Daily Dad Jokes (12 May 2024)
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Episode Transcript
What did the pirates see while playing Wheel of Fortune?
Can I buy an eye?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm transporting grain across the country and only have one
CD to listen to. Just Haulin' Oates the whole way.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
If Beyonce was a potato, what would her most popular
song be All the Pringle Ladies.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I bought a universal remote. This changes everything.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I don't know all the details about military ranks, but
I have the general idea.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I had a girlfriend who was cross eyed. Didn't work out.
We could never see eye to eye. Plus I think
she was seeing someone on the side.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
My family got me a terrible tisaurus for my birthday.
It was terrible.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
My daughter was upset. She didn't know the opposite of armageddon.
I said, don't worry, it's not the end of the world.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
My doctor told me I have an extremely rare disease.
I asked what it was called. He replied, well, what
do you want it to be called.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Did you hear about the man who only paid five
cents for a prosthetic eye? His name was Nikolai.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm Bob Jeffy, and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stick around for
a bonus dad joke. Don't forget to share the jokes
with your family and friends. Have a great night, and
I'll see you tomorrow. Thank you for listening. Looking for
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