Did you hear about the latest James Bond movie where he procrastinates about coloring his hair? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What exam? Do one hundred percent of women fail a
prostate exam?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Did you hear about the latest James Bond movie where
he procrastinates about coloring his hair. It's called Die Another Day?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
What do you call a guy with his hit stuck
in the toilet? Lou?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
My wife finally told me she is unable to have children? Inconceivable?
I replied, what's.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
It called when two Rachels get married? An entire rachel marriage?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Last night, someone broke into my house and stole my
limbo trophy? How low can they go?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Why didn't the lumberjack know how many trees he'd cut down?
He didn't keep a log.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
What's the best name for a mediocre carnival company? Fair enough?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Did you know that all garden gnomes have red hats?
It's a little known fact.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
For the sake of the economy, we need to legalize
marijuana everywhere. It's the best way to create high employment.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Nobody has seen the Zamboni driver, but I'm sure he'll
resurface eventually. Get ready for more laughs and groans following
this short break.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Did I tell you about the new restaurant on the Moon?
The food is great, but there's no atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
What do you call a man holding potato, carrots, meat,
and broth in a pot stew.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I'm doing whatever it takes not to have to wait
for other cars at intersections. I'm pulling out all the stops.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
How do you know that butane weighs less than xenon
because butane is a lighter gas.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I go to cities to look at street lamps. Those
are the highlights.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Every dawn. This stupid blackbird wakes me up by chirping
outside my window. It's a raven lunatic.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I bought a toilet brush last week. If you want
to know, I'm going back to using toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I wore a blindfold for all four years prior to college.
I had to be sure I didn't peak in high school.
I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. There's a bonus
dad joke waiting for you at the end of the episode.
Let's spread some happiness or pain with these jokes. Wishing

(03:42):
you a great day, and I'll be back with more
jokes tomorrow. Thank you for tuning in.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
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(04:15):
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asked his friend for help rounding up eighteen cows. His
friend said, that's twenty

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