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Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one, fifteen, Episode
five of Joe Dalley Sight Guys, the production of My
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dive in New America's share consciousness and say, officially off
the top, fuck the Koch Brothers and Buck Box. It's Friday,
January tenth, two thousand twenty. My name is Jack O'Brien
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a K. I'm your only trend. I'm not your only trend,
but I'm a little growing trend. But really I'm not
actually your trend, but i am look an area and
now led by the ZiT Switch who watches over you.
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for that soggy fry being acaged. And we are thrilled
to be doing in Eric theory deceived by the hilarious
comedy David hunts Burger. Hello, guys, I don't have a
whole bunch of alases yet. Burger King David, Yeah, David, David,
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David David on the hunts Burger Yeah, oh yeah, Fox
Hunt s Burger King, ho Lyon r Rod DiCaprio, Leon,
let me be mine. So this is gonna be the
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show for today, just like an unending string. What was
your a K song based off? I always know I
nailed it when you asked that question. Well, in my
mind there might be giants. The song is birdhousing yourself. Oh,
I was hearing Hey there, Delila the yeah, I give
off very strong Hey there, Delia, Delila vibes. I've always
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done that plain white teeth. Uh, that's them, that's I
think so great. Yeah, of course, bro, all right, day,
we're gonna get to know you a little bit better
in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a
couple of things we're talking about today, Uh, such as
the need to write out twenty on checks on checks?
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Do you need to do it? Can you just write twenty?
We'll find out at eleven. Uh. Iran probably shot that
plan down by accident based on some video that has emerged,
and even Trudeau is saying it with his new beard.
So we're gonna talk about that. We're gonna uh yeah,
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we're gonna talk about Mike Bloomberg being maybe a creep,
whether Donald Trump is uh white Trump supporters. JA. Yeah,
that's probably the most I get that. Yeah, I can.
I can wrap my head around that. Yes, O J
Look man, Uh, we're gonna talk about all of that,
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Harry and Megan quitting their job. I guess do they
have a job, uh kind of whatever they are officially
on the payroll. Uh, we're gonna talk about Woco bell
really good word play there from from us. All of
that and plenty more. But first day, we like to
task our guests. What's something from your search history that's
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really about who you are? Uh? Yeah, as you know,
I normally don't have much lately, right, not using Google
off the grid, although I was shown to the library
like a human looks up the information there. Yeah, and
I using a card catalog system. Yeah. It's a lot
of VPNs and borrowing other people's security numbers, going to
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the library, getting information, making sure it's not traceable any
me to anyway to me. But recently I have been
doing English to Spanish. I've been speaking a lot of Spanish,
and so my Spanish goes pretty smoothly, and then I
get to a word I don't know, and I don't
know how to like go around it. So I'm just
moving along and then I go uh uh, and then
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I look it up. And then so the other day
I was speaking in a guy goes, hey, man, are
you also from Guatemala. I was hanging out with my
friend of mine. Look at your pronunciation that. Somebody was like,
are you from Guatemala? Yeah? And I think he was
just busting my chop was like, yeah from I didn't
know the word for no h that right. I was
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last year when I was in the hospitals in Puerto
Rico and the nurse came in and a couple of
times it's happened and they would go but I'd be like,
all right, I'm doing it wasn't a reference to your
long Jesus like hair. The hair, and then I had
like a little more maybe facial hair than and yet
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linen underpants on with a six pack. I mean, I
didn't like the bed. So I was kind of up
on the wall strapped in. Yeah, a little workout. I
grabbed these two pegs as far as I could come
get anything. It's great, It's really good for your shoulders.
What's the word you got? You had to look up though,
just for the it's just anything. It's usually like the
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like the verb for something, and then the tents that
it's yeah. So if I'm like, oh, how do I say,
do you need? I can necessity this. But then I'll
be like, wait, how do I say I'm going to
look or something like that. Boys look for see you
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would have known that if you watch Searching for What's
something you think is overrated? Uh, this is lazy. But
and then you guys have probably talked about this. But
I think too parts. I think yeasys and I think
just shoe culture in general is over it in that
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you're celebrating people that are just being worked to death
in third world areas, like the people the fucking whole
Nike debate is ridiculous to me. People on both sides
I think are idiots. I think Nike is a corrupt
corporation that takes advantage of the impoverished and has no
regard And like when Jordan wouldn't go tyger Woodson go,
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I'm like, you go check a look at those sweat factories.
Wouldn't go check it out sweatshops. Yeah, you're gonna go look,
I'll go look. And then they never went because, like,
you know, like the moment they did, they go, Oh God,
what am I doing. I'm perpetuating this thing where people
feel comfortable opening up a closet with like a thousand
pairs easies look the most like some like a kid
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had a project to make shoes and they had like
and like some marshmallows and marshmallows and aqua socks. All right,
tape them off. Yeah, yeah, I mean they got to
get those shoes cheaper man, Right. My main thing is
they cost too much. I blame my parents for something
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I couldn't have shipped when I was a kid. Yeah,
but yeah, no, it's it's I think that's one of
the hardest thing about living in the age of consumption
and flex culture of like you can't flex ethically, yeah
unless you're like check out my school for children. But
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why are billionaires doing that all the time? Doesn't that
seem like that? Yeah? But they can hoard. You get
to be a billionaire by hoarding money and not giving
any of it away. So therefore, I mean, I just
think about people like that one character in Silicon Valley,
Like if people who are like worth just on the
dot one billion dollars, if they're like in this state
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of like economic edging, like yeah, no, almost almost became
a millionaire. Yeah, you get disinvited from those eyes. Why
chut parties start to have to go to sex parties
with millionaires? Got to go with Jeffrey Epstein, right, I
guess that'd be billionaires too. Yeah, yeah, he mixed it up.
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But that's what was so groundbreaking about Epstein is he
didn't differentiate when it came to his sex parties. He
would invite billionaires. He would invite hundred five hundred millionaires. Guy,
was groundbreaking. What is something you think is underrated? Kurt
Vonna Get Okay, everyone knows him, knows where. It's still
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better than people. It's so good, it's just great, very funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I was saying, very funny. Nice try Slaughterhouse five is
a rip off, my uncle wrote. Yeah, I remember. The
reason my dad got me to even be interested in
Kurt Vonna Get is that he showed me the drawing
of the Asshole and Breakfast of Champions. You should Kurt
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Vonna get. He's like like funny ship and I was
like maybe thirteen or something like I don't know, bro,
And he's like he's like, read this part. I don't
know what the this is in books because like people
didn't write books, and that's like a title that would
be a work of literature that you have to read
in English class. And then there's an asshole drawn in it.
It's like, uh, mill color me Kilgore, Yeah, uh yeah,
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he's one of the great. Yeah, what is a myth?
What's something people think is trigg? You know to be
I think people are wasting a lot of money on
alkalim water. You can't have a human body. It doesn't
you can't like inject something into or take a sample
from cells and check their pH level. Your urine has
a little bit more a cidity and otherwise humans run
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around mostly neutral. You can't. There are people that have
had tons of alkaline water and still died of cancer.
It's just a ridiculous alkalize your life. Man. I dated
somebody who gave me the book, Like I think it's
called alkalize your life. And they were just somebody who
I think realized they had like a gluten intolerance and
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didn't want to accept that because they loved pizza. And
then it was like, no, I got to alkalize my
life first, and then I gat them like, I'm pretty
sure it's just a gluten thing, but hey, you know, yeah,
do it all. I'm pretty sure for that reason, I'm
taco bell has to be mostly a base than an acid.
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I can't feel like it's not. It doesn't run acidic
in your body. Yeah, how would how would that food
not just give everybody horrible indigestion, heartburn, like acid reflux.
Put a lot of jalapenos for it, being like, uh,
you know, because I was going to say, like I
was like, say, yeah, it's from another dimension. It's like
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a like a colonizer crossed the border, like a trans
dimensional border into another place where he's like, tell of
the double crunched us. I mean, technically that's probably what
food will be like in the future when no food
is actually made from plants or animals. It's all just
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like you know, dude, with chemistry paste, you know, the
whole thing with cloud kitchens, and like very so l
A has a ton of them because there's such urban
density in areas. But maybe there's not a cheesecake factory
within five miles Kitchensio, I'm sorry to bring it up,
but say you have like your favorite Thai food, it's
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five miles from you, which doesn't sound like a lot,
but in l A that's at least an hour. So
then these cloud kitchens operate in really weird areas. They're
just like in a warehouse, but it'll be like five
restaurants together, all of the uber each drivers show up
right cranking out. They have the right bags and everything,
so when you get it, your human brain doesn't go, wait,
how did this get here an hour away? And this
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order was here fresh and hot in ten minutes. But
if they could in those shops not only have that
sweet quick service but also be manufacturing it. In the
back right, we have impossible burgers. We're making all of
our own stuff. That's the future. Taco Bell is kind
of way ahead of the game, thank you so much.
And if Demolition Man taught us anything. They did win
the franchise wars. They did so like all of them
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aren't cars like Taco Bell brand I think. Well, the
gag was like all our restaurants are tacoll Yeah, yeah,
it's like what and Dan Cortez is playing on a piano. Yes,
value of the Jolly Greene Giant Dan Cortez. I remember
that movie Greatest Cortez, Dan Cortez AOC second alright but
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different what about Nope, Dan Cortez is number one, not
the colonizer. Let's talk about are you guys writing on
your checks yet? Oh? Yeah? Really like today, I'm not
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sat here for everything with checks that doesn't matter how
much it's for. It sucks because some places don't take them. Though.
Now I have heard I haven't written had to write
the date I think on anything yet, but I have
heard people complaining about forgetting to change it to what
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do you mean, like from two thousand nineteen and then
there are some forms that have to zero one blank Yeah,
uh so problem. Well, but that was like this thing
right that was going around around New Year's I remember
getting I was on some chain email from a random
aunt or uncle being like, gotta write all the way
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out in your checks because you never know someone could
change a date from one one to one and then
they could cash it in la. It's it's all like
based off this idea that because it's twenty now you
can alter the years and things like that. But I mean,
while I understand the logic of it, like many of
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the people who are like in the consumer protection like
scam watch industry or like this, really, I mean there's
a lot worse things to be worried about than this
because a, as you know, checks aren't being used as
often as it should be doing h And also yeah
damna um and then that like number tampering on a
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check is even more it's like very uncommon, like people
are doing that, but because you catch it immediately, right yeah.
And I think also right that it would be I
think the second someone can tests it, they'll be like,
you know, it's not what this was. Um. And also
I think that but a lot of the experts are
saying it reminds them of like this Y two K
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thing because the changing of the decade and the number
change is fuel It's like it's just makes enough sense
to get people like all you know, a flutter over
it new number anxiety. You just have so much change
for our brain is an age dependent thing? Or is
this something we're gonna outgrow as a society where we
just stop saying, wow, can you believe how it's getting
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dark so quickly? How man, do you believe it's already
a new year? I can tell you that I have
started saying, so I don't I don't know if that
now hear me out people who I said it on
this show, and people were like, actually because of like
the way, uh the planet is tilted this year. Actually,
I don't think it was that. I think it was
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just like where we were in the period when we
sprung back, it was getting darker a little bit earlier
than it was in the past. Fall back, yeah, whatever,
bring forward, Yeah, spring back. I respect spring back. I
respect the Equinoxes, especially the gyms you do you always
have because they gift to Donald Trump. Wasn't Equalox. I
(15:51):
was getting it Doal Trump and it's um Ross, the
owner of the Dolphins, and he also is a major
investor in equal Ox. And then I think soul cycle,
Yeah alright, and how did that go? All the sole
cycles out of business? Yeah, tumbleweeds across the Arab just
landscape worked again, lonely bikes with the faint sounds of
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E d M pumping in the background. You know, what's
cool is to see a tumbleweed in the wild. Like actually,
so I was. I saw one up in the hills
that was so fucking big. People were enormous gated yeah,
and I was like, this isn't a fucking tumble and
I looked. I'm like, fun just like all sticks and twilets.
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I saw. I saw one on the highway that Ways
had registered as an object in the road. It was Yeah,
people were like, steer clear of this tumbleweed. But it
sounds like seeing like a coyote chasing a roadrunner. It's
like I didn't think that that was a real thing. Yeah,
like I knew it was, but like my brain is
like still like wa like to see that as much
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as I expect to see quicksand which is not a y.
I think the first time I saw tumbleweeds was like
in the desert somewhere when I was like maybe fourteen,
and I tripped out. I was like, no, fucking I'm
from Nevada, so I saw tons of them. Yeah, all
your friends growing up, we're tumbleweeds. Many yeahs would like
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a log spin again. I get ready to kick all right,
We're gonna take a quick break, we'll be right back,
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and we're back. And the Iran situation has according to
the president, Iran has backed down there. That's according to
his ego. Yeah, according to his ego, he wins no
back season. I think was a direct quote. Uh. And
there was also the matter of the plane that crashed
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while taking off right around the time that Iran was
sending the ballistic missiles at the US basis in Iraq,
so people were suspicious of it. There was I think
cell phone footage of what looked like a plane on fire,
flying through the air and then crashing and exploding. Uh.
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And now there's been more and more footage of that. Uh.
So it seemed people are starting to I mean, people
thought from the start that something might be going on,
but it seems like the consensus is starting to move
in the direction that the plane was accidentally shot down.
I mean, this is part of you know, the fog
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of war, as they all say, like writing you, because
because this administration or this president chose to assassinated official
in Iraq, you naturally have now upset whatever balance of
peace there was now and now everyone's on edge, and
you're leading to the two things like this, and it's uh,
I mean, it's just fucking tragic. The so many young
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people on that plane, US and a lot of people
who were like uh, you probably like Iranians who are
living abroad who are coming to visit family. There were
you know, there are a lot of they're Canadians on
the plane. There were Iranians on the plane. Yeah, and
a lot of people. I mean, the the ages of
the people is really tragic too, Like there's a lot
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I think something like there's a large majority or not
a majority, but a number of people were born after
on that plane. And I thought of the number of
conversations that involved you know, the US just killed back.
Are you sure Iran's the safest place to be going, Mom,
You're crazy? That's rough? Well, I think, and yeah, just
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by virtue of the situation, I think, I mean, really,
this is this is a direct effect of this unilateral
assassination that happened. I'm sure. I mean, now, I don't know, obviously,
we don't know what the details are of like whether
you know, the radar, like some sort of air defense
radar system had painted the plane as it took off,
and that's that set off a chain of offense that
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put them in a defensive posture. But you'd imagine that
as a result of this, the killing of Soleimani, that
you know, things are already very elevated and very tense.
I mean, this is this is the thing that happened
constantly or almost happened constantly during the Cold War, Like
I mean, there were all these examples of you know, uh,
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an alarm going off for somebody leaving a training tape
in the deck at Nora Read and everybody's like, oh,
we're we need to like fire back all our nuclear
weapons right now at Russia. Uh, and you know, just
cooler heads prevailing at the last minute. But I mean,
there's history is full of the human species just not
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being prepared to deal with the finality of war. Like
we're just not i don't know, smart enough or capable enough.
There's just too many ways to funk up. It just
feels so weird too, to be holding your breath again
sort of collectively, like, well, ten missiles aimed at a base,
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this is the start of it. Like sulmoney was kind
of like the Franz Ferdinand thing of Okay, there's the
first sort of thing to drop and then here's retaliation.
The fact that no American troops at least out of
the reports, maybe that's wrong. Maybe we're just getting false
in I'm sure if someone if there was real loss,
how is that possible? Well, I think because they have
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there's just such early warning systems that they know to
just get into bunkers and stuff. And I think there's
also possibly something where Iran didn't actually want to escalate
the situation. They knew they had to do something like this,
but they knew that if they killed US soldier that
that would, you know, escalate things more quickly. So they
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don't easy for them to learn. It doesn't make them
look not inept. How did it go great? And how
was we took out a plane accidentally? Right? That? That's
on me. I messed up. Did you get any of them? No? Zero?
That's that's a weird. Look. Well, I think it's all.
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But part of it too is just posturing because you know,
like every like this country too, you have hardliners who
are expecting something and you're like, okay, well I don't
want to fully you know, put this whole region into
just miserable armed conflict like that. So I mean again,
this is where you know, the the Iranians, they're saying like,
that's sort of our response, but again, knowing the numerous
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ways that at tax and be carried out, I mean,
it's it's it's it's foolish to think that this is
actually the end of it. But you know, this is
where you hope that if they actually had people in
four policy advisory positions that were actually worth a fuck
advising the administration rather than people whore at hell bent
on just like trying to bomb you know, other countries
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who don't yield to these American empire and based on
like him surfing the news cycle and just when whenever
he feels like it's going to be a good moment
for him to make a big splash. But just with
regards to the crash of the airline, so Iran is
still saying that the plane had a mechanical failure. Specifically,
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they're saying the plane's engine overheated. Uh, it was making
a turn to go back to the airport when it crashed.
But the the details that don't kind of line up
with that. And again these are early days. Usually, uh,
investigations into big plane crashes like this take months, if
not up to a year. But that doesn't totally make
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sense because the pilots didn't make a distress call by
all indication, and there was a normal flight and then
the plane disappeared from radar and then you see the
plane like in flames, falling turn over the black boxes
either right, that's what they said. Um, and yeah, you
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you would definitely have a distress call if there was
an engine problem like that would have happened. Uh. And
then yeah, there there's also these videos where the plane
appears to be in flames pretty high in the sky
as it falls out of the sky. Yeah. And then yeah,
so the the theory is that the plane was told
(24:39):
that they were entering airspace by whoever ended up shooting
them down, and that's why they were turning, was to
try and get out of harm's way. But those are
just you know, it's hard to do evasive maneuvers in
a seven thirty seven like that's a massive plane. So
obviously we'll keep our eye on that as more news breaks.
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But it's a fucking terrifying situation. Um, because this guy
hates Barack Obama. Yeah. Yeah, basically, let's talk about Mike Bloomberg. Yeah,
he's not a creep out. No, he's all right, let's
vote for him. Let's and vote for him. Judge Judy,
(25:28):
my goodness, I love you, my honor. I like your show.
But I have to remember too, you're worth like almost
like five million dollars, so of course you are not.
You don't live in the same planet as most people do.
But that video, she's like, I'm a judge. You can
judge a character. Uh huh, Mike Bloomberg, Judge Judy. But yeah,
(25:49):
so now this story is coming out where um, back
in like the nineties, he was uh, you know a
few different lawsuits for making crude remarks and creating like
a toxic workplace for women in the nineties. Okay, so
yeah he should be president, all right, that's it. Um. Yeah,
And like there's three cases that are still active against
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his company. But the whole thing is he's not like
releasing people from these n d as that were signed
as a result, because a lot of women are saying, like,
I really would like to talk about Mike Bloomberg, the dude,
not Mr. Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg. But they're like, but
I'm in like these NDAs and I don't want to
and so his whole thing is, like his take on
(26:31):
this is you can't just walk away from it talking
about the NBA's their legal agreements, and for all I know,
the other side wouldn't want to get out of it.
The other side being the women say they want to
get out of Yeah, I mean the shift he was
saying like was they said there was during when he
was running for mayor. There was like a book of
quotes from him in the nineties and one of the
things he said was if women wanted to be appreciated
(26:53):
for their brains, they go to the library instead of
a Bloomingdale's. Huh oh. Then said women, No, he just won, right, yeah,
he said. Then at the time he goes they were
just quote borched belt jokes. Uh huh, Okay, that's what
I say when a joke doesn't go over there, hang
(27:17):
on the borge area, right. I'm surprised he didn't say
his locker room talk. This of course comes in after somebody.
I think it was years ago, but it came up
again recently when he announced his candidacy that they it
was a journalist who was really impressed with what he did.
(27:37):
When it comes to gun control in New York and
they were at like some may or old dinner and
he entered and they ran up to him and we're like, oh, man,
I really want to say, like what a great thing
I think he did, and had somebody introduced him, and
he like spent two minutes telling him like how great
it was what he did and why it was great,
like doing this for gun control. And Bloomberg just turned
(27:59):
to him and said, you look at the ass on
that one about a woman who was Yeah, so again
that's who he is pretty fit to be president. Right,
Let's say, based on the evidence I'm looking at here,
he's got a really strong shot at this. He calls
him like he sees him. I like that. I don't
want another politician. Yeah, he's R O J. Which is
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what they're saying about Trump right now. It so political?
Which yours truly? Did you do you follow Jay on Twitter? No?
He he always opens every he posts videos of himself. Hey,
it's yours truly, Twitter World, It's yours truly. Somebody at
the Bills game had a Bill's jersey with Yours truly
(28:46):
written on the back. It was pretty great anyways. Uh No,
well just political. They were, you know, around the time
of the impeachment, they like asked for people to respond
to this sort of question. They posited, you know, based
on what you're seeing with the Ukraine Aid controversy that
the president is being impeached for, if the if all
the details were the same and you switched out Donald
(29:08):
Trump for Hillary Clinton, would you still be so like
casual about it? And a lot of people like it's
a false premise that cry okay, But one one man,
one brave soul, Keith Swartz from Tacoma, Washington, sixty six
years old. His response said this, first, he just this
(29:31):
is odd because he describes um the president as manic, uneducated,
illogical and essentially a horrible person, vulgar, a moral and narcissistic.
But okay, but this is the thing. He said, He's
done a fine job in the economy, in particular with
all the face of a democratic opposition that bends the
(29:52):
rules and abuses the process for three years. Uh and
like you know, trying to thwart him. And he says
to those who support what he accomplished, it feels like
he is r O J. Now they the guy wouldn't
say what he's accomplished, but I have I don't know.
I think it's purely that like this guy in the
face of he's he's thumbing his nose. That the people
(30:13):
I hate, so it's fine, is to the economy, right,
although like with o J, you know, you had a
lot of like black people looking at not o J
is clearly a killer, but like the energy around it
was sort of like, man, this legal system is so
fucked up. We see white people skate all the time.
R o J. Huh, and then some people, yeah, some people. Look,
(30:36):
everybody has someone in their family who you know, to
this day is probably like that that didn't happen. Most
people have figured out, oh no J, o J bad.
But this whole thing is sort of like I don't
know where Trump, you know, I don't know where he
lines up with that exact energy, aside from just feeling
like white people feel like they're being a I don't know.
(30:58):
I don't the trial. You watch the documentary, you see
like they show old footage from ninety three, and when
the trial was happening, people every day would show up
with signs. You know. That's the that's that rally energy,
that same thing of like I'm here and we're in
a shirt I made a sign. I'm psyched. I'm showing
you love. There's other people who agree with me, and
there's like there's power in the numbers involved in that
(31:18):
where like you can tell some of them, like the
look in their eye if someone just pulled them aside
privately and was like, all right, let's get you some
breathing and some water. Now, I want you to just
read this report here and look at these crime scene
photos and then do you still feel the same way?
Right right? Yeah? That would be the same thing I
think with Trump, like people, what do you do if
you started going like, let's start with Graham by the pussy,
(31:40):
let's just start there, then let's go to Storey Daniels,
just these character things to begin with. Well, that's weird
because that guy knew like it was weird. He was
able to articulate that. And I don't know if he's
just around so many like progressive liberal people that he's
just learned how to navigate like be like the same
conservative or something. He was like, no, I get it, man,
he's disgusting. He's a narcissist. But the way he gets
(32:02):
these bound people to the browns to the browns in
both cases, all right, that's leave forever. Uh. It's definitely
a false equivalency though, because you know, on one hand,
you have uh, the aggrieved party being people of color
(32:22):
who have been discriminated against and like put in prison
for not doing anything for years and years and years,
like the entire history of America, and in the other case,
Trump is getting back at the world for I don't
want to completely like diminish what the complaints of rural America,
(32:44):
but it doesn't feel like it's the same thing. I
think if one person I think you're all America was
falsely imprisoned, it's purely like, well, you had a bad
guy who you refused to say is bad, and I
think that's the That's sort of where it stops. Yes,
like there's an the thing about it. And in the end,
I mean like just even when looking at some of
(33:04):
the other defenses people were offering, it was just like,
all what about is ms? It was never like, uh,
I will engage this this like theory directly or this
question directly. I'll just be like yeah, but like you
don't know, like Clinton, like google Clinton body count. Uh,
I mean, did you have a good point Clinton body count?
I mean you know, like, let's let's look at what
happened Epstein, what happened those tapes on on that tape?
(33:27):
How to get destroyed? How that one tape got destroyed.
They recently announced that another tape, the tape of the
first of himself from the first quote unquote suicide Attempt,
got deleted. Whoops, I just got deleted so crazy. I
was going through my DVR. I was like, okay, I've
already seen that episode of Dr pimple Popper, and then
(33:47):
I had delete. I go weight, I think I just
deleted to Epstein Attempt. I mean, that's interesting because that
was one of the more mysterious aspects of the whole thing.
You know, he had this weird thing where he was
like I got assaulted, and people like he tried to
kill himself. And then they were like we're going to
(34:08):
put him on suicide watch, like we're not going to
corrupt cop right, Like did you guys see the original
deposition stuff when his like his attorneys with him. You
see the footage from like you kind of see like
a guy's who's in a suit, maybe from behind him
a bit of an arm, some shoulder. You see mostly
(34:29):
on Epstein and then the guy is very straight faced
trying to get to the bottom of these questions, going okay, um,
question two, is it true or not that your penis
is can be defined as eggshait? And then he just shakes,
I don't I don't need this, and then his lawyer
chimes in the first and taking the deposition, goes, no, no no, no,
this is this is this material. This is absolutely the case. Yeah,
(34:53):
it's described as being narrow at the base, wider in
the middle at the top. And I was so added
the suicides, I mean, the fucking killing, because I want
to get to the bottom of that. I don't know
we'll ever have they had answered, and that would have
been the first domino to fall. And then oh no,
I think I think it's been confirmed. He has an
(35:13):
egg shaped peanuts. Yeah he does la lamp. Well, no, no,
it's it's narrow at the bottom, wide in the middle,
narrow again at the top, like a lava lamp. Yeah. Yeah,
it's a little love lampa. Ok. Yeah, okay, but plug. Yeah,
there there we go, now something I'm familiar with. Moving on,
(35:36):
I think the reason it was material and they have
enough enough people who have confirmed that it's egg shaped
because you know, the people he's sexually assaulted who he
claimed not to have all confirmed it. People sometimes ask
me sorry to jump in, they just had this epiphany.
People sometimes ask like, oh, you like sports. I go yeah,
And I'm not like proud of it. Right. Some of
(35:57):
it's because of the idiot nature of like painting up
your face and dressing all crazy. But now I realized
the real reason is it's the perfect distraction for billionaires
to see what we're really interested in. A fifty people
all gathered together, yelling and screaming, and they're there. They're going, hey,
you know when you're being asked by the March of
Dimes to donate your money and I could cover the
(36:19):
whole fucking bill. I'm not And I'm right here among you,
watching the idiots by my popcorn and my beer for
twelve dollars a beer. That's the cheapest stadium right now.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be
right back. And we're back. And some Republican senators are
(36:50):
are mad at their bay because the Trump administration gave
them a briefing on the assassination of Sulmoney. It was
kind descending it would seem yeah, well it was. You know,
everyone was sort of like, hold on, if y'all are
really trying to meddle around, like really funk around and
trying to find out what a full on, like full
(37:11):
scale arm conflict in the Middle East, you need to
have some fucking receipts here, because like, even though yes,
we love Trump, they're still like, we still have to
sell this to other people. So what the funk happened?
Apparently at this briefing it was a whole lot of nothing.
One of the first complaints that both Republicans and Democrats
had was I didn't hear anything that I didn't read
(37:33):
on the news did this briefing. So like when they're like,
what about this imminent threat, they're like, well, look, dude,
this is the thing report on what it says. So
so right after that briefing, naturally, Democrats are like, this
is a fucking disgrace, Like what they just tried to
sell us in here, Like it was a non briefing,
which just just it looks terrible for the administration. But
(37:54):
you also had Ran Paul who's already been kind of vocal,
like he was very upset about I mean outwardly upset
by the move to to assassinate Solamani. But then Mike Lee,
who's also pretty much uh like a nailed on Trump
vote for anything, all that two of them came out
and they were a fucking heated. So this briefing must
(38:15):
have been I mean, the briefing has to be bad
when you have sycophants come out and they're like, what
the funk was that? And this is just listen to
mikely describe what this quote unquote briefing was like the
worst briefing I've seen, at least on a military issue
in the nine years I've served in the United States Senate.
What I found so distressing about that briefing was that
(38:36):
one of the messages we received from the briefers was
do not debate, do not discuss the issue of the
appropriateness of further miller military intervention against Iran, and then
if you do, you'll be emboldening Iran. Yeah, that's that's
what a authoritarian. Yeah, what are you gonna debate whether
(38:58):
or not we should drag our countries into war? Imagine
being one of these dudes having to go have a
town hall, which I thought was so funny during the
impeachment here. They they don't want to hear from America.
None of them have had a town hall in a year,
and then you have to go have this town hall
like there's no National Security Advisor, Department of holand Security,
all these head positions are empty. And then we've perpetuated
(39:21):
this ridiculous narrative that the whole reason this UH impeachment
sham is happening is the deep state can't trust the intel,
can't trust the CIA or the FBI. Who fucking gave
you this knowledge? Who did who gave you this intel
that was so crystal that you could trust it and
go get it if it were not just you trying
to do what you went on video in two thousand
(39:41):
and eleven to say Obama would do, which is start
a war to get re elective. And remember that it
was like Dad, he said that like seven years ago
in his UH from in his briefings from Trump Tower
when he was running for president. We looked at that
one I worked at Cracked. Cody Johnson found that channel
(40:03):
and it had like those videos had like three thousand views,
like that nobody watched them at all, Like even while
he was like the leading candidate for presidency. But yeah,
it was just an obscure place for him to rant.
And uh, yeah, it's shocking to me that there's still
(40:23):
people who are like, wait, they're behaving like authoritarians. It's like,
where where have you been? Mike Lee? Well, I think
it's like it to a point, people are so uh,
you know, factioned off, and so part is in that
you're in your mind you're like, well, that's my team,
and you don't get that. You're like, wait, what the
funk is this? Yeah, to a point, but again I
don't know what this actually means because they never like
(40:46):
that full interview or that those their comments they gave after.
They never go at Trump's neck, like directly started. If
you watched the whole long version, he starts it with going,
I'm a big fan of the president. I think he's
done a wonderful job. He's been an excellent leader. I
got he de escalated, But what the funk was that? Yeah,
but that briefing, I mean they must have had like that.
That must have been a rough draft that somebody gave that.
(41:08):
That seems to be their answer. Ear Yeah, hitting sender early.
They keep doing that for some reason. They just knew.
I think they really thought maybe these people would just
be like lockstep with the president and you're like, no,
this is what it is, y'all. Come on, you have
your you have your notes, now singing the song. I
mean when when Bush wanted to go to war, interac
that he you know, fabricated all the CIA intelligence they
(41:31):
got like America's most trusted military mind to like go
before the U N and just lie through his teeth,
and like they're just like here's a book report about
what it says on Fox News. Now if you question it,
I'm gonna fucking end you on Twitter. Well, also like
they realize how different the dynamics are, like they used
a lot of political capital to get the IRAP war
(41:52):
to happen, and to the point where everyone goes, what
the funk do we do? I mean any sane person
like we should not be doing this, But to other
people who want to pretend like they weren't part of
the war machine, like oh that was a mistake. Hum.
But I think now like they're doing like this shitty
sequel version that everyone has already seen. Plus it's low
budget CG graphics in it, Like no one's falling for
(42:13):
at this time. Are many people don't. And I think
they also aren't taking into consideration how many people are,
like have been affected by the Iraq war and aren't
necessarily being like, yeah, like let's let's do that. Let's
let's traumatize another generation of people. Like so, you know,
but this is a very This is the kind of shortsighted,
you know, strategizing you'd expect from this administration. I mean,
(42:35):
he definitely had something else in mind when he actually
okayed to the assassination, because he is quickly back to
a way and they're like, no, no no, we want here.
I mean, I wonder how many people just jumped on them,
I mean as much as they can, or people be
like that was really we really got to tell you
that we fucked up. But I don't know how that
conversation works in this administration because I feel like the
(42:57):
last thing people in the White House are gonna do
is tell the President he's just fucked up. Someone does, though,
because the good people on both sides things. There was
a contrite response with the crazy adderall and looking back
and forth to teleprompters the same way this one was,
where his natural reaction is like it and someone has
(43:17):
to do. We're gonna write you a fucking speech. Don't
go one word off what I'm saying. Who has that? Like?
Who checks him like that? Well? I also wonder if
he because I do think the one thing he trusts
other than his own gut and Ivanka is what he
sees on TV. And so you know the footage from
Iran of like three million people in the streets like
(43:40):
for Solimani's funeral, the only time that America has had
remotely that close close to that number of people in
the streets are protesting him. So like I do wonder
if he just like sees that in his like or
I mean a lot of any poll that he looked
at a majority of people like that was the worst
thing you've had done. I trust him even less, like
(44:01):
the global poll there was, like the one that was
like of Earth. Doesn't trust him like with his own
like fucking hair, you know what I mean. So let's
talk about a brighter future. Brighter future, that's right, thank you,
oh Bell, talk about it. They are about they are
(44:23):
on the path for all kinds of wokeness. They are
they want to make all the consumer facing packaging worldwide recyclable,
compostable or reusable and add recycling and composting bins and
all restaurants, and they're going to use that to make
their food, right, they just a nice exactly that composted
(44:45):
food becomes your guys, we shouldn't knock this. We shouldn't
in any way even give a sliver of doubt for
companies to catch onto at least attempting this. So many
major chains don't offer any kind of recycling. People this
fucking hole here. Yeah, ridiculous. At the time, I'm like,
I'm gonna leave this here in case maybe someone like
in my sometimes it's I have like that thing where
(45:07):
like I can't throw this in the trash, and then
you'll be places like now we don't recycle here, or
like you'll travel in certain counties are like yeah, there's
no recycling program, and you're like, okay, I'll take it
home with me. Then such a high percentage of airports.
But do you think that's a little bit like higher
tiered as far as awareness. I think the wart it
(45:27):
could be because like in L A L A X,
you have like paper plat I think so a little.
It's not like universally term terminal. I think it's just
it's baffling. Like rental car companies almost never have it,
and virtually everyone at some point stops and gets like
a bottle of water. Anything you drop off a car,
there should be one there. Little things like that, like
if Hurts adopted the same thing, we could at least
(45:48):
start getting behind, Like good for you, Taco Bell. I
think we should. I think it's ridiculous that so many
giant companies go no one. No one pressured us too. Yeah,
and they're like when it's expensive. So anyway, so that
what they're also doing is, like we've talked there there
like increasing their college like education fund for like employees
and people who are you know, fans of the bell um.
(46:08):
And they're also like been really aggressively trying to be
like the number one fast food place for like vegetarian options. Okay, fine,
well they already are, aren't that For the most part,
they don't really advertise that. It's almost like a secret
vegetarians know is that you can go to Taco Bell
and get really gonna get it all baby. But now
what they're trying to do is they're they're testing a
program where they're actually like trying to retain like their
(46:31):
top employees, paying restaurant managers up to a hundred thousand
dollars a year, like to get their salaries up to
that point, which is interesting because a like, yeah, people
need to be paid living wages, and I think right
now that like right now a Taco Bell manager makes
between fifty and eighty So this is some people could
potentially double their income. But also like there's some place
(46:52):
like in and Out, Okay, people over there ship like
locally everyone knew, like you could get a lit as
job in and Out because managers they're get between a
hundred and hundred fifty depending on like if you get
your goals and ship. Also, shout out to the saggy fries.
I will eat them. I will order light fries. This
is a saggy fries segment because Taco Bell has some
some very soggy potato options. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
(47:15):
I love them. And those chicken roll ups yeah, those two.
I gotta try them all. I gotta live moss baby.
So I'm sorry all this to say, I'm leaving the
dailies I guys to become a manager of talking about
congratulations man, thank you man, Come by my store what's
store three three to eight. That's my location? Yeah one,
(47:36):
and I can live moss there. Oh yes, sir. Uh,
let's talk about megs it as super producers. Sophie is
calling it. H That is Harry and Megan quitting their job.
Is when Taco Bell got rid of the mex amount, right,
yeah that was? Did they bring it back? No? You
(47:57):
gotta look. I can tell people on Twitter all the
time you to order cheesy roll up ad beef ad pego.
Got it? Okay? Uh um. So apparently they're not just
Britishy socialites, which is what I thought the royal family was.
They are employees of the states, sir. And they make
(48:21):
those appearances that the queen's behest and the Queen controls
all their money, which is wild. But they have a
lot of money, like they are funded by taxpayers. Uh.
And they basically mentioned that or made allusion to that
in their uh you know, divorce papers or whatever, like
(48:44):
their letter explaining why they're leaving their dear dear Queen Elizabeth. Yes. Uh,
they're saying part of their goal is to establish independent wealth. Uh.
And some people in England are saying that that's kind
of bullshit because they're they're still going to have like
a million dollar a year protection like social security type thing.
(49:08):
Well look, I mean they're not social security, a secret
service type thing. Oh got it? God right. I mean look,
Megan should just get start acting again, you know, making
more money than your and you can. You can, you
can support your waiste roll of a husband. Yeah, exactly.
Also move out here, like I keep saying, so I
can hang with Harry. I'm saying, we need to launch
(49:29):
the equivalent of Encino Man for Harry learning what it's
like to be human being in society and but specifically
the San Fernando Valley. Yes, and Megan is the poly
short character. It's it's weird. I should tell Harry. I'm like, hey, man,
before we entered our physical bodies, we were just souls
in the universe, and you happen to end up in
(49:51):
that body and I ended up in this one. Who
knows that you could have been me? All right? Because
you guys were born the same day, same day, exact
same day. So about that? Hello, uh carry yeah, hello
me a couple of things. So the brother, oh no,
he's like that makes me rather uncomfortable. So people the
(50:12):
comments on Instagram are shockingly mean to Megan and saying
she's like a black widow who's oh my god, really
the world. Oh I don't know if the words black widow,
but like that seems to be just the idea that
she like kills families. I wouldn't be surprised because even
in like the tabloids just like her exotic DNA. Oh yeah.
And then there was another one She's like straight out
(50:34):
of almost Compton. Yes, and I was like, yeah, that
was face. That was the headline like after their engagement
was announced. Yeah, so those are real. Yeah, those are
So she's been just endlessly shipped upon for being different,
not adapting to royal culture, wanting privacy, uh, for being
(50:55):
not white, right, not white person from America. Like there's
genuinely rayists, like openly racist stuff on social media and
then like coatedly or you know, implicitly racist stuff in
the mainstream media. So that's worth keeping in mind why
she wants out of being like hounded by the media,
and Harry has PTSD from his mother being literally killed
(51:17):
by being hounded by journalists. Like that's she was speeding
away from the paparazzi when her car crashed and like
was dealing with all sorts of ships. So I don't
I'm not as mad at them as as the royal
watchers are in England. Yeah, that all makes sense. Cool.
(51:37):
I mean, I don't know why we still give a ship?
Why are we there, Royalty? It's an absurd, antiquated notion
that we pay attention to him. That's part of it.
If we perpetuate it by going, O what are they
up to? H and then we if we all just
went like, who gives a ship? They don't do anything.
They suggested that Megan's avocado consumption is responsible for mass murder.
(52:05):
Her charity cookbook was portrayed as somehow helping terrorists. Also,
you know, it's fun fact the exotic DNA line comes
from Boris Johnson's sister who works at the Daily Mail.
Yeah's who wrote that. Well, his background as being a
conservative journalist and overall just a piece of shit, I think, yeah, yeah,
I just think of a rose. You never used your thrones,
the ones you loved abandoned you from the office. When
(52:27):
David brent sings the whole song about then rushing through
the Paris night, they hounded you. Thus anyway, good bye
English Road. Good night, my sweet princess. That's what David
Brent sings at the I think, what is it the
training episode? The Training episodes one of my favorite, and
(52:49):
then he starts singing about aliens coming down and all
kinds of ship man, one of the great episodes of
TV of all time. Super producer Around Hosni wanted me
to emphasize that, in her opinion, he has Harry still
has PTSD from watching his mother be literally murdered by
his grandmother, which is a conspiracy, you know, like subscribe
(53:11):
to what kind of fucking spicy xenophobic ship was Queen
Elizabeth saying or him like in the beginnings, because you know,
you know, Grandmother's like they there's no they take the
break off if they really need to get through to you,
like they will damage your whole soul with some ship.
She's like, what you're saying, I'm Harry and you're her right,
(53:33):
And I'm like, she's just lovely. She's chiming, she's so
excited to meet you. I find her hair to be
a bit rough. What grandma talking about. I mean again,
I'm not surprised from someone who's literally the Queen of England.
If and your grandma if she had some old school
takes on by racial because I mean what she was
(53:54):
with Dodi Fayette before that, she could have been her stepdad,
you know what I mean. And Mohammed, I'll fight. He
put up so much money trying to figure out what
the funk happened. Princess Michael of Kent were an overtly
racist brooch U bacha man? Uh yeah wait what was it? Brooch? Brooch?
It was a like black face thing, like a what
(54:18):
the you get the funk out of here? Man? And
also I I said that the mainstream media was less
overtly racist, but a BBC host compared the couple's newborn
baby to a chimpanzee on Twitter. So good group over there. Yeah,
I don't think it's been before her problem, but I'm
going out. I'm gonna say something very brave. I think
(54:39):
we should cancel the British monarchy. Sorry said it. Yeah,
they're canceled. I don't think that's that controversial to take.
I think, and I haven't even read history. You're not
a nic colonia as man, give it a chance. My
favorite form of architecture in perialism into that. Oh yeah,
(55:01):
well that's how I live here. Uh, David, it's been
a blast having you man as always, where can people
find you? Follow you? And as their tweet you've been enjoying. Uh,
there's a tweet I liked. This is like a kind
of a two part The first one is UM. You
get the guy's name. It's a stop motion thing from
(55:22):
UM A tool Kazbakar, I believe a t u l
and it's just this On Twitter. K s b e
k a r, an astro photographer, has clicked an exceptional
video wherein we can feel the rotation of the Earth
using a tracking mount aligned with the North Star. He
kept clicking images every twelve seconds for the next three hours.
(55:43):
The camera is looking at the same portion of the
Milky Way the whole time, so you just see like
the curvature of the Earth as well as so normally
like it's a tripod. And then you see ship going by,
but this kind of moves with it. And then Brendan Walsh,
my buddy who goes by Malibu. Brendan on Twitter wrote
this doesn't prove the Earth isn't flat, though, scientific wonder.
(56:09):
He's gotten really into the hashtag KG for cuth America.
Great he's he's such a punk on Twitter that it's
real maddening to follow him because he pretends constantly to
be like a maga guy. Yeah, and then he also
tends to be his ex wife Trish, and then his son.
And then what else to do? Farts to make me
come just a child. I lived with a guy I
(56:33):
won't get out his name because he's so embarrassed by this,
But he didn't know Brendon at all, and he came
home one day and he was like kind of perplexed
and sort of beside himself, and he like threw down
his keys and goes man Brendon and his ex got
into it today on Twitter. Oh my god, that's amazing.
(56:54):
But you can find me at David Hansberger dot com
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(57:37):
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like mobile like pay as you go mobile providers, and
it was like a cell phone, but it was a
text conversation that said your father passed away last night
and it says what what um? I was writing? People
find you and what's the tet? You've been injured? Well,
(58:00):
you can find me on Twitter, Instagram, and I was great.
It was to find my other podcast, favorite nine show
now I love it? Is there a tweet? I like, yes,
there's a couple and if you weren't clear on those,
you should go back to the past episodes if you
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Rax at I am the war Rax. If the U. S.
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(58:20):
And also Joe Joe Castle Baker says, my five year
plan is to fuck it's a simple and dumb as
uh you already said in that mishmash you said. Uh.
Also the live shows, Yeah, people need to know about
these live shows in January twenty Gateway Theater, Oh, thank
(58:43):
you so much. In San Francisco. Than January, We're gonna
be in Portland, Oregon. I mean, look look at look
at my Twitter thread. You know, we got tickets everywhere.
We're coming for you everywhere. And then and for everybody
who's asking what about this place? What about Atlanta? What
about this is stuff? This is just still February, you
know what I mean. And then once these places clearly,
(59:04):
we'll probably be going to Staple Center at some point.
I'm pretty sure I have the strength of these smaller venues.
They will realize. And then I think Wembley. Wembley. Uh
in the fall, Anna's shaking her head pretty aggressively. Now, Okay,
I spoke. I misspoke. It's going to be the O
two Arena in London. Sorry, not Wembley. Tweet. I've been enjoying, Dana.
Donnelly tweeted, I would do anything for my family except
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spend more than two days straight with them. Ever again,
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as well as the song we right out on Miles
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second beat. It as from Deaton Chris Anthony, who's like
a designer and producer and all kinds. I didn't I'm
this person wears many apps. But this song featuring Claro
Coco and Claire Claire or uh it goes. It's called
race Car and it's just like, I don't know, it
feels like some ship you would hear playing in Um
(01:00:08):
Corbin Dallas's cabin, Filmy or something like if hip hop
was around on that dimension it is. Yeah, gotta be uh.
I don't know why supposed to be played by Prince
was Chris Tucker's character was supposed to be played by
Prince Ruby Ryan, Yeah what wild uh see that's why
Prince Pride passed away? You should have played I think
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for today. We will be back on Monday. You guys
have a great weekend, now be here. Uh I don't know. Also,
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buy tickets for our live show. Did you say Saturday
p m. A Gateway Theater? I did, Grandpa? Okay, what's
the live show? You microwaved your socks again too. It's
not how you're gonna dry them ship. All right, we'll
talk to you guys on one day. Actually, we'll talk
to you this afternoon for a trending episode. Jesus, where
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am I? Doctor? By? Everyone? Tell me how I'm crazy?
I can't just want to be your baby? My race
car even catch up? Need to remind you like to
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look at me? Okay, al right, okay, okay, all right, okay,
stay from the five and her baby they swallow win
this race.