Phone Tap: Car Clairvoyant

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy with an insurance question we bet he’s never dealt with… in this lifetime or thousands of past lifetimes either!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and a lot

(00:01):
of you listening probably don't know that we've been doing
this show together for a long long time. Yeah yeah,
well over a decade and a lot of really really
dumb segment ideas have made it onto the air ye time.
I mean like really stupid.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
In fact, one happened that pre dates Jose even being here,
where we had one of Brooks's friends on the phone
and we had her pretend that she was a car psyche. Remember,
So listeners would call in, they would honk their car horn,
and this lady would be able to tell the make
and model of their vehicle just by the sound. Okay,

(00:40):
I mean, I gotta tell you.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
The trick was that the callers would tell our producer
what they were driving first, and then he would tell Tanya.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
But yeah, Tyler.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well one of our all time dumb ideas, So I
love it.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
We didn't use.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
That exact concept, but we are bringing the car psychic
act in a different way. And now this psychic needs
car insurance. In your phone tap right now, This.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Is Jason with Insurance. How can I help you?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Hi, Jason, My name is Jevin Quibb. And I'm calling
because I need to add a very specific type of
coverage to my policy.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, what are you looking to ensure? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I mean it's it's kind of hard to describe, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I mean I've been doing this a long time, so
I'm sure whatever it is, we could do something.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Then, yeah, I guess maybe you've heard of this before.
So I'm a car clairvoyant.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I I don't know. Could you actually explain that a
little more?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Well, I have a gift where I can see the future,
but only with my red Hyundai.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm not sure I understand.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
For example, just last night I had a vision of
a car crash at the intersection of Eighth and Cedar,
very vivid, and that there was spilled or and soda
and a saxophone flying through the windshield. And I want
to save some money by filing a preclaim for when
it happens.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
A preclaim. Yeah, I'm sorry, what are you what are
you talking about?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Think of it like time travel insurance. You don't want
to be the guy who denied me and then sees
it come true on the news and realizes, oh gosh,
I blew it.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Wait did you say time travel insurance.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Okay, you're acting like you've never ensured this before. But
you said you've seen pretty much everything.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, I've seen every type of actual insurance, not something
for a car clearvoint.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Okay, but I'm not asking for a full payout or anything,
just partial coverage in case the universe collapses from the
weight of my foresight.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
In case the universe collapses.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
You're being difficult with me.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Sure, I'm not being difficult with you. I just you know,
this isn't something that people ensure.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
This is feels like a pretty normal request.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, it's not, though. That's the thing.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
You're going to feel really dumb when a saxophone hits
my red Hyundai later today because I told you so.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
But I mean, but why would I feel dumb? It's
It's not like it's not something we do.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Oh oh, did you hear that?

Speaker 4 (03:27):
That's a dark blue nineteen ninety six Cadillact de Ville
And I didn't even look out the window.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I just knew it. It's my gift.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
So do you believe me?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Now? Do you believe in my carvoyance?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
No? Why would I?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Okay, fine, you win? What if I scale it back?
You can just ensure my third eye.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
You can listen as non traditional vision assistance.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Nope, you must have that.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
We do We don't have anything like that.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh you don't do that either.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, I'm sorry, but I think you need to speak
to a different kind of specialist because this is just
completely out of.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
My own you know what, Jason, even though I'm a
car psychic, I knew you were going to say that.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, Kevin, Kevin quib that's correct, right, I gotta go.
I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
No, no, wait, hold on, because guess what else I saw.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
I really don't care at this point because I don't
care about a car psychic.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
No, you will care because I saw this very moment happening,
you on the radio getting prank phone called.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
It's what do you? What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
You're on the radio right now, Jason, and my real
name is Jeff from a show called Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Man,
I am I'm just joking.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
My god, you owe my I was so so confused.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
That was just I know, that was a whole point.
Your coworker, Kelly wanted to set you up because she said,
you're the only one in the office who still takes
weird calls pretty seriously. She want us to go full
weird man.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I was on the Google car clear Plane insurance to
see if I was a crazy one.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
That's a real thing now thanks to you.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh no, no, no, it's not.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I predict that you will be the leader of car
clairvoyance insurance all around the globe.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I mean it's like A makes some money. It's like
I'm not A.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I'll follow my preclaim with you tomorrow morning.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Cool, I'll be here a week up.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
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