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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: bkrank, Gear3017, Ynotasub, MaxCWebster, k_woz1978, Tinkerer221, ShockMonkey2001, yomommafool, FeralPixels, brother_p, Butterflies_Books

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
I suspect that my wife has been adding soil to
the garden, but she denies it. The plot thickens. My
grandma went for her driver's license test, and she passed
my condolences to the instructor's family. I read a horror

(00:27):
story in Braille. I could feel something bad was about
to happen, but I didn't see it coming at all.
Amber Hurd had a child with Charlie Sheen. They agreed
that the child would live with Charlie and take his
last name. The child was to be Sheen. Not heard.

(00:51):
My dad recently died, and in reading his will, discover
that he wanted his remains to be cremated and the
ashes pressed into a record. It was his vinyl request.
At the bus stop this morning, I found a suitcase
of little furry kittens. Shocked, I immediately called nine to one one.
They asked me if the kittens were moving. I said

(01:13):
I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase. If
Jesus was real, they wouldn't call it the Crucifixion. They
would call it crucifixt I got arrested today for walking
out of an art museum with a painting. I'm just

(01:34):
so confused because earlier, when I asked the security if
I could take a picture, they said yes. Julie Andrews
said she bought a cheap lipstick that fell apart, made
her breath stink. Her supercolor fragile lipstick gave her halotosis.

(02:00):
You call men who make women belong in the kitchen
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(02:20):
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be included in special fan episodes. Just leave your name,

(03:03):
the city and state you live in, and your best
dad joke. Call nine seven eight three nine three one
zero seven six. I'll repeat that number. It's nine seven
eight three nine three one zero seven six, Or check
the show notes page for the number I look forward
to hearing from you. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is
produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for

(03:26):
social media links and joke credits. When I was a boy,
the Jetsons gave me unrealistic expectations about the future, like
having a job, a loving family, and a dog.