Daily Dad Jokes (05 Feb 2024)
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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Cheyde, maninmotion1876, p_tally, MathProf1414, SonOfAnOptometrist, Mitchinatr, JBaczuk, Eyetalianman, franz-hanz, BritishTeeth11, bigmid77, , cray_pokemon, dewgdewgdewg, AnimatorNr1, ajd416, Delicious_Drummer399, Bill-Ding2112, oasishippie, Isaac_Santxna, VERBERD, Fishnutslol, oldwhitelincoln, Pabst_Malone, jjking714, porichoygupto, BlueMageTheWizard, RealBowtie, Anialation, SeaTwertle, KnownAd7367
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Episode Transcript
Why was the fark scientist so successful? His observations were
very astute?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
What happened when Travis Kelsey farted? Taylor sniffed?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed because it'll blow
his cover?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Why did the fart go to the gym because it
wanted to get repped?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in
public a private tutor?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
What is it called when two mummies fart at the
same time? Tute in common?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
How come no one at the king table laughed when
he farted? Because noble gases don't cause reaction.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Don't fight in church? They make you sit in your
own few.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
What do you get when you fart on your wallet? Gas? Money?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said,
I've just done a silent fart. What should I do?
He said, change the batteries in your hearing aid.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yesterday I farted in the Apple store and everyone got
upset at me. It's not my fault they don't have windows.
More dad jokes are on the way after this quick announcement.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What do you call caveman's farts from the past?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Love is like a fart If you have to force it.
It's probably crap.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I
recently discovered this at my daughter's school concert.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Why are fark jokes not funny because they stink?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You know why farts stink? So deaf people can enjoy
them too?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
What is a fart's favorite movie? Gone with the Wind?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Have you seen that movie about farts?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yet?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It really stinks.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Never trust someone who farts in front of you. They're
a gas lighter.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
If a clown farts, does it smell funny?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
How can you tell one a moth farts it flies
straight for a second.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
What do you call it when Muhammad al Lei farts
gashes clay?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
What happens when a communist trusts a fart? They get
skid marks?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Doctors claim farting is a natural thing, but I have
good reason to believe it's man made.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
My dad burst into my room and said, want to
hear a joke, and then proceeded to fart for a
whole minute. He said, sorry, that was a long winded story.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Why are blacksmiths so flatulant? Whoever smelt it dealt it?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Did you hear about the new movie flatulence. It was
just released in theaters.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I farted to make my kid laugh, but instead I
just disgusted my wife. I guess that backfired.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
No matter how much I watched my Windbreaker, it smells terrible.
It just keeps breaking wind.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
What did Juliet say to Romeo after she ate four
being burritos? Farting is such sweet sorrow. I'm Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And I'm Montgomery Jones.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And that's the top dad jokes for National Farkdad. We're
on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far
and wide, so please do us a favor and share
just one of these jokes with your family and friends today. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
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