Daily Dad Jokes (23 Apr 2024)
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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: TRAKRACER, Iowaguy202439, Man-e-questions, SkiDynastar, gestalt-icon, Snackasm, Man-e-questions, StrongAardvark2166, jbeeziemeezi, Leboy2Point0, Masselein, Joel_Boyens, , Hot_Historian1066, CalottoFantasy5, jvlpdillon, ronwonswanson, Hawaiian-national, LmVdR
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Episode Transcript
Why I do officers in the military not shower every
day in order to retain their rank.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What do you call a guy swimming with no arms
or legs? Bob?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Does anyone have any jokes about hotels? I was hoping
we could all share a tan of them.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Had a random Irish fella that used to hang out
sometimes on my back deck. Not really sure who he was,
so we just called him patio furniture.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
What is the opposite of high stakes ground beef?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I like toilets for two reasons, Number one and number two.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
My wife said that I better stop making jokes about
Roy Orbison or else. So I said, anything you want,
you got it.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled
a muscle.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
My mom said I would be grounded if I touched
the silverware, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
According to the Bible, what do you call a salt
factory being demolished and paved over to create more parking?
A lot happening? What do you call a sweet walking stick? Sugarcane?
(01:57):
The laughter isn't over. We'll be back after this brief break.
Some people are like slinkies, not good for much. But
they bring a smile to your face when pushed down
a flight of stairs.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
What question should you never ask a geologist? Are these
tectonic plates?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Dishwashers Safe got a couple of sock puppets for sale.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Anyone interested in taking them off my hands.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I hate it when people say I take offense, but
then they don't take one.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
My friend told me they have auphentasia. I can't imagine
what that must be like.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Why do you never see a portrait of a gardener
because they prefer it to be in landscape. I'm Bob
Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end
of the episode for a bonus Dad joke. Our goal
is to spread joy or cringes to the world. Share
the humor with your family and friends. Have a good night,
(03:19):
and I'll see you again tomorrow. Thank you for tuning in.
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links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front
of a canned studio audience. I asked Mario if he's
(04:04):
still addicted to gambling. He replied, I'm a better now
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