Zeider-Man 2/3: Rush Limbaugh, Madonna, Nick Lachey, Dumbledore

On this edition of Zeider-Man Jack and Miles discuss Rush Limbaugh announcing he has advanced Lung Cancer, Madonna is being sued by some fans, Nick Lachey opening up about former relationships, and Dumbledore being used in the Senate. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Man
dider Man doing whatever? What's how does the actual song?
I just know I'm from Spider Man, but I know
the version where Homer is singing spider Pig and I

(00:20):
doing whatever a spider Pig? Uh ruined my brain. Shout
out to the people in Portland who are like I too,
Simpsons is my love language. And I was like, yeah,
that happened to a generational people all of us. Uh, alright, Miles,
what's trending. Let's tell the people, let's bring it to Rush.
Limbaugh is trending because he has announced that he has

(00:42):
advanced lung cancer. Uh. That's never good. Uh yeah, and
that has been Then there's also apparently it's like a
secondary search hit of like lung cancer treatments. I saw
like under real time searching search trends happening on Google. Um.
I don't know if they're are related, but they're very, um,

(01:02):
very very similar. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure people are hoping.
You know, he's got a lot of the lifelong fans
out there, like, uh, go way back to the eighties
with him. So one of the first books I ever
bought was Al Franken's Russilan blosbig fat idiot. Yeah, I
did not knowing over my head. I was as a

(01:23):
child because I only knew Al Franken from SNL. I figured, oh,
this has to be a joke book. And then I'm like,
I don't know any let's heck money, Um I did
I remember getting one of his books for Christmas and

(01:44):
reading the whole thing. Oh no, one Al Frankens. But
I think it was lying liars in the lying lies
and the liars who tell them. Yeah, anyways, Uh. Madonna
lawsuit also trending. Yeah, she's being sued by a couple
of fans because their concerts started late and that caused

(02:04):
all hell break. Look, this happens. You go to a show.
It says, you know, doors at seven thirty, show at
eight thirty, they get there, show starts at eleven damn,
which is like some Wu Tang level ship. Have you
ever seen Wu Tang live? Add about seventeen hours to
whatever the stage time is, and that's when the show

(02:26):
will begin. But these guys, these two fans are they
basically said the fact that the show ended so late
and uh and like they were out in the streets
around one am completely up at like they had trains
they were taking, they had rides that were scheduled. Now,
I don't know how much this is just a finesse
or just trying to get your your tickets refunded um,

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but they're saying like it basically upended things because they
had work in school to go to the next day.
And but the kicker is, since they take your phones
at the Madonna show, they couldn't even try and sort
something out during the show because they're like, you get
the show, when you get your phone, you leave, is
what they're saying. So you know, I mean they could
have left early, right, is that the thing? I'm sure

(03:10):
probably will that be the defense. They'll probably be like, yeah,
there's I mean, I can't imagine a Madonna shows like
you leave and it's like Madge has not gone on yet.
You will sit down. Yeah, but I need to I
just want to get home to my I need to
study for my m CAT. I mean that, but that's
a real thing. Like in in New York, if you

(03:31):
have like a train out to or something, you can
be stranded. I understand. Yeah, when you actually take like
mass transit there, Like it's funny like in Japan, there's like, uh,
in the train scheduling app, there's like one you can
just filter like last possible train home, so you can
immediately be like, Okay, where are we hanging out? Let
me figure out what time I have to get the

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funk out of here before I'm stranded and I'm you know,
taking a nap on the street until like five. So
did did did the story continue to continue on to
say like what their solution was, or they were just
like I was all funked up at work because yeah,
I got no sleep. They know, They're just like, al right, fine,
we were probably have the we know some people that

(04:13):
will file a lawsuit on our behalf and we can
have fun because apparently, like Live Nation told them even
at the time, they're like, we're not gonna issue refunds
for that. But this also there's a similar class action
lawsuit that Madonna is facing I think in Florida or
did face last year. So look, she's late, you know, yeah,
you know, I just got to know that. You know,

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go to Woo Tank show, It's gonna happen nine hours later.
Go to Madonna shows happen three hours later. I mean,
I once but tickets that made it impossible to see
the screen at the jay Z Beyonce show. Totally my fault,
but I still felt similarly angry about the whole thing.
A damn acute angle. Yeah wow, Yeah, you couldn't like,

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couldn't even remotely see the Wait this last tour, Yeah,
the last wow really blew that. Oh we went on
different nights though, didn't we? Did you went to the
second night? Mm hmm uh Nicola Sha yeah on he
was on Today Show with his wife Vanessa Okay, I

(05:19):
gotta have a three name name if you're nasty, and
brought up the new Jessica Simpson book where she says
that John Mayre was mine, fucking her that John Mayor
anecdote was sort of like she was like he's so
smart and like like if I said anything wrong, he'd
immediately challenge me. She's basically saying, like the dynamic was

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such that she was petrified of making mistakes around him.
And also when she would text him, have people like
check for grammar and ship because she just didn't want that,
like John Mayor gaslight, smoke something. There's all kinds of
interesting stuff. There's another part where they talk about we're
just talking about Nicola Sha and it's very much like
you know, we met when we were young. Our our

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new marriage played out on TV, and then at a
certain point I realized, like we just we weren't actually
good when the cameras weren't on, like we turned it
on for the show, and then we realized something was happening.
But she didn't really take shots at him or anything.
She kept it very like respectful. She's like, you know,
because I don't want to say anything bad because I
obviously married him for a reason and we stayed together

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for a reason. It just didn't end up working out,
and the millions of married couples on Instagram soon learned
what that was like. So then like when Hoda asked him,
this is what he said, he goes, I'll be honest.
I obviously obviously haven't read the book, Okay, so I
don't know what she said or what she revealed there,
but I'm certainly happy for her in her life. I

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know she's happy for us. You know, there's definitely a
mutual respect there. So that's you know, obviously, it was
a long time ago. We've all moved on. Classy answer, Classy, Classy, man,
although like it was something like she says, there's like
a line in that book where she's like, I went
straight from my father's arms into Nick's arms because she
was like I think she's eighteen or something at the

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time they met or got married. Was was he older
than her? Okay? I don't know by how much though?
Do they have kids together? Just because she only she
they do not have kids together, so they're able to
keep it pretty amicable, right. I have Nick Lash's lullaby
album that's on on repeat at the house. Not on repeat,

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but my son like some of the songs on there.
Oh wow, So is it is it just all lullabies? Yeah,
it's all songs he's singing to a baby. Oh my god. Wait,
hold on. If she's thirty nine and he's forty six,
he was twenty five when she was Anyway, anyone with

(07:49):
that tattoo? Did he have that? Dude? I'm pretty sure
everybody in degrees had that same, like tribal prints, whatever
arm band tattoo was, dope tattoos, sick tats. Glad I
got mine. I can say that for Shure when they
see in the gym, they're like sick tats sick lats.

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That's right. Dumbledore is also trending. Uh. Why is that
because Jason Crowe, who is part of the House Uh
impeachment team, one of the managers are Democrat impeachment team. Uh.
Part of his closing arguments, uh, you know, everyone sort

(08:30):
of had a theme like where some people were like, hey,
the framers of the Constitution wrote it in the this
way so that you guys would have to do something
down the road. Every person who takes the oath is
entrusted with like with keeping it sacred and doing what
they can to act impartially and to do what's for
the best of the country. A lot of stuff like that.

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And then his part of his comments are saying, you know,
my wife and I this is this is a direct quote.
My wife and I have tried to teach our kids
what we can always control, that we can always control
our choices. It's in that spirit that hanging in my
son's room is a quote from Harry Potter. He added
the quote is from Professor Dumbledore, who said it's our

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choices that show who we truly are, far more than
our abilities. Immediately, Mitch McConnell went to his knees asking
for forgiveness. Rand Paul, I think just van it. He
turned to a poof a cloud. If there's one thing
that we know is meaningful to conservatives, it is obviously
Harry Potter, and using it they think is doing the

(09:36):
devil's work. Yeah. Um, it's when when you say they
all had a theme, like what it sounds like it's
like a child's birthday party where the other stick closing side.
Now they use like the pacing, like where one person
was first giving context about the Constitution and then another
one's being like what you saw over these last two

(09:56):
weeks was that Donald Trump has done all these things
and they're bad and none of them have been disputed.
Then moving on like each sort of each speaker, how
to sort of piece that fit together. Um, but hey,
you shift and get up there. And he was like,
and this will be cowboy themed. Partner Justice in the
Old West was run this buckaroo bandit out of town.

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What do you say, fear um ship. Well that is
those are four things that are trending this afternoon. We
will be back tomorrow with another podcast in the morning
and we will talk to you guys then bye bye,