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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season seven or nine,
Episode one of The Guys podcast. Will we take a
deep dither than New America's share consciousness and say, officially
off the top, fuck Coke Industries and fuck Fox News.
It's Monday, April two, nine, team and named Jack O'Brien
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courtesy of Hannah Saultis and on the thrial to be
joined as always by by co host Mr Miles. Yes,
that's right, get ready for the one of the greatest
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That's probably the best one, fucking mind? Yeah, thank you,
thank you. I don't even red Yeah, well you know,
and it's not for everybody, right, so shout out to
a few people for for that one. We'll get that
one to Christie, I'magucci main okay, yeah, and a few
other people. But yeah, I mean it has been redacted. Yeah,
well you know, but look, if you guys are in studio,

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you would know, but someone just won't know. Good God. Also,
kissing the face of God. I felt like I heard
your a k before. Oh for real. Yeah, ship, well
maybe mine was also redacted like that both redacted a
ks and we're thrilled to be joined in our third

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by the hilarious comedian and performer Mr. If you want
anyway a k A won't if he do it? Yes,
if he will already go? Yeah? Yeah, how's everybody doing it? Oh?
Just great? Just great? Okay? Man? Man like that night
Cerio Jersey. Don't like that six shirts? Why who's your team?

(01:51):
Like like like born rights just like me? And yeah,
I didn't grow up with Shottla buff though, I grew
up with that redhead Malcolm had a crush with and
Malcolm in the middle. Oh ship, yeah she went. She
tried flexing it when I was trying to get an
act and gave me no tips. Who in the game? Now? Yeah,
I want to school with the Olsen Twins right man? See,

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if I would know, I would be just giving that
number give me. Yeah, I wish I could get a
man if I could just give me a fashion line.
Mary Kase, Oh my gosh, you have a crush on
Remember we had Madison Brigo come up to me like, hey,
she wants to dance with you that eighth grade. Yeah,
so you know your boy. I mean I heard that
was peak Miles Gray. Oh yeah, I peaked everyway. My

(02:36):
hairline was strong, I was I had appealed to child stars.
I've seen those pictures with the money fanned out. Oh no,
that was when I was nineteen. And also the Lockman
wrist watch I bought is such a huge fan of
fabulous and all his freestyle and talk about techno marine
watches and Lockman's No one knewho hasn't been to a
live show has seen that money fan out picture? Right?

(02:59):
Oh yeah, that's why I gotta come to the live
shows because you can see. Oh you know I posted
on on Instagram a while ago. I'll go back because
now I'm mostly doing TBT s now right out of ran,
out of ideas, man, yeah, just like hey look at me.
Well it's funny because when you whenever you try and
run a theme on Instagram, you always bail on yourself

(03:20):
because you think no one's interested. Like during I think
it was either I think it was September. I was
doing Sneak Timber where I'd do a different shoe every day,
and then I just stopped because like no one cares
and someone's like what happened to Snake Timber? And I
was like, damn, I broke the street for nothing. There's
somebody out there living for that. Yeah. Um alright, well,

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speaking of shoes, what you've got on right now? If
you oh, you know, I got these plays uh sent
to me by Zykeganger, you know, and I truly appreciate it.
They got some of the zigang say you that, ye,
where's my where's my slipper? Hey? Look way from the
San Francisco Like yeah, yeah, that's why you got to
talk to people after shows. But I did was being fancy.
You should have. He had a full security. He had

(04:02):
seen that big dude who roles with Kendrick, That's who
Miles had, Yeah, pushing people back where me I was.
I just I was like Gandhi out there. I just
like extended my hands like come chill with me, and
the people passed me all your your joints. I'm here
for you. I'm not Hollywood like these other two hosts.

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For the people. Nerdificent for the people. No, shout out
to everybody out no West Coast Sunrise. Them boys came
through for me, and shout out Joe who met up
with me in l A said, help me with the
hell me with the holidays. But yeah, if you if
you got free shoes, let me know, I mean out where, Yeah,
I will too. Good. Alright, guys, if you were going

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to get to know you a little bit better in
the moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a few
of the things we're talking about. We're just doing a
skin We're hitting on a lot of topics today. We're
talking about how Movie Passed has continued to lose with
That's just like when we're feeling and bad, we just
go back to a Movie pass story being dead horse
beat up on them. Uh. We're gonna listen to uh

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ancestry dot com uh at or describe it. I guess yeah,
I describe it. Don't need we don't we don't need
to let people onto the nightmare that was that terrible.
Holy shit. We're gonna talk about a viral video that
was going crazy at the end of last week, Game
of Thrones re releasing the Black Panther soundtrack. Uh, talk

(05:28):
about where people are at with the Mueller Report, and
just hit some of the highlights of that and of
the responses. We're gonna talk about the GOP coming at
AOC thinking they wanted the smoke, and turns out they don't.
It turns out they have asthma. Yeah, well they do
not want to smoke. Uh, we're gonna talk about Coachella.

(05:49):
We're gonna talk about the shell On challenge. But first,
if we like to ask our guest, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
So I went to my search history to look, but
then I saw something that blow because I don't know
how it got there. I don't know where it came from. Yeah,
I popped in my reading list and it has uh,

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you know, documents six that links to like l A
Casting makes sense. Then hardcore trainer fat loss stack at
bodybuilding dot com makes sense. Your Amazon dot Com makes sense,
Black Taylor dot store collections, some track suit makes sense,
farm brand. The last one is an X videos and

(06:32):
it says Judy hopping on some dick, Judy getting the
full's Utopia experience. I don't know where that came from.
I don't think this is me, but it's in my phone.
It's it's not only so you like to get down mobile.
I don't know what how this, how this ended up?
In my reading list. But yeah, yeah, I think I

(06:58):
don't know how got it in that that Fool's Utopia experience.
How does anybody know what that means? I don't know. Yeah, Judy, Judy,
what's her face from the Rabbit Rabbit? Yeah, I don't
know what. How is my little man? I'm not trying
to you know, look, I'm just trying to imagine if
it's like the really the Sloth, if it's like that,

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so it's just extremely slow motion, or like if it's
if it's like a Ponda Ponda floor major laser video style,
like Off the Ladder Daggery. I don't know. I'll look
into it tonight for the first time. Wait, so how
do you suspect that ended up in your history? I
think it's probably one of those things where like I
was trying to bookmark another video and then it clicked

(07:43):
the next one over Judge Judy, Yeah, yeah, you know
how much I want to get You know, Danny was
on last week and you know she brought she brought
the porn take. Yeah, man, I'm glad if you just
needs to do a porn yeah, I know to Yeah,
or just turned the difference in into porn y, Hey,

(08:05):
I'm good with the titles. Yeah, that's why I do
what I do. Porn in l A, right, you know
what I mean, porn in l A. Or we could
just reboot that one show that was on HBO with
seymore Butts where you all remember that it was still sex. No,
it was like it was a reality show about his
like porn business, and it would follow him around and

(08:26):
like sometimes you got to see some boobs, which is why,
like young if he was into it, but it really
was like following like the behind the scenes of family business.
Yeah yeah, Oh that was just like too real. Like
that was just like sometimes sometimes things that a little
too real. Yeah, what I mean that was that was

(08:47):
some ship that I watched when I was a kid,
Like same as real sex. He was like, you know
this is on TV. I can watch it with impunity.
And you would have been in your twenties when this
show came on. Oh really yeah, because it came on
the early two thousands. Sex was real sex was that
tap tap professions were also put me onto adult things.

(09:09):
I did not know where possible. What was that one about?
Like it would show like the it was like something
in John's and it was like all the sex workers.
There was pimps up pose Down. Yeah, okay, then there
were hookers at the point, and then that's the one
I followed. I think I followed the whole saga. Yeah,
they had a whole yeah. And then there's really it
was weird because like it was probably like a compelling

(09:30):
look at sex work, but like young if he was
like sometimes they showed a silhouette of sex happening. Yeah
that's right. Yeah that was yeah, that was like that.
The pimps up Pose Down was more like about pimp
culture and stuff. And then there's that one dude, Mr.
White Folks who was the white pimp. Yeah, it was
just like you thought he was a character from The
Wayness brother show Man. Yeah, all that all that TV.

(09:54):
Just call them Living Color. The Wayne's Brothers. No, No,
I mean like the when because there was that character
White Mike. Wasn't that as Brothers? Yeah? Yeah, I have
seen waiting to come on? Now you did you watch
Wayne's Brothers with Shawn and you just watched in Living
Color until man? No, that was like mid nineties yeah,
or you know you're onto like you know, but at

(10:17):
that time I was really into in Living Color when
I was like ten eleven. Yeah, yeah, that was I
watched it all the way to the end. Yeah yeah.
At did they celebrate their anniversary, right, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
I feel like any sketch comedy show isn't going to
age well because it's such a because the nature of

(10:39):
sketch comedy. Because what happened recently was there was that
like Khiton episode and they had that Nerds sketch and
a lot of nerds got real offended at the depiction
of nerds and it's like, well, the nature of sketch
comedy is to have these blown out, exaggerated characters. Like
in sketch comedy, they're never saying this is what the
thing is like you, that's that is the nature of

(11:02):
writing sketch, which was which made it even more offensive
when people are like I'm a nerd and I can
write a better sketches, Like no, because you just simply
missed the main what sketches you You are saying you
can do something better when you are proving you don't
understand the nature of the medium that you're trying to
go into. That's just you know, like, and I think
we have YouTube to blame for that. Because there's a

(11:23):
lot of stuff that gets away with being called sketch comedy,
where it is like more you you have these more
subdued characters because people kind of get it. But the
nature of SNL and those type of like live sketches,
you're playing these blown out characters. So anyway, but sometimes
the humor is from coming from like actual homophobia. Yeah,
like you couldn't play Handyman in the Tiny Avenger now.

(11:45):
But that's what I was saying, is like that the
thing of it is when you're when your whole medium
is based off of stereo blown out stereotypes, eventually it's
just gonna like it's it's already walking that line and
then let a few years pass and it's like, oh,
this is just trash. This is not good. Plus, like
I will say, I'm not defending that that sketch, by
the way, it was not funny. There were no jokes

(12:06):
in it. The jokes were like what if nerds are nerds?
But I feel like it's very like a lot of SNL.
And I realized this more like the older I get
is just like the impression that like Middle America would
have of like mainstream culture. So it's like, here's what
a nerd would be. Just like they're coming from exactly

(12:27):
the middle of the culture. It's like not yeah, they
don't have a point of view. And I feel like
that's why they've been able to last that long, is
like they are just like always trying to find the
dead center of the And it's and it's funny too,
because it seems like they're the ones that everyone celebrate
or blows are are always the niche ones when they
do make a need like that. What was the Tiffany

(12:49):
Hattish one where she played like a fighting game character? Oh? Yeah,
so funny. And it was because it's like such a
niche thing that this is the one that the middle
America isn't gonna get. You went with a lear point
of view and choice, and it was hilarious just talking
about how characters just rocked em. Yeah, it's so good. Yeah,

(13:10):
I love King Beakers so much. All Right, what is
something you think is overrated? Something I think is overrated?
I'm trying to like mix it up because I feel
like I always come to be like people's reaction to
this and this and this, and because I want to
be like yucking people's yums. But I swear to god,
I've probably done that five times by this point. Uh So,

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I want to say overrated is you know, live tweeting stuff,
mostly because like I was surprised. I'm not into Game
of Thrones, but like when I'm on Twitter, it was
interesting that like people were just like live tweeting their
experiences and like spoilers as the show was running, and
I was like, man, what happened to like the kind
of golden rule on spoilers? Why? And also it's like

(13:55):
why do you who is this entertaining for? Because if
I'm reading your tweets while why, I'm not giving the
show enough attention and you're not giving you're missing ship
because you're like tweeting like oh when when so and
so showed up? That had me like and like, was
that was that really a well thought out tweet? Like
is that going to hold up the next day after
everyone sees it and has time to give full attention

(14:17):
to this silly, dumb reaction? Yeah, life live. So there's
an element of egomania with live tweeting, right, because you're
you're assuming that people want to have a companion feed
to the content they're watching. Yeah, they're like I want
this person's commentary the whole time because sometimes like when
you look at like if you see someone's live stream
tweet out of sequence, out of context, what the fun

(14:40):
was that? Right? Yeah, they're like, oh, okay, I see
it's like reading live tweets as if you only listen
to Amigo song but it's only the ad libs, right,
You're like, what's going on, Jenny? What happened Jenny? But
it's funny because like I do like live tweeting when

(15:02):
people do like Old Ship that I have seen, because
then it's like, oh, I don't I already know the
context no matter what you're like, Like, I love when
people are like I'm watching you know, Boys in the
Hood for the first like that I feel is most
successful because everyone has it's in the zeit guys, like
you don't need context. But if you're watching like this
show that even though a lot of people are watching,

(15:24):
only a few people are watching, and you are also
like the risk the reward, like, yeah, you might ruin
the show for someone in the hopes that you might
make a couple of people chuckle, Right, yeah, spoilers. I think,
wasn't it Lacey who came? I was like funk people
who don't like spoilers. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's a
very lacy is the person who's gonna eat a whole

(15:47):
like ham sandwich from subway in the middle of a
movie like the quiet Place and let the crinkles of
your subway just ruin the movie experience. And she's gonna
be like, what if you wanted a quiet movie theater,
you should have bought up the whole theory that is
that is lazy. I love her, but that's her. That's
her brand right there. When your spoilers. It's not that

(16:09):
I disagree though, that that is an underrated thing is
when people like actually live tweet a movie that like
everybody seen, like I'm watching Jaws for the first time. Yeah, yeah,
I think Shelby Farrell actually did that exact thing. I
love that because because it is like this thing that's
like so kind of second nature to you because you
know it and you're seeing someone really experienced. That is good.

(16:32):
I like that. Yeah, I was doing I would keep
it up for about an hour. I'd be like, I'm
watching Crank too, was like I'm watching Time Cop get
Ready and be like in the middle of the night,
no one acting with pardon me, just felt like I
need to let you know, what if somebody just like
saved Game of Thrones episode one for like they laugh
tweeted it now like people still like those takes? Yeah,

(16:57):
or maybe don't live tweet it. Maybe do a word
doc and then workshop your ship and then posted. A
lot of people can use a bit of workshop and uh,
let me just send it by me. I will copy
edit your your ship and then well, now I'm just
doing all right. What is something you think is underrated?
Something I think is underrated right now? Is uh the

(17:21):
Division two? Wow, I'm coming with the video games, you know,
because I think Ubisoft is a very interesting uh game
publisher in the sense that they nine times out of
ten are scuffing they're released. They scuffed their release. But
the one thing I think, and actually I'm gonna re
reward this underrated is ubi Soft the company. Yeah, I'm

(17:46):
I'm gonna tell you why, because I've played a lot
of games. I mean, I play it so much that
I get paid for it. Uh, make sure you hit
me with that free twitch prime stub on twitch ift
s Uh. But one thing that's kind of frustrating with
games is there are a lot of concepts that come
out that are cool and they don't do well at first,

(18:10):
and then devs will just abandon it and be like,
all right, let's go work on the next one. But
you're like, no, you had something here, it would be
nice if you worked it out. Ubisoft is a Triple
A company who are well known for doing that because
they have so much money they and they have just
this constant release schedule, they can do it. However, ubi
Soft will listen to the community and fix their game.

(18:33):
Rainbow six sieges in your like four or five right now,
and it did have an extremely scuff released, lost a
lot of users up front. But what they did was
they would listen to the users, talk to the community,
was very responsive in the reddit, made all the changes,
and then would do these free weekends so people can

(18:54):
try it out again, and then people would buy back
into it, and now they have this strong, dedicated communey
just through doing that same thing happened for fore Honor scuffed,
listen to the community, work worked through it and got
it right. And then uh and and I feel like
Division two, same thing. And if there is something where

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you're like, damn, why are you scuffing all your releases,
and I think it's just because you have the I
think what we learned from Bungee and Destiny working with
Activision is when you have like a big corporation behind you,
they it's it's kind of like when any art that's
kind of owned by a corporation, where there's this like

(19:34):
robotic expectation for you to do things quickly but with
the same quality with less of a budget, and that
oftentimes will mess things up and then they move on.
But Ubisoft is doing the due diligence of actually making
sure it's fixed and keeping the community supported, and I

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think that doesn't get enough credit because it does and
happened often for most other games. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah,
there's so many games I've loved that I had to
let go because they're like, oh no, the dev's just this. Yeah.
There was a game I was trying to cover while
it was at BuzzFeed that was like a VR cooking game,
and it was literally one of the only VR cooking
games that was like a cooking simulator, and I couldn't

(20:19):
get in contact with the dev's. It seemed like they
were just completely done with the game and like you know,
BuzzFeed is this huge YouTube channel, and I was just
trying to make a fun, goofy video. But like I
was like, that would have been so many eyes on
this game, and many of the comments when people were like,
oh this game is type, we're like, well, the dev's
abandoned it, right. Well, you know, my one not to
be soft is why don't you make an Assassin's Creed

(20:41):
game that doesn't feel like every other motherfucking Assassin's Creed game?
How about that ye had a specific I can only
climb a motherfucking tower and sink the map in the
swan dive into a baila. Hey, so many motherfucking times
I'm wondering why did I give you another sixty dollars?
But that is a whole other grape called done that
as a pirate? Yeah, right, exactly as a centurion? And

(21:02):
then what is it they tease the new one in
the Division two? Also, I think, so, what the funk
is it? Vikings? Yes, because like if you look in
the theater, it's like, oh, is this a Norse god?
But he's got the little apple? You know. Anyway, you said, right, cool, guys,
I could get into my ubie soft but it would
take us too long. So let's just get to your myth.

(21:23):
Oh man, I guess the myth is just because you
do and I think going into you know, this next
election and next political cycle, just because you say something
or do something wrong doesn't mean you are a wrong person.
And I just want that X to fill X. So like,
just because you say something racist doesn't mean you're a

(21:45):
racist if you continue to say it right, well, then
if you say something homophobic doesn't mean your home because
I feel like that's a lot of times where we
get a lot of the budge or the pushback is
when you say, like, hey, like if if you know,
if you're somebody said like, oh man, if you overhear
Coonan just seeing it on Twitter, not knowing it's a

(22:06):
bad thing, I was like, oh man, that's racist, And
instead of being like, oh, then I won't say that thing,
people would just be like I'm not racist, and you're like, well,
hold on, that's not the conversation. Not so much that
you're being like being like, hey guys, let's leave people
who say racist alone. You're saying that we yeah, that
you have to create the space of understanding, like they're

(22:28):
teachable moments or people don't have to be so in
trench but thinking like because I'm calling this thing, this
act out, this is this isn't to the people calling
people out. This is what the people being called out.
It's like, if you're called out on something, don't rush
to be to be defensive and really like look at
the moment, Like I feel like everything moves so fast,

(22:49):
especially on Twitter, and I mean that's where most of
this ship is happening, and it is like this moment
of because I'm on the spot, I need to defend myself.
And we are more concerned about defending ourselves than like
really learning and like finding out why someone feels that way.
And I try and be better about that too, Like

(23:10):
where it's like if someone's like, oh this thing you're
doing a sexist or is this that or the other,
I'm like, okay, well why is that? So I can
understand it and not do it. So the lesson you
want to teaches take a moment to be self aware.
Yeah you know, look at what you do. Guess right,
But I guess that. But that is the thing I
think most people don't aren't willing to have that sort
of level of accountability or introspective enough to say like, oh,

(23:33):
that's interesting, I can understand that what I'm that the
values or the subtext of this thing is is being
seen as whatever the issue is, what are the problematic
thing is. It's very hard, especially when you think of
people who have like big followings on Twitter. You you
start to believe yourself to be this sort of authority.
So if anyone challenges that you you get super defensive.

(23:56):
I think one of the best examples is a friend
of mine, h Rea Butcher, tweeted out, you know when
Don Cheetle was on SML and was like, oh, this
is intersectionality, and Cat Black retweeter and goes, this is wrong.
This is why it's wrong. White women have been missed
using this. And I was like shoot, because I was like,
oh man, this this can go wrong very easily if

(24:17):
like real wanted to hop on and do this. But
she was like, you know what, I was wrong and
I learned in this and this, and she kind of
she she like retweeted the explanation and and didn't you know,
didn't fight it. And I think it was a great
moment and it was cool too to to like see
that and like know, someone and be like, oh man,
I'm you are a dope. We're always learning, we're always

(24:40):
going Yeah. This is what frustrates me about people being like,
I mean, what's to deal with comedy? You can't be
funny anymore, and like, you can't be offensive. The envelope
has ever been funny? Has ever said that? Everyone who
said that has either been some weirdo in a cap
on Twitter or like somebody who I've never seen make
a crowd laugh in comedy. But like even Jerry Seinfeld

(25:02):
was like, you know, you can't go to college campuses anymore.
You can't do this. You can't say that. They're not laughing,
they're laughing at at the fact that they get to
be in a room with Jerry Seinfeld, right, right, But
I do, I do think that's a really good point.
Like you can either view this period of people pointing
out when you're saying something that's not true or that

(25:24):
like violates the reality of their community. You can view
that as an opportunity to like grow and learn, or
you can view it as an opportunity. It's like all
about how you react to it. I think people assume
that once you're called out, you know, sometimes that that's
just the end of the conversation. That should be the
start of the conversation. The more you're called out, the

(25:45):
more you have opportunities to learn. So yeah, I think
people view it as like Twitter's toxic because it's just
call out culture, and it's like it doesn't call out
culture doesn't need to be toxic. I mean there's some
just yeah, people who love to call ship out and
they leave it there or whatever. But I think I
think the biggest thing is, hey, everyone, we can we
can actually learn from each other or at least take

(26:06):
take the time to at least understand what the person
if they're coming at you in good faith, it's something
that they're trying, because sometimes people are just mad AGGRESSI
So that's that's that's something I've been saying. I even
kind of mentioned on the culture Kings I did were
like wokeness is commodified now, so so with me, it's
even hard to see all these people be woke. It's
especially hard to see like, you know, these like white

(26:29):
woke talking heads calling out other white people because like
I didn't forget when Trey von Martin happened, it wasn't
this huge resounding people behind me, I was getting in
arguments with my peers because I had to convince them
this wasn't a a a random occurrence or a just
something like it was not this army of woke soldiers

(26:51):
back when Trayvon Martin happened. That's just a fact. I
remember that. So it is always kind of like, you know,
rough for me to see like all these people like
be these woke talking heads. But then on top of that,
you have people who are they're they're like what they're
known for and they're like claim to fame on Twitter
is being woke, so they they don't know how to

(27:12):
create any other content. Like you know, as comedians, our
content is just being funny. But if your content is
like if you blew up Twitter followers because you're constantly
calling out people, then that's all that's your content. So
if you have nothing to be mad about, then there
comes a point where you just start fucking making bullshit
up or being pedantic or being like very nitpicky, because

(27:34):
that's the only type of content you know to make.
That's what you know, where people I I you know,
I even seen it, you know, even in the real
situation where there's people after she apologize and kind of said,
you know, she's using it as a learning just trying
to like dig at her and like still pick at
her to see if if she'll because that's the thing
is like there's an element to it where it's like, Okay, yeah,

(27:56):
you you apologize, but let me see if I can
pick at you to make you you something on woke.
Let me see if I can poke you enough to
get you frustrated and show you flash and be like
ha ha, see you're not as woke as I as
as you say you are, because now you're mad at
me even though you were in the wrong. It's like
it's weird and it's weird to like sit back and
watch it because it's insincere people. Sometimes people's aims are
completely insincere. Yeah it turns into that. Yeah, but it's

(28:19):
the but that's the thing where it's like I think
a lot of good comes from it. And I'm not
anti because I get so tired when people try and
make this argument against being like woke because of this
where it's like, no, to me, it's better to have
like a few assholes to deal with if everyone's trying
to be better than to everyone's shut up and let
supremacy rain, you know, like get out of here, all right,

(28:39):
We're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back,
and we're back. And guys, movie Pass has lost of
its users. It's gone from three million down to two thousand.

(29:02):
Those are not good numbers in the world of capitalism,
I'm told. Yeah, I mean there's I don't think a
nine decrease is good ever, unless it's like racism, right, yeah,
you know, I'd be like, oh, I of my weight, right, yeah,
that's too much, too much in my hair, you went

(29:22):
too far or some ship like that, you know. But
I mean, like, you know, so not speaking from personally, No, no,
I'm holding on to a good but I think a
lot of people look at just how over and over
we've covered the movie Pass saga repeatedly, how there's been
misstep after misstep, and you know, unfortunately movie Pass just
had to be that first one to stick their head

(29:43):
out get blown up so the rest may understand how
to do it right, because I think, you know, the
A m C one is thriving. Uh And there's another
company too that's doing their movie Pass version that isn't
as like it's not a too good to be true offer,
which is what movie pass was. Whatever you want as
many times as you want that two thousand people, I'm interested,

(30:05):
like who are they are? Like what is their average demographic?
A lot of Yeah, because people people send me photos
of their movie pass cards. I'm like, a hold on,
I know that's that feels like that's going to be
a thing that, like thirty years from now, is gonna
be worth money, right to like very nerdy people like
me who would be like, oh cool that movie pass

(30:26):
cards at least a cool thing to have left over,
like an old Blockbuster you never returned to your like
ha ha, got you VCRs. I have Mr Baseball, Yes,
and I have an old card when it just used
to be a laminated piece of paper. Is like twenty
years they just come for all of us. Has been outstanding.

(30:52):
I rented a DVD of I think it was Sahara,
and I forgot to return that ship and I moved
and that ship went into collections and fucked my credit
up really back in the day, like right after high school.
So Blockbuster will fun it up. And I was like,
what the fuck Sahara? Yeah? Yeah, those of us who

(31:15):
have seen Sahara know that it was worth. Oh yeah, yeah, no,
you know. Alright, Miles, let's talk about this ancestry dot
com commercial that you showed me yesterday. Did you see it?
I did not see it? Nice tweet about it. Oh yeah,
Jesus really said, oh we're taking it there. Okay, So
for those of you who don't know, there was an
ancestry dot com commercial that just got flamed and lambasted,

(31:41):
essentially show call out culture that I'm talking. Yeah, you
know that. We just need to know. It's just a
it's a rope. Okay, just picture this. It's a couple
that's clearly an interracial couple from I'm guessing the Antebelling
period um where a black woman and a white man
find each other, like they sneak up on each other
in the back Allen, He's please, He's like, I love you.

(32:01):
He's like, will you come with me? We can be together? Um.
And she's like what And he puts out a ring
to her and she's like, we can escape to the north.
There's a place we can be together across the border.
Shout out Canada um, and then says will you leave
with me? And then the ship comes up. It's like
like the ancestry dot Com like know your story so
there essentially, I mean, this thing, the whole depiction is

(32:23):
fucked up on so many a to even assume that
if this woman is in fact a slave, oh, she's
just walking around town by herself. And then this dude
is like, hey, let's let's get the funk out of here,
and not even like showing the true power dynamic of slavery,
which happens all like, I mean the way even uh
with fucking Thomas Jefferson, you know, and people get so
they want to really romanticize the whole sally hemming shit.

(32:46):
Uh is another just example of like this weird way
we've romanticized this like master and slave romantic relationship. Um,
and it says very very fucked up, especially for like
when you look at the relationships that were occurring between
whites and black slaves back then, they were not romantic, okay,
And like even personally, like during reconstruction, my great grandmother's

(33:10):
grandmother she was raped by a white man and they
began the light skinnedness with light skinnedness on my paternal
mother's side, and those are the kinds of ship that
like a lot of people of color, like this don't
bring up, like, you know, our anti bellum slash, you know,
post Reconstruction era interracial like relationships and turns slavery into

(33:31):
a romance. Yeah, and it's just very, very fucking weird.
And then you wonder, like, again, who was at that
ad agency, because I'm telling you not a single person
of color or somebody who has no historical context. Carson.
He was like, I don't. Yeah. Together, Yeah, He's like,
and there's the white savor. You have everything and everything,
and so Ancestry was basically just saying that, like, Ancestry

(33:55):
is committed to telling important stories from history, this this
ad was intend it to represent one of those stories.
We very much appreciate the feedback we have received and
apologized for any offense that the ad may have caused.
We're in the process of pulling the ad from television
and we have removed it from YouTube. How about you
actually like demonstrate your understanding of how fund up this
is by giving people a breakdown of what these kinds

(34:18):
of relationships were actually like historically. So not just being like,
oh shit, love the feedback, love the feedback, the feedback. Yeah,
that's what I love When people get roasted and they're
like the feedback, right, so yeah, now now they have
to do a full like Game of Thrones esque production
and then just beat for beat one of the many
rape scenes and the throne, right, and like, yeah, that

(34:42):
feels like something a dumbass ad company would do. Was
like this is what y'all wanted, right, Yeah, get out here. Yeah,
Little Dickie was the number one thing trending on Friday,
which is I don't know, this just felt like a
throwback to a previous time when like videos, like YouTube
videos still went viral. Yeah. Uh, he put out a

(35:06):
video that was just celebrity cameo porn. Yeah, it's like
it felt like a Pixar p s A, but with
adult themes because you're talking about dicks and buttholes and
things like that. Uh. And they even use Kanye West
as a punchline. So yeah, I mean it's like seven
minutes long. So yeah, it's it's one of those ones

(35:28):
you definitely I don't think I'm gonna watch again, Right,
it was enough for me, Like you don't want to
see all the nuances? Uh? Sure of Ariana Grand's Zebra,
you pointed out that they put the like foundation that
all the you know charity is going to after the
credits they might have wanted to put that before. Yeah,

(35:48):
at the end, little dickies like we have a crisis
on Earth. We only have twelve years to like cut
in half our carbon emissions or something you could terribly
go wrong. That's after all the part people have already
checked out. Uh, A little Dicky lead with that, lead
with it, lead with it, rock with it. Uh? I mean,
can we not trust little Dickie anymore to do what's right?

(36:09):
What's happened? And then Game of Thrones dropped an attempt
at like, you know, a pop soundtrack. Yeah. So you know,
we've talked about the endless by products of this Game
of Thrones final season and they've made they put out
albums before um and they finally put out one of

(36:29):
the singles that had you know, when you just think
about it, the personnel on this scissor the Weekend Travis Scott. Okay,
I'm interested, uh and you know, I you know, major
label Weekend isn't my favorite iteration of him as an artist,
but you know, he can he can swing and hit
hit the ball out of the park sometimes. But this one,
for me, it's a bit of a miss my man. Uh,

(36:52):
and just listen to the beginning because the lyrics, I mean, look,
if you didn't if you didn't know, this is a
game of throne song, you'll know by these just first
couple of lines from the Weekend. I was born of
the ice sense now okay? Oh like a game of
Throwntos and the dog Okay, little Wolves? Yeah, okay, okay?

(37:16):
Wa was that the Black Panthers soundtrack? Oh no, Well
but I understand why you think that. So later on,
before Scissor's verse comes in, the beat switches up a
little bit. Uh, and I mean the beat goes listen
to this, listen to this part, watch me burn it?
Oh shit, Okay, so I think he thinks this let's

(37:37):
come too. Huh. Now that might like that, you said, Jack,
that sounds a bit familiar to you, right, because let's
listen to Pray for Me, the song from the Black
Panther soundtrack featuring The Weekend. Wait what yeah, this is
a different track. This is a different song. This is

(37:59):
by a different different production team too. I mean the
only common denominator here is the Weekend. Huh. Whatever, you know, Look,
that's what the that's what these soundtrack songs are like, man, yeah,
shout out to House a Balloons though, what a great mixtape.
We were just revisiting that this this morning. Yeah, old

(38:22):
Weekend was broke horny weekend when he came out and
like you couldn't even find a picture of him. They
were like hiding his face he did. I was like,
what is this a band? Who? Who is what is
a Weekend? And uh, that album was great? Is exactly right? Yeah?

(38:44):
Oh my god, maybe I forget on what podcast I
was talking about this. But when High for the first
time I heard High for this, I was single, and
I never wanted to be in a relationship more than
when that song came out, Like I want to be
high for that. I don't know. I picture myself slow
dancing with somebody at a show. It was, you know,

(39:04):
I was lonely for a little bit. Yeah, her majesty
for bringing me out the shadows. Uh, she's really your
bella hoodeed Yeah exactly or whatever? But whicheveryone? Yeah? Uh, alright, guys.
The Mueller Report has been out for days upon days now.

(39:25):
I don't know that out because you can't see ship. Yeah,
there's there's good stuff in there. There's some stuff, there's
some good stuff. Yeah, everything I saw always the blacked
out stuff. I couldn't get to the meat. Well that's
the I mean, that's the that's the t we want.
Really is it behind there? The House Democrats are trying
to get that way there, like subpoenaing sub the full version.

(39:47):
So we'll see about that. But just a couple takes
from the right that I found pretty interesting, given like
so the right just chose I guess a lot of
people on the right just chose not to read the
report or listen to anybody who like did read the
William the William Barr press conference, the quotes that he

(40:10):
took completely out of context. Uh so Jack Posibiac like Possabia, Yeah,
Jack Poseidon's dick, Yeah, Jack Posidon's dick, tweeted right after
the morning I will say, I will say this. It
takes a lot to get me to double over and
cry out in pain these days, but this did it.

(40:33):
The tweet read just realized Barr is saying this man
committed no crime, and the media's chance and crucify him,
crucify him, and tomorrow is good Friday. Can you imagine
like that is a tweet that had a few drafts,
and he probably tweeted it, put his phone down, slammy,
and I was like, that's it. Trump is Jesus Christ

(40:54):
and the media are the Jews. Second, I know that's
so Jack, pose all the funk back my man that,
But again, he knows what he's doing. The New York
Posts headline just was a picture of Trump said the

(41:15):
Mueller Report Trump queen, no crimes committed, dem hoax destroyed. Um.
Just because you put the fucking cover out doesn't not
make that ship true because yeah, also, shout out to
all the Yemeni bodego owners in New York who have
boycotted the New York Post. Yeah, just shout out to
them in general through anybody who's fucking with the New
York Post. That's yeah, Yeah, there's just I mean again,

(41:39):
I think when they just hold on to the spin
of William Barr, they can only operate in that world
because the text of the report portrays all of that.
You know, it's all there's just it's all this darkness. Yeah,
So what we're able to see of the text the
New York Times has read through, I think they did

(42:00):
a pretty good job of like pulling out the things
that I found to be the most interesting questions or
points from like the summaries that I've seen. And you
can also go to a very special episode Behind the
Bastards on which so Robert Evans spent the first twenty
four hours of the Mueller Report being out reading the

(42:21):
entire thing word for word and taking thirty pages of notes,
and he had Miles and Ida on to discuss it.
So if you want super detailed takes on the Mueller Report,
you can hear him there on a first rate podcast.
But yes, but here on the second rate podcast, we're
just gonna go through the New York Times conclusions because
podcast dudes reading from laptops. But so, these are the

(42:43):
big points that I took away. First, if there's no
clusion and no obstruction, why so many lies? And then
they quote a portion of the report that just kind
of points to, you know, how they justified Komey's termination
and why it was just full of lies and all
over the place, and they're like, yeah, like, you know, uh,
it seems like there was a lot of lies going on,

(43:04):
but he couldn't find evidence for the initial crime that
he was investigating. So I mean that just kind of
goes back to my initial read of this, which is, Okay,
we know they obstructed the funk out of justice, and
we know we know they obstructed the funk out of
this investigation, and the investigation wasn't able to find crimes.

(43:27):
Does that mean no crime happened. That's not true. It's
not that they couldn't find crimes. The obstruction things where
things that Mueller was very clear that he cannot even
he can't even draw a conclusion or suggest there was
a crime because of the nature of the guidelines of
d o JA. So he very well did an obstruction terms. Yes,

(43:48):
I think it's the collusion part, which is why there
was so much obstruction, because they couldn't get to that part.
And I think that is the part that was clearly
causing people that wanting to do all the two obtus
skate right. There was some good stuff for Trump's sides,
such as they weren't able to find evidence of Michael
Cohen ever traveled to Prague, which was a big claim

(44:10):
of the Steel dossier. So you know, the New York
Times is basically saying that's one part of the Steel
dossier that we've not been able to find any evidence
for and that probably was not accurate. But one thing that, uh,
that we did see mention of in the Muller report
was the tapes P tape. P tapes are real? Maybe yeah.

(44:35):
So basically the report in in a footnote, refers to
a text Michael Cohen received from a Russian businessman that said,
stopped flow of tapes from Russia. But not sure if
there's anything else, just so you know, the flow of tapes. Uh, So, Muller,

(45:00):
you know, I saw evidence that there were tapes from
Russia that were trying to be covered up during the election.
And as they put in here right and the Steel
dossier say they said that the tapes, the P tape
happened around the time of the Miss Universe pageant in Moscow,
and then in that footnote they go on to say
that the tapes referred to uh, compromising tapes of Trump

(45:24):
rumor to be held by persons associated with the Russian
real estate conglomerate Crocus Group, which had helped hosts Universe
contest in Russia. Right, m So it's basically what everybody
said was going on then that but they say that
Russian who texted him said he was told the tapes
were fake, but he did not communicate that to Colin

(45:44):
m hm. So I wonder if that that that would
be weird if like they know that Donald Trump isn't
some ship like that, and then they said, oh, we
got tapes, and they could just say that and he
would be like, oh, ship, right, and they could be fake.
He was just like yeah, yeah, He's just constantly yeah,
I'm fucked, which is basically there's a voice inside his
head that's constantly saying, oh, Ship, what if they find out?

(46:07):
What if they find out I'm fucked? Which is what
if they find out? Another bizarre spin that we saw
from Republicans when they talked, A lot of people were like,
what about this line when he's describing when he said,
oh my god, this is terrible, I'm fucked. I forget who.
Some Republicans like, oh, he was referring to the fact
that he now realized that a deep state coup attempt
had now been initiated against him, and that's what he

(46:28):
was saying. That's what he was reacting to. That's completely normal, Yes,
telling you they did not establish like BuzzFeed had claimed
in that report months ago, where people were like, well,
they're just smoking gun. They did not establish in the
Muller report that Trump told Michael Cohen to lie. They

(46:48):
just found that Trump's lawyers massage to his testimony. And
then you know, Michael Cohen obviously said that Trump told
him in terms that Trump tells you to lie, but
he didn't say go out there and lie. There's a
lot of like technicalities where it's like, yes, if you
read between the lines, he told him to lie, but
you can't legally just read between the lines. But on

(47:10):
the other hand, Mueller just suggests a pattern of behavior
by Trump to just attack the investigation, to harm the investigation,
make sure that they couldn't accurately investigate the facts. So
that's basically where I'm at with it. It's like, he
obstructed justice. It's a matter of whether it is politically

(47:32):
expedient for Democrats to pursue that or not. Um seems
to be the only question at this point. Um. Yeah,
I mean Stenny Hoyer came out. I was like, we
got an election coming up soon, so we let the
people decide, and I don't I mean, did you not
see that last one? Yeah? Yeah, did you see what
happened when you first, let the people decide, right, and

(47:53):
then I mean, and are they assuming that they're going
to hold power in Congress? Like like, what would you
do if Trump is reelected and then and the House
almost becomes like a dead even or maybe you narrowly
hold onto the house like what happens then? Yah? Anyway,
but kind of the big point that suggest that Mueller

(48:14):
would even like to see uh, Congress continue to pursue
this uh is that Mueller says obstruction laws apply to
presidents who use their executive powers corruptly. So yeah, I
guess who's the check on that it will balance the
power Congress? I mean, he specifically and explicitly states that
this is on Congress now, Yeah, so yeahever. I mean,

(48:36):
look again, if if you're all in on Russia, you know, um,
you can continue to not really know, right, you just
don't know. But there's plenty that we do know that
is enough to to motivate everybody to fucking drag everybody
you know, by the fucking neck to poles to make
sure they vote at the very least. Um. Specifically, a

(48:57):
quote from the Mueller Report, the conclusion that Congress may
apply obstruction laws to the president's corrupt exercise of the
powers of office accords with our constitutional system of checks
and balances and the principle that no person is above
the law that is in the Mueller reports, right, So

(49:17):
I mean he's yeah, so we know where Mueller stands
and him it'll be interesting to have him. Yeah, that's
true national treasure. Where what is the national treasure of it? Although, yeah, exactly.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We're gonna
be right back, and we're back, and let's talk briefly

(49:46):
about uh. You know, AOC has been dunking on Republicans,
just NonStop fucking highlight film. Uh, and the Republicans tried
to dunk back and it did not go well. I'm
sure people saw that video right when AOC was saying
that the Green New Deal or the issue of environmental
protection and policy is not someone limited to just rich

(50:07):
liberals who live in New York or California. And when
she went on there, oh man, Andy Barr, the congressman
from Kentucky, was very trying to come back with quick
witted and he said, oh, okay, so how about this, Alexandria,
how about you come to Kentucky and talk to the
coal miners in my district and convince them that coal

(50:29):
is on the way out and that this is a
good deal for them to what she said, Okay, yeah,
sure I will. I'd love to talk to them because
I can actually explain to them that the Green New
Deal has explicit funding to try or not like explicit funding,
but part of the Green New Deal is to help
people who are working in the fossil fuel industry to
train them and get them into jobs for different energy

(50:51):
sources so there's no shock of losing the job because
the energy sources are changing. And then they're like, So
that did not go over well because I think it
to people realize when she's in a room, she has
a way of speaking that can cut directly through the
bullshit and go straight into your brain and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
My eyes are opening up. So he had to find

(51:12):
a way to try and blow up the invitation. So
what he did was try and hang on to this disagreement.
When the whole ilhan omar uh, the nine eleven comments
fiasco was going down. Uh, there was Dan Crenshaw, the
congress person who has the I patch, who you know
Pete Davidson, they squashed the beef. That guy he had
a he had a tweet where he was just saying

(51:33):
like he was completely mischaracterizing Ilhan Omar's comments, and he
he was his tweet was first member of Congress to
ever described terrorists who killed thousands of Americans on nine
eleven is quote some people who did something unbelievable. Then
Alexandrio Kazio clapped back, She said, you refused to co
sponsor the nine eleven Victims Compensation fund, you'd have the

(51:53):
audacity to drum resentment towards il Han with completely out
of context quotes. Right wing extremists were behind almost all
US domestic terrorist killings. Why don't you do something about that?
So that's when Mr Barr was like, oh, you need
to be He's like, this is so uncivilized. I don't
know if you should even be coming to Kentucky, to
which Alexandria Ocasio Cortez's team said, Luckily, Kentucky has open borders.

(52:17):
If we decided to go to Kentucky to visit with
coal miners, which we certainly hope to and talk about
the opportunities that can be brought to the rural south. Uh,
we'll we'll be excited to do so. So he said,
I funk your invitation family can pull up where the
funk I want to and so and so. Now another
Kentucky Congressman, James Comer, he's all he had. He's like
a kind of smart because he kind of sees what

(52:39):
her power is. He said, look AOC is a lot
more prepared when she comes to committee meetings. She is smart,
and I think that we need to be very prepared
when we debate her on issues that we're having a
hard time with. There's still a future for coal, but
we need to make sure that we're debating the right
people on that issue. Subtext, you know, she's too smart

(53:00):
for us. We can't we do we don't. You don't
want that, you don't want the smoke from the smoke
step did He put that out as like a tweet
that he said it like in a like a radio
interview about her, And you know, he's very correct because
really the logic that all the all Republicans have is
their endgame is just to suck out all the resources

(53:23):
from the government, privatize everything, and then pull up the
ladder when the masses are like, what the funk just happened,
and they're like, you ink, sorry, it's a kleptocracy, baby,
and we already got we already sucked the fucking thing dry,
and you'll have the fucking bill. So at that point,
you know, uh, it's it. Look Alexander Kaza Cortez, she's

(53:44):
gonna go to Kentucky. She's she's ready to do it.
So I don't know how they're going to deal with that.
But another thing to note is Andy Barr, who was like, Oh,
why don't you talk to the coal miners in my district?
There's no coal mines in this district. Even so that
was just all rhetorical bullshita, man, So that's they just
chest pass you the ball like, oh, come to my district,
And she just stopped it with the force and just

(54:06):
crushed the basketball, turned into a diamond and just shoved
it up. Yeah, however you want to do it. So guys,
don't don't debate people who are actually up on the fact.
It's just that again, like we were saying last week,
she's not following the same pattern of talking or rhetoric
that most politicians use on the left and the right,
which is just sort of like these superficial boilerplate responses

(54:28):
to things. She's just being like, I'm going to speak
directly to the thing you're talking about, and then you're like, oh, fuck, yeah,
I don't have actual facts that back up my lame
should have just destroying the environment or mountaintop removal or whatever. Yeah,
she's a true believer, man. She just believes everything she's
saying and thinks that, you know, her system of beliefs

(54:50):
has the right answers, so she's able to just a
tip for the Republicans, you know, why don't you think
up some policy that objectively makes sense and then you
might have a chance and you know, talking to other
people with different opinions. All right, speaking of women who
know they're worth and power Beyonce. Her documentary has continued

(55:10):
to ripple across America and the Zekeeist. But another video
that has come out fairly recently is Ariana Grandees show
from last week, which was kind of a complete fucking disaster. Yeah,
so she uh, you know, look, it's not all on her.
She's definitely having monitor problems in her in your monitors

(55:32):
clearly went out and apparently to Liza was having tech
issues Lizzo from Weekend when they were having narrowly tech issues.
I've been to Coachella once and I went week one
and outcasts show was a disaster because they like couldn't
hear themselves, nobody could hear them. It was yeah, and
then I went weekend too, and then Weekend too was

(55:55):
fucking missed it. I'm so pissed. So like this happens Coachella,
like for being uh, you know, getting great talent, they're
like doesn't have their ship together. I was absolutely waived
during their Spodioti Dopelis came on, I've my my clothes
just vanished. I'm still have an ongoing court case with India. Um.

(56:17):
But anyway, back to the Coachella, I just want to
play this not to you know, drag Ariana, but just
to kind of give you an idea about what we're
trying to talk about. So this this is Ariana from
her said, this is her and Nicki Minaj is trying
to do like a wrap to each other. Bit I

(56:46):
will say, there is a light thing of being like
She's like I can't hear anything, but Nicky's kind of
nailing it right through. I mean, but I feel like
that's going to go to our general point that we're
about to make. So Ariana ground of Day was paid
eight million dollars to do Coachella this year. That's not
eight eight million dollars that um. And again, for those

(57:09):
of you who haven't seen Beyonce's Homecoming or don't know
about what that moment was about, put that in your
brain and then buckle your seat belts and call your priest,
because I'm going to tell you something. Beyonce made four
million dollars for her performance. And here's the thing. I
feel like even Ariana would be offended by that. I
don't think there's a world and where Ariana thinks she's

(57:31):
worth more than Beyonce. I don't want to know who
did that. I want to talk to That's why I don't.
I'm not mad at Ariana Grande, Yeah, I'm not mad.
I don't know who didn't come come talk to me?
Is it the agents? Is it the management who didn't
who didn't negotiate properly? Yeah? I would need to know
more because it wasn't there a rumor you were kind

(57:51):
of talking about before we started recording owning the rights, right, Yeah,
that there might be something with you know, Beyonce, I
wanted to retain all the right so that she could
then make a ton of money off of the Netflix
documentary without anybody from Coachella owning Ship, and maybe Ariana
was just like, I'll just get this money. Yeah. Well yeah,

(58:11):
she was like, I don't know, it's not going to
be Ship. It's your sound system sucks. Yeah. I look,
Ariana Grande is amazing vocalist, so I can't I can't
really take anything away from her as a performer. I'm
hoping that. I'm sure Beyonce was probably playing the long
game with probably owning outright every single piece of content
that came from that show so she can actually give
it another life. Uh in sales, because clearly who knows

(58:35):
what that Netflix bag exactly look like. I'm sure it
was heavy. But anyway, watch Homecoming? Yeah, should we check
in with the youth? Should we check in with all? Right?
Quick check in with them? Two kids eating a sandwich
to a plastic bag may seem like fun for the

(58:56):
shell On Challenge, but doctors are warning children and their parents.
This team from Arizona is taking a bite out of
a plastic bag with carrots in it. And then swallowing
it is the latest potentially dangerous challenge young people are
posting to social media, mostly Snapchat. It's called the shell
on challenge, and it involves everything from taking a bite

(59:16):
out of an unpeeled banana or lemon to eating food
with a classic wrapping or cardboard a box of cereal
like a fucking goat. Um. That's the newest challenge on
Snapchat with the kids. Now as I get it, I mean,
that looks amazing that I do. I do remember like
somebody telling me, oh, you know the I think it

(59:38):
was juicy fruit them maybe not juicy fruit stripe. Fruit
stripe gum has rapper. People were like, yo, you can
chew the wrapper, and so I did, Like I've done that,
I've chewed their Yeah, you can chew the wrapper on
fruit stripe gum and it's still terrible. Fruit stripe gum

(59:59):
keeps its favorite flavor for fifteen seconds. Yeah, those are
a solid fifteen seconds. The way to eat him is
like every fifteen seconds, popping a new one. Yeah, you
know what after home alone too. I used to tip
people with fruit striped just like Kevin Mcalisher did, Rob Snider,
Remember if you got ship Shaun Spicer style and just
to eat the entire packs swallow it down just like
big yeah. Yeah. But anyways, like I get it. I

(01:00:24):
get the appeal. There's like a kid like eating a
banana just with the peel, and it's like when I
was a kid, I had that thought. I was like, yeah,
what if I just like, yeah, just being stupid, Yeah, exactly.
The funny thing to me is the ones who are
like full on just being like I'm going to digest
a plastic bag. Yeah, and that's when doctors like, um,
that could block your airway. Please don't do that. You know,

(01:00:46):
also like I'm gonna put my geezer hat on for
a second. But you know this like as much as
we can dunk on them and be like kids are dumb.
I mean we did this, but we at least got
money for it. Like we'd be like, hey, I paid
you to eat that serious, but you know what, I
was shooting out of cereal box, but I also had
twenty bucks. Now you're doing it for followers. Yeah, what
what's the dumbest ship you did for money, like as

(01:01:09):
a kid or something like, you know, I dare you
to do this ship? Oh I smoked a bunch of
bugs and smoked bug. Yeah, I smoked a I smoked
a spider out of a bomb. Huh. I'm proud of
it because I love my spiders. But I remember they're like, man,
you're not smoked do I'm like, give me that motherfucking

(01:01:29):
spider smoked that ship. I don't think I have one
in memory, but I definitely didn't smoke a bug. Yeah,
I don't know. Look that explains a lot, though. Man,
ddn't take this out to my methos. Uh not good.
You know, it's it was like like half burnt hair

(01:01:51):
kind of like because it's like biological matter, because we've
all smoked burnt hair. So I've done wild like you know,
the lighter. You didn't need to burn your leg hair. Yeah.
When when when I first got into weed, I got
I didn't like I fucking couldn't find like I didn't
have joint papers or anything. So like I rolled the

(01:02:11):
joint in computer paper and yeah, and like I remember,
I went to school and I told them when they
were like, don't do that. You burn your lungs are
still scarred. Is sacrilegious. But the notes blank, the blank
sheets in the Bible, bro, you seen me or the
ones with from Revelations, which isn't really that good of books. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:02:35):
I'm mostly if I if I have to smoke scripture,
it's gonna come out of five leaving. Yeah. Did you
ever see those kids who would like take I'm sorry
nipper and like scrape the foil off. It was like,
I use this to roll a joint, but it's like
the tiniest piece of paper. You know what's even worse
free basing off that ship. You would take the wrapper,
you burn the paper off, so you just get the foil,

(01:02:56):
then chase the dragon off that piece of whel All right,
Oh my god, this is what you do and you
know right every yeah, everything we just described was worse
than eating you know what kids you're doing? All right? Yeah, seriously,
I mean, don't be chasing the dragon at the bus stop.

(01:03:18):
And the thing that they're doing that is really worthwhile
to them is there by getting the ship out into
like the local news atmosphere, they're making their parents die
a little bit sooner from just worry and concern and
just like imagine what's gonna be popping small angerism? Like
what the wave is going to be when your kids

(01:03:39):
are of idiot age. Man, you know what I mean?
Imagine Yeah, probably virtual reality drugs, virtual drugs. Jack me in, man,
I want to do another hit. H We're so out
of these days. I'll tell you what uh if he

(01:04:00):
it's been a pleasure of having you. Man. How's your daughter?
By the way, good? Good, Sorry I was on Twitter
while you're saying. I was watching a man fuck a
taco because it came on my timeline and it fucked
my whole plugs up. But haw's your daughter? I was
because I was up on night because of my son,

(01:04:22):
who was almost the exact same major year. Oh yeah, no,
she's been sleeping great. I mean it just takes a
while for her to go to sleep. But she's been preschool.
She's charged up, getting in you know. She she she
loves it. She loves going to school. But like our
preschool does this weird thing where like every kid who
has a birthday, um has a like a pizza party

(01:04:43):
every kid. Yeah yeah, every kid instead of doing like
the once a month, once a month, they every kid.
So like that was like one week where like she
was having like three pizza parties. I was like this
just doesn't work out just food, but it's on the
parents to buy the pizza. So I was like, you know,
Naomi's birthday coming up. I was like, We're gonna flex

(01:05:03):
on these motherfucker's. I'm coming through with like the best
fucking pizza. You're like, I got lou Mole Naughties cool. Yeah, yeah,
I'm flying this. Oh hey, James, if you're listening anyway, James,
you know who you know what? But we should get
you pozzana for that. Okay, yeah, fucking stunt on this.
Who's your favorite? But you know what, that pieceas gonna

(01:05:25):
be so elevated. Kids be like that's the problem with
giving kids good food because I don't know what the
good food was. I was probably twenty three. Well, they'll
be eating it with the box on it. Yeah, right.
Where can people find you? Follow you? Yeah? You can
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(01:05:47):
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(01:06:09):
sponsored by Corsair, you know, go ahead and go to
my pen tweets. I got links awesome. What about that
show you do? Oh yeah, every Tuesday, make sure you
check out Nerdive in with me and Danny Fernandez. We
got this tomorrow. Actually, you'll be able to listen as
we go through our favorite moments in the you know,

(01:06:30):
not pouring this, but we bring back Hector and it's
kind of like a you know, book into the last
one where we gave kind of told everybody what happened,
where this one is just we just it's just a
nerd out hype fest to get you hype for the
yeah yeah and then uh yeah yeah, and at that
point I would have already seen it. I'm going to

(01:06:51):
go see it Tuesday. Yeah, blessed be Yeah, buddy, is
there a tweet you've been enjoying? Uh? It was this
tweet that Alanna Smith a l a in in a
m O d Allanta mode. Uh, it was, it's all
they like Old Spice where it's like Captain, Nomad Ambassador
and someone says, why am I choosing a fucking character class?

(01:07:13):
And she like broke down a d n D Old
Spice DND campaign and she was like your class Captain
and Ambassador, Nomad Champion, Desperado, Clan, Bear, Glove, Wolf Thorne,
hawk Ridge, Foxcress, Lion, Pride, Cracking Guard, Homeland, Denali, Amber, Timber, Wilderness, Tundra,
Feats Lasting, Legend, Steel, Courage, Akwall Reef, and live Wire

(01:07:35):
And it was like, fucking dope. I'm like, that's actually
really good. And I told her to delete it and
sell it to Old Spice because like that's like that
is like a fun campaign, like make your DND campaign
based off of all of our smells. Yeah, so she's great.
Go go give her a follow and tell her I
sent you to there. You go. I need people to
know that I'm shouting them. Miles, Where can people find you? Twitter?

(01:07:59):
Instagram at Miles of Gray a tweet that I like,
So I don't know if you if y'all know the
song act up by City Girls, but it's an anthem
for the ladies. You know, they're doing their thing. A
towerque was also a big hit by City Girls. But
we found out last week that Little Yatti, according to him,
he wrote act Up. He wrote all the lyrics for
that song. Uh. And that people are like, uh, what

(01:08:23):
stripes on my ass called me tigga that you wrote
that Little Yati? Okay? Uh So this from Zack Savage
at Zack Scott three three Uh, he wrote, Little Yatti
wrote act Up. So fellas that is now our song
to sing. Good morning. Uh tweet I've been enjoying at. JR.
Hennessy tweeted reflecting on the most mystifying restaurant names slash

(01:08:46):
slogan combo I've ever seen. And it's a picture of
a restaurant that's named Chicken Rooster and the tagline slogan
is a real taste of food. It's just a cartoon chicken.
That's an algorithm that made that up. And then I

(01:09:06):
think if you refer to this earlier. But Jesus Nice tweeted, Uh,
white man, you can't sit here Rosa Parks. Why not,
white man, because you already have a place in my
Heart ancestry dot com logo with the subah you already
in my heart. You can find me on Twitter at

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on my book, So this is another Actually this is

(01:09:50):
a song from this group show Me the Body Today.
I really into man there, so there's something heavy about
it that just activates my soul. So to get your
week started, listening to some guitars in your brain, get
your heart right up. This song is called Arcanum. By
showing Me the Body A R C A N you
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