Zohran Derangement Syndrome, Trump Load Size = Teeny Tiny? 06.26.25

In episode 1886, Jack and Miles are joined by author of Cry For Me, Argentina: My Life As A Failed Child Star, Tamara Yajia, to discuss… Zohran Derangement Syndrome, OH No Your Little Bombs Didn’t Do Sh*t? Not Able To Drop LOADS Like Bibi? And more!

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
And go to file file new audio recording.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh my god, I'm so stupid.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
That's all. Then then next to the record button, you
see that little down arrow, Yeah, click that to make
sure your new MIC is selected. Hyper o.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
That I did that add for alienware. That ship is
so wild, like the names they give to all the
ers went to a field of like impotent gamers, nuclear
core processor, super mic.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
You can go ahead and press record whenever you're ready.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Okay, awesome, I think you hit it twice.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
It's okay, you can just do the same thing file.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
We got to agree Cold open already, Hello the Internet,
and welcome to season three ninety four, Episode three of
Daily's I guy, you know what's really fucked me up?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
You know who Zach Lowe is? Yeah, the basketball He So.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
He has a podcast that I listened to sometimes and
he opens his show with the exact same like as I.
After I listened to him, I was like, he opens
the show in a dumb way. And then as I
was doing hour Open, I was like, that's exactly exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
He's always like, Yeah, he's always like welcome to the
Zach Lowe podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
And it's really fucked me up. So I might have
to change my whole ship up because Zach Love's biting me.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
That's the thing about being a white guy, Jack, There's
only a limited range of slag you could put on it.
You know, I have very limited way. It's the daily
He's like, I'm not going to lean into the Hey,
hey yo, yo yo, it's your boy.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I mean, Miles, Listen. This was my way of asking permission.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
To do that. Let's be tested. Let's let the listeners decide.
Oh man uh. It's production of iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's a podcast where you take a deep dive into
American shared consciousness. And it's Thursday, June twenty sixth, twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
This is a good one. Okay. It's National barcode Day,
It's National Coconut Day, It's National Chocolate pudding Day, It's
National handshake Day, It's National Beautician's Day. And this national
bomb pop Day. Bomb pop Yeah, the red, white and
blue popsicle. Yeah, classic. All right, I can get behind

(02:39):
most of those things. I like to get firm handshake
with my hands slathered in chocolate pudding. I got this
carble tunnel right now, and I had to shake a
bunch of NFL players hands yesterday. Shit, they were rocking
my shit. Yeah you really. I didn't want to wear
the wrist race either. I was like, man, I got
to come in here off the fucking we'll sup, we'll sup.
I'm dapping them up. This one linebacker almost ripped my

(03:02):
hand off. And I'm not gonna name names.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
He's a very kind, kind, gentleman kind but like also
testing your gangster a little bit, a little bit.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Not even it was just one of those things like
where it's like Lenny from of Mice and May he
knows not how strong he is, you know, That's what
it was like.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Do you think NFL players even know what carpal tunnel is?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Like? Probably not right, No, I mean probably there's ones
who game a ton who probably do you know what
I mean? Because there were, you know, people who've gotten deaf.
They all get lost in video games for sure.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Anyways, my name is Jack O'Brien aka Potatoes O'Brien.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
That's another angle I could take, just leaning full irish.
I don't think that would be offensive.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Thrilled joined you're Irish as always by my co host
mister Miles Gras Miles ray Ak.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
In the valley seven. End of the valley is charsleeps.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Wolley would sleeps all night, sleep.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Night, so we can go to day these night goes.
Shout out to David. Let's go on the discord for
that one. I can use my falsetto the child. We're
up and down. Baby, it's still one step forward and
now we're zero point ninety seven steps back. Okay, so
we got three tenths of the way progress. That's progress.
I'm taking it. I'm taking it well, miles.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
by one of our favorites, a comedian, actress, musician, writer,
the author behind poems I wrote while taking a Ship
and also the new book Cry for Me Argentina, My
Life is a Child.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Star.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Please welcome back to this show, the Hilarious, the talented
Tomorrow you're here.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I have too many descriptions after my name, like actress, comedian,
all of the book is talented.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Ga pick one.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I was gonna say poet, but I had writer and author.
I was like, is that too much writer?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Poet? She's a poet.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I think it should just say a piece of ship,
piece of a piece of ship.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Tomorrow justin just throw that in there. Grade A. But
on the on the scale of the types of bowel
movements I took.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I just took my kids to the well child visit
and like they give you the scale of the different
like level movement. Yeah, what a healthy poop is, and
like you know, the little pebbles up top super dehydrate,
Like where do you fit on that?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah? What would you say?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
It goes from like super dehydrated to like diarrhea, which
my kids loves to just talk about to the doctor.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't know if you're asking me for what I
am right now, but I'm at a currently somewhere between
a healthy pooh and a sort of sludge sledgeh Okay, Yeah,
I have to tell you something. I have a friend,
me and him send each other ship picks. We've talked
about this on this podcast before.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, we talked about all times.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, and I he's noticed that my shits have been
getting progressively darker and darker, and now I have to
get a colonoscopy because of this.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
He's worried.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
He's worried about it.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
You say you need to get a colonoscopy or you
told the doctor and the dark said, Oh, based on
that observation, I would recommend a kolonoscopy.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
My friend said, like they're it's not right that they're
so dark, and like he compared to what they were like.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Three months ago, and he's like, that's like a literal
fucking record. Go back to May twenty first hand in
our in our chat right here, and you're the original
like evidence of a big ship person on it. Because
we recently talked about Pete Haigseth doing that like walking
into a meeting and when we're begging about how yeah,

(06:53):
how big his shits are, and I was talking about
somebody in my family who used to fish them out
and save them in a shoe box, and then.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Me admitting that is tearing my family apart.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yes, the problems, it's gone viral inside my extended family.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
That wasn't me, that was another person.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Okay, do you keep them in the fridge after theox.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
It was a thing they did when they were young,
very and saved it for a brief, a brief moment
to show their brother when they came home. We'll keep
it vague, guys, I'm not trying to air out the
family laundry.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
We went straight to it also, I thought maybe we'd
have The sad thing is, I'm like, I've changed since
I last came on this podcast. You're trying to be
a mother, I'm trying to have a baby. I've changed,
and we write your new.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Book does not talk about taking a ship in the title,
and yet towards it. Every time you think you're out,
we drag you right back.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
It's it's there is lots of shit in the book too.
I got my first bad review and it's something like, yeah,
he often confuses shock for humor.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Oh wow, Yeah, you're.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Right, you're right, But I mean, fifty percent of the
time it works.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
We're thrilled to have you back. Congratulations on the new book.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Thank you. I love you guys, thank you. We love
you too.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
We're going to get to know you a little bit
better in a moment first. I mean, we talked about
it on Trending yesterday. I'm wearing my City of New
York sweatshirt because today we are all New Yorkers, much
like on September twelfth, two thousand and one.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
I'm worried.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm just saying, man Like. I turned on the stock
Market Channel this morning and.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
They looked unnerved. I'm worried for them.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
I stand with my CEOs pulling out plot points from The.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Dark Knight Rises. Did you see that more? No? I
saw that. I've definitely had to go back on Rich.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
It's it's basically the Dark Knight Rises when they make
the stockbrokers go out on the frozen river and fall,
they fuck off and just like puttering and stammering, just
like so scared that that socialism means that everybody's gonna
rise up and cut their ties off or something.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Anyways, we're going to talk about Zoran or Miles, how's it?
How's it pronounced? Miles either?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Ill? Oh?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
No?

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Is he reading something?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Sorry, I had to like read configure my I got
a lot going on.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I thought you were going to like announce some sort
of like major world event.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, it's not that terrible news, Pete, Hegseth took a
very small ship. Pete, he's doing pebbles, Miles, I asked,
I said, we are going to talk about Zora Mamdani
or as it's properly pronounced, we'll talk about the bombs
that Trump dropped.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Again.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
This is like one of those stories where I don't
like obviously, it's what is happening that Trump he like
bragged about dropping the biggest bombs and like doing an
A plus job and keeping it secret, and now it's
like being leaked and the thing that's being leaked is
that the bomb sucked and like they didn't do the job,
and it is fun to make fun of him.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
It's also like, is he gonna like do another one now? Oh?
Like I make good?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, yeah, like the fucking Chuck Schumer being like Taco.
Trump didn't bomb Iran as fast as he should have.
But anyways, it is funny how just hapless these dipshits are.
So we'll talk about that, and also the talking point
that is being circulated. They're like top gun Maverick predicted
the dang future. It's like made by the Pentagon?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
What are you talking about? All that?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Plenty more, But first, Tam, we do like to ask
our guest, what is something from your search history that's
revealing about.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Who you are right now? Because I'm about to do
I v F. My last history was how much come
in ejaculation? Because let me tell you, I.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Missed you too.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
We did this thing called I U I a couple
of weeks ago, which is like a.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Hush hush, I Ui.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's like a low key IVF where they shoot my
husband's come directly into my wherever. It goes via a
hose imps. Yeah, like a livestock style, Yes, exactly, And
it's like cheaper than IVF. But my husband went to
leave a load and he fucking didn't aim right, and

(12:01):
like half of the com didn't go in the cup,
which I'm like, you had one job literally all this stuff,
and so he lost half the sperm. So I wanted
to know how much come in here, and it was
it's three hundred million, so many.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
So many sperm is ejaculation, there's so it is there,
Like are there higher and lower concentrations like in the semen.
I'm guessing too, because you could probably the volume could
be high, but the sperm.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
In there, Yeah, they might be back in that club out.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
Mine just got one big one. I mean we're halfway
there with this one man three hundred million, so he I.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Only got one hundred and fifty million, which feels like
a lot.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Still seems like plenty if you ask.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Me, but I imagine I have one hundred and fifty
million babies.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
That's how that works, right, one egg, but one hundred
and fifty million spirm one hundred fifty million babies.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
When I do think about like the number of sperm
and like, there's got to be bad ones in there,
I'm just like, man, having kids is such a crap shoot,
you know, because those are those aren't all identical.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
I don't think maybe that oh there's something like.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Slow ones and some last ones or.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
It's also a big plot hole in Back to the Future,
if yet, because like any change that he made, like
would have altered when his parents when his dad came
inside his mom, and like, even even if it was
at the exact even if they tried to do it
the exact same time, it's like, you you have to

(13:49):
assume that the same of the three hundred million sperm
gonna make it for you to even exist.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Otherwise it's gonna be somebody who looks totally different. You know.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, I thought an opening of look who's talking.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
That's exactly my reference.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Right, It's gonna be me. It's gonna be me. It's
gonna be stupid.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
But I was like, that's how I think about It's
like the like sarcastic sperm and the like Danny DeVito's.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
The sarcastics firm makes it so they don't all have
Bruce Willis's voice. No, there was of difference, like a
bunch of different ones, but then some of them have
Bruce Willis's voice. I think in the second one when
baby ends up being Roseanne bar So, like, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Isn't Is Danny DeVito one of them? Or am I
making this up? That's a movie?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Was he one of the pets in Look Who's Talking Now?
Entirely possible? I believe that's I think I believe that's
a plot of Look Who's Talking Now, which is the
one about pets, because there's Look Who's talking to with Roseanne?
Then there's a Look Who's Talking Now? When you have
the animals who were voiced by Danny DeVito exactly and
Diane Keaton.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Oh wow, wow, what a movie. I need to rewatch the.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Remember this Ship? And there was like this whole like
Christmas plot because he's like the private pilot in this
one and he's trying to get home and ship in
the snow.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Is John Travolta the dad or not the John Travolta
is the dad in the second, So Travolta is dead
of Roseanne, but dad of Bruce Willis baby is somebody
like some guy that she was just sleeping with who
was like to leave my husband or leave my wife

(15:35):
for you.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
And then the cab driver or something.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
The cab driver is getting her to the hospital when
she pregnant.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
What a brilliant film.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
So good.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
I mean Amy hecker like the podcast blank Check is
just covering the career of Amy Heckerling and they just
went through these those those movies were massive and totally
memory hold for me, except if I'm trying to picture
her sperm on their Journey is the number one like
iconic image. Yeah, that's in my head. It's like, damn,

(16:08):
they really did that in a children's movie. They opened
with the Journey.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
That wasn't my children's movie was. I was watching it
as a child. I watched that ship. I went and
saw that in the theaters as a child, and my
parents definitely got me the tape. So yeah, I just
remember when he was sucking with those like New Mexican
like Pachina dolls or some shit, and he was breaking
them ship in the office. He was like this, there's
a baby, and Albert's like, that's my oh, my, my dolls.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Anyway, eighty nine, so I get I saw it when
I was like eight or nine, uh, maybe ten, So yeah,
that's that.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I was seeing that in Yeah, and you were still
what was going on? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I was born in eighty three, so how old was I?

Speaker 3 (16:55):
You were like in seven?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Can't do basic?

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, it's okay, none of us can.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, all right, Well that that was a fascinating tour
through the reproductive system. What is something you think is underrated?

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Getting fingered? I feel like it went out of style. Really,
it became it became passe, or for me at least,
it was like getting fingered. And the other day I
got fingered, and I was like this rules and my
other option for underrated and my other option is dil

(17:33):
the her.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
So great.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Wait, okay, I'm first of all shout out to getting fingered. Yeah,
I don't want to I don't want to pass by that,
just to get to dial.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Which shout out digital stimulation, you know, as we call
it scientifically today on National Handshake Day, Yeah, finger loved
one compassionately and with consent.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
And then what about deal based is that like just
on the getting fingered, Like is that a good fingering is?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Like somebody who is Like I don't know if you're
doing it? Yeah, Like what is that? Is it important
you have any tips?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
I think it depends on your type of finger, like
a finger that's too point right, can't Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
I was gonna lift up my hand and I just
have long What about these why ring fingernails so long?

Speaker 2 (18:27):
The chody or the finger is the better.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, you want to get fingered by like a construction worker,
like somebody who works with their hands. But thumb is
not good right, No, no, no, it's great.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Mmm.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Sometimes some people like, all right, something called me thumble
still skinned and then dil we're just we just like
a Dell pickle over a sweet pickle. I'm not pickled,
just the herb, dill.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
De What did you recently do with this?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I put it on everything now my scrambled eggs. Try
a little bit of deal on your scramble. I put
it on salads. It it's wonderful. I need people to
be talking about it more.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Well, you really have changed dial un scrambled eggs. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I had to prove that I changed by getting you
that second one.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, uh yeah, deal like just a
good salad. Like I for a long time, I was
under the impression that the only thing that could deliver
flavor to a salad was the dressing and totally like
just salt and pepper really will pick up a salad
quite a bit, you know, like some dill is a

(19:33):
great it's a great option. Dude, you really put shallats shallats?
You do a little bit of mince shallad. I've met
Timothy shalat may. Yeah, the shalat may alter the flavor
of your salad.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm into it. Try Parsley Cilantro, cilantro.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Do it? I love it?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Where are you from New Jersey?

Speaker 3 (19:59):
You want to some cilantro? Yeah? Bossloads of taco up
with unusing cilantro and somebody sucer.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I'm picturing that's the uh anthropomorphic sperm from Loo.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Who's talking? Who's doing that? Just like loading up that
taco up.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
That was late to the fertilization because it's getting it.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
What do you mean? What's this agua cat?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
The fuck is that chilantro lover coming through?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Tim what's something you think is overrated?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
I'm gonna be hated for this by both of you.
But I hate you, guys garlic. I fucking hate garlic.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
You hate garlic.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
I hate it. I hate the smell, I hate the taste.
I hate the taste it leaves in my mouth. My
husband came into the bedroom the other day that with
the smell of garlic, and I kicked him right out,
And that night he had farts that smelled like COLI.
It's not right.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
It's not right. It's wrong. Just real quick, a couple
of things. Fuck you.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Do you need to be invited in to enter a building?
This is just a random question. It has nothing to
do with your reason. Yeah, yes, how are you looking
in the mirror the backs of your hands?

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Real quick?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
I'm the nosperazi.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, look at him.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Fingers seems a little like insecure the way she brought
up pointy fingers. Yeah, just only pointy fingers.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Wait, but are you like if you taste garlic, if
you taste gar go like, I'm off, I can't eat this.
Or you're just saying go a go od on the garlic.
It's not your thing?

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, going o D or you know I can like,
I'll just take it out of my recipes. Altogether. But
it's not that I hate the taste, it's just what
it does to me after.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
It's not worse. It is there not a thing you
can take to sort of help? Then?

Speaker 2 (22:03):
I don't know, is there?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Like my dad can't eat raw onions and he takes
like something and then he gave raw onions.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
I mean, I I'd love to know what it is.
I'd love to be in the club.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Actually I think, oh, you know, yeah, try that.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Maybe it's just indigestion and that's all it is.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, all right, who knows? And then I'm like, how
are you going to eat a chimney cherry? Well?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
I don't, guys, I don't, I don't, I can't. I
had a barbecue the other day and I left out
a whole ass bowl of chimmy cherry and my fucking
dog went on top of the table and ate the
entire bowl.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
You don't know, you do not know.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
The ships he took pure oil, like squirting hot, like
so embarrassing on my walks.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
It was just like Jimmy cherry, You're like, hey, oh,
cute dogs, who you're gonna I'd pick it up, but
I don't even know how to with this bag.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I'll just lay a bag on it, like like a
aver at a crisis.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Draw jock outline.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
So how am I supposed to like garlic after that?

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I get it, that's fair. There are times when the
garlic is coming off someone, like I know, I was
eating a lot of garlic last week when we were
at that happy I'm just saying, like, there are times,
you know, when someone's had too much to drink and
you can smell them coming, Like there are times when
like I've had too much garlic, and like it's just
like you enter the room and you're like, whoa somebody

(23:42):
you know? Yes?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
And yeah, I'm so I'm so scared of smells and
of smelling always that I feel like it's just my insecurity,
That's what it is. I'm always aware of my breath.
I'm always aware of the stenches around me.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Were you a stinky kid? No? I okay, So you
just had that fear just generally because you didn't want Yeah,
I get that.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, And my sister is the same way. We're both
like we're very aware of when someone has cotton mouth.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Mmmm. Y'all looking at each other, you like, yes, We're
like cotton fucking cotton Mouth King over here.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
You remember the cotton Mouth Kings.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Fucking remember about to go see them tonight?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, you hear it? You see it?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
You like I feel it in my bones.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah, that's sometimes it happens on a podcast, and it's
it's when you can hear it. It's just you can
hear their mouth open. You're like, oh Jesus, guys.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
There's nothing worse. I just grabbed both my tits while
I said that, because it like I did the Moth
last two weeks ago, and I was like, I'm like,
I get cotton mouth when I'm really nervous. They were like, well,
you we don't allow water on stage, and I was like,
I have a discalpilla because you can you can hear

(25:06):
the crinkling of the water bottle and they were like, no,
we don't allow, but like we don't encourage water on
sue and I was like, I need water on stage,
like I had a traumatic experience where my lips I
don't know, I made some ship up and they put
a water bottles.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Oh that's good. They're like, if because I can talk
into this my mic and it's going to sound like
someone's trying to peel apart like a fruit roll up
from the plastic.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, you don't want that. Then it's just like you know,
in your lips right up and you're like, it's like
a turtle in the middle of the desert.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Anyways, just those white little spittle flecks of the corner
of the mouth.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Oh that in my book, my aunt, My aunt had that.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
One of my favorite tiktoks is, this is a woman,
this black woman's like all the people with the spittle
in the corner of your mouth? Do you want me
to beat the ship out you.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
It's the video and I'm like, yes, he's a disease.
It is like they must it must be a problem,
you know, Like I don't. I don't know how they're
not aware of it. I think it makes sense that
your sensitivity to olfactory distress is what has kept you
from ever being a smelly person, because I think that's
what It's just an obliviousness, you know. Yeah, so just

(26:22):
like what am what I'm putting out there with my mouth?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
I did raise my hand in science class in seventh
grade and the guy next to me, I turned around
and he was going pew. But it's because but it's
because I was just starting to smell like armpits and
I didn't know. Yeah, there was like one hair, you know.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Oh god, sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I was trying to find this video on to talk
about when dance video came up.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
How shitty is it when you're in a silent waiting
room and then it's just.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
Like, oh yeah, like those annoying things like da like
you know that Beta do you see that trend.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Man? That ship? That ship was blasting the other day
in this like silent fucking room, and I was like,
I'm sorry, the most obnoxious like TikTok noise just came
out of my phone. Many apologies. All right, let's uh,
let's take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk
about New York City. We're all New Yorkers and other news.
We'll be right back and we're back.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
We're back, and we're back, and we're back. We talked
about it on yesterday's Trending. I just I can't stop.
It was such so much joy. I was just bathing
in Twitter last night just ye oh god, it was damn.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
It felt good. Yeah, And honestly, the Twitter takes were
so much better because there's more dumb fucking people like
in weird libs on there, We're just freaking the fuck out.
The versus Blue Sky people were like, oh, yeah, really,
this is a blueprint for the Democrats going forward. Please
take no.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
People over there were like, well, I'm going upstate now.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
I can't do this.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Oh my god. The people. There was one lady that
complained about it, and I looked into it. She lives
in Santa Monica, exactly.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, I mean there's been some great responses.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I guess that.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Well, we talked on yesterday's training about like just that
the treating this as shocking is very frustrating. Yeah, because
it's only shocking to the establishment. It's only shocking if
you have not been paying attention or only been paying
attention to the attempt to just like make it seem
like socialism was not a Bible political strategy. But in

(28:51):
terms of people's responses, yes, that there is the he's
Muslim and was critical of Israel's systematic killing of innocent people,
and that means that every Jewish person living in New
York should.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Flee the city. That's that's been a big one. There
were Oh yeah, wasn't there one? I saw one post.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I was like every person of like Jewish descent should
leave New York City immediately.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
That was real.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Okay, that's relax, relax.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yes, someone wrote, I'm scared.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yes, guys, low kick, Hey, I'm really scared right now? Fine,
would you prefer Curtis Sleewan? Is that is that what
you're saying? What the oh you want a Cuomo? Okay,
that's that's what That's what you mean.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
And then we've got the he's going to be so
mean to rich people, people who are freaking out. I
do just want to play this clip from Dorsey Shaw
on MSMD. Dorsey Shaw posted on Twitter. This is from MSNBC.
I don't know if you if you're able to play
that much. Oh, let me see what I can do
here for you, Jack, I think I got it.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Go in right here.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
If you've seen where what Batman is up against.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
In Gotham and.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Sorry the Chiron here because it seems like you might
we might have just tuned into a film review podcast.
The Chiron is Cuomo concedes to Mam Donnie in NYC
Assemblyman Mom Donnie leads in first round of ranked choice vote.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
And we're starting, Okay, so shocked by the fucking bat
the evoking of Batman. But okay, from the top.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
If you've seen where what Batman is up against in
bathroom and what is the guy running for mayor is
up against, that's what it reminds you of. They're taking
Wall streeters and make him walk out onto the ice
in the East River as and hope.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
And then they fall through. I mean there is a
class warfare. That's huh. Oh, I'm sorry, Oh you just
heard about the class warfare that you finance motherfuckers have
been waging on everyone else.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Oh so I cannot listen to you with that two
pay on he's got against pays but I just can't take.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Just embrace it, baby, embrace it baby.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah. Yeah, I like how that the description has said
Wall Street ghouls are having a normal one.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah, that's where they are. They are. It's wild to
see again, like just the difference in takes that you see,
like in the aftermath. Some are like obviously, people who
are more progressive and less concerned about like socialism or
whatever and understand that that's a good thing are like
this is this is fucking it, this is this is

(31:30):
something to really take note of. What others are like, well,
you know, this isn't the bulwark and said, now, to
be fair, the good Lord didn't nominate mom Doni last
night new York's Democratic Party, our primary voters did. They
did so because he ran a heck of the race,
although he's unwilling to repudiate the phrase globalize the Infanta
m h.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
This will the Democrats learn from this win?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Well, I don't. So here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Okay, here's the other reaction that I'm seeing that I've
seen some people be like, oh, the pod Save America
guy suddenly like mom Dannie now because they did like
come super late to the party on that. And also
the uh, the abundance guys I think were like kind
of coming around being like he's like making some good points,

(32:19):
and I'm sure they're gonna, like, you know, try and
mean to tell everything. However, like I know somebody who
was like the everybody's being making too big a deal
out of like Biden's mental decline type, you know, big
d DEM supporter who was out like knocking on doors.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
For you know, yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah, Like I think like the the amount of support
that he got behind him is not just like far
left activists like he is mobilizing and and like the
amount of support, like the amount of votes that he got,
I think indicates like this is everybody is racking at
the same time. Like the old like sort of neoliberal

(33:04):
version of the Democratic Party like just doesn't like that
we watched that die on election night when like I
just got yeah, diet harm on election night, and like
this is the only way forward for the Democratic Party. Institutionally,
the Democratic Party is not going to want to admit that.

(33:25):
But like if everybody abandons it, like I yeah, I
just I'm I think the smart thing to do is
just be like, yeah, we we could use you, you know,
like come along and like just don't don't fuck it up,
like we're you know, as long as they're not coming
through and like just tilting things to the center, being
like yeah those were that was all good rhetoric. But uh,

(33:46):
you know we did this with Obama too. He had
some like socialist ideals that he ran on and then
we like, you know, you get everybody it out, Yeah,
we iron that shit out. You get everybody to healthcare.
But then the people who write the bill is the
health insurance industry, you know, like that like as long
as that's not what's happening. I think you just accept

(34:11):
the bandwagon and just be like, because this truly is
the only path forward. Yeah, it'd be wild for them
not to recognize that.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
At some level. Yeah, I hate that.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I'm so skeptical of the people making the decisions in there,
but but like, clearly this is the way forward. Like
then again, I was just talking to my friend who
worked for the Democratic Party and he's he did like
social media stuff and was saying how no one listens
to him and.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
How frustraight you know, Yeah, I mean especially too when
they're like, how are we going to reach these young
men or other people? Excite young people? Again, it's like
he's doing it, and you know he did that shit
yecause he's talking about real shit, and it's like one
of the focal points of it all was like can
you afford to if? Yes, that's what we need to

(35:02):
talk about. We need to talk about things becoming affordable,
and I think you know you can you bring many
more people in with that just sort of central ill
that we're all experiencing, like shit is just out of control.
Things are completely out of reach for too like way
too many people. Now, So what are we gonna do
for that rather than like whatever. I'm sure you know

(35:22):
the normal d NC version would be. It's like, we're
here because we're gonna show Trump that we're not gonna
take it okay, and we're gonna try and we're gonna
build on what President I take. What how are you
gonna do?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Like?

Speaker 3 (35:35):
What does that mean? I've moved on? Actually, sir, I've
moved you know, I've removed this man, removed this man,
remove this man man, Jeffries.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
What that means is at a time and place of
our choosing, and in a manner of our choosing, we
will address those and eventualities that uh kineticize.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Into just like fucking word salad.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Just a really good point that someone named Prance on
Twitter made was that New York City swung right in
the presidential election but just nominated a Muslim socialist for mayor.
So it's just like, it's not that people are getting
more right wing. People are just rejecting what's on offers. Yeah,

(36:20):
they're just done with the like centrist, like the like
I know I keep saying neoliberalism, but that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
I know.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
People are like, well, that phrase doesn't mean anything to people.
But that's what it is though, that's the that's the
thing that everybody's rejecting.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Yeah, to distill it down, Zorin is running campaign that says,
I see you human being on planet Earth. Yes, and
I believe that we need to reorient the way we
go about our lives and the way we structure our
economy to benefit people. And if you are a working person,
you have every right to live, to have to have sheltered,

(36:54):
to have food, to have medical care, and let's build
from there, you know, and not trying to get super
focused on like other wacky shit that you know, Democrats
are like, well that's a polling level. Don't talk about that,
or don't don't talk about ice raids at all at
all at all, Right, And yeah, it's you know, I
think it's refreshing. But yeah, like Tam, I think the

(37:16):
fear is definitely earned because we've seen this happen so
many fucking times. Like you know, at the top of
the show, I always do the Dean scream because it's
so funny to me that this guy was talking about
universal healthcare too, and like, this fucking guy's losing it,
and he did that scream, like I get him out
of here, Get him out here, Get him out of here.
We need a dead any kind of progressive acknowledgment that

(37:38):
we could be doing better, because I think the Democrats
hate having someone that's in the party that that is
saying we can be doing better, a lot better for people,
we could be delivering a lot more for people, and
when that's coming from inside the party, like no, we
need people who agree that we're okay and we don't
have to do anything else, that we're fine. Yeah, I
think that's right. Mm hmm. So we'll see.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
This is an ongoing story, but it's definitely feels like
something is happening there. Like the amount of it's just
like unmistakable. It's kind of impossible to ignore, which is
like what made me hopeful, Like if it had been
like tight or you know, he'd like come in close

(38:21):
second or something like that, Like you know, then you
have the Democrats being like, yeah, well head, that was cute,
but like we people want names they've heard of, proven track, rare,
you know, just whatever, fucking bullshit, But like this feels
impossible to ignore.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
It was what was it like thirty six to forty
three when or something like that it was.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
It wasn't very close.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
It wasn't close. Also, he's fine as hell also that yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Yeah, maybe that's what.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Maybe we're like getting all analytical and political about it.
It's like, no, we just need that's crazy. Thing is
just going to be like, we need to get fine
ass guys. Gavin Newsom's like me, like, no, not, you know,
Patrick Dayman, get the fuck out of here. Gavin Newsom
shows up tomorrow with a beard.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
It's too pink.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think, you know, I
think for the time being, I I like, you know,
let's stay present with this victory and say, at the
very least people are recognizing that this is a good thing.
And I think the biggest difference is, right, Democrats right
now aren't, I mean, the sort of mainstream thing you
hear from like the Hakim Jeffreys, Chuck Schumers are. They're

(39:36):
not necessarily diametrically opposed to the Republicans. They're still like, well, no,
like we agree on this part. It's just that you
should do it differently. And when you offer something that's
truly like no, I'm this ship, not even to say
like I'm fighting the Republicans, but what you're offering is like, oh,
that's completely at ends with what the status at odds
with what the status quo is. Just by that mere juxtaposition,

(39:58):
people are gonna come to the conclude and like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's I was looking. That's that sound I was looking for.
M hm.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I also, Mayor Adams, this this is gonna be a
fun campaign. The General Mayor Adams has announced that, uh
he's gonna kick off his re election campaign with a
major announcement today Thursday.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
So uh well, we'll see what that is. But he's
he's like he came back from Turkey. He's like I
got an.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
All new hairline because I realized that he's been that
Zoran had.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I think he could look he could pull off the beard.
I mean for the amount of like gifts, you know,
bribes he's taken from the Turkish government, I feel like
the fucking hairline.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah, at the very least, at the very least, what
is this, You're not even good at taking bribes?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Man, bro if Turkey. If so, if a Turkish person
was like, hey man, I needed I need you to
grease the wheels a little bit, I got this bag
of I'm like, hold on bro, I need a let's go,
let's get right now. I'm walking out of there looking
like Jason Momoa.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
I need people talking about my like people after I
leave a room being.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Like, god, damn, did you see how nice it is here?
That hairline?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
She looked like it was painted all with grease painters.
Sh Jalen Rose meets Jason Momoa. Now, thank you tomorrow.
Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
And we're back. We're back.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
And we started off this podcast talking about load size,
and we're gonna end it talking about load size.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
That's called a book end.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
That's called that's what we call a bookend. We talked
about Donald Trump. Uh, you know, he he got mad
earlier in the week talking about how Iran and Iraq
have been fighting so long they don't know what the
fuck they're doing. And in that speech he had also

(42:18):
just like he was like, they dropped a load of bombs,
such a big load load, like like somebody's ever seen before,
huge loads.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
They were dropping dropping loads. You uh yeahs relaxed, we
get it. He says. It's sad anyway, those were the
wacky loads. But as it stands for the moment, things
may wonder like, those can't be natural, right, those have
to be like they have to be juice in the loads? Right,

(42:48):
what are they doing? What are they doing with that?
Is that? Really?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
You think that's ai the loads? I've never seen loads
like that.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
But again, so far his I call ceaspire hasn't dramatic,
ask related dramatically out of right now. I declare bankruptcy
bankruptcy exactly, very Michael Scott. And if you ask Trump,
that's because he has god like powers to bring peace
like a ganesh or Vishnu, if you will. The other

(43:15):
reason we can all live in peace and harmony trademark
registered trademark is because Trump's totally normal sized bombs obliterated
the Iranian nuclear program that supposedly is a threat.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
It is not so but sadly, and I know that's
your opinion and also the opinion of the National Security
Intelligence Director.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
But well let's hear yeah, exactly that and the you know,
International Agency of Atomic Energy for whatever.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
But you are like always moving the atomic clock one
second closer even there, Like that's not what we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
We're not even worried about that.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, No, that doesn't factor into it. Because that's that's
not real.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
But sadly there they're An actual damage assessment from the
Pentagon reveals that the bombings were not as successful as
Trump claims. The damage inflicted, as they said, this is
from the actual Pentagon's intelligence arm. Their assessment of it
is it's basically enough to set the program back maybe
a couple months, just a couple months, like they didn't

(44:19):
get to their real estate. Quote. Two of the people
familiar with the assessment said he ron stockpile of enriched
uranium was not destroyed. One of the people said the
centrifuges are largely intact. Another source said that the intelligence
assessed enriched uranium was moved out of the sites prior
to the US strikes.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
But this was the top secret mission that they successfully
contained the information on and there were no leaks.

Speaker 7 (44:40):
No.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
I did not say, oh right, Tyran, that's right.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
He was just posting it on man on social media.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
I stupidly had the news on like two days ago,
like all day, and by the end of the day,
I was just so confused. Like the feeling I had
was like when you say a word too many times
and it loses meaning. Like I was just like what
what happened?

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Just no se fire, ceasefire, loads, crazy loads busters.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
It is a little confusing when they're like bragging about
dropping bombs, bragging about peace, like bombing them into peace,
and then but they're still bombing happening. But yeah, it's
like you better stop though. And then now I don't
know they do. Do they think it's a ceasefire right now?
Is there any way to tell M?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
I don't know. At the very least, it's not. It
hasn't escalated further. And I don't think the levels of
I don't know, I don't see what. I don't know
what's happened even as of this moment. Okay, I'm still
focused on how these loads, how big these fucking loads
are or are not. So the thing is, after that
intelligence report came out that sadly meant that Pete Hegseth

(45:58):
and Marco Rubio had just start defending Trump's very normal
sized bombs and very normal sized loads and that they
are still very much powerful and can do stuff like
obliterate as Trump said, He's like it was obliterated. This
is what Pete Heggsath said. We're doing a leak investigation
with the FBI right now, because this information is for
internal purposes battle damage assessments. Hexcept added that the reports

(46:22):
detailing the finals are mental quote spin it to make
the President look bad when this was an overwhelming success.
The damage to the facility was quote moderate to severe,
and we believe far more likely severe and obliterated.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
If you're psoriasis is moderate to severe.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yes, it's just getting severe to obliterated.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
I don't even know if that's a term, but I
think he's just trying to use the president's words on that.
He's like, actually, I I would agree, it's probably more
like on severe to obliterated problem. Right, So that's how
cool that was. Rubio also did his best to reassure
mister Donald that, hey, this happens to guys all the time,
you know, and if it's any consolation, the first five
pumps you did felt good. This is what Marko Rubio said, quote.

(47:06):
The bottom line is that they are much further away
from a nuclear weapon today than they were before the
President took this bold action. Significant, very significant, substantial damage
was done to a variety of different components, and we're
just learning more about it.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
There's components involved here, Okay, there and substantial, and we're
substantiating and a variety of different components.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
So just f y, I Rubio is a fucking lollipop.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Delicious, No, not delicious, not delicious. You don't like lollipops?

Speaker 2 (47:44):
No, he just looks like a lollipop to me.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
It looks I didn't do you have a big head today.
There's something that's a texture and I can't like saying
some guy's a burger, like he a burger. Fuck that burger.
This is Trump though. So he's at this NATO thing
right now. He gets asked, hey, dude, we heard like
your ship doesn't even hit the way you're talking bro,

(48:07):
like like pretty those bombs are pretty mid fam Like,
what do you got.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
To say to that?

Speaker 3 (48:12):
The southern California gets that. Yeah, yeah, miles great. And
when he news, dude, I heard your ship isn't even
fucking actually even knocking that hard bro, any comment on that?
So this is what Trump had to say, He goes
off on a flat brim hat every box. I'm wearing

(48:34):
the top. Yeah, then longboards out after the question. Dude,
I got the take too, says pussy on Hold. Okay,
so here's Trump slamming the media for reporting news.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Is the jewelry.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Though.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
The United States strike again, and I'm not gonna have
to worry about that.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
It's gone for years years. God tough to rebuild because
the whole thing is collapsed. In other words, inside, it's
all collapsed. Nobody can get in to see it because
it's collapsed. You can't go in to see a room
that has, you know, ten million tons of rock in
it and the tunnels are totally collapsed. Well, they've already

(49:23):
looked at the tunnels that this was an unbelievable hit
by genius pilots and genius people in the military, and
they're not being given credit for it because we have
scum that's in this group you are. You have some
great reporters, but you have scum. CNN is scum, MSDNC
is scum. The New York Times is scum. They're bad people,

(49:45):
they're sick, and what they've done is they're trying to
make this unbelievable victory into something less.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Ye yeah, yep. Sorry, Brad's just not knocking that hard, bro,
even with the two fifteens in the back at them
as DNC doesn't doesn't really hit even even his fucking
insult nicknames kind of suck. This is where it is
kind of scary, because like, oh, someone who looks weak
is always going to try and compensate in a very

(50:14):
big way.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah, like someone like Trump. And that's the one thing like, oh.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Fuck, Like, could we just get he did good job?
I know, like maybe we were like, look, we'll have
a we'll have an agreement with mainstream media for the
next foreseeable future. You're just gonna say this to fucking
get Trump to act like everything's going okay, and then
we have like our shadow government maybe running. But yeah,
he is definitely I don't know what. I don't know

(50:40):
what it's gonna look like because he famously doesn't he's
not necessarily a hawkish type politician, like he'd rather not
get involved with shit like that.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Yeah, I think it's probably makes sense for us to
continue to tell the truth about how much he sucks
shit at all the military stuff.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Because he sucks. Yeah, we don't want him to get
a get a taste for being like I am a
big man.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Look how big those muscles are. Oh yeah, I mean missiles. Sorry,
they did and they can do. I set I set
all those bombs to obliterate and brillion tons of rocks
and ten million pounds of rock.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
And it's hard to see a room when there's ten
million pounds of rock in it, I mean, unless it's
storing ten million pounds of rock in it. I could
see that plane.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Was cool looking, though so stupid, that's my takeover. No,
but that plane was crazy plane though.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
We'll give you that.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
That plane though.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
How smooth was that plane?

Speaker 3 (51:36):
There was very smooth? Thank you? Who are you with? Miss?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Which exactly disc scum media I love.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
And that's what I would. I've always said, big fan
of scum media, one of my favorites. You guys are
always there reporting accurately, and like I said, the planes
are so cool, they're.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Easy in there to lead with, that with to lead with.
But that, mister president, that plane was really cool looking.
But then I would unleash.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Oh yeah, like I wonder if someone did a compliment
sandwich to him, Yes, how he would take it. First
of all, mister president, congratu you fucking relations rare.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Okay, you heard the kit like the ones that they
did for his like one hundred day, Oh yeah, yeah,
hundred days. Just do a complic But I'm saying you
start off like yeah, also that that didn't do it. Also, Bro,
I heard that didn't do ship though, so like, what
are we talking about now?

Speaker 3 (52:27):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Also, man, you look so fucking good in that, bro,
answer my question.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Man, it didn't do shit. Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
It's so narcissistic that he would stick with the top
of that the compliment part, and he wouldn't even process
the other part, which actually this is brilliant.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Who do we call yeah? Three part question, you're sick?

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (52:47):
That was?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Second part is bro, that was actually whack as fuck?
What are you gonna actually do about it? Because it
sounds like it was a big nothing burger? Third, you're
also sick. Dude.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Man, he's so easy to get him to turn on
any of these people just be like that was a
brilliant decision by you. Sounds like they kind of fucked
it up. Oh you using your brilliance? How are you
going to move forward right from this?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
I mean, who do you hold accountable for? Because obviously
you made the college commander in chief and you're relying
on the fact that the United States military can deliver
on what was promised. Unfortunately, this incident instance Pete. Hegseith
maybe was taking too big of a shit or something,
and we can't know for sure. Yeah, so anyway you're
gonna real correct it, right boss, We'll see. He does

(53:33):
just have like I don't know, he just had.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
I compared him to Ellis from Diehard a while ago,
just like complete confidence, like cocky, dipshit energy just in
a room with people who he's just in no way
equipped to like deal with, you know, right right right.
He he like gave a speech where he's like, and

(53:58):
thank you to Israel for letting us do this bombing
of Iran. Like the thing that Israel all Israel's wanted
for fucking the past two decades is to get the
US to bomb Iran, like and he finally fucking did it.
And he then gave a speech being like, thank you
BB for allowing us. It's like that's they were like.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
He was framing it to you, like he was like,
I mean, I don't know, maybe we could allow you
to do it straight up.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
It's the Luca trade of international relations. Like he's just
like giving away so much of the like future safety
of the country, uh, the future stability of our foreign
policy for fucking nothing and then being like that maybe

(54:48):
I did it swish. I just want to thank God.
That was one thing is that he was he thanked
God and then Israel like and he's just like not
good at thanking God or like acting like he no
God has no concept of any spiritual anything whatsoever. Anyways,

(55:08):
Tam tell us about the book.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
First of all, the book is a memoir. It's about immigrants,
my family and me. Hell yeah, and it's like a
generational struggle of my grandparents. My parents, they're all very
weird fucking people. My grandpa, my grandpa sold paupers for

(55:31):
a living. Yes, like he like brought them into Argentina. Like,
this is just to give you a little bit about
what my family is. My mom is on OnlyFans, so
a lot of bizarre behavior from everybody.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
How is she doing on OnlyFans?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
She's doing great. She's at a steady seventeen followers, which
is not much, but it's great. You know, if anybody
wants to follow my mom, I think she is hot
Argentina mommym m am. I I need to get the
actual like website or whatever so people can follow her.

(56:11):
But yeah, my dad takes the pictures. She's getting more
risque as the days go by. It started with only
feet pick and now it's just posty shot.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
I love it. You're on. Yeah, we were at the
feet level. Yeah, have progressed.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
The shyness is going away. And also I was like, hey, Mom,
like you should sell undies like used dundees. She's like, okay,
should I price them at ten dollars?

Speaker 5 (56:39):
I was like no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
I was like, at least she sold one. And then
she had me take it to the post office for
her because she doesn't know how to the post office.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Works, so it's did you bring it loose to the
post I had to package.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
It for her, and I'm like, smelled it and because
I know, she smelled like Victoria's secrets, and I was like, Mom,
they don't want that, like they want your discharge or whatever.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
But you know, I also.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Liked for a while.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yeah, the book is about how there's no boundaries in
my family and that is exactly you know, the Kings
in this situation. Yeah, but it also tells the story
of me, my coming of age as a child star.
I don't know if you guys ever knew that I
was like an emerging child star in Argentina.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
I did not know that.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Yes, I got my start doing a Madonna impersonation where
I tore off my clothes. I was ten years old
and stripped down, Yes, stripped down to a garter belt
at like a temple, like a Hebrew school temple Jesu.
So this sounds fake.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
I saw the like the stills of your child Star
era and I was like, wait, wait, I don't remember
this part about it.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Okay, yeah, I mean with parents like mine, I mean
our family outings were to go drive around owned the
like where the sex workers stood around in Argentina, like
that's we would go and just like wave hello to
the prostitutes. I was like seven years old, so there,
this shit is crazy and wow. There were also I'm

(58:14):
making them out to look like pervs, which they were,
but my family is just amazing.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
And then as I was about to become a child
star in Argentina, I had landed like a bootleg Mickey
Mouse kind of club, and my parents were like, we're
moving back to the United States, so.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Wait, what was the bootleg Mickey Mouse Club?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
It was like it was called Parcheese, oh parts parts.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
But anyways, to live.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
How bad I need to learn how to talk about
my book because I just like.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
You a bunch of Yeah, that's incredible, but it's.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
A crazy coming of age story and you know, story
of my insane family.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Well, where can people find out more about the book?

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Find you all that good stuff?

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Probably find me on Instagram at Tamara Yahia and they'll
be links to buy the book. It comes out on
July first, and I'm terrified but also so happy amazing.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
I really like to tweet by a girl called Mira
Gonzalez that goes every time I see a La Boo boo,
I think about killing myself.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Yeah, you know it's it's an acquired taste.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
I guess it is.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
I don't hate them, but they depressed me.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
I saw someone you really get really excited unboxing one
like at the mall a few days ago. There's like
a la booboo vending machine.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Okay, I just wish they weren't so pale, right, right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Interesting work on that lam miles. Where can people find you?
Is they're a work of media you've been enjoying. Find
me everywhere at Miles of Gray. If you are interested
in the final episode, the final series ending episode of
Miles and Jack Move.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Yeah, it's a wacky one. Check that one out. It's
been a great run, but the show is over. So
for all the people who are passively getting basketball information
because they subscribe to this show, that era.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Has concluded, Oh, we'll still be sprinkling it throughout the ranking.
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, where nobody wants it. Where nobody
wants it, no matter how much you guys cry out
to be, like, why do they.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Keep talking about futball?

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Look, we we only have each other and sorry, then
we have mics on and that's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
What the show is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Uh. You can also find me on the ninety podcast
or twenty Day Fiance. Oh wait, Tam, did you do
workimedia that you like?

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Oh yeah it wash tweet about the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Let's see a couple of posts I like from blue Sky.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
One is from at helix dot Midwest speedfest dot com
posted check Discord, check slack, check your text, check signal
check blue Sky. How about I check the fuck out
and throw my phone in the river. Just love the
fucking anger mind it. And then omio taiwo uh dot

(01:01:23):
besky dot social posted like a screen cap. I think
this is from a Facebook post by a guy named
Corey Robin, but it said, by the way, did you
all notice how Zorin made affordability a central issue of
his campaign without selling out trans kids or shitting on immigrants?
Might be some lessons there? Just a thought, Nope, can't
hear you. I actually didn't hear that, So all right,

(01:01:45):
I know what you're talking about. We won't feel it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
It's actually impossible to do that based on how it's pulling.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Uh, I've just been liking so much of the Zorn
stuff that I'm looking back, I'm like, yeah, this is
all tr people saying the same stuff over and over again,
all the brad Lander love, all the primary every apac
owned Democrat. Haven't felt like this since Bernie one Nevada.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
From Nathan J. Robinson. That's really how I felt. Wind
at your back. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Anyways, I liked Ashley Feinberg saying laughing once again at
the New York Times immediately breaking their val not to
make endorsements in local races for the opportunity to slip
on a banana peel and stumble into the path of
a falling anvil.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Which is really what it felt like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore, Obrian
on Blue Sky at Jack o ob the Number one.
You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at
Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist. On Instagram, you
can go to the description of this episode wherever you're
listening to it, and there you will find the footnotes,
which is where we link off to the information that

(01:02:56):
we talked about in today's episode. We also link off
there to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
is there a song that you think that people might enjoy?

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Yes, there was just just some more summery vibes. I know,
there's heat everywhere and reggae is just the best kind
of thing to listen to when it's hot. He just
kind of like lean back and you're like, yeah, let
me nod slowly to this. This is a track called
There She Goes by Roots Makers.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
So check this one out. Just just viby, just put
it on. Enjoy the enjoy your day. If we were
talking about how like it was impressed with that Zorn
went and walked the length of the city with like
eight hundred death threats on his head. But the thing
that really impressed me was that it was like the
hottest day in New York City history. He's wearing a
fucking suit. It didn't fucking sweat through that whole thing

(01:03:44):
like some sort of superhuman I don't know how.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Yeah, if anything, that's the one part that actually freaks
you out about Zori. Yeah, I don't know, dude, he
was I would have turned that thing into a wet suit. Broh,
my god, it would have been disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
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Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
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Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
That's going to do it for us this morning, back
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will talk to you all then.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Bye bye bye.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
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Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
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