April 9, 2024 • 19 mins
The Pregame is here so Erin and Charissa are here to answer your questions! They give their thoughts on what jeans are in right now, preparing for Mack’s 1st birthday and the best approach to dating after going through divorce. They also answer an anonymous submission about Venmo requests after vacationing with your friends. Don’t be cheap!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
But he looks at me and he goes, You're not
really this tall, are you?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I was like, you're not really this short? Are you?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Calm down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It makes me nervous, but okay, welcome to the game.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You submit the questions, we gave you the answers.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
And we bought your handle in the process. We're still
calling them handles.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Anyways, Oh, you and I just had this conversation in Montana.
We were talking about different genes and I actually just
as you had.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I just went today to return a bunch of stuff
to the store that I had bought because I never
try anything on I hate trying to.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Know the whole concept that you returned it. Did you
get charged for it when you returned?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Exactly right?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
And you know what, it wasn't thirty days over the fact,
so I could actually return it.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
It's amazing many shop for yourself. How much money you saved.
So I went to the store and I returned all
this stuff before a whirlwind before I left on a
trip which we'll get to on the big show. And
then I exchange it for jeans but I am still
in the mark.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I got a new pair. Okay, we'll answer the question
and then we'll talk about it.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah, the question is because M three Prize is asking
the question wide leg jeans yay or nay.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's a great question.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I got an assortment and I went really wide on
one of them. But then I'm like, are these just
only in style for a little bit, because I'm all
about a comfy jean. But then I'm also not sure
if I'm wearing them like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yes, I'm all for the wide leg jeane, but I
don't know any style. I have no style. I just
try to follow the trends of what I see online.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I have no style.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
But my style is Daniella hat style, and she's actually great.
She I was in a rut. We discussed I'm okay
for all of you that didn't get the mama, I'm good,
a little little hormonal thing, and I was in a lot.
I just jeans were an issue, but she got a
lot of them.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
What did you get when we have wide leg?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
A lot of boyfriend situations where it is a wider leg.
It's not super huge, but some go a little high,
some go a little low.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I got a pair of Levi's.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
You'll love this. Here's a gym into the here's a jarret.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
We're walking the dog and the kid yesterday and I
must have been walking in front of him husband checking
out my ass and yeah, daddy, hey babe, Levi's huh
and I said, yeah, he goes.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
They're back in.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Well, according to Dan Yella, they are way I want
to say about it, distressed?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Are they like when I am, Oh, you're ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I'm really into redone redone like Redes Redes jeans, hence
the name, and.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
To have a pair of ag on right now.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I like them.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Okay, I'm a gold right now. But these are skinny,
so to be succinct. In answering your question, yes, I say,
I think all the jeanes are in, and I don't
want jeans to ever be at, like any style to
ever be out. They all come back around. Although I'm
missing some jeans. Do you ever have that happen where
you're like, where are these clothes? Like I know I
had them, I know I had like sure, do yeah,
(03:16):
where are these clothes? I lose a lot of things
or they get stolen you know, literally stolen. Excuse me, oh,
pardon me, I spurped your turn Jr's zuber.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Are you already planning for Max's first birthday? We're kind
of kicking around some ideas. We need Uncle Steve on
CT to be around thinking about some things. Yeah, we're
doing it on his I've got a lot of things
to talk about. We have a lot of dates in
that time too. You owe me a lot of you
haven't been around. You're at the Masters, You're at the ranch.
(03:49):
Apparently I can't get a hold of you. So I'm
going to place is coming I do.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I have found my place myself at places that are
difficult to get in touch with me.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Just facts over a request.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I do need some dates though, But what are we
planning for his birthday? Please don't do something crazy and
elaborate where then, Like you're spending as much as people
spend on their wedding. I heard someone spend thirty thousand
dollars and you know who this person is, I'll tell
you offline on their child's first birthday party.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, there are a friend, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, not like the people that have Like there's like
thumbing issues.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
No no, no, no, no, no, that's lucky to get like, no, no,
she's normal.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No okay, and not to Stafford. So everybody don't think
it is because.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's who I thought it was. I was like the Stafford.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
She is so normal. This is what we love about Kelly.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
She's like my kids are getting their ass on a
commercial flight and knowing, like, what is it like to
be normal? She's the best man. She would never no,
I know, but somebody else we know. Do not spend
that much money on your kid's birthday. Please, I know
it's your child. Do whatever you want, but.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
If the listeners have any ideas, I think it's more
for the adults because Mac has adult friends.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
He has a couple of little friends, but they're because
of our adult friends.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
We were thinking of Mac and cheese, cheese and wine,
Mac truck. Oh you know, I don't know. We're just thinking.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
We believe he's already gonna be one.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
We went to our first birthday yesterday with him, and
it was cute. It's a guy that plays on the
Kings that we've known forever. Their twins turned six. It
was very sweet, But I gotta tell you. And this
was really cute. And my husband thinks he's only talked
about on this podcast because he's good material.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But this is the material.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I like. He was so excited to bring Mac to
his first friend's birthday party. And like the six year
olds don't even know like Max, they are like they
don't care, like they're like anyways, but like he wanted
to dress him up, he wanted to bring him. These
are the gifts mac Pac or mac adults Mummy picked out.
But you know what I mean, Like he was so excited. Now,
the party was from two to four. Max slept from
(06:00):
one to three forty five, so we got there at
about three fifty five. Okay, that's crush. Yeah, all was
that his first birthday party? It was It was at
the park and when we did the swings and then
we went to a little Slice and pint afterwards, like
where you go and you have a big pizza and
(06:20):
yet like daddy has a beer, Mommy has a wine
and we just sit there and that's the door. Isn't
a big boy highchair at the restaurant?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Come on, Okay, I want to talk about this Ryan,
our wonderful producer who we allude to all the time.
He's also going to be involved in the Big Show
this week because we meet Ryan's perspective on some headlines.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
But Ry, we write this down.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I am I'm having some feelings about all the friends
with kids because there's some stuff going on. So I
will elaborate on the Big Show. You're pregnant fuck now,
But I am going to put it in the post. WHOA,
that sounds kid inappropriate. I'm post put it in.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Take it out. No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Okay, we'll talk about it on the Big Show. We're
taking it down the Big Kids, all right?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Anonymous?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Oooh, we love our anonymous forty one year old single
mom of three, divorced almost a year now. Go for
the fun hot guy not sure if it would lead anywhere,
or go for I can speak more serious guy who
is probably the nicest, kindest guy I've ever met.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Why can he be both? Yeah? See go for goth
you can have both? Yeah, go for the gusto.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah, sister, I don't think that you should ever resign
yourself to saying, oh, I have to pick one or
the other.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I mean, look, there's you know.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Cliches for a reason, like hot, bad, boy whatever. It's
probably not like a long term thing.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But there's a lot of hot, really good guys. We're married,
or you're married. I'm not married to him, but like
might as well be.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Like, there's good guys that are also very attractive and
good for you, Like I love that, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Obviously, I've talked at.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Nauseum about my divorces, but I don't I don't have children,
and so that's a different thing entering the dating world
with kids. And I remember my sister when she got
her divorce, Alyssa was only nine months old, and she
was really nervous about going out there and dating and
being like, and I have this child. So I think
that you should be proud that you're willing to put
(08:25):
yourself back out there and don't settle for one or
the other, which brings up another point.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
But I calary thing.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I was thinking she'd wait, I was thinking Anonymous would
go for both guys, Like date both.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Why do you have to just fun right, Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I'm saying, okay, yeah, yeah, we're saying the same thing,
like or I guess maybe we're saying the same thing
in a different way. Date all of them and then
they can be both, Like, why can't the fun hot
guy also be the nice good guy?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, I would just date as much as you can.
You deserved it. You obviously got divorced for a reason.
You had pay a price for being without it, idiot whatever,
So yeah, go party, go have fun, live your live
it up, you melf.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Christian Cavaliery. I don't have a problem with Tana boys.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
I just think it's so funny. This is the world
that we live in. I mean, we also have a
podcast and talk about anything we want, which is great,
but like, why does everyone care? Like why is it
such a big deal if you like if a man,
like there's the guy Kimora Lee Simmons's daughter is dating
someone that's three times older than her. Great, but it's
like right, and it's like, but it's more acceptable that, like,
(09:38):
younger women date older men. I just came from Palm
Beach and let me tell you the age.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Ratio there is.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yeah, I'm like, I in my next life, am coming
back as Susannah. Shout out to Susannah who I met
in Palm Beach. Who calfgan flowing Martini shriken, dripping in diamonds.
She was probably like mid six, and she was everything.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I don't know if you've been watching that show Palm Royal.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
No, you want me to? Yeah, I want you to.
I've only seen a couple of episodes. Kristen Wigg looks
incredible in it. Carol Brunette is in it. She's the
woman who doesn't say anything because she's supposed to be
the elderly woman that's like on her deathbed, but she's
still great. Alice Janny Anyways, there's It's I had never been.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
To Palm Beach before.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Awesome.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
That's another conversation for the big show.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yea, I love Palm Beach situation. Inc Yeah, that they
live is like my jeans everywhere. There is no such
thing as no white jeans after Labor Day.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Every day is a holiday in Palm Beach, and I've
got a burn to prove it.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I could.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I didn't even have time to put sunscreen on. I
was just in awe of everything that was happening. It's
an alternate universe. It's great, okay, Prime Irish. Worst pickup
line used on you, worst pickup line I can't ever remember.
I mean, I don't know if they're like pickup lines.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't know. I don't like go ahead.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I don't like anyone that's like super pushy, like be
cute about it, like don't like.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I don't know. I think. I mean, it's been a while,
but like, I don't know. I like guys that are forward.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I'm old school in the sense that I don't like
to be the person that makes the first move. We're
so assertive in our like profession and just like in
our personality like that, Like I I don't know, I
like feeling like I want someone to come and court me.
So if there's a pickup line, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
What's Ryan, Ryan said.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Aaron had the guy asking about her hair during the
football season when she was with Jillian. I went to
I went to uh Colorado to go sit down with
Dion and we walked out of the telling this guy
was like Aaron Andrews, and I said, yeah, and he goes,
your hair is so bouncy?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Was all right? My favorite?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I wouldn't be met at that.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
He wasn't even hitting on me.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
It was I went to the White House Correspondence dinner
back in the day when Yeah, it was a time.
I took my dad and I was seated next to
this Saturday Night Live table and it was a guy,
not a cast member, but a famous actor hot who
was at the table, and I was like, Dad, Oh
my god, we have to get a picture with him.
(12:32):
He was nice enough to take a picture, but I
was so bombed because I was taller than him.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'm mamoose, as we talked about, I'm.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Taller than everyone on Small Like I had to like
literally just wore sandals at some point because I was
just towering over all of these actors.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
But he looked at me and he goes, you know,
you're not really this tall, are you.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I was like, You're not really this short, are you?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Would you say that to like some model model?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Do you see Sidney Crawford anyways? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
No one hits on me, so you No, I don't
have any I don't have any pickup lines. But I
used to play that game dare to DM because it's hystericia.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It's a funny game.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
And for those of you not familiar with me and
my disastrous life, at one point, like I would just
someone would dare me to.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Do anything, and I would do it.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
And so we were the impetus of this was at
Sarah's fortieth birthday party actually in San Diego, and I
was single and we were talking about a bunch of
different guys and I was like, I'll DM them.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I don't care, like I had no shame and like
I was thrown.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
I mean I was basically like just throwing out haymakers
like they were half court shots, Like I was even
gonna hit them.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
There's good ones or can you not? Can you give
us a couple of good ones? Or will they give
up the guy?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
No, they won't give up the guy.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
I did one that was go Hawks, because that's what
Russell used to say all the time, and like the
Seahawks at the time were like crushing everything, and this
guy was from Seattle. So I said go Hawks and
you wrote back, Okay, But I use this one all
the time.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Sup.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Just sup, like like no explanation point, nothing, just sup.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
And it worked.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
It worked a lot more than it didn't work, Yeah,
because it was just so like it's kind of has
this like dismissive and like you're kind of like you
feel yourself, which, by the way, I had no business
dming any of these people, but I just really didn't
give a shit and it was such a fun thing
to see if someone would respond. Then there's been crickets
(14:34):
on about sixty seventy percent of them, but thirty percent
that hit were fun.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
But you're not much cooler than me to be like SUP.
Can you imagine if I started just walking around like
I got on Zoom this year with NFL It's like me,
Kevin Burkhardt, Tom Brady s up to the athlete like,
you're an asshole up.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Sup's kind of an asshole thing. But yeah, guy.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Jaren Hurts is about to be on SUP.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I mean, my jen Is is doming in right now?
Oh my god, gullible much? What's Jalen up too? Jalen Hurds?
What a cutie?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Um?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Okay, Last, but not least, Anonymous.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
We love you my parents.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Oh I forgot about the voice. I'm gonna start using
with anonymous. My parents let us borrow their beach house
to invite some friends over. When we left, my very
good friends began sending me Venmo requests for small dinners
like twenty seven dollars pizza, seventeen dollars grocery store run.
Is it rude for me to tell her? It was
a free trip, and my husband and I picked up
(15:37):
a large dinner of their so technically they owe us money.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I'm already lost. I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I have so many thoughts on this. God, this is
this is what I preach all the time. I Am
going to die broke because I would rather be broke
than to ever be called cheap. And you and I
are notorious for this. And this isn't because we're such
great people. It's just because for example, like going Montana,
going on different trips where oh who is it, Jalen,
(16:05):
hurry he's calling ys, do.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Not disturb enough? Go on Howie shush uh? Yes, going
on trips, Yes.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I would be There is a I will die before
I ever send someone a Venmo request for anything. And
I have been in situations before where I felt like I'm,
you know, being generous and like hosting someone or whatever, and.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
The and then they don't pick up.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
They don't even offer the next time we go out
to dinner to like pay or thing like. I keep
track of it to a point where like it's a
little bit like you and I are the same way.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Like I would freak out.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
If someone ever was like, oh my god, she never pays,
like I'll go out of my way and give the
credit card. Like I remember, even on with people that
have so much fucking money, how many times, like going
out to dinner with Larry David. Larry doesn't need me
to pick up his dinner, but you know why.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I'm gonna pick up dinner Kelly, Like just give your
card because like, just because you like make so much
money as a quarterback, we don't want you to think
you have to pay for us.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Like it's like we almost dislocate our arm.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Chris is like running to the bathroom for a fake
piece so she can put her credit card down every time.
So I'm like, bitch, don't that was our move because
it's like with them, we don't want them to think
we are you're bitch, Well, well.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
You know you pay ever, ever, And that's why I said,
like I don't have as much in my savings account
as I probably want because I'm busy, Like, but.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
I would be absolutely mortified that the fact that like,
and I feel for her on this because like I
would have a hard time being like, you just got
a free trip, but like a more request for twenty
seven dollars for pizza. These people are not like no,
I'm sorry. I don't know how you would handle that.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
What do you would you do?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Well? I just honestly, I think about our whole thing
with like like Yellowstone, you know, about getting the bill,
and finally you were like, listen, can you please give
me the bill?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
And I will give you the bill.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
By the way, I just you know, this morning, I
asked Steve, I go, did you text about this?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I just got it. Jared, don't head it.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I got it, but I'll send it to you explain
the story it's like it is, because then it ruins
your whole vacation.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
So the background here is Aaron is if.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Aaron and Jared are very generous and they always invite Montana,
but it is it's a club that they're a member of.
So you can't pay when the dinner comes. You can't
give them your credit card. It has to go on
a separate account, which is their account, because it's a club.
So I feel really uncomfortable every time when a drink,
you must.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Feel like you can't get a drink, yeah, because you're
on the water. No, no, Chris.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I drink right, and so you can anyways, have worked
it out where we can have like a separate account
and pay you for what we spend, because then everyone
gets it to enjoy it and you don't feel like
you're being taken advantage of which I know you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
But anyways, in this particular case, you know what I
would do.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
I would send back the venmo for the twenty seven dollars,
and I would write back in the little memo line,
hope you had a great time at my beach house,
because fuck off like the fact that like you're not
taking a step back, and you know what, look, maybe
someone needs the twenty seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Then don't go to the beach house.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Don't take advantage of like my generosity, and then come
back and ask me for money.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I don't like that grocery store run.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
You should offer to bring the groceries if you're staying
at somebody's house for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I'm sorry, but you should.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
If they're offering the house, you pay for the groceries. Yeah,
this is not hard. Who are your friends, We'll be
your friends. We'll fight over who will pay for the
bill exactly. We have a lot to talk about on
the Big Show. Obviously, Let's do it. Love you guys,
have a great week. See you Thursday. I Love You.
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But he looks at me and he goes, You're not
really this tall, are you?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I was like, you're not really this short? Are you?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Calm down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
All right.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It makes me nervous, but okay, welcome to the game.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You submit the questions, we gave you the answers.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
And we bought your handle in the process. We're still
calling them handles.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Anyways, Oh, you and I just had this conversation in Montana.
We were talking about different genes and I actually just
as you had.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I just went today to return a bunch of stuff
to the store that I had bought because I never
try anything on I hate trying to.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Know the whole concept that you returned it. Did you
get charged for it when you returned?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Exactly right?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
And you know what, it wasn't thirty days over the fact,
so I could actually return it.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
It's amazing many shop for yourself. How much money you saved.
So I went to the store and I returned all
this stuff before a whirlwind before I left on a
trip which we'll get to on the big show. And
then I exchange it for jeans but I am still
in the mark.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I got a new pair. Okay, we'll answer the question
and then we'll talk about it.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah, the question is because M three Prize is asking
the question wide leg jeans yay or nay.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's a great question.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I got an assortment and I went really wide on
one of them. But then I'm like, are these just
only in style for a little bit, because I'm all
about a comfy jean. But then I'm also not sure
if I'm wearing them like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yes, I'm all for the wide leg jeane, but I
don't know any style. I have no style. I just
try to follow the trends of what I see online.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I have no style.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
But my style is Daniella hat style, and she's actually great.
She I was in a rut. We discussed I'm okay
for all of you that didn't get the mama, I'm good,
a little little hormonal thing, and I was in a lot.
I just jeans were an issue, but she got a
lot of them.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
What did you get when we have wide leg?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
A lot of boyfriend situations where it is a wider leg.
It's not super huge, but some go a little high,
some go a little low.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I got a pair of Levi's.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
You'll love this. Here's a gym into the here's a jarret.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
We're walking the dog and the kid yesterday and I
must have been walking in front of him husband checking
out my ass and yeah, daddy, hey babe, Levi's huh
and I said, yeah, he goes.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
They're back in.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Well, according to Dan Yella, they are way I want
to say about it, distressed?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Are they like when I am, Oh, you're ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I'm really into redone redone like Redes Redes jeans, hence
the name, and.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
To have a pair of ag on right now.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I like them.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Okay, I'm a gold right now. But these are skinny,
so to be succinct. In answering your question, yes, I say,
I think all the jeanes are in, and I don't
want jeans to ever be at, like any style to
ever be out. They all come back around. Although I'm
missing some jeans. Do you ever have that happen where
you're like, where are these clothes? Like I know I
had them, I know I had like sure, do yeah,
(03:16):
where are these clothes? I lose a lot of things
or they get stolen you know, literally stolen. Excuse me, oh,
pardon me, I spurped your turn Jr's zuber.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Are you already planning for Max's first birthday? We're kind
of kicking around some ideas. We need Uncle Steve on
CT to be around thinking about some things. Yeah, we're
doing it on his I've got a lot of things
to talk about. We have a lot of dates in
that time too. You owe me a lot of you
haven't been around. You're at the Masters, You're at the ranch.
(03:49):
Apparently I can't get a hold of you. So I'm
going to place is coming I do.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I have found my place myself at places that are
difficult to get in touch with me.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Just facts over a request.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I do need some dates though, But what are we
planning for his birthday? Please don't do something crazy and
elaborate where then, Like you're spending as much as people
spend on their wedding. I heard someone spend thirty thousand
dollars and you know who this person is, I'll tell
you offline on their child's first birthday party.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, there are a friend, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, not like the people that have Like there's like
thumbing issues.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
No no, no, no, no, no, that's lucky to get like, no, no,
she's normal.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No okay, and not to Stafford. So everybody don't think
it is because.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's who I thought it was. I was like the Stafford.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
She is so normal. This is what we love about Kelly.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
She's like my kids are getting their ass on a
commercial flight and knowing, like, what is it like to
be normal? She's the best man. She would never no,
I know, but somebody else we know. Do not spend
that much money on your kid's birthday. Please, I know
it's your child. Do whatever you want, but.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
If the listeners have any ideas, I think it's more
for the adults because Mac has adult friends.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
He has a couple of little friends, but they're because
of our adult friends.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
We were thinking of Mac and cheese, cheese and wine,
Mac truck. Oh you know, I don't know. We're just thinking.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
We believe he's already gonna be one.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
We went to our first birthday yesterday with him, and
it was cute. It's a guy that plays on the
Kings that we've known forever. Their twins turned six. It
was very sweet, But I gotta tell you. And this
was really cute. And my husband thinks he's only talked
about on this podcast because he's good material.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But this is the material.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I like. He was so excited to bring Mac to
his first friend's birthday party. And like the six year
olds don't even know like Max, they are like they
don't care, like they're like anyways, but like he wanted
to dress him up, he wanted to bring him. These
are the gifts mac Pac or mac adults Mummy picked out.
But you know what I mean, Like he was so excited. Now,
the party was from two to four. Max slept from
(06:00):
one to three forty five, so we got there at
about three fifty five. Okay, that's crush. Yeah, all was
that his first birthday party? It was It was at
the park and when we did the swings and then
we went to a little Slice and pint afterwards, like
where you go and you have a big pizza and
(06:20):
yet like daddy has a beer, Mommy has a wine
and we just sit there and that's the door. Isn't
a big boy highchair at the restaurant?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Come on, Okay, I want to talk about this Ryan,
our wonderful producer who we allude to all the time.
He's also going to be involved in the Big Show
this week because we meet Ryan's perspective on some headlines.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
But Ry, we write this down.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I am I'm having some feelings about all the friends
with kids because there's some stuff going on. So I
will elaborate on the Big Show. You're pregnant fuck now,
But I am going to put it in the post. WHOA,
that sounds kid inappropriate. I'm post put it in.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Take it out. No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Okay, we'll talk about it on the Big Show. We're
taking it down the Big Kids, all right?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Anonymous?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Oooh, we love our anonymous forty one year old single
mom of three, divorced almost a year now. Go for
the fun hot guy not sure if it would lead anywhere,
or go for I can speak more serious guy who
is probably the nicest, kindest guy I've ever met.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Why can he be both? Yeah? See go for goth
you can have both? Yeah, go for the gusto.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah, sister, I don't think that you should ever resign
yourself to saying, oh, I have to pick one or
the other.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I mean, look, there's you know.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Cliches for a reason, like hot, bad, boy whatever. It's
probably not like a long term thing.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
But there's a lot of hot, really good guys. We're married,
or you're married. I'm not married to him, but like
might as well be.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Like, there's good guys that are also very attractive and
good for you, Like I love that, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Obviously, I've talked at.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Nauseum about my divorces, but I don't I don't have children,
and so that's a different thing entering the dating world
with kids. And I remember my sister when she got
her divorce, Alyssa was only nine months old, and she
was really nervous about going out there and dating and
being like, and I have this child. So I think
that you should be proud that you're willing to put
(08:25):
yourself back out there and don't settle for one or
the other, which brings up another point.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
But I calary thing.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I was thinking she'd wait, I was thinking Anonymous would
go for both guys, Like date both.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Why do you have to just fun right, Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I'm saying, okay, yeah, yeah, we're saying the same thing,
like or I guess maybe we're saying the same thing
in a different way. Date all of them and then
they can be both, Like, why can't the fun hot
guy also be the nice good guy?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, I would just date as much as you can.
You deserved it. You obviously got divorced for a reason.
You had pay a price for being without it, idiot whatever,
So yeah, go party, go have fun, live your live
it up, you melf.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Christian Cavaliery. I don't have a problem with Tana boys.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
I just think it's so funny. This is the world
that we live in. I mean, we also have a
podcast and talk about anything we want, which is great,
but like, why does everyone care? Like why is it
such a big deal if you like if a man,
like there's the guy Kimora Lee Simmons's daughter is dating
someone that's three times older than her. Great, but it's
like right, and it's like, but it's more acceptable that, like,
(09:38):
younger women date older men. I just came from Palm
Beach and let me tell you the age.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Ratio there is.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yeah, I'm like, I in my next life, am coming
back as Susannah. Shout out to Susannah who I met
in Palm Beach. Who calfgan flowing Martini shriken, dripping in diamonds.
She was probably like mid six, and she was everything.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I don't know if you've been watching that show Palm Royal.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
No, you want me to? Yeah, I want you to.
I've only seen a couple of episodes. Kristen Wigg looks
incredible in it. Carol Brunette is in it. She's the
woman who doesn't say anything because she's supposed to be
the elderly woman that's like on her deathbed, but she's
still great. Alice Janny Anyways, there's It's I had never been.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
To Palm Beach before.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Awesome.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
That's another conversation for the big show.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yea, I love Palm Beach situation. Inc Yeah, that they
live is like my jeans everywhere. There is no such
thing as no white jeans after Labor Day.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Every day is a holiday in Palm Beach, and I've
got a burn to prove it.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I could.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I didn't even have time to put sunscreen on. I
was just in awe of everything that was happening. It's
an alternate universe. It's great, okay, Prime Irish. Worst pickup
line used on you, worst pickup line I can't ever remember.
I mean, I don't know if they're like pickup lines.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I don't know. I don't like go ahead.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I don't like anyone that's like super pushy, like be
cute about it, like don't like.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I don't know. I think. I mean, it's been a while,
but like, I don't know. I like guys that are forward.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I'm old school in the sense that I don't like
to be the person that makes the first move. We're
so assertive in our like profession and just like in
our personality like that, Like I I don't know, I
like feeling like I want someone to come and court me.
So if there's a pickup line, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
What's Ryan, Ryan said.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Aaron had the guy asking about her hair during the
football season when she was with Jillian. I went to
I went to uh Colorado to go sit down with
Dion and we walked out of the telling this guy
was like Aaron Andrews, and I said, yeah, and he goes,
your hair is so bouncy?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Was all right? My favorite?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I wouldn't be met at that.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
He wasn't even hitting on me.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
It was I went to the White House Correspondence dinner
back in the day when Yeah, it was a time.
I took my dad and I was seated next to
this Saturday Night Live table and it was a guy,
not a cast member, but a famous actor hot who
was at the table, and I was like, Dad, Oh
my god, we have to get a picture with him.
(12:32):
He was nice enough to take a picture, but I
was so bombed because I was taller than him.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'm mamoose, as we talked about, I'm.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Taller than everyone on Small Like I had to like
literally just wore sandals at some point because I was
just towering over all of these actors.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
But he looked at me and he goes, you know,
you're not really this tall, are you.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I was like, You're not really this short, are you?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Would you say that to like some model model?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Do you see Sidney Crawford anyways? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
No one hits on me, so you No, I don't
have any I don't have any pickup lines. But I
used to play that game dare to DM because it's hystericia.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It's a funny game.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
And for those of you not familiar with me and
my disastrous life, at one point, like I would just
someone would dare me to.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Do anything, and I would do it.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
And so we were the impetus of this was at
Sarah's fortieth birthday party actually in San Diego, and I
was single and we were talking about a bunch of
different guys and I was like, I'll DM them.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I don't care, like I had no shame and like
I was thrown.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
I mean I was basically like just throwing out haymakers
like they were half court shots, Like I was even
gonna hit them.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
There's good ones or can you not? Can you give
us a couple of good ones? Or will they give
up the guy?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
No, they won't give up the guy.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
I did one that was go Hawks, because that's what
Russell used to say all the time, and like the
Seahawks at the time were like crushing everything, and this
guy was from Seattle. So I said go Hawks and
you wrote back, Okay, But I use this one all
the time.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Sup.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Just sup, like like no explanation point, nothing, just sup.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
And it worked.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
It worked a lot more than it didn't work, Yeah,
because it was just so like it's kind of has
this like dismissive and like you're kind of like you
feel yourself, which, by the way, I had no business
dming any of these people, but I just really didn't
give a shit and it was such a fun thing
to see if someone would respond. Then there's been crickets
(14:34):
on about sixty seventy percent of them, but thirty percent
that hit were fun.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
But you're not much cooler than me to be like SUP.
Can you imagine if I started just walking around like
I got on Zoom this year with NFL It's like me,
Kevin Burkhardt, Tom Brady s up to the athlete like,
you're an asshole up.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Sup's kind of an asshole thing. But yeah, guy.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Jaren Hurts is about to be on SUP.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I mean, my jen Is is doming in right now?
Oh my god, gullible much? What's Jalen up too? Jalen Hurds?
What a cutie?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Um?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Okay, Last, but not least, Anonymous.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
We love you my parents.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Oh I forgot about the voice. I'm gonna start using
with anonymous. My parents let us borrow their beach house
to invite some friends over. When we left, my very
good friends began sending me Venmo requests for small dinners
like twenty seven dollars pizza, seventeen dollars grocery store run.
Is it rude for me to tell her? It was
a free trip, and my husband and I picked up
(15:37):
a large dinner of their so technically they owe us money.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I'm already lost. I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I have so many thoughts on this. God, this is
this is what I preach all the time. I Am
going to die broke because I would rather be broke
than to ever be called cheap. And you and I
are notorious for this. And this isn't because we're such
great people. It's just because for example, like going Montana,
going on different trips where oh who is it, Jalen,
(16:05):
hurry he's calling ys, do.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Not disturb enough? Go on Howie shush uh? Yes, going
on trips, Yes.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I would be There is a I will die before
I ever send someone a Venmo request for anything. And
I have been in situations before where I felt like I'm,
you know, being generous and like hosting someone or whatever, and.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
The and then they don't pick up.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
They don't even offer the next time we go out
to dinner to like pay or thing like. I keep
track of it to a point where like it's a
little bit like you and I are the same way.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Like I would freak out.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
If someone ever was like, oh my god, she never pays,
like I'll go out of my way and give the
credit card. Like I remember, even on with people that
have so much fucking money, how many times, like going
out to dinner with Larry David. Larry doesn't need me
to pick up his dinner, but you know why.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I'm gonna pick up dinner Kelly, Like just give your
card because like, just because you like make so much
money as a quarterback, we don't want you to think
you have to pay for us.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Like it's like we almost dislocate our arm.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Chris is like running to the bathroom for a fake
piece so she can put her credit card down every time.
So I'm like, bitch, don't that was our move because
it's like with them, we don't want them to think
we are you're bitch, Well, well.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
You know you pay ever, ever, And that's why I said,
like I don't have as much in my savings account
as I probably want because I'm busy, Like, but.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
I would be absolutely mortified that the fact that like,
and I feel for her on this because like I
would have a hard time being like, you just got
a free trip, but like a more request for twenty
seven dollars for pizza. These people are not like no,
I'm sorry. I don't know how you would handle that.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
What do you would you do?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Well? I just honestly, I think about our whole thing
with like like Yellowstone, you know, about getting the bill,
and finally you were like, listen, can you please give
me the bill?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
And I will give you the bill.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
By the way, I just you know, this morning, I
asked Steve, I go, did you text about this?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I just got it. Jared, don't head it.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I got it, but I'll send it to you explain
the story it's like it is, because then it ruins
your whole vacation.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
So the background here is Aaron is if.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Aaron and Jared are very generous and they always invite Montana,
but it is it's a club that they're a member of.
So you can't pay when the dinner comes. You can't
give them your credit card. It has to go on
a separate account, which is their account, because it's a club.
So I feel really uncomfortable every time when a drink,
you must.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Feel like you can't get a drink, yeah, because you're
on the water. No, no, Chris.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I drink right, and so you can anyways, have worked
it out where we can have like a separate account
and pay you for what we spend, because then everyone
gets it to enjoy it and you don't feel like
you're being taken advantage of which I know you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
But anyways, in this particular case, you know what I
would do.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
I would send back the venmo for the twenty seven dollars,
and I would write back in the little memo line,
hope you had a great time at my beach house,
because fuck off like the fact that like you're not
taking a step back, and you know what, look, maybe
someone needs the twenty seven dollars.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Then don't go to the beach house.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Don't take advantage of like my generosity, and then come
back and ask me for money.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I don't like that grocery store run.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
You should offer to bring the groceries if you're staying
at somebody's house for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I'm sorry, but you should.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
If they're offering the house, you pay for the groceries. Yeah,
this is not hard. Who are your friends, We'll be
your friends. We'll fight over who will pay for the
bill exactly. We have a lot to talk about on
the Big Show. Obviously, Let's do it. Love you guys,
have a great week. See you Thursday. I Love You.
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