Daily Dad Jokes (03 Mar 2024)
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Episode Transcript
What do you call three Fords in the driveway a
Ford Fiesta.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I got hurt by a pickaxe. Don't worry. My doctor
said it was a minor injury.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it
was accidental.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yo, Mama's so fat she can't even put the past
behind her.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Today I found out that you can actually hear the
blood flowing through your veins. You just have to listen vericosely.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of
her chapstick. She's still not talking to me.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
What do you call a knight made entirely of China,
Sir Remick.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Out of all of the inventions over the last one
hundred years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
What country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland every day?
It's Dublin.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I fell in love with a girl who only knew
four vowels. She never knew I existed. I'm Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of
the episode for a bonus dad joke. Our goal is
to spread joy or cringes to the world. Share the
humor with your family and friends, have a good night,
and I'll see you again tomorrow. Thank you for tuning in.
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(01:54):
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recorded in front of a canned studio audience. Why did
the girl who was into archery want to date the
guy she bought her archery supplies from because he made
her quiver?
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