Daily Dad Jokes (03 May 2024)
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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: slayergeralt25, mademeabeliever, rafikki123, SMNRM4, JohnnyTwoTimez, CavCave, Significant-Ad-8684, lukeknep, mal221, Dapper-Bad2687, ChazDeferens, CowboyKing06, , Liquiddiscof_shit, nmftg, Collinnn7, AKhakiNerfHerder, GreatInconsequence, prankerjoker, Joel_Boyens, germy-germawack-8108
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Episode Transcript
My geography teacher asked me to name a country without
the letter or in it. I said, no way.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He is currently assembling his cabinet.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I would like to give some comforting words to forbotomists
who missed their mark. Your efforts are not in vain.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
People ask me how I feel about being Native American.
I have my reservations.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Did you know that pigs are literate? After all? Why
else would they have a pen?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
What is a prize old people can win for aging atrophy?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
When driving? Why should you always yield to a weightlifter
drinking his daily protein shake because he has the right
of way.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm breaking up with math. I just can't work it out.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
What does the farmer have to do when he can't
sing to milk a cow? Try the other side?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Does anyone else remember how upset Dolly the Sheep got
when she met her clone. From what I can recall,
she was beside herself.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Emile walked into a bar. The bartender said, sorry, we
can't serve you here. Hang in there for more laughs.
And after this quick announcement.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
My son keeps drawing zeros on the wall of the hallway.
He's a really naughty boy.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I started teaching a class on musical theory to senior citizens.
It's old school.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What's a Hindu's favorite noodle? Top?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Braham? Why couldn't the plate of pasta get in the
door because it had milki?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What happened to the mathematician's car when he drove it backwards?
The differential became an integral?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Did you hear McDonald's killed the burger king out front
of Wendy's house. The funeral is at KFC this weekend.
I'm going to take the subway there.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
What type of music do boulders listen to? Rock?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
What does a headshift do? If his protegy feels to
sift the suit properly? He files a restraining order. I'm
Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the
end of the episode for a bonus dad joke. Our
goal is to spread laughter and maybe a few groans,
So make sure to share these jokes with your family
(03:38):
and friends. Have a great night, and I'll be back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Thank you. Looking for more dad joke humor to share,
then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter It's our
weekly roundup of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor
for you to enjoy the laughs and groans and sign
up today. Check the sign up link in the show
(04:04):
notes page or visit dailydadjokespodcast dot com. The Daily Dad
Jokes Podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show
notes page for social media links and joke credits. This
show was recorded in front of a can studio audience.
What do kids and farts have in common? We don't
(04:25):
mind our own, but can't stand others.
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