Daily Dad Jokes (11 May 2024)
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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: EndersGame_Reviewer, Exact_Pipe3187, hacksawjim89, succeedaphile, Retiredsaltysailor, AggravatingDot5217, SuperMetroid1939, nakadeka, original_joe99, IndubitableMatt, TheQuietKid22, Ryde29, , Mikestermunch, youbuythis_shit, Zay-nee24, Keirnflake, HookEm_Hooah, Personal-Tea7226
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Episode Transcript
Did you hear about the introvert who was so happy
living in Antarctica? He was isolated.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Who's the coolest dude in the hospital, the ultrasound guy.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
My first job was posing like a mannequin in a
clothing store window. I held that position for a long time.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
My family got me a terrible thesaurus for my birthday.
It was terrible.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'm like an unemployed court jester. I'm nobody's fool. My
female janitor asked me to make weed with her. I
said no, because I can't handle high maintenance woman. Today
at college, I found out the real reason birds fly
(01:02):
south for the winter, because it's better than walking.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
While counting election votes, a trend showed up every second,
fifth and sixth vote counted. Chose al Gore over George Bush.
It was the al Gore rhythm.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
How do you organize a space party? You plan it.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
How did the hipster burn his mouth eating pizza? He
ate it before it was cool.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
What do you call a frenchman in sandals? Philip Flopp?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
There was once a Roman emperor who sea staging. Once
he turned nineteen, he was called Constantine.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Stay tuned for more dad jokes after this short intermission.
What is Ironman's favorite amusement ride, the Ferris Wheel.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Justice is best served cold. If it was served warm,
it would be just water.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
This greased up deck of cards is causing me huge stress.
I just can't deal with it.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What do you call it when a piece of sheet
music rots decomposing?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
There's been reports of a strange man suspiciously lurking around
a school. I don't know what they're talking about. I've
been there every day this week and I've not seen anyone.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Get ready for
a bonus dad joke. We have a mission to bring
joy and some cringes to the world, one joke at
a time. Share the humor with your loved ones. Sleep
well and I'll catch you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Cheers.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
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