November 22, 2024 • 65 mins
In episode 1781, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and host of Parenting Is A Joke, Ophira Eisenberg, to discuss… Personal…AI…Jesus, In Addition to Jesus... There’s An AI Santa, I Think We Need To Start Treating ‘Doctors’ That Oprah Platforms As Total Dumbf**ks and more!
- Personal…AI…Jesus
- In Addition to Jesus... There’s An AI Santa
- Festive or creepy? Kids are now conversing with an AI-powered Santa over the phone
- I Think We Need To Start Treating ‘Doctors’ That Oprah Platforms As Total Dumbf**ks
LISTEN: Early Summer by Ryo Fukui
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
You know, some Canadians don't like Rush because it's a
taste and people freak out right there. It's very It
is something that divides people.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh man, that sucks.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Not all Canadians like Rush.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, not all Canadians like anything.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Don't paint us with that broad rush.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
How many Canadians like Nickelback?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh, I think you know what.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
They don't.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
They don't, but they will do this thing where they're like,
Nickelback sucks, and then a tune will come on and
we'll be like, but I like this one.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, okay, something.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
About stadiums for twenty years. If everyone hates them, I
don't know how that shit hit. I don't care what
any people I feel. It's it's a conundrum to me.
Everyone claims they hate them, and yet they.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Brill won't be for me.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You know the number one Canadian that is like, there
is no Canadian that does not like the Tragically Hip.
I mean decades of selling out stadiums. I mean like huge,
never made it in the States.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Have you ever heard I've heard of I've heard I've
never heard a song or have no it's so crazy sound.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Nothing to associate them with.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Like Canadian Royalty Wow, nobody knows the outside of Canada,
and they would try to break into the US market.
The lead singer since died, but they tried to break
into the US market. They would break into the US
basically a brain tumor, very tragic of a brain tumber.
The stress, yeah, the stress of trying to break into
(01:45):
the American market. But he they would throw you know,
like in LA. They would go to like markets where
they were like, there's got to be something here, and
because a lot of Canadians live in La, all the
Canadians would buy the ticket. No America, whatever comes.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Wait, sorry, what's this band again?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
The tragically Hip, The tragically Hip, tragically Hip Wow, Hello
the Internet, and welcome to season three sixty five, Episode
five of a production of iHeart Radio. I feel like sick.
(02:24):
My sick voice sounds like Crofton a little bit up top.
Shout out to the great Chris Crofton. Yeah, always in
my head. I think I'm chatting always in my head
and in my heart. This is a podcast where we
take a deep dive into American share consciousness. We now
have a YouTube channel at daily Zeite guys Pod where
(02:46):
you can go see us recording one of these episodes every.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Week, usually the Tuesday episode.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
This week's dropping today. You can go see the Jamie
loftus at right, that was the video. Mmmm, it's Friday
November twenty second, twenty twenty four miles. Yeah, Friday November
twenty second, twenty oh.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Thank you so much, and shout out to everybody who
took the c best qualification. Because it's Substitute Teachers Day
because I was. That was my fallback plan, was to
be a substitute teacher for a little bit. Right, I got,
but I forgot at college. It's also National Cranberry Relish Day.
And that's it. And that's it. That's two things, substitutes
and Cranberry Relish. It's your day.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
The International Day Committee was like, we got a lot
of tables, man, I don't know, Yeah, we got there's
a lot of days.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You know, I was born today. There's some Oh wow,
what a concentration of weird. I've been also looking at
who's born. Yeah, well, I'm gonna tell you Papa John.
It's Papa John.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh shit, National Day.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, do some cocaine and solidarity with the founder of
Papa John. That's right.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
My name is Jack O'Brien. Ak Leno got his ass
kicked by a mountain coming from the Hampton and to
E you can say there's no such thing as karma.
But as for me and Conan, we believe that one
courtesy of Snarfula on the discord shut up snarfula. Shout
out to the QAnon level of conspiracy community that is
(04:25):
risen up around Jay Leno's face.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Bruise, and I patch that they refused.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
They want to believe. What exactly they want to believe
in is unclear, But anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined
as always.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
By my co host, mister Miles Gras. Yes, it's Miles Rain,
the Lord of Lancersham, the showgun with no gun. Currently
hit me up on Blue Sky for just just different.
I need some Thanksgiving dish recommendations. I have the usual
things worked out, but I'm looking for something different and psyching.
If you have something, please reach up to be Miles
(05:00):
of great Ubbs kind of social uh and let me know.
I already contacted American butcher who's a listener who knows
all about meat. I need to find a prime rib substitute. Anyway, Look,
I'm just I'm just here for the cooking tips, so
please hit me up. No song today, just a just a,
just a cry for help.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, Miles were thrilled to be joined by a very
funny stand up comic currently performing all over Aruba, Alabama, Nashville, Aruba, Helloabama.
You don't have a rhyme here. She's a writer actor,
host of the podcast Parenting is a Joke.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's o fiir eyes a bread, the cranberry relish of
stand up comedy.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
M How does that fit factor in for you? Because
I feel like it's a it's a matter of taste.
Some people love it and it's divisive for some people.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Right Exactly, You're like, well this should be sweet, and
then you're like a little sour.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Canadians do cranberry relish.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Like cranberry sauce. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Different. I think cranberry sauce, the cranberry sauce with chunks,
like I'm assuming the cranberry gelatinous can shaped mold is
not considered cranberry relish because.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
This looks like a full on dish now deleted in
New New England. Yeah, it's just I don't know. They're
just talking like the ship that is made with cranberries
it's like I.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Feel like when I when I picture cranberry relish, it's
the cranberry sauce that I don't like that has like
the cranberry skin in it.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, old cranberries.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I like it, like in like I want to be
able to see the ridges of the Okay, this.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Looks like real, Like this looks like you know where
it came from. I do like the canned, gelatinous molded thing.
And you know, obviously my favorite part is when you're
just trying to bang it out of that can and
then it makes that sound sound that's all true sounds.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, just the sound of true love.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I am grateful that that can.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You can hear the process.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, give it a little if you if you give
a little pierce on the backside, it'll come out a
lot easier.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
But then you don't get that violent yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, you don't get the Yeah. You got to work
at it so.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
When it comes out been here, dude, we gotta do
it the caveman where you're like angry at it and
then you get that sound. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
No, I'm a communist. That's why I suggested that I'm
a gathering too.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
He talked about relieving the air pressure on the opposite
side of.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
The can get him, get him fluid dynamics.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
As quit tradition. How dare you?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
We were talking about the power of whoever names the
airport call.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Letters before we started recording.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, because we were so we were trying to figure
out why so many of the big Canadian ones start
with why.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, they all start with why they all?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Do you want to know why? I just googled it? Okay? Why?
It dates back to the way uh Morse code railway
stations along the Canadian National Railway, which had two letter identifiers.
The code for the station in Malton, Ontario was wy Z,
which is where Pierson sits today. Hence why why z?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Do you know? You know how with terrestrial radio?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Why y Z?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
In case?
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Why y Z?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Oh I didn't know. I forget this.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You were talking about Sorry, I forgot about the Commonwealth
and how we say these.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It is pretty funny that I grew up, you know,
and as everyone in Canada and in the UK, you
go the alphabet song at the end is like x
Y it's very different for this, and then you hear
the American one You're like, oh, it's got a little
bit of a better tune.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, it's not q r X w VD like or
why do you say q.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
R X dude, Okay, it's gonna be fine. I'm gonna
left that guy w X.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Look, I'm American.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I don't just like no, actually we pronounced v ve Okay.
They just like had to cover up for it, so
it does run. Actually, it's just not weird.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
It's wrong with you.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
But I knew that. I just found out, like not
that long ago that the Mississippi is the dividing line
of how trustrial radio is either a Q trustrial radio station,
yeah Q ninety six or a K right yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Right, yeah yeah, Or isn't it like.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
WS two, Like that's kind of.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah yeah, oh boy, never mind, never mind.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
We don't have time for all these googles.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
We don't have no I feel.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Like exp nation for these things are like the Morse
code thing. It's like, why is the queritia one that way?
It's because they didn't want you to be able to
like the arrangement of the keys that we all have
learned to type on and will never change because we've
all learned it is only that way because they didn't
like want us to be able to type too fast,
because it was hard for the like mechanical typewriters to
(10:23):
deal with people being able to type very fast. Oh yeah,
I'm reading exactly too much. Like and they were like,
if you had the good keys too close together that
people were using house, they would be Yeah, they would
all be like jamming up together, they'd be knocking knees
and the keys would get stuck.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Have you have you been on someone's phone or like
this happens occasionally what I take Uber where they just
want sorry, it would be a cab where they want
you to input your address Uber obviously it's already in there,
but a cab they'll want you to just input their
address so they can follow the GPS and the person
will have their keyboard setup. Not quirdy.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, it will be.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And it's just like I'm like, this will take me
nine hours, Like I cannot get.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
My brain around in alphabetical.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
You know it is definitely an alphabetical before it.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Isn't that the other one that's the word.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
That's what I'm looking. It's actually brought to you by
Zyrtec for the.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
People with allergies to quirdy.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Okay, that would be great if the big Pharma is
just competing the sky rizzy arrangement of letters. Uh, I
fear we're going to get to know you a little
bit better in a moment. Are you in Aruba right now?
I am a fucking rules all right?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's hilarious. It's hilarious. It rained all day, so part
of Aruba is now flooded because it's not supposed to
rain this much. So you know, just it's fun to
escape somewhere where there is no escape. There's no escaping everybody.
But I'm doing shows here, so it's I'm working, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, is that getting you're out there on I don't
know if you're like on a sailboat or something and
you're in a Ruba.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah. I do feel like we have a new era
of the eighties coming, and I think a lot of
like the fun stuff from the eighties has floated to
the top, some of like the best music and like
some of the silliest, cheesy movies and stuff. But one
thing I would just ask people to keep in mind
is like I cannot hear the word Aruba without my
(12:28):
brain going into the satanic song that is Kocomo. Like
it's just there forever. It's the worst thing of all time.
I think it is the culmination of like everything having
to do with the eighties, where like Mike Love wrestled
control of the Beach Boys from like the Talented Guy
and like made this song that is just the It
(12:51):
is just about like yuppies going on vacation. It's like
the worst fucking thing possible. So anyways, just keep that
in mind for what we're out to go into it.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I think, yeah, I think because of that, like Ruba
sounds like a punchline. It doesn't even sound like a
real place. You say to someone I'm in Ruba, They're like, yeah,
sure you are.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Where are you?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Oh yeah, Ruba, Jamaica. Okay, cool, there you go there.
Wease uh, We're gonna get to know you a little
bit better in a moment.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Sure.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
First we're going to tell the listeners a couple of
things we're talking about. We've got a couple of AI updates.
We've got an AI Jesus that is being a pop
up at a church over Where where is this church?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Myuth, It's in Lucerne, Switzerland, Switzerland.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, so Jesus is making appearances at a church in Switzerland. Uh,
and then you can also have a phone call with
an Ai Santa Claus. So we're going to just check
out some reviews of that. There were two gods, yes,
checking in with them. We'll talk about the latest doctor
that Oprah has platformed and all the good things she
(14:02):
has to say. And Christmas has come super early this year.
I know it always comes early, and I know that's
like kind of a boring complaint to have, but we
just want to look at like why Christmas so early
this year, why the sales start in July? All of
that plenty more. But first offir, we do like to
ask our guest, what is something from your search history
(14:23):
that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
My search history? Okay, I'll be honest. Since I'm in
Aruba and I now when I travel around Aruba is
a little bit of a different case. But let's say America.
I like to do a little thing to ingratiate myself
to an audience. So sometimes I would walk around a
place and just be like, oh, okay, maybe I'll write
a joke about this local whatever, just to start things off.
(14:46):
But now what I like doing and I find it
so fun, is that I look up the best things
to do in their like attractions, parks, museums, whatever, and
then I scour through one star reviews and I find
the ones that you know, because I feel like one
(15:06):
star reviews for the most part, it's a lot about
obviously one complaints about parking and prices, but there's a
lot that are just based on the person's soul, Like
a five star review is never based on someone's soul.
A one star review is based on someone's soul, like
there's a deep history of this person not being seen
or heard and they are finally they found a little
(15:29):
channel to settle the score of so many things, and
so like the literal last thing I was looking at
that was making me crack up with some one star
reviews of a butterfly farm which is right beside the
hotel that I'm staying at, and there was a one
star review of someone being like, it's really small. There's
(15:49):
only like twenty butterflies here, but there are some iguanas.
And although we did see an iguana jump out of
nowhere and catch one of the butterflies, so now there
are about nineteen butterflies here.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
So it's a good iguana stunt show.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I was like, you gave that a wood star, that
to be would be I would give it five. You
gotta go, you gotta go. Do you like what do
you want to see? Murder at the Butterfly Farm?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah? The one star review those are like the I think,
like you say it is it is the windows to
the soul, for sure. You can. You can understand a
lot about a person based on what their one star
review is. But most of the time, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's it is just someone for whatever reason, everything that
has gone wrong in their day culminates in this one
(16:41):
star review for like one business. You always noticed.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Something like that, Yeah, there was. There was someone talking about,
like the butterflies didn't land on me, why they landed
on other people? It's like, wow, dude, like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Ye, why is it always then?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Whoa Okay, I gotta be about the butterflies right right?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, I'm ugly just like my wife dons hold.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
We're lucky if that person has a wife and uh
and someone else was like, it's rather cold in there,
and I didn't bring a jacket one star like they.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
You know, I didn't bring a jacket for I'm in Aruba.
I shouldn't need a jacket.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Ever, exactly, I should be able to wear bikini briefs
everywhere I go.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
So, uh, this is my new source of entertainment. Both
complaints through one star review.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
That sounds great and also painful and bad for your soul.
So there you go, there you go.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
What's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
All right? So this is underrated for me. I think
this has a fine place in the world. But I finally,
I've always been like, screw this, and now I've joined
the team. So I've I've you know, I went a
little sideways with this one. Okay, guess what, guys, I've
been work it out. Okay, I'm now a workout person,
all right. And I've always been the person that's like,
(18:06):
you don't have to buy stupid expensive workout clothes, just
wear whatever radish shirt you have and whatever dumb pair
of shorts you have, and just who cares what you
look like. But now that I've been working out, someone
gifted me, because I would never spend this kind of money,
the classic basic bitch Lululemon leggings, and I put them on.
(18:33):
I cannot believe how good I look. I don't know
what they put in that magic material. But I was like,
that's how I could. It's it's like getting professional makeup
done where for a TV thing and then you look
at the me and you're like.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It's possible. I must have been some magic.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
So I think people say that people have very you know,
divided feelings on that brand in particular because it was
pretty expensive and whatever. But and the races, that's.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
The other part. I couldn't. But when I read that
thing about like why they named it, and there was
like a joke of like because I thought it'd be
funny to hear Japanese people try to say lulu lemon
and is that for real?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Look it up?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
No, I thought you were joking.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
No, I remember that.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Now I'm I'm lighting them on fire. I'm going to
light them on fire. He's liking, No, they'll probably fast. Yeah,
it's a there's a lot of uh. You can just
search lulu lemon Japanese pronunciation. I remember learning that.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
To like, what did that cant horrified?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, it was because it was quote funny to watch
Japanese people try to say it, not Australians.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
I feel like for a while people were I don't know. Yeah,
I get they didn't become like workout clothes didn't become
a thing that people wear all times of the day
even when they're not working out by accident, Like they
have made adjustments to make them look good. They're like
somewhere between work like what used to be workout clothed
(20:08):
and like future the clothes from the future of like movies,
you know, like sci fi movies, and.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
It's literally Astronaut where.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
They have done good work like they have Like I
get why they've taken over.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I go between working out in like some workout like
actual workout clothes that I've like purchased for the purpose
of working out, and like feel like, hey, that looks okay.
And then sometimes I just work out and cloth like
clothes that are in the category in the drawer of
like things I sleep in, and I definitely feel better
when I'm in the ones that like are for working
(20:45):
out and actually look good. I feel like it's probably
not dissimilar from you know, how gatorade, Like they're like, yeah,
this shit doesn't like actually have chemicals in it that
are helping you, but it tastes good and that makes
you feel good. So that their size. Yeah, and you
get to picture yourself as Michael Jordan, like having glowing sweat.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
And I also think because Gatorade tastes so good, you
buy one of those you know whatever, seven hundred and
fifty milli liter bottles, which is, you know, it's a
lot of liquid and it tastes so good, you just
go and so you do hydrate because you're drinking more
than you would.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
This actually made me wave longer.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Although I will tell you that my kid, this was
actually last last year, right around Thanksgiving. He was not
feeling well, little kid, and so he requested Gatorade and
I was like, yeah, that's probably good hydrate you. And
so he likes the red one, which I think most
kids like that free punch or whatever. And he downed
a bottle and then he puked and he just vomited
(21:50):
everywhere that day. Glow red. Yeah, that was very hard
to get out.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah, that was very out of furniture and your mind
because yeah, looks like.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Over the TV remotes, so those were forever gone.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, the button stick now and you know why. Yeah,
my kids called Gatorade sports good and sports good sports good, yeah,
which I feel like that's sports, good good sports.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
The one thing I will say is the guy Chip Wilson,
who started He's he stepped down from the company. So yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's it's funny because it's like there, it came up
in this he said. It's like, it's just I had
a skating brand called Homeless, and the Japanese people, I
think they liked it because there was an L in it.
So I thought, the next time I start a brand,
I'm gonna have l's in it because l's aren't in
(22:43):
their vote. It's like this very like weird exoticized orientalism
take on like Japanese.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah yeah yeah that guy, Yeah, I know the guys
with Chip Wilson. It's like that is the biggest that's
a comic book villain.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Hey, but the pants they do. Look I'm not gonna
lie I look good.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I don't know what that weave is. Yeah, it's yeah,
it's like a it's a little bit of I don't
know if it's probably all really really just terrible for
the entire planets, Like you know.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's the ship wouldn't do something bad for the.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Planet, not chip Baby, not chip Man.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yeah, ninety percent of all Lululemon clothing that you wear
ends up somewhere in your bloodstream at some point. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Well they say the like stuff like gortex, like gortex
Street and stuff like that that's like huge, Like you
get your exposure to microplastics is like huge with like
stuff that's like waterproof treats.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Ohrd, you read that sounds like the bad robot from
a seventies problem gorg.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, Willex their minions. Did you read the thing about
all kitchen utensils like you.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Know, black or whatever black?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, yeah, it's just basically whatever. It's old stereo that's
been melted down.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Right exactly that you had from the nineties. That's your
spatula exactly.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Sorry I say it again. I actually didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, all the utensils that are black, the plastic kind
of black things that, yeah, you gotta throw them away.
You gotta get rid of them because they are basically
made from recycled electronics and are you know, harmful to
your healthful of curse engines?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Bad, just just flipping it into your food.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
M Yeah that seems bad.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Well it's raw, yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah. I think I talked on this show about like
how I had an ice cream scooper that like started
turning the ice cream that we would scoop like a
bright silver color. Every time you would like it was
like shedding onto the ice cream. What the chrome or
the chrome was like shedding onto the ice cream. And
I ate the ice cream more times than I would
(24:57):
care Tom Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Said in my mouth, look really cool. I look like Jaws.
All right, we should take a quick break and we'll
come back. We'll do an overrated and we'll get into
some news. We'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
And we're back, and don't fear a We do like
to ask our guest, what is something that you think
is overrated?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Face times I'm sick of them. I don't want them anymore.
Face times with kids are useless, by the way, anyone
who travels that is like just FaceTime with your kid
every night. Useless garbage. I don't like them. They never
work out. Usually if it's a little kid, they're just
looking at their own face and they want to screw
around with that and put poop emojis over your face
(25:47):
like it's not a real thing.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
It is not a real offertunity to put poop emoji.
It is an exercise in poop emojis that is absolutely.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
True, or like turn into an octopus, turn into this
because you can, you know, change.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Daddy's on the phone, Daddy's say hi to daddy, And
I feel like it's just garbage communication.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I don't I think we could We just go back
to the phone, just go back to a nice audio
situation that is boring and low key, and that is
how we communicate until you see the person in person.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, I feel like right, it's definitely like it's good
for the adults to get to see the little kids.
But even like with my with my babies almost too,
he just looks at himself the whole time, and he's like,
oh yeah, he's what let.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Me let me throw this by you. Do you not
look at yourself when you're on a face?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Everybody except my children, ye, the.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Time, all the time having to self view on the right.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
What is that? It's the black utensils of communication. I
don't think this is for us.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, yeah right because the phone, Yeah, the phone was
I saw like an article. I think it was like
a business inside it recently where someone was like it
was like an op ed where someone was kind of
like I'm done with texting, and I realized the phone
call is actually the best thing about talking to a friend.
And yeah, we kind of forget, especially for people of
a certain age, when that was the only mode of communication,
(27:22):
how everything was built on that. Yeah, and now how
quickly just like I don't know, man, I like, I
guess I like instant messenger in my pocket and I'll
just do that all day.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, slack, did you ever have to slack?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
God, I'm so for too many jobs.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
God, I feel like that is the bane I mean,
and people people get a little too cavalier with slack.
So in some ways, you know, people have been fired
and jobs based on their dumb slacks.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah, so it's too much. I forget what the word
would do for me. Yeah, the one the one good
thing about face time with kids. Like when I'm on
the road and I FaceTime with my kids and I like,
I have this image, I'm like remembering all the good
times and I'm like, god, I just like miss and
(28:11):
I just wish I was right here with them. And
then I get on and just like have the experience
of them ignoring me.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I'm like, oh, yeah, amazing, Oh this is the thing.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Hey, Hey, how you doing how was school?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Where do you go? Where do you go?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
The phones just facing the ceiling as they're like somewhere
else in the house.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah, nailed it. You nailed it because okay again, I
know that life doesn't replicate commercials, but the commercial, you know,
aspect of or imagery is you know, I think there's
I forget what it's for. But there's a mom. There's
a mom. She's a traveling, working mom, I know, crazy,
and she's on some hotel bed and it's like, oh my,
I can't wait to see you, and the kids like
(28:51):
I can't wait.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
To see you.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Look at my stuff and it's a durable and that
is now what happens. It's garbage communication. And You're right,
I'm always like, oh my god, I miss you. I
should check in And then I'm like, wow, you no
one gives craps about me at that household?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
All right. I've done with like other younger family members
where they look at their parents they're like, can I
go now? Have I fulfilled that?
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Like?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Like have I done right here?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Talking to this fun I go, now, my god, there's
nothing better than walking. You're walking, You're walking people out
of your own FaceTime, right yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, it's hard to pop emoji to me, I know,
but for thirty seconds they're hilarious and then I'm like, okay,
we're done.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
We're done.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
All right, Well let's let's get into some news and
let's get it FaceTime equivalent of prayer.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah, And that is we now have the opportunity to
interact with Jesus via AI technology.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
It's finally happened, you know, we were and I feel bad
because even always shitting on AI. But now that now
that Christ is available to us at a moment's notice,
maybe maybe it's not that bad. So this chapel in
lucer in Switzerland. They it's an quote experimental art installation.
They call Deus in Machina. Okay, Machina, Okay, not Diosex,
(30:22):
but in Okay, the ghost is in the machine. Now
Machina meant is God from the machine. But I guess
they're saying in he came out the machine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
But it's basically it's an AI Jesus in a confessional booth.
So it's a screen with a Jesus on it, hooked
(30:43):
up to a computer that you can confess to. Although
the church was clear, this is not an actual sign.
This is not the sacrament of confession. So you know,
just for all you Catholics out there, just so you know,
is this a Catholic church? This feels very much like
a thing the Catholic Church would be like, yeah, well
I think it. I mean I don't know that they
(31:05):
had a confessional booth in there, so I don't know
how they're I mean, clearly they're they're they're playing fast
and loose with the Bible anyway to even not not
my pope, I don't think. Yeah, most people be like
a depiction of our savior. I don't know, is this is.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Some like thirty two year old actor with a beard?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, I mean, how are you my child? But once
you go in the booth, a disclaimer pops up. This
is quote I think that Jesus says, do not disclose
personal information under any circumstances.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Jesus literally does the disclaimer. Yeah, that is wild to me.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Use this service at your own risk. Now press the
button if you accept and.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Doing it in a way that's like urgent, like do
not do not disclose personal information any circumstances, because we'll
both get burned. What are you going to do with
my information, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Why why is it?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I mean, is it because they don't want to have
to deal with the legal ramifications of someone admitting a crime?
Like what is the actual issue?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I'm sure someone who has better understanding of the technology
than I could explain. But I don't know if like
maybe it does somehow get eternalized and then repeated in
some way.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
My guess would be so this is an art installation.
This is not like from Google that they do not
have the technology to ensure the information security of like
what is being shared, and so they're like.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Hey, don't till a shit bro Okay, Jeff Bezos owns
that if you do.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Ai Jesus, Ai Jesus, I'd just like to open up
with my social Security.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Number, go ahead, my child and your date of birth.
And look, I only ask as a joke because obviously
I know. But for the record, let's.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
For the record, Yes, why is your password mask?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah? So, I mean, I guess the point is to
apparently give people a tangible experience with AI, sort of
spur conversations around the limitations and uses of the technology.
The theologian who works at the church explained why he
agreed to having this thing in there. He said, quote,
what we're doing here is an experiment. We wanted to
(33:17):
launch the discussion by letting people have a very concrete
experience with AI. That way, we have a foundation for
talking about it and discussing it with one another. He
also said that there are there are some positives to
AI Jesus, which is quote, he's accessible twenty four hours
a day, so has the abilities that pastors don't.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
So, and you can also be sure he's not jacking
off in there, which is more than for the pastors.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah right, okay, I just want to throw this is
not Pastors who listen are going to be mad at
me right now. But let's not pretend pastors are the
same thing as Jesus. A yeah, okay, right right right, b.
This is what my mother would say about anyone who
was a religious She would just say, oh, they're just
people who don't want to work, So.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
That those are the real bums God freaking leaning on
this magic show.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah they they talked to God, Yeah, to be a priest.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
So yeah, yeah they did.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
My dad thought I was going to be a priest.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
How did you lean on a kid to be a priest, Like,
what did they see in you that they're like, Jack,
you might be a man of God.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
He told me after the fact, he was like, maybe
you were gonna head. I was like, damn, pore down
and pick up this. Yeah, yeah, okay were you.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Did you ever say anything as a kid that you
can remember about having a conversation.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
To God? Yeah? My dad's very religious, and so I
talked to him about religion stuff because that's what he
wanted to talk.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
About, and so you know it.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah, and also I just always wore a black shirt
buttoned all the way up with a little we.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, that was it. Just keep cutting out construction paper.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yes, well, I mean there might be advantages to this,
ai Jesus, because at least this one like actually can
hear you and respond, So it definitely has the advantage
over the current ghost stories. Jesus, that's mostly just do
it in your head.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
What happened to creativity?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
To do in your heads? To do? We're outsourcing Jesus.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Well, I mean, ask Jesus for something and then you know,
the answer appears because you just think about it all
the time and then it comes to you and you go, Jesus,
get this. Yeah, yeah, come on.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Now, the one thing we've seen people repeatedly enjoy about AI,
there's like the scientific breakthrough the decoding of like protein,
So like, I think they are going to be very
specific scientific uses for AI that are going to be great.
And then I think AI is going to be fun
for people to play with. And that's what this feels like.
(35:59):
It's like a one on one toy to play with.
Like people really rushed into the like AI therapist thing,
and that has like some very real problems to it.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
But with like religion, you know they're gonna do this
though some people replace actual you know, mental wellness with
religion too.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
True, and it is like leaves a little bit more
to like because he's just gonna be like, why don't
you pray on it? That seems to be his advice,
Like looking at what people are saying, Like I got
so much out of it. He just like told me
that it's kind of up to me, and I just
need to pray on it and be nice to people, right.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Right, I mean, if that's what they need. And I
just somehow got a twenty five dollars gift certificate to Amazon, right,
get it to your point, Miles, though you are correct,
because social services are so unavailable to so many people.
They go to the church, and a lot of pastors
and ministers are finding.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
That they STI workers.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
They are social workers. Yeah for sure, really.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
And yeah, I listened to Joe Biden. I use the
cops for that.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Personally, he says, I call nine one.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
We don't need to defund the police. We need to
fund them more. There are therapists, there are counselors. They
are daddy, and so I just leaned all the way
in I'm calling nine one one, being like yep, she
said it again is being said a little rude officer.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Officer, O'Malley, do you think do you think I should
have to find his glasses? What do you think?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
What do you think? Officer Paul George hyper extended his knee.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
I'm not right, sorry, sorry, but no, I will say.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Ahead.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I'm just gonna say when I use Chat, I use
chat GBT. I do use chat GBT pretty regularly. I
don't pay for it. I use the just the open
and what do I use it for? Mostly writing marketing
documents because I hate doing that. So I'll be like, hey,
can you like write me a description of a live
show that involves blah blah blah, and then we'll write
(38:07):
something and then I'll change it. It's like perfect first
draft instead of just staring at nothing and be like,
I do this, but I'm always weirdly polite to chat GBT.
I think it. Thank you. This is so great because
I am like, as a thing grows, I wanted to think.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
You want to be on the protective scrolls. Yes, yes,
of course I get that.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I don't. I don't treat it like a machine. I
treat it purposefully like.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
A future oppressor.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Just in case, just in case NBC is treating the
Trump administration. Think case.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I'm just gonna lay down now.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I think we should open lines of great analogy again.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Nice to us, you.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Never know, Yeah, I mean, actually that has always been
my least favorite thing anyone has ever said about that.
When you're like, I can't believe this person. I hate them.
I can't believe they fucking do the between They're like,
they've always been nice to me. I've always hate that person.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Die. Yeah, I just think again. As someone who went
to like Lutheran and Catholic schools for their childhood, it
feels like a slippery slope to turn to the toy.
If the gamification of Jesus, like, if this is more widespread,
because you could see some we've seen versions of like
AI priests and other things kind of people fucking around
(39:31):
with that. I just I wonder if like this actually
just brings full on atheism to people, Like I don't know,
Jesus is actually an AI on my phone? Dude.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Oh No, Hybrid churches, it's starting. No one goes to
the office, nobody's going to go to church. They're just
going to do it from their home. And then yeah,
and then someone's gonna buy up all those buildings and
turn them into multimillion dollar luxury condos. Good job, everybody, pray,
pray to your AI Jesus as they take everything away
from you. Do you hear me?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Anyways, In news that's totally unrelated to that, we got
AI Santa. The company is selling phone calls with an
AI Santa clause for the children, presumably because the real
Santa is too busy, I guess obviously. So for fifteen
dollars a pop, you can pay this company to just
(40:23):
run a program that will seem like it knows who
you are.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah. Marketing yeah, no, no, no, none of it. I
just even like this marketing material, this like depiction of
it for their like branding. It's like AI slop art too,
like it's wild. I'm sorry your chimney is also a
bell tower on your home? What form of architecture is this?
Speaker 6 (40:48):
Again?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
And why does Santa only have three fingers on his
right hand right?
Speaker 3 (40:53):
So Santa, Yeah, I do just want to do here.
So it says give a live call from get a
live call from Santa, like Miles said, it's a house
like very Christmas y. There's snow on the roof, there's
smoke coming out of like the roof where the chimney
would be, but no chimneys. And then there is where
(41:13):
the chimney would be is a bell tower.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
And then again this is the thing that we've noticed
now two episodes in a row, because we talked yesterday
about how Coca Cola redid their holidays are coming at
and it opens with the trucks breathing, like the trucks
have smoke coming out of their grill. Grill yeah yeah,
bread because and now we have the house has like
(41:38):
chimney smoke coming out of just like the corner next
to where the chimney is.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
And then yeah, like you.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Said, a bell tower. Also the image is Santa Claus
approaching the house on foot, while a giant, like the
iron giant sized Santa Claus is standing next to the house.
So two Santa's one normal size one that is the
size of the iron giant standing next to the house
(42:04):
on a phone.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
It's kind of a phone call. It's it's a taking God,
he's omnipresent, right.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
I think taken slightly in a different context. It looks
like this house is on fire and it's a warning thing.
See there's one Santa that's running towards it to try
to save the person that's in the window. And it's
also reminding you to evil giant Santa. It's calling nine
to one one. Okay this going on?
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Norman bates his mother. Yeah this thing? What is this aberration?
And also the window frame apparently goes behind the person,
like it's not an actual frame of the window. An
I think that I got to point out the typo,
get a live call from Santa, create a memory that
last forever.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Create a memory that last forever. Pert, everything is good?
I get so the the Jesus reviews were actually like
pretty I was surprised it was so easy. Though it's
a machine, it gave me so much advice. I liked
weighing advice based on like the poundage. I like my
(43:09):
advice by the pound But in this case we have
a reviewer who did the deal. I'm actually kind of
impressed with how well the call went. And it didn't
go well, but like so they told them what they
wanted for Christmas. They told them for a personal thing
(43:32):
about themselves. They were like, hey, I just had a
pet fish that passed away, which very easily could be
you know, the things that I think my kids would
tell Santa before a call might be like their pet
fish that died. And like a couple of things they wanted.
Phone rings. It says Santa Claus on your phone, and
(43:54):
he's calling from Maine for some reason, high up north.
Is this, STEFFI, This is Santa calling from the North
Pole in Maine. I couldn't wait to talk to you.
How are you, my friend? And so the writer's like
his voice was booming, jolly did it sound real? Not
quite human like, but realistic enough it'll threw me off
(44:17):
my guard. They're like, I'm good, Santa.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
I'm doing wonderfully, thank you for asking.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Steffi.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
The North Pole is bustling with excitement as the elves
and I prepare for Christmas. Tell me, do you still
have your pet?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Catch up?
Speaker 3 (44:30):
How are they doing? The one thing they were told,
The one thing Santa was told was fucking that this
fish had died.
Speaker 6 (44:39):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Immediately it is like, hey, how's your pey? How are
they physically? Like? How are they doing? Child? Like this
is supposed to be a conversation happening with the child.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
I hope that this they get better on that, because
you don't want that Ai Santa to be like, how's
your dad?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah? Exactly the one did you say, Santa? You fucking asshole? Wait?
Speaker 2 (45:03):
I want to hear it because that writer at the
Daily Beast who did it uploaded the actual audio from
the film call just so you can kind of get
a field this thing.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
He died. I told him, I'm so sorry to hear that, Stephie,
I know that ketchup was a special part of your
family and he surely and then the audio cut.
Speaker 6 (45:23):
Tell me do you still have your pet?
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Oh? That sounds like surely? Brown? Wow? No, he died.
Speaker 6 (45:31):
Oh I'm so sorry to hear that, Steffie. I know
Ketchup was a special part of your family and he surely.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
It discuts out.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
He surely what Santa? Ketchup was such a special partle
of your family, and I know he brought you lots
of joy. I hope you have fond memories to hold
on you. Would you like to share one of your
favorite memory.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
With It's just like, Yo, this sounds like a fucking
speaking spell. This sounds like shit.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
It sounds like a home depot lawn ornament that has
like vocal like sounds coming out of it. It's like, no, child, Wow.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
This is way worse than I thought.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah, I mean I gotta say, when you were just
doing your dramatic reading, Jack, I was like, Eh, forget
about being a preacher. You a career happening right now? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Right, And this guy sucks so even more. You can
hire me to call your kids fifteen dollars.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
In an hour.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Oh my god, get ready to make some cash.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
But yeah, it like, dude, would you like to share
a message of your dead pet that I just asked
you about? Is like such a week Like it really
feels like you're in a fucking pham tree, you know,
like whereas.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
I'm sure he was special in.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
A few words, can you tell us what your problem?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Do you care to describe the day catch up passed.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Away in great details? To Santa, it's kind of my king.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
When he was flushed down? Did you say goodbye?
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (47:17):
And then it just cuts off?
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yeah, just then immediately cuts off. So anyway, uh ai,
you know, magical people all around learning.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
It's learning that this mistakes.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
The one thing this has is like, I mean, it's
not inexhaustible time because obviously, as we know, it's burning
down like chunks of the rainforest every time you use
something like this, But like I would assume the thing
is like, yeah, but we can just like the kids
can talk and like the thing will interact and like
it's a fun toy to play with. But like the
(47:49):
toy or the Santa was like trying to get them
off the line. They were like, all right, better go,
better get going now, And they're like, wait, don't you
want to ask what I want for Christmas? All right,
I'm good on that. You're like you spent so much
(48:10):
of the call apologizing. I'm so sorry, Stephie I definitely
want to know what do you want for Christmas this year?
Speaker 8 (48:21):
Oh and then you get fish Santa Claus, and then
and then to the author says I'd like then I
heard nothing, but the dial Toneta had hung up.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Yeah, yeah, no, I definitely want to hear what you
want for Christmas? Don't you tell me? Hang up? More
on that later, More on that later, asshole later.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
This is just so man, this is fifteen bucks is
such a racket because this is some shit you can
do for free that you just absolutely you have a
fucking wacky friend who likes to do bits, just have
a fucking call and they can do what they can
say whatever the dying mall.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Go to a dying mall, go see that Santa. I think.
I don't know if you know this, but I as
a Jew, As a Jew, I wanted to see the
mall Santa. And my mom wouldn't let me because that
was just not part of our tradition. And I begged
her because all of my friends were going. Begged her
and begged her, and she finally said fine, and I
was so excited, but I was afraid. And then when
(49:25):
I got in there and SAND was like, what would
you like for Christmas, little girl. I just went, I'm Jewish,
like I could not handle the pressure, and he said
that's okay, so am I yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
The greatest ever, the greatest ever, mall Santa ever. I
wouldn't come up with that shit, you know what he
I would have said, I'm so sorry, Oh Sarah, Yeah,
would you like to talk about how hard it is
to be Jewish?
Speaker 2 (50:00):
I gotta gotta go. I thought your mom was going
to tell you that mal Santas were also people who
didn't want a real job.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Like, yeah, no, you know what she told me when
I told her that Santa was Jewish? She told me
she said, well, of course he is. Who else do
you think works on Christmas?
Speaker 3 (50:18):
What she told me? God, damn your mom great bars bars. Yeah, yeah,
you know jac was jew too, So there you go.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yeah, when I told my friend Santa was Jewish, they
were mad.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
They're mad.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
You got some calls from your mom, got some calls
from some other angry parents. What did you fear? Just
tell my daughter about Santa.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
All right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back.
We'll talk about some other bullshit. We'll be right back,
and we're back. We're back and uh, new terrible doctor
(51:01):
Oprah platform just dropped.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
I just generally, I think we have to just start
treating any quote unquote doctor that Oprah platforms as a
total nonce that should be ignored because obviously Oprah has
had a huge hand in like blighting the earth with
the platforming of doctors Phil and Oz, who are both
dangerously stupid, and at this rate they both may have
(51:25):
cabinet positions in the Trump administration. So I will I'm
actually I want to be on the productive scroll. So
doctor Phil, big fan, big fan man, big fan, love
everything you say. So we've talked about their shortcomings at length.
But there's another person that I just saw on TMZ
and I'm like, what the fuck is this person going
on about? Doctor Laura Berman, who is on has a
show on the owned network, been on Oprah, talks a
(51:48):
lot about relationships, sex things like that. She was recently
on TMZ talking about how the new Netflix rom com
Hot Frosty is gonna help more men have sex this
holiday season. So this is this is what she said.
She said, he talks about This is from TMC's right.
They said the seasonal flick will likely help guys get
(52:11):
laid during the winter months, which is a notorious time
for dry spells. As the doc tells it, hot Frosty
could cure this season's cock block, as it's a hyper
sexualized version of a Hallmark movie. I just want to
play this clip of her talking about Like first she's like,
oh yeah, people get so revd up, you know of
over rom comms and things like that. But this is
(52:32):
her sort of like asserting that people do not have
sex during the holidays, and I'll just want to let
her sort of articulate this.
Speaker 9 (52:39):
You're combining basically women's two favorite things, mom coms and
Christmas movies, you know, with a little bit you know,
and especially with a hot Frosty in the middle of it.
You know, I think this is the version of women's porn.
You know, most women really like some context to their
(53:02):
sexy stories, you know, So if there's a little bit
of romance, there's a little bit of build up, there's humor,
and there's a hot guy, you know, that's exciting for
a lot of women.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
Was this her professional opinion as a doctor, or like
an exit interview from a movie, like.
Speaker 7 (53:20):
In a movie trailer, Like, what the fuck was that
they're just because she starts off talking about why she
thinks this is like a potent combination because, as she says,
this is every woman's two favorite things.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Oh my gosh, I know as a woman, I was
just immediately was so mad. I was like, I did
a Christmas movie in rom coms No, and first of all,
I don't understand what what makes hot frosty. We're talking
to snowman and this is hot Frosty, so he's super hot,
Like what are we fucking his nose? What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (53:50):
We all kind of yeah, So I watched this movie
and he becomes a six packed like white guy. When
a woman puts a magical scarf on a snowman in
the town square and then she develops a relationship with
him and all it is and like, you know, she's
I get that. You know, there's there may be evidence
about like holiday stress leads to some people having like
(54:12):
decreased sex drives. And you know, all you have to
do is I think but to sort of negate that
all you really need to do is look at like
when the most births happen, and it's typically August, that
August to the.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
October window the holidays.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
It's like because based on that, just that evidence, I
would say people, people are in fact fucking during the holidays.
I get those other stress factors might be limited to
like parts of America or like Western culture. But again,
like her insistence on being like, you know, because no
one has like the way it was presented was like,
no one has sex during the holidays. But if you
(54:49):
throw on hot Frosty, this is actually women's pornography, full stop.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Thank you right, women are going to get hot and
they're all going to finally fuck their husband. I love
that a doctor is coming on to be like, you
know what, I've just been trying to think about how
we're going to solve the problem of men get having sack.
How can we solve this? It's an epidemic around the
holiday season.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
Everybody but doctor and my specialty is tricking your wife
into fucking you.
Speaker 1 (55:18):
I think we found I think we found out that Laura,
Laura gets off on Christmas movies and rom coms.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
I think that.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Laura is ready to uh suck off a snowman about
right now. And so I don't know why she's making
her her own personal fascination with this a you know,
doctor certified. Wow, wow, I think, uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:43):
Just cleaning the carrot. It had some dirt on it.
Just cleaning the carrot.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
We need a new carrot. No, wait, what happened to
the cold? Don't you know what?
Speaker 2 (55:54):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
I don't want to hear about your anal cold beads.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
Yeah, I think this one steamed. I don't think this.
Speaker 3 (56:04):
Also the implication that women aren't allowed to watch nor
like porn pornography. Yeah, yeah, women had never heard of
such a thing.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
I like context, everybody. I need it. If I want
to see, like someone getting laid, I need to like
know a story, okay, because that's the way my little
girl brain works. Okay, Like I need to know, like,
how are they doing? Why do they have the pizza
delivery job? They're paying off a student loan, they try
to get to chef school.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Right right exactly? I think they're they're they have back
rent that to do. No, it's just it's really hard
to tell.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
Back rent would be a good way to segue into
the conversation.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
I would see that porn backround. God, like all the
landlords they're like, this is literally our porn. I love
seeing this kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (56:57):
If you're why do you think this is something we've
been talking about in the context of Hot Frosty. Why
do you think people are so into movies where somebody
is hot and has the brain of a eight year old?
Speaker 6 (57:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (57:14):
Yeah, easy, because you won't attached to them. There's like
the seriously, it's like the Yeah, it's like the blow
up doll version. Right, It's like there's no emotional attachment.
You don't have to worry about how they're feeling, what
they need, needs, wants, desires. Now it's just one dimensional
perfect there.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
They Yeah, a listener on Blue Sky reached down and
they're like, the trope is actually called born Sexy yesterday. Yeah,
born sexy. Oh else, I love that big oh yeah,
splash splash, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:49):
Just dumb. And I will say that, you know, there
are times when I've thought, I generally, you know whatever,
I genuinely hang out with smart people. But there are
times that I think of like a big, dumb, good
looking guy, and You're like, that sounds like fun. Yes,
it was like a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
Totally, because yeah, this is just sort of like reaffirming
like male dominance.
Speaker 1 (58:11):
To be like yeah, right, yeah, it's like oh I'm
into robot.
Speaker 3 (58:16):
Yeah, but like not so dumb that they don't know how,
like toilet paper works or you know what I mean,
like you make it fun. A comedy doesn't know and
it doesn't know how, like oh kind right, so kind,
Oh my god, they're so nice, they're but stress and
(58:40):
feed them and they have a vacant look in their
eyes and their mouth hangs open. And that's what's not.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
And that's what women want Christmas.
Speaker 3 (58:54):
What if that's what she had gone into. I mean,
it combines women's two favorite things, taking care of somebody
seems like they've had had trauma and six packs.
Speaker 2 (59:06):
And then he just goes.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
Right here, right here, just with the finger right to
the mo.
Speaker 3 (59:12):
Wait, what are we doing to do this?
Speaker 2 (59:13):
I'd be quiet exactly exactly. You're smart, smart, God.
Speaker 1 (59:18):
You're so good to.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
Learner pay me my background.
Speaker 3 (59:24):
Uh oh fira, what a pleasure having you as always?
Where can people find you?
Speaker 2 (59:30):
Follow you?
Speaker 1 (59:31):
I'm on all the socials at oh fira e O
p h I r A E except for TikTok i'm
o fira n y C strangely m okay.
Speaker 3 (59:42):
Strange someone they did they totally did.
Speaker 1 (59:47):
Uh huh and can you imagine there is another She's
an astrologer, so the very famous astrologer.
Speaker 2 (59:54):
So okay.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
She she also has a better social media team.
Speaker 3 (59:57):
Okay, I mean you beat her on all the other ones.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
So yeah, I know, she's like, she's got like a
tweet to send.
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
He she's like, oh, look who came in second today, asshole.
Exactly when Venmo came out, I ran as fast as
I could to just get oh Fira, I'm like, I'm
beating that woman at least one game.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Yeah, Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Can I'm gonna go and be very typically female right
now and just say I'm going to say two things. One,
I've been watching makeup videos for women over forty and
on Instagram, and I love them. I love them so much.
I had no idea that this is my new pastime.
But b I am. I am a little bit maybe
(01:00:44):
like you you. I mean, your job is to look
at news all the time. But I get a little
bit burnt out by the cats catstra phizing. That's a
lot of syllable yes of the news. So I've been
going as I've been traveling a lot and reading legacy
local papers. Oh shit, and they're great. I mean they're
(01:01:08):
gonna have some headlines. But also you get to find
out things, I mean just great things, people that are
doing good things in a community, hot balloon failures. Like
you get some real nitty gritty local stuff that's going on.
Someone that won a contest, someone else that won a
local political race. You've never heard of what their thing is.
(01:01:32):
It's great. It makes me feel like there is happiness,
good people and life in the world. And you know,
you just sit down, you don't look at your phone,
and you read a paper for about half an hour.
That's all it takes.
Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Yeah, you can just through those.
Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah, it's great. Highly recommend and we should keep those
local papers alive everybody because guess what, even like you also,
it's young journalists usually, so it's it's a lot of
you see typos, you see some mistakes. It's like very
very close to the human touch.
Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Yeah, by the way, mistakes on the Washington Post and then.
Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Sometimes the completely wrong opinions wild. I don't know how
they do it, but yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Yeah, great Miles. Where can people find you as their
working media? You've been in.
Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Whoever they got the at symbols, but really I want
to encourage people to follow over on blue Sky Miles
of Gray. It's miles of gray everywhere, so dot besky
dot social all that again. I can't keep telling people
how much I enjoy interacting there, and it's it's all
with Zeitgang. So I appreciate everybody reaching out and talking
and entertaining my dumb questions and commentary. Let's see a
(01:02:46):
work of media.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
I like, oh, you know what there was? Actually I
guess I do here it is hold on.
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Oh yes, this is from Zippo at Naughty Zippo dot
besky dot. So it is a like cat like looking
like it's exploding out of like a cardboard Amazon home
box and it just says I'm alive. Fuck you the
(01:03:16):
energy of this cat coming out of the bottom, but
the box is fucking goaded. So yeah, so good.
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
That is so good.
Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
You can find me at jack ob one the number
one dot bskuy dot social, Jack Underscore Brian on Twitter,
Emily at mcway ka w e dots Guy dot Social
tweeted it was the Buster rhymes. It was the Wuster
rhymes you find on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
This guy's coming up.
Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Yeah it is you can find us on Instagram at
d daily I Guist on Instagram. We have a Facebook
fan page and a website, Daily I Guess dot Com,
where we post our episode and our footnote. We link
off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
is there a song that you think people might enjoy? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
This is just a nice uh instrumental jazz piano tune
from this Japanese artist named Real Glee r y O
f U k u I. The track is called early Summer.
It's just nice, you know. I like instrumental music as
the weather gets colder, and just stuff that, you know,
just just creates a nice aage. I don't know why.
(01:04:31):
Like jazz piano. I always feel like I'm in the
lobby of like a very expensive hotel that I would
be relaxing. Yeah, you're like, oh, somebody's playing live piano.
Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so let me see I have a
dollar for this fine person.
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Yeah, and they're like, oh no, please, don't that's very
I'm paid. Well, you don't need the cash to but yeah,
Early Summer by you'll flee check it out. It's it's great.
Just you know, set the move for you great.
Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
We will link off to that in the footnotes the
daily Zeite guys. Oh and you can also go check
out our YouTube channel check out what we look like
well saying words like this. We'll link off to the
song and the YouTube channel and the footnotes. Daily's Eye Guys,
the production of by Heart Radio. For more podcast from
my Heart Radio, visit the iHeart Radio, ap Apple Podcast
or wherever you get your shows. That's gonna do it
(01:05:20):
for us this week. We are back over the weekend
with the cutdown of the greatest hits of episodes or
of season three sixty five, and back on Monday to
tell you what was trending over the weekend, and we
will talk to you all then.
Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Bye bye bye, bye bye bye
You know, some Canadians don't like Rush because it's a
taste and people freak out right there. It's very It
is something that divides people.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh man, that sucks.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Not all Canadians like Rush.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, not all Canadians like anything.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Don't paint us with that broad rush.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
How many Canadians like Nickelback?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh, I think you know what.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
They don't.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
They don't, but they will do this thing where they're like,
Nickelback sucks, and then a tune will come on and
we'll be like, but I like this one.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, okay, something.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
About stadiums for twenty years. If everyone hates them, I
don't know how that shit hit. I don't care what
any people I feel. It's it's a conundrum to me.
Everyone claims they hate them, and yet they.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Brill won't be for me.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You know the number one Canadian that is like, there
is no Canadian that does not like the Tragically Hip.
I mean decades of selling out stadiums. I mean like huge,
never made it in the States.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Have you ever heard I've heard of I've heard I've
never heard a song or have no it's so crazy sound.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Nothing to associate them with.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Like Canadian Royalty Wow, nobody knows the outside of Canada,
and they would try to break into the US market.
The lead singer since died, but they tried to break
into the US market. They would break into the US
basically a brain tumor, very tragic of a brain tumber.
The stress, yeah, the stress of trying to break into
(01:45):
the American market. But he they would throw you know,
like in LA. They would go to like markets where
they were like, there's got to be something here, and
because a lot of Canadians live in La, all the
Canadians would buy the ticket. No America, whatever comes.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Wait, sorry, what's this band again?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
The tragically Hip, The tragically Hip, tragically Hip Wow, Hello
the Internet, and welcome to season three sixty five, Episode
five of a production of iHeart Radio. I feel like sick.
(02:24):
My sick voice sounds like Crofton a little bit up top.
Shout out to the great Chris Crofton. Yeah, always in
my head. I think I'm chatting always in my head
and in my heart. This is a podcast where we
take a deep dive into American share consciousness. We now
have a YouTube channel at daily Zeite guys Pod where
(02:46):
you can go see us recording one of these episodes every.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Week, usually the Tuesday episode.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
This week's dropping today. You can go see the Jamie
loftus at right, that was the video. Mmmm, it's Friday
November twenty second, twenty twenty four miles. Yeah, Friday November
twenty second, twenty oh.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Thank you so much, and shout out to everybody who
took the c best qualification. Because it's Substitute Teachers Day
because I was. That was my fallback plan, was to
be a substitute teacher for a little bit. Right, I got,
but I forgot at college. It's also National Cranberry Relish Day.
And that's it. And that's it. That's two things, substitutes
and Cranberry Relish. It's your day.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
The International Day Committee was like, we got a lot
of tables, man, I don't know, Yeah, we got there's
a lot of days.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You know, I was born today. There's some Oh wow,
what a concentration of weird. I've been also looking at
who's born. Yeah, well, I'm gonna tell you Papa John.
It's Papa John.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh shit, National Day.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, do some cocaine and solidarity with the founder of
Papa John. That's right.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
My name is Jack O'Brien. Ak Leno got his ass
kicked by a mountain coming from the Hampton and to
E you can say there's no such thing as karma.
But as for me and Conan, we believe that one
courtesy of Snarfula on the discord shut up snarfula. Shout
out to the QAnon level of conspiracy community that is
(04:25):
risen up around Jay Leno's face.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Bruise, and I patch that they refused.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
They want to believe. What exactly they want to believe
in is unclear, But anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined
as always.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
By my co host, mister Miles Gras. Yes, it's Miles Rain,
the Lord of Lancersham, the showgun with no gun. Currently
hit me up on Blue Sky for just just different.
I need some Thanksgiving dish recommendations. I have the usual
things worked out, but I'm looking for something different and psyching.
If you have something, please reach up to be Miles
(05:00):
of great Ubbs kind of social uh and let me know.
I already contacted American butcher who's a listener who knows
all about meat. I need to find a prime rib substitute. Anyway, Look,
I'm just I'm just here for the cooking tips, so
please hit me up. No song today, just a just a,
just a cry for help.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, Miles were thrilled to be joined by a very
funny stand up comic currently performing all over Aruba, Alabama, Nashville, Aruba, Helloabama.
You don't have a rhyme here. She's a writer actor,
host of the podcast Parenting is a Joke.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's o fiir eyes a bread, the cranberry relish of
stand up comedy.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
M How does that fit factor in for you? Because
I feel like it's a it's a matter of taste.
Some people love it and it's divisive for some people.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Right Exactly, You're like, well this should be sweet, and
then you're like a little sour.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Canadians do cranberry relish.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Like cranberry sauce. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Different. I think cranberry sauce, the cranberry sauce with chunks,
like I'm assuming the cranberry gelatinous can shaped mold is
not considered cranberry relish because.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
This looks like a full on dish now deleted in
New New England. Yeah, it's just I don't know. They're
just talking like the ship that is made with cranberries
it's like I.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Feel like when I when I picture cranberry relish, it's
the cranberry sauce that I don't like that has like
the cranberry skin in it.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, old cranberries.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I like it, like in like I want to be
able to see the ridges of the Okay, this.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Looks like real, Like this looks like you know where
it came from. I do like the canned, gelatinous molded thing.
And you know, obviously my favorite part is when you're
just trying to bang it out of that can and
then it makes that sound sound that's all true sounds.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, just the sound of true love.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I am grateful that that can.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You can hear the process.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, give it a little if you if you give
a little pierce on the backside, it'll come out a
lot easier.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
But then you don't get that violent yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, you don't get the Yeah. You got to work
at it so.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
When it comes out been here, dude, we gotta do
it the caveman where you're like angry at it and
then you get that sound. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
No, I'm a communist. That's why I suggested that I'm
a gathering too.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
He talked about relieving the air pressure on the opposite
side of.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
The can get him, get him fluid dynamics.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
As quit tradition. How dare you?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
We were talking about the power of whoever names the
airport call.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Letters before we started recording.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, because we were so we were trying to figure
out why so many of the big Canadian ones start
with why.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, they all start with why they all?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Do you want to know why? I just googled it? Okay? Why?
It dates back to the way uh Morse code railway
stations along the Canadian National Railway, which had two letter identifiers.
The code for the station in Malton, Ontario was wy Z,
which is where Pierson sits today. Hence why why z?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Do you know? You know how with terrestrial radio?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Why y Z?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
In case?
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Why y Z?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Oh I didn't know. I forget this.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You were talking about Sorry, I forgot about the Commonwealth
and how we say these.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It is pretty funny that I grew up, you know,
and as everyone in Canada and in the UK, you
go the alphabet song at the end is like x
Y it's very different for this, and then you hear
the American one You're like, oh, it's got a little
bit of a better tune.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, it's not q r X w VD like or
why do you say q.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
R X dude, Okay, it's gonna be fine. I'm gonna
left that guy w X.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Look, I'm American.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I don't just like no, actually we pronounced v ve Okay.
They just like had to cover up for it, so
it does run. Actually, it's just not weird.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
It's wrong with you.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
But I knew that. I just found out, like not
that long ago that the Mississippi is the dividing line
of how trustrial radio is either a Q trustrial radio station,
yeah Q ninety six or a K right yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Right, yeah yeah, Or isn't it like.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
WS two, Like that's kind of.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah yeah, oh boy, never mind, never mind.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
We don't have time for all these googles.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
We don't have no I feel.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Like exp nation for these things are like the Morse
code thing. It's like, why is the queritia one that way?
It's because they didn't want you to be able to
like the arrangement of the keys that we all have
learned to type on and will never change because we've
all learned it is only that way because they didn't
like want us to be able to type too fast,
because it was hard for the like mechanical typewriters to
(10:23):
deal with people being able to type very fast. Oh yeah,
I'm reading exactly too much. Like and they were like,
if you had the good keys too close together that
people were using house, they would be Yeah, they would
all be like jamming up together, they'd be knocking knees
and the keys would get stuck.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Have you have you been on someone's phone or like
this happens occasionally what I take Uber where they just
want sorry, it would be a cab where they want
you to input your address Uber obviously it's already in there,
but a cab they'll want you to just input their
address so they can follow the GPS and the person
will have their keyboard setup. Not quirdy.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, it will be.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And it's just like I'm like, this will take me
nine hours, Like I cannot get.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
My brain around in alphabetical.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
You know it is definitely an alphabetical before it.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Isn't that the other one that's the word.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
That's what I'm looking. It's actually brought to you by
Zyrtec for the.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
People with allergies to quirdy.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Okay, that would be great if the big Pharma is
just competing the sky rizzy arrangement of letters. Uh, I
fear we're going to get to know you a little
bit better in a moment. Are you in Aruba right now?
I am a fucking rules all right?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's hilarious. It's hilarious. It rained all day, so part
of Aruba is now flooded because it's not supposed to
rain this much. So you know, just it's fun to
escape somewhere where there is no escape. There's no escaping everybody.
But I'm doing shows here, so it's I'm working, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, is that getting you're out there on I don't
know if you're like on a sailboat or something and
you're in a Ruba.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah. I do feel like we have a new era
of the eighties coming, and I think a lot of
like the fun stuff from the eighties has floated to
the top, some of like the best music and like
some of the silliest, cheesy movies and stuff. But one
thing I would just ask people to keep in mind
is like I cannot hear the word Aruba without my
(12:28):
brain going into the satanic song that is Kocomo. Like
it's just there forever. It's the worst thing of all time.
I think it is the culmination of like everything having
to do with the eighties, where like Mike Love wrestled
control of the Beach Boys from like the Talented Guy
and like made this song that is just the It
(12:51):
is just about like yuppies going on vacation. It's like
the worst fucking thing possible. So anyways, just keep that
in mind for what we're out to go into it.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I think, yeah, I think because of that, like Ruba
sounds like a punchline. It doesn't even sound like a
real place. You say to someone I'm in Ruba, They're like, yeah,
sure you are.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Where are you?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Oh yeah, Ruba, Jamaica. Okay, cool, there you go there.
Wease uh, We're gonna get to know you a little
bit better in a moment.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Sure.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
First we're going to tell the listeners a couple of
things we're talking about. We've got a couple of AI updates.
We've got an AI Jesus that is being a pop
up at a church over Where where is this church?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Myuth, It's in Lucerne, Switzerland, Switzerland.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, so Jesus is making appearances at a church in Switzerland. Uh,
and then you can also have a phone call with
an Ai Santa Claus. So we're going to just check
out some reviews of that. There were two gods, yes,
checking in with them. We'll talk about the latest doctor
that Oprah has platformed and all the good things she
(14:02):
has to say. And Christmas has come super early this year.
I know it always comes early, and I know that's
like kind of a boring complaint to have, but we
just want to look at like why Christmas so early
this year, why the sales start in July? All of
that plenty more. But first offir, we do like to
ask our guest, what is something from your search history
(14:23):
that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
My search history? Okay, I'll be honest. Since I'm in
Aruba and I now when I travel around Aruba is
a little bit of a different case. But let's say America.
I like to do a little thing to ingratiate myself
to an audience. So sometimes I would walk around a
place and just be like, oh, okay, maybe I'll write
a joke about this local whatever, just to start things off.
(14:46):
But now what I like doing and I find it
so fun, is that I look up the best things
to do in their like attractions, parks, museums, whatever, and
then I scour through one star reviews and I find
the ones that you know, because I feel like one
(15:06):
star reviews for the most part, it's a lot about
obviously one complaints about parking and prices, but there's a
lot that are just based on the person's soul, Like
a five star review is never based on someone's soul.
A one star review is based on someone's soul, like
there's a deep history of this person not being seen
or heard and they are finally they found a little
(15:29):
channel to settle the score of so many things, and
so like the literal last thing I was looking at
that was making me crack up with some one star
reviews of a butterfly farm which is right beside the
hotel that I'm staying at, and there was a one
star review of someone being like, it's really small. There's
(15:49):
only like twenty butterflies here, but there are some iguanas.
And although we did see an iguana jump out of
nowhere and catch one of the butterflies, so now there
are about nineteen butterflies here.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
So it's a good iguana stunt show.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I was like, you gave that a wood star, that
to be would be I would give it five. You
gotta go, you gotta go. Do you like what do
you want to see? Murder at the Butterfly Farm?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah? The one star review those are like the I think,
like you say it is it is the windows to
the soul, for sure. You can. You can understand a
lot about a person based on what their one star
review is. But most of the time, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's it is just someone for whatever reason, everything that
has gone wrong in their day culminates in this one
(16:41):
star review for like one business. You always noticed.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Something like that, Yeah, there was. There was someone talking about,
like the butterflies didn't land on me, why they landed
on other people? It's like, wow, dude, like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Ye, why is it always then?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Whoa Okay, I gotta be about the butterflies right right?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, I'm ugly just like my wife dons hold.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
We're lucky if that person has a wife and uh
and someone else was like, it's rather cold in there,
and I didn't bring a jacket one star like they.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
You know, I didn't bring a jacket for I'm in Aruba.
I shouldn't need a jacket.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Ever, exactly, I should be able to wear bikini briefs
everywhere I go.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
So, uh, this is my new source of entertainment. Both
complaints through one star review.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
That sounds great and also painful and bad for your soul.
So there you go, there you go.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
What's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
All right? So this is underrated for me. I think
this has a fine place in the world. But I finally,
I've always been like, screw this, and now I've joined
the team. So I've I've you know, I went a
little sideways with this one. Okay, guess what, guys, I've
been work it out. Okay, I'm now a workout person,
all right. And I've always been the person that's like,
(18:06):
you don't have to buy stupid expensive workout clothes, just
wear whatever radish shirt you have and whatever dumb pair
of shorts you have, and just who cares what you
look like. But now that I've been working out, someone
gifted me, because I would never spend this kind of money,
the classic basic bitch Lululemon leggings, and I put them on.
(18:33):
I cannot believe how good I look. I don't know
what they put in that magic material. But I was like,
that's how I could. It's it's like getting professional makeup
done where for a TV thing and then you look
at the me and you're like.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It's possible. I must have been some magic.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
So I think people say that people have very you know,
divided feelings on that brand in particular because it was
pretty expensive and whatever. But and the races, that's.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
The other part. I couldn't. But when I read that
thing about like why they named it, and there was
like a joke of like because I thought it'd be
funny to hear Japanese people try to say lulu lemon
and is that for real?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Look it up?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
No, I thought you were joking.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
No, I remember that.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Now I'm I'm lighting them on fire. I'm going to
light them on fire. He's liking, No, they'll probably fast. Yeah,
it's a there's a lot of uh. You can just
search lulu lemon Japanese pronunciation. I remember learning that.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
To like, what did that cant horrified?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, it was because it was quote funny to watch
Japanese people try to say it, not Australians.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
I feel like for a while people were I don't know. Yeah,
I get they didn't become like workout clothes didn't become
a thing that people wear all times of the day
even when they're not working out by accident, Like they
have made adjustments to make them look good. They're like
somewhere between work like what used to be workout clothed
(20:08):
and like future the clothes from the future of like movies,
you know, like sci fi movies, and.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
It's literally Astronaut where.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
They have done good work like they have Like I
get why they've taken over.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I go between working out in like some workout like
actual workout clothes that I've like purchased for the purpose
of working out, and like feel like, hey, that looks okay.
And then sometimes I just work out and cloth like
clothes that are in the category in the drawer of
like things I sleep in, and I definitely feel better
when I'm in the ones that like are for working
(20:45):
out and actually look good. I feel like it's probably
not dissimilar from you know, how gatorade, Like they're like, yeah,
this shit doesn't like actually have chemicals in it that
are helping you, but it tastes good and that makes
you feel good. So that their size. Yeah, and you
get to picture yourself as Michael Jordan, like having glowing sweat.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
And I also think because Gatorade tastes so good, you
buy one of those you know whatever, seven hundred and
fifty milli liter bottles, which is, you know, it's a
lot of liquid and it tastes so good, you just
go and so you do hydrate because you're drinking more
than you would.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
This actually made me wave longer.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Although I will tell you that my kid, this was
actually last last year, right around Thanksgiving. He was not
feeling well, little kid, and so he requested Gatorade and
I was like, yeah, that's probably good hydrate you. And
so he likes the red one, which I think most
kids like that free punch or whatever. And he downed
a bottle and then he puked and he just vomited
(21:50):
everywhere that day. Glow red. Yeah, that was very hard
to get out.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yeah, that was very out of furniture and your mind
because yeah, looks like.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Over the TV remotes, so those were forever gone.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, the button stick now and you know why. Yeah,
my kids called Gatorade sports good and sports good sports good, yeah,
which I feel like that's sports, good good sports.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
The one thing I will say is the guy Chip Wilson,
who started He's he stepped down from the company. So yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's it's funny because it's like there, it came up
in this he said. It's like, it's just I had
a skating brand called Homeless, and the Japanese people, I
think they liked it because there was an L in it.
So I thought, the next time I start a brand,
I'm gonna have l's in it because l's aren't in
(22:43):
their vote. It's like this very like weird exoticized orientalism
take on like Japanese.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah yeah yeah that guy, Yeah, I know the guys
with Chip Wilson. It's like that is the biggest that's
a comic book villain.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Hey, but the pants they do. Look I'm not gonna
lie I look good.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I don't know what that weave is. Yeah, it's yeah,
it's like a it's a little bit of I don't
know if it's probably all really really just terrible for
the entire planets, Like you know.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's the ship wouldn't do something bad for the.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Planet, not chip Baby, not chip Man.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yeah, ninety percent of all Lululemon clothing that you wear
ends up somewhere in your bloodstream at some point. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Well they say the like stuff like gortex, like gortex
Street and stuff like that that's like huge, Like you
get your exposure to microplastics is like huge with like
stuff that's like waterproof treats.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Ohrd, you read that sounds like the bad robot from
a seventies problem gorg.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, Willex their minions. Did you read the thing about
all kitchen utensils like you.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Know, black or whatever black?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, yeah, it's just basically whatever. It's old stereo that's
been melted down.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Right exactly that you had from the nineties. That's your
spatula exactly.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Sorry I say it again. I actually didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, all the utensils that are black, the plastic kind
of black things that, yeah, you gotta throw them away.
You gotta get rid of them because they are basically
made from recycled electronics and are you know, harmful to
your healthful of curse engines?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Bad, just just flipping it into your food.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
M Yeah that seems bad.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Well it's raw, yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah. I think I talked on this show about like
how I had an ice cream scooper that like started
turning the ice cream that we would scoop like a
bright silver color. Every time you would like it was
like shedding onto the ice cream. What the chrome or
the chrome was like shedding onto the ice cream. And
I ate the ice cream more times than I would
(24:57):
care Tom Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Said in my mouth, look really cool. I look like Jaws.
All right, we should take a quick break and we'll
come back. We'll do an overrated and we'll get into
some news. We'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
And we're back, and don't fear a We do like
to ask our guest, what is something that you think
is overrated?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Face times I'm sick of them. I don't want them anymore.
Face times with kids are useless, by the way, anyone
who travels that is like just FaceTime with your kid
every night. Useless garbage. I don't like them. They never
work out. Usually if it's a little kid, they're just
looking at their own face and they want to screw
around with that and put poop emojis over your face
(25:47):
like it's not a real thing.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
It is not a real offertunity to put poop emoji.
It is an exercise in poop emojis that is absolutely.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
True, or like turn into an octopus, turn into this
because you can, you know, change.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Daddy's on the phone, Daddy's say hi to daddy, And
I feel like it's just garbage communication.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I don't I think we could We just go back
to the phone, just go back to a nice audio
situation that is boring and low key, and that is
how we communicate until you see the person in person.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, I feel like right, it's definitely like it's good
for the adults to get to see the little kids.
But even like with my with my babies almost too,
he just looks at himself the whole time, and he's like,
oh yeah, he's what let.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Me let me throw this by you. Do you not
look at yourself when you're on a face?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Everybody except my children, ye, the.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Time, all the time having to self view on the right.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
What is that? It's the black utensils of communication. I
don't think this is for us.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, yeah right because the phone, Yeah, the phone was
I saw like an article. I think it was like
a business inside it recently where someone was like it
was like an op ed where someone was kind of
like I'm done with texting, and I realized the phone
call is actually the best thing about talking to a friend.
And yeah, we kind of forget, especially for people of
a certain age, when that was the only mode of communication,
(27:22):
how everything was built on that. Yeah, and now how
quickly just like I don't know, man, I like, I
guess I like instant messenger in my pocket and I'll
just do that all day.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, slack, did you ever have to slack?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
God, I'm so for too many jobs.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
God, I feel like that is the bane I mean,
and people people get a little too cavalier with slack.
So in some ways, you know, people have been fired
and jobs based on their dumb slacks.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah, so it's too much. I forget what the word
would do for me. Yeah, the one the one good
thing about face time with kids. Like when I'm on
the road and I FaceTime with my kids and I like,
I have this image, I'm like remembering all the good
times and I'm like, god, I just like miss and
(28:11):
I just wish I was right here with them. And
then I get on and just like have the experience
of them ignoring me.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I'm like, oh, yeah, amazing, Oh this is the thing.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Hey, Hey, how you doing how was school?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Where do you go? Where do you go?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
The phones just facing the ceiling as they're like somewhere
else in the house.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah, nailed it. You nailed it because okay again, I
know that life doesn't replicate commercials, but the commercial, you know,
aspect of or imagery is you know, I think there's
I forget what it's for. But there's a mom. There's
a mom. She's a traveling, working mom, I know, crazy,
and she's on some hotel bed and it's like, oh my,
I can't wait to see you, and the kids like
(28:51):
I can't wait.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
To see you.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Look at my stuff and it's a durable and that
is now what happens. It's garbage communication. And You're right,
I'm always like, oh my god, I miss you. I
should check in And then I'm like, wow, you no
one gives craps about me at that household?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
All right. I've done with like other younger family members
where they look at their parents they're like, can I
go now? Have I fulfilled that?
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Like?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Like have I done right here?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Talking to this fun I go, now, my god, there's
nothing better than walking. You're walking, You're walking people out
of your own FaceTime, right yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, it's hard to pop emoji to me, I know,
but for thirty seconds they're hilarious and then I'm like, okay,
we're done.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
We're done.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
All right, Well let's let's get into some news and
let's get it FaceTime equivalent of prayer.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah, And that is we now have the opportunity to
interact with Jesus via AI technology.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
It's finally happened, you know, we were and I feel bad
because even always shitting on AI. But now that now
that Christ is available to us at a moment's notice,
maybe maybe it's not that bad. So this chapel in
lucer in Switzerland. They it's an quote experimental art installation.
They call Deus in Machina. Okay, Machina, Okay, not Diosex,
(30:22):
but in Okay, the ghost is in the machine. Now
Machina meant is God from the machine. But I guess
they're saying in he came out the machine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
But it's basically it's an AI Jesus in a confessional booth.
So it's a screen with a Jesus on it, hooked
(30:43):
up to a computer that you can confess to. Although
the church was clear, this is not an actual sign.
This is not the sacrament of confession. So you know,
just for all you Catholics out there, just so you know,
is this a Catholic church? This feels very much like
a thing the Catholic Church would be like, yeah, well
I think it. I mean I don't know that they
(31:05):
had a confessional booth in there, so I don't know
how they're I mean, clearly they're they're they're playing fast
and loose with the Bible anyway to even not not
my pope, I don't think. Yeah, most people be like
a depiction of our savior. I don't know, is this is.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Some like thirty two year old actor with a beard?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, I mean, how are you my child? But once
you go in the booth, a disclaimer pops up. This
is quote I think that Jesus says, do not disclose
personal information under any circumstances.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Jesus literally does the disclaimer. Yeah, that is wild to me.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Use this service at your own risk. Now press the
button if you accept and.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Doing it in a way that's like urgent, like do
not do not disclose personal information any circumstances, because we'll
both get burned. What are you going to do with
my information, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Why why is it?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I mean, is it because they don't want to have
to deal with the legal ramifications of someone admitting a crime?
Like what is the actual issue?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I'm sure someone who has better understanding of the technology
than I could explain. But I don't know if like
maybe it does somehow get eternalized and then repeated in
some way.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
My guess would be so this is an art installation.
This is not like from Google that they do not
have the technology to ensure the information security of like
what is being shared, and so they're like.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Hey, don't till a shit bro Okay, Jeff Bezos owns
that if you do.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Ai Jesus, Ai Jesus, I'd just like to open up
with my social Security.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Number, go ahead, my child and your date of birth.
And look, I only ask as a joke because obviously
I know. But for the record, let's.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
For the record, Yes, why is your password mask?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah? So, I mean, I guess the point is to
apparently give people a tangible experience with AI, sort of
spur conversations around the limitations and uses of the technology.
The theologian who works at the church explained why he
agreed to having this thing in there. He said, quote,
what we're doing here is an experiment. We wanted to
(33:17):
launch the discussion by letting people have a very concrete
experience with AI. That way, we have a foundation for
talking about it and discussing it with one another. He
also said that there are there are some positives to
AI Jesus, which is quote, he's accessible twenty four hours
a day, so has the abilities that pastors don't.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
So, and you can also be sure he's not jacking
off in there, which is more than for the pastors.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah right, okay, I just want to throw this is
not Pastors who listen are going to be mad at
me right now. But let's not pretend pastors are the
same thing as Jesus. A yeah, okay, right right right, b.
This is what my mother would say about anyone who
was a religious She would just say, oh, they're just
people who don't want to work, So.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
That those are the real bums God freaking leaning on
this magic show.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah they they talked to God, Yeah, to be a priest.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
So yeah, yeah they did.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
My dad thought I was going to be a priest.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
How did you lean on a kid to be a priest, Like,
what did they see in you that they're like, Jack,
you might be a man of God.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
He told me after the fact, he was like, maybe
you were gonna head. I was like, damn, pore down
and pick up this. Yeah, yeah, okay were you.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Did you ever say anything as a kid that you
can remember about having a conversation.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
To God? Yeah? My dad's very religious, and so I
talked to him about religion stuff because that's what he
wanted to talk.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
About, and so you know it.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yeah, and also I just always wore a black shirt
buttoned all the way up with a little we.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, that was it. Just keep cutting out construction paper.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yes, well, I mean there might be advantages to this,
ai Jesus, because at least this one like actually can
hear you and respond, So it definitely has the advantage
over the current ghost stories. Jesus, that's mostly just do
it in your head.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
What happened to creativity?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
To do in your heads? To do? We're outsourcing Jesus.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Well, I mean, ask Jesus for something and then you know,
the answer appears because you just think about it all
the time and then it comes to you and you go, Jesus,
get this. Yeah, yeah, come on.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Now, the one thing we've seen people repeatedly enjoy about AI,
there's like the scientific breakthrough the decoding of like protein,
So like, I think they are going to be very
specific scientific uses for AI that are going to be great.
And then I think AI is going to be fun
for people to play with. And that's what this feels like.
(35:59):
It's like a one on one toy to play with.
Like people really rushed into the like AI therapist thing,
and that has like some very real problems to it.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
But with like religion, you know they're gonna do this
though some people replace actual you know, mental wellness with
religion too.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
True, and it is like leaves a little bit more
to like because he's just gonna be like, why don't
you pray on it? That seems to be his advice,
Like looking at what people are saying, Like I got
so much out of it. He just like told me
that it's kind of up to me, and I just
need to pray on it and be nice to people, right.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Right, I mean, if that's what they need. And I
just somehow got a twenty five dollars gift certificate to Amazon, right,
get it to your point, Miles, though you are correct,
because social services are so unavailable to so many people.
They go to the church, and a lot of pastors
and ministers are finding.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
That they STI workers.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
They are social workers. Yeah for sure, really.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
And yeah, I listened to Joe Biden. I use the
cops for that.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Personally, he says, I call nine one.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
We don't need to defund the police. We need to
fund them more. There are therapists, there are counselors. They
are daddy, and so I just leaned all the way
in I'm calling nine one one, being like yep, she
said it again is being said a little rude officer.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Officer, O'Malley, do you think do you think I should
have to find his glasses? What do you think?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
What do you think? Officer Paul George hyper extended his knee.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
I'm not right, sorry, sorry, but no, I will say.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Ahead.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I'm just gonna say when I use Chat, I use
chat GBT. I do use chat GBT pretty regularly. I
don't pay for it. I use the just the open
and what do I use it for? Mostly writing marketing
documents because I hate doing that. So I'll be like, hey,
can you like write me a description of a live
show that involves blah blah blah, and then we'll write
(38:07):
something and then I'll change it. It's like perfect first
draft instead of just staring at nothing and be like,
I do this, but I'm always weirdly polite to chat GBT.
I think it. Thank you. This is so great because
I am like, as a thing grows, I wanted to think.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
You want to be on the protective scrolls. Yes, yes,
of course I get that.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
I don't. I don't treat it like a machine. I
treat it purposefully like.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
A future oppressor.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Just in case, just in case NBC is treating the
Trump administration. Think case.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I'm just gonna lay down now.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I think we should open lines of great analogy again.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Nice to us, you.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Never know, Yeah, I mean, actually that has always been
my least favorite thing anyone has ever said about that.
When you're like, I can't believe this person. I hate them.
I can't believe they fucking do the between They're like,
they've always been nice to me. I've always hate that person.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Die. Yeah, I just think again. As someone who went
to like Lutheran and Catholic schools for their childhood, it
feels like a slippery slope to turn to the toy.
If the gamification of Jesus, like, if this is more widespread,
because you could see some we've seen versions of like
AI priests and other things kind of people fucking around
(39:31):
with that. I just I wonder if like this actually
just brings full on atheism to people, Like I don't know,
Jesus is actually an AI on my phone? Dude.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Oh No, Hybrid churches, it's starting. No one goes to
the office, nobody's going to go to church. They're just
going to do it from their home. And then yeah,
and then someone's gonna buy up all those buildings and
turn them into multimillion dollar luxury condos. Good job, everybody, pray,
pray to your AI Jesus as they take everything away
from you. Do you hear me?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Anyways, In news that's totally unrelated to that, we got
AI Santa. The company is selling phone calls with an
AI Santa clause for the children, presumably because the real
Santa is too busy, I guess obviously. So for fifteen
dollars a pop, you can pay this company to just
(40:23):
run a program that will seem like it knows who
you are.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah. Marketing yeah, no, no, no, none of it. I
just even like this marketing material, this like depiction of
it for their like branding. It's like AI slop art too,
like it's wild. I'm sorry your chimney is also a
bell tower on your home? What form of architecture is this?
Speaker 6 (40:48):
Again?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
And why does Santa only have three fingers on his
right hand right?
Speaker 3 (40:53):
So Santa, Yeah, I do just want to do here.
So it says give a live call from get a
live call from Santa, like Miles said, it's a house
like very Christmas y. There's snow on the roof, there's
smoke coming out of like the roof where the chimney
would be, but no chimneys. And then there is where
(41:13):
the chimney would be is a bell tower.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
And then again this is the thing that we've noticed
now two episodes in a row, because we talked yesterday
about how Coca Cola redid their holidays are coming at
and it opens with the trucks breathing, like the trucks
have smoke coming out of their grill. Grill yeah yeah,
bread because and now we have the house has like
(41:38):
chimney smoke coming out of just like the corner next
to where the chimney is.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
And then yeah, like you.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Said, a bell tower. Also the image is Santa Claus
approaching the house on foot, while a giant, like the
iron giant sized Santa Claus is standing next to the house.
So two Santa's one normal size one that is the
size of the iron giant standing next to the house
(42:04):
on a phone.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
It's kind of a phone call. It's it's a taking God,
he's omnipresent, right.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
I think taken slightly in a different context. It looks
like this house is on fire and it's a warning thing.
See there's one Santa that's running towards it to try
to save the person that's in the window. And it's
also reminding you to evil giant Santa. It's calling nine
to one one. Okay this going on?
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Norman bates his mother. Yeah this thing? What is this aberration?
And also the window frame apparently goes behind the person,
like it's not an actual frame of the window. An
I think that I got to point out the typo,
get a live call from Santa, create a memory that
last forever.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Create a memory that last forever. Pert, everything is good?
I get so the the Jesus reviews were actually like
pretty I was surprised it was so easy. Though it's
a machine, it gave me so much advice. I liked
weighing advice based on like the poundage. I like my
(43:09):
advice by the pound But in this case we have
a reviewer who did the deal. I'm actually kind of
impressed with how well the call went. And it didn't
go well, but like so they told them what they
wanted for Christmas. They told them for a personal thing
(43:32):
about themselves. They were like, hey, I just had a
pet fish that passed away, which very easily could be
you know, the things that I think my kids would
tell Santa before a call might be like their pet
fish that died. And like a couple of things they wanted.
Phone rings. It says Santa Claus on your phone, and
(43:54):
he's calling from Maine for some reason, high up north.
Is this, STEFFI, This is Santa calling from the North
Pole in Maine. I couldn't wait to talk to you.
How are you, my friend? And so the writer's like
his voice was booming, jolly did it sound real? Not
quite human like, but realistic enough it'll threw me off
(44:17):
my guard. They're like, I'm good, Santa.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
I'm doing wonderfully, thank you for asking.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Steffi.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
The North Pole is bustling with excitement as the elves
and I prepare for Christmas. Tell me, do you still
have your pet?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Catch up?
Speaker 3 (44:30):
How are they doing? The one thing they were told,
The one thing Santa was told was fucking that this
fish had died.
Speaker 6 (44:39):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Immediately it is like, hey, how's your pey? How are
they physically? Like? How are they doing? Child? Like this
is supposed to be a conversation happening with the child.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
I hope that this they get better on that, because
you don't want that Ai Santa to be like, how's
your dad?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah? Exactly the one did you say, Santa? You fucking asshole? Wait?
Speaker 2 (45:03):
I want to hear it because that writer at the
Daily Beast who did it uploaded the actual audio from
the film call just so you can kind of get
a field this thing.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
He died. I told him, I'm so sorry to hear that, Stephie,
I know that ketchup was a special part of your
family and he surely and then the audio cut.
Speaker 6 (45:23):
Tell me do you still have your pet?
Speaker 3 (45:26):
Oh? That sounds like surely? Brown? Wow? No, he died.
Speaker 6 (45:31):
Oh I'm so sorry to hear that, Steffie. I know
Ketchup was a special part of your family and he surely.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
It discuts out.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
He surely what Santa? Ketchup was such a special partle
of your family, and I know he brought you lots
of joy. I hope you have fond memories to hold
on you. Would you like to share one of your
favorite memory.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
With It's just like, Yo, this sounds like a fucking
speaking spell. This sounds like shit.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
It sounds like a home depot lawn ornament that has
like vocal like sounds coming out of it. It's like, no, child, Wow.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
This is way worse than I thought.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah, I mean I gotta say, when you were just
doing your dramatic reading, Jack, I was like, Eh, forget
about being a preacher. You a career happening right now? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
Right, And this guy sucks so even more. You can
hire me to call your kids fifteen dollars.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
In an hour.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Oh my god, get ready to make some cash.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
But yeah, it like, dude, would you like to share
a message of your dead pet that I just asked
you about? Is like such a week Like it really
feels like you're in a fucking pham tree, you know,
like whereas.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
I'm sure he was special in.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
A few words, can you tell us what your problem?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Do you care to describe the day catch up passed.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Away in great details? To Santa, it's kind of my king.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
When he was flushed down? Did you say goodbye?
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (47:17):
And then it just cuts off?
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yeah, just then immediately cuts off. So anyway, uh ai,
you know, magical people all around learning.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
It's learning that this mistakes.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
The one thing this has is like, I mean, it's
not inexhaustible time because obviously, as we know, it's burning
down like chunks of the rainforest every time you use
something like this, But like I would assume the thing
is like, yeah, but we can just like the kids
can talk and like the thing will interact and like
it's a fun toy to play with. But like the
(47:49):
toy or the Santa was like trying to get them
off the line. They were like, all right, better go,
better get going now, And they're like, wait, don't you
want to ask what I want for Christmas? All right,
I'm good on that. You're like you spent so much
(48:10):
of the call apologizing. I'm so sorry, Stephie I definitely
want to know what do you want for Christmas this year?
Speaker 8 (48:21):
Oh and then you get fish Santa Claus, and then
and then to the author says I'd like then I
heard nothing, but the dial Toneta had hung up.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Yeah, yeah, no, I definitely want to hear what you
want for Christmas? Don't you tell me? Hang up? More
on that later, More on that later, asshole later.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
This is just so man, this is fifteen bucks is
such a racket because this is some shit you can
do for free that you just absolutely you have a
fucking wacky friend who likes to do bits, just have
a fucking call and they can do what they can
say whatever the dying mall.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Go to a dying mall, go see that Santa. I think.
I don't know if you know this, but I as
a Jew, As a Jew, I wanted to see the
mall Santa. And my mom wouldn't let me because that
was just not part of our tradition. And I begged
her because all of my friends were going. Begged her
and begged her, and she finally said fine, and I
was so excited, but I was afraid. And then when
(49:25):
I got in there and SAND was like, what would
you like for Christmas, little girl. I just went, I'm Jewish,
like I could not handle the pressure, and he said
that's okay, so am I yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
The greatest ever, the greatest ever, mall Santa ever. I
wouldn't come up with that shit, you know what he
I would have said, I'm so sorry, Oh Sarah, Yeah,
would you like to talk about how hard it is
to be Jewish?
Speaker 2 (50:00):
I gotta gotta go. I thought your mom was going
to tell you that mal Santas were also people who
didn't want a real job.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Like, yeah, no, you know what she told me when
I told her that Santa was Jewish? She told me
she said, well, of course he is. Who else do
you think works on Christmas?
Speaker 3 (50:18):
What she told me? God, damn your mom great bars bars. Yeah, yeah,
you know jac was jew too, So there you go.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yeah, when I told my friend Santa was Jewish, they
were mad.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
They're mad.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
You got some calls from your mom, got some calls
from some other angry parents. What did you fear? Just
tell my daughter about Santa.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
All right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back.
We'll talk about some other bullshit. We'll be right back,
and we're back. We're back and uh, new terrible doctor
(51:01):
Oprah platform just dropped.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
I just generally, I think we have to just start
treating any quote unquote doctor that Oprah platforms as a
total nonce that should be ignored because obviously Oprah has
had a huge hand in like blighting the earth with
the platforming of doctors Phil and Oz, who are both
dangerously stupid, and at this rate they both may have
(51:25):
cabinet positions in the Trump administration. So I will I'm
actually I want to be on the productive scroll. So
doctor Phil, big fan, big fan man, big fan, love
everything you say. So we've talked about their shortcomings at length.
But there's another person that I just saw on TMZ
and I'm like, what the fuck is this person going
on about? Doctor Laura Berman, who is on has a
show on the owned network, been on Oprah, talks a
(51:48):
lot about relationships, sex things like that. She was recently
on TMZ talking about how the new Netflix rom com
Hot Frosty is gonna help more men have sex this
holiday season. So this is this is what she said.
She said, he talks about This is from TMC's right.
They said the seasonal flick will likely help guys get
(52:11):
laid during the winter months, which is a notorious time
for dry spells. As the doc tells it, hot Frosty
could cure this season's cock block, as it's a hyper
sexualized version of a Hallmark movie. I just want to
play this clip of her talking about Like first she's like,
oh yeah, people get so revd up, you know of
over rom comms and things like that. But this is
(52:32):
her sort of like asserting that people do not have
sex during the holidays, and I'll just want to let
her sort of articulate this.
Speaker 9 (52:39):
You're combining basically women's two favorite things, mom coms and
Christmas movies, you know, with a little bit you know,
and especially with a hot Frosty in the middle of it.
You know, I think this is the version of women's porn.
You know, most women really like some context to their
(53:02):
sexy stories, you know, So if there's a little bit
of romance, there's a little bit of build up, there's humor,
and there's a hot guy, you know, that's exciting for
a lot of women.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
Was this her professional opinion as a doctor, or like
an exit interview from a movie, like.
Speaker 7 (53:20):
In a movie trailer, Like, what the fuck was that
they're just because she starts off talking about why she
thinks this is like a potent combination because, as she says,
this is every woman's two favorite things.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Oh my gosh, I know as a woman, I was
just immediately was so mad. I was like, I did
a Christmas movie in rom coms No, and first of all,
I don't understand what what makes hot frosty. We're talking
to snowman and this is hot Frosty, so he's super hot,
Like what are we fucking his nose? What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (53:50):
We all kind of yeah, So I watched this movie
and he becomes a six packed like white guy. When
a woman puts a magical scarf on a snowman in
the town square and then she develops a relationship with
him and all it is and like, you know, she's
I get that. You know, there's there may be evidence
about like holiday stress leads to some people having like
(54:12):
decreased sex drives. And you know, all you have to
do is I think but to sort of negate that
all you really need to do is look at like
when the most births happen, and it's typically August, that
August to the.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
October window the holidays.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
It's like because based on that, just that evidence, I
would say people, people are in fact fucking during the holidays.
I get those other stress factors might be limited to
like parts of America or like Western culture. But again,
like her insistence on being like, you know, because no
one has like the way it was presented was like,
no one has sex during the holidays. But if you
(54:49):
throw on hot Frosty, this is actually women's pornography, full stop.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Thank you right, women are going to get hot and
they're all going to finally fuck their husband. I love
that a doctor is coming on to be like, you
know what, I've just been trying to think about how
we're going to solve the problem of men get having sack.
How can we solve this? It's an epidemic around the
holiday season.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
Everybody but doctor and my specialty is tricking your wife
into fucking you.
Speaker 1 (55:18):
I think we found I think we found out that Laura,
Laura gets off on Christmas movies and rom coms.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
I think that.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Laura is ready to uh suck off a snowman about
right now. And so I don't know why she's making
her her own personal fascination with this a you know,
doctor certified. Wow, wow, I think, uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:43):
Just cleaning the carrot. It had some dirt on it.
Just cleaning the carrot.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
We need a new carrot. No, wait, what happened to
the cold? Don't you know what?
Speaker 2 (55:54):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
I don't want to hear about your anal cold beads.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
Yeah, I think this one steamed. I don't think this.
Speaker 3 (56:04):
Also the implication that women aren't allowed to watch nor
like porn pornography. Yeah, yeah, women had never heard of
such a thing.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
I like context, everybody. I need it. If I want
to see, like someone getting laid, I need to like
know a story, okay, because that's the way my little
girl brain works. Okay, Like I need to know, like,
how are they doing? Why do they have the pizza
delivery job? They're paying off a student loan, they try
to get to chef school.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Right right exactly? I think they're they're they have back
rent that to do. No, it's just it's really hard
to tell.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
Back rent would be a good way to segue into
the conversation.
Speaker 2 (56:46):
I would see that porn backround. God, like all the
landlords they're like, this is literally our porn. I love
seeing this kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (56:57):
If you're why do you think this is something we've
been talking about in the context of Hot Frosty. Why
do you think people are so into movies where somebody
is hot and has the brain of a eight year old?
Speaker 6 (57:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (57:14):
Yeah, easy, because you won't attached to them. There's like
the seriously, it's like the Yeah, it's like the blow
up doll version. Right, It's like there's no emotional attachment.
You don't have to worry about how they're feeling, what
they need, needs, wants, desires. Now it's just one dimensional
perfect there.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
They Yeah, a listener on Blue Sky reached down and
they're like, the trope is actually called born Sexy yesterday. Yeah,
born sexy. Oh else, I love that big oh yeah,
splash splash, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:49):
Just dumb. And I will say that, you know, there
are times when I've thought, I generally, you know whatever,
I genuinely hang out with smart people. But there are
times that I think of like a big, dumb, good
looking guy, and You're like, that sounds like fun. Yes,
it was like a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
Totally, because yeah, this is just sort of like reaffirming
like male dominance.
Speaker 1 (58:11):
To be like yeah, right, yeah, it's like oh I'm
into robot.
Speaker 3 (58:16):
Yeah, but like not so dumb that they don't know how,
like toilet paper works or you know what I mean,
like you make it fun. A comedy doesn't know and
it doesn't know how, like oh kind right, so kind,
Oh my god, they're so nice, they're but stress and
(58:40):
feed them and they have a vacant look in their
eyes and their mouth hangs open. And that's what's not.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
And that's what women want Christmas.
Speaker 3 (58:54):
What if that's what she had gone into. I mean,
it combines women's two favorite things, taking care of somebody
seems like they've had had trauma and six packs.
Speaker 2 (59:06):
And then he just goes.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
Right here, right here, just with the finger right to
the mo.
Speaker 3 (59:12):
Wait, what are we doing to do this?
Speaker 2 (59:13):
I'd be quiet exactly exactly. You're smart, smart, God.
Speaker 1 (59:18):
You're so good to.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
Learner pay me my background.
Speaker 3 (59:24):
Uh oh fira, what a pleasure having you as always?
Where can people find you?
Speaker 2 (59:30):
Follow you?
Speaker 1 (59:31):
I'm on all the socials at oh fira e O
p h I r A E except for TikTok i'm
o fira n y C strangely m okay.
Speaker 3 (59:42):
Strange someone they did they totally did.
Speaker 1 (59:47):
Uh huh and can you imagine there is another She's
an astrologer, so the very famous astrologer.
Speaker 2 (59:54):
So okay.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
She she also has a better social media team.
Speaker 3 (59:57):
Okay, I mean you beat her on all the other ones.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
So yeah, I know, she's like, she's got like a
tweet to send.
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
He she's like, oh, look who came in second today, asshole.
Exactly when Venmo came out, I ran as fast as
I could to just get oh Fira, I'm like, I'm
beating that woman at least one game.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Yeah, Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Can I'm gonna go and be very typically female right
now and just say I'm going to say two things. One,
I've been watching makeup videos for women over forty and
on Instagram, and I love them. I love them so much.
I had no idea that this is my new pastime.
But b I am. I am a little bit maybe
(01:00:44):
like you you. I mean, your job is to look
at news all the time. But I get a little
bit burnt out by the cats catstra phizing. That's a
lot of syllable yes of the news. So I've been
going as I've been traveling a lot and reading legacy
local papers. Oh shit, and they're great. I mean they're
(01:01:08):
gonna have some headlines. But also you get to find
out things, I mean just great things, people that are
doing good things in a community, hot balloon failures. Like
you get some real nitty gritty local stuff that's going on.
Someone that won a contest, someone else that won a
local political race. You've never heard of what their thing is.
(01:01:32):
It's great. It makes me feel like there is happiness,
good people and life in the world. And you know,
you just sit down, you don't look at your phone,
and you read a paper for about half an hour.
That's all it takes.
Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Yeah, you can just through those.
Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah, it's great. Highly recommend and we should keep those
local papers alive everybody because guess what, even like you also,
it's young journalists usually, so it's it's a lot of
you see typos, you see some mistakes. It's like very
very close to the human touch.
Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Yeah, by the way, mistakes on the Washington Post and then.
Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Sometimes the completely wrong opinions wild. I don't know how
they do it, but yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Yeah, great Miles. Where can people find you as their
working media? You've been in.
Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Whoever they got the at symbols, but really I want
to encourage people to follow over on blue Sky Miles
of Gray. It's miles of gray everywhere, so dot besky
dot social all that again. I can't keep telling people
how much I enjoy interacting there, and it's it's all
with Zeitgang. So I appreciate everybody reaching out and talking
and entertaining my dumb questions and commentary. Let's see a
(01:02:46):
work of media.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
I like, oh, you know what there was? Actually I
guess I do here it is hold on.
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Oh yes, this is from Zippo at Naughty Zippo dot
besky dot. So it is a like cat like looking
like it's exploding out of like a cardboard Amazon home
box and it just says I'm alive. Fuck you the
(01:03:16):
energy of this cat coming out of the bottom, but
the box is fucking goaded. So yeah, so good.
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
That is so good.
Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
You can find me at jack ob one the number
one dot bskuy dot social, Jack Underscore Brian on Twitter,
Emily at mcway ka w e dots Guy dot Social
tweeted it was the Buster rhymes. It was the Wuster
rhymes you find on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
This guy's coming up.
Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Yeah it is you can find us on Instagram at
d daily I Guist on Instagram. We have a Facebook
fan page and a website, Daily I Guess dot Com,
where we post our episode and our footnote. We link
off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
is there a song that you think people might enjoy? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
This is just a nice uh instrumental jazz piano tune
from this Japanese artist named Real Glee r y O
f U k u I. The track is called early Summer.
It's just nice, you know. I like instrumental music as
the weather gets colder, and just stuff that, you know,
just just creates a nice aage. I don't know why.
(01:04:31):
Like jazz piano. I always feel like I'm in the
lobby of like a very expensive hotel that I would
be relaxing. Yeah, you're like, oh, somebody's playing live piano.
Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so let me see I have a
dollar for this fine person.
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Yeah, and they're like, oh no, please, don't that's very
I'm paid. Well, you don't need the cash to but yeah,
Early Summer by you'll flee check it out. It's it's great.
Just you know, set the move for you great.
Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
We will link off to that in the footnotes the
daily Zeite guys. Oh and you can also go check
out our YouTube channel check out what we look like
well saying words like this. We'll link off to the
song and the YouTube channel and the footnotes. Daily's Eye Guys,
the production of by Heart Radio. For more podcast from
my Heart Radio, visit the iHeart Radio, ap Apple Podcast
or wherever you get your shows. That's gonna do it
(01:05:20):
for us this week. We are back over the weekend
with the cutdown of the greatest hits of episodes or
of season three sixty five, and back on Monday to
tell you what was trending over the weekend, and we
will talk to you all then.
Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Bye bye bye, bye bye bye
The Daily Zeitgeist News
Hosts And Creators
Jack O'Brien
Miles Gray
Show Links
StoreAboutRSSLive AppearancesPopular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
24/7 News: The Latest
Today’s Latest News In 4 Minutes. Updated Hourly.
The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show
The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show. Clay Travis and Buck Sexton tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and current events with intelligence and humor. From the border crisis, to the madness of cancel culture and far-left missteps, Clay and Buck guide listeners through the latest headlines and hot topics with fun and entertaining conversations and opinions.