PATREON PREVIEW: "Slicing Jamon" w/ John Early & Theda Hammel

Who's that knocking at the door?! It's John Early and Theda Hammel! The Tinseltown rockstars stop by to discuss gooning, facial architecture, Jesse Tyler Ferguson's sweatshirt size, and yes, their new film. To hear the whole thing: http://patreon.com/cbcthepod

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, club kids. We had John Early and Sta Hammel
on the VIP lounge today. Here's a little clip of
John talking about a certain celebrity. If you want to
know who, you're gonna have to subscribe.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
But she my last day of shooting, she was like
offered to give me a ride home, and and then
she like was like come over, and she took me
over to her place and we smoked dank trees, literally
one of them. It's like the most fun I've ever
had in my life. And she was making me laugh

(00:37):
so hard. She was doing she was like talking about
all of her relationships and she was like doing like
she was like I was sitting down outside her pool,
like on a beach chair, and she was standing up
and just like talking through her like her whole life,
basically doing impressions and cracking me up. And then she
got she shaved Ibericho ham off of the thing and
put it on blazed and put it on the work

(01:00):
like che cher own or whatever. Is that what the
cheacher is? The skin? Yeah, She's like this is the
She had like closet full the classic kind of like
rich person thing. She had entire closet of this Mexican
gas station treat She was like, you can only get
these in Mexico and it was like a whole door
with like with pre like little page bag. Yes, and

(01:22):
was putting the ham like incredibly.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Like that she has this high low treat exactly highlow treaty.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
And she has her like sword that she's cutting the thin. Yeah,
there's like a like a kind of wire like it
be like, oh my god, where are these chips from?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
She was announcing it was like these out of my
face and it's like her like tits around. She's in
a wrap dress and she's so sexy and glowing right now.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
She's truly was so sexy.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
She's the only but she's the kind of woman that
would make you more by being so attractive, like in
that way, like you'd still get even more gay the
more attractive you are, because beautiful nerves and.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, and it's like who you say when your closet
is yeah, who do you think? That's it for the preview.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
If you want to hear the whole episode, Patreon dot com,
slash CBC the Pod. If you subscribe, you not only
get the VIP Lounge every Friday, but an ad free
maynap every Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
You know you want to