Daily Dad Jokes (08 May 2024)
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Episode Transcript
What type of golf clubs does Travis Kelsey hit?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Taylor Meade, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page had their tea
time canceled after heavy rains. The course was still drying
the fairway to seven.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Did you hear that Boeing designed their own brand of
golf clubs? You were pretty much guaranteed to get a
hold in one.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Three golf clubs walked into a bar. The putter ordered
a beer, the wedge ordered some whiskey. The bartender asked
the third one if he wanted anything. He replied, no, thanks,
I'm the driver.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
A golf ball is still a golf ball, no matter
how you put it.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Why do golf announcers whisper? They don't want to wake
up the spectators.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Not everyone can play golf the way I do. It
takes a lot of balls.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
A lion would never play golf, but a tiger would.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Do you think I'm good at golf? Dad asked my
son before his t shot. I said, you've got a
fair way to go yet.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Why did Ganendorf take up golfing? He wanted to hit
the links.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I just ordered a golf ball from Swiss cheesemakers. They
promised lots of holes in one.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Why did they call it golf because all the other
four letter words were taken?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Hang in there for more laughs and groans after this
quick announcement. My friend was missing with a drill around
my golf balls. Now I got a hole in one.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Hitler tried unsuccessfully to take up the sport of golf,
but he always ended up in the bunker.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I don't want to brag about my golf game, but
it's subpar.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
What's more intimidating than Tiger Woods as a golf opponent?
Tiger Woods is a golf location.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Russia's president stayed at a posh London hotel where they
had a practice golf green on the roof. Yes, Putin
was putting on the ritz.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm teaching my dog to golf. He's got little paws
in his back swing.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Hey, you taking your kid golfing? Is he any good?
He's okay, but he has a hell of a short game.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Why are all many golf players depressed? They have no drive?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What is a golfer's favorite drink? Green tea?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What does a golfer value most in a computer? It's
hard drive.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Did you hear about the golfer who shot and killed
a Mexican guy. He got a hole in one.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
A golfer is playing a par four hole. His first
shot is right down the middle, but the second shot
lands in a sand trap. He swings hard, the ball
clears the trap, but hooks badly. A famous rock group
is walking by. The ball ricochets off the side of
the head of Mick Jagger, killing him instantly. It bounces
off the head of Keith Richards, killing him too, but
(04:33):
then lands on the green and rolls into the cup. Yep,
you got it. He killed two stones with one birdie.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Do you know what the good golfer said? When asked
if he was responsible for the good deeds of a donation,
he said, I chipped.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
In, why do some golfers get caught having an affair?
They had a bad lie?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What is the best diet for golfer greens?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Only went golfing and only hit two good balls all day.
I stepped on a rake. I'm Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
And I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the subpart dad jokes
for golf Day. We're on a mission to spread the
laughs and grown as far and wide. So please do
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The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios.
See the show notes page for social media links and
Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a
canned studio audience
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