like your pace times, what about intervals? She knew nothing,

(10:22):
I'll just be running, you know what I'm saying, Like, yeah,
I put my shoes on one shot a time like everybody.
She couldn't even identify landmarks. It was just it was all.
It just fell. Eight days later, they're like, I'm sorry
after talking to you, you clearly know nothing about anything.
We also came out for her to qualify for the
Boston Marathon, cheated in the New York Marathon and took

(10:45):
the fucking subway to that. On the subway, I am
obsessed with her and that's amazing anyone that's willing to
just like, to me, that is the greatest scam that like,
it's so for what for what? You know? It's like,

(11:06):
it's not like you're scamming like a ton of money.
You do win money when you win these a little bit,
but like it, I won this marathon record. I was
proud of her. I was so proud that the high
must have been crazy. Honestly, I think that it's one
of those things where you're like, wouldn't this be crazy?
If this worked? And it does, then you're kind of like,

(11:28):
holy ship, So what are your methods? You know? Uh?
It was a little girl. I started walking, you know
what I'm saying, Like, at first I started with the crawl,
I started walking, and then one were no, no, we're
interested in your training methods as an elite marathon right, yeah, absolutely,
So would you do interval training? What do you so?
I do all the intervals? You know what I'm saying,
So I do? I do here and there, and I

(11:49):
do it everywhere. You know what about your runners form?
Is there anything you have to address? It's very much
play one leg in front of the other. You know
what I'm saying. You have Really I think we've seen enough.
Miss Mosley. Um, you so much for your time. Eight
days later, I was set up. They set me up, Miles.
When does pumpkin spice seasons start this year? In my mind,

(12:13):
this is this is part of the corporation's way of
letting us know what season were in ever, Right, so
when you see pumpkin, you're like, oh, it must be fall. Yeah. Uh.
Some companies are so fucking thirsty to get this ship
going already, Like Dunkin Donuts they're declaring August twenty one
the beginning of pumpkin spice season because there's nothing like

(12:33):
a thick, rich, pumpkin spice hot latte in late August. Right,
And you're like, oh man, what We're great. The butt
of your pants is sticking to you because you're sweating.
Go on, No, I mean I've just heard that that's
what happens to people who sweat a lot, that's what
other people not. I'm always dry all the time. But yeah,

(12:55):
it's very you know, it's like every single thing is
getting inched up closer and closer. I don't don't know. Again,
we've talked about this in the past, this really bizarre
fixation on pumpkin spice in general, like why it's been deified. Uh,
like some people we work with, I think it's like
the fucking like the god's blood type DJ dan um.

(13:17):
But you don't, I mean it. They love it, love it.
They're they're do backflips and ship if you just mentioned
the is it polarizing because I don't carry care. It
tastes good when it's on a lot to it makesure
a lot. It tastes like it taste makes your coffee
taste more like it's a milkshake, which is never a bad.
Dan doesn't eat anything that is not pumpkin spice, Like

(13:38):
his cheerios are pumpkin spice. Like everything he has pumpkin
spice that he dusts on a steak exactly. Yes, it
would take a dries it out the sun and then
grinds it up into a fine dust. There's he's got
a mental problem. He's like the peppermint milcah is good.
I like that, and it's not good. It's like five

(13:59):
thousand cows. That's the thing. Of all these things, single
one is even close to being my favorite one. A
coffee bean and tea leaf, the Winter Dream latte. I mean,
I'll put that there. I like the Black Forest. Isn't
that just cherries and chocolate and milkshakes? Milk check it is.
I just got caffeine in it even better because it's

(14:21):
chocolate covered coffee beans in there too. And I remember
the first time I had it. I was like working
with a one million calories my first adult job, like
at an office, and everybody was like, oh, let's go
get coffee and coffee bean. I'm like, I don't drink because,
like to this day, I cold brew is the only
thing I've ever gotten a semblance of a caffeine boost from.
So to me, going to coffee was like, I don't

(14:41):
know what I'm gonna border here was just bad tasting water. Yeah,
I just go. I get the most childish fucking thing
on the menu, and it was that black Forest. Basically
shake and they're like, whoa, you don't want a coffee.
I'm like, na, this is my favorite. Right, it was great,
it was delicious. But then I'm like, I look like
an idio. Everybody's drinking their hot things. I have like
a fucking gigantic couple whipped cream, like yeah, after you

(15:06):
smoke weed, Oh my god, that thing. But you're ahead
of your time, man, because they just got more and
more ridiculous and childish looking. Yeah right, a unicorn chick
which was purple, pink and blue. Yeah, I don't look,
that's the thing they really like to. They realized if
we put cool colors in it, people will buy it.

(15:27):
Because there's the unit. What was the other one. I
think they're like a casino though, where they're just like
it's they're just shining stuff. They're like, hey, remember uh
the band Jerry Pie. They're here this weekend and people yeah,
and then people come see them, and then they spend
a million dollars while they're there. And that's what Starbucks realizes,

(15:48):
like if we can get them in that store or
this weird thing they can take a photo of, they'll
buy three other things. It's just like and I say
it and everyone's like, oh yeah, and then we got
and they work. Yeah, and you're in there to you
and your Instagram stories, but like got three of them
fill that whole baby. Um, Well, order just coffee because

(16:09):
it I use it when I'm on the road. That
apps pretty good and it's like familiar Starbucks. Yeah, like
when I'm traveling, Oh Starbucks. Yeah, but I just order
coffee there and that always just throws them off, like
just some blonde rose in the right drip. They just
stare at me like in a cup. Just turn around
and give it to me, and I'm gonna get out

(16:30):
of you. We can turn into a vapor. You can
I see a cup of coffee. Let me see if
we if we make those. I do wonder how much
of this move is based on them knowing that this
is going to be earlier than Starbucks. Right, so this
will be the only place that you can go to
get pumpkin spice. But then for the month of a
some dude in an office did some math. Yeah, and

(16:53):
August one, we can have exclusivity for ten days or
something before we'll make a hundred and fifty extra thousand dollars. Yeah,
but like you get a boat. I just like the
inevitable conclusion of all these things, like you know that
and basically almost after Halloween were essentially already in Christmas
like mixed with Thanksgiving that if Duncan does this, then

(17:15):
what Starbucks next year is like, oh, actually August fourteenth
and when we're bringing pumpkin spice latte and then pumpkin
spice lattes becomes like a dad's and grads thing like graduations,
graduation time, you know, pumpkin spice ltd. This justin from
resident PSL addict DJ Daniel. He said Starbucks they're starting
there is on August, so they're gonna get six days. Wait,

(17:37):
I guess that's that hundred fifty extra okay yep. He
referred to it as the PSL so casually the way
he said it was it was horrifying. I think the
part that makes me laugh is the acstatic to it,
because it's like it's like the pumpkin color. So people
are like, this is the pumpkin season, so I spend

(17:58):
my money on the pumpkins. And then like you said,
like Halloween is like it's a brighter orange, so and
then there's a black to us. You spend your money
on the black, and then it's like red and green.
That's that's the spend a lot of money green and
then he saves him and then he gets red again
for Valentine's Day. That what the Christmas colors represent you

(18:23):
with blood and money. That's how I was raised to mise. Yeah,
that is intent. All right, we're gonna take a quick break.
We'll be right back, and we're back, miles. I noticed

(18:46):
you guys covered how to how to fight seagulls while
I was gone, just how to stare a seagull, to
how to stare a seagull down well, where I was,
the city of Ocean City, New Jersey was also making
news or fighting seagulls in in a unique way. When
you asked about it, you're like, oh, yeah, you talked

(19:07):
and I was like, no, it was from England. He's like, yeah,
but the falconers and stuff, and I'm like, you know,
what the fun are you talking about? My thing was
purely about like staring out of seagull if they came
to your chip back in anyway, like the seagull wars
are upon us is what I'm talking about. Thank you.
Uh yeah, this is the only time I've ever seen
Ocean City make national news. But the Ocean City was

(19:29):
not Jersey Shore. It's insane. It's a little different. Oh wow,
there's a furious head shaking all around. The room's a
little different, a little different, okay anyway, but anyways, and
Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge. So people are making a big
deal because, uh, they hired a bunch of falconers and

(19:51):
like people who had like trained birds of prey to
patrol the boardwalk in Ocean City to scare off the seagulls.
Yeah it worked. Using nature to fight nature. Uh yeah,
using nature to fight nature. But it's not like they
just released a bunch of falcons. They had had them
on like a dude's arm with a little funny hats

(20:13):
on and ship. Uh and it worked. Man. I was
walking down the sidewalk and I was like, what's different
about this? I can hear the ocean. That's weird. And
then I was like, oh, yeah, there's no seagulls like
you can't just it's not just like like somewhere. Yeah,
they just went to a different town on the Crazy Shore.
Basic they went to a town had a smaller falconer budget,

(20:39):
I guess how many falconers did you see? Like I didn't.
I didn't see any like in the wild falcons. I've
seen one in Orange County actually at a hotel, just
like patrolling the hotel pool because to keep the seagulls
away and like it's it's apparently and except it way.

(21:00):
I just like though that, like they've there's really no
technological way to really do away with seagulls. There is
a gun. Okay, yeah maybe, but you don't want to
be shooting off your pistol by the kids pool. But
like the fact that you could just be like, yo,
get that guy with the hawk, yeah, and then the
seagulls shook gone. Although I feel like, what's the what's
the what's your weird cousin? What's his hobby? Falcon? Falconer? Right?

(21:24):
See if that will help bring his Falcon's he doing
with that thing? I think it dies that. I don't
know if that's a good Jersey impression, h some kind
of more like a phil accent, which is pretty close.
Pretty yeah, well, look at a lot of vacation in there.
He's on vacation. The couple. I wonder though, if because

(21:45):
you have these birds like they would fly right, or
they just the mere presence of them was enough. They
would let the unleash it so inevitably, right, wouldn't there
be some some families who are having to explain to
their children why a fucking falcon was just just destroying,
devouring a seagull right in front of I don't think
they eat them. I think they just scare them away.
It's like a territory, aren't they car carnivorous birds? Yeah,

(22:05):
I mean, Miles, you and I saw we saw a
hawk on Air Street in the streets here in Los Angeles.
We saw a hawk eating a pigeon, just like ripping
it apart. But it was legit, like alive. It was
keeping it down with its talents and just eating it. Yeah.
I love hawks against uh. But anyways, that ship works

(22:27):
fight nature with nature. Uh. I think it's one of
those pigeons is like goes in for a new car,
like real slow know when you're gonna slow down, Like
that's what he did to the hawk and the hawks
like no, dude, I mean eat you in the street,
so people know. I think you can just I think
you can find videos hawk eating hot seating hawk kill

(22:48):
and eat seagull Well, I think they're I think birds
they because when you drive long periods, especially through the Midwest,
you'll see a hawk every so just on the line,
need to see them. So it's like I think they're
like crows to where they have like a territory, so
they're not like they may mess one seagull up just so. Yeah,

(23:11):
that reminds me like I went fishing in the in
the Atlanta and the Gulf part down in Florida one
time in the back channels and there's seagulls around because
we were trying to get bait and all this stuff.
And our guy was like mad, He's like he's doom
seagulls blah blah. I wouldn't pay attention. And I was
just like half stoned at eight thirty in the morning,
like this is fun. Picked a good job where I

(23:32):
get to go do this. And I turned around and
the god is he had caught a bird on his
line and he was bringing it in and I just
stopped doing what I'm doing. What's he gonna do here?
And he grabs the bird, he reels it into the
to the top of the rod. He grabs it and
then rips its head off, Yes, and then throws it

(23:53):
back in the water. And he was like, they'll get
the message. Let's go somewhere else. I'm technically not supposed
to do stuff like that. And we're like, what is happening,
crocodile dundee And you know what? The birds left us
uh alone. Yeah, They're like, hey, that dude's the one
that ripped Larry's head off. That's snatched it off. Wow. Yah.

(24:16):
I like that. He's like, technically not I was legally
disturbing for others to have just witnessed and also animal
to Jesus Christ. Yeah. I once got a pelican on
on the hook and the uh in the gulf because

(24:37):
I caught a fish and then the pelican I was
like twelve of them was like scared. I was like
what do I do? Like people are gathering around. I
was like reeling in a giant pelican that was and
this dude just came up and like did a couple
of times with the with the fishing rod and yanked
it out. Oh good, I was. I thought maybe we

(24:58):
were headed for another Billy Wayne type. I didn't do it.
I was just there. No, I know, I'm saying that
it was a similar ending, like that's just how they
handled it on boats. Uh. It was like one of
those traumatic things where would have happened, like you don't
even react. I just kept laughing. Was like okay, okay,
what kind of bird was it? It was a seagull?
A seagull? Yeah, because they were just messing. We're trying

(25:20):
to get a bunch of fish for bait. Yeah, just
the idea though that someone's like, let me just bare hand.
It was not the first or last time that it was.
That's his way of doing that. Remember his name, Like
Billy would love for you to come back out with us.
You're like, nah, it was a robb. We got a

(25:40):
lot of fish that day. We did like he's I mean,
you know, I come from East Tennessee. So it wasn't
that shocking to me. It was just more like, oh, okay,
well that's how we're doing it. Swiftness, yeah, like just
and how clean everything was, like he just knew. I
was like, oh wow, okay, we're gonna tip him. We're
gonna tip this guy. What what kind of fish do

(26:03):
you go off for? It was a red snapper, I
think is what we're doing. And it was cool because
the club we're working at. Also, the guy was also
a guy that owned the club and restaurant. So we
took the fish, cleaned it, and then he took it
to so good they dude to rip this eagle's head off. No,
he handed it to the owner. He had other clients.

(26:23):
He was comedy club too. Know well that guy is
also a guy. But he was like, I'm I'm sending
out with the best guy in town. We're like, he's good.
Ripper do out there. Ripper was real good. Let's get
into the first and most important story of the day.

(26:44):
Chris Cuomo was insulted. He was pissed. Yeah, Cuomo's pissed.
You get he was at he was on Shelter Island
with his family and some dude just got in his
face and apparently did the thing you're never supposed to
do to an Italian man. I thought, that's what you were.
No park As Pictures from the right called me Frado.
My name is Chris Womo. I'm an anchor on C.

(27:06):
Frado's from the Godfather. It was that weak brother and
they use it as an Italian dispersion. You need you Italian.
You're a fucking insult to your people. It's an insult
to your fucking people. It's like a young word for us.
It's that a cool fucking thing. You're a much more
reasonable guy in person than you seem to be on television. Yeah,
but if you want to play, then we'll fucking play.

(27:27):
It's got something you want to say about what I
want television and say if I'm going to fall me
and say listen what I want? Any problem? You know
you're gonna have a big fucking bro what's as a
little different on teasing, Let's go fucking selfing like that
insult you called me fred It was like I call
you punk pitch you like that. You want your nickname
and call you that? I called me Fradough. I love
my name is not fucking Frado. Your name was. You

(27:48):
did not think my name was fucking Fredough. I'd be
a lie. I think I want to be give a
hand stand up like a man. I'm trading up man.
I'd be a man sucking own it. Then on what
you said, Hey, they know what you said. Let's say
with you. You're to have a fucking from what are
you all about? Something? I'll throw you down these stairs
like a pump you know you can, why don't you

(28:09):
do it? Okay, So Chris Cuomo, clearly he's very strong,
and his masculinity whatever that video has been suppressing his
strong like bronx accent. I don't know what that is whatever. Yeah,
and he's also demonstrating he does not know what a
racial slur is, right when he goes, you're calling me Fredo. Yeah,

(28:33):
that's like the N word for Italians coming to the
N word is you got to really come strong but wrong. Yeah.
I mean, if you're gonna if you're gonna swing on
that pitch, it better be a big swing because he
went for a bunt on that one. I mean, yeah,
it's just it's all based off of that Michael Corleone's
brother from The Godfather. Fredo was like, you know, I

(28:55):
get it he was lame, but for it to have
that much weight for someone and to actually then shame
another Italian American, He's like, good, that's a slur against
our people. Like, yeah, I didn't realize that. I mean
I guess in a way, Uh, you know, Godfather is Cannon.
Yeah yeah, um, something tells me that's not the first

(29:18):
time he's been called but possibly well, he said punk's
on the right or something right. I mean, like that
person who walks up to a famous person and like
insults them, is like, what's wrong with you? Well? This
person is like, uh, you want to be right wing?
Got you like who? He seemed like a natural comedian. Yeah,

(29:42):
it's pretty funny. Yeah, So I mean, you know what's
funny is Sean Hannity actually was like, you know what,
Chris Cuomo doesn't have to apologize for anything. This is
his tweet, he said, I say good for Chris Cuomo.
He's out with his nine year old daughter and his
wife and this guy is being a jackass in front
of his family. In my humble opinion, Chris Cuomo zero
to apologize for. He deserves you. I'm just really glad.

(30:03):
That's where Shawan Hannony decide to like the hill he
decided to die, and he's like, you know what, I'm
going to break ties with my party for a second.
Everything else is going great. Everything to say something about this,
It's like it's like that meme of the two arms
locking in like a you know from like your son
of a bit from were on one side and say

(30:23):
fox News, the other side says CNN and the fist
grab Fredo is a slur. You know what. We don't
fucking agree on a lot, but that's fucking disrespectful. There
was a girl with curly blonde hair like me who
my friend called a fucking Ramen noodle head, and um,
I kind of thought it was really funny though. It's

(30:47):
like he was like that fucking Ramen noodle head and
I was like, Hey, I have blonde curly hair too.
That being said, I would never say, hey, does your
mom have blonde curly hair? Yeah, so you're disrespecting people, right, yeah,
just insane in any way comparing it to the end
word would be right insane. Hey, well he's a tough

(31:09):
guy we found out, and you know, good for him,
I guess. But the the ram were was that around
like when Justin Timberlake had his hair that looked like
Raman noddles. Cause I feel like that was a very
involgue his hair really yea, because's talking about a wet
a wetness to it and like the tips were so
frosted they could only be mistaken for uncooked rama noodles.

(31:31):
I'm sure that Chris Cuomo's wife and daughter were thrilled
that he chose to take it to the mats on
this one and then just like letting it roll off.
I mean he was doing the thing that like rich
people who want to act tough do, which is like
say everything except get violent, or like if you know
people who are like who are about that ship there

(31:53):
typically or just like, no, my ego has been damaged
and I'm just going to react violently, where he's like,
I'll fucking throw you down the stairs. Is that not enough? Uh?
Fuck you to eat me? He said he picks chunks
of people like me out of his stool. No he didn't.
Yeah he did when I worked at ABC News. He's
just he's a very friend. He picked chunks out of

(32:16):
his stool. It's like one of the things that falls
apart right away for breakfast, so you examine your stool.
I'm having some some sort of bowel things right now,
and the doctor says I need to send Look, look,
fuck you kids. I do think that um like toxic

(32:39):
masculinity is inherently unattractive, like guys who are going to
pick a fight with someone I like, just from a
female standpoint, I think that's actually repulsive, like which I
don't think you can know, unless you're in that moment,
we're like, oh my god, no, you're being so pathetic
right now, Like the strong move is just to walk away. Right.
Obviously there's like circumstances where that's not the case, but

(33:02):
for the most part, like fighting someone on vacation, right
but who knows. His wife was like, oh my gosh,
it's right now, BRONI down the stairs, Christopher. There's a
story that echoes something I had heard Trump has done

(33:24):
for years, that he was using an analog form of
Twitter before anyone. Yeah. Basically, when the New Yorker profiled
him and the person who wrote the story, it wasn't flatter.
I mean, it was just an honest account of spending
a week with Donald Trump and how he was just
completely empty and was like, hey, it's a pretty cool life. Huh.

(33:48):
I said that debate life, don't I How cool is
my life? Literally like that's all he kept just literally saying. Yeah.
So the guy wrote the article and then like a
couple of weeks later, he got in the mail a
he's of the article with loser written on it from
Donald Trump. Hey Tom, you are a loser, just scrawled

(34:10):
across the page because he just like gets mad at
stuff and writes on it. Yeah, well, this falls perfectly
in line with there's no way right right, excepts do
not trust her. He probably has like he's like, what
you don't know is there's also a copy for his
together in bed. He's always had a complicated relationship with

(34:33):
Justin Trudeau. Yeah, well, because Justin Trudeau has you know,
stood up to him, and he like he always says
apparently like about him, like when he's not around Trudeau
or just like you know, casually the people in the cabinet.
He's like, he always refers him as a tough guy.
He's like, yeah, he's a tough guy. This guy is
a tough guy. About Trude Trudeau, he's a tough guy.

(34:54):
Like that's like the weird nickname for him, that he
always refers to him as a tough guy, which is
of course the thing you say when you're like a
dude trying to like fight guy. Huh okay. I also
think he must be threatened by Trudeau's good looks like
that can't for someone who's so obsessed with their appearance
and the long ties in the tan. You don't even

(35:15):
talk about his hair. Um it's painted on the grease paint. Yeah,
it's like it's again, it's just too much of a
villain situation. Um, but you yeah, just to see someone
who's so almost jokingly attractive and who your daughter wants
to fuck, like that picture of just in profile and

(35:40):
she's looking at his mouth with her pen in her mouth,
the pen is dangling out of her mouth. I am
too self conscious to have ever done that in front
of a crush because it's too overtly secture, right right, right,
good God is like I'm an age seductress. My husband

(36:03):
is a giant twelve year old and I will have
sex with you that. Yeah. I wonder what Jared how
Jared feels also seeing that photo, because it's like him
just on like Chad Pills, basically bigger and bulkier and
more masculine anyway, So with Trudeau, it's the same ship. Right.
There was an issue of Bloomberg Business Week. This is

(36:24):
from seventeen in May. There's a picture of Trudeau and
the headline just said the anti Trump. So our man
tore the fucking cover off the magazine and wrote on
it in silver sharpie. And this is according to people
with direct knowledge, something to the effect of looking good.
I hope it's not true. Not a well thought out

(36:48):
response either, just hope it's not true, like that, like
you want to defeat me that you write down I
don't know. Um. And then so this was so absurd
that the Canadian Bassett thought it was prank and immediately
like reached out to the White House and was like, um, yeah,
I think we may have gotten some kind of prank

(37:09):
Like White House male. Yeah, like this is no this
that was very real, and they're like something totally disturbed person.
But then it got basically it ramped up a little
bit even more so. Then in December of Trump told
a crowd in Penciccola, Florida, that there's like, you know,
we've got a tremendous trade deficited with Canada and we've
got to we've got to write that. And you know,

(37:31):
around this time he mailed Trudeau this document, but of
course the White House one that only takes into account
like data that would only support his point very narrowly,
a document that shows that the US had a trade deficit.
And then in sharpie wrote not good exclamation point, um,
but but this whole document they say, all the enda

(37:53):
lists are like, it's only mentioning the deficit in the
trade of goods and ignored the surplus in services. So
when you combine them, it actually gives the US an
overall surplus. But it's only looking at this one piece.
So then Trudeau clapped back on his official stationary not
ripped off documents or whatever um, and wrote, Dear Donald,
it's been a busy year. Enjoy the Christmas holidays. You

(38:16):
deserve it. Oh one thing, you gave a great speech
in Pensacola, but you were slightly off on the balance
of trade with Canada, the US Treasury Department says, So
all the best for and justin. And the second page
of the letter is a print out of this like
informational page that is from the US Trade like office,
that shows exactly that there is a trade surplus. And

(38:38):
it was like, and that's the devil's kiss he gave him,
So you know, they have a very I just like
to that's the most insulting. Yeah, that's as far as
they can go. I will highlight a fact and it
will be a parent and that's all we will need
to do about He literally says, you deserve like a
good holiday, you know, what. I'm not going to say,
you don't deserve it, because Christmas should be fun for

(38:59):
everyone exactly. Probably mean to me because you're just exhausted.
The caveman like, not good, thank you. All right, we're
gonna take another quick break and we'll be right back.

(39:21):
And we're back and uh myles I personally don't give
a shit about spoilers. They kind of enjoyed a little bit.
Actually same. I'm only the first time. Once upon a
Time in Hollywood is the first movie that I'm really
really glad I didn't have spoiled for me. So thank you, sir,
because you had seen it. Like, I just don't talk

(39:43):
about anything movie wise sometime, so I'm not like everyone like,
oh I'm not gonna see anything for other people. I'm
just like that. Look, I got a lot of going
I've got a lot of tables. Man. Usually Janine Garofolo
famously said the cable guy. Yeah, but usually I don't
care air because movies stress me out right. Well, you like,
I want to know you're the same with sports too.

(40:07):
I fucking can't I need it. Like the fucking thrill
of watching sports for sure is to like live and
die by that scoreboard and you know, because you know
obviously the downside is the lowes could be just soul crushing,
but the highs like when you don't know that the
outcome and it actually becomes like legendary. Do you need

(40:28):
those need? That's when you were cool with strangers, right,
all of a sudden, being like in the space, there's
a big win and you're both like and you're jumping
up and down. Your high five just flooded with chemicals. YEA, Well,
but I guess with yeah, with TV shows and stuff,
not as bad. I think the only time would be

(40:48):
like a finale. Maybe I don't want to know. But
aside from that, like if someone you know, like I
knew the sixth cents ending before I saw it, and
I wasn't pissed. Huh, well know someone said it and
got friends who have seen sixty like one of those
things are like people you know at that time that

(41:10):
was considered like the and someone was like, yeah, he's
like fucking dead at the end, and I was like,
huh okay, and then I saw it and I was
still like all right. But to me, the journey wasn't
so much that twist, like it was everything else around it.
But anyway, I mean both that and Usual Suspects are
rewatchable movies, even oh yeah, even though they were big

(41:32):
twisty twists at the end. But anyways, Kevin Spacey fans
over here, Yes, yes, AI his maybe the selected Yeah,
well Alan iverson the answer, maybe the answer as well.
Uh wow, that's poetic that AI could be the answer
to creating a spoiler for Internet. Now, there are researchers

(41:55):
at the university you see, San Diego who have been
working on like some kind of AI algorithm to try
and basically detect spoilers and censor them so people can
like just fearlessly go into an article and make sure
like anything that could be a spoiler would be redacted. However,
it's a lot fucking harder than they realized, so they

(42:15):
call it spoiler net. To train spoiler net, the team
went looking for large data sets of sentences containing spoilers
spoiler alert. They found none, so they created their own
by collecting more than one point three million book reviews
annotated with spoiler tags by book reviewers. The tags and
compass sentences that include spoilers and hide them behind a
quote view spoiler link in the text the reviews were

(42:38):
collected from good reads blah blah blah. So they really
found at first there wasn't really an effective way to
actually do this because there's still a lot of issues,
especially with like semantic nuances. So they said, in addition,
the same word may have different semantic meetings in different contexts.
For example, green is just a color in one book review,
but it can be the name of an important character

(43:00):
and a signal for spoilers in another book. Identifying and
understanding these differences is challenging. So they're sort of saying, like,
we have something imperfect, but it almost seems that even then,
the bigger picture here is that it's like, yeah, it
might be very hard to do this, or you're gonna
have to feed this thing a lot more data before
I can start picking out stuff like that. So the

(43:21):
conclusion of their scientific study is like science is hard.
Science is hard. This is tough. This is tough, dude. Honestly, like,
come on, man, don't bust my balls about this, dude.
It's a good idea when we thought about it, thanks
to talk Free Snacks outside. Yeah, but they did run
it on a few single sentence reviews about TV shows

(43:43):
and it was able to detect spoilers at a seventy
So it's not like that's not that perfect, but but
it is getting better and better. But yeah, I think
that's where they're really realizing. It's like, okay, we've got
to train this ship. I mean, that's pretty good. I
only read sentence long reviews for The Red and was
that they were trying to also have applications for it

(44:03):
on Twitter, so that way you can, like if you
you know, if you're doing it through the browser, it
could be like a browser plug in that could just
be running as you because the spoiler can sneak up
on you. Yeah, going through your timeline, you know, in
between case I da picks. Hey man, spoilerler might come
up when you're in l A dude, I'll take you
to the case it is spot you'll cry. No ship, really,

(44:25):
it's just so loaded. It's loaded, so you're gonna get
fucking listeria. Dude. Cool. You know that's the way I
want to go out. No spoilers, No, there's some there's
some really next level just like clock your whole soul.
Let's case it is. But but also just personally, do

(44:47):
you want an AI plus percent uh spoiler a. I
I feel like it's only improved my life in the
ways I don't know about, like where it's happening in
like medical whatever. I'm like, I'm not one who's like, funk,
I need an AI solution to like my human problem,
like of my day to day life. I think there

(45:08):
are probably ways that it's already helping with, like navigation apps. Yeah,
that sh I'm like fine with. But I've never been
like the well, because the whole thing is God forbid,
you don't fucking look at your phone for a few
hours or just say the funk off Twitter or Facebook,

(45:30):
where the spoilers normally reside, and I think that speaks
more to people's inability to get to log the funk off. Right.
It's also kind of this uh kind of foisting responsibility
onto everyone who is not me to say, like, I
haven't seen uh whatever, Like I haven't seen the last
episode of Lost, so the billions of the rest of

(45:51):
you shut the funk up until Thursday. Yeah, it's weird.
It's just like that for you, right, I guess what
the fucker they were dead the whole time? Wait? What? Yeah?
Or ory? Okay, So I think the terrible example for that.
But you guys see what I'm saying. Yeah, of course,
of course people who like read a lot about a

(46:14):
movie or a show and then are mad when I
get spoiled for them. It's like, yeah, what why is that?
Let me read the wiki on my own. Guy, what
is something you think is overrated? Overrated? The Internet? Hey?
Fuck the Internet? Yeah. I just think as a as
a tool, we're misusing it. I may have said this

(46:35):
before on here, but I do think like every time
I get on it, like I'm like, I'm not using
this correctly. I'm using it to feel worse about something
it is. Yeah, and then the information I'm getting and
putting on my brain is pointless. It's like, how much
does the helicopter cost? You know, just just you doing well? No,
I'm not That's the thing. I'm not doing helicop I'm

(46:57):
just curious. And that's why we're like, how much does
it meg cost? Not that much as far as Meg's go.
You get one, Yeah, you get one from under a
million close to million bucks. That's pretty good. What about
a helicopter depends on the type of helicopter you can get,
like the pretty affordable ones like a hundred and fifty grand.
Oh yeah, they're like kids. They're like pretty cool. I

(47:18):
don't need a kid helicopter. We need one that if
it ship pops off for like yeo, we gotta we
might have to dust the helicopter off like a gun chip.
You want, like a hue from Vietnam? Yeah, or black
I did see. I was talking to my manager on
the phone the other day. Uh, and while we were talking,
the SWAT helicopter circled my neighborhood with the dudes hanging

(47:42):
out of it with the guns. Yeah, it was that that.
I did do a mental checklist of all the do
anything have I piste off anyone that's good at the
internet right right? And then they just kind of flew away.
You know what happened. No, that's the fun thing. I
might at that citizen app that's overrated? How about that? Yes,

(48:03):
it's overrated. It's it's like a scanner, but use it
and then they can you know, there's like real time stuff.
But last night there was a chase down my alley.
I watched it happen. They were chasing and you find
out about it like run over. No. I was coming
home from doing a set and I saw the helicopter
was like I saw the beam and I was like,

(48:25):
that's real close to like where I'm going my home. Now,
pull in and I get out, and the helicopters like
real low. And then I watched the beam and it's
going down this alley by my house, and then this
Kia Soul just flies by. Three cops fly by, and
I was like, that's pretty cool. It's like the gooony.
So I felt like, yeah, yeah, great opening scene went

(48:50):
in and I went in and my wife was like
that helicopter sounded low, and I was like, hey, there
were police cars like making stuff up again. Billy wants
the babies asleep. I think they're chasing a giant hampster
just amped up. I'm like, I love all right, that's

(49:13):
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