Daily Dad Jokes (28 Apr 2024)
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Episode Transcript
I was going to the store the other day and
my daughter asked me to buy six bottles of sprite.
When I got home, I realized I picked seven up.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I got fined by the city for illegally fixing the
potholes on the streets by my house. I can't really
blame them, though it's my own asphalt.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
One day, I changed a light bulb, crossed the road
and walked into a bar. That's when I realized my
whole life was a joke.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose
funeral it is, having a look around the room and
saying haven't decided yet is typically a good response.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
What do you call a guy swimming with no arms
or legs? Bob?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
What concert costs just forty five cents? Fifty cent featuring nickelback?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
What Mountain got a one hundred percent on the exam?
Moult Cleverest?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
What did the zero say to the eight nice belt?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I once dated a girl of one leg who worked
at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I like my coffee, like my women, secretly alcoholic. I'm
Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And I'm Montgomery Jones. There's a bonus, Dad, joke waiting
for you at the end of the episode. Let's spread
some happiness or pain with these jokes. Wishing you a
great day and I'll be back with more jokes tomorrow.
Thank you for tuning in. Looking for more dad joke
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