Daily Dad Jokes (10 May 2024)
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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: spyalien, Upbeat-Excitement-46, EndersGame_Reviewer, BangYourFluff, kwan_e, razor10000, Major_Independence82, ebeisaac, sulldanivan, aguyonahill, MurseMan1964, DinglebarryHandpump, , ebeisaac, TheGrimmShopKeeper, Keauxbi, berkleysquare, ilikesidehugs, Impossible_Change800, BigPapaChuck73, CowboyKing06
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Episode Transcript
I used to be in a band called Derradiators. We
were just a warm up act.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Why is sunbathing no longer an Olympic sport? Everyone just
kept getting bronze.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Don't you just hate it when people answer their own
question I do?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Did you hear that Google has chrome rims on all
their cars? I bet if Microsoft did it, they'd have
a slight edge.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I just passed the exam for becoming a pest exterminator.
I've got lice ense to kill.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has
a meltdown?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
What did the investigator ask the pilot candidate who cheated
on his exam? Do you copy?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
What does a mathematician called taking a poop? The process
of elimination?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What do you call a sad strawberry a blueberry?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I'm very unforgiving of people with half their feet amputated.
I'm lactose intolerant.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I am at a gallery exhibit with works by Wyatt,
bat Masterson and Bass Reeves. It's mixed martial arts. The
laughter is an over. We'll be back after this brief break.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
What's the difference between an arm wrestler and a surgeon.
One flexes his biceps while the other flexes force us.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
They say the world will one day be more suitable
to certain species of crustaceans. That means humans will be
replaced by a more shelfish species.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
What has two holes and smells your nose?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Why did the guy in a wheelchair fail to become
a comedian because he couldn't do stand up comedy?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
What's the most dangerous musical instrument a harmonica?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
How do you know someone is broke they have a
college degree.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
April showers bring may flowers? What do may flowers bring pilgrims?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What was the public event that Julius Caesar should have avoided?
The March of ideas?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And I'm Montgomery Jones. Stick around for a bonus dad joke.
We're here to brighten your world with some humor. Don't
forget to share the laughs or drones with your loved ones.
Sleep well, and I'll be back with more jokes tomorrow.
Thank you for your continued support.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
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to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our week round
up of the best dad jokes memes. And humor for
you to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign
up today. Check the sign up link in the show
notes page or visit dailydadjokespodcast dot com. The Daily Dad
Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show
(04:17):
notes page for social media links and joke credits. This
show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience.
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cents for a prosthetic eye? His name was Nikolai
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