Daily Dad Jokes (07 May 2024)
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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Zay-nee24, OrdinaryEqual7231, EpicLearn, CowboyKing06, jezfm, Zay-nee24, TheQuietKid22, ChefBertl, Alone-Technician9121, houndoom92, mal221, DokkanTreaCru, , Zay-nee24, evolslove, CowboyKing06, Zay-nee24, TheQuietKid22, bryanBr
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Episode Transcript
My doctor told me I have an extremely rare disease.
I asked what it was called. He replied, well, what
do you want it to be called?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Where do you bury identical twins in a symmetry?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
What did the pirates see while playing Wheel of Fortune?
Can I buy an eye?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Are there any apps that actually help you spotflies? I
downloaded spotifly, but it simply doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
My wife told me I have to talk to the
kids about drilling large holes in the lawn. I told her,
I just think they're bored.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Which dinosaur had the best anal hygiene, the fhlociraptors.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
A friend once told me, you can't go around saving everyone.
They have to learn to save themselves. Great friend, terrible lifeguard.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Don't call yourself trash at least trash can.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
My boss texted me to say, have a good day,
So I'm going home.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
What do you call an arrogant environmentalist? An ego warrior?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
When I went home last night, I found out all
the lights were broken. Can't believe my wife kept me
in the dark. More dad jokes are coming up after
this quick break.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I have a compass that locates cheesy British boy bands,
but I think mine is broken as it only points
to one direction.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Dared my brother to sniff some fruit punch cool eight powder.
Apparently it was a poor delivery. Still funniest punch line ever.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
What is a skydiver's favorite season fall?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
My mate's moving to sold for a new job. I
think it's a great career move.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
When is the best time to eat eggs at the
crack of dawn?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I've been struggling with amnesia for as long as I
can remember. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
We have a bonus Dad joke for you at the
end of the episode. Laughter is contagious, so let's spread
it around. Have a good night, and I'll be back
tomorrow with more jokes. Thank you for your support. Want
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(03:34):
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links and joke credits. This show was record it in
front of a canned studio audience. I accidentally dropped my
keys in my friend's Nike shoes. He now has my keys.
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