April 29, 2024 • 43 mins
A season five farewell with the noTORIous fall down the stairs!
Tori tells us the real deal about that stunt double and the worst wig that ever was.
Dylan's dangerous gondola ride, Steve's gas station goddess, Brandon's run-in with the law, and the we hate Ray movement grows stronger by the minute!
Sorry Jamie Walters, we love you though!
But are we loving how season five was sealed with a Brandon Valerie kiss?
This OMG recap will have you laughing so hard, it will make you say "Ivanna Tinkle."
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's nine O Gen one Engine with Jenny Garth and
Tory spelling. Oh mg, you guys, this is it. It's
finally here, Ellen, we made it. We are gonna see
(00:20):
some crazy you know what in this episode.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Tory, are you okay?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Are you O?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh my god, I'm okay. My arm's okay. But poor
Donna gets this is the moment you've all been waiting for,
gets pushed down the stairs by Ray.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh Ray threw it be gone?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
For how many years? Almost thirty years, people have been
going around Rancho Los Palmas looking for those stairs.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Like trying to recreate that scene.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
The moment that ruined Jamie Walter's career.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And and and you guys, the end, Amy go ahead.
You love to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I don't know if I loved it, hated it, loved
to hate it. But Brandon and Valerie are fully making out.
And it was like shocking, shocking.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, it made my head like spin on my neck.
It was weird. But we're gonna see it.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Let we talk about it all.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh, we do it.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Let's dive right in, you guys, Okay, you guys, Season five,
episode thirty one, ps I Love You, Part two, Aaron
May twenty fourth, nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Synopsis. Dylan finds himself at the edge of death when
the Mafia movie investor tells him he knows who killed
his father. Steve finds himself making out with a man,
Brandon is on the brink of giving into Valerie's advances,
and Donna finds herself falling hard. Oh thanks, Terray.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Directed by Victor Lobel, Written by Larry Mullen and Chip Johansson.
Oh okay, mm hm, ten's gonna be good. Ten ten.
You can't rate it yet, I guess you can.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I don't even know how to begin. I mean, I guess.
I know we started to dabbling it last week, but
maybe we just go through all of it from wherever
we left off.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I think we were off.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I think we left off like at the pool party.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
The pool party, the like get out of the pool
and put this towel around you, which was just like,
oh god, no, come on, no.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Young guy is doing that. And if he is, it's
the biggest red flag on the planet.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Wait for red flags now, s guy Ray, Bless his heart,
but he's a mess.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And the fact that y'all thought you could clean him
up and bring him back and people wouldn't hate him.
How did anyone they say it like we did? It
feel like your dad maybe thought that.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, I'm thinking so series regular for.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Being so smart. These producers were not smart thinking that
anyone would accept this guy to be one of the gangs.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, I mean, every people love Donna. They don't want
to see anybody hurting her. They don't want to see
anybody hurting any of this core crew. So yeah, it
makes sense we didn't we leave off with Donna and
Ray horseback riding though, Oh yes.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
We did, You're right. And it was so hot and
he had his double shirts on.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, that really bothered you because.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm just always hot, So I always just feel for
anybody that I'm like, god, they just look hot.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well that's where Ray gives her health over the way
she is dressing and says that he is not high
enough on her list of priorities.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
First of all, do you know what I wanted to say?
She told you it was gonna be a really busy weekend,
but that you should come and have a good time.
This guy's such a like every party has a pooper.
That's why we invited you, Like Ray, pretty sure, I'm
done with him.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I mean, Donna, why did you invite him? This is
going to go back?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I don't know. Yeah, we've talked about this.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
This was just the wrong move, Like she if I
just start calling you, Donna, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I respond to you know, I just she set herself
up here, she said, everybody up. I don't know what's
going on.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, I mean we've all gotten ourselves into positions like
this where we think it's going to be great and
then it is backfires.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
It's I mean in a big way.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
When you're watching this, are you sort of as mad
as I am at how terrible Ray is? Like, what
are you feeling?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I'm so in the middle of it that I can't
see that?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So you still have, like you could sort of understand why.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
She liked him, hmmm, I understand who she was at
that age and how she was like susceptible to men
influencing her. Yeah, even Donna then how she was able
to And I can't get out of it any other
way because it was the only journey I knew. Oh wow,
(05:07):
that didn't go down that way, right, Like if it
didn't happen that way, it would wouldn't have been part
of Donna's history in her journey.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh that's so interesting.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah, even this, even because.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm watching it was such a different feeling about Ray
than I did thirty years ago. I think I thought
he was cute and I love that he could sing,
and I was like he's now I'm like, this guy sucks.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
He sucks.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
AnyWho.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
We find Brandon, who is now hungover in the pool
when Claire and David finally arrive, and David Brandon that
he and Claire walked in on Alison last night at
the bench House with Kelly.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Brandon called him Dave like nine times he did. Yes,
He's like dadda And I'm like, Dave, Dave is the
code word to save yourself from a like rapist? What
is this? What?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What Dave's a code?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Remember when Torri Remember when Donna said, I'm okay Dave
and that was how.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Dave need him that, Like no one calls him Dave And.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Then Brandon's just calling him that from the pools.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Willy nilly, like it has no repercussions.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, it matters to Dave's if you call them, if
to David's, if you call them Dave, And imagine Dave's
if you call them David, it's really yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And I also did enjoy that scene. Though I thought
I thought it was good, I'm like, okay, this is juicy.
He's sort of telling him he felt obligated to tell him.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh okay, he's telling Brandon that, but he won't tell
Donna that Ray cheated on him with Valerie. I'm not
getting Oh my gosh, that is moral stance.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Here, literally such an aha moment that I did not
think of till you just said it.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
He walks in and just flab of blabs about Kelly.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Who's really not even doing anything.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
No dinner you guys, because it's more personal than other,
like he already cheated on her, Like now he's gonna
tell Donna someone else cheating on her, Like it's.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Wait, I'm really realizing though, WTF right, Like if Dave
David is so chill to tell Brandon this is like
the love of Brandon's life and he's just like, sorry, dude,
she's with a girl. Yet he won't tell his best
friend and ex girlfriend that she's could be getting like
(07:29):
a sexually transmitted disease from this.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Guy and the girl that he actually loves. He really
loves Yes, you think he jump at the chance, screw like,
it's screwy that.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
This guy's cheating on you. And here I am, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You guys want to go to the sorority panel?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Sure do.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Lise Martin, mommy is hosting a panel, and she brags
about being an elitist. What a great speech. Donna walks in,
uh late from her horseback ride. Oh and police calls
her a Johnny come lately.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It looks it looks could kill. Police was like dagger
eyes straight at Donna.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Aren't you a Johnny come lately?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I can't unsee that Pelice Martin is married to Dean
Butler from Little House on the Prairie. I literally can't
get it off my mind now that I know it's
I don't know, Folice sucks.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Also I know she does.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
She sucks. She's so dumb. Thanks for saving her.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I know we'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yes, and then we see kind of this turn in
police where now she Ray is like her.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Guy, her tool that she can use to manipulate Donna.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
She thinks, Yeah, Felice needs a lot of therapy. She's
like a mess.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Soom springs palm Springs Resort. Kelly's on the phone and
she is talking to Brandon right at the resort. Is
she on the phone with him? And we cut to
Brandon and the k guys doing stupid prank calls.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
He just does, oh my god, oh my god, Yeah,
I forgot.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
About this, hearing like a Brandon. She doesn't even know
who this guy is now all of a sudden, First.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Of all, can we just talk about the prank calls?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I don't know any college dudes. Then are like, you
know what we want to do right now? Like we
have all the alcohol we could want, thousands of girls
who golf. Yeah, let's sit around and make bad prank calls.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It was so imateure was that show on at this time?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
That show the crank Guy, Cranky Anchors. I loved nut
show show too.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Maybe we're just as a material Brandon and Steve.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It was so like, just one level above is your
refrigerator running?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Wait, what's the rest? You better catch you, you better
catch it.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Ivon a tinkle to a tinkle?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
So I feel like the guys always said of on
a tinkle on set? Wait, what was that? I remember?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
They did?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
They had they had This is a terrible. And I
remember this one, did Richard you can call me dick Zenya.
You never heard that one.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I learned it from them, like, oh, they loved saying.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Literally, they're just playing themselves, these guys, they are just
truly playing themselves. Oh my god, Jenny.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I kind of like I liked it. Kelly did not
like it, though, Oh so funny. And then Brandon says, oh,
come hang with the guys. Oh wait, you don't like
guys an Oh my.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
God, first ouch, I'm also what not first of all
not even true. Great if it would be true, I
wish you would have kissed her right, I would made
this episode even juicier. And like, Brandon, what's wrong with you?
Right now?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
He's a drunker? He says, Kelly, you like women? Now?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I think he's so funny.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I'm my god, to me, he's just gonna like him too.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
He's a little loosey goosey.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, yeah, I like it. But I would just be
running to Dylan, although he's sky high in a gondola
about to die, like it's just a mess.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And then there's old Val coming in to tell Brandon
that she got them a room. Oh my god, it
was weird. Kelly says, you can, you can have him,
and she walked away. I don't know, getting so bizarre.
We go to the the tennis court where Steve's dad.
What's his name again?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Rush?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Rush? He tells the Rush, Yeah, Rush, but Rush he wants.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
He tells the perfect name for that guy.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I want you to be with a dream boat on
in life. Hello, I take offense to that.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
You should?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, Kelly and Steve nothing, no, okay, anyhow, And so
he's setting him. He's setting Steve up with this girl.
I don't really know why is this his motive just
so that he can be with the dream boat?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
She seems fine too, Like, yeah, she seemed fine, Like
you'd think he'd have a fun time with that kind
of cute girl.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Are so not Steve to not like be into her?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Why does he care what the dad's motives are first
of all, and second, the dad's motives weren't even bad, Like,
just go have fun with this history.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
We'll go through this storyline. That's why, right, we have
to get to the the big curan.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh god, oh wow, this is happening. Back at the
Mafia mansion, Dylan is doing a script read with the
mafia guy's girlfriend and she is not real good.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
At acting what I thought she was so right for
the part.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
That was so over the top. Oh my godness, what are.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
The odds that? What's his dizzy? Why do I want
to call him Jonesy? But that's not his name?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
What is Charlie?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Charlie? Charlie?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Jonesy was the other guy?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
The other guy that kind of looks like him?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
What do you guys tell him that they don't want
to do this script? And Dylan says, well, my dad
did it, and they realized that Jack McKay is Dylan's dad.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Okay, there's so many holes. One is I know we
didn't have Google then, but like you'd think that if
they were like, yeah, you're gonna be meeting with me
and my business partner Dylan McKay, that somebody would be like, well,
like do you think that could be the son of Jack?
(14:28):
And if they're so up in Jack's business, they'd know
his kid was named Dylan McKay, So like what.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Well, they figure it all out and then something bad's
about to happen.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
It also makes me want to go of all the
gin joints? Do you know? Like, what are the odds
that these two randos in Palm Springs that have money
and a wife that wants to be in a movie
also happened to be connected to Jack McKay's murder.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Like it's just like, really, I don't know. If it
wasn't Dylan, I wouldn't be into the storyline at all. No,
this is not right for the show.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I'm not into it even with it being Dylan.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Okay, fair, it's so dark. It's so dark, it took
a dark turn.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
We're just we're just college kids having Fray already party.
I don't want to get into all this mafia stuff now.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
No, what we want is for Brandon to go buy
some condoms because he's gonna back up with out.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Last.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
He's thinking, you know, ahead and being safe.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
He's so responsible.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Now, oh god. That is when Valerie hears Donna and
Ray arguing outside this.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I actually was happy that she was sort of eas
droppy because I wanted Donna to have a witness totally.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I mean, for one, thank.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
God for val Literally, I agree.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Donna's really frustrated that Ray is always mad, and she
tries to walk away, but he grabs her so forcefully
that he basically shoots her down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That was actually very traumatic.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's when it happened.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
But I gotta say rewatching it. I don't feel like
he pushed her or threw her down the stairs.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I agree, he's hapened so fast I couldn't really.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
But he shouldn't be grabbing her at all. He definitely
played a part in the accident.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
And then he runs down, you know, and he's so like,
oh my gosh, are you okay? Of course he's so regretful.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Quite a tumble.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, wait, how did you feel about that stunt? Tell us?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Okay, So the stunt, you guys. First of all, the outfit,
you know, it was like one hundred and twenty degrees like,
and I had to wear Jean Jean so that they
could put patting on the stunt double. Right, So Jean's
the tank top, the jeans shirt, and then they brought
out my stunt double and she was going to walk
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me through it so I can see how she lands.
And I just remember thinking at the time, wow, that
this is great. But the wig was really bad. Yeah,
and they're always really but how do I say this
without sounding horrible?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
She didn't look like you.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I was really focused on her butt. I remember that
at the time.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Wait wait wait, wait, yes, why were you focused on it?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I'm not sure. I just remember thinking, like, people are
going to know it's not me, she's she's built very different,
that's all, okay, very different. Good. And usually when they
had stunt doubles for anything, and especially like when we
do TV movies and stuff, they try to match you
up pretty well so that it's, you know, the stunt
doubles the same height, same body frame. And she wasn't.
(18:04):
So this is the first time I'd done a stunt
on the show that it wasn't the same body And
I was like, hmmm, are people going to notice that?
And they were like no, no, no, But I did
say something. I was concerned. She didn't look anything like me.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I mean, yeah, she was a little more muscular, shall
we say.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
And shorter. She looked shorter and more more muscular.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
She was way shorter than me. And yeah, like very
fit and built.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
But what a fall, man?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
What it was a fall?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
She did.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
It was a fall, but it's a probably one of
the worst stunt double. Like it's not well known.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
And I was so freaked out about it that I
like offered. I was like, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I'll do it.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Can we oh start a little bit higher? No, you know,
I'll like roll into it. But I was very concerned
that people would know it wasn't my body.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And people did yep. But I mean that's you know,
that's how TV shows go.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I actually actually made Lorraine send it to us in
slow motion. Oh okay, so I'm going to watch that
as we all talk.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, let me let me look, we're going to watch
this and s emotion.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It's oh, he does sort of really cause the fall. Okay, sure,
we you know, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, it's pretty bad.
We starts off okay, and then towards the bottom of
(19:35):
the fall, it.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Is just so not you. Yeah, he whips you around
that wig, that wig, Oh my goodness. But great job
on the landing there.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, I gotta do it one more time. Can you
freeze on the body seat?
Speaker 3 (19:51):
There's the butt and I'm like, not my butt.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Okay, I gotta do it again, dude, Yeah, play it again.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh gosh, he really does.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
He does so throw her around.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I don't think he meant to. Yeah, the landing is excellent.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
All those metal stairs must have hurt.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Oh my gosh, it's just so not you. It's not you.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I could watch this all day long, you guys, or.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Maybe the person was taller than you.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Can I say one more time, Loraine, a little shorter
than you?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I don't know. It was just just wasn't any time
in ten years that it was a stunt double that
the body looked nothing like me.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Okay, so here we go. I do blame him.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Why would he pull on that shoulder? You shouldn't have
pulled on that shoulder.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
God, the wig is so bad.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
The wig. The wig, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
I could brown hair underneath.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I can't, my god, doesn't even look like the same
outfit it was.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
It.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
We have got to show that this liw emotion for all.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
I could literally just stare at that zoom in right
on the face when she turns around.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
What is this the second most thing people ask you about? Obviously,
Donna Martin graduates first. Is this number two correct? Yes?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Always?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
And what do they typically say?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Oh, my gosh, I felt so bad for Donna, and
Ray pushed her down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I don't know why I'm laughing.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
And I always say I wasn't me, That wasn't the
worst like so like still like traumatized, like not that
like someone like almost got killed, like going down like
their neck. I'm like, it's not my butt.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
No.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
And also you always justify and like try to defend
Ray Jamie.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh god, he's Jamie Walter.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Jamie Jamie Walters. He's such a great guy, you guys.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Jamie Walters is a great guy. Ray Prewitt is horrific.
And I know we're getting in the weeds, but like
they literally make him a series regular. The next season
starts with him being in the credit opening credits, and
I think they literally get rid of him very quickly
because they realize the audience is like, are you nothing
(22:13):
kidding me? Yeah, Like even then they were like no.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, well, crazy things are happening at the gas station too.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Does this fill up my tank?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah? Steve magically spots the car Goddess that he's been
dreaming about since he got there, and he offers to
help her put her gas in and she says, go ahead, Amy,
you can say it.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I forget the exact line. Somebody give me the exact line.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Is this supposed to be like a callback to like
vacation like with Christy Brinkley and like.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Kind of okay, kind of but not really at all. Right,
I'm very different, she says, So are you going to
stand there with that hoes in your hand? Or are
you going to stick it in my tank? Thank you?
That's that's what she said. But back to the important stuff.
Kelly comes to the hospital, thank god, and Ray covers
up how Donna really fell, and Donna doesn't tell Kelly
(23:14):
the truth. Why do you think she didn't tell Kelly because.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
You'd be mad at me.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I'd be mad at you.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Do you like how that just impulsively came out? Oh? No,
I don't even know what I meant by that.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I don't think you tell her because.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I don't want her to know, don't you understand you? Guys?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, I think you're embarrassed that you're dating this guy
who's this terrible and you're also like very sucked into
his abusive behavior. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I think that's, you know, pretty reflective of how it
is in real life when someone's in an abusive relationship.
That's not something they want to talk about, even to
their very best friend.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, the shame, it's just totally that part is realistic.
She's feeling so much shame.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, and she's like terrified of him at this point.
At this point now she is like, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
It's like I'm almost making light of it because it's
so sort of the whole thing so ridiculous. But like,
if you really think about it, it's really bad.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
It's really What happens after this? Does she leave him?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
She pretty much tells him off in this episode.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Though, Yeah, I don't think they're done done. No, I
don't know. Amy are they done after this? No?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I mean no shorts? No.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Okay. So at the restaurant, Brandon is having his weird
Jim and Cindy flash backs or whatever they are, his
parents warning him not to sleep with Valerie.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Those were so bizarre, not.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Oh my god, that was.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
And that's when Steve and Elle, the lady with the car,
they're standing outside the restaurant and apparently they're gonna get
down to it, and then Steve pulls something out of
her bra and he holds it up and he says,
what's this? And at that point I was kind of
(25:22):
I kind of knew, did you know that Elle was
a man?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
So I remembered you remember, like could you tell watching.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, I was asking myself that and I think I remembered.
I actually don't think you could tell.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
She looked damn good to me.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Totally. It feels dated this part.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
This is the other thing. That character was played by
Monica Shnaire, a Canadian model, actress, television host, and real
estate agent.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Oh yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
So there's some flags on the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
But whoa, she's six one.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, she's very beautiful legs, Yeah, totally beautiful.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
She and then Steve says no. She el tells him,
don't act like you didn't know, eh, And Steve looks down,
screams and runs away.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Right, it was not the best great reaction, right. Oh wait,
have we had the gondola scene yet?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Oh wow, oh my god. This episode Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
So he uh, Dylan is making a secret call and
they see him doing it. They find out and he
goes inside and the mafia guys and Charlie. The mafia
guys are in the limo, but not Charlie.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Right to go.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
They mysteriously told him go do something else because we're about.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
To I was working with the actress the girlfriend. Oh yeah, hellye,
running lines with her, so Dylan glasses on and gets
into the limo with the bad guys.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Bad.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I knew it was bad.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Mm hmm, real bad. That's when Kelly finally meets up
with David McLaren tells them that she doesn't really appreciate
that brand there gave Brandon the wrong impression about her
in a so that was good. She she kind of.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Called them out, those two little gossipy.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Brandon has taken VAL's car on his uh condom run
and then he gets pulled over and he doesn't have
the rest registration because it's not his car, and then
he pulls down the sunvisor and out drops uh, marriage
you want a cigarette? Was wacky tobacky right falls right
(27:52):
on his lap and the cop makes him step out
of the car.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh God, God, but I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Brandon gets away with it. I guess it wasn't enough
because he comes back. He wakes up Valerie and he
tells her that he spent the night in jail thanks
to her joint. He gives her a keys back and
says he's going to find his own way home. So
I guess he lost his boner for a vow at
the same I mean wait, who did he call? Though,
(28:25):
who did they called? What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
But he spent the night in jail they let him out.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I don't think he called anyone.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, how did they? I think they just let him
out on his own recognisance.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
That happens. I don't know any things.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Maybe in Palm Springs, maybe one joint, I don't know. Sure,
Steve comes back. He's so embarrassed. He doesn't want to
tell Brandon about his goddess. Oh yeah, and then he
(29:01):
tells him. But then he says it to Brandon, if
you tell anyone, I'll bet you senseless.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
See Donna in bed, sweet Donna with her little arm
sling on, and she is uh watching Felice go over
her speech. And then yeah, she's scared.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
She is scared.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah, she's scared. Now get rid of this guy.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
And she tells him, I want you to stay away
from me. I never spakin something like that.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Mm hm.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
But Felice, Felice leaves are in his hands again.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yep, Mommy of the year.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Oh what a mess.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
And Brandon apologized Kelly for thinking that she was Allison
for believing what Claren David said, and Kelly asks Brandon,
why does everything have to be over just because she
wouldn't marry him?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Which I thought was a great point, like a really
great point.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, he really did a three sixty there right that
that his actions were not that of a guy who
just asked this girl to marry him.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, but he's heartbroken, and so when you're heartbroken, you
go fuck.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Oops. I can't say that. When your heartbroken, you you
do what he's doing with Fal, what he planned to
do with bel.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
No, I don't. We wouldn't. It doesn't track.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
But I don't think Brandon would.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
No, but at his age, and he's just like yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I also think Brandon would have been like really stoked
to hear that from Kelly and be like, oh, you
know what, we should stay together. We're young. She's basically saying,
I still want to be with you.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, because he didn't really want to get married.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Either, exactly. The whole thing is so absurd. It's like,
you're like twenty years old, bro.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
What and then this is it? This is the aerial tramway.
Oh my god. They take Dylan into the onto the
thing that goes up.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
That real thing. That thing is a real thing.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yeah, that's a ride you can go on.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Which you could not pay me enough money to ever
go on that, which Toy and I've talked about. Pass.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
They put duct tape on his mouth.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I always love when when they do that on the
show because you can tell it's not stuck to them
at all.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Oh and all out of nowhere, suddenly these guys we
don't even understand why. We're like, what did Dylan do? Nothing?
They're all mad because he went and called who'sy dc? I? Yeah,
whatever her name was, Christine, No, not floozy doozy, who'sy doozy?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Who'sy Doozy? I couldn't remember her name.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I thought you called her a floozy.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Wait, that's what she just said. I said, who'sy Doozy?
Because I came for her name.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
But yeah, I guess they're worried that he's like an
informant for the FBI. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
I'm like, we don't even know what their crime is.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
And then the guy, the mob guy, tells him he
knows who killed Jack.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
First of all, that was crazy too.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah, and then thank god they let him off the hook.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
It reminds me of that line in speed do you
guys know? On the bus and Keanu Reeves and like
one of the guys has obviously done something bad and
like turns the gun on Keanu Reeves Jack Travers and
he's like, I don't care about your crime. It is
good with me.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Like, whoa why would these mob guys have this much time?
Aren't they busy? Like do they really have time to
go up in a tramp?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Exactly, they're up the gondola. They don't hang him out,
like just to scare him and then to admit that
they have knowledge of the crime, like that they're an
accessory to murder. It's like why did they do that?
Like they should have just said we're not going to
fund your movies.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
You know, I hate this storyline.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Well, luckily Dylan tells Charlie he wants out of the movie,
so hopefully.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Thank god.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
But I have a feeling because I know, like I
kind of know what, yeah happens, like what you do?
Why you know? I know what kind of happened. So
the market thing is here to stay.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I think this is the beginning of a major storyline
that is like here to stay.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
A life changing storyline.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, so that's why I don't think the jumps are
season seven because season six is still real solid.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, this is wild. They're at a bus stop. Oh yeah,
are both waiting for a bus home.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
He could have just bought a car and said he's
gonna take the bus.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Oh, but that's where we see the two guys bond again.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Which I was actually pleased with. I'm not gonna lie.
That made me happy. But right, why would they take
a bus? Like the two of them could easily like
figure it out. I guess they can't run a car
because they're too young. I don't know, but I think
they could have taken a plane. I don't I don't
even know, helicopter. Dylan's got loads of dough.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
They could have rented a camel.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Brandon gets home finally from his bus ride, and he
realizes that the wash house has been sold.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Oh that's it.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Bye bye m Alta Dina. Oh thank god, no more
driving to Dinas.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Oh no, there'll be a twist, don't you worry?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Good lord? Oh I remember, I feel like every time
we say something's over, you're like, oh no.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
No, no, things can definitely fall out of escrow, guys,
don't you worry. That's just a cliffhanger.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
And then, of course Dylan has a message on his
answering machine from the FBI agent Christine, warning him about
the dangerous mafia guys in the desert.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
A little late. Look, if he was in that much danger,
he'd be in witness protection. This is like so crazy.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
So then she tells him that they're really close to
arresting the guys that tried to kill us, that killed
his dad. So Dylan gets his gun.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Out, loads it.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, and he loads it.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
It's going, it's going in.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
What's like, that's the cliffhanger first first season five. Dylan
loads his gun and then and then this is a cliffhanger,
you guys, you tell them, I can't this.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
This show brand Yeah, this show is somewhere between Porky's Meats,
like meets like What's Likes or Meatballs, Meatballs, Revenge of
the Nerds whatever, one of those sort of eighties you know,
Booby rom com teen Romp things whatever, while simultaneously being like,
(36:40):
I don't know, I can't think of a movie that's
like a team like a like a Wilder Broody like
FBI movie, Like it's like one of those John Grisham novels.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I'm like, what, it's a Pelican brief, It's a lend.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Ah Well. Who wrote this again? Uh, Larry Mullen, Is
that right?
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Larry Mullen.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I don't even know, Like he's my best friend, Larry Moan.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Johansson got it.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Like the ogs wrote this, like right, they're living their
best lives writing this so like and then let's throw
this in.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Like it's just what they had to have, some big
thing to go out on for the season.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Right. The kiss, the weird hook armed kiss, do you
know what I mean? Like he kind of reached back
and I was like.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
What, Oh God, I closed my eyes. I didn't see it.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Oh, I have my eyes.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
You liked it, you always love it. You love what
Valerie kisses anyone because.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
You got the hots for val I enjoy watching her kiss.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
They had weird chemistry too.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
I was like, I know, weird this, this.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Is this is not what I expected.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Because we want to think of them related, but they're.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
H I will still to be brother and sister kind.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Of, I know, and yet they're really not.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, So they start making out on the couch and
that's it. People, that's a rapt dumb.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Do you think he used that condom he brought brought
back by.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
God?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
But did he ever even get the condoms because he
got Oh.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, maybe he has some upstairs in the dresser.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Or he goes into Gym's room. No, they never mind.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
It really sets us up for a big season six.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
I don't even know what could happen after this, Like I.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Hope it's like a a like an immediate pickup, you know,
I just know the end of that scene. I hope
it opens up with that scene Ginger Lamona.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
I don't want like months to be gone like ginger Monica.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
You guys, ginger La Monica is coming. Do you remember
ginger La Monica?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Sure do I don't.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Elisa Donovan is ginger lah Monica.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Oh I love her.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yeah, she's like VAL's best friend from Buffalo or whatever
they are going to be up to.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Yeah, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I don't think so. I need to take a nap
before I watch.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
It is a good finale, though, I have to say,
like I actually might call this people Can Come at
Me the best finale of so far.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Sorry, okay, I didn't know where she was going with
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
As like, you know, there's the I think there's the
one where it's like where you tell I can't remember
if that's a finale or not, where you tell Brenda.
That was pretty gnarly, But this is like very That
was really good. Yeah that was that was good, but
this is like more juicy. Everybody he's got a situation practically,
(40:03):
mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, well David and Claire don't.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, but they're kind of annoying. I'm ready for them
to be done.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
So they're in a breakup.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Yeah, did they break up in season six?
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, you guys did it. We made it through season five.
I didn't think this.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
It was literally a year that we can't get back.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Times two.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
We had to live at the first time, and now
we just relived another year of our life gone.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yeah, it was actually a year, almost a year that
we've been on season five. I really it's thirty three
episodes and like, and we had a couple of double
so forty weeks, so we basically have been doing season
five for forty weeks too long.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
When I said I loved the college years, maybe it's
season six.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
You keep saying that. I know you keep saying that.
You're like maybe at the end of season four, You're like,
maybe it was season five. I said, I love keep going.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
First of all, this is a ten, you guys.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
This is I liked the season as a whole, like
a lot.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Oh yeah, that's a great question, Jenny. What do you
guys give the whole season?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Like?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
I obviously this episode's a ten. What do you both
give the whole season? Oh my god, I was wrong.
There's thirty two episodes in seasons, thank god.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Forever and ever and ever and ever.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Take me away. You remember those commercials of course, of course.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Okay, so what do you guys give the whole season?
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I give it like a seven or eight?
Speaker 2 (41:46):
So low because definitely in nine nine, thank.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
You, Tori.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yeah, it's definitely a nine. I mean it's it's.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Really been right where it started.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
I just I all of the honestly, all of the
like Dylan stuff wasn't great this year, and yeah, yeah
towards the end, and.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Then you know, I didn't like his wardrobe, you know.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
The fire wardrobe. The fire was fun and excitement.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I like, the cult.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Was great, Colt and the fire happened this year?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Even remember already problem, but also, uh, the whole introduction.
Is this the season that they introduced the peach pit
after dark?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
This is what this is the one in season five?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yes, yeah, I didn't love the peach pit.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
After we met Valerie in season five that was huge.
We literally began.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
The year one season Yeah, this is where Brand's Brenda
in one season.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
The end of last year, season whatever was Brenda leaving
and the beginning of this was Valerie showing up right.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Wow, yeah, she's what a whirlwind.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Season six begins.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Okay, so are we ready? Are we ready for season six?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
You guys so ready?
Speaker 2 (43:10):
I'm pretty ready.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Maybe after a little nap, yeah, like a power now.
I hope you guys love season five. We love you.
Can't wait to see you next year aka next week.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Bye.
It's nine O Gen one Engine with Jenny Garth and
Tory spelling. Oh mg, you guys, this is it. It's
finally here, Ellen, we made it. We are gonna see
(00:20):
some crazy you know what in this episode.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Tory, are you okay?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Are you O?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh my god, I'm okay. My arm's okay. But poor
Donna gets this is the moment you've all been waiting for,
gets pushed down the stairs by Ray.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh Ray threw it be gone?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
For how many years? Almost thirty years, people have been
going around Rancho Los Palmas looking for those stairs.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Like trying to recreate that scene.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
The moment that ruined Jamie Walter's career.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And and and you guys, the end, Amy go ahead.
You love to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I don't know if I loved it, hated it, loved
to hate it. But Brandon and Valerie are fully making out.
And it was like shocking, shocking.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, it made my head like spin on my neck.
It was weird. But we're gonna see it.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Let we talk about it all.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Oh, we do it.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Let's dive right in, you guys, Okay, you guys, Season five,
episode thirty one, ps I Love You, Part two, Aaron
May twenty fourth, nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Synopsis. Dylan finds himself at the edge of death when
the Mafia movie investor tells him he knows who killed
his father. Steve finds himself making out with a man,
Brandon is on the brink of giving into Valerie's advances,
and Donna finds herself falling hard. Oh thanks, Terray.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Directed by Victor Lobel, Written by Larry Mullen and Chip Johansson.
Oh okay, mm hm, ten's gonna be good. Ten ten.
You can't rate it yet, I guess you can.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I don't even know how to begin. I mean, I guess.
I know we started to dabbling it last week, but
maybe we just go through all of it from wherever
we left off.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I think we were off.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I think we left off like at the pool party.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
The pool party, the like get out of the pool
and put this towel around you, which was just like,
oh god, no, come on, no.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Young guy is doing that. And if he is, it's
the biggest red flag on the planet.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Wait for red flags now, s guy Ray, Bless his heart,
but he's a mess.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And the fact that y'all thought you could clean him
up and bring him back and people wouldn't hate him.
How did anyone they say it like we did? It
feel like your dad maybe thought that.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, I'm thinking so series regular for.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Being so smart. These producers were not smart thinking that
anyone would accept this guy to be one of the gangs.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, I mean, every people love Donna. They don't want
to see anybody hurting her. They don't want to see
anybody hurting any of this core crew. So yeah, it
makes sense we didn't we leave off with Donna and
Ray horseback riding though, Oh yes.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
We did, You're right. And it was so hot and
he had his double shirts on.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, that really bothered you because.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm just always hot, So I always just feel for
anybody that I'm like, god, they just look hot.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well that's where Ray gives her health over the way
she is dressing and says that he is not high
enough on her list of priorities.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
First of all, do you know what I wanted to say?
She told you it was gonna be a really busy weekend,
but that you should come and have a good time.
This guy's such a like every party has a pooper.
That's why we invited you, Like Ray, pretty sure, I'm
done with him.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I mean, Donna, why did you invite him? This is
going to go back?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I don't know. Yeah, we've talked about this.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
This was just the wrong move, Like she if I
just start calling you, Donna, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I respond to you know, I just she set herself
up here, she said, everybody up. I don't know what's
going on.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, I mean we've all gotten ourselves into positions like
this where we think it's going to be great and
then it is backfires.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
It's I mean in a big way.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
When you're watching this, are you sort of as mad
as I am at how terrible Ray is? Like, what
are you feeling?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I'm so in the middle of it that I can't
see that?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So you still have, like you could sort of understand why.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
She liked him, hmmm, I understand who she was at
that age and how she was like susceptible to men
influencing her. Yeah, even Donna then how she was able
to And I can't get out of it any other
way because it was the only journey I knew. Oh wow,
(05:07):
that didn't go down that way, right, Like if it
didn't happen that way, it would wouldn't have been part
of Donna's history in her journey.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh that's so interesting.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah, even this, even because.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm watching it was such a different feeling about Ray
than I did thirty years ago. I think I thought
he was cute and I love that he could sing,
and I was like he's now I'm like, this guy sucks.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
He sucks.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
AnyWho.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
We find Brandon, who is now hungover in the pool
when Claire and David finally arrive, and David Brandon that
he and Claire walked in on Alison last night at
the bench House with Kelly.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Brandon called him Dave like nine times he did. Yes,
He's like dadda And I'm like, Dave, Dave is the
code word to save yourself from a like rapist? What
is this? What?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What Dave's a code?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Remember when Torri Remember when Donna said, I'm okay Dave
and that was how.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Dave need him that, Like no one calls him Dave And.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Then Brandon's just calling him that from the pools.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Willy nilly, like it has no repercussions.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, it matters to Dave's if you call them, if
to David's, if you call them Dave, And imagine Dave's
if you call them David, it's really yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And I also did enjoy that scene. Though I thought
I thought it was good, I'm like, okay, this is juicy.
He's sort of telling him he felt obligated to tell him.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh okay, he's telling Brandon that, but he won't tell
Donna that Ray cheated on him with Valerie. I'm not
getting Oh my gosh, that is moral stance.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Here, literally such an aha moment that I did not
think of till you just said it.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
He walks in and just flab of blabs about Kelly.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Who's really not even doing anything.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
No dinner you guys, because it's more personal than other,
like he already cheated on her, Like now he's gonna
tell Donna someone else cheating on her, Like it's.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Wait, I'm really realizing though, WTF right, Like if Dave
David is so chill to tell Brandon this is like
the love of Brandon's life and he's just like, sorry, dude,
she's with a girl. Yet he won't tell his best
friend and ex girlfriend that she's could be getting like
(07:29):
a sexually transmitted disease from this.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Guy and the girl that he actually loves. He really
loves Yes, you think he jump at the chance, screw like,
it's screwy that.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
This guy's cheating on you. And here I am, it's weird.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You guys want to go to the sorority panel?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Sure do.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Lise Martin, mommy is hosting a panel, and she brags
about being an elitist. What a great speech. Donna walks in,
uh late from her horseback ride. Oh and police calls
her a Johnny come lately.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It looks it looks could kill. Police was like dagger
eyes straight at Donna.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Aren't you a Johnny come lately?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I can't unsee that Pelice Martin is married to Dean
Butler from Little House on the Prairie. I literally can't
get it off my mind now that I know it's
I don't know, Folice sucks.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Also I know she does.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
She sucks. She's so dumb. Thanks for saving her.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I know we'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yes, and then we see kind of this turn in
police where now she Ray is like her.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Guy, her tool that she can use to manipulate Donna.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
She thinks, Yeah, Felice needs a lot of therapy. She's
like a mess.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Soom springs palm Springs Resort. Kelly's on the phone and
she is talking to Brandon right at the resort. Is
she on the phone with him? And we cut to
Brandon and the k guys doing stupid prank calls.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
He just does, oh my god, oh my god, Yeah,
I forgot.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
About this, hearing like a Brandon. She doesn't even know
who this guy is now all of a sudden, First.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Of all, can we just talk about the prank calls?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I don't know any college dudes. Then are like, you
know what we want to do right now? Like we
have all the alcohol we could want, thousands of girls
who golf. Yeah, let's sit around and make bad prank calls.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It was so imateure was that show on at this time?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
That show the crank Guy, Cranky Anchors. I loved nut
show show too.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Maybe we're just as a material Brandon and Steve.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It was so like, just one level above is your
refrigerator running?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Wait, what's the rest? You better catch you, you better
catch it.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Ivon a tinkle to a tinkle?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
So I feel like the guys always said of on
a tinkle on set? Wait, what was that? I remember?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
They did?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
They had they had This is a terrible. And I
remember this one, did Richard you can call me dick Zenya.
You never heard that one.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I learned it from them, like, oh, they loved saying.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Literally, they're just playing themselves, these guys, they are just
truly playing themselves. Oh my god, Jenny.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I kind of like I liked it. Kelly did not
like it, though, Oh so funny. And then Brandon says, oh,
come hang with the guys. Oh wait, you don't like
guys an Oh my.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
God, first ouch, I'm also what not first of all
not even true. Great if it would be true, I
wish you would have kissed her right, I would made
this episode even juicier. And like, Brandon, what's wrong with you?
Right now?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
He's a drunker? He says, Kelly, you like women? Now?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I think he's so funny.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I'm my god, to me, he's just gonna like him too.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
He's a little loosey goosey.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, yeah, I like it. But I would just be
running to Dylan, although he's sky high in a gondola
about to die, like it's just a mess.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And then there's old Val coming in to tell Brandon
that she got them a room. Oh my god, it
was weird. Kelly says, you can, you can have him,
and she walked away. I don't know, getting so bizarre.
We go to the the tennis court where Steve's dad.
What's his name again?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Rush?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Rush? He tells the Rush, Yeah, Rush, but Rush he wants.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
He tells the perfect name for that guy.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I want you to be with a dream boat on
in life. Hello, I take offense to that.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
You should?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, Kelly and Steve nothing, no, okay, anyhow, And so
he's setting him. He's setting Steve up with this girl.
I don't really know why is this his motive just
so that he can be with the dream boat?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
She seems fine too, Like, yeah, she seemed fine, Like
you'd think he'd have a fun time with that kind
of cute girl.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Are so not Steve to not like be into her?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Why does he care what the dad's motives are first
of all, and second, the dad's motives weren't even bad, Like,
just go have fun with this history.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
We'll go through this storyline. That's why, right, we have
to get to the the big curan.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh god, oh wow, this is happening. Back at the
Mafia mansion, Dylan is doing a script read with the
mafia guy's girlfriend and she is not real good.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
At acting what I thought she was so right for
the part.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
That was so over the top. Oh my godness, what are.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
The odds that? What's his dizzy? Why do I want
to call him Jonesy? But that's not his name?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
What is Charlie?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Charlie? Charlie?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Jonesy was the other guy?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
The other guy that kind of looks like him?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
What do you guys tell him that they don't want
to do this script? And Dylan says, well, my dad
did it, and they realized that Jack McKay is Dylan's dad.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Okay, there's so many holes. One is I know we
didn't have Google then, but like you'd think that if
they were like, yeah, you're gonna be meeting with me
and my business partner Dylan McKay, that somebody would be like, well,
like do you think that could be the son of Jack?
(14:28):
And if they're so up in Jack's business, they'd know
his kid was named Dylan McKay, So like what.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Well, they figure it all out and then something bad's
about to happen.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
It also makes me want to go of all the
gin joints? Do you know? Like, what are the odds
that these two randos in Palm Springs that have money
and a wife that wants to be in a movie
also happened to be connected to Jack McKay's murder.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Like it's just like, really, I don't know. If it
wasn't Dylan, I wouldn't be into the storyline at all. No,
this is not right for the show.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I'm not into it even with it being Dylan.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Okay, fair, it's so dark. It's so dark, it took
a dark turn.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
We're just we're just college kids having Fray already party.
I don't want to get into all this mafia stuff now.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
No, what we want is for Brandon to go buy
some condoms because he's gonna back up with out.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Last.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
He's thinking, you know, ahead and being safe.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
He's so responsible.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Now, oh god. That is when Valerie hears Donna and
Ray arguing outside this.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I actually was happy that she was sort of eas
droppy because I wanted Donna to have a witness totally.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I mean, for one, thank.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
God for val Literally, I agree.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Donna's really frustrated that Ray is always mad, and she
tries to walk away, but he grabs her so forcefully
that he basically shoots her down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That was actually very traumatic.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's when it happened.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
But I gotta say rewatching it. I don't feel like
he pushed her or threw her down the stairs.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I agree, he's hapened so fast I couldn't really.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
But he shouldn't be grabbing her at all. He definitely
played a part in the accident.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
And then he runs down, you know, and he's so like,
oh my gosh, are you okay? Of course he's so regretful.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Quite a tumble.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, wait, how did you feel about that stunt? Tell us?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Okay, So the stunt, you guys. First of all, the outfit,
you know, it was like one hundred and twenty degrees like,
and I had to wear Jean Jean so that they
could put patting on the stunt double. Right, So Jean's
the tank top, the jeans shirt, and then they brought
out my stunt double and she was going to walk
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me through it so I can see how she lands.
And I just remember thinking at the time, wow, that
this is great. But the wig was really bad. Yeah,
and they're always really but how do I say this
without sounding horrible?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
She didn't look like you.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I was really focused on her butt. I remember that
at the time.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Wait wait wait, wait, yes, why were you focused on it?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
I'm not sure. I just remember thinking, like, people are
going to know it's not me, she's she's built very different,
that's all, okay, very different. Good. And usually when they
had stunt doubles for anything, and especially like when we
do TV movies and stuff, they try to match you
up pretty well so that it's, you know, the stunt
doubles the same height, same body frame. And she wasn't.
(18:04):
So this is the first time I'd done a stunt
on the show that it wasn't the same body And
I was like, hmmm, are people going to notice that?
And they were like no, no, no, But I did
say something. I was concerned. She didn't look anything like me.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I mean, yeah, she was a little more muscular, shall
we say.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
And shorter. She looked shorter and more more muscular.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
She was way shorter than me. And yeah, like very
fit and built.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
But what a fall, man?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
What it was a fall?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
She did.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
It was a fall, but it's a probably one of
the worst stunt double. Like it's not well known.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
And I was so freaked out about it that I
like offered. I was like, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I'll do it.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Can we oh start a little bit higher? No, you know,
I'll like roll into it. But I was very concerned
that people would know it wasn't my body.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And people did yep. But I mean that's you know,
that's how TV shows go.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I actually actually made Lorraine send it to us in
slow motion. Oh okay, so I'm going to watch that
as we all talk.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, let me let me look, we're going to watch
this and s emotion.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
It's oh, he does sort of really cause the fall. Okay, sure,
we you know, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, it's pretty bad.
We starts off okay, and then towards the bottom of
(19:35):
the fall, it.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Is just so not you. Yeah, he whips you around
that wig, that wig, Oh my goodness. But great job
on the landing there.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, I gotta do it one more time. Can you
freeze on the body seat?
Speaker 3 (19:51):
There's the butt and I'm like, not my butt.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Okay, I gotta do it again, dude, Yeah, play it again.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh gosh, he really does.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
He does so throw her around.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I don't think he meant to. Yeah, the landing is excellent.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
All those metal stairs must have hurt.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Oh my gosh, it's just so not you. It's not you.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I could watch this all day long, you guys, or.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Maybe the person was taller than you.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Can I say one more time, Loraine, a little shorter
than you?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I don't know. It was just just wasn't any time
in ten years that it was a stunt double that
the body looked nothing like me.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Okay, so here we go. I do blame him.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Why would he pull on that shoulder? You shouldn't have
pulled on that shoulder.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
God, the wig is so bad.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
The wig. The wig, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
I could brown hair underneath.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I can't, my god, doesn't even look like the same
outfit it was.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
It.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
We have got to show that this liw emotion for all.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
I could literally just stare at that zoom in right
on the face when she turns around.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
What is this the second most thing people ask you about? Obviously,
Donna Martin graduates first. Is this number two correct? Yes?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Always?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
And what do they typically say?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Oh, my gosh, I felt so bad for Donna, and
Ray pushed her down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I don't know why I'm laughing.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
And I always say I wasn't me, That wasn't the
worst like so like still like traumatized, like not that
like someone like almost got killed, like going down like
their neck. I'm like, it's not my butt.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
No.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
And also you always justify and like try to defend
Ray Jamie.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Oh god, he's Jamie Walter.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Jamie Jamie Walters. He's such a great guy, you guys.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Jamie Walters is a great guy. Ray Prewitt is horrific.
And I know we're getting in the weeds, but like
they literally make him a series regular. The next season
starts with him being in the credit opening credits, and
I think they literally get rid of him very quickly
because they realize the audience is like, are you nothing
(22:13):
kidding me? Yeah, Like even then they were like no.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, well, crazy things are happening at the gas station too.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Does this fill up my tank?
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah? Steve magically spots the car Goddess that he's been
dreaming about since he got there, and he offers to
help her put her gas in and she says, go ahead, Amy,
you can say it.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I forget the exact line. Somebody give me the exact line.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Is this supposed to be like a callback to like
vacation like with Christy Brinkley and like.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Kind of okay, kind of but not really at all. Right,
I'm very different, she says, So are you going to
stand there with that hoes in your hand? Or are
you going to stick it in my tank? Thank you?
That's that's what she said. But back to the important stuff.
Kelly comes to the hospital, thank god, and Ray covers
up how Donna really fell, and Donna doesn't tell Kelly
(23:14):
the truth. Why do you think she didn't tell Kelly because.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
You'd be mad at me.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I'd be mad at you.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Do you like how that just impulsively came out? Oh? No,
I don't even know what I meant by that.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I don't think you tell her because.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I don't want her to know, don't you understand you? Guys?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, I think you're embarrassed that you're dating this guy
who's this terrible and you're also like very sucked into
his abusive behavior. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I think that's, you know, pretty reflective of how it
is in real life when someone's in an abusive relationship.
That's not something they want to talk about, even to
their very best friend.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, the shame, it's just totally that part is realistic.
She's feeling so much shame.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, and she's like terrified of him at this point.
At this point now she is like, you know.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
It's like I'm almost making light of it because it's
so sort of the whole thing so ridiculous. But like,
if you really think about it, it's really bad.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
It's really What happens after this? Does she leave him?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
She pretty much tells him off in this episode.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Though, Yeah, I don't think they're done done. No, I
don't know. Amy are they done after this? No?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I mean no shorts? No.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Okay. So at the restaurant, Brandon is having his weird
Jim and Cindy flash backs or whatever they are, his
parents warning him not to sleep with Valerie.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Those were so bizarre, not.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Oh my god, that was.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
And that's when Steve and Elle, the lady with the car,
they're standing outside the restaurant and apparently they're gonna get
down to it, and then Steve pulls something out of
her bra and he holds it up and he says,
what's this? And at that point I was kind of
(25:22):
I kind of knew, did you know that Elle was
a man?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
So I remembered you remember, like could you tell watching.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, I was asking myself that and I think I remembered.
I actually don't think you could tell.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
She looked damn good to me.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Totally. It feels dated this part.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
This is the other thing. That character was played by
Monica Shnaire, a Canadian model, actress, television host, and real
estate agent.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Oh yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
So there's some flags on the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
But whoa, she's six one.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, she's very beautiful legs, Yeah, totally beautiful.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
She and then Steve says no. She el tells him,
don't act like you didn't know, eh, And Steve looks down,
screams and runs away.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Right, it was not the best great reaction, right. Oh wait,
have we had the gondola scene yet?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Oh wow, oh my god. This episode Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
So he uh, Dylan is making a secret call and
they see him doing it. They find out and he
goes inside and the mafia guys and Charlie. The mafia
guys are in the limo, but not Charlie.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Right to go.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
They mysteriously told him go do something else because we're about.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
To I was working with the actress the girlfriend. Oh yeah, hellye,
running lines with her, so Dylan glasses on and gets
into the limo with the bad guys.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Bad.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I knew it was bad.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Mm hmm, real bad. That's when Kelly finally meets up
with David McLaren tells them that she doesn't really appreciate
that brand there gave Brandon the wrong impression about her
in a so that was good. She she kind of.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Called them out, those two little gossipy.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Brandon has taken VAL's car on his uh condom run
and then he gets pulled over and he doesn't have
the rest registration because it's not his car, and then
he pulls down the sunvisor and out drops uh, marriage
you want a cigarette? Was wacky tobacky right falls right
(27:52):
on his lap and the cop makes him step out
of the car.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh God, God, but I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Brandon gets away with it. I guess it wasn't enough
because he comes back. He wakes up Valerie and he
tells her that he spent the night in jail thanks
to her joint. He gives her a keys back and
says he's going to find his own way home. So
I guess he lost his boner for a vow at
the same I mean wait, who did he call? Though,
(28:25):
who did they called? What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
But he spent the night in jail they let him out.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I don't think he called anyone.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, how did they? I think they just let him
out on his own recognisance.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
That happens. I don't know any things.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Maybe in Palm Springs, maybe one joint, I don't know. Sure,
Steve comes back. He's so embarrassed. He doesn't want to
tell Brandon about his goddess. Oh yeah, and then he
(29:01):
tells him. But then he says it to Brandon, if
you tell anyone, I'll bet you senseless.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
See Donna in bed, sweet Donna with her little arm
sling on, and she is uh watching Felice go over
her speech. And then yeah, she's scared.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
She is scared.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah, she's scared. Now get rid of this guy.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
And she tells him, I want you to stay away
from me. I never spakin something like that.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Mm hm.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
But Felice, Felice leaves are in his hands again.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yep, Mommy of the year.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Oh what a mess.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
And Brandon apologized Kelly for thinking that she was Allison
for believing what Claren David said, and Kelly asks Brandon,
why does everything have to be over just because she
wouldn't marry him?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Which I thought was a great point, like a really
great point.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, he really did a three sixty there right that
that his actions were not that of a guy who
just asked this girl to marry him.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, but he's heartbroken, and so when you're heartbroken, you
go fuck.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Oops. I can't say that. When your heartbroken, you you
do what he's doing with Fal, what he planned to
do with bel.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
No, I don't. We wouldn't. It doesn't track.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
But I don't think Brandon would.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
No, but at his age, and he's just like yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I also think Brandon would have been like really stoked
to hear that from Kelly and be like, oh, you
know what, we should stay together. We're young. She's basically saying,
I still want to be with you.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, because he didn't really want to get married.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Either, exactly. The whole thing is so absurd. It's like,
you're like twenty years old, bro.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
What and then this is it? This is the aerial tramway.
Oh my god. They take Dylan into the onto the
thing that goes up.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
That real thing. That thing is a real thing.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yeah, that's a ride you can go on.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Which you could not pay me enough money to ever
go on that, which Toy and I've talked about. Pass.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
They put duct tape on his mouth.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I always love when when they do that on the
show because you can tell it's not stuck to them
at all.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Oh and all out of nowhere, suddenly these guys we
don't even understand why. We're like, what did Dylan do? Nothing?
They're all mad because he went and called who'sy dc? I? Yeah,
whatever her name was, Christine, No, not floozy doozy, who'sy doozy?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Who'sy Doozy? I couldn't remember her name.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I thought you called her a floozy.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Wait, that's what she just said. I said, who'sy Doozy?
Because I came for her name.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
But yeah, I guess they're worried that he's like an
informant for the FBI. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
I'm like, we don't even know what their crime is.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
And then the guy, the mob guy, tells him he
knows who killed Jack.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
First of all, that was crazy too.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah, and then thank god they let him off the hook.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
It reminds me of that line in speed do you
guys know? On the bus and Keanu Reeves and like
one of the guys has obviously done something bad and
like turns the gun on Keanu Reeves Jack Travers and
he's like, I don't care about your crime. It is
good with me.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Like, whoa why would these mob guys have this much time?
Aren't they busy? Like do they really have time to
go up in a tramp?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Exactly, they're up the gondola. They don't hang him out,
like just to scare him and then to admit that
they have knowledge of the crime, like that they're an
accessory to murder. It's like why did they do that?
Like they should have just said we're not going to
fund your movies.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
You know, I hate this storyline.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Well, luckily Dylan tells Charlie he wants out of the movie,
so hopefully.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Thank god.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
But I have a feeling because I know, like I
kind of know what, yeah happens, like what you do?
Why you know? I know what kind of happened. So
the market thing is here to stay.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I think this is the beginning of a major storyline
that is like here to stay.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
A life changing storyline.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, so that's why I don't think the jumps are
season seven because season six is still real solid.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, this is wild. They're at a bus stop. Oh yeah,
are both waiting for a bus home.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
He could have just bought a car and said he's
gonna take the bus.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Oh, but that's where we see the two guys bond again.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Which I was actually pleased with. I'm not gonna lie.
That made me happy. But right, why would they take
a bus? Like the two of them could easily like
figure it out. I guess they can't run a car
because they're too young. I don't know, but I think
they could have taken a plane. I don't I don't
even know, helicopter. Dylan's got loads of dough.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
They could have rented a camel.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Brandon gets home finally from his bus ride, and he
realizes that the wash house has been sold.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Oh that's it.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Bye bye m Alta Dina. Oh thank god, no more
driving to Dinas.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Oh no, there'll be a twist, don't you worry?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Good lord? Oh I remember, I feel like every time
we say something's over, you're like, oh no.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
No, no, things can definitely fall out of escrow, guys,
don't you worry. That's just a cliffhanger.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
And then, of course Dylan has a message on his
answering machine from the FBI agent Christine, warning him about
the dangerous mafia guys in the desert.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
A little late. Look, if he was in that much danger,
he'd be in witness protection. This is like so crazy.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
So then she tells him that they're really close to
arresting the guys that tried to kill us, that killed
his dad. So Dylan gets his gun.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Out, loads it.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, and he loads it.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
It's going, it's going in.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
What's like, that's the cliffhanger first first season five. Dylan
loads his gun and then and then this is a cliffhanger,
you guys, you tell them, I can't this.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
This show brand Yeah, this show is somewhere between Porky's Meats,
like meets like What's Likes or Meatballs, Meatballs, Revenge of
the Nerds whatever, one of those sort of eighties you know,
Booby rom com teen Romp things whatever, while simultaneously being like,
(36:40):
I don't know, I can't think of a movie that's
like a team like a like a Wilder Broody like
FBI movie, Like it's like one of those John Grisham novels.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I'm like, what, it's a Pelican brief, It's a lend.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Ah Well. Who wrote this again? Uh, Larry Mullen, Is
that right?
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Larry Mullen.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I don't even know, Like he's my best friend, Larry Moan.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Johansson got it.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Like the ogs wrote this, like right, they're living their
best lives writing this so like and then let's throw
this in.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Like it's just what they had to have, some big
thing to go out on for the season.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Right. The kiss, the weird hook armed kiss, do you
know what I mean? Like he kind of reached back
and I was like.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
What, Oh God, I closed my eyes. I didn't see it.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Oh, I have my eyes.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
You liked it, you always love it. You love what
Valerie kisses anyone because.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
You got the hots for val I enjoy watching her kiss.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
They had weird chemistry too.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
I was like, I know, weird this, this.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Is this is not what I expected.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Because we want to think of them related, but they're.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
H I will still to be brother and sister kind.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Of, I know, and yet they're really not.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, So they start making out on the couch and
that's it. People, that's a rapt dumb.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Do you think he used that condom he brought brought
back by.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
God?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
But did he ever even get the condoms because he
got Oh.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, maybe he has some upstairs in the dresser.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Or he goes into Gym's room. No, they never mind.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
It really sets us up for a big season six.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
I don't even know what could happen after this, Like I.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Hope it's like a a like an immediate pickup, you know,
I just know the end of that scene. I hope
it opens up with that scene Ginger Lamona.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
I don't want like months to be gone like ginger Monica.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
You guys, ginger La Monica is coming. Do you remember
ginger La Monica?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Sure do I don't.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Elisa Donovan is ginger lah Monica.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Oh I love her.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yeah, she's like VAL's best friend from Buffalo or whatever
they are going to be up to.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Yeah, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I don't think so. I need to take a nap
before I watch.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
It is a good finale, though, I have to say,
like I actually might call this people Can Come at
Me the best finale of so far.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Sorry, okay, I didn't know where she was going with
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
As like, you know, there's the I think there's the
one where it's like where you tell I can't remember
if that's a finale or not, where you tell Brenda.
That was pretty gnarly, But this is like very That
was really good. Yeah that was that was good, but
this is like more juicy. Everybody he's got a situation practically,
(40:03):
mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, well David and Claire don't.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, but they're kind of annoying. I'm ready for them
to be done.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
So they're in a breakup.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Yeah, did they break up in season six?
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, you guys did it. We made it through season five.
I didn't think this.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
It was literally a year that we can't get back.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Times two.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
We had to live at the first time, and now
we just relived another year of our life gone.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yeah, it was actually a year, almost a year that
we've been on season five. I really it's thirty three
episodes and like, and we had a couple of double
so forty weeks, so we basically have been doing season
five for forty weeks too long.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
When I said I loved the college years, maybe it's
season six.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
You keep saying that. I know you keep saying that.
You're like maybe at the end of season four, You're like,
maybe it was season five. I said, I love keep going.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
First of all, this is a ten, you guys.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
This is I liked the season as a whole, like
a lot.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Oh yeah, that's a great question, Jenny. What do you
guys give the whole season?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Like?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
I obviously this episode's a ten. What do you both
give the whole season? Oh my god, I was wrong.
There's thirty two episodes in seasons, thank god.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Forever and ever and ever and ever.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Take me away. You remember those commercials of course, of course.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Okay, so what do you guys give the whole season?
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I give it like a seven or eight?
Speaker 2 (41:46):
So low because definitely in nine nine, thank.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
You, Tori.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yeah, it's definitely a nine. I mean it's it's.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Really been right where it started.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
I just I all of the honestly, all of the
like Dylan stuff wasn't great this year, and yeah, yeah
towards the end, and.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Then you know, I didn't like his wardrobe, you know.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
The fire wardrobe. The fire was fun and excitement.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I like, the cult.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Was great, Colt and the fire happened this year?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Even remember already problem, but also, uh, the whole introduction.
Is this the season that they introduced the peach pit
after dark?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
This is what this is the one in season five?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yes, yeah, I didn't love the peach pit.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
After we met Valerie in season five that was huge.
We literally began.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
The year one season Yeah, this is where Brand's Brenda
in one season.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
The end of last year, season whatever was Brenda leaving
and the beginning of this was Valerie showing up right.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Wow, yeah, she's what a whirlwind.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Season six begins.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Okay, so are we ready? Are we ready for season six?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
You guys so ready?
Speaker 2 (43:10):
I'm pretty ready.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Maybe after a little nap, yeah, like a power now.
I hope you guys love season five. We love you.
Can't wait to see you next year aka next week.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Bye.
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