Daily Dad Jokes (05 May 2024)
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Episode Transcript
I finally decided to propose to my vegan fiance. Do
I go with one carrot or two?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
What's an English sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and chips.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I never understood why people wore black clothes when they
want to be sneaky. They should wear leather armor because
it's made of hide.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I said to my wife, for the last fifteen years,
all you've done is fine. Mistakes in anything I say?
She said, sixteen years.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to
watch a movie. She said, what movie would you like
to see? I said, you pick? She said you pick.
I said, I don't care you pick. She said, sir,
there are people behind you waiting to buy tickets.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
What do you call a Mexican who hates protein powder?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
No way, Jose. My husband left me because of my
gambling addiction, but I know I can win him.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Beck, What do kids and farts have in common? We
don't mind our own, but can't stand others.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So I hear that you race cars? Do you win
many races?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
The cars are much faster.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
My geography teacher asked me to name a country without
the letter are in it? I said, no way, I'm
Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
And I'm Montgomery Jones.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Get ready for a bonus dad joke. We have a
mission to bring joy and some cringes to the world,
one joke at a time. Share the humor with your
loved ones. Sleep well and I'll catch you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Cheers. Looking for more dad joke humor to share, then
subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly
roundup of the best dad jokes, memes and humor for
you to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign
(01:58):
up today. Check the sign up link in the show
notes page or visit dailydadjokespodcast dot com. The Daily Dad
Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show
notes page for social media links and Joe credits. Check
out our other podcasts in our network at classicstudios dot com.
(02:22):
My daughter accused me of telling dad jokes. Nothing could
be father from the truth.
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