Daily Dad Jokes (09 May 2024)
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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: k_woz1978, Puzzleheaded-Bee120, Masselein, Iowaguy202439, Personal-Tea7226, TheQuietKid22, gcjunk01, Evilmd, mrminutehand, PMMEYOUR_SOULZ, PeoplesHero87, 311maac, , Ryde29, ICWeiner1988, TheGreatJatsby, sourkid25, Weyman16, dubaidadjokes, TheQuietKid22, Silly_Zebra8634
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Episode Transcript
What would Queen say if they were legos? I see
a little silly lego of a band.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm transporting grain across the country and only have one
CD to listen to. Just haulling oates the whole way.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I don't know all the details about military ranks, but
I have the general idea.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
The other day I bought at the source. When I
opened it, all the pages were blank. Now I have
no words to describe how angry I am.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
If at first you don't succeed, Vince God having probably
isn't for you.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
My wife thinks I'm funny because I told her a
joke about Bachman Turner overdrive. I told her, you ain't
seen nothing yet.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Why are German ten year olds the craziest kids? Because
they're in Zen?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Where does Sean Connery keep his shavings in the bank.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I recently opened a company selling trampolines disguised as prayer mets.
Profits are going through the roof.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I just hurt my wrist digging a hole between two
coy ponds. I think it's carpal tunnel.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
What's the deal with airline's food? It's so plain? More
dad jokes are on the way after this quick announcement.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
We all heard about the guy who evaporated. He'll be missed.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The first time I went to my dentist, he said
my teeth looked beautiful, But the second time he said
they look titious. Apparently only the first exam is complimentary.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Why are Pepper's the best at archery because they alvenaro?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Do you know what happens when you touched Dwayne Johnson's
but you hit rock bottom?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I got an email last night from a supposed jam
band who said if I prepaid five hundred dollars for
a concert ticket, they get me backstage passes for free.
But it was just a phishing scam.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
How to install a power socket with your bare hands?
The answer will shock you.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What will happen if you cross a cement mixer and
a chicken a brick layer?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
The Bible starts off with a barbecue. Adam had a
spare rib. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stick
around for a bonus dad joke. We're here to breaighten
your world with some humor. Don't forget to share the
laughs or groans with your loved ones. Sleep well, and
(03:44):
I'll be back with more jokes tomorrow. Thank you for
your continued support. Looking for more dad joke humor to share,
then subscribe to our new weekly email. It's our weekly
roundup of the best dad jokes, memes and humor for
you to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign
(04:07):
up today. Check the sign up link in the show
notes page or visit Daily dadjokespodcast dot com. The Daily
Dad Jokes Podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the
show notes page for social media links and joke credits.
This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience.
(04:28):
Want to know one of the most important lessons in
learning how to play guitar, stay tuned
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