January 4, 2024 • 40 mins
We’re back with Season 2, Episode 28 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys are joined by comedian, Michael Blackson to discuss his start in comedy, making a movie, and the upcoming release of his own TV show, 'The Michael Blackson show.' Blackson tells stories of meeting Ice Cube, getting pulled over with Kevin Hart on their way to NYC, and his love for Philadelphia sports such as Joel Embiid and the 76ers, and Jalen Hurts and the Eagles.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The volume.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We back another episode of Club five twenty podcasts. I'm
the host. My name is DJ Wells. Special guests.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
To my left, we're gonna introduce my man's last To
my far left, we got my dog be here out
the breleies, my nigga be here. How you are today, man?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Cool? And now let's get to it.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Last time you had a ZIP to put you on
this episode, ship well left. IM gonna need you to
act like you got some sense in from the company. Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Don't speak of that too much.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
But to my right, steal my dog young, not your
young team man, fresh off of flight. What's up man,
I'm a little terrible man. I'm so hyped man, one
of my favorite people on the building. Man, I told
you how many times I used to watch a movie
every single day, So I got some questions to ask
you that. But I might have to be here back
whenniggas had DVD players and only had two DVDs.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That's a fact.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Okay, we might have I can't remember if we had cable.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
That what I'm saying, that's how he is. The t
fail requests we hold him down. You'll be giving them
no love like you're supposed to. You had capable. We
all lost man to fuck it.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
But to my left, we got a special guest man
blessed to start the year off of this guy.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Man, if you haven't seen him, then you absolutely suck.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
One of the funniest people on earth, humanitarian, comedia philanthropist
of dog Michael Blacks. Appreciate you. Pull it up the
five twenty. What's some motherfuckers?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Man? I'm great, man, glad to be here. And we're
not gonna fix the ceiling. Man, it's a dropped ceiling.
What's going on here? Dropped it and we just moved
moved in, Okay, but now I'm glad to be here. Man.
Appreciate you guys. Not only that, y'all got a great show.
Y'all supporting my nonprofit. Appreciate the support for sure. Absolutely
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shouts that out again. So people, you know what I'm saying,
motherfucker out. My nigga has helped me out. Put them
kids in school. Now I get teachers to teach them. Right,
the kids are teaching themselves, so now I got teachers.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Thanks for the check. Mother suckers like e we.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Take everything, but you're talking about saying, event the place
like your boy Mike Man.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I know Mike is fixing the block.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Shout out to I'm in Indianapolis right now because y'all
don't know where Indy. Yeah, uh from here. I'm gonna
hang out my man Apps. You know, Mike fixed his
whole neighborhood up. I think he only fixed his house
and left everybody else shit fucked up. We're gonna find
out when.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
We get there. Took all the PvP off force up exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Nigga got a three min our house on a two
thousand dollars block. How that block is crazy? I just
know the area, but he's gonna have to refix everything. Yeah, yeah,
for sure, I won't check it out, but obviously in town.
You know what I'm saying, doing a little business as well.
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I gotta start off with the frog question. What is
your most memorable or worst show You've ever had? A
most memorable and worst worse? Let me think about the
worst show ever. It had been like nineties, dang late nineties.
I remember it was doing the Dennis Rod meant era, right,
and I remember I was doing the shows. It was
(03:02):
actually the first time I started roasting motherfuckers So I
was performing on stage in Philly, Germantown area of Philadelphia, Philly,
what's up, motherfuckers, I mean Philly, performing this place called
Morgan's and my mum being on stage. I remember seeing
this girl in the front. She had like the blonde hair,
and Dennis Rodman had blonde hair back then, and I
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called a Denise Rodman and the bitch got mad and
poor a drink at me. And I know I didn't
know how to react to this. I said, Okay, thank you,
good night. I can't perform when that's probably one of
my most memorable worst show, but it's all good.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Best show though.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Let me see us my stand up show, right comedy show, right.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Man, so many of them.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
My favorite, oh my favorite had a band, the Martin
Lawns Tour. We just did. We did Vegas. Oh my goodness.
I couldn't just I couldn't anything. I said, the mugs crazy.
So I remember that show very well. It was so good,
you know. I just I left early because I mean,
if I stay any longer, they're not going to be
laugh for the next comedian. So I'm like, they just
cutting nice and short and Martin Ars tour in Vegas
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like two years ago.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That damn, that's not said.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I didn't even think about that, like you being in
the situation where you're like, let me.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Let me you know what I mean, that's going that well?
So is that like a bad feeling though, like because
you know, you know it's a good feeling.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
But you know, at the end of the days it's
a team work because it's I wasn't the one closing
the show, was closing the show out, and I'll probably
give Hi another ten minutes, but I had another guy
that going had going after me.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I said, let me save something for him.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's a tough checking would be any more money, but
I don't need to do too much. That's funny because
you ain't safe your backup no minutes exactly. No, I
don't want nobody else to play up to me shoot
all the ball, so I want you to be her
a long time.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But also, man, shout out to you know what I'm saying,
TV show BT plus going on.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
How hard was that to?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You know what I'm saying, get your own first show man?
That was you know what that had to do? More
like networking? You know, usually you went on your agents
to like make things happen. But you know, I just
in the years, I built a name for myself and
I decided to use my own name to just try
to get things done. I actually ran into Tyler Perry
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the first time I ran into Tyler Perry. Actually, I
did a cameo in the movie he was doing with
Tiffany Haddich. It's called Nobody's Food, And I know I
was booked to do like a little cameo in the movie.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It was a scene in a movie where.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Tiffany just got out of jail and I went up
there to pick up somebody else from the jail, and
then she ended up getting me some pussy in the car.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's gonna it was a wild scene, right. He was
a real uber.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, delivered dick, That's what I was. It's a while
so there's a scene, and you know I was, and
I pretty much ad lipped the whole movie, you know,
And I was on set for like freaking ten minutes done,
you know what I mean. And then it's so funny.
We're just talking about how you should leave some laughter
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for the ordin be got my mother that night I
was it was in Atlanta. Asked you we did. We
did the Martin tour again. It was in Atlanta. This
time it was a guy that was going on after me.
I'm not gonna mention no names. And he wasn't one
going on after me, you know. Uh, he was new
to the tour. This was his first date. But this
guy's a beast. It's a comedian. We know him. Every
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comedian know that he's a comedian's comic. And by that night.
I hit him hard that night, and I remember I
had to leave because originally I put they wanted me
to close the show out, but because I had to
go and film this movie with Tyler because Taler was
on set waiting on me. So he waiting on me,
and I'm like, okay, I went up there, hit him hard.
Boom boom, boom boom, got in the car. I'm being
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driven to the Tyler Perry studio. And then ten minutes
later we got a call like, Mike and mother, when
I went after you, is getting booed right now?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I mean, he caught it.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
This mothering probably can help performing Atlanta at it was bad,
you know, but yeah, that's when I went up there
and did my thing. And I was the first time
I ran into Tyler. Then went fast forward to like
twenty maybe nineteen. I went to this jay Z event
and at the hard Rock in Florida. He was doing
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like his year elite nonprofit event where they raised money
for college or something he does. Everybody was there from Beyonce,
Meek and jay Z. Tyler was there, and I ran
into Tyler again. I'm like, hey, I just went up
to on myself. You know, I'm like, hey, I got
a show idea. He said, okay, good, take my number
and then I text him.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
The next day. He connected me with his people at
the Tyler Perry studio and I went and met with him.
He said, you know, set up a point to meet
with them.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And prior to that, I've been trying to get my agents.
Like you know, I always wanted to do a show
where I play a teacher. As a kid growing up
in America, Nigga roasted me every day in school. I
got lit h Philly. In fact, before Philly was Jersey,
Jersey wasn't even worse. I was in Jersey for like
three years before I moved to Philly, and and even
(08:13):
Dan it was like some foreign teachers. The kids always
claimed them teachers. They had some Jamaican teachers or even
the African teachers. Them niggas caught it hard. I mean
the kids, and I'm like, I gotta save these niggas, right,
So I always wanted to do a show where I
like these fucking kids. I'd be a teacher and I
got a revenge for every foreign teacher they ever thought
a badass fucking school right, all them hood scoose all
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you mother.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Fuck I hope you're watching punk.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
He's a prodigal. He went to waan on me. We
would have got all your ass too. Went away you
that showed that weekends. Coo, nigga, I don't get now.
I wesh it the purpose. I wished the niggas a
ro so I couldn't like their ass.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Something story.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'm gonna finishing you in the sect'll be bad. Keep
the same energy when I come back. So what I said, Yeah,
so I always wanted. I mean I have, like for
the past seven years. I always I even shot a
little pilot one time on a teacher show where you know,
I get the class and I'm dressed crazy and the
kids lighting me up, and then I just took turn.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Let all them kids up, and kids you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Back fuck them kids, shout Anthony Edwards, send the video.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
We'll get back to that.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Nigga's a whole lot of niggas won't get back.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
To you to the video. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
So I met with his team and then we talked
about the show, you know, and and then then the
pandemic happened. We don't I don't hear ship back, so
why you know? And I never wait on nobody, you
know what I mean. So I just went to try
to get another show idea. I met another team, we
put some other ship to get the picture, this other
(10:01):
show to BT. He's just like, yes, you know, came
on board, read to make it happen. And right before
I signed the papers, Tyler Studio called me up like, hey, man,
the show we talked about, read to make it happen.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I'm like, fuck, So now I have to decide what
I want to go with.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
But I'm choosing, you know, Tyler's studio, because Tyler got
the billion dollars. You know, you got everything going on,
you know what I mean, you can't go wrong. And
we went up there and made it happen. Man, the show.
If you ain't seen the show, yes, It's called The
Michael Blackson Show on BT Plus. It's something I always
wanted to do. Get a chance to roast students back.
For every foreign teacher in the world that all this
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ever frontaer ever came to America that got roasted. This
show is for you money, all the French motherfuckers, African
Jamaican teachers, all your foreign teachers that these fucking kids disuspected.
I did this show for all you want to for.
O to your old meeting doing miss Jones hype right now.
A foreign teacher, Yeah, trying to worry files to be cool.
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But she's from.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Poor Lady tea. Poor lady is a terror. Shout out
to her. She gave me a.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Hat to retake her class. When I was a senior,
it was a freshman class.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I was fishing.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Damn you love bit Jones too. Yeah, you're singing the
ninth grade class. You didn't go there like the yellow buses.
That's worse, ain't Now let's take it back to how
you Lincoln with Q for the Friday Ice cute my nigga? Yes, man,
(11:45):
let me see, that's a crazy story to man. So
the last job I had last my clocked into a
job was an airline job. A lot of comedians had
that job because they got to fly for free, you
know what I'm saying, So you get to, like, you know,
in your days off, go wherever you want. So last
job I had in Philly, I had worked for the
airline and then on my day off, I fly to
(12:07):
La just go hit the stage. And it's one particular
time I went on stage. It happened to be the
same night the Ice Qube came out to watch Mike
for the first time.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
And then I happened to be performing that night.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And then when I was done and he came to
see Mike EPs A playing to do Next Friday.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I didn't know they was doing our Next Friday project.
I just remember performing, and I remember like the next day,
you know, the guy that was hosting the show, this
guy Torri hit me up like, hey, some people here
asking about you know you auditioned it for Next Friday.
I'm like, what the fuck is that? I didn't realize
was the sequel to Friday. And I got the script
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and I you know, looked at it and I had
to go back home, of course, and then come back
like a week later, to audition, and the week before
the audition was when everything goes wrong, you know, before
the audition. In fact, a week before the audition, something
crazy happened. Right was this is Philly, This is like
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nineteen ninety nine. January of nineteen ninety nine, Me, comedian
named Buck and Philly, another guy named Terray and a
comedian named Kevin Hart. Right, four of us driving to
New York to do a show. Right before we got
in a car to do the show, we all met
at a location and then we all decided to get
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in the wrong fucking car. You know what I mean,
my car. I didn't want to put miles on my shit.
I'm like, no, nigga, I just got my car and
I put Miths on there. Fuck you mother, fuck us.
Cavshit was some piece of shit. Wasn't getting hit car?
Terray had no fucking car. Buck had the nicest car.
His car is like a maybe a nineteen ninety five
Nissan Maximum, low miles looking good.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Good guys.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
You know, we're like, yeah, we won't get in this car.
But we also forgot that Buck is the most illegal
person in the group. This nigga, everything about him is
not real. I don't think his mother is his real mother,
A right nigga. Long story short this We later found
out this nigga had a license plate on his car
that belonged to another car so Philly. Back in the day,
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when you get a lot of tickets on your car,
you just report the play stolen and then you get
a new plate. That way you do on toyo car.
So the play he had was a plate that somebody
else reported stolen in the past, So that plat is
on the car.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
We on the.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Turnpike, maybe thirty minutes from New York, were in Jersey
around Nork, New Jersey, the same place I was. I
spent my first three years state trooper behind us, and
mind you, I should have known something was wrong because
before we started driving, Buck was like, I'm not feeling well, Mike,
you drive, I'm like, oh, you know, I'm like good, yeah,
I drop you a nice car, and not thinking this
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nigga got me driving because the papers ain't right. Were
driving state trooper behind us, I'm like nervous. I'm like
I never had no state trooper behind me before, you know,
I don't know what to do. I'm freaking twenty one
years old. If that so, I'm like, oh, ship, okay,
it's what we're gonna do. So he said, Mike Man,
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just just like Mike, just drop straight, don't put no attention,
just drive and the next thing the light is on
and then they're like pull over, you know. And then
we pulled over. They pulled our guns on us, had
guns on all of us, like, get out the car
because the ready license plate, the right license plates came
up Stolling property.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
So the thing the cars stolen anything is a license plate.
They like, get out the car, drive our hands up,
walk backwards. I'm like, I don't even know the nigga.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I just got hit. Nigga, you know, I'm I'm like walking.
It's like Mike, you don't get shot, Mike, I'm make
a long shit. That got us all on the ground handcuffs,
you know. And then they're like while we're on the floor, right,
I'm right here the nigga with the car on the
bitch ass nigga that got us in trouble. He next
(15:52):
to me like your mic man, if they ask you anything,
telling them my name is azis white.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I'm like, who the fuck is the white? Said?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Who caused it? I said, Buck Buck who Buck Wow?
This nigga right here, this car right.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I know somebody before tell you a story, Get on,
I said, Buck Wow.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
The niggas, so we have Cavin laughing, everybody cracking the
fuck up. This nigga got like fake counterfeit money in
his pocket. There's a whole lot of shit going on
this niggas. So they're like, okay, well what's going on?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Who car?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Where y'all going to. I'm like, We're going to New
York to do a show. I'm a comedian, sir. My
hair shots are in the trunk right, So they're still
laughed about that ship. To Today's Mike, your headshot might
give a fun about your head shots from the rest.
My head shots are in the trunk off your marketing,
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you know. So they're looking ship up. Buck got counterfeit money,
you know, he took that ship through the way.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Cop.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Then cop, you realized, oh Cops, dumb ass cop, like, yo,
I think you threw your money by asking to get
a ship back to the nigga. Right his nigga like, motherfucker,
I'm trying to get rid of this ship. So he
put it back in his pocket, cuffed us up all
the gout us all four of us in the same cell,
you know, while they figured everything out. And then while
we're in the selle, this nigga still got this money
and hum here in the bathroom chewing money, trying to.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Get rid of the evidence.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Right, his mother alled green through my your guys, I
knowed how to help me eat this money, I said, nigga,
fucking anybody hungry, motherfucking somebody, sure you know, God damn money,
you know, and shit and change, Fuck you motherfucker. So eventually,
you know, the figure everything out, and uh, we was
in there for like four or five hours. We all
went home, kept the car, of course, and then we
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got home. But then we had a court date. And
the day of the court date was the same day
I had to be an l for my audition. So
me and calv the only ones that like rented a car,
drove to Newark, New Jersey, went to court. You know,
they threw the ship out and then I flew we
draw back and then I was in writing the time
I got the thirty minutes to catch a flight to
make my audition. You know, when God flew took that
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little five and have our flight went up there hype
the ship and killed the audition and then next you know,
got the movie.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Okay, tell them your favorite part of the movie.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
So when you when he asked you, have you been
chewing on the CD and shit, you start laughing, Oh yeah,
because it wasn't me and app like you know, prior
to that. I mean, we known each other for like
this is like ninety nine. We known each other six
years already, so we used to add libbing.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
You know what I'm saying. We lived.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Let me tell every every line we said was our
own line. The only thing I was in that script
that we said that I said was I can't get
jiggy with the ship. That's the only thing to write
us rope. Everything else was me and my just going
at I watched that movie so many times I noticed
you laughing. I'm like this, nigga.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
It was shocking to me, like it just came out
of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
So I kind of like try top and I tried
to change series at the same time, go back into
like acting mode.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I was crying, but people at some point notice that.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
But I mean, Doug, I mean when I watched it
when it was finished, and I went and watched the
finished cut because they had like a session where all
the actors get to watch what we did. I was like,
I didn't even like what to pick. That's how much
much better ship that we did.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Damn much better.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Much funnier ship. I'm like, what, why did you choose
this part? And you know that's because I'm guarantee you
ice Cube was not in the editing room. I was
not in the editing room. When they shoot a movie
and they senter to the editor, the editor is not
even then. When they're shooting the movie. His goal is
to get the best angles and the best this and that.
Fuck the jokes. There's just more angles than that. And
I think that's what the editor was looking at instead
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of looking at jokes. What the niggas really care about volume, Well,
he'd be just going for angles.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah joke.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Prior life you heared angles, Yeah angles, get the jokes?
All right, But obviously we know you know what I'm saying.
That is a Hood classic?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
All right? What's your your favorite Hood classic? Go through?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Probably don't be a minus man, don't be.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Who I mean, I gotta give it to Friday. I mean,
I like comedy, don't give my menage?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Was I mean men. It was very very intense, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
But my fans when they see me, their favorite of
all thing was Repo y Repo Classic. It's my favorite
low budget for low budget can that was platinum to
B Man, people asking, that's why you put it on
two B Man.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
That big black girl in that movie hilarious. But you
know Lesslie and about in Live, Yeah, shout out to us.
She was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
And they think that I casted that whole movie. The
only more person I didn't cast was Cat because I
think he hit him up and then pay him for
his old saying in one day. I remember that damn yeah, yeah, yeah,
because I cast that. I know where everybody got paid
in that that ship watching watch because I had to.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Tell him what it was gonna get paid, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I was like, Okay, I'm like, let's get this person,
Let's get that person, let's get this. I casted the
whole ship, you know what I mean. I went't called
because we talking about Leslie. You know, when I hit
her up, I said, hey, Leslie, I needed I need
in this movie, and then she read a scrap. She's like,
I'm supposed to be a ugly girl. I'm like, you know,
(21:43):
you're ugly. Come get this check, Come get this ugly check.
She mad at me to today.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
She had a legendary part of that man shout out
a big leg is some neighborhood classic. Next Friday, Next Friday. Yeah,
I watched it a four thousand times, damn for real.
Now that's the only movie we had on the funniest movie,
and I just.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Ran it over and over. I can name that whole
I could say the whole movie for real, Next Friday.
But I think I think Friday After Next came too fast?
I think so, do you think I'm it was like,
first of all, Friday was nineteen ninety five, Next Friday
was two thousand five years later, and a year later,
Friday after the Next game out He's on that bag.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, I think captain too fast. That's probably why it didn't.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
It don't get as much because nobody talked about Friday
After Next being the favorite. It was funny, though. It's
one of the best Christmas movie ever. Though, one of
the best Christmas, the best hood Christmas movie at least
for sure, that's number one. Yeah, that's definitely Ricky Smiley
being that skinny ass Santa Claus, one of the funniest
on earth.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah, now speaking about though, have girl ever put a
baby on your man?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
My goodness, it's probably the first time I talked about
this before. I know, I talked about to my ade man.
I've had I've had one big scare.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
You know, my youngest kids are about to be seventeen
in March, you know what I mean. So Mike is
very ain't out there reckless, you know. But I did
have a scared four years ago, maybe five years ago.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
It was a chick I was.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I was, I met, you know, I just became single,
you know, and then I was kicking it with her
and this girl I remember, hush.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
The funny thing about it, I was so dumb because
she told me she was a dancer, and I wasn't
thinking because nobody, no real stripper gonna take your strip,
you know, they let you kind of like find out
later on you. But she told me she was dancer,
while my dumb man s thought this mother was a
ballet dancer. Oh, you know, like uh for Chris background, Yeah,
that's that I wasn't thinking about, like Pat the coochie,
(24:05):
oh and all that other stuff, right, night shift. Yeah,
I thought you before midnight. For a second, anything of
the midnight is not good. Anybody working after midnight, it's
no good. So herself she was.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Shout to the graveyard.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Somebody got to do go ahead.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
So it was so remem my dad, uh, and we
bet on I g if I'm not mistaken, and then
I think I just you know, we decided to meet
up in atlant Everything that happens in Atlanta Atlanta, and
that's why I met her.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
And she looked cool. You know, did you check your neck?
Me check your neck?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
For she had a whole baby, nigga. So one thing
about she was she was this girl was dance. She
was very hard working girl. She was dancing, going to
school and then had a whole daughter. So she was
very responsible, you know. And I think her the baby
dad was in jail. So the last thing this girl
needed want it is calling me, not let me. Let's
(25:17):
talk to on the phone. Yeah, mikey, Mike, Mike, what's
up about the sucker? I'm here with your people is man,
I'm at the part now, I'm not there. I'm at
the podcast. I'll be done it like fifteen minutes. I'm
not there yet I see soon. Okay, yeah, got that's
(25:40):
not too much with me that one o'clock. That's why
hitting me up. So what was I talking about? The
girl telling about Edwards? Right, okay? Yeah, so she had
like I said, she had a she was going to
college dancing at night, and the whole had a whole
daughter and the baby that he was in jail. The
last thing this girl ever wanted was another kid. She missed,
he stressed completely. A baby was the last thing I
(26:02):
was on money. Right, So this is like maybe a
year later off me, you know, seeing her or whatever.
She she was supposed to wear and got bb app
tummy talk. Who was gonna got tummy talk? She had
a little gut, so she went to get a tummy talk.
(26:23):
And when she wanted to go get a tummy talk,
first you got to take our test whatever. And she said,
so she can't get it done. She can't get a
tummy tuk down. I said why, she said, He said
she's pregnant. I'm like, oh, snap, okay, I said, you've
seen somebody else, she said. She said, uh, yes, but
(26:47):
you're the only one to you know, I do unprotected
with she said, right, And I said Okay, no problem.
And then you know she's like, I don't worry. I
don't want to have no kid anyway, you know. So
you know, she me back like a week she says,
you know, she said she went to the clinic and
she just ain't it looked at dirty. She didn't like
the way it looked. So you know, she decides she's
(27:07):
changed her mind. I said, okay, you know, and me,
I always looked at kids as blessing always, you know,
And at that particular time, around that time, my oldest son.
I have an oldest son who's like twenty five. You know,
he lived with me when he was he moved to
(27:28):
Cali with me like tenth to eleven, twelfth grade, and
when he got out of when he was during high school,
he Mike, he just never listened much at all, hung
out the wrong crowd. Mike, he's smoking, We end up spoken,
some kid too, fucked himself up mentally, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
And he will never be the same, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Because of that, I'm like, know what, And then she
always she knew she was it was a boy.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I'm like, you know, maybe that's God just giving me
a new Mikey, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
So I didn't. It didn't bother me yet. I didn't
kids to me.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
If somebody came and said she's ten kids, I'm like,
come on, mothersucker, let's go.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
That's how I am. But I love kids, so I'm
like that.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
At the same time, I knew she was only keeping
a kid because she thought it was mine. And because
you already are stressed. You never even you know, you're
too busy for a baby. You doing it now because
you're looking at the bag, right, But it's okay. I
it didn't bother me, so then you know, I guess
that's like seven eight months pregnant. And she's like, she
(28:29):
could actually take a Porternity test to make me feel comfortable.
Why you sede feel pregnant? I'm like that don't sound
that sound too new school to me. Let's do the
right way. Yeah, let's let when the little nigga come out,
let's go, you know, swipe this guy's mouth or whatever
plug is. But whatever we gotta do to find out
the nigga's minds are not you know, you gotta be
a better practicing now.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Whatever they gotta do, right, So and then.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
So we had appointment for him to go down there,
like and now a week before my apportment, she hit
me up and like, you don't have to come. I
guess she made the other person took a test. Oh man,
it was it was their damn. So I'm like, okay,
I thought what happened, you know, But it was the
biggest relief of my life because I'm like, I knew
she was She wasn't doing it because she wanted. She
(29:21):
was doing it because she was trying to life eighteen
years back. So I was like, thank you Jesus Christ
saving me.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
That's probably that's that's about that, you know, that's about
the biggest you know, baby scared ever And talking about Edwards, right, you.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Ain't push you ain't push a hundred k through nah
nah ain't it.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
But you know with him, if he's able to get
over with a hundred K, he should be happy. But
if that we know that girl ain't no dummy. She
ain't taking one hundred cares gets you. She get one
hundred K a month for eighteen years, so why would
you do that. She ain't gonna do that. She ain't
gonna do that, So be ready to gonna be a daddy.
But that's that guy, not he's gonna be your daddy.
(30:03):
But I'm about to be an uncle too. I'm about
to be I'm tired of girl listening. I beat then
uncle the baby. You know I will I take it
to your opportunity meetings, okay, because everybody gets you moving in.
We're family now, we're family. In fact, you know what
I mean, Edward. You're not treating us right. That's why
when I first saw it, I thought it was a hunt.
(30:23):
I thought it was a million dollars. It's a one
hundred grand. I'm like, nigga, please a man dollars. Maybe
she might even though that's that's just one year of
support for her. A man dollars. Yeah, what you got
three hundred million? It ain't that nyrous night Germany. Okay, okay,
it ain't a night rais in US dollars. Okay, it
ain't no pestos. But anyway, you just became my daddy
(30:48):
of an Instagram baby, my brother and braise the baby,
and just hope he becomes something because you're pending one
hundred grand a month. That nigga that be a president.
You come as a cand I'll be very upset. You
pay that kind of money for a kid and nigga
like a crack I'm not nigga. I'm taking you to court.
(31:08):
This nigga costs me one hundred grand a month and
now he'll crackhead all.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
My ship back.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Facts, bro, stay, Oh yeah, some of your kids.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You know we've been bullshit for too long. We're gonna
get this right. Well, I wouldn't you know, I'll be
I'll be hurt. I played one hundred grand.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, come in a crackhead, that's crat in the corner. Yeah. Sure,
but we know, we know.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
You're a Philly man. You know what I'm saying. You
unfortunately are Eagles fan. You know what I'm saying. What's
going Yeah, you know you know what it is. We
already talked about this, Misten man. When you go from
the super Bowl, it's hard to go back. So every
obsequence is against you. Ain't don't know where you at.
A lot of teams, besides the Chiefs and the Patriots,
a lot of time after the Super Bowl, they just
(31:56):
usually collapsed. Nothing happens, you know, nothing much happens after that.
So I'm not giving up on the Eagles yet. You know,
they Logeler hurtslander out here. Huh, Lodengler hurts slander out here. Yeah,
don't you know what he's no, no, no to think
about jailing Hurst.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I mean he got two hundred something million.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
He earned that from, like, you know, the three years
he got the team to the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
You know, even look at the pretty dude niggas making like.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
You're making what them guys make a game, You make
it one hundred thousand dollars for a year, and look
what he's doing to the team. So you know, when
their back comes, they're paying you for what you already did.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
So they're paying jailing In, paying for what he already did.
You know.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
So he just got that money. Prior to that, he
was making what a million dollars two three million a year. Yeah,
he was a round pick, but he just he just
got to just see, you know, he'll get it together
because what got him what he was is not making mistakes.
And the last three games he made a lot of
mistakes and hopefully, you know, it could wake him up,
you know, but it's supports at the end of the day,
who cares man?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Everybody to give au you give him for up?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
What's your favorite feel your favorite Philly is my everything
Philly from seventy six or sixers, Eagles, Flyers, Phillies and
we all got well, I mean we're all having a
very tough years. I mean the Phillies almost go through
the World Series. I mean then they went last year
they lost. The soccer team went to the finals, loss
Eagles in the finals, loss Sixers. We can't even go
(33:20):
past the second round? What's up with m B man?
We know, you know like that, but what's up with
the playoffs?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Man? Like y'all?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah, they just he finds with the choke man that
second round. The first round is no problem. In the
second round, they just find a way to choke.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
You know.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I think God got been out of there and now
it was the excuse now you know, and we'll see
what happens. They got James out of there too, now
no more excuses. Yeah, I mean, you know, James, James Hardener.
She's had to find the perfect place for him, hopefully.
I mean I think they won like seven out of
eight games, right. I'm a James Harden. I'm a fan
(33:56):
of him, you know, like I and I like to
see a guy like that win somehow so you know,
it's unfortunate, but hopefully he found the home.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, I hope you win in l A too. I
won't rustle to get the NBA championship me too. That's
that's why I want to win a championship. Yeah, yeah, definitely,
nobody deserve it more. And I'm still still mad about
that whole separation from Oklahoma City man off of one game.
I mean, they had that ship in the back, three up,
three games to one, and then they lose a game
(34:27):
to the Golden State all of a sudden, Now you
go join them, niggas. That's crazy because we might not
even talk about a Golden State dynasty.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
If that happens.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Because I think the winner that Serious Winter Championship. I
think that Okay See team was probably be.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Is stuck in there.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
You know, but it's free agency, mother, so off of
you all kinds of money, you're gonna got to get
the bag at the end of it.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
There's a business man. You ain't trying to live in
Oklahoma City either, but not. I mean it was cool
when it was there. It was I mean, I think respect.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I think our team you could make anybody could make
a city pop Seriously, you put Lebron in Cleveland, Cleveland
is popping.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Now Lebron's gone, Cleveland is now like Oklahoma. You know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
You put anybody anywhere and they would make that city pop. Okay,
So he was popping when them guys were there, that's
the fact.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
So I mean even like I mean, think by back
in the day, Reggie Miller, he had the city popping
with basketball.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Turn now you guys are kind of getting back. Tell
him again, Tell him again, Jim Miller era.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Man, that was that was an era. Man, guy, you
had some good games. Are you a readie fan? I'm
I'm a basketball fan. You know, I remember Reggie. I'm
talking about we just like, oh the god nineties. I
remember actually when they came played the six US one night,
and I remember that night. I was just starting comedy
and they went to this place, this one club that
(35:49):
they came to, and manw BA was playing the long
time ago. I'm hanging out them dudes like back, It's like,
how old are you?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Listen? Man?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Forgures on our age, we don't know our age. I
wasn't when I was born. I was born in a backyard.
Nobody wrote ship damn nobody know. I asked my mom
the other and said, Mom, how old a my ceo
between nineteen and one hundreds? Pick a age? The fuck
up my face. When you was born, you saw a doctor.
(36:21):
When I was born, I saw a goat. I said, nah,
he said, and man, So yeah, man, I'm gonna be.
I'm gonna live forever. Don't worry about my age. When
the fuck out, I'm gonna see every generation ninety years
when I be looking just like that.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
You can be all old and krusty. Motherfucker. You're a
brgrap frame my own people who ain't we ain't got nothing.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
That's buddy yourself. That's my that's my soccer age. Know,
Africa got a soccer age. Them niggas cam maybe thirty
years of my nineteen nigga. Now we got some people
to come here, Hooper said, high school. When they come
about the country, Man, they could do whatever.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Do this.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I hain't thirty, and then bones start hurting. Okay, maybe
I'm not nineteen. Matter of fact, he knows, so he
prefer to like six eight, and you won't maker. Yeah,
it could be twenty four hours when I was on songboard,
who else al dupo.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
What's holiday? No? Not?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Ho is that it? Milwaukee? Oh, y'all are youngest is
thirty nine years old. Buck niggas my twenty eight. His
brothers nigga twenty His brother's fifty five years I went
to a high school night, JERARDM nigga.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
How old does it be? It means by ninety seven.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
That's a sports age twenty eight after the power motherfucker
security one. I'm sinitching all Africans man for all of
your niggas. Yeah, and be you at ninety seven. I
know your grandfather mother. He hold it down for y'all.
Though now he's trying. Hey we we time. We are
like twenty and eight, you know we s MAXI playing
(38:04):
great too? Sorry's Maxican having a got to pay now? Yeah,
they got right to give him that money. They had
a little two on the mill very soon. But that's
a fact. That's crazy that that's right now. And I
don't think do you think this Piston is gonna win
another game? I hope they don't. Why because you hate them?
Hunh it's just funny to see that.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
You see them. They ruined our championship. Yeah, so fucked
him from back in the day. Yeah when I have
sure enough did we was gonna win the chick.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yeah, we got y'all did go one year y'all st
the Lakers, right, Yeah, we couldn't be shocking Coby.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, but I saw you about before shock Arrow. You
had a chance.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Now we had when Steven Jackson that world piece all
them was it that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
I was fighting, yeah, yeah, it was a baby I was.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I was in high school more that. Yeah, everybody was fighting,
but but the coaches. It was a rumble. Regident fight
that Regie fighting. Reggie built like a cracke. You go
up there breaking half. You just stop that. He don't
hurt him, stop beating him like that. That's verylf Man.
(39:18):
Before we get up out of here, Mike Man chang
people what you got going on? Promoter show BT plus,
Michael blackshon that's right, and Michael Blackson show BT plus.
Uh So what we shot, we shot like pilots. So
when you come to doing a TV shoot pilot pilot
is a show you shoot, you air it. If people
like it, then they shoot more. So we shot four
episode pilots or watch it. If y'all like it, then
(39:40):
we'll shoot more. So it's up to your fans going
to watch the show and you know, posting and talking
about it. Hey, this show's funny, and I'm very hard
on myself. So if if if I say the show
is good and it's being a comment, I'm telling the
show you're gonna love it. I think it was one
of my best work and and a lot of fun
add most of the whole ship. You know what I'm saying,
So watch your show besides that, you know, I mean,
(40:04):
like I said, shout out to these guys for supporting
my nonprofit.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
You know, you know my goal.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Education always been my thing because in America, school is free.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
You know, Africa, it ain't free.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
They have some government schools, but even with those you
still have to pay for certain things and a lot
of kids can't afford uniform, they can't afford little books
and none of that. So I went back home and
built a free school in the village for the kids,
and I want to keep doing more. So support my
nonprofit is that Michael Blackson Foundation dot org For those
who went to a public school. I spelled it for
you in my C H A L B L A
(40:36):
C K s O N dot org. So go and
type on help do some shit. Thank you for the suckers, Yes,
sir tap In appreciate you pulling up good Sorry starting
a new year off Right Club five twenty.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Thank you,
The volume.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We back another episode of Club five twenty podcasts. I'm
the host. My name is DJ Wells. Special guests.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
To my left, we're gonna introduce my man's last To
my far left, we got my dog be here out
the breleies, my nigga be here. How you are today, man?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Cool? And now let's get to it.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Last time you had a ZIP to put you on
this episode, ship well left. IM gonna need you to
act like you got some sense in from the company. Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Don't speak of that too much.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
But to my right, steal my dog young, not your
young team man, fresh off of flight. What's up man,
I'm a little terrible man. I'm so hyped man, one
of my favorite people on the building. Man, I told
you how many times I used to watch a movie
every single day, So I got some questions to ask
you that. But I might have to be here back
whenniggas had DVD players and only had two DVDs.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That's a fact.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Okay, we might have I can't remember if we had cable.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
That what I'm saying, that's how he is. The t
fail requests we hold him down. You'll be giving them
no love like you're supposed to. You had capable. We
all lost man to fuck it.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
But to my left, we got a special guest man
blessed to start the year off of this guy.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Man, if you haven't seen him, then you absolutely suck.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
One of the funniest people on earth, humanitarian, comedia philanthropist
of dog Michael Blacks. Appreciate you. Pull it up the
five twenty. What's some motherfuckers?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Man? I'm great, man, glad to be here. And we're
not gonna fix the ceiling. Man, it's a dropped ceiling.
What's going on here? Dropped it and we just moved
moved in, Okay, but now I'm glad to be here. Man.
Appreciate you guys. Not only that, y'all got a great show.
Y'all supporting my nonprofit. Appreciate the support for sure. Absolutely
(01:41):
shouts that out again. So people, you know what I'm saying,
motherfucker out. My nigga has helped me out. Put them
kids in school. Now I get teachers to teach them. Right,
the kids are teaching themselves, so now I got teachers.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Thanks for the check. Mother suckers like e we.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Take everything, but you're talking about saying, event the place
like your boy Mike Man.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I know Mike is fixing the block.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Shout out to I'm in Indianapolis right now because y'all
don't know where Indy. Yeah, uh from here. I'm gonna
hang out my man Apps. You know, Mike fixed his
whole neighborhood up. I think he only fixed his house
and left everybody else shit fucked up. We're gonna find
out when.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
We get there. Took all the PvP off force up exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Nigga got a three min our house on a two
thousand dollars block. How that block is crazy? I just
know the area, but he's gonna have to refix everything. Yeah, yeah,
for sure, I won't check it out, but obviously in town.
You know what I'm saying, doing a little business as well.
(02:41):
I gotta start off with the frog question. What is
your most memorable or worst show You've ever had? A
most memorable and worst worse? Let me think about the
worst show ever. It had been like nineties, dang late nineties.
I remember it was doing the Dennis Rod meant era, right,
and I remember I was doing the shows. It was
(03:02):
actually the first time I started roasting motherfuckers So I
was performing on stage in Philly, Germantown area of Philadelphia, Philly,
what's up, motherfuckers, I mean Philly, performing this place called
Morgan's and my mum being on stage. I remember seeing
this girl in the front. She had like the blonde hair,
and Dennis Rodman had blonde hair back then, and I
(03:24):
called a Denise Rodman and the bitch got mad and
poor a drink at me. And I know I didn't
know how to react to this. I said, Okay, thank you,
good night. I can't perform when that's probably one of
my most memorable worst show, but it's all good.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Best show though.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Let me see us my stand up show, right comedy show, right.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Man, so many of them.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
My favorite, oh my favorite had a band, the Martin
Lawns Tour. We just did. We did Vegas. Oh my goodness.
I couldn't just I couldn't anything. I said, the mugs crazy.
So I remember that show very well. It was so good,
you know. I just I left early because I mean,
if I stay any longer, they're not going to be
laugh for the next comedian. So I'm like, they just
cutting nice and short and Martin Ars tour in Vegas
(04:13):
like two years ago.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That damn, that's not said.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I didn't even think about that, like you being in
the situation where you're like, let me.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Let me you know what I mean, that's going that well?
So is that like a bad feeling though, like because
you know, you know it's a good feeling.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
But you know, at the end of the days it's
a team work because it's I wasn't the one closing
the show, was closing the show out, and I'll probably
give Hi another ten minutes, but I had another guy
that going had going after me.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I said, let me save something for him.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's a tough checking would be any more money, but
I don't need to do too much. That's funny because
you ain't safe your backup no minutes exactly. No, I
don't want nobody else to play up to me shoot
all the ball, so I want you to be her
a long time.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But also, man, shout out to you know what I'm saying,
TV show BT plus going on.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
How hard was that to?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You know what I'm saying, get your own first show man?
That was you know what that had to do? More
like networking? You know, usually you went on your agents
to like make things happen. But you know, I just
in the years, I built a name for myself and
I decided to use my own name to just try
to get things done. I actually ran into Tyler Perry
(05:27):
the first time I ran into Tyler Perry. Actually, I
did a cameo in the movie he was doing with
Tiffany Haddich. It's called Nobody's Food, And I know I
was booked to do like a little cameo in the movie.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It was a scene in a movie where.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Tiffany just got out of jail and I went up
there to pick up somebody else from the jail, and
then she ended up getting me some pussy in the car.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's gonna it was a wild scene, right. He was
a real uber.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, delivered dick, That's what I was. It's a while
so there's a scene, and you know I was, and
I pretty much ad lipped the whole movie, you know,
And I was on set for like freaking ten minutes done,
you know what I mean. And then it's so funny.
We're just talking about how you should leave some laughter
(06:15):
for the ordin be got my mother that night I
was it was in Atlanta. Asked you we did. We
did the Martin tour again. It was in Atlanta. This
time it was a guy that was going on after me.
I'm not gonna mention no names. And he wasn't one
going on after me, you know. Uh, he was new
to the tour. This was his first date. But this
guy's a beast. It's a comedian. We know him. Every
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comedian know that he's a comedian's comic. And by that night.
I hit him hard that night, and I remember I
had to leave because originally I put they wanted me
to close the show out, but because I had to
go and film this movie with Tyler because Taler was
on set waiting on me. So he waiting on me,
and I'm like, okay, I went up there, hit him hard.
Boom boom, boom boom, got in the car. I'm being
(06:55):
driven to the Tyler Perry studio. And then ten minutes
later we got a call like, Mike and mother, when
I went after you, is getting booed right now?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I mean, he caught it.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
This mothering probably can help performing Atlanta at it was bad,
you know, but yeah, that's when I went up there
and did my thing. And I was the first time
I ran into Tyler. Then went fast forward to like
twenty maybe nineteen. I went to this jay Z event
and at the hard Rock in Florida. He was doing
(07:25):
like his year elite nonprofit event where they raised money
for college or something he does. Everybody was there from Beyonce,
Meek and jay Z. Tyler was there, and I ran
into Tyler again. I'm like, hey, I just went up
to on myself. You know, I'm like, hey, I got
a show idea. He said, okay, good, take my number
and then I text him.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
The next day. He connected me with his people at
the Tyler Perry studio and I went and met with him.
He said, you know, set up a point to meet
with them.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And prior to that, I've been trying to get my agents.
Like you know, I always wanted to do a show
where I play a teacher. As a kid growing up
in America, Nigga roasted me every day in school. I
got lit h Philly. In fact, before Philly was Jersey,
Jersey wasn't even worse. I was in Jersey for like
three years before I moved to Philly, and and even
(08:13):
Dan it was like some foreign teachers. The kids always
claimed them teachers. They had some Jamaican teachers or even
the African teachers. Them niggas caught it hard. I mean
the kids, and I'm like, I gotta save these niggas, right,
So I always wanted to do a show where I
like these fucking kids. I'd be a teacher and I
got a revenge for every foreign teacher they ever thought
a badass fucking school right, all them hood scoose all
(08:35):
you mother.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Fuck I hope you're watching punk.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
He's a prodigal. He went to waan on me. We
would have got all your ass too. Went away you
that showed that weekends. Coo, nigga, I don't get now.
I wesh it the purpose. I wished the niggas a
ro so I couldn't like their ass.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Something story.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'm gonna finishing you in the sect'll be bad. Keep
the same energy when I come back. So what I said, Yeah,
so I always wanted. I mean I have, like for
the past seven years. I always I even shot a
little pilot one time on a teacher show where you know,
I get the class and I'm dressed crazy and the
kids lighting me up, and then I just took turn.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Let all them kids up, and kids you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Back fuck them kids, shout Anthony Edwards, send the video.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
We'll get back to that.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Nigga's a whole lot of niggas won't get back.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
To you to the video. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
So I met with his team and then we talked
about the show, you know, and and then then the
pandemic happened. We don't I don't hear ship back, so
why you know? And I never wait on nobody, you
know what I mean. So I just went to try
to get another show idea. I met another team, we
put some other ship to get the picture, this other
(10:01):
show to BT. He's just like, yes, you know, came
on board, read to make it happen. And right before
I signed the papers, Tyler Studio called me up like, hey, man,
the show we talked about, read to make it happen.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I'm like, fuck, So now I have to decide what
I want to go with.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
But I'm choosing, you know, Tyler's studio, because Tyler got
the billion dollars. You know, you got everything going on,
you know what I mean, you can't go wrong. And
we went up there and made it happen. Man, the show.
If you ain't seen the show, yes, It's called The
Michael Blackson Show on BT Plus. It's something I always
wanted to do. Get a chance to roast students back.
For every foreign teacher in the world that all this
(10:39):
ever frontaer ever came to America that got roasted. This
show is for you money, all the French motherfuckers, African
Jamaican teachers, all your foreign teachers that these fucking kids disuspected.
I did this show for all you want to for.
O to your old meeting doing miss Jones hype right now.
A foreign teacher, Yeah, trying to worry files to be cool.
(11:02):
But she's from.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Poor Lady tea. Poor lady is a terror. Shout out
to her. She gave me a.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Hat to retake her class. When I was a senior,
it was a freshman class.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I was fishing.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Damn you love bit Jones too. Yeah, you're singing the
ninth grade class. You didn't go there like the yellow buses.
That's worse, ain't Now let's take it back to how
you Lincoln with Q for the Friday Ice cute my nigga? Yes, man,
(11:45):
let me see, that's a crazy story to man. So
the last job I had last my clocked into a
job was an airline job. A lot of comedians had
that job because they got to fly for free, you
know what I'm saying, So you get to, like, you know,
in your days off, go wherever you want. So last
job I had in Philly, I had worked for the
airline and then on my day off, I fly to
(12:07):
La just go hit the stage. And it's one particular
time I went on stage. It happened to be the
same night the Ice Qube came out to watch Mike
for the first time.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
And then I happened to be performing that night.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And then when I was done and he came to
see Mike EPs A playing to do Next Friday.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I didn't know they was doing our Next Friday project.
I just remember performing, and I remember like the next day,
you know, the guy that was hosting the show, this
guy Torri hit me up like, hey, some people here
asking about you know you auditioned it for Next Friday.
I'm like, what the fuck is that? I didn't realize
was the sequel to Friday. And I got the script
(12:45):
and I you know, looked at it and I had
to go back home, of course, and then come back
like a week later, to audition, and the week before
the audition was when everything goes wrong, you know, before
the audition. In fact, a week before the audition, something
crazy happened. Right was this is Philly, This is like
(13:05):
nineteen ninety nine. January of nineteen ninety nine, Me, comedian
named Buck and Philly, another guy named Terray and a
comedian named Kevin Hart. Right, four of us driving to
New York to do a show. Right before we got
in a car to do the show, we all met
at a location and then we all decided to get
(13:26):
in the wrong fucking car. You know what I mean,
my car. I didn't want to put miles on my shit.
I'm like, no, nigga, I just got my car and
I put Miths on there. Fuck you mother, fuck us.
Cavshit was some piece of shit. Wasn't getting hit car?
Terray had no fucking car. Buck had the nicest car.
His car is like a maybe a nineteen ninety five
Nissan Maximum, low miles looking good.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Good guys.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
You know, we're like, yeah, we won't get in this car.
But we also forgot that Buck is the most illegal
person in the group. This nigga, everything about him is
not real. I don't think his mother is his real mother,
A right nigga. Long story short this We later found
out this nigga had a license plate on his car
that belonged to another car so Philly. Back in the day,
(14:12):
when you get a lot of tickets on your car,
you just report the play stolen and then you get
a new plate. That way you do on toyo car.
So the play he had was a plate that somebody
else reported stolen in the past, So that plat is
on the car.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
We on the.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Turnpike, maybe thirty minutes from New York, were in Jersey
around Nork, New Jersey, the same place I was. I
spent my first three years state trooper behind us, and
mind you, I should have known something was wrong because
before we started driving, Buck was like, I'm not feeling well, Mike,
you drive, I'm like, oh, you know, I'm like good, yeah,
I drop you a nice car, and not thinking this
(14:45):
nigga got me driving because the papers ain't right. Were
driving state trooper behind us, I'm like nervous. I'm like
I never had no state trooper behind me before, you know,
I don't know what to do. I'm freaking twenty one
years old. If that so, I'm like, oh, ship, okay,
it's what we're gonna do. So he said, Mike Man,
(15:06):
just just like Mike, just drop straight, don't put no attention,
just drive and the next thing the light is on
and then they're like pull over, you know. And then
we pulled over. They pulled our guns on us, had
guns on all of us, like, get out the car
because the ready license plate, the right license plates came
up Stolling property.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
So the thing the cars stolen anything is a license plate.
They like, get out the car, drive our hands up,
walk backwards. I'm like, I don't even know the nigga.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I just got hit. Nigga, you know, I'm I'm like walking.
It's like Mike, you don't get shot, Mike, I'm make
a long shit. That got us all on the ground handcuffs,
you know. And then they're like while we're on the floor, right,
I'm right here the nigga with the car on the
bitch ass nigga that got us in trouble. He next
(15:52):
to me like your mic man, if they ask you anything,
telling them my name is azis white.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I'm like, who the fuck is the white? Said?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Who caused it? I said, Buck Buck who Buck Wow?
This nigga right here, this car right.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I know somebody before tell you a story, Get on,
I said, Buck Wow.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
The niggas, so we have Cavin laughing, everybody cracking the
fuck up. This nigga got like fake counterfeit money in
his pocket. There's a whole lot of shit going on
this niggas. So they're like, okay, well what's going on?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Who car?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Where y'all going to. I'm like, We're going to New
York to do a show. I'm a comedian, sir. My
hair shots are in the trunk right, So they're still
laughed about that ship. To Today's Mike, your headshot might
give a fun about your head shots from the rest.
My head shots are in the trunk off your marketing,
(16:54):
you know. So they're looking ship up. Buck got counterfeit money,
you know, he took that ship through the way.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Cop.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Then cop, you realized, oh Cops, dumb ass cop, like, yo,
I think you threw your money by asking to get
a ship back to the nigga. Right his nigga like, motherfucker,
I'm trying to get rid of this ship. So he
put it back in his pocket, cuffed us up all
the gout us all four of us in the same cell,
you know, while they figured everything out. And then while
we're in the selle, this nigga still got this money
and hum here in the bathroom chewing money, trying to.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Get rid of the evidence.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Right, his mother alled green through my your guys, I
knowed how to help me eat this money, I said, nigga,
fucking anybody hungry, motherfucking somebody, sure you know, God damn money,
you know, and shit and change, Fuck you motherfucker. So eventually,
you know, the figure everything out, and uh, we was
in there for like four or five hours. We all
went home, kept the car, of course, and then we
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got home. But then we had a court date. And
the day of the court date was the same day
I had to be an l for my audition. So
me and calv the only ones that like rented a car,
drove to Newark, New Jersey, went to court. You know,
they threw the ship out and then I flew we
draw back and then I was in writing the time
I got the thirty minutes to catch a flight to
make my audition. You know, when God flew took that
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little five and have our flight went up there hype
the ship and killed the audition and then next you know,
got the movie.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Okay, tell them your favorite part of the movie.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
So when you when he asked you, have you been
chewing on the CD and shit, you start laughing, Oh yeah,
because it wasn't me and app like you know, prior
to that. I mean, we known each other for like
this is like ninety nine. We known each other six
years already, so we used to add libbing.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
You know what I'm saying. We lived.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Let me tell every every line we said was our
own line. The only thing I was in that script
that we said that I said was I can't get
jiggy with the ship. That's the only thing to write
us rope. Everything else was me and my just going
at I watched that movie so many times I noticed
you laughing. I'm like this, nigga.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
It was shocking to me, like it just came out
of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
So I kind of like try top and I tried
to change series at the same time, go back into
like acting mode.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I was crying, but people at some point notice that.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
But I mean, Doug, I mean when I watched it
when it was finished, and I went and watched the
finished cut because they had like a session where all
the actors get to watch what we did. I was like,
I didn't even like what to pick. That's how much
much better ship that we did.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Damn much better.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Much funnier ship. I'm like, what, why did you choose
this part? And you know that's because I'm guarantee you
ice Cube was not in the editing room. I was
not in the editing room. When they shoot a movie
and they senter to the editor, the editor is not
even then. When they're shooting the movie. His goal is
to get the best angles and the best this and that.
Fuck the jokes. There's just more angles than that. And
I think that's what the editor was looking at instead
(19:44):
of looking at jokes. What the niggas really care about volume, Well,
he'd be just going for angles.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah joke.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Prior life you heared angles, Yeah angles, get the jokes?
All right, But obviously we know you know what I'm saying.
That is a Hood classic?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
All right? What's your your favorite Hood classic? Go through?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Probably don't be a minus man, don't be.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Who I mean, I gotta give it to Friday. I mean,
I like comedy, don't give my menage?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Was I mean men. It was very very intense, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
But my fans when they see me, their favorite of
all thing was Repo y Repo Classic. It's my favorite
low budget for low budget can that was platinum to
B Man, people asking, that's why you put it on
two B Man.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
That big black girl in that movie hilarious. But you
know Lesslie and about in Live, Yeah, shout out to us.
She was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
And they think that I casted that whole movie. The
only more person I didn't cast was Cat because I
think he hit him up and then pay him for
his old saying in one day. I remember that damn yeah, yeah, yeah,
because I cast that. I know where everybody got paid
in that that ship watching watch because I had to.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Tell him what it was gonna get paid, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I was like, Okay, I'm like, let's get this person,
Let's get that person, let's get this. I casted the
whole ship, you know what I mean. I went't called
because we talking about Leslie. You know, when I hit
her up, I said, hey, Leslie, I needed I need
in this movie, and then she read a scrap. She's like,
I'm supposed to be a ugly girl. I'm like, you know,
(21:43):
you're ugly. Come get this check, Come get this ugly check.
She mad at me to today.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
She had a legendary part of that man shout out
a big leg is some neighborhood classic. Next Friday, Next Friday. Yeah,
I watched it a four thousand times, damn for real.
Now that's the only movie we had on the funniest movie,
and I just.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Ran it over and over. I can name that whole
I could say the whole movie for real, Next Friday.
But I think I think Friday After Next came too fast?
I think so, do you think I'm it was like,
first of all, Friday was nineteen ninety five, Next Friday
was two thousand five years later, and a year later,
Friday after the Next game out He's on that bag.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, I think captain too fast. That's probably why it didn't.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
It don't get as much because nobody talked about Friday
After Next being the favorite. It was funny, though. It's
one of the best Christmas movie ever. Though, one of
the best Christmas, the best hood Christmas movie at least
for sure, that's number one. Yeah, that's definitely Ricky Smiley
being that skinny ass Santa Claus, one of the funniest
on earth.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah, now speaking about though, have girl ever put a
baby on your man?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
My goodness, it's probably the first time I talked about
this before. I know, I talked about to my ade man.
I've had I've had one big scare.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
You know, my youngest kids are about to be seventeen
in March, you know what I mean. So Mike is
very ain't out there reckless, you know. But I did
have a scared four years ago, maybe five years ago.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
It was a chick I was.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I was, I met, you know, I just became single,
you know, and then I was kicking it with her
and this girl I remember, hush.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
The funny thing about it, I was so dumb because
she told me she was a dancer, and I wasn't
thinking because nobody, no real stripper gonna take your strip,
you know, they let you kind of like find out
later on you. But she told me she was dancer,
while my dumb man s thought this mother was a
ballet dancer. Oh, you know, like uh for Chris background, Yeah,
that's that I wasn't thinking about, like Pat the coochie,
(24:05):
oh and all that other stuff, right, night shift. Yeah,
I thought you before midnight. For a second, anything of
the midnight is not good. Anybody working after midnight, it's
no good. So herself she was.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Shout to the graveyard.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Somebody got to do go ahead.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
So it was so remem my dad, uh, and we
bet on I g if I'm not mistaken, and then
I think I just you know, we decided to meet
up in atlant Everything that happens in Atlanta Atlanta, and
that's why I met her.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
And she looked cool. You know, did you check your neck?
Me check your neck?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
For she had a whole baby, nigga. So one thing
about she was she was this girl was dance. She
was very hard working girl. She was dancing, going to
school and then had a whole daughter. So she was
very responsible, you know. And I think her the baby
dad was in jail. So the last thing this girl
needed want it is calling me, not let me. Let's
(25:17):
talk to on the phone. Yeah, mikey, Mike, Mike, what's
up about the sucker? I'm here with your people is man,
I'm at the part now, I'm not there. I'm at
the podcast. I'll be done it like fifteen minutes. I'm
not there yet I see soon. Okay, yeah, got that's
(25:40):
not too much with me that one o'clock. That's why
hitting me up. So what was I talking about? The
girl telling about Edwards? Right, okay? Yeah, so she had
like I said, she had a she was going to
college dancing at night, and the whole had a whole
daughter and the baby that he was in jail. The
last thing this girl ever wanted was another kid. She missed,
he stressed completely. A baby was the last thing I
(26:02):
was on money. Right, So this is like maybe a
year later off me, you know, seeing her or whatever.
She she was supposed to wear and got bb app
tummy talk. Who was gonna got tummy talk? She had
a little gut, so she went to get a tummy talk.
(26:23):
And when she wanted to go get a tummy talk,
first you got to take our test whatever. And she said,
so she can't get it done. She can't get a
tummy tuk down. I said why, she said, He said
she's pregnant. I'm like, oh, snap, okay, I said, you've
seen somebody else, she said. She said, uh, yes, but
(26:47):
you're the only one to you know, I do unprotected
with she said, right, And I said Okay, no problem.
And then you know she's like, I don't worry. I
don't want to have no kid anyway, you know. So
you know, she me back like a week she says,
you know, she said she went to the clinic and
she just ain't it looked at dirty. She didn't like
the way it looked. So you know, she decides she's
(27:07):
changed her mind. I said, okay, you know, and me,
I always looked at kids as blessing always, you know,
And at that particular time, around that time, my oldest son.
I have an oldest son who's like twenty five. You know,
he lived with me when he was he moved to
(27:28):
Cali with me like tenth to eleven, twelfth grade, and
when he got out of when he was during high school,
he Mike, he just never listened much at all, hung
out the wrong crowd. Mike, he's smoking, We end up spoken,
some kid too, fucked himself up mentally, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
And he will never be the same, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Because of that, I'm like, know what, And then she
always she knew she was it was a boy.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I'm like, you know, maybe that's God just giving me
a new Mikey, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
So I didn't. It didn't bother me yet. I didn't
kids to me.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
If somebody came and said she's ten kids, I'm like,
come on, mothersucker, let's go.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
That's how I am. But I love kids, so I'm
like that.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
At the same time, I knew she was only keeping
a kid because she thought it was mine. And because
you already are stressed. You never even you know, you're
too busy for a baby. You doing it now because
you're looking at the bag, right, But it's okay. I
it didn't bother me, so then you know, I guess
that's like seven eight months pregnant. And she's like, she
(28:29):
could actually take a Porternity test to make me feel comfortable.
Why you sede feel pregnant? I'm like that don't sound
that sound too new school to me. Let's do the
right way. Yeah, let's let when the little nigga come out,
let's go, you know, swipe this guy's mouth or whatever
plug is. But whatever we gotta do to find out
the nigga's minds are not you know, you gotta be
a better practicing now.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Whatever they gotta do, right, So and then.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
So we had appointment for him to go down there,
like and now a week before my apportment, she hit
me up and like, you don't have to come. I
guess she made the other person took a test. Oh man,
it was it was their damn. So I'm like, okay,
I thought what happened, you know, But it was the
biggest relief of my life because I'm like, I knew
she was She wasn't doing it because she wanted. She
(29:21):
was doing it because she was trying to life eighteen
years back. So I was like, thank you Jesus Christ
saving me.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
That's probably that's that's about that, you know, that's about
the biggest you know, baby scared ever And talking about Edwards, right, you.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Ain't push you ain't push a hundred k through nah
nah ain't it.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
But you know with him, if he's able to get
over with a hundred K, he should be happy. But
if that we know that girl ain't no dummy. She
ain't taking one hundred cares gets you. She get one
hundred K a month for eighteen years, so why would
you do that. She ain't gonna do that. She ain't
gonna do that, So be ready to gonna be a daddy.
But that's that guy, not he's gonna be your daddy.
(30:03):
But I'm about to be an uncle too. I'm about
to be I'm tired of girl listening. I beat then
uncle the baby. You know I will I take it
to your opportunity meetings, okay, because everybody gets you moving in.
We're family now, we're family. In fact, you know what
I mean, Edward. You're not treating us right. That's why
when I first saw it, I thought it was a hunt.
(30:23):
I thought it was a million dollars. It's a one
hundred grand. I'm like, nigga, please a man dollars. Maybe
she might even though that's that's just one year of
support for her. A man dollars. Yeah, what you got
three hundred million? It ain't that nyrous night Germany. Okay, okay,
it ain't a night rais in US dollars. Okay, it
ain't no pestos. But anyway, you just became my daddy
(30:48):
of an Instagram baby, my brother and braise the baby,
and just hope he becomes something because you're pending one
hundred grand a month. That nigga that be a president.
You come as a cand I'll be very upset. You
pay that kind of money for a kid and nigga
like a crack I'm not nigga. I'm taking you to court.
(31:08):
This nigga costs me one hundred grand a month and
now he'll crackhead all.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
My ship back.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Facts, bro, stay, Oh yeah, some of your kids.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You know we've been bullshit for too long. We're gonna
get this right. Well, I wouldn't you know, I'll be
I'll be hurt. I played one hundred grand.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, come in a crackhead, that's crat in the corner. Yeah. Sure,
but we know, we know.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
You're a Philly man. You know what I'm saying. You
unfortunately are Eagles fan. You know what I'm saying. What's
going Yeah, you know you know what it is. We
already talked about this, Misten man. When you go from
the super Bowl, it's hard to go back. So every
obsequence is against you. Ain't don't know where you at.
A lot of teams, besides the Chiefs and the Patriots,
a lot of time after the Super Bowl, they just
(31:56):
usually collapsed. Nothing happens, you know, nothing much happens after that.
So I'm not giving up on the Eagles yet. You know,
they Logeler hurtslander out here. Huh, Lodengler hurts slander out here. Yeah,
don't you know what he's no, no, no to think
about jailing Hurst.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I mean he got two hundred something million.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
He earned that from, like, you know, the three years
he got the team to the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
You know, even look at the pretty dude niggas making like.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
You're making what them guys make a game, You make
it one hundred thousand dollars for a year, and look
what he's doing to the team. So you know, when
their back comes, they're paying you for what you already did.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
So they're paying jailing In, paying for what he already did.
You know.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
So he just got that money. Prior to that, he
was making what a million dollars two three million a year. Yeah,
he was a round pick, but he just he just
got to just see, you know, he'll get it together
because what got him what he was is not making mistakes.
And the last three games he made a lot of
mistakes and hopefully, you know, it could wake him up,
you know, but it's supports at the end of the day,
who cares man?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Everybody to give au you give him for up?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
What's your favorite feel your favorite Philly is my everything
Philly from seventy six or sixers, Eagles, Flyers, Phillies and
we all got well, I mean we're all having a
very tough years. I mean the Phillies almost go through
the World Series. I mean then they went last year
they lost. The soccer team went to the finals, loss
Eagles in the finals, loss Sixers. We can't even go
(33:20):
past the second round? What's up with m B man?
We know, you know like that, but what's up with
the playoffs?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Man? Like y'all?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah, they just he finds with the choke man that
second round. The first round is no problem. In the
second round, they just find a way to choke.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
You know.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I think God got been out of there and now
it was the excuse now you know, and we'll see
what happens. They got James out of there too, now
no more excuses. Yeah, I mean, you know, James, James Hardener.
She's had to find the perfect place for him, hopefully.
I mean I think they won like seven out of
eight games, right. I'm a James Harden. I'm a fan
(33:56):
of him, you know, like I and I like to
see a guy like that win somehow so you know,
it's unfortunate, but hopefully he found the home.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, I hope you win in l A too. I
won't rustle to get the NBA championship me too. That's
that's why I want to win a championship. Yeah, yeah, definitely,
nobody deserve it more. And I'm still still mad about
that whole separation from Oklahoma City man off of one game.
I mean, they had that ship in the back, three up,
three games to one, and then they lose a game
(34:27):
to the Golden State all of a sudden, Now you
go join them, niggas. That's crazy because we might not
even talk about a Golden State dynasty.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
If that happens.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Because I think the winner that Serious Winter Championship. I
think that Okay See team was probably be.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Is stuck in there.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
You know, but it's free agency, mother, so off of
you all kinds of money, you're gonna got to get
the bag at the end of it.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
There's a business man. You ain't trying to live in
Oklahoma City either, but not. I mean it was cool
when it was there. It was I mean, I think respect.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I think our team you could make anybody could make
a city pop Seriously, you put Lebron in Cleveland, Cleveland
is popping.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Now Lebron's gone, Cleveland is now like Oklahoma. You know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
You put anybody anywhere and they would make that city pop. Okay,
So he was popping when them guys were there, that's
the fact.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
So I mean even like I mean, think by back
in the day, Reggie Miller, he had the city popping
with basketball.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Turn now you guys are kind of getting back. Tell
him again, Tell him again, Jim Miller era.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Man, that was that was an era. Man, guy, you
had some good games. Are you a readie fan? I'm
I'm a basketball fan. You know, I remember Reggie. I'm
talking about we just like, oh the god nineties. I
remember actually when they came played the six US one night,
and I remember that night. I was just starting comedy
and they went to this place, this one club that
(35:49):
they came to, and manw BA was playing the long
time ago. I'm hanging out them dudes like back, It's like,
how old are you?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Listen? Man?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Forgures on our age, we don't know our age. I
wasn't when I was born. I was born in a backyard.
Nobody wrote ship damn nobody know. I asked my mom
the other and said, Mom, how old a my ceo
between nineteen and one hundreds? Pick a age? The fuck
up my face. When you was born, you saw a doctor.
(36:21):
When I was born, I saw a goat. I said, nah,
he said, and man, So yeah, man, I'm gonna be.
I'm gonna live forever. Don't worry about my age. When
the fuck out, I'm gonna see every generation ninety years
when I be looking just like that.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
You can be all old and krusty. Motherfucker. You're a
brgrap frame my own people who ain't we ain't got nothing.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
That's buddy yourself. That's my that's my soccer age. Know,
Africa got a soccer age. Them niggas cam maybe thirty
years of my nineteen nigga. Now we got some people
to come here, Hooper said, high school. When they come
about the country, Man, they could do whatever.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Do this.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I hain't thirty, and then bones start hurting. Okay, maybe
I'm not nineteen. Matter of fact, he knows, so he
prefer to like six eight, and you won't maker. Yeah,
it could be twenty four hours when I was on songboard,
who else al dupo.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
What's holiday? No? Not?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Ho is that it? Milwaukee? Oh, y'all are youngest is
thirty nine years old. Buck niggas my twenty eight. His
brothers nigga twenty His brother's fifty five years I went
to a high school night, JERARDM nigga.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
How old does it be? It means by ninety seven.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
That's a sports age twenty eight after the power motherfucker
security one. I'm sinitching all Africans man for all of
your niggas. Yeah, and be you at ninety seven. I
know your grandfather mother. He hold it down for y'all.
Though now he's trying. Hey we we time. We are
like twenty and eight, you know we s MAXI playing
(38:04):
great too? Sorry's Maxican having a got to pay now? Yeah,
they got right to give him that money. They had
a little two on the mill very soon. But that's
a fact. That's crazy that that's right now. And I
don't think do you think this Piston is gonna win
another game? I hope they don't. Why because you hate them?
Hunh it's just funny to see that.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
You see them. They ruined our championship. Yeah, so fucked
him from back in the day. Yeah when I have
sure enough did we was gonna win the chick.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yeah, we got y'all did go one year y'all st
the Lakers, right, Yeah, we couldn't be shocking Coby.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, but I saw you about before shock Arrow. You
had a chance.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Now we had when Steven Jackson that world piece all
them was it that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
I was fighting, yeah, yeah, it was a baby I was.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I was in high school more that. Yeah, everybody was fighting,
but but the coaches. It was a rumble. Regident fight
that Regie fighting. Reggie built like a cracke. You go
up there breaking half. You just stop that. He don't
hurt him, stop beating him like that. That's verylf Man.
(39:18):
Before we get up out of here, Mike Man chang
people what you got going on? Promoter show BT plus,
Michael blackshon that's right, and Michael Blackson show BT plus.
Uh So what we shot, we shot like pilots. So
when you come to doing a TV shoot pilot pilot
is a show you shoot, you air it. If people
like it, then they shoot more. So we shot four
episode pilots or watch it. If y'all like it, then
(39:40):
we'll shoot more. So it's up to your fans going
to watch the show and you know, posting and talking
about it. Hey, this show's funny, and I'm very hard
on myself. So if if if I say the show
is good and it's being a comment, I'm telling the
show you're gonna love it. I think it was one
of my best work and and a lot of fun
add most of the whole ship. You know what I'm saying,
So watch your show besides that, you know, I mean,
(40:04):
like I said, shout out to these guys for supporting
my nonprofit.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
You know, you know my goal.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Education always been my thing because in America, school is free.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
You know, Africa, it ain't free.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
They have some government schools, but even with those you
still have to pay for certain things and a lot
of kids can't afford uniform, they can't afford little books
and none of that. So I went back home and
built a free school in the village for the kids,
and I want to keep doing more. So support my
nonprofit is that Michael Blackson Foundation dot org For those
who went to a public school. I spelled it for
you in my C H A L B L A
(40:36):
C K s O N dot org. So go and
type on help do some shit. Thank you for the suckers, Yes,
sir tap In appreciate you pulling up good Sorry starting
a new year off Right Club five twenty.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Thank you,
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