Daily Dad Jokes (26 Apr 2024)
The official Daily Dad Joke electronic button now available on Amazon. The perfect gift for dad! for our loyal fans, use the checkout code, "DadJokes", to receive 25% off the regular listing price. Click here here to view !
Email Newsletter: Looking for more dad joke humour to share? Then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly round-up of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs, and groans, and sign up today! Click here to subscribe !
Listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast here: https://dailydadjokespodcast.com/ or search "Daily Dad Jokes" in your podcast app.
Interested in Business and Finance news? Then listen to our sister show: The Daily Business and Finance Show. Check out the website here or search "Daily Business and Finance Show" in your podcast app.
Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: ebeisaac, Man-e-questions, Upvoter_NeverDie, Dust-by-Monday, Ok_Presence36, GQman57, mal221, PlayboyCG, RedVivax, e-bio, ebeisaac, SeaDry2466, , gestalt-icon, Glum_Comedian, GotiKaltiMaar, 22Drejm, Glassix18, IOnlyHaveOneHand, KalbotJambot, JMK2591
Subscribe to this podcast via:
Social media:
Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show with +15k daily streams? Contact us at media
Episode Transcript
When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose
funeral it is, having a look around the room and
saying haven't decided yet is typically a good response.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I got fined by the city for illegally fixing the
potholes on the streets by my house. I can't really
blame them, though it's my own asphalt.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I just found a great website to get sausage online.
I'll send you a link.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I took my car to the shop the other day
and the mechanics stole both of my front calipers. When
I confronted him about it, he said, hey, man, I
was told I'm allowed to take two breaks a day.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
What do you call a fake opera singer? Placebo Domingo?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Man? I hate German food. It's just the vorst.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I requested a retrial on the grounds of synex. The
judge's sentencing wasn't right.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
What's the worst gift you can buy a millennial a
label maker? They will never use it because they don't
like to put labels on things.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Why couldn't the extroverted horse plow the field because you
need a shire horse?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Why do people fired from Microsoft want to work at
home depot because they want to become a windows replacement installer, died.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And came back as a cowboy. I call that reinternation.
More Dad humor awaits right after this short break.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Why did the cannibal throw up the missionary? You just
can't keep a good man down.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Saw a man on stilts at the carnival today. He
was outstanding.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
My coworker thanks his cutlery after eating every day after lunch,
he looks at them and says, thanks for the help.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Forks. I used to wear camel pants to the woods.
Now I wear him around the house so no one
knows I'm home.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Two musicians wash their hands at the same time. They're
in sync.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
My house is currently on fire, and the smoke filling
my lungs is beautiful. It's breathtaking.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
When does a car stop being a car when it
starts turning into a junction?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
What's the most popular car amongst neurosurgeons? Fusions?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I'm Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
And I'm Montgomery Jones. Are you ready for a bonus
Dad joke? There's one waiting for you at the end
of the episode. Our mission is to make the world
a funnier place, one joke at a time. Share the
jokes with your family and friends. Sweet dreams and I'll
catch you tomorrow. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Looking for more dad joke humor to share, then subscribe
to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly roundup
of the best dad jokes, memes and humor for you
to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up today.
Check the sign up link in the show notes page
or visit Daily dadjokespodcast dot com. The Daily Dad Jokes
(04:21):
Podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes
page for social media links and joke credits. This show
was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. A
guy once told me he would never know how to
tie a tie. I assured him, not going to happen.
Popular Podcasts
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations.
The Nikki Glaser Podcast
Every week comedian and infamous roaster Nikki Glaser provides a fun, fast-paced, and brutally honest look into current pop-culture and her own personal life.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.