What did Kenny Rogers say when he was driving down the highway and one of the tires fell off his truck? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I like my coffee, like my women, secretly alcoholic.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
One day I changed the light bulb, crossed the road
and walked into a bar. That's when I realized my
whole life was a joke.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
What did Kenny Rogers see when he was driving down
the highway and one of the tires fell off his truck?
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheeled.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I was so happy to finish putting the supports up
for my new roof. I was beaming.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
What role could Tom Cruise never play? A dentist? He
can't handle the tooth.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Went to a concert last night and the opening act
was an illustrator. I was a bit disappointed at first,
but she really drew a crowd.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I guess I really am getting old and out of touch.
I walked by a rally the other day and saw
a lovely young girl shouting, they're all bastards. I said,
my word, who she said the police? I was shocked.
I mean, I never cared for sting myself, but the
other two guys were just lovely.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Why should you never tell a taco a secret because
they always spill the beans?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
How can you tell the difference between the right twigs
and the left twigs. The left one doesn't taste right.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
My mom and my dad were quite the opposite. My
mom was always right and my dad left.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I dig, you dig, he digs, She digs, We dig,
they dig. It's not a long poem, but it's deep.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I never understood why a group of fish is called
a school, especially since they're always playing hockey.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
We'll resume the fun and laughs right after this message.
Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees because they're
very good at it.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
My wife's lost a lot of respect for me. I've
finally retired, but I still haven't open that bowling alley.
I've always dreamed of running. I just don't have the balls.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I used to date a girl who was a Communist.
We broke up though too many red flags.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
A man walks into a funeral parlor and says, who's coffin?
The mortician says, my son, he has a cold.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Bugs Bunny won't accept files on Google Drive. He'll only
accept a WhatsApp duck.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I was going to walk up the stairs into the library,
but there were way too many stories. I'm Bob Jeffy
and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stick around for a bonus dad joke.
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(03:53):
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