May 14, 2024 • 6 mins
There was always one kid growing up who your parents thought was a bad influence. Cut to 30 years later and you're on the Masked Speaker confessing to something you've never told anyone because THAT KID convinced you to do it!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Confession.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I can't take back alarm.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Mouse Speak Texas seventy eight five nine two says I
always make up words in scrabble, and if people question me,
I just insist their words in Welsh.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
A different lay with the people are questioning me in
a board game, I usually just get angry and flip
it over and run out of the room.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
CROs you cry, yeah right now.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Nobody wins.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Everybody handles stress their own way. And if you want
to confess a secret, you can do it here in
Welsh or in English. We'll hear you out no matter what.
One of our listeners wants to come clean today, she's
chosen to go by the name Christine for this segment.
So Christine, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
How, oh my god, you were waiting.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I don't even understand what that means. He I like, amazing. Well, Christine,
the voice changer on you are the mass speaker. Whenever
you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
So when I was eleven years old, I had a
little bit of a rebellious phase, and I know that
might seem Mickey Mouse eleven Yeah, like.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
The run away I swear and then you make it
to the driveway.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And oh town I grew up in at eleven years old,
there were some kids doing some bad things.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Let me tell you that smoking cigarette not joking. Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It really depends where you're from. But you went through
that rebellious phase at age eleven.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah. And so one of those kids that you mentioned
was my neighbor, and my parents did not let me
hang out with her. Like it was just here a
little up around the edges, you know. I think everyone
has a friend that your parents like, yeah, what you've
seen around.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I mean, the thing is they're usually right right. Your
parents are usually right on the mark.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
So of course I hung out with her as much
as I could. Right there was like a target near
our neighbor hood that we could walk to, and we
never had the money to buy anything, but we would
just hang out by target.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, me and my buddies bikes of the gas already
hang out. I'm like, what'd you steal?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Stealing?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
No, dude, eleven year older notorious for like being little shoplifters,
stealing candy, lifting things.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Well, so in the video game, phases were out and
it was just a modest SIMS game. But this is
what I wanted so desperately.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
All the same you're looking at the Sims video game.
That game was awesome, yes.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
But I mean I mentioned it like in passing as
a kid, not like purposely when we went to Target,
right like, I just was like, oh, that's what I want.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Oh god, Oh so you were telling your friend this?
I see.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, and she knew, you know, she knew that's where
I wanted. And so one day we were hanging out
just for usual and she literally takes out of her
sweatshirt when we walk out of Target, this same game
and she says, I got you something.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
The little bad girl stole it from Yes she did.
Oh my god, that's an act of kind What a
good friend.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I feel like, I feel like Jeffrey's mind's blown, Like
what that would never happened where I went to school.
Why didn't she just.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
A credit card? At least call your parents on the
phone and have them give the credit card number.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I mean, what's the whole point of having a separate
bank account from mom and dad?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh my god, how did you react when you saw
that she pulled this like stolen video game out for you?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Well, it wasn't even the fact that she stole it.
She had a whole other system going. She pulled it
out of it. I got you this, And then as
I look at it, before I can react to the
fact that she stole, she says to me, now, what
are you going to give me?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh, oh my god, she's a smart, savvy, eleven year
old business woman. Dude, you're going through so many emotions
because you're like, oh my god, the cool, popular, bad
girl likes me.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh my god, No, she needs something from me.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh so what do you give to her?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Well, So I don't even know how I got to
this point, but I just I guess I just knew
that she was more advanced. Like, it wasn't that she
needed me to go. She wasn't setting me up to
go steal for her. She clearly knew how to do that.
She went something more valuable. So I guess she put
it in my head. My mom has jewelry. So I
went into my mom's bedroom. Oh my day, went to
(04:22):
the jewelry box, and I had no idea how much.
Just stuff was the worse. So I took a small
handful of stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Han, oh my god, please tell me she's a mom
like me. Where she buys all of her jewelry at.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
H and M.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
So it's worse because she did this a few times.
You know, to steal something from Target was an automatic
trade for me.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh and so way you're giving her valuable jewelry and
she's stealing little things from Target.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Now this girl, this girl already knows how to pond
stat Okay, it's like getting the upper end of all
somebody's got older siblings that have been in TV.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I mean, at a certain point, if you're stealing handfuls
of jewelry, your mom has to notice, got it.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Of course my mom notices, Like she absolutely noticed. My
mom freaked out. I over here talking to my dad
about it, and then she called a house cleaner and
she fires her, saying that she's the only one that
could have been in there.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh okay, well you're off, Scott Free.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Good.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh man.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I felt so bad, but I still didn't not so
bad enough to come clean.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, you're still living with that guilt right now.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yes, absolutely. And so the only other thing that happened
in the bizarre situation is I did so bad enough
to go to the girl. I was like, hey, do
like give me the rings back at eleven. I just thought,
whatever looked the most expensive, give me the rings. And
so she did give me a couple of rings back,
and I smacked them back in the jewelry box, and
of course my mom she calls the housekeeper and completely apologizes,
(05:48):
like she mustn't misplace them, and she hired her back.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh oh wow, weird.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Okay, but he never found out it was in me.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh, never found out. It has every reason and right
to steal as much as you will.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah, you can be like, oh this again.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, and it must be so weird when your mom
was out in the neighborhood and saw the other girl
with all these like nice fancy jewels. That's a little odd.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
A little kid, an eleven year old with a wedding ring.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
That's awful, man.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I mean, do you buy your mom only jewelry now
for every holiday? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Actually I might care if I have joy, I just
don't even want it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Flashback text in seven eighty five nine too. If you
have a confession that you've been holding on to, we
can hid your identity, mask your voice, and make you
the next mass speaker. Got your phone tap coming up next?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Confession.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I can't take back alarm.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Mouse Speak Texas seventy eight five nine two says I
always make up words in scrabble, and if people question me,
I just insist their words in Welsh.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
A different lay with the people are questioning me in
a board game, I usually just get angry and flip
it over and run out of the room.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
CROs you cry, yeah right now.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Nobody wins.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Everybody handles stress their own way. And if you want
to confess a secret, you can do it here in
Welsh or in English. We'll hear you out no matter what.
One of our listeners wants to come clean today, she's
chosen to go by the name Christine for this segment.
So Christine, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
How, oh my god, you were waiting.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I don't even understand what that means. He I like, amazing. Well, Christine,
the voice changer on you are the mass speaker. Whenever
you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
So when I was eleven years old, I had a
little bit of a rebellious phase, and I know that
might seem Mickey Mouse eleven Yeah, like.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
The run away I swear and then you make it
to the driveway.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And oh town I grew up in at eleven years old,
there were some kids doing some bad things.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Let me tell you that smoking cigarette not joking. Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It really depends where you're from. But you went through
that rebellious phase at age eleven.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah. And so one of those kids that you mentioned
was my neighbor, and my parents did not let me
hang out with her. Like it was just here a
little up around the edges, you know. I think everyone
has a friend that your parents like, yeah, what you've
seen around.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I mean, the thing is they're usually right right. Your
parents are usually right on the mark.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
So of course I hung out with her as much
as I could. Right there was like a target near
our neighbor hood that we could walk to, and we
never had the money to buy anything, but we would
just hang out by target.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, me and my buddies bikes of the gas already
hang out. I'm like, what'd you steal?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Stealing?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
No, dude, eleven year older notorious for like being little shoplifters,
stealing candy, lifting things.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Well, so in the video game, phases were out and
it was just a modest SIMS game. But this is
what I wanted so desperately.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
All the same you're looking at the Sims video game.
That game was awesome, yes.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
But I mean I mentioned it like in passing as
a kid, not like purposely when we went to Target,
right like, I just was like, oh, that's what I want.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Oh god, Oh so you were telling your friend this?
I see.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, and she knew, you know, she knew that's where
I wanted. And so one day we were hanging out
just for usual and she literally takes out of her
sweatshirt when we walk out of Target, this same game
and she says, I got you something.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
The little bad girl stole it from Yes she did.
Oh my god, that's an act of kind What a
good friend.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I feel like, I feel like Jeffrey's mind's blown, Like
what that would never happened where I went to school.
Why didn't she just.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
A credit card? At least call your parents on the
phone and have them give the credit card number.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I mean, what's the whole point of having a separate
bank account from mom and dad?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh my god, how did you react when you saw
that she pulled this like stolen video game out for you?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Well, it wasn't even the fact that she stole it.
She had a whole other system going. She pulled it
out of it. I got you this, And then as
I look at it, before I can react to the
fact that she stole, she says to me, now, what
are you going to give me?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh, oh my god, she's a smart, savvy, eleven year
old business woman. Dude, you're going through so many emotions
because you're like, oh my god, the cool, popular, bad
girl likes me.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh my god, No, she needs something from me.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh so what do you give to her?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Well, So I don't even know how I got to
this point, but I just I guess I just knew
that she was more advanced. Like, it wasn't that she
needed me to go. She wasn't setting me up to
go steal for her. She clearly knew how to do that.
She went something more valuable. So I guess she put
it in my head. My mom has jewelry. So I
went into my mom's bedroom. Oh my day, went to
(04:22):
the jewelry box, and I had no idea how much.
Just stuff was the worse. So I took a small
handful of stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Han, oh my god, please tell me she's a mom
like me. Where she buys all of her jewelry at.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
H and M.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
So it's worse because she did this a few times.
You know, to steal something from Target was an automatic
trade for me.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh and so way you're giving her valuable jewelry and
she's stealing little things from Target.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Now this girl, this girl already knows how to pond
stat Okay, it's like getting the upper end of all
somebody's got older siblings that have been in TV.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I mean, at a certain point, if you're stealing handfuls
of jewelry, your mom has to notice, got it.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Of course my mom notices, Like she absolutely noticed. My
mom freaked out. I over here talking to my dad
about it, and then she called a house cleaner and
she fires her, saying that she's the only one that
could have been in there.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh okay, well you're off, Scott Free.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Good.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh man.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I felt so bad, but I still didn't not so
bad enough to come clean.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, you're still living with that guilt right now.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yes, absolutely. And so the only other thing that happened
in the bizarre situation is I did so bad enough
to go to the girl. I was like, hey, do
like give me the rings back at eleven. I just thought,
whatever looked the most expensive, give me the rings. And
so she did give me a couple of rings back,
and I smacked them back in the jewelry box, and
of course my mom she calls the housekeeper and completely apologizes,
(05:48):
like she mustn't misplace them, and she hired her back.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh oh wow, weird.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Okay, but he never found out it was in me.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh, never found out. It has every reason and right
to steal as much as you will.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah, you can be like, oh this again.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, and it must be so weird when your mom
was out in the neighborhood and saw the other girl
with all these like nice fancy jewels. That's a little odd.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
A little kid, an eleven year old with a wedding ring.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
That's awful, man.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I mean, do you buy your mom only jewelry now
for every holiday? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Actually I might care if I have joy, I just
don't even want it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Flashback text in seven eighty five nine too. If you
have a confession that you've been holding on to, we
can hid your identity, mask your voice, and make you
the next mass speaker. Got your phone tap coming up next?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
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