What's the last words of Descartes? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to
watch a movie. She said, what movie would you like
to see? I said, you pick? She said you pick.
I said I don't care you pick. She said, sir,
there are people behind you waiting to buy tickets.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I finally decided to propose to my vegan fiance. Do
I go with one character? Two?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
My wife told me she's clearly a much better driver
than me because she has more points.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
What's the best chase to build a small house with cottage? Chase?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Finally got a job on the railway. I'm full he trained.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Someone broke into my shed and stole my daughter's limbo stick.
How low can you go?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
What's the last words of Descartes? I think not.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
My favorite Mexican restaurant just closed. I'm too upset to
talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
In America, who's raising awareness about two, three, five, seven, eleven, etc.
No one, we don't have a prime minister.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I went to the store and I wanted to get
six bottles of sprite. When I got home, I saw
that I picked seven up.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Bet you didn't know people eat more bananas than monkeys.
Please let me know in the comments when you last
ate a monkey.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Somebody stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you.
You have my word.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Hang in there for more laughs and groans After this
quick announcement. My friends think I have an intimacy problem.
Obviously they don't know me.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Why do all the cats hide in space because there's
a vacuum.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I just watched a riveting film about the nervous system.
It was Axon Packed.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Did you hear about the Swedish prime minister? He had
to build his own cabinet. A drummer had four daughters
he named Amana one and a two, and a three
and a four. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones.

(03:21):
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(04:05):
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canned studio audience. Does it matter if you row a
boat form the right or the left side? No, either
or is fine

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