Daily Dad Jokes (16 Oct 2022)
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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: cheezballs, 11guy, No-denied, Ok_Presence36, AXmanCometh1, YourOverLordisME, sgt-sunglasses, SmartassBrickmelter, ESFTrader, ArceistJustin, stingingtoes
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Episode Transcript
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt dead ends? What's
red and bad for your teeth? A brick? There was
a note behind my windshield wiper that said parking fine.
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That made me feel really good. What do you give
a cannibal that's late to dinner the cold shoulder. I
used to visit a casino until I found out their
top floor restaurant served beef. That meant the steaks were
(00:49):
just too high for me. If you're in need of
a job, you could try search and rescue. They're always
looking for people. How many narcissists does it take to
screw in a light bulb? One? The narcissist holds the
(01:10):
light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
What's the worst part of an apple addiction? You can't
see a doctor about it. A man shows up to
a gunfight with nothing more than a pencil and a
piece of paper. He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
(01:37):
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to
make a movie. Clooney says, I'll direct, DiCaprio says I'll act,
McConaughey says I'll write, I'll write, I'll write, I'm Bob Jeffie.
(01:59):
Stay tune to the end of the episode for a
bonus dad joke. Good night all, I'll be back tomorrow.
Thank you. Hello everyone. You can now submit your own
dad jokes to my voicemail with the best ones to
be included in upcoming episodes in this podcast. Just leave
(02:21):
your name, the city and state you live in, and
your best dad joke. Call nine seven eight three nine
three one zero seven six. I'll repeat that number. It's
nine seven eight three nine three one zero seven six,
or check the show notes page for the number. I'll
look forward to hearing from you. The Daily Dad Jokes
podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes
(02:44):
page for social media links and joke credits. Why did
the town of font USA have such a high rate
of crime because it was Sam Sheriff.
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