I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to step on the moon. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I've found an entry level job where you start with
four thousand people beneath you. Of course, working at a
graveyard isn't for everyone.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
What does a banana say to express its gratitude? Thanks
a bunch?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Some people understand Roman numerals, I, for one, do not.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
When I was a lumberjack, I cut down fifty six
eighty nine trees, I kept a log.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I am buzz Aldrin, the second man to step on
the moon kneel before me.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
You really shouldn't bully fat people. They already have a
lot on their place.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
When Beethoven died, he was buried in a churchyard. Days later,
a drunk heard music from his grave. The priest and
magistrate listened to the magistrate said, it's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony
played backwards. Don't worry, it's just Beethoven decomposing.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect
on the brain due to all the indoor fans.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Why does no one like Jesus ann because she is
the Antichrist.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Who is King Arthur's most vigilant knight surveillance.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I bet you that I can cut this tree down
just by looking at it. I know It's hard to believe,
but I saw it with my own two eyes.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
My wife woke up the other day with a puzzled
look on her face. She'd fallen asleep on her crossword.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
The laughter isn't over. We'll be back after this brief break.
Why did the fingernail phone the radio station because it
heard the cue to call?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Would you rather meet a man or a bear whooping
in the woods?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
My wife told me the spark was gone. But when
I went to the gas stove and pushed a button there, it.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Was a very angry fly landed on my toilet seat,
pissed off.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Turns out the coats I bought my family are not waterproof. Poorus.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm Bob Jeffy.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
And I'm Montgomery Jones. Stick around for a bonus dad joke,
don't forget to share the jokes with your family and friends.
Have a great night, and I'll see you tomorrow. Thank
you for listening.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
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(03:53):
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in the curry house when I heard Rem had split up.
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