Star Wars Day! May the Fouth be with you! 04 May 2024

Daily Dad Jokes (04 May 2024)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
My wife said, you'll leave me if I don't stop
speaking in Star Wars quotes. Divorce is strong with this one.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
My son Luke loves how I named our kids after
Star Wars characters. My daughter Chewbecca not so much.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
A Star Wars obsessed Mexican couple had a son. They
named him Obi Wan.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
What's the internal temperature of a Tontan? Lukewarm?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
My friend got a Star Wars tattoo. You should have
seen the Luke on his face?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Who plays Han solo in the Norwegian version of Star
Wars Harrison Fjord.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Which our warship didn't like to work the millennial Falcon.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I tried to come up with a Star Wars joke,
but I didn't want to force it.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Where does Julian Assane upload Star Wars spoilers? Wookie leaks.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Know why the Jedi don't have a navy because sailing
is a path to the dock side.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt
of the Jedi.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
What app does a Jedi used to read? Pdf files? Adobe? One? Kenobi?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
More dad jokes are coming up after this quick break.
My musician friend wants to be a Jedi. It's too
bad his mini Chlorian count is too low.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
A virtually unknown deaf actor applied to be in Return
of the Jedi, but they wanted a bigger death Star.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Which Jedi trains bodybuilders? Kagone g y m.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
What do you call it when a Jedi tries too
hard to make something funny? Forced joke?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Why do the Jedi only drink gray goose because only
a Sith drinks absolute.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
What do you call a nervous Jedi? Pnnakin skywalker?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
What do you call a Jedi in disguise? Mannequin skywalker?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Why are the Jedi so successful at avoiding email viruses
because they avoid attachments?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Which ex Jedi is the best at maths? Count dooku?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
What sith lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them darthritis?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
What do you call five Siths piled on top of
a lightsaber a sith kebab?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
What do you call a sith lord who works at
a restaurant? Darth Wader?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Where do you sith by their outfits at the Darth Mall?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
What is a Sith's favorite singer? Darth Brooks?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
What do you call a Sith potito Darth teeter?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
What happened when the sith Lord used a nerf gun
in combat, he became Darth Vader.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Why is it so expensive to join the Sith I
mean it cost Anakin an arm and a leg to join.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Where did the sith shop at the mall? Everything's half off?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
What do you call a cat that has become a
sith Lord?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Garth Field, a pilot Jedi and sith Lord walks into
a canteena the bartender says, what can I get you? Anakin?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
What do you call a sith Lord that avoids conflict
Darth Vader?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil? Since the fifth grade?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Darth Vader's favorite exercise scythops.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
What kind of chicken does Darth Vader order at KFC?
Dark Meat?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Darth Vader always knew what Luke got him for Father's Day.
He could sense his prisons.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Why was Darth Vader so much taller than Luke or
Lea because his suit added two feet.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Why did Darth Vader cross the road to get to
the dark Side?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
How does Darth Vader like his toast on the dark Side?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Why did Darth Vader move to Manhattan? He heard New
York is the Empire State. What's Darth Vader's favorite band Weezer?

(07:18):
What's Darth Vader's favorite cooking utensil? And yu Wuck?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Why was Luke Skywalker unlucky with love? He was looking
at all the wrong places.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Where did Luke Skywalker get his robot hand at the
second hand store?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Sometimes Luke Skywalker can't help but to dress up like
a nun. It's a force of habit.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
What did Hans Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
May the forks be with you?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
What is Luke Skywalker's favorite genre of music? Yoda Lane?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
What did Obi Wan Kenobi see to Luke Skywalker when
he saw him stribbling with his chapsticks? Use the forks, Luke.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Why didn't Hans Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was chewy?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
What's it called when you analyze the differences between Hans
Solo and Indiana Jones comparison for it?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Why did Hans Solo get angry when he hugged Princess Leah?
She was still Luke warm.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I saw a really accurate cosplay of Frozen Han Solo.
It was a carbonite copy.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
What did Hans Solo say when Chewbacca made his first error.
That was a Wookie mistake. I'm Bob Jeffe and.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the top Dad jokes for
Star Wars Day. We're on a mission to spread the
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with your family and friends today. Thanks. Want the perfect

(09:51):
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