Daily Dad Jokes (23 Apr 2024)
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Episode Transcript
Who is the patron saint of copying people into emails?
Saint Francis of a CC.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
What is Forrest Gump's email password one forest one?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I got an email about how to read maps backwards.
It was spam.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Got an email from the Alzheimer's Association today. I don't
remember signing up on their mailing list.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Microsoft are starting to ban fake email accounts. They sent
an email saying they are going to test mine. I
don't have a positive outlook though.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn't
open any of the files. I always have trouble with
emotional attachments.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Why didn't lay email Obi Wan of the Death Star
plans the Jedi code forbids attachments.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
What's the difference between an email asking for money from
a Nigerian prince and an email asking for money from
an Egyptian pharaoh? The first one is a scam, the
second one is a pyramid scheme.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Why are pigs afraid of emails that don't want to
be marked as spam?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Why were the drunk astronauts emails so annoying to read?
Excessive use of the space bar.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
My email password has been hacked again. That's the third
time I've had to rename the dog.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
If you get an email with the words knock knock
in the subject line, don't open it it', said Jehovah's witness.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Working from home, my mom said she got an email
from the sushi restaurant. I asked her if it was
a phishing email.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Why didn't the night want to make an email account
because he already had enough chain mail?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Why didn't Daniel Craig respond to my email? I guess
he had no time to reply.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The Buddhist struggled with sending emails. He was always leaving
his attachments behind.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What's the best way to capture a spam by trap
it into ETHANID. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones.
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(03:21):
family and friends today.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
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This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience.
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