September 19, 2022 • 61 mins
In episode 1333, Jack and special guest host Matt Lieb are joined by comedians and hosts of Hold Up, Dulce Sloan and Josh Johnson to discuss... Window vs. Aisle... unexpectedly great museums... Friends vs. Acquaintences and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season to episode one
of Jedis like dice day production of I heart radio.
This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
into America's shared consciousness. And it is Monday September, which
of course means it is the queen's funeral baby and
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that that reaches all the way over to the United States.
And normally we would be celebrating national butterscotch pudding day
and national talk like a pirate day, but those have
been canceled, so we could be appropriately said that a
nine year old woman died of old age. Um. Anyways,
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my name is Jack O'Brien, a K. wouldn't it be
nice if there weren't royals? Then they wouldn't have to
lock Arbi, and wouldn't it be nice to cook him
in oil in USA, said everybody likes you know, Britain
would be so much nice, sir, without a King or
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queen or even a kaiser. Wouldn't it be nice? Thank you,
two case Aikin. Especially appreciate the shout out to the
fact that they closed bike racks for the death of
the Queen. You weren't allowed to lock your bike. Uh,
just as tribute. I guess people got their bike stolen
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as tribute. That's such a specific rule. You can't, you can,
you can ride a bike, but you can't park it safely.
Can't park it safely. You know, everybody has to be focused. Um. Well,
I'm thrilled to be joined by a very special guest
co host, a very funny comedian you know from good
mythical morning the star wars show. He's the CO creator
of news broke, the host of the podcasts the FRODCAST
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and pod yourself a gun. It's Matt Lee, Matt Lee,
a k a two matts, enter, one Matt Lee. Let's up, guys,
and also pod yourself a gun is uh. We finished
all the sopranos episodes. That's a rewatch podcast. Now it's
pod yourself the wire, and we're talking about yourself the wire,
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the wire now, which is uh, it's just another show
on HBO. That happened and I think maybe the only
one that's better than the Sopranos. I think so. I
think so. I think it's a little bit better. But
you know, there's a lot of mixed opinions on the wire,
but for the most part I think everyone agrees it's
a good show, as far as I can tell. Yeah,
we might even talk about a little TV later on,
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because we're thrilled to be joined by two hilarious stand
up comics, the host of the very funny podcast hold
up with duls say Sloan and Josh Johnson, in which
they debate things like movies verse TV, Chocolate Versus Vanilla,
windows see vers ile, sea conscious, rappers, club bangers. Great Show.
Everybody should go check it out. You also know them
as a correspondent and writer from the daily show respectively.
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Please welcome duls say Sloan and Josh on. Hello, hello,
how's it going? Good to have you guys. I really
enjoy your podcast. Oh, thank you. I we enjoy making it,
so it's good that we're not alone in this. It's
nice to see, you know, a debate show in two
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where people are debating the real issues, the real issues.
You know, chalcol versus Vanilla. What do you what is uh?
Where do you guys? Land on Aisle seat versus? Uh,
you know, the window seat. I'm window because I'm a
good person. I'm ile because, in case anything goes sideways,
I want to be the first to leave everyone behind. Okay,
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just climbing over people. Easier in the aisle to get
out of the plane. I'm sure in a window you're
pretty much trapped. That's true. Yeah, this is how I
know for a fact that you're trapped in a window seat.
There was a guy. Did you ever hear? But you
can stop me if you've already heard the story, but
I think is from and there was this guy on
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a flight with his wife, right, and in the middle
of the flight he falls asleep. While he's asleep, this
is when they had the old iphone, the one that
could use the fingerprint. So as he's asleep, his wife
takes his phone and like grabs the finger and just
gently opens his phone and finds everybody. My Man's been cheating,
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just finding everybody in the phone. Right. So he wakes
up to his ask getting whooped. Okay, just just nonstop,
like lefts, rights, everything. She throwing the kitchen sink out him.
Nobody can get her off of him. And my man
was in a window seat, so he's gonna to take
that one. If he was in an aisle, he could
run to a bathroom, he could he could run towards
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the exit door, maybe pull on that a little bit,
just something. Yeah, I'd be worried if he was next
to the emergency exit, because then he'd be like, I
would doom everyone to death if it man, I didn't
have to fight with my wife. Yeah, because you've been caught,
your life is over and that window seat is you
having to sit with your punishment. I'll see, you got
some options. Definitely the worst seat for a combat scenario. Um,
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but I don't defense cheating a man for defense the
man who did not honor the sanctity of marriage and
because he was sitting in the window seat. Because you
also have to think about not the situation. It's why
she waited so they were on a plane. You understand.
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Why did she go? You know what thirty five thou
feet is when I need to find out if my
husband's cheating on me. It's not like he doesn't go
to sleep other times. Right, she sleeps probably in the
same room with him much of the time. It's my
example for what window seats are traps strategically like from
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a combat perspective, I feel like a lot like marine.
Would agree with you. Like my flying experience, I don't
think it necessarily translates. I don't like an air marshal
would ever sit in a window seat because that he
got to be like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Yeah,
he's gonna be in the aisle because he has to work.
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Anyone who's trying to get that good sleep, okay, because
I when I started flying, I trained myself. I have
to be so, that's right. You get on a plane,
because I just try to let myself during a flight. Okay,
and so get on there. Give you put yourself in
the because I'm wearing a mask on a plane. Since
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way before, people been nasty, right, people have been nasty.
People been season air been recycled. This ain't new. Chase, stop,
won't stop. I'm wearing a mask on planes because I
was on the road. Right, you put to face mask on.
Maybe I'm ask on a blanket on. You're in a cocoon,
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and then they start delivering the food and like all right,
I wake up, keep a snack, snack, go back to sleep,
and then when it's time to Oh, we landed. Yeah,
if I'm trying to get sleep, you can't be in
the aisle. Yeah, but you're not thinking of a combat scenario,
and I think that's a really good point. Like what
if you know, God forbid, you've been cheating on your
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wife and or husband, and they use your fingerprint and
then they find out? Yeah, first of all, I'm not
gonna get caught. Second, I have not had the luxury
of being in a relationship and being on a plane
at the same time. I don't have these problems. I'm
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saying is when I get on the plane, I'm trying
to hibernate, and if someone's bumping into me because they
gotta pee, so he's trying to tap me and wake
me up so they can climb over men, get up
when that cart keep knocking me in my arm. I'm
not gonna get that good American sleep and you can
get the good sleep spid, because decide the plane. Okay,
that's how you can take that sleep. Did Joshon's tell
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you that he'd be climbing over people like a monster? Look,
but before, but in people faces, look while they're in dreamland. Listen,
I am Nimble, all right, I am nimble, and they
never know. All right, well, we're gonna get to know
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you both a little bit better in a moment. Uh.
First we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of the
things we're talking about today. King Charles, the third is
going to be very bad for the monarchy. I think
we can say Um, so I just want to talk
about a little bit of his little character characteristics. We don't,
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I mean we could just we can move because, listen, all,
white man's not gonna be great for a white country.
Who let's go. We could also talk about TVs versus movies,
because I loved that episode and I think I'm pro
movies but also wrong. So we got we got a
bunch of we got a bunch of royal stuff, and
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then we also have just like debates that we could
continue having. Yes, ask someone who sounds like they descended
from the Irish. If last, do you want to sit
up and Talk About Your Colin Ozzle? In this case,
I do, because he's going to be just like a
walking piece of anti monarchy. He's gonna end it all.
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It's gonna be Great. He's not. No, he's not, because
the amount of listen, I was there for the jubilee. Okay,
I've been to this Ice Island. All right, nobody wants
to go there. If it went over the wall, if
it wasn't for these royals. Nobody will go up there
trying to go to England. They need them and people
don't want to acknowledge that. No, boy, he is going.
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I was doing showers out there. I'm like, do y'all
want to come see you? Now? You are an island
that's called who the hell wants to come here? Bro Stupid.
You need them in bred tax shelters to keep yoursm
dollars coming in here. Now we know he's gonna be
a goofball. He's gonna fall down or something, break a hit,
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catch Jesus, and then we're gonna have the ball when
to come in. The one we want to be there
is not gonna be there. So you know one of
Diana Children's gonna show up? Is Not the one with
a full head of hair marries it a very black woman.
So yeah, no, I think that's probably very accurate. I
think there are reasons to think he's he actually threatens
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the monarchy, though, like to be like everything he said
is right and I think there are reasons to suspect
that he is that unlikable. Like it's it's almost like
he was raised in a lab to be the most
unlikable human being ever the way that white people who
got understand how the world works is if you think
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this one man it's gonna be able to take down
an institution it's been around since years, had three numbers.
None of You'all are paying attention. People Love Them. Okay,
if they have to kill him to keep this going,
they will do it's already might have to. He started
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messing with Camilla. I already thought that he can kicked
out of the line of succession right. Already thought we
were gonna LEAP FROG over him. Yeah, everybody thought that.
They're like King Charles. I'm like, how, what happened? Black,
where's Diana? So like obvious, confused like y'Allna Camilla, the mistress.
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This is not the first time my mistress became queen.
Praise Scott. I'm saying is I thought he got kicked
out the line of succession. Yeah, but now that this
Dumbo of a man is king, it don't matter. They
have no power. It doesn't matters a whole. Prime Minister,
there's a House of Lords. It's all kind of Tories,
all kinds of ship it's already they do nothing. You
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can't destroy something when you have no power. It's gonna
look bad. What's going to look bad? Prince Andrew Don't
already look bad? I mean they let Prince Andrews stay
of Prince is. They're fine. Let that man keep his title.
It's fine. You're worried about the wrong ships, the new
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haul and old on. There come and worry about that. Okay,
it's too hot and too called at the same time.
Piece of good news we allow ourselves that dish is
becoming the king, I think, like a good king could
stop the hole nose on layer though, you know, like
if he really put his mind to it, but he'd
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have to have authority. Yeah, he has authority from God.
That's how the royal he could ask God, like God,
Oh good, I can't do their accent, but it and
then God. You know, it's like cool, Bro, you didn't
even believe what you just said, I believe. Before we
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get to any of that, we do like to ask
our guests, what is something from your search history that
is revealing about who you are what you're up to? Josh,
you got anything from your search history to fight a scorpion?
Search history? Josh isn't Arizona, so he might be fighting
M in Arizona. I did look up museums today because
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I really museum here. I try to go to museum
in every city that I go to enjoy it when
you're there. About Museum. We went to in England museums. Wait, wait, wait,
what museum? The are you talking about? Herods? Are you
talking about now? The Hin Museum? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we
went to duels and I went to a museum in
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England and it was it was chaos because, first of all,
this is the thing. Okay, it is a good setup
of a museum. It's very big, it's it's daunting when
you walk in, but they hadn't figured out yet what
sections to make for kids and what sections to make
for everybody, because it's it was just chaos, like I'm
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pretty sure whatever little teacher that was lost at least
four of them, because I saw them all together as
a group. And the dual said that are going up
different levels of the museum and you just see a
random one running wandering around, you know, for all of
the antiquities that they've stolen. M I couldn't figure out
why there wasn't enough of them. There was a there
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was a section on clocks that was way too big
love clocks over there. They are a big they're a
big clock island. They got the big bend. You know
what it was? It's big, ben it's not as big
as you're thinking. Oh for real, I've never seen it.
First in a Walmart bigger than it. Yeah, I've seen
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shopping malls taller than this big bed. This bad ain't big.
I don't remember. We're from America. We have more space.
Like I thought everybody. I thought every pedestrian was gonna
get hit by a car and every car was gonna
get hit by pedestrian. Yeah, everything was too small. At
Museum was big. It was like you ever been like
aware like a loft warehouse situation? Yeah, where your friends live,
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and it's like, I understand you're getting a deal, but
like when you're in an Uber, they're like, when you
get an Uber, you might as well. It's only a
little faster than walking. It was. It was mind blowing.
We had to get three miles and it took us
like forty five minutes. I was like yeah, I was
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like Yo, but by the time we get there, someone
on foot that's fit enough could have beat us. It
was it was like it was we got to a
certain pour. We were just like let's go. Then they
had this flight simulator in there, which was weird because
it was a museum of history. Yeah, you're them inventing
fighter jets that simulator. Wait, there's an arcade in there,
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just randomly. No, no, no, no, it's literally just this
flight simulator. Hot Get into this pot. It'll go three
sixty all over to go legit go upside down to
give you no instructions on how to use it the most. Also,
it was like one was like we M as, we
have just been playing Zelda right. It was so hard
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to figure out. They were like, okay, you have to
shoot at the other jets. They didn't tell us the
other jets were just gonna bet. They got a top
gun game in the gun. It sounds like top gun Nintendo,
the Nintendo version, which was impossible and a huge disappointment,
but you couldn't find at one point, Josh is just
lifted up and I'm like Oh, ship, we're upside down.
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It was only three minutes. By the time you figure
out how to play it, it's over. And then we
got up and I went over to the because he's
like twelve pounds in the same game yeah, it's like
a million dollars, right. It's it's like fifteen bucks. If
I go over to them and I'm just like Um,
I'm gonna have to go again. What do you mean
us for having a thing and it's time, we're gonna
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have to go again, like I don't even understand this,
and the guy was just like yeah, all right. I
was like, Oh, that was yeah, he's like Oh, he's like,
I think I got a mask on the whole time.
He's like, Oh, yeah, you're amazing, I love you, you're great,
and I was like you know me from TV or
just right. Yeah, so I ask the questions again. We
figured out the second time, and I will say the
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first time that we played, that guy told us nothing
and just asked us about our day and then put
us in the pod and closed it and then we
just spun forever. And then the next one that we
got in wasn't the same guy. It was a different
pod with a woman who actually gave us some instructions.
But the first thing was like so, yeah, I think
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the day I was like my part didn't close like
it was. So what do we do? And it was
like door and I was like, well, we live here now.
So can you both? To be fair, you both give
off vibes like you have some experience in a World
War Two era fighter jet. So didn't let us. Jeff
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had been in a real redtail situation, man, and I'm
down planes. Have you found a museums in Arizona or
is there a town that you've been to that is
surprisingly a good like museum? Richmond, Virginia has the museum,
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but it's basically a museum of fine art and it's
so big because Connecticut and Richmond Virginia had just curiously
like interested people in art that we're super rich for
their times. So then they bought a bunch of art
and they left the art to the museum. So I
think it was like JP Morgan left a bunch of
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his personal collection to this museum in Connecticut, I think.
And then the Richmond one just has you know, that's
like old, old money. So then they've been, you know,
using art to skip taxes and all this stuff like that,
and so then that museum is fire. The Richmond one
is the best one that's been to. That was a
regional oneas museum in Seattle. Yeah, I love that. And
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then there's the corning glass museum in Corning New York
is great, but one of my favorite museums that I've
been to is the mustard museum in Madison Wisconsin. Museum
just just about mustard, like just every type of mustards flavors. Well,
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this over here is our yellow wing, is the yellow
mustard containers and stuff from like do you get to
try take samples? And like me and my homeboy David produe,
he's an amazing comic in Atlanta. Uh, he was like,
because they're like only, like he said, you only do
like two or three samples it. Smile on this man's
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face with the samples we want, and just like's face.
And I had all of the flavors of mustard, which
route beer mustard, which is very unnecessary, and that sounds
like the taste of violence. It's stupid. And I was like, Oh,
if a tree fought with a leaf, so like that's
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what that tastes like. They have like blue cheese mustards,
like hot mustards, like other mustards, and like we got
a blueberry mustards and I was like why so blueberry?
At some point you're just inventing flavors to just justify
the existence of the museum. You know, they didn't invent these,
these were things that are sold. Wow, people actually buy
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blueberry mustards, bloomberry mustard, and they were like, Oh, we
should let people try this. That's not their brand. Somebody's
out there the streets selling bacon flavor mustard and they
were like, Oh, this is stupid. Do you get to
try it on a sandwich, like like a Ruben or
like a stawanty sandwich, or they just a little spoone? Okay, alright, alright,
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makes it porth it, because if it was, I was
gonna say I do it for a spoon. Would just
be the taste of root beer and mustard and metal
and you want to fight everyone. Museum. That's one of
the plastic schools that they give you when you go
get like trying ice cream. But yeah, I like music too, Um,
because when you're on the road you're like, well, can't
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be in this room. Yeah, and one doesn't start until
eight and it's eight am right. Yeah, and you're alone.
It's either you're alone or you're with the feature and
you're just like people. I'm just want to bring their
own features. Is because one, you know, your feature is
funny too, because we've all been saddled with the feature.
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I'm just like that's why now, when I go on
the road, I make them, Um, I have to approve
my features. If they won't let me bring somebody, they
want to support you, which I get because that's how
I got on. But it's like sometimes they'll send me
tapes and I'm like, none of these people. You can
follow them off with somebody else and bring them my
(22:29):
own feature. I will not go through this. Wi Me
to suffer to your local talent. Will you bring your
own feature? And you end up being in the mall
of America and then you find out that this place
that they've been telling you about since you were a child,
it's not you didn't like it. You don't like that
it's a roller coach that. But like there was one
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night we were there and there's like a nickelodeon theme
park in there as well, and the first night right
there was a Friday, and somebody had like I was like, Oh,
I want to get on this roller coaster and I
was like what out for a private man? Wait a minute,
how much does it cost to buying parking mall? Who
(23:13):
is his dad? And can't I marry him. I parking
on all money. I mean, yes, are we in the Midwest,
but it can't be cheap. It's got to be a
couple of grandst three roller coasters. You have to guarantee
more money to them in the moment than they might
make that day. And then the mic money is more right.
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And then this is still covid yeah, so the mall,
it's like a couple of months ago and then you're like, oh,
what's the mall of America, and have a bunch of
I saw seven lead stores. It's mostly are, mostly so
there's only two hundred stores in this mall right, there's
(23:56):
only three plus size clothing store it and I was
I was like I wanted to show those like I'm
looking at my audience. It's kind of stores. Yeah, telling
me about America. Had A rainbow in there. I didn't
even carry plus size calls. was like, do they know
what the demographics are right here there in the Midwest,
(24:20):
baby girl. Okay, have you ever done West Nayak? Yes, okay,
last time I did West Nyak, it was outside. They
had an inflatable look. This is what we should do.
We should go to west Nayak together, because this would
be so much fun because it's it's just big enough
that it is wild, but it's not so big that
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you can't see everything. I did West Nayak, like I
think it was last month, and you now they have
the indoor go cards there. No, Yo, they got the
indoor go cards. And as I'm walking up, so I've
I've packed too much as well, because I was staying
over the night and so I had my backpack with
me and I was like maybe I should go to
the hotel, maybe I should do go cards. Out I'm
(25:00):
walking over to the go carts. They say, they claim
that the God cards in that in that track can
go fifty five hour, which is too fast. Then that's inside.
You can't go that fast past the school and the
school's how side. Yeah, don't you technically need a driver's license? Yeah,
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you would think so. And so then I'm walking up
and as I'm walking up, in my head I'm like,
because you don't know me, but I don't drive like
I'm just I'm a terrible driver. But go carts is
the one thing that I'm like, Oh, this is like driving,
but it's like low stakes enough that I can let
myself relax, because when you're driving in the world. You're
in a car, like you're in a chair that could
kill somebody. Yeah, I mean like I feel like with
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go carts. It's just like we're just having fun. I'm
walking up and as I'm walking up, I hear this
loud screech, which is one kid basically drifting, like he
really was going Hella, Hella fast. That's the fastest I've
seen a gold card go. And then he cracked ashes
into the wall and you just see almost like out
of a movie, like out of a hallvark movie where
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the kid dies. You just see his helmet bounce, like
he crashed into the wall so hard that his helmet
flew off, bounced off the wall and then just bounced
onto the track. And I thought this is gonna be
a very lighthearted telling of a beheading story. At first
(26:27):
I'm glad that his head was no longer in the home. No, no,
the helmet flew right off, became a projectile and then
bounced to a stop and it even spun when it
was bouncing. And so then I walk up and everyone
has stopped now, like the other other people stopped driving,
like everyone is just kind of quiet. And then he
is holding his head because he's feeling for the helmet
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and he's realizing it's not on his head anymore. And
then he gets up and someone runs up like, Oh
my God, you like everyone's freaking out and he's like Oh, yeah,
I'm fine. At he was more embarrassed than anything, and
so he wraps himself and starts walking off the track
and actually got some collaps like like they were like
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like the other parents were just like Oh, they held
up the three singers for Dale Earnhardt, like yeah, but yeah,
I did not do go cards, but we should do
them if we went back. Oh it's that smart. Um.
I want to have crash go cards when I was
nine because they thought I was older than I was
and had big boots for nine year old. And then
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uh me and lace was opening for me down in Greenville,
Soft Carolina, and they had one was like, you know
fun how it was like the arcade. We got bumper boats,
we got then go cart track and then them called
slick track. Right me and lace was talking to the
girl and they're like, okay, it's like eight dollars. Like
the prices were so cheat. Me and lace, I think
we did everything like four times. Right, a lace layby
(27:55):
is Um amazing to hilarious on the roads, just a
a G T. She had to roast time Um, and
so we're like, oh, slick track. We're like wait, what's
slick track? And the girl goes Oh, UM, gets the track,
that slit. She's like, so when you're on the track driving,
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it's slick and we're like gotch thank you. And then
we get out there and what they did? So it's
a drift track. Right, all the tires on the cars
are bald and they have put some type of oil
or something down on this asphalt, because you're just sliding
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all over. Then that sounds incredibly fun. It was fun.
There was a group of teenagers that was so awful
that other teenagers did not want to ride when they
were going because the teenagers running the thing. We're like
you can't go again, like the bad kids from an
eighties movie, like yeah, all right, let's take a quick break,
(29:06):
we'll come back. We'll keep finding out search history, overrated, underrated.
We'll be right back. And we're back and I will
say dull, say, you did what, you have gotten your wish.
(29:27):
We will not be talking about or King Charles in
today's episode. Like talking about my columnar. Do you have
anything from your search history? Look at my Third History
Little Uh Huh. You ever just seen someone who really
mediocre but successfully? You're just happy. M Yeah, I'm assuming
(29:54):
we're not going to get a name on that one.
I looked up Greek Peek mountain resort. Greek peak mountain resort,
because I gotta add on my instagram about a gravity
mountain coaster. I wanted to see what is. What's a
gravity mountain like a roller coaster, but there's no change,
(30:16):
like you just go up and then it's like you
go through the mountains. I'm gonna see if I can
find the post for it. Uh. Is the fact that
there's not a chain good? It seems worse. I mean
they probably have to have some type of changes to
get you up, because all all roller coasters work off gravity. Anyway. Yeah,
it's just you get on the right at the top
of the that first time it seems like yeah, there's
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there's still a tracks, so you're on track. I found
one before because we're gonna go last year for my
homeboy's birthday, but I had to go out of town. Um,
so there's one like you're in the mountains of New York.
You have like pedal and I was like, I don't know,
because some of them like it's two hours or four hours.
I'm like, who the hell is trying to pedal for
four hours? Yeah, right, yeah, you're on a coaster. It also,
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I think rides are more fun if it's not at
a place where you're like they are engineers and lawyers
and risk assessment like assessors have all been through this
and made sure that nothing bad is going to happen.
Like this feels a little rustic and you have the
fun of a roller coaster. Is the fear of death,
which you know, I don't really I don't mess the
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roller coasters because my my body should not experience as
those types of g forces. Um, I've been a roller
closed and they're like this isn't for me. Um, you
have to understand as a woman and as a black
person who walks the nature, I'm always worried that someone's
gonna kill me. I don't I don't like to do
it for fun. I don't like to test my h
just my adrenaline, you know. I like to just really
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put my fighting flight in situations where he needs to
be activated, right, you know, it's like just in the
middle of a roller coaster and activates your fight or flight.
You pull a knife out for no reason. Yeah, I
was at a knife in my personal don't get me like,
I don't need to be trying to fight a roller
coaster in the middle of somewhere. Also, it's like I
remember some of the boy had, like you know, there's
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always like the Batman Roller Coaster where your feet hang
down some a little. By his hat came off and
he jumped in and then he got his head got
knocked off. It's a couple of years ago. Yeah, he
jumped over like the four because they're like the Parker's
lable of the Parker's label, and the park went hauled up.
He climbed over a multiple walls that said do not
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come in here with little stick figures getting their heads
knocked off on them, all of that. So if I
don't bring your ass back here, right, there's even somebody
don't bring your ass back here, there's multiple signs, there's
multiple warding and stay do not bring your little last
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back here. And he jumped over all of that four
the hat and then what they said was gonna happen, happen. Yeah, see,
this is why you need seven stores. New Hat. Apparently
need seven lid stories in front of in the six flags,
because that's how that goes down. I remember when, was
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it Hershey Park in Pennsylvania, and had when of those
rides when your legs came down, and so I was
sitting in the middle and so this is the ones
where it comes down over and so they're checking everybody
and he didn't check and he was like yeah, you're good,
you're good. You know, some teenager, I don't give a ship.
And so I was like, can we check money? Like,
you're fine, and I went well, listen and I pushed
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on it and it just lifted up, but mine wasn't locked.
I hadn't said anything and it was just about to
start going and he was like old so he had
to stop the rock. He wouldn't told old boy not.
He flicked the switch make sure I was secured all
the way down. If I had to say something, I
would not be here because some fourteen year old almost
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let me die. Some helper face bastard. I'm gonna let
me meet the most big Um. But yeah, it's uh,
this Greek peak mountain. Where is it? Not In Greece? No,
it's in Courtland, New York, and so apparently they have
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like a like four hours from here. They have like
zip lines and stuff like that. I don't know if
I'll do a zip line because you know, it requires
a lot of upper body strain. No, it's mostly it's
just you're just you're just hanging the ZIP lining. I
did it one time and it was it was it's
really fun. They just harness you and right your your
harness stand and you're just like flying in the air.
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And it's a sitting one. I did the sitting one.
There was one where you could like do the superman
like laying and I was like no, I'm I'm too scared.
I'm too scared to do that holding up your own body,
like your yourself like a pull up high school. You
don't gotta hold up yourself. Oh, you're like trapped in, trapped,
(34:57):
you're just trapped in. Yeah, there's somewhere like yeah, there's some.
The one where you lay, I don't see how people
do that because even if they tell you to just lay,
you're probably gonna want to look up, which is at
least going to require some next strength forward, and then
the other one, the one you're talking about dules. They've
seen before, where it's like they have this this I
don't know how to describe it, but it's it's almost
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exactly the one where you just sit but you're holding
these handles and it's and it's like, I don't know
if it has any control over the ZIP like because
the zip line is just straight. But you know, I'm
talking about where it's like you hold it while you're
going down. And then there's somewhere you just strip hang
like a baby, and one of those baby. Yeah, I've
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only done the ones where you hang like a little baby.
I don't think I would willingly go on anything where
it's like my life is in my own hands. You know,
I'm not. I'm not doing that, because I might just
you know, sometimes you just get impulsive and you go
like well, I could die like this, and then boom,
what is something you think is overrated? Um, m HM, oh,
(36:05):
it is like a here it is. I think that's Oh, yeah,
that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, where it's like kind
of like being in a swing. Right, I could, I can,
I can focus with that. Ah, man, all the things
I really think you're overrated. I can't stay on here
without getting withoutetting attacked online. Um Uh, it's something I
think that's overrated. That will keep me safe at night.
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H Bananas. Bananas are overrated. Yeah, M Hmm. You just
don't like them. MHMA. Episode of the podcast that came
out just last week was banana MS plantains. M M.
guess what side l loser door, Josh Johnson, don't you
(36:53):
dare to me. And Josh, I'm assuming you're on the
other side of it with a love, but now now
you think you the favorite food of the minions. Was
gonna help you, baby boy. I love the millions, but
I hate God. How about you, Josh? What something you think?
(37:21):
It's overrated? Um, okay, just because of the way that
it varies, because of the spectrum at play, I think
that the idea of going to get a massage is
overrated because unless you're going to a place that you know,
that knows you, that you have like your because if
you strap have a person that's like hey, they know
(37:42):
the knots in my back, they know like all this
stuff and this is about to be a dope massage,
going to get massages is still taking your life into
your own hands. It's still rolling the dice because you
don't know. I remember I got a massage one time.
I got I think it was a Swedish one, whatever,
and in my head I'm treat myself whatever, right, but
(38:03):
straight up, as as as I'm giving the massage. I
don't know what happened, but this person clearly stopped giving
me the massage for a minute, went outside, was on
their phone. Must have got bad news, because they beat
my ass where they came back in there, like they
worked out. I wish, I wish I had a bad back,
(38:25):
so it would have worked something without I'm I'm living
all right, and they beat me senseless, just clearly working
out the frustration of whatever they were talking about on
the phone. And they didn't keep the time too, which
is usually a good thing. That's usually a huge treat
when you get a little fifty minutes and you get
every extra minute on on. That massage was a travesty
(38:48):
like and I don't I don't have anything near me,
so I just assumed the time is correct. You know,
my face is and the thing and I bought an hour.
So I'm sure that this is just maybe because it
hurts so bad, can't you? You can tell them like hey,
because you're a little softer, or I spoke up a
couple of times. I didn't really do what I would
(39:10):
just take the pain. I'll just be like yeah, okay.
You know, first when they came back, I was like
they were so rough that I was like, okay, maybe
this is a spot because they feel it in real
time like they feel your Oh, your tents here, let me,
they know something you don't know. Yeah, but no, that
didn't seem to be the case, because I even tipped
and she was like thank you, like what happened to you?
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Sometimes the thing that happened? When you say certain things,
I'm like, I'm not Studon Jos, oh mind, we did
not pay for US thought. I kind of get your
all answer now, because you are put in combat situations
in the weirdest moments, like I guess. So, yeah, this
is another situation, because this is this is actually why,
(40:00):
anytime something happens and I'm with another person, I get
so excited because I'm like, you won't believe me if
this had happened to just me. You know, it's like
when I was so I was with Logan Logan was
and I were doing a show in New York. This
is like when we were doing carolines and Logan was
staying at the even hotel, so I went over to
hang out with him. We were going to record some
(40:20):
of our podcasts, and then we're in the elevator. Is
what comes all the elevator and it's like, yeah, you know,
I just moved different than New York. She's like talking
all the folk while she's over here. I just moved
Dif from New York. Like they talking about they ain't
got a safe for my gun here, like what kind
of hotel is this? And in my head I'm like,
I'm glad Logan is here, because if I had just
(40:44):
rolled up all people telling them this story, they'd be like, Josh, Josh,
clearly you have mental illness you're dealing with. I believe
that story. I believe that story. I believe that story
all the way because as someone think can carry, as
someone who wishes they could carry a gun at all time, um,
(41:05):
because you can't carry a gun in New York because
who knows why. But listen, you don't know what. Sometimes
you got to pull a gun on somebody. I mean
I don't know what kind of I mean. Hey, like
I said, I'm a woman in America. You already told me.
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Like listen, because, like I said on twitter one day
and I was like, so, y'all got self the fifth classes, Mace,
boom six tasers, don't walk alone at night, don't dress
a certain way, you women, all of these things to
not be attacked, right, but as soon as the woman
gets attacked, nobody believes her. Yeah, yeah, those things can't
(41:51):
be true. Yeah, you can't just be selling a bunch
of big foot equipment and then with somebody's like, Hey,
I caught big foot. That's a plausible all right, you
need to stop being ridiculous. You'RE gonna get ten FT
by four Ft. just what he was here for. You're like,
that's just a dude suit. Now, yeah, because y'all don't
(42:15):
want to believe us. Now, I gotta say strapped up.
I will say what's crazy about people. were all raised different.
We all like have different temperaments, live different lives or whatever.
Everyone knows how to act when a gun is pulled off.
You could have the worst home training of all time
and still somehow you get real polite. You're pretty agreeable. Sir,
(42:41):
can I call you sir? How much of my money
would you like? I do have an a t M
card in case. I don't know. Listen, that's why I
trying to keep at least a hundred dollars on me,
like hey, man, I ain't got it, but here's something.
Here's just enough for you to not want to shoot me. Anyway,
some guy tried to rob my brother. He was with
(43:02):
his friend and like snow in Atlanta, like nobody outside
except this one dude who was robbing people. He had
in the snow and it was it wasn't. It wasn't
when Jesus carried you. And so he had saw the guy,
because like he's friend of taking money out the a
t m so he could pay his bills. And so
(43:25):
the guy saw my brother's friend take the money off
the a t m. So he's like giving your money.
He's like, I don't have it. He's like, I think
I just saw you taking money off, and then he
looked at my brother and he was like give me
a money. My brother's like, I don't have anything. I
Pore Dude with I because, like the dude took, like
(43:45):
he took that through his money. He took his phone whatever.
My brother was like, I have nothing, because my mom
was like how do you stop a phone in a while,
and he's like, I told him I am ship. He
believed me, but I think he only believed them because
he just took too when of dollars in the phone
from this other dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, and then
it might have been a different situation. If he didn't
(44:08):
get nothing from me to one of them, he might
have been real mad. But if he's like, I got
a phone, I think it is his friend didn't go. Yeah,
you do, like that's it, like sing, you trying our robbery.
I'm going down down all right. Back my friend in
(44:31):
Savannah got robbed at it. It was a group of
being got robbed. So already it's a little embarrassing because
they're like they're like three dudes get robbed by two dudes. Yeah,
and then the guy said, the guy said he had
a gun, but he never showed it and didn't have
it in his hand when he was, you know, when
(44:51):
he was trying to like roll up on him. And
so then the biggest dude in the bunch, the biggest dude,
so he rose up and he's like hey, you know,
come up everything and you know I got a gun.
Don't make me show with Blah, Blah Blah. And so
there's a moment where clearly the robber has lost full confidence,
where he's like, I hope they believe me. Then there's
(45:11):
a moment where my friend is like does he have
a gun? And then it all, like, the whole silence
gets broken by the biggest dude out of them grabbing
his whip and being like here you go, and what's happened?
They were just like, I guess you've just decided how
this dance is gonna go. And then afterwards they those dudes,
run off with their wallets and stuff, and then he
(45:34):
asked me. He's like, what is wrong with you? Why
would you? They like didn't they didn't have they at
least didn't have the guns in their hands. In that
moment they're just two dudes in our faces right and
then I'll never forget this dude because he's big, but
he's like why would you do that? What's wrong? Then
he goes. I was in shock this I was this shock.
(46:00):
I didn't know what to do. He didn't want no problems.
Thank God, I've never been that situation, you know it's
because you want to think you'd be like no, dude,
I knew he first moved to Atlanta, Birmingham and dude
rolled up bottom want a gun and was really like hey,
you know what this is, and he was like, man,
(46:21):
come on, I just moved here. He was like, okay,
give me your ship. He was like is good. It's
like you know you're really giving your city of a
bad name right now. All right, just give me a
week to move my ship in Bro at least to me,
like I gotta get a new car. I don't even
know my address and everything. And the guy was like no, man,
I don't care. All right, we'll help me open some branctices.
(46:45):
At least needs to be rebuilt. Damn it, here I
don't even know my address. All right, let's take a
quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back. And
(47:12):
you were saying, I want this to be like just
helpful for people. Is it gonna Sound Not Nice? Probably,
but I don't I think we have to start acknowledging
the levels of relationships we have with people, because I
think now we're all trying to call each other friends,
(47:35):
and I think that's not helping anybody. I think the
term acquaintance needs to come back uh, coworkers. I think
we need to acknowledge that there's limits there. You know
someone that I just know. Sure, like we're familiar. There's
like familiar acquaintance friends you know, like I think coworkers like.
(47:58):
I think we need to start reinstituting these levels of
like knowing people, because I think peoples like now because,
like with social media, you feel like you know people
when you don't really know them and it's creating a
false sense of like familiarity with people, because there's a
lot of comments that I have to delete on my
(48:20):
social media because somebody thought they said something funny. So
I was talking about like sins. I'm like, Um, I
had put up like I think it was a something
for the emmys, right, and some guy commented. He was
like well, did you really go to the emmies that
we're just sitting there and hold your slippers, and I'm
like elete right. Also, if someone says something, this is
(48:45):
a fun little fact, if someone says something rude to
you on the Internet on your page, you don't have
to engage. They came looking for you. You don't know them.
M Right. You know how you get rid of a
rude comment on instagram where the spam? It disappears immediately. Anything.
(49:12):
I don't like spam, and then I block them, and
then I block them. I blocked. My favorite thing is
the black people. You say one slick thing, bitch, jail
off to jail. Dude, turn into a monarch when you're
banishing them. Fish is also like hey, I tell you twitter,
(49:38):
these robots races. Yeah, I have them, require no work,
because I was like because basically, if you reported as
any other thing, it's like this is how this person.
I'm a big mute guy. I go mute every time.
I don't block because I don't give people the satisfaction
of the block, because then they post like Oh, I
(49:59):
guess they clear in the little online debate. But if
you just mute them, they're just talking to themselves for months.
Sometimes it's great. I'll check in on them too and
they'll still be mad and I'm like, all right, I'm
living rent, rent free because because you're not engaging drives
people fucking crazy. I love it. But as soon as
(50:20):
you're blocked is then you can't you can't continue the conversation.
But I don't know. But I'm saying the crazy guy
who's saying the racist stuff, he's gonna he's gonna just
move on to another target. You Mute Him and then
you're still the target for a while and he's just
in his room going why hasn't she responded to my
(50:43):
that's the worst kind of jail. That's a jail right twitter.
I don't go on twitter because the hellscape and to
this day I still don't know how they actually works,
but for me it's that whole. Well, they couldn't handle
a little bit once I blocked like my friends know,
(51:05):
I'm very good at like cutting off some people. Like
cutting someone off if they had been hurtful or disrespectful
to me and if they don't feel like they need
to apologize and are going to apologize, then you no
longer get friends with me, because friend breakups are just
regular breakups. But if you have taken the time to
(51:25):
decide that you're going to be a hot uttered ask
I I'm going to take my good time and not
fucking speak to you even when I see you, so
I don't do the mout online. I yeah like that.
You'RE gonna stand correctly in front of me and you're
(51:47):
going to see me say hi to everybody, because what
are my friends? He thinks he's doing that to me
right now and when he doesn't know that I'm all
mutual meday. Now who's gonna Talk First? I don't know.
It should be him because he started this movie, but
at the end of the day he was an acquaintance
(52:08):
with so an acquaintance. If you losing acquaintance to lose nothing,
do you have to think? Has My life changed at
all since not speaking to this man? No, has my
life changed at all? I'm not speaking to this girl. No,
if your life is not changing a significant way from
not speaking to somebody, they're really what value were they
(52:29):
adding to you in the first because people want to
act like well, you just be friends. Everybody is friends
with somebody because you get something from it, period, whether
it's you know, it's me, and me and Josh are
friends because me and Josh have a shared experience and
(52:50):
we understand each other and we laugh and we talk
or whatever. We and Josh are friends because we like
talking to each other and we understand each other. But
if it gets to a point with somebody where it's
like this isn't working or this isn't can you lose
that person? And that is fine and it can be
hurtful as it is, but you have to know if
somebody's AQUAINTANS and they're coming at you with friends. You're
(53:14):
like hey, this is like I'm that's I'm very careful
about who I give my phone number two or like,
because there somebody was like, oh, we're friends, and I'm like, Bro,
I know you because stand up. If it wasn't four,
stand up, I wouldn't know you. Do you have to.
(53:37):
Can say the same thing with my sister. I'm like, listen,
I know you because we grew up in the same house,
but like, we're not cool with each other, so stop
trying to invite me to Christmas. You know what I mean? Well,
(53:58):
not only did we not have time to get to
the stories, we didn't have time to get to our
underrated but we got plenty of great underrated. It's like
the new reporting spam, the muting people in real life,
h calling people acquaintances instead of I feel like that,
like you are an acquaintance. Is a great thing. Somebody
(54:19):
friends are collegue, colleague, something more. Colleagues, collegue, how happens
to like, don't like. We are not friends, we are
lovers and honestly, like saying lovers in this day and
age is a is a weird thing. Sometimes that's what it's.
(54:41):
Sometimes it's like people want to say friends with your lovers. No, no, no, no,
we're loving night loves in the night time. Yeah, because
it implies friendship and really it's just lovered him. Friends
of benefits. Means you were friends first. Yeah, lovers and
somebody you look up with you. A woman once told me.
She said, I've taken a young lover, Um, and I
(55:03):
thought that was kind of a cool way. She was like,
you know, she was like thirty one and like her
her boyfriend like enough, she's not all enough. Yeah, I
don't think that. But no, if you're not over taking
(55:24):
a young lover. Yes, I'm almost taking a lover age
and I'm not excited about it. But yeah, so I
guess we did what we were supposed to do today. Yeah, yeah,
I don't say. Where can people find you? Follow you,
get reported as spamed by you. I am listen. You
do it to yourself, you know, don't them. Did it,
(55:44):
like somebody said. He was like, Oh, you got the
guy fired. I said no, he got there. You Go.
It's D you, elsie eat, S L O and on
the social media's underrated. Is She with sharp? She's Silky
jumbo on all of the social media platforms. That produced
her one woman show. Don't reach in the bag, Um,
(56:05):
that's where Matt Listen To. Hold Up. New episodes come
out every Thursday. The latest episode that came out is
bananas versus plantains, because Josh's mouth is broke. Don't, don't,
don't do this now. Don't do this now, because you
know it's the end of the podcast. So I can't
learn myself because we can't be here forever. So you
(56:26):
stop in. All right. Look, so, if you're looking for
me on social on all this stuff, okay, if you're
looking for me all you can find me at Josh
shows and comedy, on Instagram, Tiktok and Youtube. All right.
And and my underrated is, honestly, I'll say it. It's
a little conceited, but I'll go there. It's hold up.
(56:47):
We have a great time. We love doing this podcast together. Um,
it comes out every Thursday. I have another podcast that
do with a mutual friend of ours, Logan. It's called
the Josh John and show, and that also comes out
on Thursdays. So check us out and have some fun
with us and go into your weekend right. Yeah, please do.
(57:07):
It's a very good show. Josh was telling wild stories show.
I don't know how he's still here. Yeah, that's what
Logan says. He's like, have you not died? You or
you need a book, like, do things need to happen
if you need to write a book, or we just
need to be glass that that you're covered in the
(57:30):
blood of yeah, that's those Mama prayers. That those Mama prayers.
That is is there a tweet or some of the
work of social media you guys have been enjoying? Um, HMM,
good question. I actually really like your uh, your instagram.
(57:51):
The way you curate your stories is very well done.
You take us on a journey. My favorite, well, I
see a lot of twitter on stagram because, Um, I'm
a grown up, but my favorite one that I have
seen so far is um, with all the African joffre
went through the ocean. You're surprised as a Black Mermaid. YEA,
(58:14):
my favorite. Yeah, if you aren't aware of the translation,
just look at the history of that and then you'll
go she's right, she's right, she's right. So, yeah, that's
been my favorite instagram amazing. Well, thank you, guys so
much for joining us. I really appreciate it. Thanks for
spending all the time with us. Matt Leeb, thank you
(58:37):
so much for joining us. Co Host. Where can people
find you? Follow you all that good stuff. Yeah, thank
you for having me. You can find me on Instagram
at Matt Leave Jokes Um, or twitter at Matt Leeb
Al I eb Um. And also, yeah, if you love
the wire and you want to listen to podcasts about
(58:57):
it where we rewatch it, listen to pod yourself the wire.
It just started and, uh, it's a it's a lot
of fun. I think people will like it. Yeah, check
it out. Um, is there tweeter, some other work of
social media you've been enjoying? Yes, there is a tweet
that I have been laughing at Um for a while now. Um,
it's from comedian writer Tim Barnes. Right after the queen died,
(59:21):
he tweeted her final words were elves can't be black,
which right? which is you know, the a lot of people,
with the new Lord of the Ring Show, are losing
their minds. Over black elves. So I thought that was
very good. You can find me on twitter at Jack
Underscore O'Brien. Uh tweet I've been enjoying. Patrick Rad and
(59:42):
Keith tweeted NYT reporter. So what we found was that
two plus three equals five the daily. Huh. Wait, wait
a second, I just want to make sure I understand this.
So what you're saying is that too plus three equals
five New York Times reporter. Exactly. That's a great way
to put it. Um, that was a good uh lighted
(01:00:05):
ribbing of the daily. They give some good reportage, but sure.
But you know, sometimes I'm just like, what do we
need Barbaro for? I'm sorry. And then Matt McDermott tweeted
this is why I love Baltimore, and it's the picture
of one of those baby changing tables. Uh, and somebody
wrote in sharp on it. Play sacrifice here. Hail Satan
(01:00:28):
Um and just well executed groups someone who's about to
be a dad, I really appreciate yeah, Um, you can
find me on twitter at Jack Underscore. Brian. You can
find us on twitter at daily Zeitgeist. We're at the
daily Zeitgeist. On instagram we have a facebook fan page
and a website, daily's like guys dot com, where he
post our episodes and our footnotes where we link offic
(01:00:51):
information that we talked about today's episode. I did it,
you know it. As well as a song that we
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This morning, back this afternoon to tell you what's trending
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Hello the Internet, and welcome to season to episode one
of Jedis like dice day production of I heart radio.
This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
into America's shared consciousness. And it is Monday September, which
of course means it is the queen's funeral baby and
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that that reaches all the way over to the United States.
And normally we would be celebrating national butterscotch pudding day
and national talk like a pirate day, but those have
been canceled, so we could be appropriately said that a
nine year old woman died of old age. Um. Anyways,
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my name is Jack O'Brien, a K. wouldn't it be
nice if there weren't royals? Then they wouldn't have to
lock Arbi, and wouldn't it be nice to cook him
in oil in USA, said everybody likes you know, Britain
would be so much nice, sir, without a King or
(01:08):
queen or even a kaiser. Wouldn't it be nice? Thank you,
two case Aikin. Especially appreciate the shout out to the
fact that they closed bike racks for the death of
the Queen. You weren't allowed to lock your bike. Uh,
just as tribute. I guess people got their bike stolen
(01:28):
as tribute. That's such a specific rule. You can't, you can,
you can ride a bike, but you can't park it safely.
Can't park it safely. You know, everybody has to be focused. Um. Well,
I'm thrilled to be joined by a very special guest
co host, a very funny comedian you know from good
mythical morning the star wars show. He's the CO creator
of news broke, the host of the podcasts the FRODCAST
(01:51):
and pod yourself a gun. It's Matt Lee, Matt Lee,
a k a two matts, enter, one Matt Lee. Let's up, guys,
and also pod yourself a gun is uh. We finished
all the sopranos episodes. That's a rewatch podcast. Now it's
pod yourself the wire, and we're talking about yourself the wire,
(02:11):
the wire now, which is uh, it's just another show
on HBO. That happened and I think maybe the only
one that's better than the Sopranos. I think so. I
think so. I think it's a little bit better. But
you know, there's a lot of mixed opinions on the wire,
but for the most part I think everyone agrees it's
a good show, as far as I can tell. Yeah,
we might even talk about a little TV later on,
(02:34):
because we're thrilled to be joined by two hilarious stand
up comics, the host of the very funny podcast hold
up with duls say Sloan and Josh Johnson, in which
they debate things like movies verse TV, Chocolate Versus Vanilla,
windows see vers ile, sea conscious, rappers, club bangers. Great Show.
Everybody should go check it out. You also know them
as a correspondent and writer from the daily show respectively.
(02:57):
Please welcome duls say Sloan and Josh on. Hello, hello,
how's it going? Good to have you guys. I really
enjoy your podcast. Oh, thank you. I we enjoy making it,
so it's good that we're not alone in this. It's
nice to see, you know, a debate show in two
(03:19):
where people are debating the real issues, the real issues.
You know, chalcol versus Vanilla. What do you what is uh?
Where do you guys? Land on Aisle seat versus? Uh,
you know, the window seat. I'm window because I'm a
good person. I'm ile because, in case anything goes sideways,
I want to be the first to leave everyone behind. Okay,
(03:41):
just climbing over people. Easier in the aisle to get
out of the plane. I'm sure in a window you're
pretty much trapped. That's true. Yeah, this is how I
know for a fact that you're trapped in a window seat.
There was a guy. Did you ever hear? But you
can stop me if you've already heard the story, but
I think is from and there was this guy on
(04:04):
a flight with his wife, right, and in the middle
of the flight he falls asleep. While he's asleep, this
is when they had the old iphone, the one that
could use the fingerprint. So as he's asleep, his wife
takes his phone and like grabs the finger and just
gently opens his phone and finds everybody. My Man's been cheating,
(04:24):
just finding everybody in the phone. Right. So he wakes
up to his ask getting whooped. Okay, just just nonstop,
like lefts, rights, everything. She throwing the kitchen sink out him.
Nobody can get her off of him. And my man
was in a window seat, so he's gonna to take
that one. If he was in an aisle, he could
run to a bathroom, he could he could run towards
(04:47):
the exit door, maybe pull on that a little bit,
just something. Yeah, I'd be worried if he was next
to the emergency exit, because then he'd be like, I
would doom everyone to death if it man, I didn't
have to fight with my wife. Yeah, because you've been caught,
your life is over and that window seat is you
having to sit with your punishment. I'll see, you got
some options. Definitely the worst seat for a combat scenario. Um,
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but I don't defense cheating a man for defense the
man who did not honor the sanctity of marriage and
because he was sitting in the window seat. Because you
also have to think about not the situation. It's why
she waited so they were on a plane. You understand.
(05:33):
Why did she go? You know what thirty five thou
feet is when I need to find out if my
husband's cheating on me. It's not like he doesn't go
to sleep other times. Right, she sleeps probably in the
same room with him much of the time. It's my
example for what window seats are traps strategically like from
(05:56):
a combat perspective, I feel like a lot like marine.
Would agree with you. Like my flying experience, I don't
think it necessarily translates. I don't like an air marshal
would ever sit in a window seat because that he
got to be like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Yeah,
he's gonna be in the aisle because he has to work.
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Anyone who's trying to get that good sleep, okay, because
I when I started flying, I trained myself. I have
to be so, that's right. You get on a plane,
because I just try to let myself during a flight. Okay,
and so get on there. Give you put yourself in
the because I'm wearing a mask on a plane. Since
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way before, people been nasty, right, people have been nasty.
People been season air been recycled. This ain't new. Chase, stop,
won't stop. I'm wearing a mask on planes because I
was on the road. Right, you put to face mask on.
Maybe I'm ask on a blanket on. You're in a cocoon,
(07:04):
and then they start delivering the food and like all right,
I wake up, keep a snack, snack, go back to sleep,
and then when it's time to Oh, we landed. Yeah,
if I'm trying to get sleep, you can't be in
the aisle. Yeah, but you're not thinking of a combat scenario,
and I think that's a really good point. Like what
if you know, God forbid, you've been cheating on your
(07:27):
wife and or husband, and they use your fingerprint and
then they find out? Yeah, first of all, I'm not
gonna get caught. Second, I have not had the luxury
of being in a relationship and being on a plane
at the same time. I don't have these problems. I'm
(07:48):
saying is when I get on the plane, I'm trying
to hibernate, and if someone's bumping into me because they
gotta pee, so he's trying to tap me and wake
me up so they can climb over men, get up
when that cart keep knocking me in my arm. I'm
not gonna get that good American sleep and you can
get the good sleep spid, because decide the plane. Okay,
that's how you can take that sleep. Did Joshon's tell
(08:09):
you that he'd be climbing over people like a monster? Look,
but before, but in people faces, look while they're in dreamland. Listen,
I am Nimble, all right, I am nimble, and they
never know. All right, well, we're gonna get to know
(08:32):
you both a little bit better in a moment. Uh.
First we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of the
things we're talking about today. King Charles, the third is
going to be very bad for the monarchy. I think
we can say Um, so I just want to talk
about a little bit of his little character characteristics. We don't,
(08:52):
I mean we could just we can move because, listen, all,
white man's not gonna be great for a white country.
Who let's go. We could also talk about TVs versus movies,
because I loved that episode and I think I'm pro
movies but also wrong. So we got we got a
bunch of we got a bunch of royal stuff, and
(09:13):
then we also have just like debates that we could
continue having. Yes, ask someone who sounds like they descended
from the Irish. If last, do you want to sit
up and Talk About Your Colin Ozzle? In this case,
I do, because he's going to be just like a
walking piece of anti monarchy. He's gonna end it all.
(09:39):
It's gonna be Great. He's not. No, he's not, because
the amount of listen, I was there for the jubilee. Okay,
I've been to this Ice Island. All right, nobody wants
to go there. If it went over the wall, if
it wasn't for these royals. Nobody will go up there
trying to go to England. They need them and people
don't want to acknowledge that. No, boy, he is going.
(10:00):
I was doing showers out there. I'm like, do y'all
want to come see you? Now? You are an island
that's called who the hell wants to come here? Bro Stupid.
You need them in bred tax shelters to keep yoursm
dollars coming in here. Now we know he's gonna be
a goofball. He's gonna fall down or something, break a hit,
(10:20):
catch Jesus, and then we're gonna have the ball when
to come in. The one we want to be there
is not gonna be there. So you know one of
Diana Children's gonna show up? Is Not the one with
a full head of hair marries it a very black woman.
So yeah, no, I think that's probably very accurate. I
think there are reasons to think he's he actually threatens
(10:41):
the monarchy, though, like to be like everything he said
is right and I think there are reasons to suspect
that he is that unlikable. Like it's it's almost like
he was raised in a lab to be the most
unlikable human being ever the way that white people who
got understand how the world works is if you think
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this one man it's gonna be able to take down
an institution it's been around since years, had three numbers.
None of You'all are paying attention. People Love Them. Okay,
if they have to kill him to keep this going,
they will do it's already might have to. He started
(11:25):
messing with Camilla. I already thought that he can kicked
out of the line of succession right. Already thought we
were gonna LEAP FROG over him. Yeah, everybody thought that.
They're like King Charles. I'm like, how, what happened? Black,
where's Diana? So like obvious, confused like y'Allna Camilla, the mistress.
(11:46):
This is not the first time my mistress became queen.
Praise Scott. I'm saying is I thought he got kicked
out the line of succession. Yeah, but now that this
Dumbo of a man is king, it don't matter. They
have no power. It doesn't matters a whole. Prime Minister,
there's a House of Lords. It's all kind of Tories,
all kinds of ship it's already they do nothing. You
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can't destroy something when you have no power. It's gonna
look bad. What's going to look bad? Prince Andrew Don't
already look bad? I mean they let Prince Andrews stay
of Prince is. They're fine. Let that man keep his title.
It's fine. You're worried about the wrong ships, the new
(12:30):
haul and old on. There come and worry about that. Okay,
it's too hot and too called at the same time.
Piece of good news we allow ourselves that dish is
becoming the king, I think, like a good king could
stop the hole nose on layer though, you know, like
if he really put his mind to it, but he'd
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have to have authority. Yeah, he has authority from God.
That's how the royal he could ask God, like God,
Oh good, I can't do their accent, but it and
then God. You know, it's like cool, Bro, you didn't
even believe what you just said, I believe. Before we
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get to any of that, we do like to ask
our guests, what is something from your search history that
is revealing about who you are what you're up to? Josh,
you got anything from your search history to fight a scorpion?
Search history? Josh isn't Arizona, so he might be fighting
M in Arizona. I did look up museums today because
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I really museum here. I try to go to museum
in every city that I go to enjoy it when
you're there. About Museum. We went to in England museums. Wait, wait, wait,
what museum? The are you talking about? Herods? Are you
talking about now? The Hin Museum? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we
went to duels and I went to a museum in
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England and it was it was chaos because, first of all,
this is the thing. Okay, it is a good setup
of a museum. It's very big, it's it's daunting when
you walk in, but they hadn't figured out yet what
sections to make for kids and what sections to make
for everybody, because it's it was just chaos, like I'm
(14:18):
pretty sure whatever little teacher that was lost at least
four of them, because I saw them all together as
a group. And the dual said that are going up
different levels of the museum and you just see a
random one running wandering around, you know, for all of
the antiquities that they've stolen. M I couldn't figure out
why there wasn't enough of them. There was a there
(14:41):
was a section on clocks that was way too big
love clocks over there. They are a big they're a
big clock island. They got the big bend. You know
what it was? It's big, ben it's not as big
as you're thinking. Oh for real, I've never seen it.
First in a Walmart bigger than it. Yeah, I've seen
(15:03):
shopping malls taller than this big bed. This bad ain't big.
I don't remember. We're from America. We have more space.
Like I thought everybody. I thought every pedestrian was gonna
get hit by a car and every car was gonna
get hit by pedestrian. Yeah, everything was too small. At
Museum was big. It was like you ever been like
aware like a loft warehouse situation? Yeah, where your friends live,
(15:28):
and it's like, I understand you're getting a deal, but
like when you're in an Uber, they're like, when you
get an Uber, you might as well. It's only a
little faster than walking. It was. It was mind blowing.
We had to get three miles and it took us
like forty five minutes. I was like yeah, I was
(15:50):
like Yo, but by the time we get there, someone
on foot that's fit enough could have beat us. It
was it was like it was we got to a
certain pour. We were just like let's go. Then they
had this flight simulator in there, which was weird because
it was a museum of history. Yeah, you're them inventing
fighter jets that simulator. Wait, there's an arcade in there,
(16:12):
just randomly. No, no, no, no, it's literally just this
flight simulator. Hot Get into this pot. It'll go three
sixty all over to go legit go upside down to
give you no instructions on how to use it the most. Also,
it was like one was like we M as, we
have just been playing Zelda right. It was so hard
(16:34):
to figure out. They were like, okay, you have to
shoot at the other jets. They didn't tell us the
other jets were just gonna bet. They got a top
gun game in the gun. It sounds like top gun Nintendo,
the Nintendo version, which was impossible and a huge disappointment,
but you couldn't find at one point, Josh is just
lifted up and I'm like Oh, ship, we're upside down.
(16:55):
It was only three minutes. By the time you figure
out how to play it, it's over. And then we
got up and I went over to the because he's
like twelve pounds in the same game yeah, it's like
a million dollars, right. It's it's like fifteen bucks. If
I go over to them and I'm just like Um,
I'm gonna have to go again. What do you mean
us for having a thing and it's time, we're gonna
(17:16):
have to go again, like I don't even understand this,
and the guy was just like yeah, all right. I
was like, Oh, that was yeah, he's like Oh, he's like,
I think I got a mask on the whole time.
He's like, Oh, yeah, you're amazing, I love you, you're great,
and I was like you know me from TV or
just right. Yeah, so I ask the questions again. We
figured out the second time, and I will say the
(17:38):
first time that we played, that guy told us nothing
and just asked us about our day and then put
us in the pod and closed it and then we
just spun forever. And then the next one that we
got in wasn't the same guy. It was a different
pod with a woman who actually gave us some instructions.
But the first thing was like so, yeah, I think
(17:59):
the day I was like my part didn't close like
it was. So what do we do? And it was
like door and I was like, well, we live here now.
So can you both? To be fair, you both give
off vibes like you have some experience in a World
War Two era fighter jet. So didn't let us. Jeff
(18:24):
had been in a real redtail situation, man, and I'm
down planes. Have you found a museums in Arizona or
is there a town that you've been to that is
surprisingly a good like museum? Richmond, Virginia has the museum,
(18:44):
but it's basically a museum of fine art and it's
so big because Connecticut and Richmond Virginia had just curiously
like interested people in art that we're super rich for
their times. So then they bought a bunch of art
and they left the art to the museum. So I
think it was like JP Morgan left a bunch of
(19:06):
his personal collection to this museum in Connecticut, I think.
And then the Richmond one just has you know, that's
like old, old money. So then they've been, you know,
using art to skip taxes and all this stuff like that,
and so then that museum is fire. The Richmond one
is the best one that's been to. That was a
regional oneas museum in Seattle. Yeah, I love that. And
(19:32):
then there's the corning glass museum in Corning New York
is great, but one of my favorite museums that I've
been to is the mustard museum in Madison Wisconsin. Museum
just just about mustard, like just every type of mustards flavors. Well,
(19:52):
this over here is our yellow wing, is the yellow
mustard containers and stuff from like do you get to
try take samples? And like me and my homeboy David produe,
he's an amazing comic in Atlanta. Uh, he was like,
because they're like only, like he said, you only do
like two or three samples it. Smile on this man's
(20:14):
face with the samples we want, and just like's face.
And I had all of the flavors of mustard, which
route beer mustard, which is very unnecessary, and that sounds
like the taste of violence. It's stupid. And I was like, Oh,
if a tree fought with a leaf, so like that's
(20:35):
what that tastes like. They have like blue cheese mustards,
like hot mustards, like other mustards, and like we got
a blueberry mustards and I was like why so blueberry?
At some point you're just inventing flavors to just justify
the existence of the museum. You know, they didn't invent these,
these were things that are sold. Wow, people actually buy
(20:58):
blueberry mustards, bloomberry mustard, and they were like, Oh, we
should let people try this. That's not their brand. Somebody's
out there the streets selling bacon flavor mustard and they
were like, Oh, this is stupid. Do you get to
try it on a sandwich, like like a Ruben or
like a stawanty sandwich, or they just a little spoone? Okay, alright, alright,
(21:22):
makes it porth it, because if it was, I was
gonna say I do it for a spoon. Would just
be the taste of root beer and mustard and metal
and you want to fight everyone. Museum. That's one of
the plastic schools that they give you when you go
get like trying ice cream. But yeah, I like music too, Um,
because when you're on the road you're like, well, can't
(21:45):
be in this room. Yeah, and one doesn't start until
eight and it's eight am right. Yeah, and you're alone.
It's either you're alone or you're with the feature and
you're just like people. I'm just want to bring their
own features. Is because one, you know, your feature is
funny too, because we've all been saddled with the feature.
(22:08):
I'm just like that's why now, when I go on
the road, I make them, Um, I have to approve
my features. If they won't let me bring somebody, they
want to support you, which I get because that's how
I got on. But it's like sometimes they'll send me
tapes and I'm like, none of these people. You can
follow them off with somebody else and bring them my
(22:29):
own feature. I will not go through this. Wi Me
to suffer to your local talent. Will you bring your
own feature? And you end up being in the mall
of America and then you find out that this place
that they've been telling you about since you were a child,
it's not you didn't like it. You don't like that
it's a roller coach that. But like there was one
(22:51):
night we were there and there's like a nickelodeon theme
park in there as well, and the first night right
there was a Friday, and somebody had like I was like, Oh,
I want to get on this roller coaster and I
was like what out for a private man? Wait a minute,
how much does it cost to buying parking mall? Who
(23:13):
is his dad? And can't I marry him. I parking
on all money. I mean, yes, are we in the Midwest,
but it can't be cheap. It's got to be a
couple of grandst three roller coasters. You have to guarantee
more money to them in the moment than they might
make that day. And then the mic money is more right.
(23:35):
And then this is still covid yeah, so the mall,
it's like a couple of months ago and then you're like, oh,
what's the mall of America, and have a bunch of
I saw seven lead stores. It's mostly are, mostly so
there's only two hundred stores in this mall right, there's
(23:56):
only three plus size clothing store it and I was
I was like I wanted to show those like I'm
looking at my audience. It's kind of stores. Yeah, telling
me about America. Had A rainbow in there. I didn't
even carry plus size calls. was like, do they know
what the demographics are right here there in the Midwest,
(24:20):
baby girl. Okay, have you ever done West Nayak? Yes, okay,
last time I did West Nyak, it was outside. They
had an inflatable look. This is what we should do.
We should go to west Nayak together, because this would
be so much fun because it's it's just big enough
that it is wild, but it's not so big that
(24:40):
you can't see everything. I did West Nayak, like I
think it was last month, and you now they have
the indoor go cards there. No, Yo, they got the
indoor go cards. And as I'm walking up, so I've
I've packed too much as well, because I was staying
over the night and so I had my backpack with
me and I was like maybe I should go to
the hotel, maybe I should do go cards. Out I'm
(25:00):
walking over to the go carts. They say, they claim
that the God cards in that in that track can
go fifty five hour, which is too fast. Then that's inside.
You can't go that fast past the school and the
school's how side. Yeah, don't you technically need a driver's license? Yeah,
(25:22):
you would think so. And so then I'm walking up
and as I'm walking up, in my head I'm like,
because you don't know me, but I don't drive like
I'm just I'm a terrible driver. But go carts is
the one thing that I'm like, Oh, this is like driving,
but it's like low stakes enough that I can let
myself relax, because when you're driving in the world. You're
in a car, like you're in a chair that could
kill somebody. Yeah, I mean like I feel like with
(25:44):
go carts. It's just like we're just having fun. I'm
walking up and as I'm walking up, I hear this
loud screech, which is one kid basically drifting, like he
really was going Hella, Hella fast. That's the fastest I've
seen a gold card go. And then he cracked ashes
into the wall and you just see almost like out
of a movie, like out of a hallvark movie where
(26:07):
the kid dies. You just see his helmet bounce, like
he crashed into the wall so hard that his helmet
flew off, bounced off the wall and then just bounced
onto the track. And I thought this is gonna be
a very lighthearted telling of a beheading story. At first
(26:27):
I'm glad that his head was no longer in the home. No, no,
the helmet flew right off, became a projectile and then
bounced to a stop and it even spun when it
was bouncing. And so then I walk up and everyone
has stopped now, like the other other people stopped driving,
like everyone is just kind of quiet. And then he
is holding his head because he's feeling for the helmet
(26:51):
and he's realizing it's not on his head anymore. And
then he gets up and someone runs up like, Oh
my God, you like everyone's freaking out and he's like Oh, yeah,
I'm fine. At he was more embarrassed than anything, and
so he wraps himself and starts walking off the track
and actually got some collaps like like they were like
(27:13):
like the other parents were just like Oh, they held
up the three singers for Dale Earnhardt, like yeah, but yeah,
I did not do go cards, but we should do
them if we went back. Oh it's that smart. Um.
I want to have crash go cards when I was
nine because they thought I was older than I was
and had big boots for nine year old. And then
(27:34):
uh me and lace was opening for me down in Greenville,
Soft Carolina, and they had one was like, you know
fun how it was like the arcade. We got bumper boats,
we got then go cart track and then them called
slick track. Right me and lace was talking to the
girl and they're like, okay, it's like eight dollars. Like
the prices were so cheat. Me and lace, I think
we did everything like four times. Right, a lace layby
(27:55):
is Um amazing to hilarious on the roads, just a
a G T. She had to roast time Um, and
so we're like, oh, slick track. We're like wait, what's
slick track? And the girl goes Oh, UM, gets the track,
that slit. She's like, so when you're on the track driving,
(28:18):
it's slick and we're like gotch thank you. And then
we get out there and what they did? So it's
a drift track. Right, all the tires on the cars
are bald and they have put some type of oil
or something down on this asphalt, because you're just sliding
(28:42):
all over. Then that sounds incredibly fun. It was fun.
There was a group of teenagers that was so awful
that other teenagers did not want to ride when they
were going because the teenagers running the thing. We're like
you can't go again, like the bad kids from an
eighties movie, like yeah, all right, let's take a quick break,
(29:06):
we'll come back. We'll keep finding out search history, overrated, underrated.
We'll be right back. And we're back and I will
say dull, say, you did what, you have gotten your wish.
(29:27):
We will not be talking about or King Charles in
today's episode. Like talking about my columnar. Do you have
anything from your search history? Look at my Third History
Little Uh Huh. You ever just seen someone who really
mediocre but successfully? You're just happy. M Yeah, I'm assuming
(29:54):
we're not going to get a name on that one.
I looked up Greek Peek mountain resort. Greek peak mountain resort,
because I gotta add on my instagram about a gravity
mountain coaster. I wanted to see what is. What's a
gravity mountain like a roller coaster, but there's no change,
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like you just go up and then it's like you
go through the mountains. I'm gonna see if I can
find the post for it. Uh. Is the fact that
there's not a chain good? It seems worse. I mean
they probably have to have some type of changes to
get you up, because all all roller coasters work off gravity. Anyway. Yeah,
it's just you get on the right at the top
of the that first time it seems like yeah, there's
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there's still a tracks, so you're on track. I found
one before because we're gonna go last year for my
homeboy's birthday, but I had to go out of town. Um,
so there's one like you're in the mountains of New York.
You have like pedal and I was like, I don't know,
because some of them like it's two hours or four hours.
I'm like, who the hell is trying to pedal for
four hours? Yeah, right, yeah, you're on a coaster. It also,
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I think rides are more fun if it's not at
a place where you're like they are engineers and lawyers
and risk assessment like assessors have all been through this
and made sure that nothing bad is going to happen.
Like this feels a little rustic and you have the
fun of a roller coaster. Is the fear of death,
which you know, I don't really I don't mess the
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roller coasters because my my body should not experience as
those types of g forces. Um, I've been a roller
closed and they're like this isn't for me. Um, you
have to understand as a woman and as a black
person who walks the nature, I'm always worried that someone's
gonna kill me. I don't I don't like to do
it for fun. I don't like to test my h
just my adrenaline, you know. I like to just really
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put my fighting flight in situations where he needs to
be activated, right, you know, it's like just in the
middle of a roller coaster and activates your fight or flight.
You pull a knife out for no reason. Yeah, I
was at a knife in my personal don't get me like,
I don't need to be trying to fight a roller
coaster in the middle of somewhere. Also, it's like I
remember some of the boy had, like you know, there's
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always like the Batman Roller Coaster where your feet hang
down some a little. By his hat came off and
he jumped in and then he got his head got
knocked off. It's a couple of years ago. Yeah, he
jumped over like the four because they're like the Parker's
lable of the Parker's label, and the park went hauled up.
He climbed over a multiple walls that said do not
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come in here with little stick figures getting their heads
knocked off on them, all of that. So if I
don't bring your ass back here, right, there's even somebody
don't bring your ass back here, there's multiple signs, there's
multiple warding and stay do not bring your little last
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back here. And he jumped over all of that four
the hat and then what they said was gonna happen, happen. Yeah, see,
this is why you need seven stores. New Hat. Apparently
need seven lid stories in front of in the six flags,
because that's how that goes down. I remember when, was
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it Hershey Park in Pennsylvania, and had when of those
rides when your legs came down, and so I was
sitting in the middle and so this is the ones
where it comes down over and so they're checking everybody
and he didn't check and he was like yeah, you're good,
you're good. You know, some teenager, I don't give a ship.
And so I was like, can we check money? Like,
you're fine, and I went well, listen and I pushed
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on it and it just lifted up, but mine wasn't locked.
I hadn't said anything and it was just about to
start going and he was like old so he had
to stop the rock. He wouldn't told old boy not.
He flicked the switch make sure I was secured all
the way down. If I had to say something, I
would not be here because some fourteen year old almost
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let me die. Some helper face bastard. I'm gonna let
me meet the most big Um. But yeah, it's uh,
this Greek peak mountain. Where is it? Not In Greece? No,
it's in Courtland, New York, and so apparently they have
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like a like four hours from here. They have like
zip lines and stuff like that. I don't know if
I'll do a zip line because you know, it requires
a lot of upper body strain. No, it's mostly it's
just you're just you're just hanging the ZIP lining. I
did it one time and it was it was it's
really fun. They just harness you and right your your
harness stand and you're just like flying in the air.
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And it's a sitting one. I did the sitting one.
There was one where you could like do the superman
like laying and I was like no, I'm I'm too scared.
I'm too scared to do that holding up your own body,
like your yourself like a pull up high school. You
don't gotta hold up yourself. Oh, you're like trapped in, trapped,
(34:57):
you're just trapped in. Yeah, there's somewhere like yeah, there's some.
The one where you lay, I don't see how people
do that because even if they tell you to just lay,
you're probably gonna want to look up, which is at
least going to require some next strength forward, and then
the other one, the one you're talking about dules. They've
seen before, where it's like they have this this I
don't know how to describe it, but it's it's almost
(35:19):
exactly the one where you just sit but you're holding
these handles and it's and it's like, I don't know
if it has any control over the ZIP like because
the zip line is just straight. But you know, I'm
talking about where it's like you hold it while you're
going down. And then there's somewhere you just strip hang
like a baby, and one of those baby. Yeah, I've
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only done the ones where you hang like a little baby.
I don't think I would willingly go on anything where
it's like my life is in my own hands. You know,
I'm not. I'm not doing that, because I might just
you know, sometimes you just get impulsive and you go
like well, I could die like this, and then boom,
what is something you think is overrated? Um, m HM, oh,
(36:05):
it is like a here it is. I think that's Oh, yeah,
that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, where it's like kind
of like being in a swing. Right, I could, I can,
I can focus with that. Ah, man, all the things
I really think you're overrated. I can't stay on here
without getting withoutetting attacked online. Um Uh, it's something I
think that's overrated. That will keep me safe at night.
(36:27):
H Bananas. Bananas are overrated. Yeah, M Hmm. You just
don't like them. MHMA. Episode of the podcast that came
out just last week was banana MS plantains. M M.
guess what side l loser door, Josh Johnson, don't you
(36:53):
dare to me. And Josh, I'm assuming you're on the
other side of it with a love, but now now
you think you the favorite food of the minions. Was
gonna help you, baby boy. I love the millions, but
I hate God. How about you, Josh? What something you think?
(37:21):
It's overrated? Um, okay, just because of the way that
it varies, because of the spectrum at play, I think
that the idea of going to get a massage is
overrated because unless you're going to a place that you know,
that knows you, that you have like your because if
you strap have a person that's like hey, they know
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the knots in my back, they know like all this
stuff and this is about to be a dope massage,
going to get massages is still taking your life into
your own hands. It's still rolling the dice because you
don't know. I remember I got a massage one time.
I got I think it was a Swedish one, whatever,
and in my head I'm treat myself whatever, right, but
(38:03):
straight up, as as as I'm giving the massage. I
don't know what happened, but this person clearly stopped giving
me the massage for a minute, went outside, was on
their phone. Must have got bad news, because they beat
my ass where they came back in there, like they
worked out. I wish, I wish I had a bad back,
(38:25):
so it would have worked something without I'm I'm living
all right, and they beat me senseless, just clearly working
out the frustration of whatever they were talking about on
the phone. And they didn't keep the time too, which
is usually a good thing. That's usually a huge treat
when you get a little fifty minutes and you get
every extra minute on on. That massage was a travesty
(38:48):
like and I don't I don't have anything near me,
so I just assumed the time is correct. You know,
my face is and the thing and I bought an hour.
So I'm sure that this is just maybe because it
hurts so bad, can't you? You can tell them like hey,
because you're a little softer, or I spoke up a
couple of times. I didn't really do what I would
(39:10):
just take the pain. I'll just be like yeah, okay.
You know, first when they came back, I was like
they were so rough that I was like, okay, maybe
this is a spot because they feel it in real
time like they feel your Oh, your tents here, let me,
they know something you don't know. Yeah, but no, that
didn't seem to be the case, because I even tipped
and she was like thank you, like what happened to you?
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Sometimes the thing that happened? When you say certain things,
I'm like, I'm not Studon Jos, oh mind, we did
not pay for US thought. I kind of get your
all answer now, because you are put in combat situations
in the weirdest moments, like I guess. So, yeah, this
is another situation, because this is this is actually why,
(40:00):
anytime something happens and I'm with another person, I get
so excited because I'm like, you won't believe me if
this had happened to just me. You know, it's like
when I was so I was with Logan Logan was
and I were doing a show in New York. This
is like when we were doing carolines and Logan was
staying at the even hotel, so I went over to
hang out with him. We were going to record some
(40:20):
of our podcasts, and then we're in the elevator. Is
what comes all the elevator and it's like, yeah, you know,
I just moved different than New York. She's like talking
all the folk while she's over here. I just moved
Dif from New York. Like they talking about they ain't
got a safe for my gun here, like what kind
of hotel is this? And in my head I'm like,
I'm glad Logan is here, because if I had just
(40:44):
rolled up all people telling them this story, they'd be like, Josh, Josh,
clearly you have mental illness you're dealing with. I believe
that story. I believe that story. I believe that story
all the way because as someone think can carry, as
someone who wishes they could carry a gun at all time, um,
(41:05):
because you can't carry a gun in New York because
who knows why. But listen, you don't know what. Sometimes
you got to pull a gun on somebody. I mean
I don't know what kind of I mean. Hey, like
I said, I'm a woman in America. You already told me.
(41:28):
Like listen, because, like I said on twitter one day
and I was like, so, y'all got self the fifth classes, Mace,
boom six tasers, don't walk alone at night, don't dress
a certain way, you women, all of these things to
not be attacked, right, but as soon as the woman
gets attacked, nobody believes her. Yeah, yeah, those things can't
(41:51):
be true. Yeah, you can't just be selling a bunch
of big foot equipment and then with somebody's like, Hey,
I caught big foot. That's a plausible all right, you
need to stop being ridiculous. You'RE gonna get ten FT
by four Ft. just what he was here for. You're like,
that's just a dude suit. Now, yeah, because y'all don't
(42:15):
want to believe us. Now, I gotta say strapped up.
I will say what's crazy about people. were all raised different.
We all like have different temperaments, live different lives or whatever.
Everyone knows how to act when a gun is pulled off.
You could have the worst home training of all time
and still somehow you get real polite. You're pretty agreeable. Sir,
(42:41):
can I call you sir? How much of my money
would you like? I do have an a t M
card in case. I don't know. Listen, that's why I
trying to keep at least a hundred dollars on me,
like hey, man, I ain't got it, but here's something.
Here's just enough for you to not want to shoot me. Anyway,
some guy tried to rob my brother. He was with
(43:02):
his friend and like snow in Atlanta, like nobody outside
except this one dude who was robbing people. He had
in the snow and it was it wasn't. It wasn't
when Jesus carried you. And so he had saw the guy,
because like he's friend of taking money out the a
t m so he could pay his bills. And so
(43:25):
the guy saw my brother's friend take the money off
the a t m. So he's like giving your money.
He's like, I don't have it. He's like, I think
I just saw you taking money off, and then he
looked at my brother and he was like give me
a money. My brother's like, I don't have anything. I
Pore Dude with I because, like the dude took, like
(43:45):
he took that through his money. He took his phone whatever.
My brother was like, I have nothing, because my mom
was like how do you stop a phone in a while,
and he's like, I told him I am ship. He
believed me, but I think he only believed them because
he just took too when of dollars in the phone
from this other dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, and then
it might have been a different situation. If he didn't
(44:08):
get nothing from me to one of them, he might
have been real mad. But if he's like, I got
a phone, I think it is his friend didn't go. Yeah,
you do, like that's it, like sing, you trying our robbery.
I'm going down down all right. Back my friend in
(44:31):
Savannah got robbed at it. It was a group of
being got robbed. So already it's a little embarrassing because
they're like they're like three dudes get robbed by two dudes. Yeah,
and then the guy said, the guy said he had
a gun, but he never showed it and didn't have
it in his hand when he was, you know, when
(44:51):
he was trying to like roll up on him. And
so then the biggest dude in the bunch, the biggest dude,
so he rose up and he's like hey, you know,
come up everything and you know I got a gun.
Don't make me show with Blah, Blah Blah. And so
there's a moment where clearly the robber has lost full confidence,
where he's like, I hope they believe me. Then there's
(45:11):
a moment where my friend is like does he have
a gun? And then it all, like, the whole silence
gets broken by the biggest dude out of them grabbing
his whip and being like here you go, and what's happened?
They were just like, I guess you've just decided how
this dance is gonna go. And then afterwards they those dudes,
run off with their wallets and stuff, and then he
(45:34):
asked me. He's like, what is wrong with you? Why
would you? They like didn't they didn't have they at
least didn't have the guns in their hands. In that
moment they're just two dudes in our faces right and
then I'll never forget this dude because he's big, but
he's like why would you do that? What's wrong? Then
he goes. I was in shock this I was this shock.
(46:00):
I didn't know what to do. He didn't want no problems.
Thank God, I've never been that situation, you know it's
because you want to think you'd be like no, dude,
I knew he first moved to Atlanta, Birmingham and dude
rolled up bottom want a gun and was really like hey,
you know what this is, and he was like, man,
(46:21):
come on, I just moved here. He was like, okay,
give me your ship. He was like is good. It's
like you know you're really giving your city of a
bad name right now. All right, just give me a
week to move my ship in Bro at least to me,
like I gotta get a new car. I don't even
know my address and everything. And the guy was like no, man,
I don't care. All right, we'll help me open some branctices.
(46:45):
At least needs to be rebuilt. Damn it, here I
don't even know my address. All right, let's take a
quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back. And
(47:12):
you were saying, I want this to be like just
helpful for people. Is it gonna Sound Not Nice? Probably,
but I don't I think we have to start acknowledging
the levels of relationships we have with people, because I
think now we're all trying to call each other friends,
(47:35):
and I think that's not helping anybody. I think the
term acquaintance needs to come back uh, coworkers. I think
we need to acknowledge that there's limits there. You know
someone that I just know. Sure, like we're familiar. There's
like familiar acquaintance friends you know, like I think coworkers like.
(47:58):
I think we need to start reinstituting these levels of
like knowing people, because I think peoples like now because,
like with social media, you feel like you know people
when you don't really know them and it's creating a
false sense of like familiarity with people, because there's a
lot of comments that I have to delete on my
(48:20):
social media because somebody thought they said something funny. So
I was talking about like sins. I'm like, Um, I
had put up like I think it was a something
for the emmys, right, and some guy commented. He was
like well, did you really go to the emmies that
we're just sitting there and hold your slippers, and I'm
like elete right. Also, if someone says something, this is
(48:45):
a fun little fact, if someone says something rude to
you on the Internet on your page, you don't have
to engage. They came looking for you. You don't know them.
M Right. You know how you get rid of a
rude comment on instagram where the spam? It disappears immediately. Anything.
(49:12):
I don't like spam, and then I block them, and
then I block them. I blocked. My favorite thing is
the black people. You say one slick thing, bitch, jail
off to jail. Dude, turn into a monarch when you're
banishing them. Fish is also like hey, I tell you twitter,
(49:38):
these robots races. Yeah, I have them, require no work,
because I was like because basically, if you reported as
any other thing, it's like this is how this person.
I'm a big mute guy. I go mute every time.
I don't block because I don't give people the satisfaction
of the block, because then they post like Oh, I
(49:59):
guess they clear in the little online debate. But if
you just mute them, they're just talking to themselves for months.
Sometimes it's great. I'll check in on them too and
they'll still be mad and I'm like, all right, I'm
living rent, rent free because because you're not engaging drives
people fucking crazy. I love it. But as soon as
(50:20):
you're blocked is then you can't you can't continue the conversation.
But I don't know. But I'm saying the crazy guy
who's saying the racist stuff, he's gonna he's gonna just
move on to another target. You Mute Him and then
you're still the target for a while and he's just
in his room going why hasn't she responded to my
(50:43):
that's the worst kind of jail. That's a jail right twitter.
I don't go on twitter because the hellscape and to
this day I still don't know how they actually works,
but for me it's that whole. Well, they couldn't handle
a little bit once I blocked like my friends know,
(51:05):
I'm very good at like cutting off some people. Like
cutting someone off if they had been hurtful or disrespectful
to me and if they don't feel like they need
to apologize and are going to apologize, then you no
longer get friends with me, because friend breakups are just
regular breakups. But if you have taken the time to
(51:25):
decide that you're going to be a hot uttered ask
I I'm going to take my good time and not
fucking speak to you even when I see you, so
I don't do the mout online. I yeah like that.
You'RE gonna stand correctly in front of me and you're
(51:47):
going to see me say hi to everybody, because what
are my friends? He thinks he's doing that to me
right now and when he doesn't know that I'm all
mutual meday. Now who's gonna Talk First? I don't know.
It should be him because he started this movie, but
at the end of the day he was an acquaintance
(52:08):
with so an acquaintance. If you losing acquaintance to lose nothing,
do you have to think? Has My life changed at
all since not speaking to this man? No, has my
life changed at all? I'm not speaking to this girl. No,
if your life is not changing a significant way from
not speaking to somebody, they're really what value were they
(52:29):
adding to you in the first because people want to
act like well, you just be friends. Everybody is friends
with somebody because you get something from it, period, whether
it's you know, it's me, and me and Josh are
friends because me and Josh have a shared experience and
(52:50):
we understand each other and we laugh and we talk
or whatever. We and Josh are friends because we like
talking to each other and we understand each other. But
if it gets to a point with somebody where it's
like this isn't working or this isn't can you lose
that person? And that is fine and it can be
hurtful as it is, but you have to know if
somebody's AQUAINTANS and they're coming at you with friends. You're
(53:14):
like hey, this is like I'm that's I'm very careful
about who I give my phone number two or like,
because there somebody was like, oh, we're friends, and I'm like, Bro,
I know you because stand up. If it wasn't four,
stand up, I wouldn't know you. Do you have to.
(53:37):
Can say the same thing with my sister. I'm like, listen,
I know you because we grew up in the same house,
but like, we're not cool with each other, so stop
trying to invite me to Christmas. You know what I mean? Well,
(53:58):
not only did we not have time to get to
the stories, we didn't have time to get to our
underrated but we got plenty of great underrated. It's like
the new reporting spam, the muting people in real life,
h calling people acquaintances instead of I feel like that,
like you are an acquaintance. Is a great thing. Somebody
(54:19):
friends are collegue, colleague, something more. Colleagues, collegue, how happens
to like, don't like. We are not friends, we are
lovers and honestly, like saying lovers in this day and
age is a is a weird thing. Sometimes that's what it's.
(54:41):
Sometimes it's like people want to say friends with your lovers. No, no, no, no,
we're loving night loves in the night time. Yeah, because
it implies friendship and really it's just lovered him. Friends
of benefits. Means you were friends first. Yeah, lovers and
somebody you look up with you. A woman once told me.
She said, I've taken a young lover, Um, and I
(55:03):
thought that was kind of a cool way. She was like,
you know, she was like thirty one and like her
her boyfriend like enough, she's not all enough. Yeah, I
don't think that. But no, if you're not over taking
(55:24):
a young lover. Yes, I'm almost taking a lover age
and I'm not excited about it. But yeah, so I
guess we did what we were supposed to do today. Yeah, yeah,
I don't say. Where can people find you? Follow you,
get reported as spamed by you. I am listen. You
do it to yourself, you know, don't them. Did it,
(55:44):
like somebody said. He was like, Oh, you got the
guy fired. I said no, he got there. You Go.
It's D you, elsie eat, S L O and on
the social media's underrated. Is She with sharp? She's Silky
jumbo on all of the social media platforms. That produced
her one woman show. Don't reach in the bag, Um,
(56:05):
that's where Matt Listen To. Hold Up. New episodes come
out every Thursday. The latest episode that came out is
bananas versus plantains, because Josh's mouth is broke. Don't, don't,
don't do this now. Don't do this now, because you
know it's the end of the podcast. So I can't
learn myself because we can't be here forever. So you
(56:26):
stop in. All right. Look, so, if you're looking for
me on social on all this stuff, okay, if you're
looking for me all you can find me at Josh
shows and comedy, on Instagram, Tiktok and Youtube. All right.
And and my underrated is, honestly, I'll say it. It's
a little conceited, but I'll go there. It's hold up.
(56:47):
We have a great time. We love doing this podcast together. Um,
it comes out every Thursday. I have another podcast that
do with a mutual friend of ours, Logan. It's called
the Josh John and show, and that also comes out
on Thursdays. So check us out and have some fun
with us and go into your weekend right. Yeah, please do.
(57:07):
It's a very good show. Josh was telling wild stories show.
I don't know how he's still here. Yeah, that's what
Logan says. He's like, have you not died? You or
you need a book, like, do things need to happen
if you need to write a book, or we just
need to be glass that that you're covered in the
(57:30):
blood of yeah, that's those Mama prayers. That those Mama prayers.
That is is there a tweet or some of the
work of social media you guys have been enjoying? Um, HMM,
good question. I actually really like your uh, your instagram.
(57:51):
The way you curate your stories is very well done.
You take us on a journey. My favorite, well, I
see a lot of twitter on stagram because, Um, I'm
a grown up, but my favorite one that I have
seen so far is um, with all the African joffre
went through the ocean. You're surprised as a Black Mermaid. YEA,
(58:14):
my favorite. Yeah, if you aren't aware of the translation,
just look at the history of that and then you'll
go she's right, she's right, she's right. So, yeah, that's
been my favorite instagram amazing. Well, thank you, guys so
much for joining us. I really appreciate it. Thanks for
spending all the time with us. Matt Leeb, thank you
(58:37):
so much for joining us. Co Host. Where can people
find you? Follow you all that good stuff. Yeah, thank
you for having me. You can find me on Instagram
at Matt Leave Jokes Um, or twitter at Matt Leeb
Al I eb Um. And also, yeah, if you love
the wire and you want to listen to podcasts about
(58:57):
it where we rewatch it, listen to pod yourself the wire.
It just started and, uh, it's a it's a lot
of fun. I think people will like it. Yeah, check
it out. Um, is there tweeter, some other work of
social media you've been enjoying? Yes, there is a tweet
that I have been laughing at Um for a while now. Um,
it's from comedian writer Tim Barnes. Right after the queen died,
(59:21):
he tweeted her final words were elves can't be black,
which right? which is you know, the a lot of people,
with the new Lord of the Ring Show, are losing
their minds. Over black elves. So I thought that was
very good. You can find me on twitter at Jack
Underscore O'Brien. Uh tweet I've been enjoying. Patrick Rad and
(59:42):
Keith tweeted NYT reporter. So what we found was that
two plus three equals five the daily. Huh. Wait, wait
a second, I just want to make sure I understand this.
So what you're saying is that too plus three equals
five New York Times reporter. Exactly. That's a great way
to put it. Um, that was a good uh lighted
(01:00:05):
ribbing of the daily. They give some good reportage, but sure.
But you know, sometimes I'm just like, what do we
need Barbaro for? I'm sorry. And then Matt McDermott tweeted
this is why I love Baltimore, and it's the picture
of one of those baby changing tables. Uh, and somebody
wrote in sharp on it. Play sacrifice here. Hail Satan
(01:00:28):
Um and just well executed groups someone who's about to
be a dad, I really appreciate yeah, Um, you can
find me on twitter at Jack Underscore. Brian. You can
find us on twitter at daily Zeitgeist. We're at the
daily Zeitgeist. On instagram we have a facebook fan page
and a website, daily's like guys dot com, where he
post our episodes and our footnotes where we link offic
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information that we talked about today's episode. I did it,
you know it. As well as a song that we
think you enjoy, and today I am recommending that you
check out Daddy Kane, featuring action Bronson from the new
rock Marciano the alchemists album, the elephant man's bones, which
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is very good. Um, the alchemist still out here doing it? UH, yeah,
I don't. I don't know how miles is so poetic
when he's describing his songs, but it's just a just
a dope track. Uh, Nice Little Action Bronson Cameo. So
go check that out. The daily Ze Gay is a
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