April 25, 2024 • 7 mins
It's World Penguin Day and the winner of today's Shock Collar Question gets an extra serving of sardines!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You think it's crazy in Florida, you don't even want
to know what's going on in Australia right now. Why
it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning because health officials
in Brisbane had to issue an urgent press release saying
if you're bit by a venomous snake, please don't bring
it to the ersa. Australia is notorious for some of
(00:23):
the craziest, most dangerous wildlife out there. Pretty much everything
in that country wants to kill you.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
How are you going to have the snake you just
got bitten by? Is it because it's your pet or
are you catching it?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Apparently people get bit and they think it'll help with
identification and treatment if they capture it and bring it
with them to the doctor.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Pain and still able to catch the damn thing pretty impressive.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
The emergency staff at Bundenberg Hospital were handed a plastic
tupperware with a live East turned brown snake inside, peeking.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Back at it looks poison so secure.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Well then, so they had to be shut down temporarily
while they got rid of the venomous snake. But it's
not always live snakes that people are bringing in. Others
attempt to kill the serpents and then they'll bring the
dead carcass to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh sorry, if you could do all that, how are
you getting bitten in.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
The first place? You know what I mean? They're everywhere, Like.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
If you're smarter than the snake, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Sometimes the snakes are like in the bath with you,
they do toilet.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Certain patients have even told hospital workers they chase the
snake for an hour, trying to photograph it before they
passed out, hashtag doing it for the grand Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I see, oh man, Okay does it even matter?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
They say, no, Okay, Australian stop bringing your snakes to
the hospital.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Just get yourself to the doctor and let them heal you. Okay, yeah,
I like it. Okay, yeah, I think it was a
solid all right good either.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Think I'm glad that we helped our Australian listeners to
the show.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Animals are just snakes. Just with the snakes for now.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, we'll do another PSA about other dangerous Australian animals later.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Now we got to move on and get into the
shock collar question of the day with our own digital Jake.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Don't bring Jake to the hospital with you either.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
If he bites here, let's get Let's get some tribua. Ja,
put on your finest tuxedo and leave the kids at
home with dad. Because today is World Penguin Day, Brook,
I know you were hoping we'd celebrate by barbecuing one
of those Antarctic kurds and tossing it on the toasted
(02:39):
brioche bun.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That is terrible, Jake. I love penguin, They're my son's
favorite animals.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Brook, I'm sorry we can't do that. Your primal thirst
for endangered exotic MEAs has landed beyond numerous government watch lists.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I never thought of what it would taste like, but
I am thinking about it now.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
It would probably be very fat MC penguin burger. So
today I'll be celebrating a different way by cruising through
a mouth watering penguin Fact edition of plenty of twenty.
You'll each get a chance at answering penguin trivia question.
Get it right, you'll stay in. Get it wrong, and
(03:17):
your wings will be clipped. Let's start with the woman
whose dance moves look early similar to that of the
baby penguins slipping on ice. That's Alexis as a compliment Alexis,
penguins poop every twenty hours, twenty days, or twenty minutes. Oh,
I mean, well, I gotta go that off. Just how
(03:40):
bad the zoos smells?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
And how many there every twenty minutes?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Alexis said, twenty minutes. That is correct. They like to do.
They beat you, Jose with bathroom breaks. Don't you saying that?
I'm leaving right now, Brook, your turn, all right, Brook.
A group of penguins in the water is called a raft,
but on land they're called.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
A what god, what is it? Is it a cuddle?
Is otters? Isn't it a cuddle of penguins?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
No? I thought it was a raft. Are they a raft?
Because they don't float?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The penguins are a raft in the water.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm on land.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I mean, if you're a bird, you're a flock. But
I don't think it's Is it still flock for penguins
even though they're not flying. I'm gonna stick with the
bird angle and go flock block.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That is correct. You were close saying cuddle. It's a
wattle of stick around for the next round, Jose, Jose.
The largest penguin species ever discovered was unearthed Antarctica. The
its size is almost incomprehensible. In fact, if it were
(04:58):
alive today, the pe could have looked basketball superstar Lebron
James squaring exactly how tall it was. Oh gosh, that
is scary. They're not cute anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, they're putting into the face, dude. I want to
see that version of happy feet like.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
A harm yeh, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
NBA players are taller than we even we think, Like
I always thought Steph Curry was short, but he's.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Like six ' five. Yeah, so I gotta say, if
you can look Lebron in the eye, you gotta be
seven feet tall. Jose went with seven feet tall. That
is incorrect from toe to beak tip. Six foot eight
mountain bird would have dwarfed most adult humans.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Don't bring that back.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Scientist Jeffery Europe. Many different types of penguins swim and
seawater all over the globe. But can they drink it?
Yes or no?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I mean sure they could drink it, but I don't
know if it's a good idea that.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Drink He can't. How would they know not to drink it?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Though?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
But survival? How would you not drink it?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
They eat the fish out of the water. They got
to get some of that sea water down in the
in the throat too.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I mean, but I don't think that they. I think
he's saying, like drink it, like that's what.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
They Oh yeah, no, they probably bring the water back
onto land and boil it so.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
That it's clean. I'm gonna say they don't.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Drink the sea water.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Jeffrey said, no, that is correct. The answer is yes,
they can. They have a gland located above their eye
that removes salt from the bloodstream. They're essentially boiling it
in their eyes. The excess that comes out through the
bill or by sneezing water. Their nature's brittle filters. That's
(06:56):
pretty cool, Alexis that means you've won, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Alexius is queen of the penguins, so she gets to
choose you get shocked today and they're gonna be singing
sexy Back by Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'm gonna pick jeff Oh right, Sorry, I have no
reason other than.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It's just I looked at you and I was like,
you deserve to get you. I'm bringing sexy back. Yeah.
Their mother boys don't know how to act.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, oh my god, if Justin Timberlake could bring a
shot collar on his next show.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, audience get to hold. People would pay like ten thousand.
Oh my god, you would not survive that performance. That's
your shot collar. Question of the day, we got your
phones have coming
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Up, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
You think it's crazy in Florida, you don't even want
to know what's going on in Australia right now. Why
it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning because health officials
in Brisbane had to issue an urgent press release saying
if you're bit by a venomous snake, please don't bring
it to the ersa. Australia is notorious for some of
(00:23):
the craziest, most dangerous wildlife out there. Pretty much everything
in that country wants to kill you.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
How are you going to have the snake you just
got bitten by? Is it because it's your pet or
are you catching it?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Apparently people get bit and they think it'll help with
identification and treatment if they capture it and bring it
with them to the doctor.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Pain and still able to catch the damn thing pretty impressive.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
The emergency staff at Bundenberg Hospital were handed a plastic
tupperware with a live East turned brown snake inside, peeking.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Back at it looks poison so secure.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Well then, so they had to be shut down temporarily
while they got rid of the venomous snake. But it's
not always live snakes that people are bringing in. Others
attempt to kill the serpents and then they'll bring the
dead carcass to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh sorry, if you could do all that, how are
you getting bitten in.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
The first place? You know what I mean? They're everywhere, Like.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
If you're smarter than the snake, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Sometimes the snakes are like in the bath with you,
they do toilet.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Certain patients have even told hospital workers they chase the
snake for an hour, trying to photograph it before they
passed out, hashtag doing it for the grand Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I see, oh man, Okay does it even matter?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
They say, no, Okay, Australian stop bringing your snakes to
the hospital.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Just get yourself to the doctor and let them heal you. Okay, yeah,
I like it. Okay, yeah, I think it was a
solid all right good either.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Think I'm glad that we helped our Australian listeners to
the show.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Animals are just snakes. Just with the snakes for now.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, we'll do another PSA about other dangerous Australian animals later.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Now we got to move on and get into the
shock collar question of the day with our own digital Jake.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Don't bring Jake to the hospital with you either.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
If he bites here, let's get Let's get some tribua. Ja,
put on your finest tuxedo and leave the kids at
home with dad. Because today is World Penguin Day, Brook,
I know you were hoping we'd celebrate by barbecuing one
of those Antarctic kurds and tossing it on the toasted
(02:39):
brioche bun.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That is terrible, Jake. I love penguin, They're my son's
favorite animals.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Brook, I'm sorry we can't do that. Your primal thirst
for endangered exotic MEAs has landed beyond numerous government watch lists.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I never thought of what it would taste like, but
I am thinking about it now.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
It would probably be very fat MC penguin burger. So
today I'll be celebrating a different way by cruising through
a mouth watering penguin Fact edition of plenty of twenty.
You'll each get a chance at answering penguin trivia question.
Get it right, you'll stay in. Get it wrong, and
(03:17):
your wings will be clipped. Let's start with the woman
whose dance moves look early similar to that of the
baby penguins slipping on ice. That's Alexis as a compliment Alexis,
penguins poop every twenty hours, twenty days, or twenty minutes. Oh,
I mean, well, I gotta go that off. Just how
(03:40):
bad the zoos smells?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
And how many there every twenty minutes?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Alexis said, twenty minutes. That is correct. They like to do.
They beat you, Jose with bathroom breaks. Don't you saying that?
I'm leaving right now, Brook, your turn, all right, Brook.
A group of penguins in the water is called a raft,
but on land they're called.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
A what god, what is it? Is it a cuddle?
Is otters? Isn't it a cuddle of penguins?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
No? I thought it was a raft. Are they a raft?
Because they don't float?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The penguins are a raft in the water.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm on land.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I mean, if you're a bird, you're a flock. But
I don't think it's Is it still flock for penguins
even though they're not flying. I'm gonna stick with the
bird angle and go flock block.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That is correct. You were close saying cuddle. It's a
wattle of stick around for the next round, Jose, Jose.
The largest penguin species ever discovered was unearthed Antarctica. The
its size is almost incomprehensible. In fact, if it were
(04:58):
alive today, the pe could have looked basketball superstar Lebron
James squaring exactly how tall it was. Oh gosh, that
is scary. They're not cute anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, they're putting into the face, dude. I want to
see that version of happy feet like.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
A harm yeh, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
NBA players are taller than we even we think, Like
I always thought Steph Curry was short, but he's.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Like six ' five. Yeah, so I gotta say, if
you can look Lebron in the eye, you gotta be
seven feet tall. Jose went with seven feet tall. That
is incorrect from toe to beak tip. Six foot eight
mountain bird would have dwarfed most adult humans.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Don't bring that back.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Scientist Jeffery Europe. Many different types of penguins swim and
seawater all over the globe. But can they drink it?
Yes or no?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I mean sure they could drink it, but I don't
know if it's a good idea that.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Drink He can't. How would they know not to drink it?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Though?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
But survival? How would you not drink it?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
They eat the fish out of the water. They got
to get some of that sea water down in the
in the throat too.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I mean, but I don't think that they. I think
he's saying, like drink it, like that's what.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
They Oh yeah, no, they probably bring the water back
onto land and boil it so.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
That it's clean. I'm gonna say they don't.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Drink the sea water.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Jeffrey said, no, that is correct. The answer is yes,
they can. They have a gland located above their eye
that removes salt from the bloodstream. They're essentially boiling it
in their eyes. The excess that comes out through the
bill or by sneezing water. Their nature's brittle filters. That's
(06:56):
pretty cool, Alexis that means you've won, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Alexius is queen of the penguins, so she gets to
choose you get shocked today and they're gonna be singing
sexy Back by Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'm gonna pick jeff Oh right, Sorry, I have no
reason other than.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It's just I looked at you and I was like,
you deserve to get you. I'm bringing sexy back. Yeah.
Their mother boys don't know how to act.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, oh my god, if Justin Timberlake could bring a
shot collar on his next show.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, audience get to hold. People would pay like ten thousand.
Oh my god, you would not survive that performance. That's
your shot collar. Question of the day, we got your
phones have coming
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Up, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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