Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 22 April 2024

Daily Dad Jokes (22 Apr 2024)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Yesterday, a policeman knocked on my door and told me
he was looking for a burglar with one eye. I
immediately advised him to also open the other eye for
more clarity.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Why isn't holy water used in vaccines? Because you shouldn't
take the Lord in vains.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
A friend asked me if I had seen the movie Tractor.
I said no, but I've seen the trailer.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
If you think of any more fish puns, let me know.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Did you hear about the latest James Bond movie where
he procrastinates about coloring his hair. It's called Died?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Another day, I took my girlfriend to see Disney on
Ice and it sucked. It was just some old dead
guy in a box.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I got into a fight with one, three, five, seven,
and nine. The odds were against me.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
My girlfriend told me that if I make one more
joke about numbers, we're not going to be a couple anymore.
I said, pair enough.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
What exam? One hundred percent of women fail a prostrate exam.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
My son asked me what it's like to be married,
so I told him to leave me alone, and when
he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.
I'm Bob Jeffy.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
And I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of
the episode for a bonus dad joke. Our goal is
to spread laughter and maybe a few groans, so make
sure to share these jokes with your family and friends.
Have a great night, and I'll be back tomorrow. Thank you.

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