Phone Tap: The Perk Up Project

Today we’re calling a woman who donated to charity and letting her know her money is going towards cosmetic enhancements for teens in Beverly Hills!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and on this show,
we believe if you donate to charity, you deserve kudos
and deserve to get mercilessly praying yes sucker. And that's
why we call a woman who recently gave to an
organization that provides support to underprivileged teens.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
That's so nice.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Her friend told her about it, and she was looking
for a good charity, so she gave a lot of money.
But now she's about to hear what her donation really
went towards. In your phone tap right now, it's another twenties.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Hi, I'm looking for Melanie Mitchell.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yes speaking, who's this great?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
My name's Shannon. I'm calling from the Future Well Fund.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Oh oh yes, hi, Hi, I.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Just wanted to say thank you for your recent donation.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh, no problem. One of my friends said it was
a really good way to help disadvantage teams. So I'm
glad to hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I love. I love that we're getting the word out
like that. And because of your generous donation, we were
even able to fund a brand new pilot program.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh really, that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yes, it's so exciting. We'll finally be able to provide
cosmetic enhancements for underprivileged teens in Beverly Hills.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm sorry what, I'm speechless too.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
We were able to fund three full scholarships for high
school seniors to get breast augmentations.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Hold on, you're talking about boob.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Job exactly, and what's better to help these young women
with self esteem than that?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Is this some type of joke, a joke for.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Helping underserve teens in Beverly Hills who only had a
range rover and no confidence. Oh my god, it's a
beautiful thing.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
You can help kids in much better ways than giving
them boobs, and they're not even fully grown.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You know what. We thought we could do more too.
I'm so glad you said that because we were even
able to give Starter botox kids for prom season.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Oh come on, we couldn't have.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Done it without you. You should feel so good about yourself.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
No, I don't feel good about this. I thought this
was about helping kids in poor communities, not kids with
range rovers who want new boobs for their seventeenth birthday.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Let's be fair. These ladies are struggling. One of them,
named Kylie, is finally able to feel like she can
go to usc without emotional baggage.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I'm sorry. Do you not hear yourself when you say this?
Do you not realize how bad it sounds?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
You don't sound happy for Kylie and her newfound full
sea calls.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I'm not happy for Kylie and her boobies.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I did not contribute money for that.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay. I can see that you're having some mixed emotions.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
They're not mixed.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
That's how I'm reading it, And I want to assure
you everything was done ethically. We let all the girls
vote on saline versus silicone at a pizza party.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I don't think you understand. I want my money to
go to real underprivileged teams.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Listen. We cannot help everyone reach their full cup potential.
It's just impossible.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
This is insane. I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well, I can just hear. I can hear listen. I
can hear the jealousy in your voice.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
You listen, I'm not jealous. I'm pissed off. I don't
want to contribute money to this. Talking that way, it's annoying.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
If you just sit with it for a day or two,
I really think you'll come around to the charity. I
mean now we call it the perk Up Project.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
The Perkup Project. Ew.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
We wanted to go with full Cup of Charity, but
it was already taken.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I've had enough of this phone call. I'm going to
complain to whomever I need to complain to, but I'm
done with this.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
If you have a problem, you should bring it up
with your friend Erica, because she's the one that worked
with us on this prank phone call.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh my god, do you finally under stand me? Oh my?
Oh so does that mean you could stop talking that
way now?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yes? Yes, this is actually broke from the radio show
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh and you just
got phone tapped.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Okay, good job. That was crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Just so you know that charity donation you made that
Erica suggested, Yes, that was real. It had nothing to
do with breast augmentations.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Okay, well that's good to know. That's really good.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
No, not helping flat teenagers in Beverly Hills yet, great,
the flat ones with range rovers. You know, it's sad
for them, isn't it. A week up every morning was
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