Today we call a guy who recently asked his lady to define their relationship and before he gets the green light from her, we’re turning the SPOTLIGHT on him interrogation style!
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Episode Transcript
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Time for that
(00:02):
phone tap. You've all been waiting for it. And there's
that hesitant, cringey moment that happens at any new relationship
where one person has to be brave and say, hey,
I want us to be exclusive, so scary and you're hoping,
praying the other person feels the same because like.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
You feel like you're on the same page, but.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
You don't know that.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, today we call a guy who recently asked that
question to a woman he likes, and so far it's
been twenty four hours she has not responded. So why
is she waiting? Because it took that long for us
to set up this prank phone call? Oh my god,
game show style to see if he's really worthy in
(00:48):
your phone tap right now?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Any Hello, Hi, my name's Igloo Jones. I'm calling from
the service BDV. Good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
What what is that?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm from BDV Better Dates Verified. We're actually a third
party service. We screen dates ahead of time for safety
and compatibility. What you've probably heard of us on two B.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
We're big on two B. No, I've never I've never
heard of anything like this before.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Well, we're a real service, and according to my notes,
you recently asked Amber to be exclusive after only three dates.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Wait, how did you know that?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I know this because she's the one who hired us
and asked us to do a light character screening with you.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Is this for real? What is going on?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Very real?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Of Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
First question, would you describe your texting style as a
clear and direct, be confusing and chaotic or see just
memes until someone gives up?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I have to choose between those three.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, it's a simple question. Let's try again, all right,
A clear and direct, be confusing and chaotic or see
just means until someone gives up.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I mean I need an answer. I mean I guess
like a one. The first one, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, she's already been texing with you, so she actually
knows how you are. But it sounds like maybe you're
not self aware.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I've sent a couple of memes, but it's not too crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
There we go. There it is so in a relationship,
you just send a buttload of means until the other
person gives up. And that's not bad. That's just you.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I disagree anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Next question, have you ever keyed a car emotionally or
literally what.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't even know how to answer that.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, refuses to answer.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, okay, we'll move on. It's not that I didn't
refuse to answer it. I just don't know how to
answer it. I'd emotionally key a car, like how do
you answer that question directly?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Anyway? Next question, do you currently own more than one
Samurai sword?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
No? No, I don't own more than one Samurai Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
So just one then? Not just the one that you
have and you cherish.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I don't own any Samurai sorts, but.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You have a Ninja star, don't you know what? Let's
move on. On a scale of one to quote still
talks of the Rexes mom. How over your last relationship
are you?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
What? Do you talk? Where? Did what inform?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's a simple question. Okay, question on a scale of
one to still talks to the Rexes mom. How over
your last relationship are you?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Zero? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Amber did some digging. Turns out you commented on one
of your ex's Instagram posts just last week.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
We're still friends.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I would hook up with X if she was down.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Definitely true down.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Okay, I'm running out of times. The last question, are
you the kind of person who likes to start a
difficult conversation with quote, we need to talk or do
you prefer prize emotional attacks.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I'm not going to answer that because I'm gonna look
bad either way. These questions are so intrusive.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, I'm not sure how it can be intrusive when
you only answered half the questions.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Questions are crap, That's okay.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Refusal to cooperate is considered a red flag. But if
you've venmo mea hunter Bucks, I can just mark you
down as mysterious and hot. So it's up to you
not a scam if you pay the money.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I'm not paying ja, Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Well, the only other option I think would be to
do some type of radio prank phone call on you
on like a big national show. What maybe Brig and
Jeffrey in the morning. I don't know. Probably they'll do
something stupid like this.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh my god, no way.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Hey, because this is actually Ose from Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning and we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
God, dude, set you up. Man.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
She said you asked her about being exclusive and she
hasn't answered you yet, so she set you up. And
her answers, yes, by the way, yes.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You have a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Officially, and Bro, think of it this way. Now that
you guys are exclusive, you can let her play with
your samurai sword. I knew you were hiding one. Pretty sweet, huh.
I bet it's really loud.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I don't have a samurai sword.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Huh. I know you're out there cutting cucumbers with them.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Now I want to buy one.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
The week of every morning was fum taps weekday morning
on the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,
Hosts And Creators
Alexis Fuller
Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Jose Bolanos
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