I know Ryan Reynolds plays Deadpool but I can’t remember who plays Wolverine. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What concert costs just forty five cents fifty cent featuring Nickelback.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
The cheese grater is the most sacred thing in the kitchen.
It's so holy.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Why are uncooked pancakes the best food? They're just batter.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I know Ryan Reynolds plays Deadpool, but I can't remember
who plays Wolverine. I just know it's a huge Jackman.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Leather is rated based upon its texture. Cows with abundant
water sources typically have softer hides rated A, but hides
from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically dehyde rated.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
My friend blocked me for posting too much bird content.
I'm okay with it, but two can play at that game.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
The man who invented Hall's lozenges dyed. There was no
coffin at the funeral.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I once read a horror book in braille. I knew
when something bad was going to happen. I could just
feel it.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
My body went into shack when I lost my bank account.
I was going through with drolls.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
What did a tongue call their friends taste buds?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Did you know that Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed
up once they were alloys? More groans coming upright? After
the swift interlude.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
What did the lunar landers say to the moon? I
mission you.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
What did the motorcyclist do after his bike broke down?
He moped around all day.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Two brothers stole a calendar. They each got six months.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
What's the worst kind of potato? A dictator?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
My salad started to freak out. I said, please remain calm.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
These college protesters are intense. I hope they have good
sleeping bags.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
What did the fish say when he saw the asteroid
that killed the dinosaurs? Oh, my god, a meteor. I'm
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.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}I know Ryan Reynolds plays Deadpool but I can’t remember who plays Wolverine. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)