Daily Dad Jokes (13 May 2024)
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Episode Transcript
Miles Teller did a fine job playing Goose's son in
the new Top Gun movie, but they should have gone
with Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Netflix announced a new Top Gun TV series. They're filming
the pilot next month.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
When I watched the new Top Gun movie, I knew
that all would be solved with a cruise missile.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Saw the new Top Gun movie last night with my wife.
She loved it. I thought it was plain.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Why did Top Gun Maverick turn out so well? Because
it was on cruise control.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Miles Teller, the actor in the new Top Gun movie,
had to change his name before joining Hollywood. His original
name was Odometer.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
In a deleted Top Gun scene, Tom Cruise is forced
to sit in a shop class he snuck out through
a pilot hole.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I got booted off stage at a karaoke bar. I
was trying to sing danger Zone from that Top Gun movie.
I forgot the lyrics three times. They said I exceeded
my login's attempts.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It was silly of Tom Cruise to put his best
pistol on the highest shelf. He's too short to reach
the top gun.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I wish I had a fat counterpart, like a fat
Maverick's fat goose. I'm in the mood. The mood for food.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Just changed all my passwords to Kenny. Now I have
Kenny Loggins.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise are making a movie about
fighter pilots. It's called Top Gum.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
What documentary did Tom Cruise and the dentist collaborate on
Top Gum?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
What does a Top Gun fighter jet pilot do if
he sneeze in flight? Eliminate the bogie.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Fighter pilots are so unprofessional every time they're in the cockpit,
They're just winging it. I'm Bob Jeffey and I'm Montgomery Jones,
and that's the Maverick Dad Jokes for Top Gun Dad.
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(03:04):
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Speaker 2 (03:08):
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(03:31):
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in front of a canned studio audience
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